November 25th, 2009

Backstage we see Kathy Smith with Missy. Kathy is looking a herself in the mirror.

Missy - Are you sure about this whole thing?

Kathy Smith - You aren't getting shy now, are you?

Missy - Well, it just seems seedy, Penthouse Network, wrestling matches with nude women and such. I don't know how this advances our careers really.

Kathy Smith - *smiles* The beauty of tonight is simple really. There will be a little bit of everything and, by being on this network, we don't have to worry about censorship. We are free to be whatever we want to be and I am taking this one opportunity to maybe cheese up  things a little before I set my sights on whoever stands as the singular Diva champ after tonight.

Missy - Babe, I hope this goes well.

Kathy Smith - Oh, it will go well. One of us will be the Shameless Champ tonight.

Kathy hugs Missy and then we hear "Space Lord" by Monster Magnet while we see images of Rose Lemieux, Bombshell, Kira Yakamoto, RC Pride, Ophelia, Kathy Smith, Missy, Health Care Crisis, Kaleigh Simms, Sabrina Davidson, and Athena before we head to ringside where Sammy Jo Johnson is with Crystal Braun.

Natural Blondes vs. Health Care Crisis

"Bad Medicine" by Die Mannequin plays as Rose Lemieux and Debbie Sutter make their way onto the stage, the crowd giving them a solid ovation. They make their way down the ramp towards the ring with Debbie telling Rose she should reconsider and allow someone else to step into this match tonight. Rose shakes her head, refusing to step aside in the chance to become the first Glamour Tag Champs tonight. Rose pulls herself onto the apron while Debbie slips under the bottom rope into the ring. Their music then fades and we hear "Peace Frogs" by The Doors and Martina and Selena Garcia come out onto the stage, led by The Surgeon, and they all hear loud boos from the crowd. Surgeon tells the camera that his girls are about to teach the dumb blondes a lesson in humility. They then make their way down the ramp while not taking their eyes off of the ring.

Sammy Jo Johnson - So begins the first ever all diva CWA event. This will decide the first tag champs for the ladies.

Crystal Braun - Well, at least one team is decent.

Martina pulls herself onto the ring apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. The referee calls for the bell as Debbie and Martina have words while their partners take their place in their respective corners. Debbie starts trading punches with Martina and then Martina gives Debbie a knee to the gut followed by a gutwrench suplex to the mat where she then applies a choke while her sister applauds her efforts. Martina releases the choke and stands Debbie up, then whips her into a neutral corner before charging into a clothesline from Debbie. Debbie then knee drops Martina to the forehead and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Martina. Debbie then stands Martina up and asks Rose if she is okay to enter the ring. Rose nods and reaches for the tag. Debbie tags Rose in, then the two of them give Martina a double tilt a whirl backbreaker and then Rose goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Martina. Rose stands Martina up, whips her off the ropes and both women clothesline each other to the mat. The referee then starts counting them both down.

Sammy Jo Johnson - Rose is going to be tested tonight.

Crystal Braun - Hey, it's not Health Care Crisis' fault that she isn't ready to wrestle.

On the four count, both Martina and Rose kip up to their feet. They start trading punches and Martina thumbs Rose in the eye before pulling her by the hair to her corner and tagging in Selena Garcia. Selena gives Rose a bulldog to the mat and then rolls her over for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Rose. Selena then stands Rose up, whips her off the ropes and dropkicks her down to the mat. Selena then goes to the ropes and makes her way to the top rope. She leaps off and lands a flying cross body press on Rose, sending her down to the mat. She then goes for the pin. 1...2... Rose rolls a shoulder out and Selena argues the speed of the count with the referee.

Sammy Jo Johnson - Selena thought that was it.

Crystal Braun - It;s only a matter of time with that soon to be crippled Rose inside the ring.

Selena stands Rose up, whips her into a neutral corner and then goes for a shoulder block, but Rose side steps it and then gives Selena a knee to the gut followed by a swinging neckbreaker to the mat. Rose then boot chokes Selena, using the rope for added leverage while the fans cheer. Rose releases the choke to avoid a disqualification and then she stands Selena up, whips her off the ropes and then lands a spinning heel kick to the chest on Selena. Rose then goes for a lionsault, but lands on raised knees to the chest from Selena. Selena then goes for the pin on Rose. 1...2... kick out by Rose. Selena stands Rose up, whips her off the ropes where Debbie makes the blind tag. Selena doesn't see it and then she gives Rose a knee to the gut followed by an inverted DDT to the mat. Selena then takes a flying chin kick from Debbie Sutter to the mat where Debbie goes for the pin. 1...2...3! The Natural Blondes get the win and are the Beauty Tag champs!

Sammy Jo Johnson - What a win for Debbie Sutter in her first match, a sneak tag that Selena never saw giving them the win.

Crystal Braun - If Selena never saw the tag, it didn't happen. This is what crooked referees do to our sport.

The camera goes backstage where we see the shapely legs of Mrs. Robinson as she struts down one of the corridors in the backstage area. Catherine arrives at her destination, the dressing room of The Rack Pack and firmly knocks on the door before clutching the handle of the door and opening it briskly with one fluid motion.

The camera follows Catherine inside and we see that only Kira Yakamoto and Bishop Spade are present in the room, preparing for the evening’s festivities.

Mrs. Robinson: Ladies, I have some breaking news about tonight’s event!

Kira Yakamoto: Did you finally get scheduled in a match tonight?

Mrs. Robinson: No. Not yet. However, I was informed as the group’s manager to let you know that one of our own has a huge match-up tonight that was added to the card last minute at the behest of Tommy Purr.

Kira Yakamoto: Oh, really? What kind of match?

Mrs. Robinson: Well … it seems that Tommy is eager to see what Bishop has to offer at this first-ever “Ladies Night” Pay-Per-View.

Bishop’s eyes widen and a smile breaks out across her face as she rises from her chair.

Bishop Spade: Tommy Purr wants to see ME in a match tonight?

Catherine nods and smiles.

Mrs. Robinson: Yes dear … and your opponent is none other than Tommyknocker Alumni … Moritica, the Mistress of Darkness.

Bishop’s excitement dissolves into a look of utter shock as Kira looks horrified.

Kira Yakamoto: Whoa, wait … there must be some sort of mistake! Morticia is batshit crazy …

Bishop looks to Kira.

Bishop Spade: That’s the vampire chick, right?

Kira Yakamoto: Yeah … and from what Yvonne has told me, she tends to live her gimmick to the brim. Catherine … you have to go to Tommy and tell him that Bishop can’t wrestle Morticia … at least not yet …

Catherine shrugs.

Mrs. Robinson: I wish I could darlings … but the order came from Tommy … and it was approved by both Shannon and Yvonne. My hands are tied.

Catherine exit’s the picture and Bishop nods while looking toward a worried Kira.

Bishop Spade: It’s all good … it’s just Morticia … a chick who thinks she’s a vampire; I mean … how hard could it be to fight her?

Kira cracks a nervous smile as Catherine re-enters the frame.

Mrs. Robinson: Did I also mention that in honor of the name “Scorched Earth,” your match with Morticia is the first-ever Glamour Girl “Hunka, Hunka, Burnin’ Love” Match?

Bishop Spade: I beg your pardon?

Mrs. Robinson: In other words darling, you and Morticia will be wrestling … in an Inferno Match.

Bishop’s face falls as Catherine leaves the frame once more. Kira looks to Bishop once more and nods.

Kira Yakamoto: Oh suuuure … how hard could it be?

Kira Yakamoto vs. Kaleigh Simms

“Bad Medicine” by Die Mannequin plays as Kaleigh Simms walks out onto the ramp. She looks around briefly before proceeding down to the ring. Her face a picture of focus and no-nonsense.

Sammy Jo Johnson - Kaleigh is focused on taking out Kira Yakamoto after harming her friend and tag partner, Rose Lemieux.

Crystal Braun - Have you never seen Kira Yakamoto? I don’t blame Kaleigh for wanting to cave her face in.

Kaleigh rolls into the ring as “Baby, Baby, Baby” by Endeverafter plays and Kira leaps out to a loud roar from the crowd. Kira sprints to the ring and leaps up onto the apron before stepping into the ring. The bell ring as Kaleigh steps forward talking smack to Kira.

