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Adin Vick - I was told you were back here, stalking the divas. Scavenger - I am not stalking anyone. I want my wife out of this match. Adin Vick - Lauren signed the contract fair and square. She is in this match and the match will go forward. Scavenger - I won't allow my wife to parade around like a common tramp. Adin Vick - Hey, I sympathize, Scav. I am just doing as I am told here. I don't have any other options. Scavenger - I'm telling you, my wife will not be in this match. Adin Vick - Well, I tried. Adin walks out and security team members step in and drag Scavenger off. Scavenger - She will NOT be in this match! I swear it! Once he has been dragged off, the door opens, Lydia Parizi and Lauren Strong look out. Lydia Parizi - He's almost as bad as my father. Lauren Strong - He can't handle me being good looking and being his wife. As long as he's still out seeing strippers, I'll keep doing matches like this.
Lydia Parizi - *shrugs* Rebellion wins
every time. Ricky Simms - Vesuvius wants this over fast. Henry Lesher - He has better things to do than deal with this inbred hick. Vesuvius stands Magnus up, rolls him into the ring and then pulls a table out from under the ring. Vesuvius slides it under the bottom rope while the fans cheer. He then pulls himself onto the apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. Vesuvius then kicks Magnus in the ribs repeatedly while the fans start a chant for Magnus. Vesuvius then starts to set up the table while Magnus struggles to get to his hands and knees. Magnus then chop blocks Vesuvius down to his knees and then bullsogs him onto the partially set up table, snapping it in half. Magnus then rolls Vesuvius over for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Vesuvius. Ricky Simms - Quick turnaround there and it almost paid off for Magnus Divine. Henry Lesher - Yeah, but it didn't. Magnus stands Vesuvius up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a series of shoulder block in the corner while the fans cheer. Magnus then pulls Vesuvius out of the corner, lifts him and gives him an inverted atomic drop followed by a head butt back into the corner. Magnus then picks Vesuvius up and power slams him to the mat and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Vesuvius. Magnus then stands Vesuvius up and whips him through the ropes and out to the floor. Magnus then drops and rolls himself out and then starts kicking Vesuvius in the ribs before picks him up and giving him a backbreaker before going for the pin at ringside. 1...2... kick out by Vesuvius. Ricky Simms - So close there. Henry Lesher - Magnus cannot and will not defeat Vesuvius. Magnus stands Vesuvius up and whips him shoulder first into the steel corner post. Magnus then takes a chair shot to the back of the head from Arizona which draws loud boos from the crowd. Arizona then picks Magnus up and slams him, his throat hitting the steel guard railing before he falls to the floor in pain. Arizona then hits Magnus in the ribs with the chair twice before Vesuvius goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Ricky Simms - Arizona just cost Magnus the match! Henry Lesher - Don't mess with Anarchy. Vesuvius gets to his feet and starts to make his way up the ramp, but he takes a shot to the head with a kendo stick from a charging Steve Hawkins. Arizona goes after Hawkins only to take a chair shot from Bruce Miller. Bruce and Steve then chase Arizona and Vesuvius off. Ricky Simms - Well, that's an unholy alliance. Bruce and Steve teaming together? Henry Lesher - No one cares. They could join the circus and they still wouldn't be a draw.
Hawkins and Miller call out Arizona and
Vesuvius to no avail as we then look backstage. Sabrina Davidson - You planning to interview me Dad? Joe Davidson - No.... I don't want you in this match tonight. Sabrina Davidson - Which is fine. I am doing it anyway. Joe Davidson - I wasn't sure about you joining this industry, but I got used to it. This... I can't get behind this. You're my little girl. Sabrina Davidson - What is it with overprotective men in this company? Joe Davidson - You have to see where I am coming from. Sabrina Davidson - You have to see how much money Vesuvius is paying us for this tonight. Joe Davidson - You can put a price on your dignity? Sabrina Davidson - This isn't about dignity Dad. I am a woman without shame. This is a fun match and there's no reason for you to worry. It's harmless. Joe Davidson - I am protesting this match. I'm not alone. Sabrina Davidson - Get in line with Tony Parizi and Scavenger, Dad.
She storms off and we head back to the
ring. Ricky Simms - My kids get to face off against Max here tonight. Henry Lesher - Sorry we couldn't find them a real opponent, Rick. Carl starts landing rights and lefts to the side of the head on Max, then gives him a series of forearm smashes to the jaw which back him up to the ropes. Max answers with an eye gouge on Carl, knees him in the gut and then whips him through the ropes and out to the floor. He then bows to a booing crowd. Max then goes to the ropes in the nearest corner and climbs to the top. He then leaps off and attempts a double axe handle smash, but Carl greets him with a clothesline in mid air and then he smiles as Max falls to the floor. Carl then boot chokes Max while using the guard railing for added leverage. Carl breaks that, picks Max up over his shoulder and then runs him shoulder first into the steel corner post before Carl then rolls Max into the ring and then does the same himself. Carl then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Max Cameron. Ricky Simms - Carl is showing Max what he's capable of. Henry Lesher - Almost victory? That will impress him. It impresses me almost as much as Max does. Carl stands Max up, whips him off the ropes and misses with a clothesline when Max ducks it. Max then gives Carl a bulldog to the mat and then places him in a camel clutch. Carl refuses to submit when asked by the referee and he tries to pull himself up from the mat. He then pulls himself up so that his hands are on the mat and then he starts to raise his back up, weakening the hold. Max then releases the hold and goes for an STF, but Carl manages to grab the middle rope which forces the break before the hold is fully applies. Carl then uses the ropes to get to his feet and kicks Max in the ribs. Max then clotheslines Carl over the top rope and out to the floor. Ricky Simms - Even match up at this point while Kaleigh is still waiting to be tagged in. Henry Lesher - If Max had half a brain, he would let Carl tag his sister in. Of course, if he had half a brain, he wouldn't be Max Cameron. Max then climbs the ropes and then leaps off the top. He gives Carl a flying body press to the floor. Max then stands Carl up and whips him shoulder first into the steel ring steps and then rolls him into the ring before doing the same himself. Max then goes for the pin on Carl. 1...2... kick out by Carl. Max then stands Carl up, whips him off the ropes and Carl ducks a clothesline before going to the corner and tagging in his sister. Kaleigh steps into the ring and then gives Max a superkick to the chin and then she leg drops him across the chest. Kaleigh then stands max up, whips him into the corner buckle and then goes for a splash in the corner, but Max side steps it and then knocks the referee down. Max then falls to the mat and lays on his back. Kaleigh looks baffled and then goes for the pin. The referee rolls towards the pin and then calls for the bell. Casey Braun holds up brass knuckles and it's announced that the Simms team has been disqualified. Ricky Simms - Max actually fell down and dropped brass knuckles on the mat? Henry Lesher - It worked. Ricky Simms - What a coward. Henry Lesher - But he won and now he can challenge anyone he wants to a match.
