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May 9th, 2010 Bruce Miller - You don't need to wait for him out here. Kathy Smith - I just need to see him. Bruce Miller - He'll be
here. Trust me. "Help me if you can, The images of the CWA stars
end in a ball of fire and a brief flash of Bullrush smiling. We then
head to ringside where the action is set to begin, Henry Lesher and
Ricky Simms in their usual spots to call the show. Ricky Simms - Violence marks the start of tonight's action as the Warriors crowd gets into the show. Henry Lesher - Well, I will admit these two are real wrestlers and that helps, but the naked Jello thing, if that happens, I am gone. Mark Davis pulls HeadRush away from Orlock and the two get into a heated argument. Orlock then gets to his feet and gives HeadRush a clothesline to the stage. Mark Davis then starts arguing with him. Orlock grabs HeadRush by one foot and starts dragging him down the ramp to ringside. He then picks HeadRush up and drops him on the guard railing, catching his throat on the steel before he falls back to the floor. Orlock then stands HeadRush up and rolls him into the ring before doing the same himself and then the referee can finally call for the bell. Orlock then goes for the pin. 1...2... HeadRush kicks out. Orlock then stands HeadRush up and kicks him in the gut before HeadRush answers with an eye gouge on Orlock and then runs his eyes along the top rope. Ricky Simms - Two big men going back and forth in this one. Henry Lesher - I am very glad this is a real match. I can't stress that enough. HeadRush picks Orlock up and slams him to the mat and then he places Orlock's throat over the bottom rope and chokes him with it. The referee threatens to DQ HeadRush, so the masked monster releases the choke, stands Orlock up and whips him off the ropes before going for a shoulder block. Neither man moves and then they start trading knife edge chops to the chest. Orlock catches the hand of HeadRush and bends his wrist back. HeadRush drops to one knee and Orlock grabs him by the throat. He goes for a choke slam, but Orlock then grabs HeadRush by the throat. They threaten to choke slam one another. HeadRush then headbutts Orlock, then gives him the choke slam to the mat which draws cheers from the crowd. Ricky Simms - I have never seen anyone choke slam Orlock. Henry Lesher - He's usually fighting terrible wrestlers. HeadRush hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Orlock. HeadRush then stands Orlock up, whips him into the corner buckle and then goes for a running shoulder, but Orlock instead catches him with a kick to the face and then gives him a spear to the mat where Orlock goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by HeadRush. Orlock slaps the mat and threatens the referee, but Mark Davis is not intimidated, Orlock then stands HeadRush up, whips him off the ropes and both men clothesline each other to the mat. The referee starts to count them both down and we see John Vallance rushing down the ramp with a chair in his hand. He slips into the ring, jumps to his feet and then clocks HeadRush with the chair, drawing loud boos from the crowd. The referee calls for the bell while Orlock slips out to the floor and goes for his title belt. Ricky Simms - I wondered where that snake was. Vallance saves the title for Orlock. Henry Lesher - Hey, John's a veteran and he held that title more than once. He knows how to keep it around the waist of the man he manages. Despite the chair shot, HeadRush still is able to roll out of the ring and he heads off after Orlock and John Vallance. Vallance is the first one to the stage and he takes a vicious clothesline from Bruce Miller which causes the fans to cheer loudly. Bruce then picks John up and runs him head first into the backdrop of the stage. He keeps him over his shoulder and carries him down the ramp and past the fighting Orlock and HeadRush. Bruce rolls John Vallance into the ring before rolling himself in and then he places John's throat over the bottom rope and holds him there as we hear "Deep" by Nine Inch Nails and Shannon Skanes comes out onto the stage to a loud ovation. Ricky Simms - The owner is here! Henry Lesher - Kathy can return to being a footnote in CWA history. Shannon is dressed in a suit and he smiles for the camera as he makes his way down the ramp to ringside. He then steps up onto the ring apron before stepping through the ropes into the ring. He has a microphone in hand and gets down on one knee next to the choking John Vallance. Shannon Skanes - I heard you were back, John. I heard you were managing Orlock now. I heard you were here and the timing could not be better because we have to have a little talk. See, I went on a trip... *gets up and looks out to the fans as he continues* See, Myst and Rated R's little tryst woke me up. It made me see that the past is truly dead. Yeah, I married Kathy and Myst can argue I moved on, but I married the woman I had been with before, a woman I always loved. She... slums it. She spends her time with a man who isn't half the man I am. "I Hate Everything About You" by Three Days Grace plays as Rated R comes out to loud boos from the crowd, dressed in street clothes. He marches down the ramp to ringside and steps up onto the apron before he steps through the ropes into the ring. He motions to ring announcer Jen Hawkins, who then throws her microphone to Ryan. Rated R - Why the hell does this happen? Why do you always tie yourself to me to further your fame? I am starting to suspect you're related to Tommy... Shannon Skanes - Stop right there, Yorke! See, this is not the way it goes down this time. You and my ex-wife need to understand something. When I viewed the footage you idiots created a month ago, you killed something in me. You killed the part of me that gives a shit about what the two of you do. Rated R - Lies. Shannon Skanes - Truth, Ryan, complete truth. Now, when I went on my trip, LA Trash showed up at my wife's door and her mother, sister and brother all followed behind like the Beverly Hillbillies. I watched this and wondered what the hell was going on, so I took a little trip. I took a trip and let's get LA Trash out here. "Bad Reputation" by Joan Jett plays as LA Trash comes out onto the stage and she is shaking her head as she makes her way down the ramp and then rolls under the bottom rope into the ring. LA Trash - What do you want? Shannon Skanes - I want you to know something actually. This little game, this whole deal, is over. It's time to come clean before these people and before my wife. LA Trash - What are you talking about? Shannon Skanes - See, I actually feel bad for you. I feel bad for Cass and Laurie as well. The real trouble maker here is Gayle. My mother in law, the woman who told you that you are Kathy's daughter. LA Trash - Grandma is not a trouble maker. Shannon Skanes - Oh but Grandma is a trouble maker. I went on my road trip with Bruce Miller here and found out that your mother is none other than Gayle herself and your father is this piece of trash, John Vallance. Rated R - This is pathetic. Shannon Skanes - No, it's truth. I am damned sick and tired of being a victim and now my wife is going to be a victim? No, not on my watch. I saw what happened at Assault two weeks ago and I know from inside sources you enjoyed JXD and Ridge beating the hell out of her. Rated R - Your point being? Shannon Skanes - Hypocrisy is an ugly thing, Yorke. You're not letting go of the past very well yourself. Now, where was I? Oh, putting a challenge out for the next Warriors. I want LA Trash to be at ringside when her sister Kathy faces her own mother. The winner gets all rights to my money. Rated R - Your wife against your mother in law? I can see the appeal in that. Shannon Skanes - Good because you're tagging with Gayle and John here. Kathy will be tagging with myself and Bruce there. Rated R - That's not going to happen. Shannon Skanes - It has to happen, just to bury the bloody past once and for all. It secures my money, my family and exposes the true rat in my family, my mother in law.
