November 22, 2009

We begin with a shot of Lauren Strong backstage with the Shameless Title over her shoulder as she strokes the chair. She is actually whispering something to it and then Scavenger steps in.

Scavenger - Babe... I am really proud of you winning that title earlier and getting to know the chair better, but I need the chair.

Lauren Strong - It came to my rescue.

Scavenger - It's my chair.

Lauren Strong - I never understood, you know. It took that match to teach me why the chair has always been so important to you. I feel foolish.

Scavenger - Okay and I told you I got the whole stripping thing now, but I need my chair back.

Lauren Strong - The chair wants to be with me right now. We are going out to celebrate my title win.

She walks out, again whispering to the chair.

Scavenger - *quietly* But it's my chair. Had it since before I met you.

He hangs his head and walks out. We then hear "Break" by Three Days Grace and we see images of Moose, 6Pac Dudley, Greyson Blaze, Malk, Vesuvius, Jack Spade, The Mask, and Gary Barber before we head to ringside where Ricky Simms and Henry Lesher are once again set to call tonight's action.

Splint Chesthair, Fist Rockbone, Daniel McCoy vs. Tommy Purr, Noah Skanes, Bruce Miller

**Ding, ding!!**

Kosmic Kitty: The following Hotties Contest is a “Winners Take All” Six-Man Tag Team Elimination Tuxedo Match for both the CWA World Tag Team Championship and the CWA Originals Championship. The only way a winner will be decided is after one team has been completely stripped of their tuxedos. Introducing first, the challengers …

“When a Man Loves a Woman” by Michael Bolton begins to play throughout the arena as The Young & The Reckless step out onto the steel stage, Splint Chesthair on the left side and Fist Rockbone on the right. Daniel McCoy emerges out onto the stage with them, stepping into the middle and causing the crowd to boo even louder than previously. McCoy is dressed in cowboy boots and denim jeans with a white dress shirt, cowboy hat, and black dinner jacket; The Young & The Reckless are dressed in matching white tuxedos with tails, black shoes, and black bowties. The trio make their way to the ring.

Kosmic Kitty: At a combined weight of 720 pounds … the trio of Daniel McCoy and the tag team of Splint Chesthair and Fist Rockbone, The Young & The Reckless!!

The trio begin making their way into the ring as the fans continue showing their disapproval of the title challengers.

Ricky Simms: This trio believes themselves to be the hottest team in the company … and more importantly, in this match.

Henry Lesher: This whole ordeal was bred out of jealousy … but Tommy Purr knows how to deal with his jealous wannabes; Tommy has enough looks to spare to even carry his hideous partner in Noah and Bruce.

The heels discuss strategy in the ring when their music fades and an array of flashbulbs begin popping around the arena. Two rows of long-legged women strut out onto the stage to the sound of Lady Gaga’s “Paparazzi,” setting the fans into a frenzy. The women are dressed in female business suits, with fedoras covering their heads. Ten women line one side of the ramp while ten more line the other side, each of them dancing to the music in unison. From a constructed pit on the stage, Tommy Purr, Noah Skanes, and Bruce Miller are raised from an elevated lift up from beneath the stage, soliciting a strong reaction from the sold-out crowd. Noah stands in the middle with his Originals title over his shoulder, while Tommy stands off to the right and Bruce is on the left. Noah is dressed in a simple black tux with white undershirt and no tie; Bruce is dressed in a dapper pair of black slacks and a white dinner jacket with black bowtie and matching vest; and Tommy is wearing a fedora with a black pinstripe tuxedo with a high white collar and cuffs.

Kosmic Kitty: And introducing the opposition, clocking in at a combined weight of 715 pounds … representing The Brat Pack … the Original CWA Hottie, Bruce Miller … the Man-Diva, Tommy Purr … and the reigning CWA Originals Champion, Noah Skanes!!!

Bruce, Tommy, and Noah step into the ring and Noah hands over his Originals belt. The referee raises the belt in the air as the faces agree that Noah will start off the match with Splint.

Ricky Simms: Tommy Purr orchestrating another elaborate entrance for this blockbuster Pay-Per-View.

Henry Lesher: Tommy Purr is a creative genius … granted … I could’ve done without the twenty useless women and the two equally useless tag team partners.

Noah and Splint circle one another before locking up. The more muscular Splint gets Noah into a Headlock and wrenches on his neck. Noah shoves Splint off and into the ropes. Splint comes off of the ropes, Noah bends down for a Backbody Drop, but Splint kicks him in the face and hit’s a Flipping Neckbreaker. Splint goes for an elbow to Noah’s head, but Noah rolls out of the way. Splint back on his feet, he goes for a Clothesline, but Noah ducks it and reaches around for swift Neckbreaker. Noah floats over and mounts Splint and begins punching him in the face. Noah rises and pulls Splint up onto his feet. Noah whips Splint into the turnbuckle and tags in Bruce. Noah wrenches Splint’s arm and Bruce goes up top and comes down with an Axe Handle Smash to Splint’s arm. Splint gets floored with a Clothesline and Bruce reaches down and rips off Splint’s coat!

Ricky Simms: Splint is missing his coat!