Kaleigh protests the call while Max slowly
gets to his feet, selling an injury that isn't genuine. Carl Simms
steps into the ring and spears Max to the mat and then picks up the
brass knuckles and puts them on. He then clocks Max in the head with
the brass knuckles before he leaves the ring with his sister. he
tells the camera that is he's getting disqualified, he has to make
it worth it. Adin Vick - I need to talk to you. Paulie La Cerva - About what? Adin Vick - The buy rate match is next and we have lost Scavenger. Paulie La Cerva - Wait a minute. I gave you one task, Adin. I gave you one measly little task and you can't follow through on it? Adin Vick - He went to the washroom and went out the window. Paulie la Cerva - My God, I am dealing with morons. Adin Vick - Come on, Paulie. Don't say that. I'll find him. Paulie La Cerva - Adin, I am going to make this really clear here. If that chair talking, plant toting, gnome carrying idiot gets within thirty feet of that ring tonight, I am going to have to consider dropping you from my payroll. Adin Vick - I need this job. You know why. Paulie La Cerva - *smirks* I know full well why, Vick. I guess you had better find Scavenger and keep him away from this match. I want record buys and guarantees for buys next month, too. Adin Vick - I'll do my best. He won't get near the ring. Adin runs off and then Tony Parizi steps in. Tony Parizi - My daughters are both in this match? I think we need to have a talk. Paulie La Cerva - *looks down at his wrist* Boy, look at the time. Tony Parizi - You;re not wearing a watch. Paulie La Cerva - I need to go find my watch. Talk to you soon, Tony.
Paulie ducks out while Tony shakes his
head. Ricky Simms - Two debuts as CWA's developmental stars take their chance tonight. Henry Lesher - This is just sad. No one wants to see this. Craig Williams' brother and Jack Spade's sister. This should be refereed by Joe Estevez or Charlie Murphy. Williams locks up with Spade. Williams backs Spade to the ropes where the referee asks for a clean break. Williams backs off and then the two lock up again, this time with Bishop kneeing Williams in the gut and then she whips him off the ropes. She goes for a backdrop, but he side steps it and then gives Spade a gutwrench suplex to the mat before going for the quick pin. 1...2... kick out by Spade. Williams stands Spade up, whips her into the corner buckle and then gives her a backdrop to the mat from there. Williams then goes to the ropes and makes his way to the top. He goes for a flying elbow smash from there, but Spade rolls out of the way and he crashes to the mat instead. Ricky Simms - Big risk, and Williams paid for it there. Henry Lesher - Maybe Madonna's brother could wrestle tonight, too. I want Craig Williams in that ring. Spade kips up to her feet and then she starts landing forearm smashes to the jaw on Williams. She then whips him off the ropes and then gives him a dropkick to the mat. She then goes for the quick pin. 1...2... kick out by Williams. She then stands him up, whips him off the ropes and both wrestlers clothesline each other to the mat. We then see Jack Spade coming out onto the stage and making his way down the ramp while the fans boo. He shakes his head as he stands at ringside, the referee counting both wrestlers down. On the six count, Williams gets to his hands and knees and then pulls himself to his feet. He then pulls Spade to her feet, whips her into the corner buckle and then goes for a shoulder block, but she side steps it and he hits the corner post instead. Ricky Simms - I don't trust Jack being out here watching his sister, but nothing can be done about it unless he interferes. Henry Lesher - Maybe he just wants to see how locking his sibling is first hand. Bishop turns and spots her brother at ringside and has a few words with him. Williams then rolls her into an inside cradle for the pin attempt. 1...2... Spade manages to kick out. Williams then stands Spade up, whips her off the ropes and misses with a clothesline as she ducks it. She then goes to the ropes and is tripped up by Jack Spade, causing the referee to call for the bell. Lacy makes her way around the ring and has a few words for Jack. He warns her not to come closer and then he makes his way back up the ramp. He tells his sister to walk away now, before this has to get ugly between them. The crowd boos and Williams isn't impressed with the result of this match as the referee has declared it no contest. Ricky Simms - The referee called it a no contest thanks to the fact Jack wasn't trying to help Williams, but was trying to screw his sister out of the match.
