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August 9th, 2009 Bruce Miller - This is our chance to show the world why this company became such a success in 1984. It is grand being able to see champions brought in over the last six years who have really delivered top tier matches, but something had been forgotten and tonight, you will get a history lesson in what being a CWA star is really all about. We hear "There's A Tear In My Beer" by Hank Williams Sr. as we see grainy images of wrestlers from the 60s. This only goes on for a few moments before we see snow and then go back to Bruce. Bruce Miller - Hey, this company doesn't use fossil bands. No ZZ Top, no Aerosmith and we don't use entire albums by Seether either. Now, play the real opening. We then hear "Psychosocial" by
Slipknot as we see images of the CWA Originals, Tommy Purr, Hoshi
Yakamoto, Bombshell, Max Cameron, Myst, Wren SilverPhoenix, Rose
Lemieux, Gary Barber, Greyson Blaze, The Moose, Malk and Jack Spade
before we head to the residence of Shannon Skanes where the Peel To
Win Originals' Diva match was held earlier in the day. Bombshell - I just assumed this would be at the arena. Kathy Smith - Last minute change. I assumed we would know the rules by now. Bombshell - Not very well put together. Kathy Smith - Definitely not. Hoshi and her team enter the frame and the two teams stand face to face. Hoshi Yakamoto - Yvonne. Bombshell - Hoshi. Before they get furhter into it, we see Mary Sanderson next to the ring calling out to the divas. Mary Sanderson - Okay, this is how it goes down this morning. I know it's kind of cloudy and chilly, but that's nature for you. Welcome to the first ever blondes versus brunettes Peel To Win match. Here is how it will work. Each team will function as a tag team. Here *holds up a purple velvet bag* is a bag with lotto tickets in them. You peel them open and spell out the word "Sunstroke" on the particle board next to the ring here and you win. Now, it's not that simple. There are also tickets with instructions or rewards. If you choose not to obey the instruction on the ticket, you're out of the match and your team continues one person down. I was picked to referee this match since I am a redhead and I am the one female referee who might be able to keep order between all of you. I was a wrestler myself after all. Oh and you can only peel one ticket for each time you are inside the ring. The bag will be attached to the middle of the ring by a steel spike driven into the lawn which will replace what is usually canvas. Best of luck and may the best team win. Mary makes her way to the ring, steps up onto the edge of it and then steps inside the ring. She ties the bag to a steel spike inside the ring while the teams are led away by CWA road agents. Sabrina Davidson - This is a fine way to start an unusual event. Neriah Sweet - Welcome to Sunstroke fans! This match will be attended by two hundred lucky fans who will then be flown to Portland, Orgeon for the main card tonight which will feature some huge matches. Sabrina Davidson - It's going to be a unique night to be sure. First up, the Originals make their presence felt with this match. It's sunny and summery most places, but kind of chilly in Chilliwack here. Neriah Sweet - Nice wordplay there. We then fade to a warning that this match may feature some questionable content not meant for younger viewers and that viewer discretion is advised. Moments later, we go to the ring and see that a pool lies on the other side of the board where they are to pin the letters to spell out "Suntroke." There are also lawn chairs next to the ring as a well as a section of fans nearby, though they only get one corner of the ring to sit near while the rest of the yard remains wide open. The fans are seen cheering as Hoshi Yakamoto leads the brunettes to the ring first. They are wearing white T-shirts, black shorts and black boots, their shirts with "Sunstroke" written in bright red letters across the front. Lauren steps onto the ring apron, in this case made of plywood and steps onto the lawn which will be the ring's mat for tonight. Her partners then steps up onto the apron in their corner and talk some strategy while we then see Bombshell leading Team Blondage towards the ring. They are wearing black T-shirts, white shorts and white boots to the ring, "Sunstroke" written in yellow across the front of their shirts. Kaleigh slips under the bottom rope into the ring and then seems a little confused by the like of sliding on grass as opposed to the usual mat. She gets to her feet as Mary Sanderson signals for the bell. We hear a school bell ring and the girls lock up. Sabrina Davidson - As stated, this is an unusual match. The first team to spell Sunstroke wins. Neriah Sweet - That favors the brunettes since blondes can't spell. Kaleigh places Lauren in a headlock. Kaleigh is then given a side suplex to the grass from Lauren who goes straight to the velvet bag. She draws