Henry Lesher: Thanks for the bulletin Captain Obvious! Seriously, someone just tag in Tommy … this match will be over in no time!

Ricky Simms: This match has a lot riding on it … not only three championships, but also bragging rights as to who the hottest team is!

Henry Lesher: Why isn’t Tommy on a team by himself? Seriously? Why can’t I get a straight answer around here!?

Bruce grabs Splint by the head and leads him into the turnbuckle. Bruce smashes Splint’s head into the turnbuckle. Splint reverses it and throws Bruce into the turnbuckle and begins delivering forearm after forearm. Splint climbs the turnbuckle and begins raining down on Bruce’s head with vicious punches. Bruce reaches around Splint’s legs and pulls them tight and slams forward delivering a Spinebuster! Bruce cradles his head and Splint rolls over in pain. The crowd is cheering on Bruce as Tommy seems anxious for the tag. Bruce crawls to his corner and Splint crawls to his. Splint makes the tag to Fist, and Fist rushes in and drags Bruce away from his corner!

Ricky Simms: Bruce couldn’t make the tag in time … he’s got to make the tag after those brutal shots he took to the temple!

Henry Lesher: It’s Bruce Miller, he would’ve needed to make a tag after being tickled in that ring!

Fist whips Bruce off of the ropes and hit’s a Backbody Drop to the mat. Fist sits Bruce up and viciously kicks him in the spin. Bruce winces. Fist then pulls off Bruce’s coat and the women in the audience squeal with delight. Fist wraps the coat around Bruce’s throat and flips him over with a Snapmare! Fist pulls Bruce up using the coat as a noose and flips him with another Snapmare! Fist drops the coat and Bruce gasps for air. Fist pulls Bruce up to his feet. Bruce knees Fist in the gut, hits him with a Haymaker and goes for a roundhouse kick. Fist catches the kick, but Bruce hits an Enziguri! Fist hit’s the canvas, and Bruce is left lying catching his breath as the crowd begins a chant for him.

Ricky Simms: The Original Hottie is definitely trying everything he desperately can to catch his bearings.

Henry Lesher: There’s a reason he doesn’t actively wrestle every week … I have to say this is not a red letter day for Tommy Purr … but I’m willing to overlook it … he’s just too cute in that form-fitting suit!

Ricky Simms: I’m feeling ill.

Bruce begins to crawl back to his corner and tag either an anxious Noah or Tommy, but Fist grabs Bruce by the ankles and drags him to his corner where he tags in a rabid McCoy. McCoy steps through the ropes and steps on Bruce’s hand! Bruce yells out as McCoy grabs him by the shirt and pulls him to his feet. McCoy wraps his hands around Bruce’s throat and lifts him up into the air with a double chokehold. McCoy thrusts forward and drops Bruce backward into his turnbuckle. McCoy grabs the collar of Bruce’s shirt and yanks down, tearing off all of the buttons in one fluid motion exposing Bruce’s bare chest. McCoy then delivers a vicious chop to Bruce’s chest, causing the crowd to “Wooo!” Bruce is in pain as McCoy delivers a series of thunderous chops! Bruce eventually loses his shirt, much to the delight of the female audience. Bruce’s chest is red and McCoy licks his chops and hoists Bruce into the air with the Double Chickenwing. Bruce yells as he’s wrenched higher into the air. Bruce thrusts back with a kick into McCoy’s get and rolls forward into a Victory Roll, the momentum sending McCoy springing forward and hitting his face on the middle-turnbuckle!

Ricky Simms: The crowd is on its feet! Bruce fighting back with everything he’s got after being ganged up on! He’s gotta make the tag!

Henry Lesher: He’s being smart … he’s going for the corner!

Ricky Simms: Tommy’s in! Tommy’s in!

The crowd explodes as Bruce’s hand smacks Tommy’s as he leaps for the corner. Tommy throws off his fedora and floors McCoy with a Lou Thesz Press and multiple punches to the face! McCoy tries to block the punches as Splint and Fist enter the ring now, Noah sprints into the ring and nails The Young & The Reckless with a Double Clothesline much to the fans delight! Splint and Fist roll out of the ring as Noah talks trash. Tommy continues punching McCoy as Bruce rests on the apron. Fist gets up on the outside, but Noah grabs the ropes and slingshots through the ropes, his feet bouncing off of Fist’s chest and knocking him to the floor! Splint chases after Noah who hit’s the arena floor. Noah runs around the ring, and Bruce dives off of the apron with a Clothesline to Splint!

Ricky Simms: Some fluid teamwork from the good guys in this contest!

Henry Lesher: They’re cheating! They’re attacking people who aren’t even the legal participants in this match-up! They need to follow Tommy’s example in the ring!

In the ring, Tommy whips McCoy into the corner. Tommy points in the air and goes for a Back Handspring into the corner. McCoy lifts up his legs and hits Tommy in the back, sending him to the canvas. McCoy then grabs Tommy by the coat and tosses him across the ring, ripping the coat off of his ex. McCoy raises the coat in the air, when out of nowhere Noah blindsides McCoy with a vicious Spear!

Ricky Simms: It’s happening now … the inevitable breakdown of this match!