Henry Lesher - Hey, at least he ended that
horrible misfire of a match. Shannon Skanes - You wanted to see me? Tony Parizi - Nice night out here, just looking at the stars. Shannon Skanes - You could just get to the point. Tony Parizi - You walked away from this company and yet here you are. Shannon Skanes - Managing Noah. Tony Parizi - Right, the rug rat, I get it. Tonight, my little girls are being used in that ring for Paulie's buy rate. Shannon Skanes - Better than being hung from the rafters by Sal Clemenzo. Tony Parizi - Where has Sal been lately? Shannon Skanes - You're all over the place tonight. Tony Parizi - We can go around in circles all night, yeah. See, I know more than people think. Shannon Skanes - Good for you. Tony Parizi - Which is why Noah's title defense will be next week, not tonight. Shannon Skanes - What? Tony Parizi - Next week, Noah gets to defends his title against Arizona and Samson in a title match that will be a lumberjack match. The lumberjacks will be both Originals and everyone on the main roster who wants to come out. Shannon Skanes - Why? Tony Parizi - You're not propping your son up at this pay per view and then saying he is a draw when he really isn't. If he is a draw, next week's Overdrive will show it when the ratings are off the charts. If he is a draw, he'll show it when fans are outraged at the match being pulled. Hey, if people are going to use my daughters to further their careers, the same can be done with your son. If Paulie and Myst are going to make me miserable, I will make you miserable. There's no way you and Sal will be content while I am being dragged through the mud. Shannon Skanes - I don't know where Sal is. Tony Parizi - You were always a lousy liar, Shannon.
Tony walks off and we return to the ring. Ricky Simms - This should be as odd as the summer themed match these girls had a month ago. Henry Lesher - I want to die. Every time a match like this is on, I just want to die. It's Jen Hawkins who enters the ring first and she has a few words with her sister in law regarding this match. Andie states she is just doing her job and refuses to argue with Jen. Their music then fades and we hear "Gold Dust Woman" by Hole plays and Lauren Strong, Lydia Parizi, Kathy Smith and Sabrina Davidson make their way onto the stage together where the crowd cheers them. They are all wearing 80s glam metal T-shirts and frayed cut off jean shorts. Their hair is teased up in an 80s fashion as well. Sabrina is chewing gum and twirling her hair with her fingers as she leads her team down the ramp to ringside. Sabrina then steps up onto the apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. The referee calls for the bell while her sister in law continues trying to pick a fight with her. Ricky Simms - Some fighting inside the Hawkins clan here. I guess Jen doesn't want to have Andie calling this match, though I'm not sure why. Henry Lesher - No one wants to see any of this. Ricky Simms - There are ten bags attached to the bottom rope around the ring. Four bags contain pairs of scissors. The other six are containing ink packets which will explode into the face of anyone opening them. The first team to cut their opponents to their bras and panties wins the match tonight. Henry Lesher - I'm gone. Henry Lesher takes off his headset and escapes the match by stepping over the guard railing into the crowd. As he disappears into the mass of people and security team members, Ricky Simms is joined by CWA Original Zed. Ricky Simms - Were you hiding under audio cables? Zed - Good evening, Ricky and I am glad to get a chance to watch these lovely ladies. Ricky Simms - Are you even supposed to be here? Zed - I'm not proud of the things I did to be here, Ricky, but I am here and that's what matters. Jen Hawkins is grabbed by Lydia Parizi who turns her around and then gives her a series of forearm smashes to the jaw and then gives her a snap mare to the mat. Lydia then applies a full Nelson on Jen, though this match cannot be won by submission. Lydia releases the hold and then grabs the shoulders of Jen in a nerve hold. Again, the match cannot be won by submission, so this is merely to wear Jen down. Lydia releases that hold and knees Jen in the ribs before Lydia then grabs one of the bags tied to the bottom rope. She opens it and red ink sprays in her face. While Lydia tries to wipe the ink from her eyes, Jen lunges to one of the bags and opens it, though she gets sprayed by blue ink in the face. Lydia then picks Jen up and slams her to the mat before taggin in Kathy Smith. Ricky Simms - As per the rules, once you have opened one of the bags, you must tag out. This is top prevent one diva from simply running the table and opening all ten. Zed - It's all good, Rick. Let the lovely ladies fight. Kathy puts the boots to Jen Hawkins, then stands her up, whips her off the ropes and gives her a dropkick to the mat. Jen then rolls to her corner and tags in Shawna Miller. Shawna dives for the nearest bag, opens it and she is sprayed in the face with a green ink packet. Kathy then gives her an atomic drop and then an inverted backbreaker before Kathy then opens a bag and draws out a pair of scissors. She then puts the boots to Shawna before she then cuts the paper blouse off of her. Kathy goes for the skirt, but Shawna dives to her corner and tags in Corina. Corina gives Kathy a running knee lift to the head and then gives her a flapjack to the mat. Corina then goes to one of the remaining bags and she draws out a pair of scissors as well. She places Kathy in a camel clutch while grinning an evil smile. Corina tells the camera she is going to single handedly win this match tonight. Ricky Simms - It's easy to forget how accomplished Corina is among these ladies. Zed - Corina is one hot girl. I remember this one time she was bending down to pick up a quarter, or was it a nickel? Anyway, she was bending down and I had wondered what kind of underwear she wore and was I pleasantly surprised when I saw.... Ricky Simms - Just stop it. God, you're the anti-Lesher. Corina maintains her hold for a few moments only to take a bulldog to the mat from an interfering Lauren Strong. Kathy then slowly pulls herself to her corner and manages to tag in Sabrina while Corina appears ready to make the tag. Instead, Corina turns and trips the feet out from under Sabrina before landing a series of punches to the head on Sabrina. She then uses her scissors to cut Sabrina's T-shirt off and then tosses it into the crowd. Sabrina rolls back to her corner and tags in Lauren. Lauren enters the ring and ducks a clothesline from Corina and then gives her a knee to the gut followed by a gutwrench suplex to the mat and then Lauren opens one of the remaining bags and draws out a pair of scissors. Lauren then proceeds to cut the skirt off of Corina and then starts strangling her with it which draws cheers from the crowd. Corina frantically tries to make the tag. Instead, Lauren gives her a slam to the mat and then puts the boots to her before cutting the paper blouse off of her, eliminating her from the match. Ricky Simms - I guess Corina won't be dominating this match. Zed - She could dominate me anytime she wants, Rick. Cordelia charges into the ring and dives for one of the remaining bags and opens it, getting red ink