out a ticket which is standard scratch and win ticket sized, then peels back the Sunstroke logo before showing the camera the letter S. Lauren exits the ring and places the S up on the board while Kaleigh reaches into the bag and draws out the letter T and then makes her exit from the ring while Lauren tags in Ariel. Kaleigh goes to her corner and tags in Kathy. Ariel reaches into the velvet bag and takes a knee to the face from Kathy before she can grasp a ticket. Kathy then picks Ariel up before slamming her to the grass. Sabrina Davidson - No big noises from any of these moves as we might usually expect. It's kind of weird to watch. Neriah Sweet - I am just impressed that Kaleigh knew the T came after the S. Kathy rubs Ariel's face in the grass. Ariel picks up a handful of grass and dirt and rubs it in Kathy's eyes in response. Ariel then quickly gets to her feet and then spears Kathy down to the lawn covered ring. Ariel again reaches into the velvet bag and draws out a ticket which she peels to reveal that she has to do 5 laps of the pool. Ariel is heard cursing as she exits the ring and then dives into the nearby pool while the nearby fans cheer. Sabrina Davidson - That will cost the brunette team valuable time. Neriah Sweet - Well, it's not an Olympic sized pool. This will work out fine. Kathy draws out a ticket which she peels and reveals the letter O to the camera. She then rolls herself out of the ring and places the O on the board. She then rolls herself into the ring and tags in Jordan Gibson. Jordan crosses the ring and mocks her opponents which leads to a slap to the face from Lydia Parizi and then a punch to the jaw from Jen Hawkins. Jordan staggers backward and then turns, shakes her head and reaches into the velvet bag. She draws out the second letter S and then rolls herself out of the ring while Ariel completes her third lap of the pool. Jordan places the second S on the board, then rolls herself into the ring and tags in Athena. Athena enters the ring and then reaches into the velvet bag while Ariel starts her final lap of the pool. Athena draws out a ticket and peels to reveal that she has the right to eliminate an opponent of her choice. Athena - Ariel, honey, when you're done your laps, you're out of the match. You can go and wash up. Athena smiles and waves to an enraged Ariel as Ariel herself exits the pool. Lydia charges into the ring and knees Athena in the gut and then picks her up before giving her an over the knee backbreaker. Lydia then lands a series of punches to the face on Athena while the fans cheer and Ariel skulks away, shaking her head and towel drying herself with a towel she grabbed off one of the lawn chairs at ringside. Sabrina Davidson - The brunettes are down a diva now. Neriah Sweet - This is okay. They can deal with that. Lydia picks Athena up and tosses her over the top rope and onto some of the lawn chairs at ringside. Lydia then heads to the middle of the ring, reaches into the velvet bag and draws out the letter R. She rolls out of the ring and then places it on the board before she again enters the ring and tags in Jen Hawkins. Jen quickly charges to the middle of the ring and grabs the letter K from the bag while Hoshi is seen applauding her team's effort from the ringside area. Jen places the K on the board while Athena finally rolls herself back into the ring. Athena greets Jen with a knee to the gut and then a series of forearm smashes which back her to the ropes. She then whips her off the ropes and gives her a dropkick to the lawn. Athena then rolls to her corner and tags in Kathy Smith. Kathy charges in and knees jen in the face before she lunges to the bag and draws out the next ticket. She opens it and smirks, showing the camera she can choose an opponent to strip and, if they fail to strip, they have to leave the match. Kathy Smith - Lydia Parizi, you have the choice to either strip or leave the match. Jen Hawkins kicks Kathy in the back and then gives her an inverted backbreaker while Lydia is shown scowling on the ring apron. Jen tells Lydia not to appeal to the lowest common denominator in the audience. Lydia says they are already down one member and cannot afford to be down two. Jen argues this is just a match while Kathy tags in Kaleigh. Kaleigh heads straight to the velvet bag only to take a vicious kick to the jaw from Jen Hawkins. Hawkins grabs Kaleigh around the throat and tells her that it's rude to interrupt. Lydia starts taking off her shirt and then her shorts. Hawkins releases Kaleigh and tags in Lauren while Lydia jumps off the apron. Sabrina Davidson - It looks like things are breaking down among the brunettes. Neriah Sweet - Those tickets are really unfair. This is a wrestling match. Sabrina Davidson - The ring has more grass in it than a 420 Flock reunion, Neriah. It's not exactly Backlund against Sammartino in there. Lydia continues to strip while Jen pleads with her. Jen tries to block the camera from Lydia