He throws the microphone down and exits the
ring with Bruce Miller close behind while "Deep" by Nine Inch Nails
plays again. Rated R stays in the ring, shaking his head. Wyatt Gibson - What do you want? Lucy Johnson - You hard about the empty arena match, right? Wyatt Gibson - Heard about it, haven't seen it. Lucy Johnson - I want to make a big splash on Assault in two weeks. Wyatt Gibson - We'll see how impressed I am after I see your match. Lucy Johnson - Which will be when? Wyatt Gibson - Look, I don't want to be rude, but I am letting a few people know they are on the verge of being let go by this company. Not showing up for an event like this is unacceptable. Lucy Johnson - That doesn't exactly give me a time. Wyatt Gibson - No it doesn't.
Wyatt heads into his office and rudely
slams the door shut on Lucy before we return to the ring. Jordan Gibson - Well, Zed, it's been fun but there's no one here for your little match, so I have two words for you... "Baby Baby Baby" by Endeverafter plays and Kira Yakamoto emerges onto the stage wearing a pink silk robe. The fans cheer and she waves to them, blows them a kiss and starts making her way down the ramp. Henry Lesher - I quit, done and gone. Ricky Simms - You're leaving? Henry Lesher - Tell Tommy to expect me on his next show. Ricky Simms - Well, see ya. Kira makes her way onto the ring apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. She bows to the fans and teases that she'll open hr robe. Jordan Gibson - No, I don't think so Kira. You need an opponent to have an actual match and you don't have one. "Rude Boy" by Rihanna plays as Reggie Belmont leads sister Sammy onto the stage. Sammy is wearing a black silk robe and she waves to whistling and cheering fans. She makes her way down the ramp after giving Jordan Gibson a dirty look. She pauses at ringside and has a few words for Kira Yakamoto. Jordan Gibson - Sammy, Samantha sweetie, a moment? Sammy Belmont turns her attention to Jordan. Jordan Gibson - We can work out a deal here. Tell you what, I'll give you your sister's old job as a referee for the CWA and Reggie, I'll add you to the Originals Women's roster. Sammy and Reggie take a moment at ringside and talk this over while Zed tries to protest only to find that his microphone isn't even on. He hits it a few times and then tosses it from the ring before slipping on the Jello and landing on his back again. Sammy then gives Jordan a thumbs up signal and the two sisters start to make their way up the ramp. A panicked Zed rolls himself out to the floor and grabs a hold of Heidi Hawkins and tries to shove her into the ring while sister in law Jen, the ring announcer, gets to her feet. Zed tries to tear off Heidi's skirt and then takes a vicious left hook to the chin from Jen Hawkins. Jen and Heidi then take turns landing punches to the head on Zed and then they gives him a double DDT to the floor. Jordan Gibson - Kira, for being a sport tonight, we'll give you half the money. You get fifty grand just for being your perky self. Kira smiles, nods and then she exits the ring. She starts to make her way up the ramp where she runs into Sean Angelo. He tells her that fifty grand isn't enough and she should insist on the match. She disagrees and walks up the ramp to the stage, ignoring his pleas for the bigger payday. Jordan Gibson - Zed, you're fired from the CWA! *sees an image of him out cold on the big screen* I guess we'll tell him when he wakes up. Henry Lesher - Well, that was better than I expected. Ricky Simms - You said you quit. Henry Lesher - I sneezed. Ricky Simms - No you didn't. Henry Lesher - I think I have a cold. Ricky Simms - You have something all right.
Henry Lesher - So, we're in agreement then. Neriah Sweet - I understand you have a statement to make regarding the match at Warriors next week. Rated R - To say the least, yes. You see, I don't debase myself by appearing on the inferior show. I'm not a sideshow freak. I'm not a has been and I am certainly not one of these no talent hacks we see on that show. I am a hall of fame talent who will become the Rocky Mountain Champ tonight. Neriah Sweet - So you won't show up? Rated R - Oh, I can take it a step further than that. If he tries to force me to tag in this stupid family feud match, I'll walk out. I'll quit. Neriah Sweet - You can't mean that. Rated R - You're an idiot. Jello matches, stupid tag matches, and lousy ideas, it's all sarting to feel like the competition. I don't like the competition. Neriah Sweet - If you're ready to quit, that would indicate you don't like it here. Rated R - The owner has it in for me. He won't let it go. I damned well buried him and he's still dragging me into his messes. He's trying to tarnish my reputation due to his short-sighted jealousy. I won't allow that.