sprayed in her face. Cordelia tries to wipt it away while Lauren attacks her with the scissors and proceeds to cut Cordelia's shirt off before security rushes into the ring and the referee gets knocked down. Ricky Simms - What the hell? "Come With Me" by Puff Daddy plays as Tony Parizi comes out, a microphone in hand. Tony Parizi - No, this match is over. These fans make me sick. No way my girls are going to be exploited inside that ring. Lydia and Cordelia need to be the daughters I want them to be. Scavenger then comes out and joins Tony on stage. Scavenger - See, I said this was not going to happen. Lauren, you're my wife. You are a mother, not a sex object. You cannot be out here parading yourself in front of these fans here tonight when you have a little girl at home. This is wrong and it's not the America I grew up in. Security ushers a majority of the divas away from the ring, but Lauren, Kathy and Lydia all start fighting back and they enter the ring and stand together. Lauren motions to Sammy Jo Johnson and a microphone is tossed to her inside the ring. Lauren Strong - Okay, Jake, I have had enough of this from you. Next week at Overdrive, I will wrestle against Lydia Parizi in the first ever buck naked match. Zed - I am in heaven! I am in heaven! Thank you Ricky! Zed kisses Ricky square on the lips. Ricky Simms - Oh my God.... were you eating nachos earlier? Zed - Found them on the floor. That's what you taste, yeah. Ricky Simms - I'm going to puke. Tony Parizi - I strictly forbid any buck naked match inside a CWA ring. Lydia Parizi - I accept! Tony Parizi - No you don't! I'll shut the damned show down!
The crowd cheers as Lydia and Lauren stand
in opposite corners and bow to the fans while Kathy applauds in the
middle of the ring. Tony continues to protest while we look
backstage and Henry Lesher returns to rid the announce table of Zed. Myst - I'm busy. Shannon Skanes - Yeah... *smiles* you were busy last night. Myst - *blushes* That was... weakness. I'm at work, Shannon. Shannon Skanes - I thought we might talk about Noah's match tonight and why Tony put it off. Myst - He has his reasons. He felt the card was too full as it is. Shannon Skanes - That's not what he told me. Myst - Then he lied to you. Shannon Skanes - You seem so sure. Myst - He wouldn't lie to me. I'm not gullible anymore. You cheated that out of me. Shannon Skanes - Hey, that was ancient... Max Cameron bursts in. Max Cameron - No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Shannon Skanes - What the...? Max Cameron - Monty Python. Oh come on, you've seen it. Surprise, Spanish Inquisition, you know. *moment of silence* Okay, screw the both of you. Myst - Why the hell are you in my office? Max Cameron - I get to challenge anyone I want as I won tonight. Shannon Skanes - Quite the win there Max. Max Cameron - Screw off. Look, Myst, I want you at Overdrive next week when I reveal my challenge. It's a big one. It will rock the world. Myst - No. Max Cameron - What? Myst - I won't fight you Max. Max Cameron - I didn't say... Myst - You didn't have to and the answer is no. Max Cameron - *grits his teeth* You are making a big mistake. The contract said I could fight anyone I want. Myst - No, it said you could challenge anyone you want and didn't force that person to accept. I'm no fool, Max. You, on the other hand... Max Cameron - This isn't over. Unlike your ex-husband here, I don't just roll over and die. Shannon Skanes - I'm still in the room Max. Max Cameron - *smirks* Like that matters. That bitch there took your balls years ago. I figured I put you out, now I can put out the man in the family too.
Shannon takes a step towards Max, but Max
is already turning and heading out the door while we then head back
to the ring. Vesuvius - This is a match for Anarchy Diva Title. Since I am the man in charge of Anarchy Inc., I name the stipulation tonight. The winner is the first diva to... pin Orlock. "All Hallows Eve" by Type O Negative plays as the monster Orlock makes his way onto the stage and the crowd boos this announcement loudly. Inside the ring, Bombshell tries to calm a panicked RC Pride down and tells her that they can do this. Crystal and Vesuvius laugh as Orlock makes his way down the ramp and then makes his way up the ring steps onto the apron, then steps over the top rope into the ring. The referee calls for the bell. Vesuvius - Just to make it sporting, you girls can do anything you want. No disqualification. Enjoy bleeding. Bombshell and RC both attack Orlock with a series of punches and kicks to the gut, but he doesn't even flinch. He grabs then both around the throat, picks them both up and gives them a double choke slam to the mat. He then stands on the chest of RC for a moment before he moves over to Bombshell and stands on her chest while the fans boo and Noah is seen yelling from ringside. Ricky Simms - Noah doesn't like the rules of the match. Henry Lesher - He needs to stop whining. His two bit girlfriend signed on for this match and knew Vesuvius was in charge. This is what happens when you make a bad choice in life. Orlock grabs Bombshell around the throat again and turns to look at Noah as he picks her up and then choke slams her to the mat again. Noah reaches under the ring and pulls out a kendo stick. He slips into the ring, kendo stick in hand and then starts wailing away at the chest of Orlock. This staggers the monster backwards and RC Pride tries for a roll up on him, but Orlock pulls himself free and then grabs her around the throat. Noah then places the kendo stick around the throat of Orlock and jumps onto his back, choking him with all he's worth. We then see Samson and Arizona rushing down the ramp to interfere, but fans jump the guard railing and intercept them. When we see a close up shot, we can tell it's Steve Hawkins and Bruce Miller who have headed off the attack. Inside the ring, Orlock falls to one knee while Bombshell and RC both get to their feet. Ricky Simms - This can't be what Vesuvius envisioned. Henry Lesher - Why do the horrible wrestlers have to ruin everything good in this business? Noah releases the choke and Bombshell super kicks Orlock in the chin, taking him down to the mat. She then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Orlock. RC jumps to the top rope and then she lands a moonsault onto Orlock before she and Bombshell both go for the pin. 1...2...3! With their combined effort, they hold the big man down and the referee calls for the bell. No sooner is Noah high fiving both girls than Crystal Braun charges out onto the stage with a microphone in hand. Crystal Braun - What the hell, Casey? You're an idiot! Two women can't get the pin at the same time! Casey motions to Sammy Jo Johnson and the microphone is thrown into the ring to her. Casey Braun - They had to pin Orlock and they both did. They are both the Anarchy Diva champ. Crystal Braun - This is why you're a referee and I'm actually doing something with my life. Casey Braun - As a whore to Vesuvius? I'll take my position over yours since you're under that jackass. Crystal Braun - Watch your words, Casey. He is a great man. Casey Braun - This match was an ambush for these ladies and then for Noah. I made the right call. Don't be a whiny bitch about it, sister. Crystal Braun - You'll regret this.