while, inside the ring, Lauren and Kaleigh trade rights and lefts. Lauren ducks a punch from Kaleigh and then gives her a German suplex to the lawn. Lauren then reaches into the bag and draws out the letter U. She heads out of the ring to place the U on the board while Kaleigh reaches in and draws out the letter N. She also heads out to place the N on the board. Lauren rolls herself into the ring and tags in Jen, though Jen is not in the corner, but is still at ringside. Mary Sanderson orders Jen into the ring while Kaleigh tags in Kathy. Sabrina - Well, the brunettes are down a member and one of the remaining members is totally naked at ringside. This looks good for the blondes. Neriah Sweet - The referee is biased. Jen reluctantly enters the ring and stands face to face with Kathy Smith. The two have some words and Kathy slaps Jen across the face. Jen thumbs Kathy in the eye and then whips her into a neutral corner before giving her a handspring back elbow. Jen then dives for the bag, hoping to draw out the letter E which would end the match. Instead, the ticket tells her to strip or leave. Jen shakes her head, looks down at herself and then fingers the camera before she tears the ticket up and rolls herself out of the ring. When Hoshi tries to talk to her, Jen spits in her face. Hoshi answers that with a bulldog to the lawn at ringside. The fans cheer that while Kathy manages to grab a ticket from the bag. This ticket tells her to eliminate a partner. Kathy Smith - Geez, I hate to eliminate a partner, but since your boyfriend likes beating up our partner Kaleigh here, your match ends here Athena. See you later sweetie. Athena shakes her head and then storms away from the ring with Jen Hawkins close behind. Lauren is then face to face with Jordan inside the ring after Kathy tags Gibson in. Lauren locks up with Jordan and then Jordan kicks Lauren in the gut before she then picks her up and slams her to the lawn. Jordan dives for the bag, but Lauren places her in an STF which draws cheers from the crowd. Lauren holds onto a screaming Jordan and inches her way closer to the bag. Lauren then releases the hold, reaches into the bag and pulls out a ticket which tells her to strip or leave the match herself. Lauren looks over to Lydia who is wrapped in a towel which isn't covering much of anything at all. She then starts getting undressed while Jordan reaches into the bag and draws out a ticket. She doesn't open the ticket, however. She leans back against the ropes on the side nearest the board and folds her arms over her chest while Lauren strips. Sabrina Davidson - Jordan is making sure Lauren goes through with this before even opening her ticket. Neriah Sweet - That's wrong. They should be disqualified for this. This is not what wrestling or fair game is about. Jen Hawkins was right to leave this match. Jordan rolls herself out of the ring, the ticket still unopened as Lauren removes her bra and then slides off her underwear. Jordan then peels the ticket and places the letters E on the board which completes the word and causes the referee to call for the bell. Jordan and Kathy, Kaleigh and Jordan high five one another while Lydia enters the ring and hands a towel to Lauren. Scavenger rushes out soon after with a quilt under his arm. He slides under the bottom rope into the ring and covers Lauren up as if she were on fire before he starts screaming at the referee for not calling the match. The fans cheer while Bombshell hugs her team. Hoshi just sits down at ringside and holds her head in her hands. Scavenger - You should all be arrested! My wife is not to be ogled! Maybe I can sue the CWA for this! Lauren Strong - Okay, Jake, enough bullshit! You go see strippers all the damned time. I am the mother of your little girl and you hardly have time for me. If someone wants to see me naked and you want to see everyone else naked, I don't see the problem. Scavenger - These teenage fanboys get to see you naked because I go to peeler bars? Lauren Strong - Yes, they do. Deal with it. Lauren throws the quilt off and then rolls herself out of the ring while Scavenger picks up the quilt and exits the ring as fast as he can to try and cover his wife up. Bombshell then heads over to Hoshi. Bombshell - Hoshi, it's not your fault. Your team just couldn't be a team. Next time, different teams. Hoshi Yakamoto - Agreed. They shake hands and we