Rated R leaves, refusing to answer any
further questions. Ricky Simms - These girls impressed us with their abilities, but in the end it came down to two. We fade to black for a moment and then we see Lucy Johnson and Ophelia standing toe to toe in the middle of an aisle, a single spotlight shining down on them as they trade punches and other women, already eliminated, look on nearby. Some of them are seated and some are standing, none looking happy to be bested by a former Glamour Girl and a new wrestler on the scene. Lucy gives Ophelia a forearm smash to the jaw and then pulls her down the aisles by the hair to the arena floor where they will be setting up the ring in an hour's time. Ricky Simms - There was no ring at this point, of course. There were no fans on hand to witness the violence that was displayed, but it was quite the statement that the women in this company want to be here and want respect. Lucy and Ophelia start trading punches and then Ophelia thumbs Lucy in the eyes before giving her a spinning heel kick which brings her down to the floor. Ophelia then looks to lock in an STF, but Lucy manages to squirm free of the hold and then she tries to regroup. Ophelia gives Lucy a series of double axe handle smashes to the back only to take a spear to the floor from Lucy who ten goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Ophelia. Lucy then stands Ophelia up and whips her into the one side of the guard railing which has been set up, sending it flying as it has nothing holding it in place and it quickly falls over. Lucy again goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Ophelia. Ricky Simms - Lucy was showing her determination and Ophelia was showing she was tougher than we may have guessed at the outset of this match. Lucy grabs Ophelia by the hair and pulls her to her feet. Ophelia then gives Lucy a series of punches to the gut and then gives her a northern lights suplex onto the fallen guard railing. Lucy grabs at her back and winces in pain while Ophelia then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Lucy which causes Ophelia to argue with the referee on the speed of the count. Ophelia then pulls Lucy to her feet only to take a kick to the ribs from Lucy who then lands a standing dropkick on Ophelia. Lucy gets back to her feet and then goes for a standing moonsault onto Ophelia, but Ophelia manages to bring her knees up and catches the youngster in the chest with them. Ricky Simms - Ophelia showing her experience there while Lucy showed she needs to learn when to go high risk. Ophelia gets to her feet and then stands Lucy up. She slaps Lucy across the face and Lucy answers by grabbing onto Ophelia and rolling her into a small package. 1...2...3! Lucy Johnson wins the first ever Women's Empty Arena match. Mary Sanderson raises her arms while some of the ladies present applaud her and others boo. Ricky Simms - Lucy Johnson won this round, but what will happen from here and how far will she go?
We see Lucy grabbing at her ribs with one
hand while the referee raises the other. Wyatt Gibson - *startled and knocking the action figures onto the floor* Can't you knock? Lucy Johnson - Did you watch my match? Wyatt Gibson - Of course I did. It was just on. Lucy Johnson - So, who do I get next week? Wyatt Gibson - You're pushy, aren't you? Well, in two weeks, you get a match with Wren. Let's see how tough you are then, shall we? Lucy Johnson - Wren? You're booking my first match against Wren? Wyatt Gibson - Hey, you pushed it sweetie. Lucy Johnson - *nods* I said I would prove myself and I will. Lucy heads out and Wyatt looks down at his action figures.
Wyatt Gibson - My matches are always
interrupted. Ridge is pulled from the ring by Chief Eagle, the head of security. As they make their way up the ramp, we hear "New Sensation" by INXS and Greg Anderson and Steve Lang make their way onto the stage where they get a decent pop from the crowd. They salute the fans, but watch with baffled expressions as Ridge is dragged passed them, more security team members now helping their chief out with the unenviable task of reigning in Ridge and his people. They look at one another and shake their heads and then make their way down the ramp to ringside. Ricky Simms - Well, now we can get back to the show, I guess. Henry Lesher - Hey, and on our next show, that new chick Lucy is going to have her career ended by Wren. That should be fun. Ricky Simms - Lucy Johnson showed a lot of fight this week and is capable of pulling off an upset. Greg and Steve talk at ringside and then Greg rolls himself under the bottom rope into the ring while Steve takes his place in their corner. Their music then fades and we hear "The Sound of Madness" by Shinedown and Kenneth and James Hill step out onto the stage with their belts held high. Kenneth has a trash can in his other hand while James holds a poster of the Sensational Seven in his. They put their belts on the stage. Kenneth puts down the trash can and James then sets the poster on fire before dropping it into the trash. He points at Greg inside the ring and says it's time to kill the past and look to the future. Ricky Simms - Great, from political commentary to burning them in effigy. I shudder to think of what might be next. Henry Lesher - Me, too, we haven't seen Hoshi yet. Southern Comfort march down the ramp with their titles belts over their shoulders now, two members of the audio crew rushing out to put the fire out. James and Kenneth high five one another at ringside and Kenneth asks if he can start the match tonight. James nods and heads to his corner while Kenneth jumps onto the ring apron and has words with Greg Anderson. Greg steps back and waits for Kenneth to enter the ring and then he gives him a series of punches to the side of the head while the referee calls for the bell to officially start the match. Greg then snap mares Kenneth to the mat and applies a grapevine submission on him. Kenneth refuses to submit when asked by the referee and James is heard shouting at his brother from the corner. Greg does release the hold only to apply a sleeper hold on Kenneth. Again, Kenneth refuses to submit when asked by the referee. Ricky Simms - Well, Southern Comfort is paying the price for not respecting who they were up against here. Henry Lesher - Hey, they're the only actual tag team in the company. They can be forgiven for being a little cocky. Kenneth reaches out for the ropes while he still refuses to submit. Greg sees this is not going to be a successful hold, so he releases Kenneth and shoves him into his corner where Steve gives him a thundering knife edge chop to the chest before Greg tags him in. They then whip Kenneth off the ropes and gives him a double dropkick down to the mat. Greg exits the ring while Steve applies a knee lock on Kenneth and again the tag champ is being asked whether or not he'll gives up. Kenneth is still refusing and reaches towards his corner. He pulls himself closer and Steve turns the hold into a single leg crab, leaning back tp put extra pressure on the knee. Kenneth screams in pain, but doesn't give up and manages to lunge far enough to brush fingertips with his brother. Steve is then given a clothesline to the back of the neck from James, taking advantage of Lang not having enough time to release the hold and turn around. James then puts the boots to him and follows that up with a boot choke to the throat. Ricky Simms - This is why they are