Arizona and Samson give up their fight and
retreat while Bruce Miller and Steve Hawkins enter the ring and help
Noah dispose of Orlock, dumping him out to the floor. Crystal storms
off and both Bombshell and RC Pride shake hands with the referee
before shaking hands with one another. Neriah Sweet - Can I have a minute, Tommy? Tommy Purr - For what? Neriah Sweet - Your thoughts on your match tonight. Tommy Purr - I am defending the title against a living legend in Vigilante, an unknown menace in The Mask, and a total wildcard in Hoshi. This is the biggest challenge of my career. Neriah Sweet - Well, that gets thrown around a lot though. Tommy Purr - This time, it's an apt description. Vigilante has always had an incredible record in terms of winning matches like this. Hoshi has to be really hungry to win the title in a main event she has more than earned through her years of battling in this company. The Mask is so unpredictable that I cannot rule him out. Neriah Sweet - Which is the three do you feel you need to key on? Tommy Purr - Vigilante must be eliminated from the match first. If he is allowed to skate along and divide and conquer his way to the last two, I might as well hand him the title. To a man, he is the most talented wrestler purely on talent alone. Of course, I believe I am the smarter wrestler and the one best suited to carry this belt beyond tonight's action. Neriah Sweet - But if you had to pick one of the three to take the belt, who would you pick?
Tommy Purr - I am not playing that kind of
game, Neriah. I have the belt right now and I will have the belt
when the smoke clears tonight. It's my title and I won't speculate
on who would wear it best if I lose. It's just not an option to me
and it won't be. *holds up the belt to the camera and points to the
name plate on the front* Tommy Purr is your champion. It's what the
fans want. It's what the CWA needs. I'll die before I drop this
title belt tonight. Ricky Simms - That's creative. She is one half of the Anarchy Diva championship, so she has half of a belt. Henry Lesher - She's half a wrestler, so why not? Greyson leads RC down the ramp and then he rolls himself under the bottom rope into the ring. He then stands on the second rope in the corner and waves to the crowd before he then jumps down as his music fades out. We then hear "Hollow Man" by The Hollow Men and Gary Barber comes out with the TV Title over his shoulder and receives loud boos from the crowd. He looks down into the ring and shakes his head before he makes his way down the ramp to ringside. He then pulls himself onto the apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring where he shows the TV belt to Greyson and says that's how close he will get to it. The referee takes the belt and hands it off through the ropes. Gary then gives Greyson a punch to the jaw and starts landing elbows to the side of the head on Blaze while the referee then calls for the bell. Ricky Simms - Barber caught Blaze off guard there. Henry Lesher - Because he's an idiot. Barber was right there, so expect that. Barber picks Greyson Blaze up and runs him head first into the corner buckle and then gives him a spinning power slam to the mat. Barber then applies a hammerlock on the downed Greyson. The referee checks for a submission, but Greyson refuses to give up this early in the match. He reaches out for the ropes with his free arm only to have Gary Barber grab that arm and twist it behind his back and turning it into a double hammerlock. Greyson still refuses to submit and now tries to move his feet to get them closer to the ropes. Outside the ring, RC cheers Greyson on and tries to get a chant started for him. Ricky Simms - Barber is dominating early here. Henry Lesher - That's because he is vastly more talented than Greyson Blaze. Greyson manages to snag the bottom rope with his foot and then the referee forces the break. Barber frees Greyson, then stands him up and whips him off the ropes and then gives him a shoulder block back to the mat. Barber then gives Greyson an elbow smash to the throat before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Greyson. Barber then stands Greyson up and takes a jawbreaker from Greyson who then gives Barber a series of knife edge chops which back him up to the ropes and then he whips Barber off the ropes and then gives him a dropkick to the mat. Greyson then goes for a springboard moonsault and lands on raised knees from Barber. Barber then jumps to his feet as Greyson rolls himself out to the floor. Ricky Simms - Greyson was turning it around, but went high risk too early there. Henry Lesher - Well, Barber is just that much better than Blaze ever will be. Barber drops and rolls out after Greyson. Greyson then greets Barber with an eye gouge, slams Barber's head off the ring apron and then whips him shoulder first into the guard railing. Greyson then rolls himself back into the ring. Gary Barber then pulls himself onto the apron only to be greeted with a clothesline back to the floor from Greyson. Blaze then climbs the ropes in the corner as Barber gets to his feet. Blaze leaps off the top and gives Barber a clothesline to the floor. He then stands Barber up, rolls him into the ring and does the same himself before going for the pin. 1...2... Barber gets a foot on the bottom rope. Ricky Simms - That was so close. Henry Lesher - Close doesn't matter. No one cares. Greyson stands Barber up and takes a thumb to the eye from Barber who then picks Greyson up and gives him a sit down power bomb. Barber then turns it into an inside cradle for the pin, hooking the tights out of sight of the referee. 1...2...3! Barber wins and retains his title tonight. He then rolls himself out of the ring, grabs his title belt and heads up the ramp with one arm raised in victory. Ricky Simms - Greyson was so close there. Barber wins from out of nowhere.