then fade to the night where the rest of the event will be held. Scavenger - They actually broadcast it? I mean, my wife all.... out there! Ray Dees - She certainly was. Scavenger - Stop being creepy, Ray! I am going to lose it. This is wrong. Steve Hawkins steps into the picture. Steve Hawkins - This is a rare event, but I agree with Scavenger. My wife was smart enough to leave. Lauren debased herself, but what is there to do about that? Scavenger - I am not ready to fight. I can't focus on this at all. Steve Hawkins - Agreed, and I am going to boycott this match. We'll see how far toned down this big brawl gets thanks to the CWA appealing to horny virgins living in their mothers' basements. Ray Dees - I live in the attic. Steve Hawkins - I thought Rose had a restraining order against you. Ray Dees - She wouldn't do that. Adin Vick enters the picture with a piece of paper he hands to Ray Dees. Adin Vick - Rose wanted to make sure you got that. It says you're not allowed to be within one hundred feet of her. Ray Dees - But.... this is my job. How can I know if she's within a hundred feet or not? Paulie La Cerva enters the picture. Paulie La Cerva - Okay, enough of this chaos. Scavenger, Hawkins, your protests will be considered. Ray, you will conduct all interviews from the parking lot from here forward, at least until the restraining order expires. Ray Dees - This is unfair! Paulie La Cerva - Please keep your stalking to non-CWA members. Ray walks off mumbling while Scavenger and Hawkins both glare at Paulie. Paulie La Cerva - I know what you're thinking, but I wouldn't. I am pretty much untouchable. Tony Parizi - *stepping in between Scavenger and Hawkins* Paulie, we have to talk. Scavenger and Hawkins take
off quickly while Paulie's face turns white. Henry Lesher - This should be awful and terrible wrapped up in a crap sandwich. Carl Simms - Dad said you were like this. Henry Lesher - You a failure like your father? Never mind answering. The fact you're out here and he's in there answers that. Eagle locks up with Vesuvius. Vesuvius shoves Eagle to the mat and then kicks him in the head while looking over at Tough Eagle. Vesuvius then stands Eagle up, whips him off the ropes and Eagle ducks a clothesline and then chop blocks Vesuvius down to one knee before giving him a bulldog to the mat. He goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Vesuvius. Eagle then stands Vesuvius up, whips him off the ropes and then lands a dropkick which brings Vesuvius down to the mat while Eagle rolls to his corner and tags in Jon Shocker. Shocker rushes into the ring and places Vesuvius in a sleeper hold. Vesuvius snap mares Shocker to escape and then places him in a full Nelson. The fans start a chant for Shocker. Carl Simms - The action goes back and forth early here. Henry Lesher - Yeah, you're Ricky's son. Vesuvius pulls Shocker to his corner and tags in Orlock. Orlock places Shocker in an iron claw, then picks him up with the other hand and slams him to the mat with the claw still applied. He holds him down for the pin. 1...2...3! Orlock has eliminated Jon Shocker from the match. Orlock gets to his feet where he is charged at by Adam Eagle. Orlock catches him with the same iron claw hold and then picks him up and gives him the same claw slam before going for the pin. 1...2...3! Orlock eliminates the captain of the other team who are suddenly down two men. Carl Simms - This doesn't bode well for my father's team as two men are eliminated by that monster Orlock. Henry Lesher - That says a lot about the level of competition in this match, Carl. Orlock gets to his feet and stands nose to nose with Arizona. Arizona gives Orlock a series of knife edge chops to the throat. Orlock goes for the claw, but Arizona blocks it, then knees Orlock in the gut before giving him a gutwrench suplex to the mat. Arizona then stands Orlock up, whips him into a neutral corner and then gives him a running clothesline before giving him a series of kicks to the chest. He then manages to pick Orlock up and power bombs him to the mat before going for the pin while glaring at his opponents' corner. 1...2...3! Arizona has eliminated Orlock! Carl Simms - Nice show of power there by Arizona when his team needed it most. Henry Lesher - Well, Arizona is known for almost being good enough and that seems to show he is indeed almost good enough. If he really was good enough, he'd be fighting Spade tonight. Kindred steps through the ropes into the ring and has words with Arizona. Kindred then thumbs Arizona in the eye, picks him up and power slams him to the mat. Kindred then goes to the ropes in a neutral corner and climbs to the second rope. He leaps off and lands a double axe handle smash to the back on Arizona and then rolls him over for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Arizona. Kindred then stands Arizona up, whips him off the ropes and Arizona manages to duck a clothesline before giving Kindred a leg sweep to the mat. Arizona then pulls Kindred to his corner where he tags in Tough Eagle. The crowd cheers as the veteran steps through the ropes into the ring. Tough Eagle stands Kindred up, whips him off the ropes and then spears him back down to the mat where he goes for the pin. 1...2... the pin is broken up as Blair Drake kicks Eagle in the head. Eagle has a few words with Drake and then slaps him across the face before shoving him through the ropes and out to the floor. Kindred then rolls Eagle up into a school boy for the pin. 1...2...3! Tough Eagle has been eliminated! Carl Simms - Again, my father's team is down two men. Henry Lesher - His team is doomed. Deal with it. Kindred gets to his feet where he takes a flying dropkick to the mat from Noah Skanes. Noah then lands a lionsault onto the fallen Kindred and then gives him a series of rights and lefts to the side of the head. Noah then stands Kindred up, whips him off the ropes and Kindred ducks a clothesline before giving Noah an inverted neckbreaker and then Kindred rolls to his corner and tags in Gravity. Gravity steps over the top rope into the ring with a grin on his face. He tells the fans to watch what he is about to do to Noah as he grabs Noah by the hair. Noah kicks Gravity in the gut, gives him a jawbreaker and then picks the big man up and power slams him to the mat. Noah then goes to the ropes in his corner and quickly climbs to the top. Gravity gets to his feet in time to take a flying karate kick to the side of the head from Noah which sends him back down to the mat where Noah goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Carl Simms - Gravity underestimated Noah and that cost him as he is out quickly. Henry Lesher - Well, the kid got lucky as kids are likely to do. Noah gets to his feet and starts trading punches with Blair Drake. Drake then eye gouges Noah before raking his eyes along the top rope. Noah answers with a right hook to the jaw on Blair. Blair then picks Noah up and drop him on the top rope, the rope itself catching the throat of the Originals champ before sending him falling to the mat. Blair then picks Noah up and gives him a running power slam to the mat in a neutral corner. Blair then climbs to the top rope. Noah gets to his feet, turns and takes a flying body press to the mat from Blair who then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Noah who then reverses the hold into a small package. 1...2...3! Blair is eliminated! Noah then gets to his feet where he takes a clothesline to the mat from Kindred. Kindred then puts the boots to the champ before Noah rolls himself out to the floor to break up the action. Carl Simms - We are down to three on three now. Henry Lesher - The fans are all down to heading for the washrooms. No one cares. Kindred rolls himself out to the floor and takes an eye gouge from Noah who then slams his head into the ring apron. Noah then clotheslines Kindred to the floor and then stands him up before rolling him into the ring. Vesuvius is seen climbing the ropes in the nearest corner while Noah rolls himself back in as well and looks to go for the pin. Vesuvius goes for a flying splash, but Noah rolls out of the way and Vesuvius crushes Kindred instead before Noah goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Kindred is eliminated thanks to his partner. Noah then rolls Kindred out of the ring before he starts trading punches with Vesuvius. Vesuvius ducks a right and gives Noah a fall away slam to the mat. Vesuvius then pulls Noah to his corner and tags in Samson. Samson and Vesuvius then give Noah a double vertical suplex to the mat. Carl Simms - Noah is in the wrong corner. Henry Lesher - He's on the wrong show. He doesn't belong here with the real wrestlers. Samson stands Noah up, whips him off the ropes and Noah ducks a clothesline before rolling to his corner and tagging in Arizona. Arizona steps through the ropes into the ring and then he knees Noah in the gut and gives him a spike DDT to the mat before he motions to Samson to go for the pin. 1...2...3! Noah is eliminated! Ricky charges into the ring and takes a vicious heel kick from Arizona who then stands Ricky up and gives him a spike DDT to the mat and then Samson pins Ricky while fans boo and litter the ring with garbage. 1...2...3! Ricky is eliminated and then Arizona falls to his knees and taps the mat as the only member left of his team. Arizona then rolls himself out of the ring to the floor where he grabs the microphone from Sammy Jo Johnson. Arizona - That will teach all of you that cheering me on will only bring you heartache. Let the dominance of Samson, Vesuvius and Arizona over the Originals begin! Next month, Noah, you will defend your title against Samson and myself in a triple threat match. I guess your reign is about to end. Arizona tosses the microphone down whole a "You suck" chant starts in the crowd. He then heads up the ramp with Vesuvius and Samson at his side. Carl Simms - Wow, what a load of crap that was. Arizona is a turncoat and mars the entire match.
Henry Lesher - Arizona is smarter than everyone on his team,
which isn't saying much. Neriah Sweet - Jordan, congratulations on your win earlier today. Jordan Gibson - You didn't say that when we won. I hear what you said. Neriah Sweet - Well, I am brunette. Jordan Gibson - Yeah, I seem to recall you questioning whether or not blondes can spell? Neriah Sweet - I was just saying... Jordan Gibson - I intend to prove myself again, Neriah. This won't be the last that the CWA sees of me. Neriah Sweet - Meaning what?