so dangerous. The momentum can shift on a dime. Henry Lesher - Well, they are worthy tag champs. No one else comes close. James releases the choke before the referee can reach a five count, stands Lang up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a clothesline to the mat. James then gives him a knee drop to the forehead and then taunts Greg. Greg charges into the ring and the referee heads him off while Kenneth enters the ring and he and James put the boots to Steve Lang, the crowd booing them. Kenneth exits the ring as the referee turns his attention back to the mat and then James picks Steve up and slams him to the mat following that with an elbow smash to the throat and then he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Steve Lang. James then stands Lang up and whips him into a neutral corner where he goes for a running shoulder block only to take a knee to the head from Lang who then climbs to the second rope and then he gives James a clothesline to the mat from there before he goes for the pin. 1...2... Kenneth kicks Steve in the head to break up the count. Ricky Simms - James was saved by his brother there. Henry Lesher - No, they want the old guys to feel good about themselves before crushing them. Steve stands James up, then pulls him to his corner where he tags in Greg Anderson. They then gives James a double vertical suplex to the mat whic draws cheers from the crowd. Greg then looks to the ropes and the fans sense they might be seeing the finish coming here. Kenneth charges into the ring and clotheslines Greg over the top rope and out to the floor and then kicks Steve in the chest, sending him falling through the ropes and out to the floor. The referee threatens to disqualify him as he shoves Kenneth back to his corner. Greg and Steve regroup on the floor and then Steve rolls himself into the ring with Greg doing the same a moment later. James drops something on the mat and puts a hand to his forehead. Ricky Simms - What the hell is James doing? Steve picks James up while Greg climbs the ropes. We see blood trailing down the cheek on James' face from a self-inflicted cut. The referee turns his attention back to the action and picks up a set of brass knuckles from the mat and sees the blood on James' face and then he calls for the bell while the fans boo. Greg executes the move on James anyway, the modern Doomsday Device almost taking James' head off. Ricky Simms - James cut himself to force the DQ? Henry Lesher - Yeah, okay Rick, a wrestler blading themselves. Like that would ever happen. The fans boo as Southern Comfort are announced the winners by DQ and Kenneth takes the microphone from ring announcer Jen Hawkins. Kenneth Hill - I cannot believe that, you so called legends using a foreign object and these people still love you. You committed battery on my brother and I have half a mind to sue you for it.
He throws the microphone to the floor,
causing massive feedback and then he helps his brother from the
ring. He shouts at Steve and Greg again about a possible lawsuit
which causes Steve to roll his eyes and Greg to spit at them.
Kenneth tells the camera this is the last time an Original gets
their hands on the champs. They head up the ramp while we head to
the back. The Surgeon - Girls, time is of the essence you know. Martina and Selena Garcia step out of the bathroom wearing their nurse uniforms. Surgeon looks them over and sighs. The Surgeon - I guess it will do. Martina Garcia - This isn't what you promised us. Selena Garcia - Not even close actually. The Surgeon - Girls, wrestling is a tough business. Outside of the health care crisis you two are named after, there is an economic crisis and that's why I am reduced to the role of a manager, Lesher is a color commentator and you two are now referees. Martina Garcia - And why does she get to call the match inside the ring while I stand outside? Selena Garcia - Because I know how to count to three? Martina Garcia - Chica, I am so sick of you calling me stupid! The Surgeon - Girls! Enough! Let's go give the fans what they want. Selena Garcia - We don't care what the fans want.
The continue arguing while they head out
towards the ring. Ricky Simms - Well, this is an odd match. Cory Chevelle and Anson were nowhere to be found, so these two agreed to face one another. Henry Lesher - First Degree is going to start taking all of these no shows personal here. JXD stands First Degree up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a knee to the gut before he then applies a claw hold. Degree answers with an eye gouge on JXD and then gives him a belly to belly suplex to the mat. First Degree then stands JXD up, whips him into the corner and charges for a clothesline, but both men clothesline each other to the mat. They then both roll out of the ring to the floor and then start to brawl. The fans nearby cheer as they trde kicks and punches. JXD then gives First Degree an eye gouge followed by a knee to the ribs and then slams his face into the ring steps before rolling him into the ring and then doing the same himself. Ricky Simms - Looks like a violent one brewing between these two. Henry Lesher - I hope so. Something has to distract me from the disaster twins calling the match. JXD places Degree's throat over the bottom rope and chokes him with it. The referee outside the ring shouts something at JXD in Spanish while Selena Garcia counts towards a possible disqualification. JXD releases the choke, stands First Degree up, whips him into a corner buckle and then charges in and shoulder blocks him into the buckle. JXD then backdrops Degree to the mat before he goes into the corner and tars the protective pad from the metal corner piece. The referee ignores this blatant rule break by JXD as he stands Degree up and then tries to ram his face into the exposed steel. Degree blocks it and then rams JXD's face into the exposed steel instead. Ricky Simms - Well, maybe Selena doesn't know that's against the rules. Henry Lesher - Maybe they looked at who was in this match and decided not to have rules. Degree picks JXD up and gives him a shoulderbreaker. Degree then stands JXD up, whips him off the ropes and then dropkicks him back down to the mat. Degree then goes to the ropes and makes his way to the top. JXD gets to his feet and Degree goes for the flying cross body. JXD catches Degree and goes for the small package out of it for a pin. Both girls slap the mat for the count. 1...2...3! Selena and Martina both call for the bell. Ricky Simms - What just happened? Henry Lesher - The match ended too quickly for my tastes. Martina slips into the ring and raises First Degree's arm. Selena raises JXD's and then they start arguing about who is right. The replay shows on the big screen that both men had their shoulders down and this draws loud boos from the crowd. We then hear "Somebody Told Me" by The Killers and Wyatt Gibson steps out onto the stage, shaking his head with a microphone in hand. Wyatt Gibson - Girls, I see you managed to create some controversy and now First Degree and JXD are both screwed. Well, I am a fair man. In two weeks' time, JXD will face Third Degree in a match that can only be won by submission. The girls will referee it for a chance to redeem themselves from this. Wyatt heads off and JXD clotheslines both of the Garcia twins to the mat and then he and First Degree fall through the ropes to the floor brawling. Ricky Simms - Great, so no one is happy.