Sammy Jo Johnson - Very fierce show here by Kaleigh.

Crystal Braun - Just smack the taste out of her mouth, Kaleigh.

Kira does that exact thing and Kaleigh recoils in shock before unleashing in a fierce clothesline. Kaleigh then lifts Kira to her feet and whips her to the ropes. Kaleigh drops down for a back body drop. Kira evades it by sliding between Kaleigh’s leg, leaps up and then chops Kaleigh in the back.

Sammy Jo Johnson - Nice display of speed there by Kira Yakamoto.

Crystal Braun - This match still isn’t going fast enough.

Kaleigh straightens up and kicks Kira in the stomach. Kira gets a DDT to the mat and Kaleigh goes for a pin 1...2...Kira kicks out. Kaleigh lifts Kira up slams her back to the ground before elbow dropping Kira and going for another pin. 1...2...Kira kicks out again. Kaleigh goes to pick Kira up once more but is knocked down as a downed Kira springs her leg up hitting Kaleigh in the head. Kira then kips up and poses for the crowd.

Sammy Jo Johnson - Impressive show from Kira Yakamoto.

Crystal Braun - Nothing about this show is impressive.

Kira whips Kaleigh into the corner. Kira rushes across the ring and performs a handspring elbow. Kaleigh moves at the last second causing Kira to hit the turnbuckle hard. Kira grabs at her elbow and looks to be in an incredible amount of pain.

Crystal Braun - That should teach that dumb slut.

Kaleigh rolls Kira into a schoolboy pin. 1...2...Kira kicks out again. Kira then wraps her legs around Kelly’s neck and pushes herself upwards with the ropes until she’s hanging vertically between Kaleigh and the ropes before executing an amazing hurricaranna. Kaleigh lands in the centre of the ring as Kira goes for a cover. 1...2... Kaleigh gets the shoulder up.

Sammy Jo Johnson - Both ladies showing exceptional talent in this match.

Kira pulls Kaleigh to her feet slowly, favoring that damaged elbow. Kaleigh manages to to take the opportunity to wrap her arms around Kira in a bear hug. Despite the pain, Kira does the same thing as the two squeeze the breath out of each other. Eventually, the two both reach their knees before collapsing in the ring. Referee Casey Braun administers a ten count.

Crystal Braun - I suppose the best we can hope for is for these two bimbos to both lose. Typical.

Kira begins to stir at the count of seven and sits up before slowly rolling over to pin Kaleigh. 1...2... Kaleigh rolls the shoulder as Kira puts her face in her hands in frustration.

Sammy Jo Johnson - Kira and Kaleigh clearly giving it their all in this contest.

Crystal Braun - And it’s still not good enough.

Kira lifts Kaleigh back up again and whips her off the ropes. Kira prepares to give Kaleigh a back body drop but Kaleigh reverses it into a sunset flip. Kira wobbles but remains on her feet while she’s beginning to lose her balance. Kaleigh’s clawing away at Kira legs trying to pull her down, but the only thing being pulled down is Kira’s skirt. Cheers and whistles are heard as Kira accidentally moons with her bare backside the audience.

Crystal Braun - Oh god! Get the flabby thing back where it belongs!

Kira regains her balance before slamming her body down onto Kaleigh’s chest. Kaleigh squirms and struggles and Kira grabs Kaleigh’s legs into a pin. 1...2...3! Kira Yakamoto smiles as she picks up the victory. Making sure to pull up the rear end of her skirt, she blushes before standing up.

Sammy Jo Johnson: A well-earned victory there for Kira Yakamoto.

Crystal Braun: I didn’t see a victory. I was temporarily blinded that while buttery ass was on show.

A disappointed Kaleigh shakes her head before she sees Kira offering out her hand. Kaleigh looks suspicious but eventually decides to accept Kira’s hand as she’s lifted up the two then embrace celebrating Kira’s victory.

Mrs. Robinson is seen backstage once more as she walks toward her own private dressing room. Opening the door, Catherine finds that the lights have been turned off. Flicking on the switch, Catherine is caught off guard when she discovers none other than Sumiko Watanabe seated at her vanity, her legs crossed over one another.

Mrs. Robinson: Bloody hell, Sumiko … break an entering much?

Sumiko Watanabe: Oh, what Catherine … no kiss or hug?

Mrs. Robinson: I would rather hug a landmine. What are you doing here anyway?

Sumiko Watanabe: The same thing you’re doing here … waiting to be booked in a match.

Mrs. Robinson: The last time I checked, you weren’t contracted to this company.

Sumiko Watanabe: And the last time I checked, you were still trying to come off as a passable wrestler.

Mrs. Robinson: What do you want? Answer me before I have security escort you from the building.

Sumiko gives Catherine a look of disdain before rising from her seat in front of the vanity and slowly approaching Catherine.

Sumiko Watanabe: From what I understand, you’re not only acting as den mother to my son and his little friends, but you’re also acting as the matriarch of The Rack Pack.

Mrs. Robinson: I guess you could call it that.

Sumiko Watanabe: A lot of the so-called women around her look up to you … why? I have no idea. Personally, it’s hard to find respect for someone who knowingly acknowledges that she slept her way to the top. Personally, these women need to see a true female legend at work in the ring … not the women you people pass off as legendary. Not Myst … not Kathy Smith … certainly not you … not psychotic women or women who have sold their bodies to get where they are. I’m available tonight … you’re available tonight … which is odd for a Saturday evening. What do you suggest we do about this?

Mrs. Robinson: Why don’t we put your supposed skills to the test?

Sumiko Watanabe: I’m happy that you’re such a beautiful woman … because it’s obvious you lack brains for challenging me … since you’re at a distinct disadvantage, I will allow you to pick the match stipulation.

Catherine brings her hand to her chin and thinks about it for a moment before replying.

Mrs. Robinson: You and I … legends of female wrestling … in the first-ever “Bloody Hell” Match … the first woman to draw first blood, wins.

Sumiko smirks and surveys the mistress of her ex-husband from head-to-toe.

Sumiko Watanabe: I’ll be looking forward to it. As I said before … thank God you’re pretty.

Sumiko walks off as Catherine is left watching after her with a scowl on her face.

Morticia with Abel vs. Bishop Spade

Kosmic Kitty: The following match is the FIRST-EVER Glamour Girl “Hunka, Hunka, Burnin’ Love” Inferno Match!!!

The crowd cheers loudly as this match was added last-minute to the card. Kitty goes over the rules for the match-up as ring technicians finish prepping the ring for the match-up.

Kosmic Kitty: The rules of the match are as follows … a winner will be decided when - and only when - the loser has been lit on fire or caught aflame. Introducing fir-

“Living Dead Girl” performed by Rob Zombie cuts off Kitty’s introductions and the match already seems to be underway as the vampiress Morticia drags Bishop out from backstage by her hair! Morticia bares her resin fangs as she pulls Bishop to the ring, dragging her up the stairs and whipping her by the hair over the middle-rope and into the ring. Bishops scoots back across the mat to get away from Morticia as the gothic Glamour Girl bares her fangs again and slithers into the ring, crawling along the mat as if she’s hunting the frightened Bishop. The crowd cheers as they can see up Morticia’s skirt and catch a glimpse of her panties. Mary Sanderson turns up the flame on the rods on top of the ring apron and the flames begin shooting up and into the air.

Sammy Jo Johnson: Bishop is in for quite a fight right here as she squares off against the vampiric temptress Morticia.

Crystal Braun: Thanks to “Twilight,” we have to watch all this vampire garbage on the television; now it’s starting to find its way to our ring. Wonderful. Hopefully both of them get caught on fire.

Morticia lunges for Bishop, but Bishop kicks her in the face and then scurries to her feet. Morticia stands up and swings at Bishop. Bishop catches her arm and whips Morticia to the ground with a Fireman’s Carry. Both women back on their feet. Collar-elbow tie-up, and Morticia pushes Bishop backward toward the ropes and by the flames. Bishop tries to push back and succeeds, sending Morticia sprawling onto her back. Morticia back up and Bishop goes for a Lou Thesz Press but Morticia catches her and nails a Spinebuster, sending the flames shooting up higher into the air.

Sammy Jo Johnson: Beautiful reversal by Morticia. Bishop is seeming a bit unnerved by Morticia’s appearance.