Henry Lesher - Great wrestlers do that.
Gary is a great wrestler. Noah Skanes - I get pulled from the show, but I almost get jumped? You let that match go down like that, so what do you know about the run in that Arizona and Samson were trying to pull off? Paulie La Cerva - Hey there, champ, you also jumped into the ring and took Orlock out. Noah Skanes - That match was between Yvonne and RC. What the hell was that caveman doing inside the ring? Paulie La Cerva - You know, I did you a favor tonight. I allowed you to hold that title for one more week. Noah Skanes - You didn't allow anything. I am going to retain my belt. Paulie La Cerva - Noah, you're a sham of a champion. The Originals have been shielded for a long time and look where they are right now. Noah Skanes - You book it, prick. Paulie La Cerva - Based on fan reaction. You're just not, what do they call it? You're not over. Bombshell - This whole thing is over. Come on, Noah, he isn't worth your time. We can talk to Tony. Paulie La Cerva - I don't take kindly to... Noah Skanes - You're a figurehead Paulie. Ask Wyatt how replaceable you are. Paulie La Cerva - Wyatt? He's flipping burgers somewhere these days. He wasn't the right man for the job. Wyatt Gibson steps into the office with sister Jordan by his side. Wyatt Gibson - I'm what? Paulie La Cerva - Wow, so you're here tonight. How much you getting paid? Wyatt Gibson - You're out of touch Paulie. I'll show you just how much when I meet you inside the ring next week. Paulie La Cerva - Pardon? Jordan Gibson - Tony Parizi has approved a match where you team with your never seen girlfriend Drina to face my brother and I. The winners will be the GMs of the show. Paulie La Cerva - I never signed a contract for that. Noah Skanes - I guess you need to talk to Tony, too.
Noah, Bombshell and the Gibsons leave the
office. Paulie starts throwing papers around and cursing while we
return to the ring. Ricky Simms - Jack Spade is not the man we once knew. Henry Lesher - He ended a horrible match earlier and attacks a horrible wrestler now. I like this kind og change. Jack Spade stands Malk up and whips him shoulder first into the corner post while Moose charges down the ramp. Moose gives Spade a vicious clothesline to the floor that causes Spade to somersault and lands face down. Moose then puts the boots to Spade and then stands him up and runs him shoulder first into the steel ring steps. Moose then picks Spade up and body slams him to the floor and then puts the boots to him again. Malk, meanwhile, stands up and rolls himself under the bottom rope into the ring. Moose rolls Jack into the ring and Malk starts putting the boots to Spade while Moose then pulls himself onto the apron and then steps into the ring which finally allows the referee to call for the bell to officially start this match. Ricky Simms - This probably won't be a technical marvel. Henry Lesher - Nothing which includes Malk can be any kind of marvel. Moose leg drops the fallen Spade across the chest and goes for the pin. 1...2... Malk pulls Moose off of Spade and then starts giving him forearm smashes to the jaw. He then stands Moose up, whips him into the corner and then gives him a hip toss back to the middle of the ring. Malk then stands Moose up and takes a right hook from Moose who then headlocks Malk and gives him a bulldog to the mat. Moose then goes for an STF on Malk, but Malk grabs the bottom rope and quickly gets to his feet. He and Moose then start trading rights and lefts. Malk knees Moose in the gut and then gives him a vertical suplex to the mat. Malk goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Moose. Jack Spade then gives Malk a running kick to the head before rolling Malk into a school boy pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Malk and Spade slaps the mat. Ricky Simms - As with all triple threat matches, the end could happen at anytime and it's hard to predict the winner. Henry Lesher - I can predict that the winner will not be Malk. Spade stands Malk up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a dropkick to the mat. Spade then jumps to his feet only to take a spear to the mat from Moose who then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Jack Spade. Moose then stands Spade up and whips him through the ropes and out to the floor. Moose then takes a round house kick from Malk who then pulls the feet out from under Moose before applying a sharpshooter on Moose. The referee checks for a submission from Moose who refuses while he reaches out for the ropes. There are loud chants for Moose from his supporters while we see Jack Spade rolling himself back into the ring. Spade sees what's going on and opts to place Malk in a sleeperhold. The referee is now checking for two submissions at the same time. Malk's hold on Moose weakens and the defending champ manages to free himself and then he uses the ropes to get to his feet. Malk refuses to submit to Jack's hold. Jack's hold is broken as Moose gives Spade an inverted DDT to the mat and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Jack Spade. Ricky Simms - Intense action between the three men and near falls in every direction you look. Henry Lesher - So why do we suffer through so much garbage to get to the good stuff? Moose stands Spade up and whips him into a clothesline from Malk. Malk then picks Spade up and slams him to the mat and then starts trading punches with Moose. Moose ducks a right from Malk and then gives him an atomic drop followed by an inverted backbreaker into a pin. 1...2... Spade pulls Moose off of Malk and places him in an ankle lock submission hold. Moose refuses to submit while Malk uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet. Malk then superkicks Jack Spade in the back of the head before rolling him over for the pin. 1...2... Spade grabs the bottom rope with his hand to break up the count and keep the match going. Malk then stands Spade up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a clothesline to the mat before Moose then knees Malk in the gut and then snap mares him into a sleeperhold attempt if his own. Spade breaks that up with a kick to the back on Moose. Spade then gives Moose a bulldog to the mat before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Moose. Ricky Simms - Tremendous action in this one. Amazing near falls all over. Henry Lesher - We get that. You said the same already. Get new material, Rick. Spade stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and ducks his head for a backdrop, but Moose kicks him in the face and then picks him up and delivers the Moosedriver. Malk then kicks Moose in the head and goes for the pin on Spade. 1...2... Moose pulls Malk off of Spade and then throws him through the ropes and out to the floor, telling Malk he isn't doing that to him again. Moose then picks up Jack Spade a second time and gives him a second Moosedriver to the mat and then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Moose wins and retains his title belt. Ricky Simms - Malk won the Old School title by taking advantage of the Moosedriver before and I guess Moose has a good memory for that kind of thing. Henry Lesher - Malk is an idiot.