Henry Lesher - Violence always makes me
happy and next week we get more of it. Gayle Smith - You sonofabitch! Shannon Skanes - Happy mother's day by the way. Gayle Smith - I don't wrestle! Shannon Skanes - *smirks* I found out a lot on my little trip. I found out you used to wrestle. That's why you never wanted Kathy to get into the business. Gayle Smith - That's a damned lie! Shannon Skanes - Gayle Glitz you called yourself back when you wrestled in Calgary. Gayle Smith - You're wrong. Shannon Skanes - The reason you never explained that to Kathy is the same reason to lied to Trash, and the reason you never told Cass or Laurie the truth either. Gayle Smith - Just shut up. Shannon Skanes - Your money came from child support. You scrimped and saved it up. You're smart with money and you saved it so your kids could live better than you did, but you lied to them. You told Kathy, Cass and Laurie their father was a university professor, Victor Smith, from University of Alberta and that he died when Kathy was a baby in a car accident. The problem is, U of A has no record of a Victor Smith on their records. Gayle Smith - That was a long time ago. Shannon Skanes - Victor Smith Jacobson, however, was a local wrestler and looks a LOT like Cass in photos from back then. He died almost twenty years ago in a car accident. Gayle Smith - You're clueless. Shannon Skanes - Get out of my office. Kathy and I are done being treated like crap by everyone. Gayle Smith - I'm not leaving. Kathy Smith - *as she walks into the office* Mom, get out. See you soon. Gayle Smith - You'd fight your own mother? Kathy Smith - *shrugs* It's amazing what I do when I feel like I've been lied to and treated like crap.
Gayle storms out and Shannon wraps his arm
around Kathy. Ricky Simms - She could always stay on the floor and wait until they ripped each other apart. Henry Lesher - Wow, it only took seven years, but you are finally thinking along the right lines. Megan Dela Vega steps up onto the apron and then she steps through the ropes which allows the referee to call for the bell to start the match. Vesuvius and Ridge start trading punches. Ridge then knees Vesuvius in the gut, then eye gouges him only to take a headscissors takedown from Mystic who rolls him into a school boy for the pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Ridge and then Vesuvius boots Mystic in the head and sends her out of the ring to the floor. Vesuvius then picks Ridge up over his shoulder and runs him head first into the corner post and then power slams him to the mat where he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Ridge. Ricky Simms - Ridge is really taking the punishment early in this one. Henry Lesher - Which is what's wrong with this company. Ridge is a guy you can build around, a really stand up guy. Vesuvius stands Ridge up, whips him off the ropes and misses a clothesline as Ridge ducks it and then he pulls the legs out from under Vesuvius before he applies a Boston Crab on the big man. Megan rolls herself into the ring and then gets to her feet behind Ridge. She kicks him in the back of the head which breaks the hold and then she gives him a bulldog to the mat. She rolls him over for the pin, but takes a thumb to the eye instead. Ridge then knees her in the side of the head before using the ropes to get to his feet. Ridge then whips Megan off the ropes and backdrops her over the top rope and back out to the floor. Ridge then slips out to the floor behind her and then grabs her by the hair and rams her face first into the guard railing. He then wraps both hands around her throat and starts choking her as Vesuvius slips out to the floor. Vesuvius walks up behind Ridge and he then wraps his hands around the back of Ridge's neck and tries choking him. Ridge's hold on Mystic loosens and she manages a headbutt on him, sending his head backward and into the chin of Vesuvius. Mystic then roll herself into the ring. Ricky Simms - Megan showing how resourceful she can be here. Henry Lesher - Well, for now anyway. There is no way she wins a match against a real wrestler and a monster. Vesuvius pulls himself onto the ring apron, but Mystic chokes him with the top rope. Ridge then slips into the ring, gets to his feet and she releases the choke to go for a kick on Ridge. He grabs her foot and then he pulls her to the mat before he then twists her knee, places her leg over the middle rope and then jumps on it twice. Vesuvius finally steps back into the ring only to take a series of forearm smashes to the jaw from Ridge which back the big man into a corner. Vesuvius then grabs Ridge around the throat and choke slams him to the mat. Vesuvius goes for the pin. 1...2... Mystic kicks Vesuvius in the head to break that up and then she applies a sleeper on Vesuvius. When asked if he submits, Vesuvius rises up and backs into the corner buckle, slamming Mystic there and forcing the break. Ricky Simms - Vesuvius certainly has the strength advantage, but it's a question of who wants it the most here. Henry Lesher - That's Ridge. Vesuvius then staggers out of the corner and right into a drop toe hold to the mat from Ridge who then applies a camel clutch on the big man. Megan Dela Vega then climbs the ropes in the corner behind Ridge. Vesuvius refuses to submit when asked by the referee and then Mystic lands a missile dropkick to the back on Ridge, sending him face first to the mat. Mystic then stands Ridge up, whips him off the ropes and then leap frogs him. Ridge then jumps over the fallen Vesuvius, leaps onto the ropes and then leaps off and gives Mystic a bionic elbow between the eyes, sending her down to the mat where he then lands a knee drop to the forehead before applying a nerve hold on her. The referee checks for a submission, but Megan shakes her head and refuses to give up. Ricky Simms - This is tense action as all three have had their chances to finish it. Henry Lesher - In the end, what matters is the winner and that will be Ridge. Vesuvius slowly pulls himself up from the mat, using the ropes to get to his feet. He leans back against the ropes while Megan refuses to submit to the hold Ridge has on her. Vesuvius then charges at Ridge and misses with the big boot as Ridge ducks it. Ridge then grabs that foot of Vesuvius, rolls himself out to the floor and brings Vesuvius down to the mat. Ridge pulls Vesuvius by the leg to the corner, reaches into the ring and grabs the other leg. He then makes a wish and pulls, causing Vesuvius great pain as he is split by the corner post. The referee shouts at Ridge that he will be thrown out of this match. Ridge responds to that by placing Vesuvius in a figure four leglock around the corner post. Mystic gets to her feet inside the ring while the referee rolls out of the ring. Ricky Simms - I don't think Ridge is going to let go. Henry Lesher - Would you? Keep the big man down. The referee pulls Ridge off of Vesuvius and Mystic jumps to the top rope. She lands a flying elbow to the back of Vesuvius neck from there while Ridge punches referee Steve Hawkins and sends him down to the floor. Inside the ring, Mystic lands the Devil's Kiss on Vesuvius and goes for the pin while referee Mark Davis slips into the ring after running down the ramp. 1...2...3! Mystic wins and earns a shot at the Vivid-Gore Title! Ricky Simms - Ridge is stunned here. He doesn't believe what just happened. Henry Lesher - Rightfully so, since Mystic got the win from his hard work. I would file a protest. Mystic rolls herself out of the ring to the floor and starts to make her way up the ramp towards the back while Eva goes to Ridge and he tells the camera he is done with this company. He then jumps over the guard railing, gives the camera and the fans the finger and then heads through the crowd and towards the exit. Ricky Simms - Did Ridge just quit?