Henry Lesher: I officially hate Noah now for stopping the stripping of Tommy Purr … how dare he ruin what we all came to see!

Noah delivers punches to his rival’s head, but Fist is back in the ring and pulls Noah off, holding him by the arms. McCoy points and goes for a Clothesline, but Bruce makes the save by hitting a Running Bicycle Kick to McCoy’s face! Fist locks in a Sleeper on Noah, but Tommy rushes in and places Fist in a Dragon Sleeper. Splint jumps on Tommy’s back, putting him in a Body Scissors and Sleeper hold as the crowd cheers as the quadruple submission. McCoy is back on his feet and delivers a vicious whip to Bruce into the corner that causes the Hottie to ricochet off the turnbuckle and down to the canvas. McCoy looks towards the otherwise and charges viciously, hitting Noah with a retaliating Spear and driving all four men into the nearest turnbuckle and squashing them. Noah rolls out to the apron and gets to his feet. McCoy rushes him and runs into Noah’s shoulder! Noah grabs McCoy’s coat and shirt and jumps off of the apron, effectively yanking McCoy’s upper clothes off! Noah grins and tosses the clothes aside. Bruce runs up from behind and hit’s a Dropkick, sending McCoy falling to the outside. Noah picks up McCoy and whips him into the steel stairs, taking him out of the equation momentarily.

Ricky Simms: This is utter chaos! Referee Casey Braun trying desperately to keep this match in order, and it’s not working!

Henry Lesher: Never send a woman to do a man’s job … that includes anything between those ropes.

Fist gets to his feet in the ring, and Noah trips him on the outside, holding onto his legs as Bruce and Tommy begin tearing away at his tuxedo. The crowd cheers as Fist is stripped of his coat and dress shirt. Fist gets up on his feet and charges at Tommy with a Clothesline. Tommy hit’s a Tommy Tuck backbend evasion and Fist nails Splint right across the throat with the Clothesline! From behind, Tommy jumps up onto Fist’s shoulders and rolls forward with a Victory Roll. The crowd cheers as Tommy grins and reaches down and begins yanking off Fist’s slacks! Fist is eventually removed from his slacks and the crowd cheers wildly as Tommy mocks Fist and his glittery underwear. Fist pounds the mat out of anger as Casey orders him out of the match.

Ricky Simms: Fist has been eliminated by Tommy Purr!

Henry Lesher: When I use the word “fist” and Tommy Purr in the same sentence, it’s usually not in that context.

Splint, who is still recovering from the Clothesline from Fist, gets stripped of his shirt by Bruce. Bruce and Tommy lift up Splint and whip him off of the ropes. Splint comes back with a Double Clothesline but Tommy hits another Tommy Tuck as Bruce simply ducks. On the return, Bruce and Tommy lift Splint into the air for a Double Suplex, but Splint powers out and drops down into a Double DDT on his opponents! Noah is whipped into the barricade on the outside of the ring by McCoy and is also stripped of his coat and shirt. McCoy then slides into the ring as Noah lies dazed on the arena floor on the outside. Splint picks up Bruce and hit’s a Slingshot Suplex off of the ropes on the Original Hottie. McCoy stands over the fallen Tommy and grins sadistically. McCoy brings Tommy up to his feet and goes to whip him into the ropes. Tommy reverses it and pulls his foot up and brings it to McCoy’s mouth, pulling down on McCoy’s arm and falling to the mat, pulling McCoy’s face right into Tommy’s boot with the Eat Defeat! McCoy grabs his jaw and rolls around on the mat as Noah re-enters the ring slowly.

Ricky Simms: Tommy with a nice reversal that caught McCoy off-guard, and this may help The Brat Pack seal the deal on their 3-2 lead in this match-up.

Henry Lesher: It’s like I said before, Tommy’s in this match … that’s the only thing that matters. Well … that and someone better strip him soon!

Bruce sits Splint on the turnbuckle. Bruce goes for a Superplex, but Splint blocks it and shoves him down to the mat. Noah runs up, but Splint hit’s a kick to Noah’s face that sends him down! Tommy runs up for the Somersault Frankensteiner and the crowd cheers as Tommy hangs upside-down in the air. Splint spreads Tommy’s legs and begins yanking on Tommy’s slacks. Tearing down the seams, Splint pulls Tommy’s slacks off of his body! Tommy sits up and straddles Splint on the turnbuckle and the two begin trading punches! Noah grabs Tommy and yanks him off, pulling him away from the turnbuckle by the underarms. Bruce climbs the turnbuckle in Tommy’s place and wraps Splint’s head in a headlock and leaps off of the top with a thunderous Bulldog that knocks Splint out cold!

Ricky Simms: I think it’s Miller Time!

Henry Lesher: Never again, Simms. NEVER. AGAIN.

Bruce motions for the crowd’s approval as they continue cheering his latest move. Bruce then yanks Splint’s slacks off. Casey waves him out of the ring, explaining he’s been eliminated as McCoy comes to the realization that he’s now by himself.

Ricky Simms: Things do NOT look good for the former Aerial Champion as he’s left to fight off his three rivals by himself.