Crystal Braun: From what I understand, Henry Lesher is unnerved by all of your appearances … hence why I’m being punished by having to sit here.

Sammy Jo Johnson: You know, you could always leave. Chances are I’d be better off by myself.

Crystal Braun: Ha, and miss the chance to see someone roll around in flames. Fat chance.

Morticia grabs Bishop by the hair and pulls her to her feet. Morticia whips Bishop into the ropes. On the rebound, Morticia goes for a Back Body Drop, but Bishop reverses it into a Sunset Flip Bomb. Bishop stands up, grabs Morticia’s legs and slingshots her across the ring. Morticia nearly touches the flames and scurries away. Morticia gets to her feet and turns around. Bishop runs full speed at Morticia, leaps into the air and grabs Morticia by the hair and faceplants her onto the canvas with a Running Facecrusher. Bishop brings Morticia to her feet and whips her into the corner. Morticia stops herself with one foot on the middle turnbuckle and nails Bishop in the face with a back elbow. Bishop stumbles and Morticia charges, leaping up onto Bishop’s shoulders in a Victory Roll, but instead of rolling through with a pin, Morticia rolls through for an attempted DDT but Bishop thrusts her into the air and tosses her off, causing Morticia to land on her stomach.

Sammy Jo Johnson: Bishop obviously learning a few tricks about reversals from her mentors, she’s managed to thwart the majority of Morticia’s attacks.

Crystal Braun: If Bishop were Anarchy-trained, she wouldn’t need to know how to reverse offensive attacks … instead, her opponents would always be on the defensive.

Sammy Jo Johnson: Not that you’re biased or anything.

Bishop grabs Morticia by the hair and lifts her up off the canvas before slamming her down onto her back once more. Bishop goes to pull up Morticia, but the vampiress lifts her foot and stretches, kicking Bishop in the face. Morticia gets back to her feet and floors Bishop with a Spinning Clothesline. Bishop clutches her throat. Morticia lifts her back onto her feet and applies a Full Nelson and then sends Bishop face planting into the canvas. Morticia grabs Bishop and brings her to her feet. Bishop hits Morticia in the stomach with an elbow and whips her into the corner. Bishop sprints at her in the corner, but Morticia lifts a boot and Bishop runs into it face-first. Bishop clutches her face and Morticia props herself onto the turnbuckle, grabbing Bishop by the hair and into a Hangman’s Choke! Bishop kicks the air as Morticia pulls back and smiles, her fangs showing.

Sammy Jo Johnson: Morticia cutting off Bishop’s air supply, and it’s almost as if she’s getting some sick joy out of watching Bishop squirm here!

Crystal Braun: Hmmm … maybe she’d fit in nicely with Anarchy, Inc. … maybe … although being Tommy Purr-trained doesn’t help her cause.

Bishop grabs onto Morticia’s arms and pulls down, sending Morticia’s jaw cracking into the back of Bishop’s head. Morticia is dazed as Bishop nails her with a back elbow and a second and a third, before Morticia finally lets go.

Sammy Jo Johnson: Bishop is finally free from Morticia’s grasp!

Crystal Braun: Wake me when someone’s on fire.

Bishop nails the dazed Morticia in the face with a palm slap, then a closed fist, and then Bishop bounces off the bottom-rope and hits Morticia square in the mouth with a kick that sends the vampire goddess off the turnbuckle. Unfortunately, Morticia’s legs get wrapped up on the top-rope and Morticia dangles over the flames.

Sammy Jo Johnson: Morticia’s hanging dangerously close to the flames!

Crystal Braun: Fire! Fire! Fire!

Morticia screams out as the flames flicker against her lace gloves until they catch her arm on fire! Morticia flails about while hanging from the top-rope as the bell rings and Mary turns the flames off. EMT’s at ringside rush over to Morticia’s side of the ring and put her out with their fire extinguishers as Bishop looks at her handiwork with wide eyes.

Kosmic Kitty: Your winner by match stipulation … Bishop Spade!!!!!

The EMT’s and Mary help pull a shaken up Morticia from the ropes as Bishop raises her hands in the middle of the ring in reaction to the positive ovation from the crowd.

Sammy Jo Johnson: What a great match-up … some nice counter-wrestling from Bishop as well as some improvisation.

Crystal Braun: Are you kidding me!? She didn’t even set Morticia on fire … that happened by complete accident. Perhaps this passes for a “killer instinct” in the CWA, but in Anarchy, Inc. This wouldn’t sit well with Vesuvius.

Vesuvius is seen in the locker room area with Athena.

Vesuvius - You sure about this?

Athena - I have been training for months for tonight. This event is all about divas and I am the real leader. Tonight I will prove it.

Vesuvius - You're the one representative of Anarchy in this match. I was very disappointed in Health Care Crisis earlier tonight and I do not like being disappointed.

Athena - I understand and I will not let you down.

Vesuvius - They assured me of the same thing.

Athena - They aren't me, baby.

Athena kisses Vesuvius on the cheek.

Vesuvius - As long as you're certain of this.

Athena - I couldn't be more certain.

She walks off and Vesuvius watches her go without another word said.

Sumiko Watanabe vs. Mrs. Robinson

Kosmic Kitty: The following match-up is the first-ever Glamour Girl “Bloody Hell” Match where the only way to win is to draw first blood by any means necessary!

The crowd cheers as Crystal Braun is seen clapping at ringside.

Sammy Jo Johnson: Seriously, is that necessary?

Crystal Braun: It’s the little things like this that make me stay in this business. Blood, violence … anarchy …

Sammy Jo Johnson: Dear Lord …

“Big Time” performed by The Soundtrack of Our Lives begins to play as Sumiko Watanabe is escorted out to the ring on her throne, carried by four massive male “servants.” Sumiko is made up in customary Geisha attire as she is brought to the ring apron and she steps off of her throne and into the ring much to the chagrin of the fans.

Kosmic Kitty: Hailing from Okinawa, Japan … the legendary Sumiko “the Geisha” Watanabe.

Sumiko begins unwrapping her kimono, revealing her jade green ring attire as her music cuts out and is replaced with Busted’s cover of “Mrs. Robinson.” The crowd is on their feet with whistles and cheers as Mrs. Robinson makes her way out to the stage blowing kisses and posing.

Kosmic Kitty: Originally from Manchester, England … please welcome “the Head Bitch in Charge” Mrs. Robinson!!

Mrs. Robinson makes her way down to the ring, spotting a small and younger male fan in the audience, she approaches him and gives him a kiss on the cheek telling the camera she likes them young. Catherine climbs the ring steps and steps into the ring, where she receives an Axe Handle Smash to the back from her ex-husband’s first wife.

Sammy Jo Johnson: Sumiko waiting no time in assaulting the CWA’s resident cougar.

Crystal Braun: Please, when your Catherine’s age it’s almost pedophilia!

Sammy Jo Johnson: Sumiko and Catherine have a long rivalry with one another, mainly outside of the ring involving their mutual ex-husband, Tommy Purr’s father Jonathan Starsmore. I think that trio may have more drama than the Skanes’ Dynasty.

Crystal Braun: Doubtful, with the Skanes’ you had lesbianism AND identity-stealing evil twins. The Skanes’ remain as the first family of dysfunction.

Sumiko pulls Catherine to her feet and whips her off of the ropes. Catherine nails Sumiko with a Crossbody and then stands up and begins stomping on Sumiko with her plat formed heeled boots. The crowd cheers on Catherine as she drags Sumiko to the bottom ropes and begins choking her with her foot, pressing Sumiko’s throat down on the bottom-rope. Referee Sarah Darling threatens to count out Catherine until Catherine snaps at her.

Mrs. Robinson: This is a First Blood Match you bloody moron!!!

Sarah backs off, but the distraction pays off for Sumiko as she scoops up Catherine from behind and floors her with a German Suplex. Sumiko hangs on and hits another German Suplex. Finally, a third. Catherine is reeling as Sumiko grabs onto Catherine’s legs and twirls her around the ring for several moments with a Big Swing. Sumiko goes to the top-rope and begins climbing. Catherine gets to her feet and rushes Sumiko, bringing her down to the mat with a Powerbomb out of the corner. The crowd is loving this as Catherine curses at Sumiko viciously. Sumiko rolls over onto her stomach and tries to get up, but Catherine kicks her in the face, which causes Sumiko to spasm in pain. Sarah checks for blood, but sees nothing.