Henry Lesher - There's only so much
screwing over one man can take, Rick. Ray Dees - What are you doing here? Max Cameron - Drove Shannon here tonight. Ray Dees - But he has his own car, certainly. Max Cameron - Who do you think went on his little trip with him? Ray Dees - Why? Max Cameron - I don't need to answer to you, Ray. I came over to tell you something. Ray Dees - What's that? Max Cameron - Rose is behind you. Ray turns his head in time to take a superkick to the jaw from Rose Lemieux. She then locks arms with Max and they head off into the parking lot. Henry Lesher - Max is getting to know the STDs in the company, I see. At least he doesn't have to pay this time.
Ricky Simms - Just stop it, Doc. Ricky Simms - Kirsta relying on the element of surprise in this one. Henry Lesher - Hey, when the gold is on the line, you do what you have to. Kirsta puts the boots to Bullrush and then stands on his back, his face still resting on the title belt. She then stands him up, rams his head into the railing and then gives him another bulldog to the floor and then rolls him over for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Bullrush. Kirsta then picks up the belt and starts whipping him across the back with it again. Kirsta then stands Bullrush up and gives him a series of knife edge chops to the chest. Bullrush counters with a headbutt and then grabs Kirsta by the hair and gives her another before he picks her up and slams her to the floor. Bullrush then leg drops her across the throat before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Kirsta. Ricky Simms - These two exchanged a kiss two months ago, though you would hardly believe that now. Henry Lesher - Hey, it's all about the belt here. Bullrush stands Kirsta up and then whips her shoulder first into the steel ring steps. He then reaches under the ring apron and pulls out a kendo stick. He slaps the floor with it and then he hits Kirsta in the back with it. She falls onto the ring railing and then shoves a female fan out of her seat and grabs her chair. Kirsta turns and blocks a shot from the kendo stick with her chair and then kicks Bullrush in the gut before she then clocks him in the head with the chair. Bullrush falls to the floor and Kirsta drills the chair into his ribs twice before she goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Bullrush. Kirsta then stands Bullrush up and rolls him into the ring before grabbing the discarded kendo stick from the floor and then she slips into the ring as well. Ricky Simms - The match finally goes inside the ring. Henry Lesher - Well, it's been fun to watch so far. Don't tame it down now. Kirsta clubs Bullrush across the back with the kendo stick. His back is already red from the belt shots he took minutes earlier. Kirsta then wraps the kendo stick around the throat of Bullrush and chokes him with it while the referee asks if he submits. Bullrush refuses to submit and reaches back and grabs Kirsta's hair. He snap mares her by the hair and breaks the choke. He then grabs the kendo stick from her grasp and swings with it only to miss as she slips back out to the floor. Kirsta grabs the chair she used earlier and holds it at her side and motions Bullrush out while he motions her into the ring. Ricky Simms - It's mind games now. Henry Lesher - At least they are capable of playing on that level unlike the Max's and Hoshi's of this company. Kirsta steps up onto the ring steps and holds the chair up to deflect any attack from Bullrush. Bullrush takes a step back and Kirsta steps through the ropes into the ring. He swings the kendo stick with one hand and grabs for the chair with the other. The chair strikes his hand and the kendo stick is deflected back at him by Kirsta's block. Kirsta then uses the chair to clock Bullrush in the forehead and knock him down to the mat. She then stands in the corner and looks poised to hit the Hell's Bitch Kick. Bullrush slowly gets to his hands and knees, bleeding from the forehead. He then lunges and pulls the feet out from under Kirsta before he knees her in the side of the head and then rains punches down on her. She scrambles out of the ring to the floor with Bullrush right behind her. She turns and kicks Bullrush in the gut. He answers with a jawbreaker on Kirsta and then pulls her down to the floor where he gives her elbows to the side of the head. She monkey flips him off and then she crawls under the ring apron and out of sight. The fans boo. Ricky Simms - Not sure what that will do for her. Henry Lesher - Hey, in a hardcore match, a strategy gets you a win. Bullrush reaches into the ring and grabs the chair she had used. She reaches out and grabs his feet from under the ring and pulls him down to the floor. She then emerges with a table in hand and slams it against the chest of the fallen Bullrush. She then sets the table up next to JD and the fans cheer her on. She then stands Bullrush up and lays him on the table. She climbs onto the ring apron and then goes for a springboard moonsault. On her way down, Bullrush reaches up and headlocks her before allowing her momentum to drive her head through the table with a DDT that sends them both into the table's remnants where Bullrush hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2...3! Bullrush wins and retains his title belt. Ricky Simms - Dear Lord, what a finish! Henry Lesher - Well, it was high impact for sure.