Henry Lesher: I actually agree with you. 3-on-1 odds are never good … unless you’re Tommy … then they’re child’s play.

Tommy, Bruce, and Noah surround McCoy as the crowd goes wild. Bruce goes to strike, but McCoy hits him in the face. McCoy then hits Tommy, then hits Noah. McCoy is on fire as he goes from one person to the other, hitting them viciously. Bruce is the first to drop as McCoy trades punches back and forth from between Noah and Tommy. McCoy hits Tommy so hard that he knocks him out of the ring and then he’s left with Noah. The two trade sick punches to the face before McCoy hit’s a knee to the gut. McCoy then whips Noah off of the ropes and goes for a Spinebuster, but Noah reverses it to a Running Knee Facebuster. McCoy cradles his face and stumble about until Tommy kicks him in the gut and drops him with the Tommyknocker! The crowd is on fire as Tommy rolls McCoy onto his back and points to one of the corners where Bruce is posed and ready and launches off with a Diving Leg Drop! Bruce then points to the opposite turnbuckle as Noah flips off of the top-rope with a Diving Moonsault onto the prone McCoy!

Ricky Simms: It’s Noah’s Arc!

Henry Lesher: Does the company pay you to come up with this bull?

Noah raises his arms in the air before lowering down and aiding Tommy and Bruce in yanking off McCoy’s jeans! The crowd cheers as the bell sounds and “Paparazzi” begins to play once more!

**Ding, ding!!**

Kosmic Kitty: The winners of this match by pre-match stipulation … Bruce Miller, Tommy Purr, and Noah Skanes … THE BRAT PACK!! Due to the pre-match stipulation, the NEW CWA Tag Team Champions are Tommy Purr and Noah Skanes … and still your reigning CWA Originals Champion … NOAH SKANES!!!

Casey hands the belts to the new champions as they pose along the ropes with the gold, congratulating each other on the victory.

Chastity is seen backstage with Neriah Sweet and Chastity doesn't look happy.

Neriah Sweet - I understand you have something to say regarding your appearances at the diva edition of tonight's event.

Chastity - I have never been humiliated like that. It happened to me twice. My lawyer will be in contact with CWA management. I never signed on for this treatment.

Neriah Sweet - Well, the match stipulations were there and you really had no right to be in the Shameless Title match at all.

Chastity - That's your opinion.

Neriah Sweet - No, you were not booked for that match. You shouldn't have been out there.

Chastity - You know, I humbled your sister earlier tonight and I can do the same to you.

Neriah Sweet - Threatening me? That's the best you can offer up?

Kelly Buchanan steps into the picture with a smile on her face.

Kelly Buchanan - You know, Chas, it's really quite interesting how many former Glamour Girls there are on this roster. It's no wonder that is the term given to al of the ladies in this locker room now.

Chastity - I'm not finished with you, Kelly.

Kelly Buchanan - You interfere in a match tonight and hurl insults at Neriah here. You're quite the heroine.

Chastity - Next time we meet, you're going to be the one humiliated.

Kelly Buchanan - Why wait?

Kelly lunges at Chastity, bu Chastity runs off and Kelly is left shaking her head.

Vesuvius vs. The Mask

"Mein Teil" by Rammstein plays as Vesuvius comes out onto the stage where the crowd greets him with a mixed reaction. He makes his way down the ramp to the ring, Athena at his side. She tells the camera that Kathy Smith is lucky she isn't here right now. Athena stops at ringside while Vesuvius makes his way up the ring steps and then steps through the ropes into the ring. He then leans against the ropes in the corner while his music fades and then we hear "Coffin Fodder" by Cradle of Filth and The Mask comes out onto the stage with the Superior title belt over his shoulder. Mask makes his way don the ramp and is headed off at ringside by Athena who throws a few insults at him. Mask shoves her aside, hands the title belt off to the timekeeper and then pulls himself onto the apron where he ducks a punch from Vesuvius before giving him a shoulder block through the ropes. Mask steps into the ring and the referee calls for the bell to start the match.

Ricky Simms - This should be a fine match between the Superior champ and a man who created the Superior title years ago.

Henry Lesher - Well, the nice thing with the floosies being on earlier tonight is that we get to see real wrestling in this event, no fluff.

Mask kicks Vesuvius in the gut and then rakes his eyes along the top rope. Mask then whips Vesuvius off the ropes and gives him a dropkick that sends him down to the mat. Mask then stands Vesuvius up, whips him into the corner buckle and then misses with a knee lift when Vesuvius side steps it, then he grabs the leg of The Mask and trips him to the mat before giving him an elbow smash to the throat. Vesuvius then stands The Mask up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a big boot to the chest which brings him back to the mat. Vesuvius then picks The Mask up and dumps him over the top rope and out to the floor before he bows to the crowd.

Ricky Simms - Vesuvius is in control at this point.

Henry Lesher - The Mask will make a comeback in this match, a pure classic.