Sammy Jo Johnson: This crowd is thoroughly behind Catherine in this match.

Crystal Braun: I’m sure the majority of them HAVE been behind her in the past.

Catherine pushes Sumiko into the turnbuckle and gives her a boot choke, much to the delight of the men in the audience. Sumiko kicks at Catherine’s other foot, sending Catherine into the splits position on the canvas. Sumiko then hit’s a Dropkick to Catherine’s face, sending her sprawling on her back. Sumiko climbs the turnbuckle again and hits Catherine with a Slingshot Splash out of the corner. Sumiko stands up and begins removing the padding off of the top turnbuckle, exposing the steel behind it. Sumiko turns back to Catherine and gets a punch to the stomach, followed by another. Catherine then lifts up Sumiko for Seduce & Destroy (TKO). Catherine spins her around, but Sumiko reverses the move into a Spinning DDT! Catherine is seemingly out of it.

Sammy Jo Johnson: Catherine’s finisher was reversed into a beautiful DDT, and it seems that this legendary manager may be in way over her head going against a qualified wrestling legend.

Crystal Braun: Do you think if I asked nicely that Sumiko would teach her son how to wrestle and WIN?

Sammy Jo Johnson: It’s documented that mother and son aren’t on the best of terms, mostly due to Catherine’s influence over her former stepson. Surely Catherine can pull out the victory, having beaten credible women in the past like Hoshi Yakamoto …

Crystal Braun: Who HASN’T beaten Hoshi Yakamoto? Honestly, the woman lives for failure.

Sumiko pulls Catherine up to her feet with a Vertical Suplex and drops her. Sumiko then mounts Catherine and begins punching her in the face excessively as Sarah pleads with her to stop. Sarah threatens to disqualify Sumiko, but Sumiko also snaps at her in Japanese.

Sammy Jo Johnson: What did she just say?

Crystal Braun: It’s Sarah Darling … chances are someone was calling her a pea-brain.

Sarah yells back at Sumiko.

Sarah Darling: Whatever you just said, I resent it you ching-chong ho!

Sumiko dismounts Catherine and gets into Sarah’s face, screaming at her in Japanese some more. Catherine rolls to her feet and Sumiko turns around. Catherine goes for a Bitch Kick, but Sumiko catches her foot and wraps her into a Capture Suplex, slamming her down to the mat. Sumiko glares at Sarah and then walks over to the exposed turnbuckle, preparing to take to the skies. Just as she places her feet on the top-ropes, Catherine rushes from behind and yanks her feet right out from underneath her. Sumiko lands on the mat, but her face comes into contact with the exposed turnbuckle! Sumiko falls to the mat and Sarah looks for blood. Sarah screams in disgust and calls for the bell as we see Sumiko spitting out one of her teeth, her mouth gushing with blood.

*Ding, ding!!!*

Kosmic Kitty: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match by way of first blood … Mrs. Robinson!!!!!!!

“Mrs. Robinson” begins to play again as EMT’s emerge onto the seen to check on the shocked and shrieking Sumiko. Catherine poses for the crowd as Sarah raises her arm. Catherine then notices Sumiko’s broken tooth on the mat and picks it up, pointing to it and smiling.

Sammy Jo Johnson: Catherine improvising and using Sumiko’s exposed turnbuckle to her advantage.

Crystal Braun: Is that all these women in this company are good for? Getting lucky?

There is a pause.

Crystal Braun: Oh, there’s a double-meaning there that I didn’t even intend to include, but I guess it fits.

Sammy Jo Johnson: Say what you will, but Sumiko wanted a fight and figured she had the match in the bag, but Catherine used her ring knowledge as a manager to her advantage … proving brains really do overpower brawn.

Crystal Braun: Too bad most of Catherine’s brains are in her chest.

Scavenger is seen walking into a locker room marked as belonging to his wife. Instead, he finds Rose Lemieux there wrapped in a towel and fresh from the shower.

Rose Lemieux - Pardon me?

Scavenger - This is my wife's locker room.

Rose Lemieux - There isn't any hot water in ours, so I borrowed her shower. Leave please.

Scavenger - I am going to get her out of this silly Shameless Title match tonight. I need to talk to her.

Rose Lemieux - I guess you're too late then. She is planning to be in that match and it's supposed to be next.

Scavenger - No, I was told I would be notified.

Rose Lemieux - By who?

Scavenger - Ray Dees.

Rose Lemieux - You expect Ray to help you stop a naked wrestling match? The guy who stalked me for months. You think he'll help you put a stop to this... seriously.

Scavenger - Dammit to hell.

Rose Lemieux- I hate to call you out on that, but not smart, Scav.

He storms off and Rose shakes her head while we head to the ring.

Lauren Strong vs. Lydia Parizi

"mOBSCENE" by Marilyn Manson plays as Lydia Parizi comes out onto the stage where the crowd greets her with cheers. She blows a kiss to the camera and then she starts down the ramp. She stops at ringside and then winks at a fan in the front row before sh pulls herself onto the apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. Her music fades and then we hear "Straight" by Veruca Salt and we see Lauren Strong comes out onto the stage where she also gets loud cheers and catcalls from the crowd. She then runs down the ramp to ringside, slips under the bottom rope into the ring and then she jumps to her feet while the referee calls for the bell.

Sammy Jo Johnson - Pretty simple rule here, the first diva to strip the other of their clothing as the show earns the NC-17 rating in this one. Both women are wearing blue jeans, black T-shirts and the usual underneath that, of course.

Crystal Braun - This match is a mockery to women's wrestling.

Sammy Jo Johnson - Anarchy have a diva in the 12 Divas of Christmas gauntlet later, so what's that then?

Crystal Braun - Athena gets to humiliate eleven other women. It's justice.

Lydia shakes hands with Lauren and then they lock up. Lauren knees Lydia in the gut and then gives her a series of forearm smashes to the head before she then whips Lydia into the corner and then gives her a shoulder block in the corner buckle. Lauren then whips Lydia to the opposite corner and then goes for a shoulder block on her again, but Lydia side steps that and then gives Lauren a German suplex to the mat. Lydia then boot chokes Lauren while the referee looks on. Lydia releases the choke, stands Lauren up and takes an eye gouge from Lauren who then kicks Lydia in the chest, sending her down to the mat. Lauren then lands a leg drop across the throat on Lydia while the fans cheer.

Sammy Jo Johnson - I am surprised at the amount of actual wrestling and fight between these two as they have been friends for months now.

Crystal Braun - I like that, even if I am not a fan of either of these women.

Lauren stands Lydia up and throws her into the corner buckle and then gives her a clothesline there. Lauren then tears off Lydia's T-shirt and then starts to strangle her with it. Lauren then uses the T-shirt to pick Lydia up by the throat and then slams her to the mat. Lauren tosses the shirt away and then stands Lydia up, whips her off the ropes and misses with a clothesline as Lydia ducks it. Lydia then chop blocks Lauren to the mat and then applies an ankle lock submission hold on Lauren. Lauren is seen tapping out even though there are no submissions in this match. Lauren pulls herself up from the mat and then kicks Lydia away with her free foot before she scrambles out of the ring to the floor for a break.

Sammy Jo Johnson - Again, a lot of fight in this one which is a little odd.

Crystal Braun - These women both want a title. Why is it odd that they are willing to fight for it? Lydia is a woman raised in violence and Lauren has been married to Scavenger for some time now. They know what they need to do here. I doubt either of them have the ability, but someone has to win this.

Lydia drops and rolls herself out to the floor where Lauren greets her with a thumb to the eye. Lauren then slams Lydia's face into the steel ring steps before she rolls her back into the ring. Lauren then rolls herself into the ring and then puts the boots to Lydia. We then see Chastity stepping out onto the stage and making her way down the ramp with an evil grin on her face. The crowd gives her a rather mixed reaction. She stops at ringside and draws brass knuckles from the pocket of her jeans.

Sammy Jo Johnson - What the hell is she doing out here?

Crystal Braun - She is a former champ herself. She will show these women how it's done.