Bullrush crawls out of the ruined table and
away from his defeated foe and grabs his title belt from the floor
next to the ring. He places it back over his shoulder and tells us
that's one down, one to go. He head back up the ramp and we head
backstage. Vesuvius - What do you want? Rose Lemieux - Wondering how you're doing. Vesuvius - Why? Rose Lemieux - Just... there's been a lot going on with me and I wanted to know how you are. Vesuvius - I'm fine. Athena - *as she pushes past Rose* Yeah, he's fine. Rose Lemieux - Don't get all defensive, Athena. I was just asking him how he's doing. Athena - And he wants to know why you're asking. Rose Lemieux - At the next Assault, someone wants a match with him. Vesuvius - And they sent you? Rose Lemieux - Yes, they sent me. You up for a match? Vesuvius - Always up for a match. Who the hell wants to know? Rose Lemieux - *nods* It's a mixed tag match. Athena, I'll see you then as well.
Rose leaves a baffled Athena and Vesuvius
to ponder who it might be. Ricky Simms - My God, Ryan is an animal tonight! Henry Lesher - He is the man. There is no one in this company that can stop him when he has that look in his eye. Rated R picks the steps up again while Wren scrambles to get away from him and referee Sammy Belmont slips into the ring and looks on helplessly. Wren gets to her feet and runs around the ring with Rated R in hot pursuit. She then slips under the bottom rope into the ring with Rated R on her heels and then the referee finally calls for the bell to make this official while Wren grabs Rated R around the throat and chokes him. The referee threatens to disqualify Wren, but gets a glare from Wren instead and she backs off. Rated R grabs the bottom rope and starts pulling himself to his feet and then knees Wren in the gut before running her eyes along the top rope. He then gives her a side Russian leg sweep to the mat and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Wren. Ricky Simms - Looks like rules are out the window with the Barbie doll calling things. Henry Lesher - Where the hell is Wyatt finding money to pay new referees? I haven't got my raise yet. Rated R pulls Wren to her feet, whips her off the ropes and then gives her a clothesline to the mat. He then pulls her to the middle of the ring and applies a sharpshooter on Wren. The referee checks for a submission, but Wren refuses to give up and she tries to pull herself up from the mat and crawl towards the ropes. Rated R tries to hold her in the middle of the ring, but hee sees she is too strong to give up here. He releases the sharpshooter and tries to go for an STF, but Wren scrambles out to the floor and signals for a timeout. Instead, Rated R dives through the ropes and tackles Wren to the floor. Ricky Simms - Ryan is still apparently in a bad mood due to demands made of him earlier tonight. Henry Lesher - Who is Shannon to tell Ryan what to do? Ricky Simms - The owner. Henry Lesher - You just don't understand a thing, Rick. Rated R rains down punches to the head on Wren. He then stands her up and rams her forehead into the ring apron before rolling her back into the ring and then he does the same himself. He goes for the pin. 1...2... Wren gets a foot on the bottom rope. Rated R slaps the mat, stands Wren up and whips her off the ropes. She ducks a clothesline and then gives Rated R an inverted neckbreaker to the mat. Wren then quickly gets to her feet and then gives Rated R a knee drop to the forehead and then pulls him to the middle of the ring where she then applies a sharpshooter of her own which actually draws cheers from the fans. Ricky Simms - The fans hated Ryan so much, they are actually cheering for Wren. Henry Lesher - That's because they're idiots. Rated R refuses to submit to Wren's hold when asked by the referee and then Ryan pulls himself up from the mat and crawls towards the ropes. Wren releases the hold and then starts putting the boots to Rated R. He slips out of the ring and Wren then dives through the ropes for a flying cross body. Rated R instead catches her in mid air and then gives her a belly to belly overhead suplex to the floor. He then gets to his feet and slips under the bottom rope into the ring. Wren slowly gets to her feet while grabbing at her back. She then uses the bottom rope to pull herself onto the apron only to be kicked back to the floor by Rated R. The referee tells Ryan to back off and he asks her who she thinks she is. Ricky Simms - There is a real lack of respect from Rated R here. Henry Lesher - Respect for some wanna be who was hired ten minutes ago? This surprises you? Wren gets to her feet on the floor and again pulls herself onto the apron. Rated R takes a step towards her and she eye gouges him, leaps to the top rope and then leaps off, giving him a headscissors takedown to the mat where she goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Rated R. Wren then stands Rated R up, whips him off the ropes and misses a clothesline as he ducks it and then Rated R gives her a facebuster to the mat. Rated R then goes to the ropes, climbs to the second rope and then lands a double axe handle smash to the back on Wren. Wren slips back out to the floor and Rated R looks ready to hit her again. Instead, she backs into a fan standing in the front row. She turns and finds herself face to face with Slim Pickens. Ricky Simms - My God, it's Slim! Henry Lesher - Oh Lord, no, not him and not now. Wren argues with Slim outside the ring and Rated R slips out to the floor to break this up so her can win a title. He grabs Wren by the shoulder and turns her around. She slaps Rated R across the face and then he answers with a knee to the ribs and then he shoves her into the railing and causes Slim to spill his drink on himself. Slim throws his plastic cup down and takes a swing, punching Wren in the back of the head which causes the referee to call for the bell. The crowd boos as Slim then jumps the railing and starts brawling with Rated R. Ricky Simms - Slim hit Wren, so she wins by DQ. He certainly knows how to get attention. Henry Lesher - None of it has to do with talent since he has none. Slim gives Rated R an eye gouge and then slams his head into the ring steps. Wren then tackles Slim to the floor and they brawl there while security rushes out to separate them. Ricky Simms - This match has settled nothing. We have to wonder if this will be revisited when Sunstroke rolls around next month! Henry Lesher - Yeah, like the company will make it that far.
