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Toronto, ON Ray Dees - Scavenger, tonight you were all set to make you big return and there's been a snag. Scavenger - Well, I would say Eternity not showing up is a major snag, yeah. Ray Dees - So what now? Scavenger - My brother has a big match tonight, so I start by watching that. Ray Dees - How does Lauren feel about him dating Chastity? Scavenger - I haven't really discussed it with him, Ray. Besides, this is wrestling and not a soap opera. Ray Dees - Touché.
Overdrive Opening "Mouth" by Bush plays as Fixxxer makes his way onto the stage, the crowd giving him a warm response. He makes his way down the ramp towards the ring with Chastity at his side. He then makes his way up the ring steps onto the apron before he steps through the ropes into the ring. He then tests the ropes while Chastity shouts words of encouragement from ringside and his music fades. We then hear "Solitaire Unraveling" by Mushroomhead and Frank Merritt comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd. He then makes his way down the ramp towards the ring with a smirk on his face while he looks at his opponent for this week. He stops at ringside and has a few unkind words for Chastity and then he pulls himself onto the apron where Fixxxer greets him with a series of forearm smashes to the jaw before giving him a clothesline off the apron back to the floor. Fixxxer then drops and rolls himself out to the floor where he starts putting the boots to Merritt. Ricky Simms - Fix is getting this show off to a fighting start. Henry Lesher - He will do anything to distract us from the fact he sucks so much. How bad would that be, being the less talented brother to Scavenger? I shudder at the idea. Fixxxer stands Merritt up, whips him into the steel guard railing and then gives him a bulldog to the floor. The crowd cheers as Fixxxer then stands Merritt up and rolls him into the ring before doing the same himself which allows referee Francis Clarke to call for the bell and get the action started. Fixxxer places Frank's throat over the bottom rope and chokes him with it while Chastity can be seen applauding at ringside. Fixxxer releases the choke before the referee can reach a five count and then stands Merritt up and whips him into the corner where he then delivers a series of shoulder blocks on Merritt. Ricky Simms - Fixxxer looks dominating thus far. Henry Lesher - He knows that if Merritt gets up, he's dead. I can't say I fault his logic there. Fixxxer gives Merritt a snap mare to the middle of the ring and then places him in a sleeper hold. Frank refuses to submit when asked by the referee and then he reaches back and eye gouges Fixxxer before giving him an elbow to the ribs and then he stands, with Fixxxer on his shoulder and then gives him a spinning power slam to the mat. Frank then chokes Fixxxer and shakes his head while the referee threatens to disqualify Merritt here. Merritt then stands Fixxxer up and whips him through the ropes and out to the floor. Merritt drops and heads to the floor as well. Ricky Simms - Now Fix is in trouble. Henry Lesher - Yeah, his comeback will be shorter than Pyro's. Merritt puts the boots to Fixxxer on the floor and then slams his head into the steel ring steps. Merritt then picks Fixxxer up and slams him to the floor before he rolls himself into the ring and then back out, which breaks the referee's count. Merritt then stands Fixxxer up and takes a jawbreaker from Fixxxer who quickly rolls himself back into the ring and then uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet while Chastity encourages him from ringside. Frank uses the ropes to pull himself into the ring where he is greeted with a kick to the ribs from Fixxxer who pulls Frank to the middle of the ring and then applies a figure four leglock on Frank. Frank refuses to submit when asked by the referee and then reaches out for the ropes. Ricky Simms - Fixxxer is back in control, but it's a dangerous game to play with Frank here. Henry Lesher - Frank is going to show another wrestler why we call him a monster. Merritt pulls himself towards the ropes and the crowd starts a chant for Fixxxer. Fixxxer struggles to hold Frank away from the ropes, but Frank manages to continue pulling Fixxxer closer to the ropes and then he reaches out and grabs the bottom rope which forces the break. Fixxxer releases the hold, stands up and then stands Frank up before whipping him off the ropes. Frank ducks a clothesline attempt by Fixxxer and then he delivers a heart punch out of nowhere which drops Fixxxer to the mat where Frank goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Frank gets the win. Ricky Simms - Frank is just so dangerous. Henry Lesher - He's dreamy. Frank rolls himself out of the ring and looks to Chastity and then starts to chase her at ringside. She rolls herself into the ring with Frank close behind. He readies himself to give her a heart punch and then we hear "My Girlfriend's Girlfriend" by Type O Negative and Scavenger makes his way onto the stage. He then runs down the ramp and slips under the bottom rope into the ring while Frank exits the ring and shakes his head as he reatrets to the back. He tells the camera that Scavenger isn't worth his time. Ricky Simms - Frank feels he is the next champ and he's undefeated since his return. Henry Lesher - The man is right. Are you