Chastity slips into the ring with the brass knuckles on and a surprised Lauren turns to see her. Lauren steps back and raises her hands towards Chastity. Chastity tells Lauren this is just too much, that she has got too much attention in the CWA and that the divas are her division. She tells Lauren to go home and be a cook, a wife and a mother, to stay out of the ring. Chastity lunges with the brass knuckles, but Lauren dodges that only to be tripped to the mat by Lydia. Lydia places Lauren in a full Nelson and stands her in front of Chastity, which draws boos from the crowd.

Sammy Jo Johnson - Lydia was in on this!

Crystal Braun - You can't trust a mob daughter, who can you trust?

Chastity takes a step towards Lauren while referee Andie Hawkins tries to step in between. Chastity nearly drills Andie with the brass knuckles and tells her to back off. Andie shoves Chastity instead and orders her out of the ring. Chastity then takes a step towards the referee while Lauren struggles to get herself free. The crowd then cheers as Scavenger rushes down the ramp with Jen Hawkins in tow. Scavenger hands the chair to Jen at ringside and she slides into the rng and drills Chastity over the top of the head with the chair and then Lauren drops out of the full Nelson before she takes the chair from Jen. Lauren then drills Lydia in the gut and then drops the chair to the mat before giving Lydia a DDT onto it. Lauren then rolls Lydia over and strips off her jeans and underwear at the same time before peeling off her bra which allows the referee to call for the bell while the fans snap pictures at a blinding pace, flashes everywhere even from levels where they will do no good at all.

Sammy Jo Johnson - Lauren is your Shameless champ!

Crystal Braun - Well, she was lucky.

Lauren and Jen talk and shake hands. Lauren then puts the boots to Chastity and then she dives at her. Lauren proceeds to strip the clothes off of Chastity and leaves her lying completely naked inside the ring as well. Lauren then pics up the chair and apologizes to it. She rolls herself out of the ring and embraces her husband before she grabs the microphone from ring announcer Kosmic Kitty.

Lauren Strong - I never got it until tonight. The chair is always right.

Scavenger - And I realized something tonight, when Chastity was being a grade a bitch here a minute ago. I love my wife and whatever sh wants to do is okay with me.

They hug and head up the ramp with Jen Hawkins close behind, a smile on Jen's face.

Neriah Sweet is seen backstage with Jordan Gibson.

Neriah Sweet - Early buzz around this event has been fantastic and the fans are clearly enjoying themselves. How much credit do you take for this?

Jordan Gibson - It was over a year ago I stated that the CWA had a lot of female talent. Sometimes we are so busy trying to prove we can hag with the guys, we forget that we are women. I am certain buy rates for tonight's sho will be huge and we intend to do this again.

Neriah Sweet - When?

Jordan Gibson - If the support is there, the money is there and there is a good buzz coming out of tonight, then we can do this as a partner to every pay per view we have.

Neriah Sweet - That would be an amazing boost for the ladies in this company.

Jordan Gibson - If the Penthouse Network is happy with this arrangement, then we have no reason to worry about revenues for this extension of the CWA. The business needs to evolve and we are doing our best.

Neriah Sweet - So... when can I wrestle? I have been really patient.

Jordan Gibson - We'll talk. I am sure we can find you a match for the next big event we have.

Neriah smiles as Jordan then turns and heads to her office, dreaming of finally making her debut inside the ring.

RC Pride vs. Ebony Fairchild
Referee: Leda Sophia Watanabe

Sammy Jo Johnson: Wait … hold on one second … I’m getting word backstage from our interview correspondent Precious that the Bimbo Brawl has started early backstage!

Crystal Braun: What are we waiting for!? Cut to the action!

The camera cuts backstage where Precious ducks a flying steel chair, a microphone in her tightened grip.

Sammy Jo Johnson: What’s going on, Precious!?

Precious Fairchild: Girls, you heard me correctly! This Bimbo Brawl is officially underway … and referee Leda Sophia Watanabe is having a hard time keeping these ladies apart … Ebony attacked the statuesque RC Pride while she was in gorilla position waiting for her entrance … and now, this brawl has escalated to a full-on massacre in the backstage are-

Precious lets out a scream and ducks out of the way as Ebony is thrown into the frame and against some chain-link fencing acting as a backdrop by RC. RC grabs Ebony by the hair and viciously rubs Ebony’s smooth face against the chain-link. RC pulls Ebony away from the fencing and whips her into the make-up table, sending make-up flying everywhere. Ebony is sprawled across the table and RC approaches, dumping lotions and powders all over Ebony’s black mane and wiping her face in it. Ebony shrieks as RC pulls her off the table and whips her into one of the cement walls in the backstage area. Ebony falls to the floor and kicks RC upward into the stomach while reaching for the handle of the medical room door nearby. RC regains her breath and Ebony bolts through the opening door of the medical room.

Sammy Jo Johnson: This Bimbo Brawl is nothing more than a glorified Hardcore Rules Match.

Crystal Braun: Maybe there’s some hope for RC Pride after all … look at how she’s making Ebony run for cover!

Sammy Jo Johnson: Ebony has made a run for it, she’s disappearing into the medical attention room!

RC hit’s the door with a thrust kick, causing part of it to come off its hinges. The camera follows as the on-call doctor and EMT’s tell RC and Ebony to take the fight elsewhere. A first-aid kid hits RC in the head, causing a small cut to form over her eye from where the metal tin hit her. RC is slightly dazed, and Ebony throws what looks like a dismantled EKG machine at her. RC stumbles back when out of nowhere Sumiko Watanabe, receiving medical treatment, grabs RC from behind and yells for Ebony to take a shot. Ebony charges at RC, but RC kicks her in the face with a Big Boot.

Morticia: RC, DUCK!!!

RC does as she’s told as Morticia throws baking soda into Sumiko’s face and bares her fangs before pouncing her out of the camera’s view. Ebony ducks a Clothesline from RC, who inadvertently takes out one of the EMT’s, and rushes out of the room for dear life. RC gives chase until Ebony takes refuge inside the men’s locker room! RC screams that that’s not going to stop her as the Superstars of the CWA prepare for the rest of the evening’s matches. RC grabs Ebony by the hair and whips her into a row of lockers. RC goes for a punch, but Ebony ducks it and RC punches the steel of the locker, leaving a sizeable dent. RC screams in anger and then in pain as Ebony slams an open locker door on RC’s hand. Ebony gives a vicious kick to RC’s stomach and then thrusts her face-first into the steel locker, slamming the door repeatedly on her head!

Crystal Braun: Talk about using your head.

Sammy Jo Johnson: You have an insane Russian and a ghetto black girl duking it out without any rules … I predict casualties!

Ebony pulls RC’s head out of the locker and gives the Anarchy Divas Champion a vicious chop to her chest. RC is reeling as Ebony delivers another painful chop … followed by another. Ebony drags RC by the hair and into the bathroom where someone is using the stall. Ebony whips RC into the stall and we hear Ray Dees voice on the other side.

Ray Dees: Just a minute! Wait your turn!

Ebony then grabs RC by the hair again and drags her over to the urinal and dunks her face into it!

Ebony Fairchild: There you go, you nasty bitch!

RC gags and hits Ebony in the stomach with an elbow. RC grabs the urinal cake and punches Ebony in the face with it before shoving it in her mouth. Ebony spits it out and dry heaves as RC locks her in a headlock and drops her with a DDT to the tile floor! Scavenger is seen poking his head out from a glass partition in the shower area, a plastic cap over his hair.

Scavenger: What the hell are you two doing!! You have your own bathroom to fight in!

RC, wild-eyed and crazed looks and sees Scavenger’s steel chair propped open in the bathroom. RC grabs it and folds it up.

Scavenger: Hey!!! That’s mine!! Put him down!! He's already been dinged once tonight!

RC grins as Ebony stands up. RC swings the chair, but Ebony dropkicks the chair right into RC’s face! RC stumbles and drops the chair. The blood is streaming down from RC’s earlier cut and now her nose!

Sammy Jo Johnson: Brilliant counter!!!

Crystal Braun: Ebony could very well win this match and a title that virtually means nothing. Congrats.

Ebony grabs the steel chair and bangs it over RC’s head viciously as Scavenger watches and winces.