Slim is pulled away by the security team
members while Rated R and Wren resume brawling and we head
backstage. Wyatt Gibson - What did I do now? Kathy Smith - Slim Pickens? Wyatt Gibson - What about him? Kathy Smith - How much is he pulling in? Wyatt Gibson - Look, I am supposed to make our roster the best of them all, so I have hired some people to make that happen Lucy Johnson, Bryan Blaze, some Devilyn guy, and Slim Pickens are coming in. Kathy Smith - Where does the money for those contracts come from since you're hiring all of these referees? Wyatt Gibson - Listen, people will watch actual hot twins referee a match. They look better than those plastic twigs on the other show. Kathy Smith - How do they generate revenues? Wyatt Gibson - *sighs* Sunstroke is coming. At Sunstroke, you told me all bets would be off and all hell would break loose. The new blood will help us achieve that goal. Believe me. Kathy Smith - So you know what's planned then. Wyatt Gibson - *nods* It's Sanitarium time.
He walks past her and she seems to approve
of his reasoning as she goes the other way. Ricky Simms - This triple threat match caps off a great night in the CWA! Henry Lesher - Well, it is almost a great night, but Slim had to turn it into crap. Myst locks up with Moose and Bullrush kicks the knees of Moose out from under him before he then eye gouges Myst and tosses her through the ropes and out to the floor. Bullrush then whips Moose off the ropes and backdrops him to the mat. Outside the ring, we see Myst cradling her ankle and screaming in pain. She tries to stand, but she cannot put any weight on the injured ankle. Referee Mark Davis exits the ring and checks out Myst's ankle. He shakes his head and motions towards the back. Medics come down the ramp while Mark then rolls himself back into the ring and looks for directions. Bullrush and Moose both stop fighting and look to the injured Myst. Bullrush says he barely touched her and he isn't done with her yet. Jordan Gibson then comes out onto the stage with a microphone in hand, shaking her head. Jordan Gibson - Myst cannot continue, so Moose and Bullrush are fighting for the title. The crowd boos loudly and Moose tries to argue this decision. He leans through the ropes and shouts out to Jordan, but Bullrush gives him a series of double axe handle smashes to the back and then gives him a German suplex to the mat. Bullrush then holds him down for the pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Moose. Bullrush then jumps to his feet and puts the boots to Moose. He then stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and then they both clothesline each other to the mat. The referee starts counting them both down as the fans start a chant of Moose which is barely louder than the "bullshit" chant for Myst no longer being involved in this title match. Ricky Simms - The crowd is choked that Myst is not in this match now. Henry Lesher - Well, deal with it. At least JD knows what an opportunity this is. Bullrush gets to his hands and knees on the four count and then gives Moose a punch to the head before standing him up, whipping him into the corner buckle and then he goes for a running knee lift. Moose steps out of the way and the knee catches the turnbuckle instead. Moose then picks Bullrush up and gives him a kneebreaker on the injured knee. Moose then pulls Bullrush to the middle of the ring and applies an ankle lock submission hold the referee asks Bullrush if he gives up. Bullrush refuses when asked and reaches out for the ropes. He pulls himself closer to the ropes and then rolls onto his back and kicks Moose away from him. Moose answers with a running knee lift to the side of the head on Bullrush, sending him out to the floor. Moose then climbs the ropes in the corner. Bullrush gets to his feet and takes a body press to the floor from Moose. Moose then stands Bullrush up on the floor only to take a jawbreaker from Bullrush. Bullrush then stands Moose up, rolls him into the ring and then does the same himself. Bullrush then places Moose's throat over the bottom rope and chokes him with it. Ricky Simms - This has turned into quite the fight. Henry Lesher - These two know what's on the line here. Bullrush releases the choke when commanded by the referee and then stands him up, whips him off the ropes and then ducks his head for a backdrop, but Moose kicks him in the face and then gives him a body slam to the mat before landing an elbow smash to the throat. Moose then stands Bullrush up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a series of shoulder blocks before sitting him on the top rope. Moose climbs and sets for a superplex. Bullrush eye gouges Moos. Moose punches Bullrush in the chest and then manages to execute the superplex to the mat. The crowd cheers as both men lie on the mat. Moose then rolls onto Bullrush for the pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Bullrush. Ricky Simms - Close call there following the superplex, Henry Lesher - Well, Bullrush is double tough, this being his second match tonight. Moose stands Bullrush up, whips him off the ropes and then misses a clothesline as Bullrush ducks it. Bullrush then knees Moose in the gut before giving him a tilt a whirl backbreaker. Bullrush then stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and then backdrops him to the mat. Bullrush then goes to the ropes and climbs to the second rope. Moose gets to his feet and takes a diving shoulder block to the mat from Bullrush who then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Moose. Bullrush slaps the mat and has some unkind words for the referee about the speed of the count. Bullrush then stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and misses a dropkick when Moose side steps it. Moose then stands Bullrush up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him an arm drag to the mat where he then applies a full Nelson on Bullrush. Bullrush drops to his knees and executes a modified jawbreaker to free himself from the hold. Ricky Simms - Both wrestlers showing a lot of ring smarts in this one. Henry Lesher - That's because they are smart wrestlers. Bullrush stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and Moose ducks a clothesline. He goes for a kick, but Bullrush catches the foot and clotheslines Moose to the mat and then gives him a knee drop to the forehead. Bullrush then stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and goes for a shoulder block, but they collide instead and neither gives up any ground. Moose and Bullrush then start trading punches. Bullrush ducks a right from Moose and then gives him a series of forearm amshes to the jaw which back him into the ropes. Bullrush then picks Moose up and slams him to the mat. He then pulls Moose towards the corner and then climbs the ropes. Moose gets to his feet as Bullrush goes for a flying cross body press. Moose catches him and turns it over into a small package for a pin. 1...2... Bullrush reverses it 1...2...3! Bullrush wins the match and is the new CWA World Champion! Ricky Simms - Bullrush has done it. He's a double champion! Henry Lesher - Hey, I actually don't have anything bad to say about this. Bullrush exits the ring and places a title belt over each shoulder and smiles for the camera. Inside the ring, Moose gets to his feet and looks shocked by the result. He has a few words with the referee, but simply spits onto the floor at ringside and then drops and rolls himself out to the floor. He then stands nose to nose with Bullrush and says that this isn't over. Bullrush holds the newly won title over his head while he and Moose remain face to face and then we fade to the CWA logo as the show comes to a close. |