Moose rolls himself out of the ring and
grabs his title belt. Malk then stands face to face with him and
then offers to shake his hand. Moose accepts and then moves on,
making his way up the ramp while the fans cheer him on. Joe Davidson - You wanted to say a few words? Gary Barber - I wanted to state the obvious first off. I am a dominant TV champion. I deserved the win tonight and I am glad Greyson didn't get it. Joe Davidson - Humble as always. Gary Barber - I also wanted to address the vacuum in the talent department right now. If Blaze is the best contender this company can come up with, maybe I need to change my focus a little. Maybe I need to look up. Joe Davidson - The world title? Gary Barber - I have been in this company for more than a year. I have an incredible record. I am only missing that elusive world title run. Joe Davidson - I'll agree with that. Gary Barber - You'll agree with that because it's true, Joe. This company does have issues with the truth, though. I will admit that. Joe Davidson - So you're throwing a challenge out there then? Gary Barber - Yeah, I am making a challenge. Let's see if tonight's winner will admit the obvious, that Gary Barber is the real number one contender. I am the main eventer this company needs to get the press it feels it deserves. Joe Davidson - We'll see how the winner of the main event tonight reacts then. Gary Barber - If I don't get my shot, the next four weeks will be very difficult for the CWA champ.
Gary walks out and we return to the ring. Ricky Simms - Vigilante is wasting no time in trying to eliminate Hoshi from this match. Henry Lesher - I like the strategy. Vigilante stands Hoshi up, whips her off the ropes and then picks her up before giving her a sidewalk slam to the mat. Vigilante then stands Hoshi up again, whips her into a neutral corner and then charges in for a shoulder block. Hoshi side steps that and then rolls Vigilante into a school boy pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Vigilante. Vigilante then jumps to his feet and starts landing rights and lefts to the side of the head on Hoshi. Vigilante then whips her off the ropes and gives her a back drop. Hoshi manages to land on her feet and then gives Vigilante a standing dropkick to the back. Hoshi then rolls to The Mask and tags him into the match. The Mask steps through the ropes and then clotheslines Vigilante to the mat as he's just getting up. The Mask then boot choke Vigilante while holding the top rope for added leverage. Ricky Simms - The Mask is inside the ring, fresh and ready to start punishing Vigilante. Henry Lesher - Well, everyone in this main event is evenly matched except Hoshi. The Mask releases the choke and then he stands Vigilante up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a backdrop to the mat. The Mask then stands Vigilante up and takes an upper cut from Vigilante who then gives The Mask a drop toe hold into an STF, but The Mask grabs the bottom rope to force the break before the referee has even had a chance to ask for a submission. The Mask then uses the ropes to get to his feet and then he kicks Vigilante in the ribs. Vigilante answers with an eye gouge on The Mask and then rakes his eyes along the top rope before tagging in Hoshi Yakamoto. Hoshi leaps to the top rope and then leaps off and right into the arms of The Mask who spins her to the mat with a power slam. He then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Hoshi. Ricky Simms - Hoshi is staying in this one. Henry Lesher - That doesn't say much for the rest of them, I'm afraid. The Mask stands Hoshi up, she then gives him a knee to the gut and then goes for a bulldog, but he throws her off and she crashes into the corner buckle. The Mask then picks her up and gives her a slam to the mat, then he stands her up again, whips her off the ropes and goes for a spinebuster, but Hoshi locks in a headlock and then gives The Mask a DDT to the mat before she goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by The Mask. Hoshi then stands The Mask up, takes a knee to the gut from The Mask and then he gives her a pump handle slam to the mat. He then stands her up, looks to the crowd for a moment and then gives her the Needle Driver to the mat before he goes for the pin. 1...2...3! The Mask has eliminated Hoshi from the match. Ricky Simms - I don't think anyone could kick out of that move. Henry Lesher - Tommy could. Frank could. Max would tap out watching that move. The Mask is jumped from behind by Tommy Purr who kicks The Mask in the head repeatedly, then stands him up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a dropkick that sends him back down to the mat. Tommy then stands The Mask up, whips him into a neutral corner and then goes for a shoulder block only to have The Mask instead knee him in the head. The Mask then grabs Tommy with both hands around his throat and gives him a sit out choke slam to the mat before The Mask goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Tommy. The Mask stands Tommy up, whips him off the ropes and then tags in Vigilante before giving Tommy a clothesline to the mat. Vigilante then charges into the ring and puts the boots to Tommy Purr. He then stands Tommy up, places his throat over the top rope and chokes him with it, releasing the choke before the five count. Ricky Simms - Vig is always very competitive when gold is on the line. Henry Lesher - That's why I respect him. He knows that second place is just another loser. Vigilante picks Tommy up and then gives him a shoulderbreaker before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Tommy Purr. Vigilante then stands Tommy up, whips him into a neutral corner and then gives him a running knee lift before he then gives Tommy a double under hook suplex to the center of the ring. Vigilante then goes for the pin. 1...2... another kicks out by Tommy Purr. Vigilante then stands Tommy up, whips him off the ropes and