Scavenger: Oh … poor chair …

RC refuses to fall off her feet … Ebony winds up again and dents the chair over the taller RC’s head. Finally, Ebony grabs RC by the hair and leads her to a vacant shower, chair still in hand. Ebony drops the chair and clutches RC’s hair, spits in her face, and delivers a Hair Biel that lifts RC off the ground and crashing through the glass barricade of one of the showers. Shattered glass falls everywhere. Ebony grabs the chair and tosses it at the fallen RC for good measure before turning on the blistering hot water of the shower. Ebony raises her hands in victory and smiles, her lips swollen from being pounded around the bathroom.

Sammy Jo Johnson: Ebony is forgetting one small detail, she still has to pin RC.

Crystal Braun: Please, there’s no way a novice like RC is getting up from that. It’s back to the Soviet Union for RC, I believe.

Leda is trying to remind Ebony that she has to pin RC, but suddenly, the chair comes out of nowhere and squashes Ebony’s head in between the shower wall and the high-velocity chair! Ebony’s eyes roll back in her head and she falls to the ground unconscious as RC, breathing heavily, stands over her, and then smothers her with a forceful pin, water dripping all over her. Leda clears glass out of her path and goes for the count. 1 … 2 … 3!!!

*Ding, ding!!!*

Kosmic Kitty: The winner of this match by way of pinfall and still Anarchy Divas Champion … RC PRIDE!!!

RC slumps to the ground, exhausted.

Sammy Jo Johnson: This match never even made it to the ring!

Crystal Braun: See what happens when you’re trained by Purr? You lose brain cells … no one from Anarchy, Inc. would ever be dumb enough to turn their back on an opponent. She deserved that concussion.

Sammy Jo Johnson: RC Pride was successful in keeping the belt on her and Bombshell … but will the leader of The Rack Pack fair just as well as her co-champion?

Crystal Braun: Anarchy says … “NO!!!!!!!”

Lauren Strong is seen backstage with Felicity.

Felicity - Lauren, Lydia turned against you tonight by bringing in Chastity. You had the last laugh. What now?

Lauren Strong - It's rather simple. Jen and my husband came through when I needed them to. I have said for months I had the right to strip in front of that crowd and, now that Jake finally gets it, I don't feel I need to.

Felicity - But you hold a title which has matches won by stripping your opponent naked.

Lauren Strong - The chair assures me I will keep it.

Felicity - The chair does.

Lauren Strong - Yes,  I said that.

Felicity - You hear the chair speak?

Lauren Strong - I heard it speak tonight. That was the first time it spoke to me as it helped save me from Chastity.

Felicity - She's in the 12 Divas of Christmas gauntlet next. You plan to show up for that?

Lauren Strong - Oh, I have plans. I haven't spent years learning to fight only to fall to a woman like her. Lydia thought she would humiliate me and use me as a stepping stone to gold. She failed and it will haunt her for the rest of her days in the CWA.

Felicity - Congratulations on becoming the first CWA Shameless champion.

Lauren Strong - Thanks, Felicity.

12 Divas of Christmas Gauntlet


Starring Corina, Ophelia, Sugar, Sabrina Davidson, Athena

Kathy Smith, Corina, Missy, Chastity, Kelly Buchanan, Jessica Sweet, Olivia Maine

Casey is inside the ring pacing while the fans cheer, seeing images on the screen of the twelve divas who will partake in the next match, while "Flesh For Fantasy" by Billy Idol plays. We then see Chastity stepping onto the stage first where she gets loud boos from the crowd. She tells the camera she will humiliate the eleven other girls in this match for what happened earlier tonight.

Sammy Jo Johnson - Chastity is the first woman out for this one. She will have to run through the other eleven girls or she will be naked inside that ring for the second time tonight.

Crystal Braun - Hey, she's in for it then.

Chastity steps through the ropes into the ring and has words with Casey, telling the referee that she'll pay the price if she tries to step into her way like Andie Hawkins did earlier tonight. We then see Jessica Sweet making her way down the ramp which draws cheers from the crowd. Jessica steps up onto the apron where Chastity greets her with a clothesline back down to the floor while the referee calls for the bell to officially start the match. Chastity rolls out to the floor and then starts putting the boots to Jessica Sweet before she stands her up and rolls her into the ring before doing the same herself. Chastity then places Jessica's throat over the bottom rope and chokes her with it while the fans boo Chastity.

Sammy Jo Johnson - The ladies will all be wearing red T-shirts, green short shorts and either red or green bra and g-string sets tonight.

Crystal Braun - The match Athena will win easily. I am surprised so many women are willing to be in this match, though I understand a lot of money and an appearance in Penthouse could be on the line here.

Sammy Jo Johnson - Any woman in this match can appear inside the magazine and the winner gets a chance to be Pet of the Month.

Chastity stands Jessica up, whips her off the ropes and then gives her a dropkick to the mat. Chastity then goes to the ropes and climbs to the top. She leaps off and misses a flying elbow smash when Jessica rolls out of the way and Chastity instead hits the mat. Jessica gets to her feet and then lands a knee drop to the forehead on Chastity. Jessica then stands Chastity up, whips her into the corner buckle and then goes for a handspring back elbow. Chastity dodges that and then gives Jessica an inverted DDT to the mat. Chastity then boot chokes Jessica with an evil grin on her face, She then says she is done playing around and proceeds to tear Jessica's clothing off of her, shredding it as she leaves her naked in a heap. Chastity holds up the tattered clothes and says this is her match now, no one will challenge her.

Sammy Jo Johnson - Nice to see Chastity is modest as usual.

Crystal Braun - She isn't known for that really.

Chastity tosses the tattered rags out of the ring as Jessica rolls herself out to the floor where she is wrapped in a towel before she starts making her way to the back. We then see Sugar making her way down the ramp. She stops at ringside and then makes her way up the ring steps onto the apron. She steps through the ring and takes a spinning heel kick to the jaw from Chastity which sends her down to the mat. Chastity then gives her a leg drop to the throat and then Chastity proceeds to make quick work of Sugar, tearing her clothing to pieces as well and leaving her naked in a heap. Chastity tell referee Casey Braun that this match belongs to her and that the bell should ring now to avoid any further embarrassment. Casey rolls her eyes and backs off while Chastity then sits on the ropes in the corner.

Sammy Jo Johnson - The fans are cheering the women being stripped, doubt they care much for Chastity.

Crystal Braun - You're a fucking mind reader are you?

Sammy Jo Johnson - Language, Crystal.

Crystal Braun - We are on the Penthouse Network calling an NC-17 rated event. I think an f-bomb is fine.

We see Olivia Maine stepping out onto the stage and she then makes her way down the ramp while Chastity laughs on the ropes. Olivia slips under the bottom rope into the ring and then jumps to her feet. Chastity finally climbs off the ropes and Olivia gives her a jawbreaker. Olivia then pulls the feet out from under Chastity and then pulls off her shorts. Olivia then spanks Chastity which draws cheers and laughs from the crowd. Chastity slips out of the ring to regroup while Olivia twirls her shorts on her finger, a smirk on her face.

Sammy Jo Johnson - That's what overconfidence gets you.

Crystal Braun - Olivia hasn't won squat. She's famous for marrying a Shmelky and for managing a failed tag team.

Chastity climbs onto the apron and takes a kick to the chest from Olivia. Olivia then dives through the ropes and lands a flying cross body on Chastity. Olivia then tears off Chastity's T-shirt and then puts the boots to her. Olivia then stands Chastity up and tries to whip her into the corner post, but Chastity plants her feet and then whips Olivia head first into the steel corner post and then gives her a bulldog to the floor. Chastity then stands Olivia up and rolls her into the ring before doing the same herself. We see that Olivia's forehead is bleeding from the post shot she took at ringside. Chastity lands rights and lefts to the bleeding wound, opening her up further. Chastity then pulls off Olivia's shirt, then shorts, followed by the g-string and then tears off the bra to eliminate her before kicking her out of the ring to ringside.

Sammy Jo Johnson - Wow, Olivia really took a beating there.

Crystal Braun - That's why Chastity is so confident. That's three down for her now.

Olivia is helped up by Reggie Belmont at ringside, Reggie dressed in street clothes rather than as a referee. She wraps a towel around Olivia and leads her down the side of the ramp as we see Kelly Buchanan coming out onto the stage an she wags a finger at the camera and then at Chastity inside the ring. Kelly then runs down the ramp to ringside and slips under the bottom rope into the ring where she starts brawling with Chastity. Kelly ducks a right hook from Chastity and then shoves her through the ropes and out to ringside.