The Mask gets to his feet on the floor and then slips under the bottom rope into the ring where he is greeted with a boot to the side of the head from Vesuvius. Vesuvius then stands The mask up, whips him off the ropes and misses with a clothesline as The Mask ducks it and then he gives Vesuvius an inverted DDT to the mat. The Mask then jumps to his feet and boot chokes Vesuvius, using the top rope for added leverage. The Mask then stands Vesuvius up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a spinning heel kick to the chest. Mask then gives Vesuvius a series of knife edge chops to the chest and then gives him a snap mare to the mat. Mask then places Vesuvius in a sleeper hold while Athena screams her support from ringside.

Ricky Simms - Athena is in quite the mood tonight after Sharon Miller refused to allow her the win earlier tonight. Of course, she also would have had to go through Kathy Smith.

Henry Lesher - That's a challenge?

Vesuvius refuses to submit to the sleeper and he reaches out for the ropes. Athena applauds at ringside as Vesuvius lunges forward and manages to grab the middle ropes which forces the break. Mask releases the hold, stands Vesuvius up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a backdrop to the mat. Mask then lands a leg drop to the chest on Vesuvius. Mask then gives Vesuvius a second leg drop to the chest and then stands in the corner buckle while Vesuvius gets to his hands and knees. Mask climbs to the second rope and then gives Vesuvius a double axe handle smash to the back. Vesuvius is then placed in a camel clutch by The Mask while Athena slaps the ring apron and does everything she can to be a distraction.

Ricky Simms - Vesuvius is in a bad spot here, despite Athena's best efforts.

Henry Lesher - The Mask is a true champion. It's forgivable if Vesuvius isn't used to this kind of thing in a company that promotes 6Pac and Hoshi as stars.

Vesuvius pushes himself up from the mat and then manages to pull himself to the ropes and then pulls himself out to the floor. He signals for a timeout as he grabs at his back only to take a baseball slide to the chest from The Mask. The Mask then rams Vesuvius' head into the guard railing only to have Vesuvius return the favor. Vesuvius then gives The Mask a spinebuster to the floor. Vesuvius then stands The Mask up, rolls him into the ring and then does the same himself. Vesuvius then puts the boots to The Mask before giving his manager a wink. Vesuvius then stands The Mask up, then whips him off the ropes and both men clothesline one another to the mat. The referee starts counting both men down. The Mask jumps to his feet on the four count and then lands a running knee lift to the head on Vesuvius. The Mask then headlocks Vesuvius and gives him a springboard DDT to the mat. The Mask then stands over Vesuvius. The referee checks the eyes of Vesuvius and then calls for the bell.

Ricky Simms - That shot was the end for Vesuvius and The Mask retains his title tonight!

Henry Lesher - Well, that was actually a good match. The CWA needs more of that.

Shannon Skanes is seen backstage with Kathy Smith. Ray Dees enters the picture.

Ray Dees - A moment?

Shannon Skanes - One moment, okay.

Ray Dees - After months of speculation, it has been revealed that you two are dating once again.

Kathy Smith - That doesn't make it anyone's business. We figured with Myst gone, now would be the right time to admit we're together.

Ray Dees - And then we saw some bizarre behavior by Missy earlier tonight which...

Missy - *storming in* I heard my name?

Ray Dees - Well, you had that bizarre sequence with Kelly Buchanan earlier tonight where you seemed to be stripping for her?

Missy - I am in mourning over losing the love of my life here. Kelly understand me.

Kathy Smith - Kelly isn't bi, Missy.

Missy - She will be. She gets me.

Shannon Skanes - Look, we're sorry that this hurt you. It's just how things are.

Missy spits in Shannon's face and walks off which leaves everyone at a loss for words while we return to the ring.

Scavenger vs. Gerard Angelo

"In Da Club" by 50 Cent plays as Gerard Angelo comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd. He sands on stage for a few moments and looks around at the crowd before he makes his way down the ramp to ringside and then pulls himself onto the ring apron. He steps through the ropes into the ring and then tests the ropes while his music fades. We then hear "My Girlfriend's Girlfriend" by Type O Negative and Scavenger is led onto the ramp by his wife Lauren, who has the Shameless Title over her shoulder. She has the chair as they make their way down the ramp, Scavenger continuing to argue that th chair should be in his hands. Lauren stops at ringside and Scavenger steps up onto the apron where Gerard greets him with a thumb to the eye before pulling him through the ropes into the ring. The referee then calls for the bell.

Ricky Simms - This should be a good one.

Henry Lesher - We start the night with a solid title match and follow it up with this garbage?

Angelo rakes Scavenger's eyes along the top rope and then punches him in the throat. Angelo then whips Scavenger through the ropes and out to the floor. Gerard then drops and rolls himself out and then he stands Scavenger up only to take a jawbreaker from Scav who then gives Gerard a bulldog to the floor. Scavenger then stands Angelo up and rolls him into the ring before rolling himself in and then he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Angelo. Scavenger stands Angelo up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a shoulder block down to the mat. Scavenger then lands an elbow smash to the throat on Angelo and then goes for the pin again. 1...2... kick out by Angelo.

Ricky Simms - Gerry is barely staying in this one.

Henry Lesher - Just make this over so I can see real wrestlers again.