then misses with a dropkick when Tommy grabs the ropes and then lunges to tag in The Mask. The Mask steps through the ropes only to get his feet swept out from under him by Vigilante. Vigilante then goes to the ropes and makes his way to the second rope, then gives The Mask a double axe handle smash to the back before he then knee lifts The Mask in the face. Vigilante then whips The Mask off the ropes and then gives him a clothesline to the mat. Vigilante then picks The Mask up over his shoulder and then delivers the Catch 22 before going for the pin. 1...2...3! The Mask has been eliminated and now we're down to Vigilante and Tommy Purr for the title. Ricky Simms - Fantastic display by Vigilante there and he is one step away from being the champ. Henry Lesher - This is the first time since The Moose and Gary Barber fought for the title that I have felt this good about who will be champion. Tommy charges into the ring and starts trading rights and lefts with Tommy Purr. Tommy then gives Vig a forearm smash to the jaw and then gives him a snap suplex to the mat. He stands him up and goes for another, but Vigilante blocks it and then gives Tommy a fisherman's suplex into a pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Tommy and the crowd groans at how close Vigilante was to becoming the champion. Vigilante then stands Tommy up, whips him off the ropes and then backdrops him right over the top rope and out to the floor. Vigilante then goes to the ropes in the corner and makes his way to the top. He then leaps off and lands a double axe handle smash to the back on Tommy Purr. Vigilante then stands Tommy up and goes for the should whip into the steel ring steps, but Tommy reverses it and sends Vigilante into them instead. Tommy then picks Vigilante up and slams him to the floor and then Tommy rolls himself into the ring. Vigilante then gets to his feet only to take a baseball slide to the chest from Tommy Purr. Tommy then stands Vigilante up and rolls him into the ring before doing the same himself and then he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Vigilante. Ricky Simms - This is hotly contested as these two are so evenly matched. Henry Lesher - I know that. Even the idiot fans know that. Stop stating the obvious, Rick. Tommy stands Vigilante up, whips him into the corner buckle and then goes for a shoulder block, but Vigilante kicks Tommy in the head and then gives him a hip toss right over the top and back out to the floor. Vigilante again goes to the ropes in the corner and makes his way to the top. He goes for a flying body press, but Tommy dropkicks him right out of mid air and both men crash to the floor in a heap. The referee starts counting both men down and out while the fans are torn on which wrestler they are cheering for. Ricky Simms - I think they both might be dead after the impact of that collision. Henry Lesher - That's the only way Malk or Hoshi will every move up in the rankings. Tommy and Vigilante stagger to their feet. They then start trading rights and lefts. Tommy then rolls himself into the ring with Vigilante close behind, both men barely beating out the count. They get to their feet and again start trading punches. Tommy then gives Vigilante a knife edge chop to the chest and then whips him off the ropes. He ducks his head for a backdrop, but Vigilante goes for a leap frog. Tommy manages to stay ducked and then picks Vigilante up on his shoulders before giving him an electric chair to the mat. Tommy then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Vigilante and that leaves Tommy's fans groaning. Ricky Simms - Half the crowd thought Tommy had it won there. Henry Lesher - Tommy is pretty awesome. Tommy stands Vigilante up and whips him through the ropes to the floor, the match again leaving the ring. Tommy then rolls himself out of the ring and then starts trading punches with Vigilante on the floor. Tommy then takes a knee to the gut from Vigilante who then slams Tommy's head into the guard railing. Vigilante then pulls Tommy around to the announce table and sets him on top of it. Vigilante then rolls himself into the ring and then back out in order to stop the count. Vigilante then climbs onto the ring apron and then leaps off, giving Tommy a flying knee drop to the forehead which sends him through the announce table to the floor. Both men lie on the floor in pain, Tommy grabbing at his head while Vigilante appears to have hurt his knee. Ricky Simms - These guys are both in rough shape here. Henry Lesher - Get up, Tommy! Get in the ring now! Tommy gets to his feet, but he doesn't appear to be certain of where he is. Vigilante tries to stand, but his knee buckles out from under him and then we hear the bell. Both men have been counted out and the fans boo loudly. Vigilante then rolls himself into the ring and starts to protest to the referee, demanding a restart to the match. We then hear "Come With Me" by Puff Daddy and Tony Parizi steps out onto the stage. Tony Parizi - Holy shit, a main event match comes down to a double count out. The fans are evenly divided on who should win, so next week we will find out. *loud boos* Hey, I don't do restarts. Deal with it. Next week, you two will meet inside the ring, the World Title on the line, and this will be a no DQ match. This also means no count outs. Go home, freshen up and get ready for war next Sunday guys. Ricky Simms - The fans don't like it, but next week is shaping up to be a huge edition of Overdrive. The Originals Title and the World Title will be on the line. Gary Barber is set to challenge the man who wins that match. We also will see a battle for the GM position on this show. Henry Lesher - So, if you wasted fifty bucks on Pyrophoric, thanks for your money and better luck next year. Ricky Simms - That's enough, Doc. We fade to black as Tommy and Vigilante stand face top face inside the ring and appear ready to go at it again, restart or not. |