Jordan Gibson - You'll see what that means soon enough. Carl Simms - The fans are really pulling for Blaze to win the belt. Henry Lesher - That doesn't matter. He is the inferior wrestler. Greyson locks up with with Barber in the middle of the ring and then backs Barber up to the ropes, then whips him off the ropes and gives him a dropkick to the mat. Greyson then goes to the ropes and quickly jumps to the top and then goes for a flying knee drop only to find no one home as Barber rolls out of the way in time. Barber gets to his feet and then pulls Greyson to the middle of the ring and then gives him an elbow drop to the sore knee. Barber then applies an ankle lock. The referee checks for a submission, but Greyson refuses to give up. Carl Simms - Greyson is in trouble early here. Henry Lesher - He was in trouble before the match started. Greyson reaches for the ropes as a chant for him gets louder. Barber then releases the hold, pulls Greyson to the middle of the ring and then applies a figure four leglock which again places pressure on the injured knee of Greyson Blaze. The referee again checks for a submission, but Greyson is unwilling to give up here. Greyson again reaches out for the ropes, which prove to be out of reach. Greyson then pulls himself closer to the ropes while Barber tries to maintain the hold. Barber then sits himself up and starts punching the knee of Greyson Blaze. The referee warns against the closed fists while Greyson inches closer to the ropes. Greyson pulls himself closer again and manages to snag the bottom rope which forces the break. Carl Simms - Greyson escapes the hold, but can he win the match? Henry Lesher - Of course he can't. He's not a winner. Greyson pulls himself out to the floor as Barber pursues him. Barber chop blocks Greyson Blaze and then kicks him in the back of the knee repeatedly. Greyson turns and punches away at the defending champ in desperation. Greyson then slams Barber's head into the ring apron before rolling himself into the ring. Greyson then uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet. Greyson then kicks Barber in the head as he slips back into the ring. Greyson stands Barber up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a hip toss to the middle of the ring where he then applies an abdominal stretch on Gary Barber. Now, it's Barber who is refusing to submit when asked by the referee. Greyson maintains the hold and punches Gary in the exposed ribs while now he is warned of using closed fists. Carl Simms - Both men using closed fists here and risking a DQ. Henry Lesher - Greyson loses everything that way. Barber loses the match and keeps the title that way. One way is smart and the other us Greyson. Gary Barber manages to start pulling himself out of the hold and then executes a hip toss which breaks the hold completely before Barber then applies another ankle lock on Greyson and then turns it into a single leg crab hold, again targeting the sore knee of Greyson Blaze. He leans back and shouts at Greyson that he'll break if he has to, in order to teach him a lesson. Blaze reaches out for the ropes and refuses to submit when asked. Barber looks shocked as Greyson reaches down and then reverses the hold, applying a single leg crab on Barber who quickly pulls himself to the ropes and then right out to the floor. Greyson stands tall in the middle of the ring and motions Gary back inside. Carl Simms - Greyson has the heart of a champion. Henry Lesher - And the body of a diva. Gary pulls himself onto the apron where Greyson greets him with a series of knife edge chops to the chest and then he gives him a clothesline off the apron and back down to the floor. Greyson then climbs the ropes in the corner buckle. He leaps off and lands a flying cross body on Gary Barber which brings him back down to the floor. Greyson then stands Barber up and slams his face into the guard railing. Greyson then rolls Barber back into the ring before doing the same himself and then he goes for the pin. 1...2... Barber gets a foot on the bottom rope. Greyson then stands Barber up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a backdrop right onto the referee, sending Mark Davis to the mat. Greyson doesn't see this until he turns around and starts putting the boots to Barber. Greyson then starts trying to revive the referee while JC Michaels slips into the ring with the TV title in his hands. Greyson stands and takes a smash to the face with the title belt and then JC rolls himself back out of the ring while Gary Barber then locks in Ockham's razor. The crowd boos as the referee comes to and sees a bloodied Greyson motionless in the hold and calls for the bell. Carl Simms - JC Michaels screwed Greyson out of the belt. Henry Lesher - I am surprised as I figured Greyson's lack of talent would do it first. Kudos to JC there.
JC rolls himself into the ring and hands the title belt to Gary
Barber and the two stand with their arms raised over Greyson Blaze.
Gary tells the camera that the title is his and no one can stop him
and then the two of them exit the ring together and make their way