calling him a liar? Ariel Johnson - No, Sammy, I am sure it's no big deal. Sammy Jo Johnson - I was called to a meeting by Myst and you think it's no big deal? Ariel Johnson - I am sure it'll be fine. Sammy Jo Johnson - Easy for you to say since you're not important enough for her to meet with. Ariel's jaw drops as Sammy continues storming through the locker room. Ariel just shakes her head while Eli sighs. Eli Ryder - If anyone understands family issues... Ariel Johnson - Normally, I would be all happy that someone is talking to me. This isn't one of those times. Eli Ryder - Look, I'm sure it'll be okay. Ariel Johnson - You're trying to be sweet, but my sis is right. Any meeting with Myst is a bad thing. Eli Ryder - I can't really argue with that since she tried firing me before. Ariel Johnson - I just wish the world would stop dumping on me. My career's in the toilet and not my sister's might be as well. Eli Ryder - Wish I could say something here.... Ariel Johnson - Yeah, there's nothing to say. Ariel storms out and Eli shrugs before resuming
his preparations for tonight's match. The camera then pulls out and
we see Kira watching from around the corner. "The Movie" by Aerosmith plays as Hoshi Yakamoto makes her way onto the stage. The crowd gives her a solid ovation as she makes her way down the ramp towards the ring. Hoshi high fives fans on her way around the ring and then she pulls herself onto the apron before she steps through the ropes into the ring. Hoshi then tests the ropes while her music fades and we hear "Halls of Fear" by Nino Rota plays as Cassandra walks Sal Clemenzo onto the stage where the crowd also gives them a warm ovation. Sal makes his way down the ramp towards the ring and then he has a few words with Cassandra before he makes his way onto the apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. Referee Mark Davis then calls for the bell to get the match started. Ricky Simms - This is an oddity as two popular wrestlers square off here. Henry Lesher - Well, one wrestler and one nobody who would be fired if she didn't work for peanuts. Sal locks up with Hoshi and then backs her up to the ropes where the referee asks for a clean break. Sal takes a step back and then they lock up again. This time, Hoshi knee lifts Sal in the gut and then gives him a series of forearm smashes to the jaw which back him to the middle of the ring. Sal answers with a knee to the ribs and then gives her a tilt a whirl backbreaker before he goes for the early pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Hoshi. Sal then stands Hoshi up, whips her off the ropes and then gives her a dropkick which sends her back down to the mat. Sal then goes to the ropes and jumps to the second rope before he delivers a flying leg drop across the chest on Hoshi and he again goes for the pin. 1...2... Hoshi rolls a shoulder out. Ricky Simms - Sal nearly had a quick win there. Henry Lesher - Well, Sal is an actual wrestler. He has that to his advantage. Sal stands Hoshi up, whips her off the ropes and then gives her a clothesline to the mat. Sal then gives her an elbow smash to the chest before he again goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out again by Hoshi. Sal then stands Hoshi up and whips her into the corner before he charges in for a back elbow that finds no one home as Hoshi sidesteps it. Hoshi then slams Sal's face into the corner buckle and then gives him a side Russian leg sweep to the mat before rolling him up for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Sal. Hoshi then pulls Sal to his feet and then places him in a headlock before she delivers a springboard bulldog on Sal and then she goes for the pin again. 1...2... kick out by Sal again. Hoshi then stands Sal up, whips him off the ropes and then gives Sal a dropkick to the mat before she goes for a lionsault and lands on raised knees from Sal. Ricky Simms - Hoshi miscalculated that one. Henry Lesher - That is mostly due to her being stupid. Sal uses the ropes to get to his feet and then he applies a full Nelson on Hoshi. She leans back and manages to reach the ropes with her left foot which forces the break before Sal can fully apply the hold. We then see JC Michaels and Rebella DeCesare making their way down the ramp towards the ring which draws boos from the crowd. JC stops at ringside while Rebella heads off after Cassandra O'Shea. Ricky Simms - Well, this match is being ruined. Henry Lesher - It's being made awesome. Sal spots JC Michaels at ringside and he dives through the ropes onto JC which brings him down to the floor while they brawl and the referee calls for the bell. Rebella attacks Cassandra and they start brawling as well while the crowd boos the announcement that this match has been declared a no-contest. Ricky Simms - That's not the ending we wanted for this one. Henry Lesher - I owe them a debt of gratitude for ending a Hoshi match early here. Security rushes out to separate JC and Rebella