Crystal Braun - I had no clue Kelly was in this match.

Sammy Jo Johnson - I guess she isn't answering to Vesuvius tonight.

Kelly lands a baseball slide kick to the chest on Chastity and then she rams Chastity's forehead into the guard railing before punching her in the throat. Kelly then gives Chastity a body slam to the floor. Kelly then stands Chastity up and rolls her into the ring before doing the same herself. Kelly then puts the boots to Chastity again before standing her up and whipping her off the ropes before giving her a spinning heel kick which brings her back down to the mat. Kelly then picks Chastity up and then gives her a tombstone piledriver to the mat. Kelly then tears off Chastity's bra and then her g-string which brings cheers from the crowd. Kelly spins the g-string on hr finger and then tosses it to ringside. She bows to the crowd and Chastity rolls herself out to the floor where she is wrapped in a towel which she puts over her head in shame.

Sammy Jo Johnson - Things changed when someone as talented as Chastity entered the ring.

Crystal Braun - She learned everything from Anarchy.

Kelly stands in the middle of the ring with her hands on her hips and then we see Missy stepping out onto the stage. She smile and waves to the fans as she makes her way to the ring. She steps up onto the apron, steps through the ropes and then waves Kelly away from her. Missy then proceeds to strip for the fans and gives Kelly a kiss on the cheek before dropping her g-string and then she leaves the ring while Kelly is dumbfounded.

Sammy Jo Johnson - That was... odd.

Crystal Braun - I'll say. Missy not happy with Kathy or something?

We then see Sabrina Davidson making her way down the ramp, but the naked Missy tackles her. Missy then slams Sabrina's head into the steel ramp and then drags her to ringside before rolling her into the ring. Kelly still looks rather dumbfounded, but she strips Sabrina's clothing off of her and eliminates her while Missy applauds at ringside and refuses a towel when it is offered to her.

Sammy Jo Johnson - Yeah, Missy has snapped.

Crystal Braun - Agreed. This is just too weird.

Sharon Miller rushes down the ramp and tackles Missy to the ramp. Sharon then picks Missy up and slams her to the ramp and then Sharon slips into the ring where Kelly greets her with a kick to the head. Kelly then stands Sharon up, whips her off the ropes and Sharon ducks a clothesline and then gives Kelly a clothesline to the mat instead. Sharon then pulls off Kelly's T-shirt and starts to choke her with it while Missy gets to her feet on the ramp and again refuses a towel when offered. Missy makes her way to ringside and she then reaches under the ring and pulls out brass knuckles. She leans in to take a shot at Sharon, but Miller ducks and rolls to cause Kelly to take the shot instead. Missy recoils in terror and drops the brass knuckles while a smiling Sharon then undresses Kelly and rolls her out of the ring before giving Missy the finger.

Sammy Jo Johnson - Missy cost Kelly the match there.

Crystal Braun - That's what happens when you're against an Anarchy member.

Sammy Jo Johnson - But... I thought Kelly was an Anarchy member.

Crystal Braun - No one cares what you think.

Sharon stands in the middle of the ring and smirks as Ophelia is the next one to come out and make her way don the ramp to the ring. Ophelia slips under the bottom rope into the ring and quickly gets to her feet before she then locks up with Sharon Miller. Miller backs Ophelia into the ropes and then backs off before taking an eye gouge from Ophelia. Ophelia then knees Miller in the gut before pulling her T-shirt over her head and then punching her in the head repeatedly before completely removing the shirt. Miller answers with an upper cut on Ophelia and then gives her an inverted atomic drop before giving her a headbutt that sends her down to the mat. Miller then lands an elbow smash to the throat on Ophelia. Miller then removes Ophelia's T-shirt and tosses it out to the crowd before standing Ophelia up. Miller then whips Ophelia off the ropes and then gives her a superkick to the chin and Ophelia is out as she hits the mat. Miller undresses Ophelia, eliminating her and then she bows to the crowd.

Sammy Jo Johnson - Sharon has real talent.

Crystal Braun - Well, she was found by Vesuvius. That says a lot.

Corina rushes down the ramp and slides into the ring. She takes a vicious kick to the head from Miller. Sharon then picks Corina up and power slams her to the mat. Sharon then undresses Corina, making quick work of one diva who should have been a favorite to win this match. Corina gets to her feet a few moments later where referee Casey Braun informs her that she's been eliminated. Corina kicks Casey in the ribs and then tears off her referee's shirt and then pulls down her pants. Sharon Miller then gives Corina a superkick to the jaw which knocks her out cold. Miller then helps Casey get dressed as Corina is rolled out of the ring to the floor.

Sammy Jo Johnson - See that? Sharon's helped your sister out.

Crystal Braun - Sister? My father would be ashamed of her for siding against Anarchy.

Sammy Jo Johnson - Casey has maintained her dignity.

Crystal Braun - She sold me out once already. Where was the dignity in that?

Miller stands in the middle of the ring with her hands on her hips as Athena comes out onto the stage, with a microphone in hand.

Athena - Sharon, it is down to us and Kathy here. Now, here is the best way for Anarchy to win this. You're an Anarchy Angel and you fall in line. As the first lady of Anarchy, I get to pass you. You can just step out of the ring and I can fight it out with Kathy. I am sure you know your role within this company and you'll do the right thing. Go ahead and step out right now.

Sharon motions to Kosmic Kitty and a microphone is thrown to her.

Sharon Miller - See, there is a funny thing happening tonight. Kelly Buchanan didn't fall in line and I don't see why I should either. Vesuvius made me some promises and he has fulfilled none of them. I have watched you get top billing along with Crystal here while I was forgotten. The thing is, tonight one person wished me luck. One person gave a damn and told me to knock them dead. One person told me I had real talent and that person was...

"Motherfucker of the Year" by Motley Crue plays as Bruce Miller comes out onto the stage and he pulls the microphone away from Athena.

Bruce Miller - See, that asshole you're involved with brought Sharon here. She is my little sister and Vesuvius used her as a prop. Now yo come out here and demand things from her? The thing is, Athena, you are a horrible wrestler. If you step into the ring with my sister right now she'll turn your lights out. Her and Kathy can then fight it out as real wrestlers. I mean, these fans have seen a lot of naked women tonight, but Kathy and Sharon can give them naked aggression. You, much like your man, just can't measure up.

Athena slaps Bruce across the face, completely unaware that Sharon has left the ring and charged up the ramp. Sharon spears Athena down to the stage. They brawl there as we see Vesuvius emerge from the backstage area and he starts fighting with Bruce Miller while security rushes in to separate them. We then see Samson and Lydia Parizi jumping in to attack the Millers. This leads to Shannon Skanes and Kathy Smith charging out to even the odds once again.

Sammy Jo Johnson - Well, it looks like that battle will go unresolved.

Crystal Braun - Who is Sharon to question my place within Anarchy? She, like Kelly earlier tonight, made a really bad decision here.

Shannon and Bruce stand together while Kathy and Sharon do the same. The four of them all shake hands while their foes make a hasty retreat for the night.

Olivia Maune is seen dressed now and heading out the back door to the parking lot when she comes face to face with ex-husband Ingee Shmelky.

Ingee Shmelky - Why?

Olivia Maine - I explained this, Ingee.

Ingee Shmelky - I just want to understand why.

Olivia Maine - Look, we are both young. Youth means mistakes and it's nothing personal. I just couldn't' be married to you anymore.

Ingee Shmelky - It's been rough for me. You divorce me and my apparent cousin, Kronos Shmelky, is hunting me.

Olivia Maine - Hunting you?

Ingee Shmelky - The Surgeon sent him after me, said that I and Shengee were his greatest mistakes. He wants to rid the world of us and our kind, you know.

Olivia Maine - I'm sure you're blowing this out of proportion.

Ingee Shmelky - No, I wish I was. I have reached out to the one person who might help me.

Olivia Maine - Shengee?

Ingee Shmelky - No, I said help me. If he won't help me, then I am truly lost.

Ingee then turns his head, screams and runs off. Moments later, Kronos slowly passes by the door. He pauses momentarily to look Olivia over and then moves on.

Olivia Maine - I dodged a bullet getting out of that family.