Scavenger stands Angelo up and takes a series of punches to the gut from Gerard. Angelo then picks Scavenger up and then power slams him to the mat. Angelo then stands Scavenger up, whips him off the ropes and clotheslines him back to the mat. Angelo then goes to the ropes and makes his way to the top. Scavenger gets to his feet and then Angelo gives him a missile dropkick to the chest before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Scavenger. Angelo then stands Scavenger up, whips him into the corner and then gives him a series of shoulder blocks in the corner before giving him a gutwrench suplex to the mat. Angelo again goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Scavenger.

Ricky Simms - Now it is Angelo who cannot quite get the win here.

Henry Lesher - Two losers can't equal a win apparently.

Angelo stands Scavenger up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him n arm drag back to the middle of the ring where he applies a wrist lock. At ringside, Lauren slams the chair against the ring apron. Scavenger gets to his feet and lands punches to the head on Gerard before giving him a headbutt that sends Angelo into the ropes. Angelo then comes off the ropes and misses with a wild right as Scavenger ducks it and then rolls him into a school boy pin attempt. 1...2... Gerard reverses it and hooks the tights. 1...2...3! Gerard gets the win out of nowhere and the fan boo as Angelo exits the ring and heads up the ramp with his arms raised. Scavenger quickly gets to his feet and has words with Chicago Jones.

Ricky Simms - Scavenger thinks the referee counted him down on purpose, seeing the hooking of the tights.

Henry Lesher - If Scavenger knew he couldn't trust Jones, he shouldn't have wrestled the match. He i really that stupid, isn't he?

Scavenger does back down, but he threatens Chicago about this on his way out and Jones just smirks inside the ring. Scavenger then resumes his argument with Lauren about who gets to carry the chair, the wife again not agreeing to hand over the steely vengeance.

Tommy Purr is seen walking backstage and he rounds a corner where he comes face to face with Shannon Skanes.

Tommy Purr - Well, you gave me a start.

Shannon Skanes - I got some news about you, moving to New York and all.

Tommy Purr - Yeah, I planned to talk to you about that.

Shannon Skanes - Funny since I was just going over Steve Hawkins' contract with us.

Tommy Purr - I am going over a few legal documents, but everything should be in place.

Shannon Skanes - You want to talk business?

Tommy Purr - I am all for talking business. Let's go to your office.

They head down the hall to Shannon's office. Shannon opens the door and Pikachu jumps out and attacks Tommy with a baseball bat shot to he gut and then clotheslines Shannon with the bat before he runs off with security lagging behind. Some members of this team are certain to be fired over this.

Greyson Blaze vs. Malk

"Monster" by Skillet plays as Malk comes out onto the stage, the fans giving him a loud ovation. Malk makes his way down the ramp to ringside and then makes his way up the ring steps onto the apron before jumping over the top rope into the ring. He then tests the ropes while his music fades. "The Day I Died" by Six plays as RC Pride walks Greyson Blaze out onto the stage. He has the Hardcore Title belt over his shoulder as he makes his way down the ramp to ringside. Greyson then hands his title belt to RC and she places it over her shoulder. Greyson then steps up onto the ring apron and takes a vicious right from Malk, which prompts the referee to call for the bell. Malk then pulls Greyson through the ropes into the ring and then starts landing elbows to the back of the neck on Greyson.

Ricky Simms - Malk wasting no time in taking over this match.

Henry Lesher - Well, we all want this garbage over quickly, so I support that approach.

Malk whips Greyson off the ropes and then gives him a shoulder block to the mat. Malk then picks Greyson up and gives him a running power slam to the mat before going for the early pin. 1...2... kick out by Greyson. Malk stands Greyson up, whips him off the ropes and Greyson ducks a clothesline and then gives Malk a headbutt followed by a knee to the gut and then gives him a tilt a whirl suplex to the mat. Greyson then rolls himself out of the ring to the floor and then reaches under the ring apron, pulling out a table which he then slides into the ring. Greyson slips back into the ring and then starts setting up the chair while Malk gets to his feet. Greyson grabs Malk by the hair and gives him a wild right, but Malk answers with a kick to the gut. Malk then picks Greyson up and places him on the table before adjusting its position inside the ring. Malk then goes to the ropes and makes his way to the top. He goes for a flying elbow smash on Greyson from there, but Blaze rolls off the table and Malk simply goes through it himself. Blaze then tries for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Malk.

Ricky Simms - Malk nearly eliminated himself there.

Henry Lesher - That's how bad he is.

Greyson pulls Malk to his feet and then whips him through the ropes and out to the floor. Greyson then waits for Malk to stand before launching himself through the ropes and out onto Malk with a flying cross body. Greyson then stands Malk up and goes for the whip into the steel corner post, but Malk stops that and instead sends Greyson shoulder first into the steel. Malk then chop blocks Greyson to the floor and then applies an ankle lock submission hold. Malk tells Greyson to give up while Greyson shakes his head and refuses to do so. Greyson rolls himself over and kicks Malk away with his free foot.  Greyson then scrambles under the ring and away from Malk. Malk then raises the ring apron and starts under after Greyson.

Ricky Simms - Both men are under the ring.

Henry Lesher - They're much better wrestlers if you can't see them.