up the ramp while the fans boo loudly. Myst - Yeah, come in? Jordan Gibson - Months back, you fired me. Myst - I remember. I fired you. Jordan Gibson - Wyatt scurried off and hid. I am done with that. Myst - Flipping burgers gave you some gumption, did it? Jordan Gibson - I called you out last week and then I won. Myst - Point being? Jordan Gibson - I want a match next week. Myst - And? Jordan Gibson - So I expect a match. Myst - You know I don't care. Jordan Gibson - You will. My father will... Myst - Hector? Wow, he's so far beyond forgotten. Jordan Gibson - Just make sure I have an opponent next week. I will prove myself. Myst - Still hoping to bring the diva division to life, are we? Jordan Gibson - You wait and see how much money that first match made you tonight. You can then tell me if I brought life back to that division or not. Myst - I guess we'll see. Jordan storms back out of the office
and Myst mumbles to herself as we return to the action. Ricky Simms - The fans love Rose, but she is up against some tough competition here and I have... an odd broadcast partner... wish my son was allowed to stay. BasketKase - Meat! Rick! Meat! Ricky Simms - Please don't chew on the table. As Rose stands in the corner and watches Wren argue with Max, Max argue with Malk and the referee telling all three how much they suck, the timekeeper finally just rings the bell. Max starts trading punches with Wren while Rose catches malk with a dropkick to the chest which sends him down to the mat. Rose then stands Malk up and whips him through the ropes and out to the floor. Inside the ring, Wren picks Max up and slams him to the mat. Wren then stands on Max's chest while the referee applauds. Wren stands max up and whips him over the top rope and out to the floor. Lesher rolls himself out to the floor and picks up a ladder and slams it into the face of Rose Lemieux and then slides it under the bottom rope into the ring. Ricky Simms - It's good to see Doc is being fair here. This is terrible. BasketKase - Doc GOOD! Buy meat!! Lesher enters the ring and he and Wren set up the ladder under the belt while Max slips back into the ring. Max shoves Lesher down and then rams Wren's head into the ladder. Malk slips back into the ring and then he quickly starts to make his way up the ladder while Max and Wren battle. They then both spot Malk scampering up the ladder and they shove it over, sending Malk over the top rope and out to the floor. Max then sets up the ladder only to get his face rammed into it by Wren. Wren then gives Max a knee to the gut and then gives him a swinging neckbreaker to the mat. Wren then sets the ladder up under the belt while Rose slips back into the ring. Wren starts to climb the ladder on one side while Rose starts up the other side. Wren then starts trading punches with Rose at the top of the ladder. Max then shoves the ladder and both women fall over the top rope and out onto Malk at ringside. Ricky Simms - It's quite the dog pile outside the ring right now. Max slowly sets the ladder up under the belt while Malk grabs a table at ringside and slips it under the bottom rope into the ring. Malk then slides under the bottom rope as well before he reaches up and grabs the feet of Max Cameron, pulling him down off of the ladder. Malk then rakes Max's eyes along the top rope before he sets the table up in the corner, resting on the top rope. Malk pulls max to the middle of the ring and kicks him in the gut repeatedly before whipping him into the corner and sending Max through the table. Wren then slides under the bottom rope into the ring with a chair in hand. Malk grabs her by the hair and she gives him a thumb to the eye. She then slams the chair over his head. She does so again and then a third time which finally brings the big man down. Ricky Simms - Wren is trying to take control and Lesher wants her to win. BasketKase - Doc bring meat! Doc friend! Ricky Simms - I'd like to apologize for my broadcast partner Grimlock here. Lesher adjusts the ladder for Wren and she starts to make her way up. Rose starts pulling herself in, but takes a shove back to the floor from Henry Lesher. Max then shoves the ladder in the other direction and Wren lands, straddling the top rope and appearing to be in a lot of pain. Max then pulls the ladder upright under the belt again. He starts to head up the ladder only to get grabbed by Malk. Malk climbs up a few steps, then places Max on his shoulders and gives him an electric chair to the mat. Malk gets to his feet and takes a chair shot to the head from Rose who then gives him a dropkick that sends him out through the ropes and to the floor. Wren then rakes Rose's eyes along the top rope and then whips her right over the top rope and out to the floor. Max gets to his feet only to take a chair shot from Henry Lesher while Wren starts to make her way up the ladder. Ricky Simms - Again, that is some quality work, Doc. BasketKase - Doc bring meat! Doc friend! Ricky Simms - Yeah, we got that already. Wren reaches the top of the ladder as Rose steps through the ropes into the ring. She takes a shove from Lesher which sends her through the ropes and out to the floor. Wren grabs the title belt, pulls it down and Lesher signals for the bell to end the match. Max Cameron then spears Lesher to the mat which brings BasketKase out of his broadcast position. BasketKase slides into the ring and starts pummeling Max Cameron while security comes out to try and restore sanity inside the ring. Wren rushes out of the ring clutching the title belt to her chest with a grin on her face. Ricky Simms - This
is terrible and Wren has the title. Lesher was the worst referee
ever. This was just terrible.