from the objects of their attack as we look backstage. Sammy Jo Johnson - Okay, what do you want? Myst - My husband has been reviewing your little faction and couldn't help but be unimpressed. Sammy Jo Johnson - Then I'll fly solo. Myst - Yeah, we had an idea like that for you. Sammy Jo Johnson - You're not firing me? Myst - No, you're simply being reassigned. Sammy Jo Johnson - Oh no... Myst - We have decided your best place is as the ring announcer. That will be your position effective next Sunday. Sammy Jo turns, her head down, and leaves the
office without another word said. Myst goes back to throwing playing
cards into a hat. "Run to the Hills" by Iron Maiden plays as AJ and Max Cameron make their way onto the stage. The crowd gives them a solid reaction as they make their way down the ramp with their Venom masks in their hands. They then hand them off to lucky fans at ringside before they pull themselves onto the apron and then they step through the ropes into the ring. Max and AJ talk to one another and high five one another before their music fades. Ricky Simms - This should be quite the tag team championship match. "Motherfucker of the Year" by Motley Crue plays as CWA owner Shannon Skanes emerges onto the stage with Bruce Miller at his side. They make their way down the ramp towards the ring, the crowd also giving them a warm reception while Max and AJ look confused inside the ring. Ricky Simms - Okay, this is odd. Henry Lesher - Is Max retiring again already? Shannon grabs the microphone from Kathy Smith at ringside, giving her a wink before he pulls himself onto the ring apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. Shannon Skanes - Well, Max, here we are. Years pass and you're still here. Years pass, retirements come and go like the seasons and you defy all logic and common sense by still being here. Max Cameron - Get to the point. Shannon Skanes - Okay, I can see you're a busy man. You called out the EVC and I must say that was a ballsy move, my friend. You and AJ here were ready to take on the Freebird channeling EVC, naming the tag team of their choice. There is a problem, though. They didn't make any attempt to defend those title belts and I received an icy reception from them when I asked about it. They said you and AJ here are a joke and not worthy of a challenge merely be beating the Shmelkys. Max Cameron - Hey, that was the deal. Shannon Skanes - Whoa there, Lone Ranger, Tonto agree with you. Tonto say black hat men treat you bad. You good, they bad. The thing is, I have the authority to take the titles away from them, but I have a better idea. AJ Cameron - I don't like this. Shannon Skanes - Look, I wouldn't like being stuck with Max Cameron either, but you're here now. You came to the prom with the schnauzer, you go home with him. Max Cameron - Careful... Shannon Skanes - I'm just kidding around, Max. I like you... I guess. Anyway, I had an epiphany while the EVC seemed indifferent to their titles. I had a brilliant idea. Max Cameron - Then get to it. Shannon Skanes - You and AJ, Venom Squared, are the provisional tag team champions. Max Cameron - Provisional? Shannon Skanes - Good, you can hear. This is how it works. Every week you and AJ here defend your titles against any two challengers for your right to wear the gold. This means that the EVC themselves can challenge you for the titles if they choose to. That way, they can't cry foul here. Max Cameron - They will. Shannon Skanes - Maybe, but I am in charge, so it's all taken care of. Max Cameron - If I lose the titles, I retire. Bruce Miller - For God's sake, Max, you can't retire every damned week! Even Michael Jordan eventually stopped saying it. I'll slap you upside your idiot head if... Shannon Skanes - Easy there, pit-bull, leave Max here alone. No, Max, you're not retiring. Just defend your right to be the champs until the EVC decide they want their chance. Between now and then, the titles will be defended every week. That way, fans get to see title matches every week and who doesn't want that? "Motherfucker of the Year" by Motley Crue plays again as Shannon and Bruce leave the provisional tag team champions inside the ring while the crowd cheers. Ricky Simms - What an odd set up for the tag titles. I guess we should congratulate Max and AJ here. Henry Lesher - Yeah, Shannon just made sure
everyone on the roster wants to beat them up. Maybe I'll like him