Greyson emerges from under the ring first and with a chair in hand. Malk then scrambles out only to take a chair shot to the face from Greyson. Greyson then slams the chair over the back of Malk. Greyson then throws the chair down on the floor and indicates to the crowd that he is going to put Malk through it. He headlocks Malk and sets for a DDT only to take a backdrop to the floor from Malk. Malk then staggers forward and grabs the steel chair with both hands. Malk swings the chair and connects with the side of Greyson's head, sending him back to the floor. Malk tosses the chair aside and falls to one knee, clearly not totally with it at this point. He pulls his hair back and we see he is bleeding from the forehead. A shot of Greyson's face shows his forehead has been busted open as well.

Ricky Simms - Both men are wearing the crimson mask, so to speak.

Henry Lesher - Well, at least they bloodied one another. That almost makes his worth watching.

Greyson uses the chair as a prop to slowly get back to his feet. Greyson then readies to swing the chair again. Malk blocks the blow with one hand and then gives Greyson a low blow. Greyson doubles over in pain and looks to go back under the ring. Malk grabs Greyson's feet with both hands and drags him out from under the apron. Malk then stands Greyson up and whips him shoulder first into the steel ring steps. Malk then staggers over to the steps and picks them up. Greyson then low blows Malk, causing the steps to fall from his hands and Malk drops to his knees. Greyson then goes over to the steps and picks them up. Greyson picks the steps up over his head, but they fall from his hands due to his strength being weakened at this point.

Ricky Simms - Both men are wearing down from this extremely physical match.

Henry Lesher - I must say, it is odd that these two are in the same stable and they are beating the hell out of each other like this. This will probably cause some tension at their Christmas party.

Greyson then pulls himself into the ring. Malk slowly gets to his feet and we see Scavenger rushing down the ramp with a wooden chair in his hand. He points to a fan in the front row and screams "Pikachu!" at them and causes them to flee. Malk turns his attention to Scavenger as he chases a young fan through the crowd. Greyson uses this as a chance to slip out of the ring and again pick up the ring steps. He then charges and drills them into the forehead of Malk, sending him to the floor. Greyson then drops the steps onto Malk and then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Greyson wins and retains the title!

Ricky Simms - Scavenger just chased a kid off, saying it was Pikachu?

Henry Lesher - Well, now that the furry rat has attacked Tommy, no one can feel safe.

Ricky Simms - A kid can't be Pikachu.

Backstage we see a very concerned looking Wyatt Gibson with Joe Davidson.

Joe Davidson - You wanted to comment on what we just saw?

Wyatt Gibson - Okay, I have been investigating this entire Pikachu thing and I want it to end. Next week, Malk will tag with Tommy Purr and Greyson Blaze to face Pikachu, Scavenger and Gary Barber. You see, I believe either Scavenger or Gary Barber is Pikachu, so that leaves them in a handicap match.

Joe Davidson - Scav and Barber aren't exactly friends.

Wyatt Gibson - I have to smoke out who is behind this, Joe. This is the perfect way to do it. Tommy and his gang don't deserve this kind of treatment week after week and it's unforgivable at a pay per view. It is my belief that Scavenger wanted to cost Malk the Hardcore Title tonight since he could not win it himself.

Joe Davidson - Isn't that a stretch?

Wyatt Gibson - It may look that way, but you need to look below the surface here, Joe.

Joe Davidson - I see.

Wyatt Gibson - No, you don't see, but you will.

Joe Davidson - You realize that if you're wrong, you're booking a dude in a Pikachu suit to a match right?

Wyatt Gibson - .... Well.... I'm not wrong.

Joe Davidson - Makes for an interesting main event. Anything to say about King of Philadelphia as you planned to before this took place?

Wyatt Gibson - Oh, yes, King of Philadelphia will now be a joint production of the CWA and ESW.

Joe Davidson - But ESW is out of business.

Wyatt Gibson - Apparently something big will be announced next week regarding ESW's status. Shannon knows more on this than I do.

Joe Davidson - Should be fascinating.

Wyatt Gibson - That's another reason this Pikachu thing has to be cleared up.

Gary Barber vs. The Moose

"Where Eagles Dare" by The Misfits plays as The Moose makes his way onto the ramp. He gets a loud ovation from the crowd and then makes his way down the ramp to ringside before he pulls himself onto the ring apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. He talks to the referee as his music fades and then we hear "Dark Horse" by Converge and Gary Barber steps out onto the stage with manager Rebella DeCesare to the boos of the crowd. He smirks at the camera and then makes his way down the ramp to ringside where he hands his title belt off to the timekeeper. Barber then pulls himself onto the ring apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring which allows the referee to call for the bell. Barber locks up with Moose and they push and shove each other backwards. Barber then kicks Moose in the gut. Moose answers with a series of forearm smashes to the jaw and then gives Barber a drop toe hold into an STF. barber quickly grabs the rope to force the break and then pulls himself out to the floor for an early break.

Ricky Simms - Quick start to this one and Barber already needs a breather.

Henry Lesher - Barber is a smart wrestler. He'll regroup and take this over.