Bombshell vs. Rebella DeCesare
Referee: Oopsie Daisy

Kosmic Kitty: The following match is the Trashy Ho Match for the CWA Anarchy Divas Championship … where the only way to win is to tar and feather your opponent. Introducing first, the challenger, from Boston, Massachusetts, the First Lady of Violence … Rebella DeCesare!

“Cold Hard Bitch” by JET begins to play as Rebella makes her way out onto the stage to a chorus of boos. Rebella pays the fans no attention as she struts down to the ring and eyes the vat of syrup and pillows stuffed with feathers at ringside.

Kosmic Kitty: And her opponent … one-half of the Anarchy Divas Champions … from Las Vegas, Nevada, she is the Alpha Female, Bombshell!!

A whistling sound is heard as pyros drop from the rafters and collide with the stage in a wall of glittering pyros. Sara Love’s “Glamour Bitch” begins playing as Bombshell makes her way out to the ring to a loud ovation from the crowd, the Anarchy Divas Title hanging over her shoulder. Bombshell enters the ring and hands her belt to referee Oopsie Daisy, who raises the belt high into the air. As Daisy hands the belt to the timekeeper on the outside, Rebella takes down the champion with a swift Spear. The women hit the mat and Rebella begins wailing on Bombshell’s face.

Sammy Jo Johnson: Rebella starting thing off early as the aggressor in this contest; and she really wants to do right by The EVC and prove her superiority in this match-up.

Crystal Braun: The what? You mean that stable that tried to act like they were as tough and as unstoppable as Anarchy, Inc.? The same stable of men that have virtually disappeared?

Sammy Jo Johnson: You know what I meant.

Crystal Braun: In so many words, you basically just referred to Rebella as forgettable. Nice move, play-by-play girl.

Rebella pulls Bombshell to her feet and whips her into the corner. Rebella charges, but Bombshell jumps up and Rebella hit’s the ring post. Bombshell lowers onto Rebella’s back and reverses the move into a Sunset Flip Bomb. Bombshell rolls to her feet as does Rebella. Rebella ducks a Clothesline and reaches around and pulls Bombshell down with a Neckbreaker. Bombshell cradles her neck as she’s pulled to her feet by Rebella. Rebella whips Bombshell off of the ropes. Bombshell ducks a Clothesline attempt, on the rebound Rebella hit’s a leapfrog, on the third rebound Bombshell hits Rebella with a one-legged dropkick. Both women get up, Bombshell hits another one-legged dropkick. Both women are on their feet once more and Bombshell psyches Rebella into thinking another dropkick is coming, but instead, hits Rebella with a Spinning Clothesline.

Sammy Jo Johnson: Bombshell pulling a fast one on Rebella.

Crystal Braun: You act like she accomplished some great feat or something; pulling a fast one on Rebella is like getting Shannon Skanes to believe he can run a business.

Rebella is back on her feet and locks up with Bombshell. Rebella gets Bombshell in a headlock and tries to go for a Springboard Bulldog. Bombshell reverses it and flips Rebella back into the air. Rebella lands on her feet behind Bombshell and picks up the champ and hit’s a Sidewalk Slam. Rebella then flips forward and hit’s a Senton Splash on Bombshell. Rebella pulls Bombshell up and whips her into the corner once more. Rebella charges and hit’s a Body Splash and follows through with a Running Bulldog.

Sammy Jo Johnson: Bombshell’s face must be hurting after that move!

Crystal Braun: I know her face is certainly killing me!

Rebella taunts the crowd, causing them to jeer her without mercy.

Crystal Braun: This isn’t a popularity contest, you have a damn title to win … actually fight for it!

Rebella lifts Bombshell up and pulls her to the corner. Rebella rears back and pulls Bombshell into a Hangman’s Choke. The crowd begins chanting for Bombshell as she tries to break free from the hold. Rebella grins wickedly until Bombshell pulls her forward into an overhead slam from the turnbuckle. Rebella clutches her back as Bombshell points to the vat of syrup at ringside that solicit’s a loud cheer from the audience. Bombshell climbs through the ropes and onto the ring apron, but suddenly Rebella Baseball Slides into Bombshell’s feet, causing her to fall of the apron and smack her head against it. Crystal Braun begins laughing at ringside. Bombshell rolls around on the arena floor, clutching her face as Rebella climbs the top-rope. Rebella watches and waits as Bombshell slowly gets to her feet.

Sammy Jo Johnson: Rebella is going to go airborne in just a moment!

Crystal Braun: Those implants enable flotation, not flight!

Sammy Jo Johnson: This could end very badly!

Rebella launches off of her perch on the turnbuckle and onto Bombshell on the outside. Both women are down as the crowd is on its feet. Rebella grabs Bombshell by the hair and whips her head-first into the barricade! Bombshell slumps to the floor again. Rebella gets a running start and hits Bombshell’s head with a running knee against the barricade!

Sammy Jo Johnson: Bombshell’s head being squashed! That move could’ve caused some serious damage.

Crystal Braun: I’m not saying one word … it’s just too easy.

Rebella snatches up a handful of Bombshell’s hair once more and drags her to the ring. Bombshell is rolled into the ring. Rebella follows and lifts up Bombshell, pulling her toward the turnbuckle. Rebella sits Bombshell on the turnbuckle and goes up for a Frankensteiner. Rebella goes for the move, but Bombshell doesn’t budge and hangs onto an upside-down Rebella. The crowd comes alive as Bombshell clutches onto Rebella and reverses the move into a top-rope Styles Clash! Bombshell rolls over onto her back and tries to catch her breath. The crowd begins chanting for the champion as she crunches up and nails a Kip-Up, much to the delight of the crowd.

Sammy Jo Johnson: Rebella is in serious trouble, Bombshell has just caught her second wind.

Crystal Braun: Ooooh, watch me tremble.

Rebella gets up and Bombshell nails a kick to the stomach followed up with a chop to Rebella’s chest. Rebella falls back into the turnbuckle. Bombshell moves in, but Rebella hit’s a kick to the face, then wraps her legs around Bombshell’s neck! Bombshell pulls back, causing Rebella to lose her grip on the ropes and fall flat on her back. Bombshell locks Rebella’s legs, moves around in a circle and hit’s a toss that sends Rebella flying face-first into the turnbuckle. Rebella stumbles as Bombshell runs the ropes. Bombshell jumps up for a Lou Thesz Press, but Rebella doesn’t go down. Rebella grabs on tightly to Bombshell and floors her with the Belladonna!

Crystal Braun: Out of nowhere, the champion ends up on her back once more.

Sammy Jo Johnson: Rebella hitting her finisher … and things do not look good for the reign of RC Pride and Bombshell here right now!

Rebella points to the vat of syrup outside the ring as the crowd boos and curses her. Rebella slides out of the ring and grabs one of the tubs of syrup and carefully places it on the ring apron. Rebella takes a few of the pillows at ringside and tosses them into the ring as well. Rebella gets into the ring and grabs the vat of syrup. Rebella clutches the bucket with a sadistic grin and hovers over the fallen Bombshell. Bombshell lifts one foot and angrily kicks the bucket of syrup up into Rebella’s face. The crowd goes wild as the brown substance splashes up into Rebella’s face, causing her to fall backward onto the mat, covered in syrup and the bucket landing on her face! Bombshell rolls over onto her feet and grabs one of the pillows nearby and motions for the crowd’s approval. The crowd cheers wildly as Bombshell tears open one pillow and begins dumping feathers all over the screaming Rebella. Rebella rolls around as if she’s on fire as Bombshell beats her with the emptying pillow!

**Ding, ding!!**

Kosmic Kitty: You’re winner, by tar and feather, and STILL co-Anarchy Divas Champion … BOMBSHELL!!!

“Glamour Bitch” begins to play and the crowd cheers for Bombshell as she takes a bow in the ring, Rebella angrily spitting out feathers and shrieking with humiliation in the ring. Bombshell points and laughs as she’s handed her Divas Title and begins mounting the corners, showing off her title.

Sammy Jo Johnson - What a great way to cap off a great night here as the divas have really showed us a little bit of everything. Let's hope we can do this again.

Crystal Braun - I must admit, this leaves a lot of potential match ups open for upcoming events. I'm game for another night at ringside.

We fade to black with Bombshell celebrating her win at ringside with the fans.