Lydia Parizi - What's up with you two? Cordelia Parizi - We spend months trying to increase our respect from the CWA roster and you strip naked in a match? Corina - You'll never see me naked. Lydia Parizi - Look, if you want be uptight and Dad wants to hang Paulie, this all should have come up before the match. I don't think I humiliated myself in the least. Cordelia Parizi - Look, you lost the match and you were naked. If you stripped and won, maybe I could understand, but you and that Lauren chick really humiliated yourselves. Corina - I could see if it were the blondes, but geez. Kathy steps into the picture, shaking her head. Kathy Smith - It sounds like this isn't settled? Corina - This isn't your discussion, Kathy. Kathy Smith - It isn't? Lydia, Missy and I were just going out for a drink. I felt bad about the way today went down. I tried inviting Lauren, but Scavenger won't let anyone talk to her. Cordelia Parizi - Father won't approve. Lydia Parizi - I don't care. I am tired of towing the party line for the family. I want to stand out on my own. Corina and Cordelia storm away and then we see Wren walking through with the Aerial Title over her shoulder. Wren SilverPhoenix - Bunch of whores, eat gold bitches. Look who won tonight! Kathy Smith - Someone is full of
themselves. Ricky Simms - The main event is here and it's going to be a top notch battle. Henry Lesher - I am so happy. I didn't know if I could be a referee, but I can and I did. Max choked. Ricky Simms - Well, you did choke him while security had a hold of him. Henry Lesher - I have never been this happy. Tommy and Moose both target Jack Spade, kicking him in the gut and then giving him a double vertical suplex to the mat. They then stand him up, whip him off the ropes and give him a double clothesline to the mat. Tommy then clotheslines Moose to the mat and then boot chokes him, trying to get the early upper hand and wear both of his opponents down. Jack kips up to his feet and then whips Tommy through the ropes and out to the floor. He then stands Moose up, whips him into the corner and then gives him a backdrop to the mat. Jack then goes to the ropes, makes his way to the second rope and then lands a scissor kick to the back of the neck on Moose which brings him down to the mat where Jack goes for the early pin. 1...2... kick out by Moose. Ricky Simms - Spade was an inch away from retaining. Henry Lesher - Hey, if the referee needs help, I can fill in. That was so much fun. Jack stands Moose up while Tommy slips back into the ring. Jack picks Moose up and slams him to the floor and then takes a spinning heel kick to the back of the head from Tommy who then jumps to his feet, comes off the ropes and goes for a sunset flip. Jack punches Tommy in the face before he can complete the roll up and then Jack kicks Tommy in the head. Jack then stands Tommy up, whips him off the ropes and goes for a dropkick, but Tommy side steps it and then lands an elbow to the throat on Jack. He then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Jack. Tommy then stands Spade up and whips him through the ropes and otu to the floor. Tommy then turns his attention to Moose and the two start trading punches in the middle of the ring. Ricky Simms - This match really could go to any of the three in this match. Henry Lesher - I hate to agree with you, so I won't. Tommy ducks a right hook from Moose, picks him up and gives him an atomic drop before he the gives Moose a drop toe hold into a camel clutch. The referee checks for a submission, but Moose refuses to submit when asked. Jack Spade pulls himself onto the ring apron, then makes his way up to the top rope behind Tommy. Jack leaps off the top and lands a missile dropkick to the back on Tommy, sending him face down to the mat and releasing Moose from the submission hold while the fans boo. Spade then gives Tommy a DDT to the mat before going for the pin. 1...2... Moose pulls Spade off of Tommy and then they start trading punches. Ricky Simms - Jack might have retained there had it not been for Moose's involvement. Henry Lesher - Tommy was going to kick out. Have faith, Rick. Moose picks Jack up and power slams him to the mat. Moose then stands Jack up, whips him into the corner buckle and then charges straight into raised knees to the chin from Spade. Spade leaps to the top rope and leaps off for a double axe handle only to land in a bear hug by Moose. The referee checks for a submission as Tommy gets to his feet behind Moose. Tommy then rushes in, headlocks Moose and bulldogs him to the mat before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by The Moose. Tommy then stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and shoulder blocks him down to the mat, only to take a side Russian leg sweep to the mat himself from Jack Spade. Spade then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Purr. Spade then gets to his feet and takes a spear right through the ropes and out to the floor from Moose. Ricky Simms - Frantic action in this one as all three men show how badly they want the title. Henry Lesher - Thank God for that. It's nice to have a main event with guys who belong in it for a change. Moose then stands Tommy Purr up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a backdrop to the mat. Moose then picks Tommy up and gives him a shoulderbreaker before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Tommy. Moose then stands Purr up, whips him into the corner buckle and then charges in for a shoulder block only to find no one home as Tommy side steps it, sends Moose shoulder first into the steel corner post and then gives him a pump handle slam to the mat. Tommy then stands Moose up, knees him in the gut, then gives him a Tom-Bomb to the mat and hooks the leg for the pin as Jack rolls himself into the ring. 1...2...3! Jack kicks Tommy in the head a moment too late and Purr becomes the new World champion. Purr rolls himself out to the floor as Spade turns to the referee and argues he got the kick in before the three was counted. Ricky Simms - Despite Jack's efforts, Tommy Purr is your new World champion! Henry Lesher - All is right with the world again!! Tommy holds the title belt high above his head as the fans cheer and, inside the ring, Jack Spade continues to protest. Ricky Simms - Tune in next week fans and see how this plays out on the next Overdrive. I doubt these three men have seen the last of each other. Henry Lesher - I hope not. This was a great night! We fade to black with Tommy on stage and the title raised high above his head, once again the World champion. |