Barber pulls himself onto the ring apron and has a few words with Rebella before he steps through the ropes into the ring. Barber again moves in for a lock up with Moose, but Moose instead gives him a headbutt and then picks him up into a fireman's carry followed by a slam to the mat. Moose then knee drops Barber to the forehead, then stands him up and whips him into the corner buckle before giving him a series of shoulder blocks. Moose then scales the ropes and rains down punches to the head on Barber while the fans count the shots. Moose reaches ten and drops to the mat where Barber then kicks him in the chest. Barber then climbs to the second rope and then lands a double axe handle smash to the back on Moose from there before rolling the challenger into a small package pinfall attempt. 1...2... kick out by The Moose.

Ricky Simms - Barber tries to end this early, probably wishful thinking on his part.

Henry Lesher - Well, he is that good Rick.

Barber stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a dropkick to the mat. Barber then gets to his feet before giving The Moose a leg drop across the chest and he again goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by The Moose. Barber then stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and backdrops him to the mat. Barber then goes to the rope and quickly makes his way to the top. He leaps off and misses with a flying knee drop as Moose rolls out of the way. Moose then uses the ropes to get to his feet and then he gives Barber a series of kicks to the ribs. Moose then applies a sleeper hold on Barber. Barber refuses to submit when asked by the referee. Barber reaches out for the ropes while Moose tries to strengthen the hold.

Ricky Simms - Moose is trying to wear the champ down here.

Henry Lesher - Well, he might be the only one currently in the CWA who could.

Barber reaches back and lands a series of elbows to the gut on Moose and then gives him a thumb to the eye which allows him to break the hold. Barber then whips Moose off the ropes and then backdrops him over the top rope and out to the floor. Barber then drops and rolls himself out to the floor and starts exchanging punches with The Moose. Barber then slams The Moose's head into the steel guard railing. Barber then whips Moose into the guard railing before he then rolls Moose back into the ring. Barber then rolls himself in and then he goes for the pin on Moose. 1...2... kick out by Moose. Barber then stands Moose up, whips him into the corner buckle and then charges into a big boot to the chest from Moose. Moose then climbs to the second rope and then lands a double axe handle smash to the back of Barber from there and then gives him backslide into a pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Gary Barber.

Ricky Simms - Moose was so close to becoming the champ there.

Henry Lesher - Close means nothing, Rick. We have been over this.

Moose stands Barber up, whips him off the ropes and then both men clothesline each other to the mat. The referee starts counting both men down. The fans start a chant for The Moose. Moose gets to his hands and knees on the four count and then he starts trading punches with Barber. Moose then grabs Barber around the throat and stands him up. Moose the goes for a choke slam, but Barber kicks Moose in the gut and then picks him up before giving him a shoulderbreaker and then Barber hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Moose. Barber shakes his head as he stands Moose up. Moose knees Barber in the gut, picks him up and then gives him a Moosedriver. The fans cheer wildly as Moose then goes for the pin. 1...2... Barber rolls a shoulder out.

Ricky Simms - Barber kicked out of the Moosedriver!

Henry Lesher - Yeah, we all saw that, Rick. Nothing gets by you.

Moose stands Barber up, then Barber kicks Moose in the gut before he then gives him the Eye of Infinity. Barber then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Moose and the fans cheer. Barber slowly gets to his feet as we see Rebella panicked at ringside, shouting at Barber to finish it. Barber stands Moose up and then gives him a second Eye of Infinity before he again goes for the pin. 1...2... Moose rolls a shoulder out. Barber slaps the mat and has some unkind words for the referee. Barber leans against the ropes, trying to catch his breath ad regroup to put Moose away here. He stands Moose up, but Moose knees Barber in the gut, picks him up and lands a second Moosedriver on him. Moose then hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2... Barber gets a foot on the bottom rope. Both men are then left, side by side in the ring and desperate to end this.

Ricky Simms - I don't know how either of these two are still going here.

Henry Lesher - I actually agree. It's an insane amount of punishment both men have taken. No rest holds in this one, all offense. I hope someone in the back is watching this.

Moose and Barber both use the ropes to get to their feet. Moose then goes for a clothesline, but Barber ducks that and then gives Moose a facebuster to the mat. Barber then comes off the ropes as Moose sits up and he lands the Lament Configuration before going for the pin. 1...2...3! Gary Barber wins the match and retains the world title. Barber rolls himself out to the floor and collapses there as Rebella brings him the title belt. The crowd applauds the effort shown in the match, though another chant for Moose has started.

Ricky Simms - Moose gave it all he had, but Gary Barber is still the champ.

Henry Lesher - Barber can pretty much retire the belt. No one can beat  him now.

Barber is helped to his feet by Rebella and they start to make their way up the ramp. Barber taps the belt with his hand and tells the camera this is for JC and the rest of the EVC.

Ricky Simms - Well, that ends tonight and you won't be seeing me next week as I am taking a needed vacation.

Henry Lesher - I get to announce by myself. Excellent.

Ricky Simms - Well, no, next week I will be replaced by Frank Merritt and... Hoshi Yakamoto.

Henry Lesher - Frank will snap her neck before the show starts.

We fade to black as Gary Barber stands on stage with his belt raised high.