this go around. He knows how to make life difficult for Max. Sabrina Davidson - Moose, tonight we see another wrestler join the Terror in the Aisles main event. Who would you choose between Bombshell, Shadow and Rated R? Moose - I don't care who it is. It looks like it's open season for the belt right now. Sabrina Davidson - Does that bother you? Moose - I have been in this company for years. I have seen many stars come and go and more flashes in the pan than I can mention in one interview. I can handle anything they throw at me. Sabrina Davidson - Word has it that the event is going to be one which will provide the most heated challenge that any CWA champ has had in a long time. Moose - I beat Gary Barber at Warriors. I repelled Sal Clemenzo at Outrage. I survived a month of the EVC trying to dethrone me. I can stand anything that Terror in the Aisles throws at me this year. Sabrina Davidson - And you have no preference on who should qualify for this challenge? Moose - I just want to know it will be the best challenge I can find. I want there to be no excuses and I want anyone who thinks I am a paper champion or a protected champion to be shut the hell up. Sabrina Davidson - You could even be facing off against people who say such things. Moose - I would like that challenge very much. I didn't get to where I am by ducking people. Moose exits the shot and we head back to the
ring. "Voices" by Rev Theory plays as Malk makes his way onto the stage where the crowd gives him a warm reception. He stands on stage for a few minutes and smiles at the crowd before he starts to make his way down the ramp towards the ring. He stops at ringside and takes a few deep breaths before he pulls himself onto the apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. His music then fades and we hear "Hollow Man" by The Hollow Men as Gary Barber makes his way onto the stage where the crowd greets him with loud boos. Barber makes his way down the ramp and then makes his way around the ring once while not taking his eyes off of Malk. He then pulls himself onto the ring apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring which allows referee Steve Blake to call for the bell. Ricky Simms - Malk is set for this challenge as he has been on an impressive run recently. Henry Lesher - Malk is less than nobody, but the CWA has too shallow a talent pool for anyone to notice. Malk locks up with Barber and then Barber kicks Malk in the gut before giving him an arm drag to the mat where he quickly applies an abdominal stretch on Malk. The referee checks for a submission, but Malk refuses to give up and then he gives Barber a hip toss to the mat which breaks the hold before Malk then places both hands on the collar bones of Barber in a nerve hold move. The referee checks for a submission from Barber, but he refuses to give up and he reaches for the ropes. He then does a shoulder roll to escape the hold and he manages to grab the ropes and then he trips the feet out from under Malk before he then places Malk in a headlock and he then gives Malk a bulldog to the mat before he then rolls Malk out to the floor. Barber then follows him out. Ricky Simms - Barber is starting to take control here. Henry Lesher - Talent has to take control over incompetence. Barber stands Malk up and takes a series of rights and lefts from Malk and then Malk gives Gary Barber a headbutt before whipping him shoulder first into the steel corner post. Malk then gives Barber a belly to belly suplex to the floor before standing him up and then rolls him back into the ring before doing the same himself and then Malk goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Gary Barber. Malk then stands Gary Barber up, whips him off the ropes and misses with a clothesline as Barber ducks it and then he gives Malk a reverse neckbreaker to the mat. Barber then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Malk. Ricky Simms - Close call here as Barber nearly got the win. Henry Lesher - Barber will get the win. Malk has zero talent. Gary Barber stands Malk up, whips him off the ropes and then backdrops Malk to the mat. Barber then goes to the ropes and makes his way to the top. He leaps off and misses with a flying elbow smash when Malk rolls out of the way. Malk then uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet and then he applies a hammerlock on Gary Barber. Barber refuses to submit to the hold when asked by the referee and he reaches for the ropes while Malk tries to pick Gary up by the arm. Ricky Simms - Malk is seeing a weakness on Gary Barber and is taking full advantage. Henry Lesher - Gary's weakest spot is stronger than the strongest spot on Malk. Gary pulls himself closer to the ropes and manages to grab the top rope with his free arm which causes the referee to force the break. Barber then turns and thumbs Malk in the eye before picking him up and slamming him to the mat. Barber then stands Malk up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a dropkick to the mat. He then stands Malk up, kicks him in the ribs and then gives him the Crown of Lead before going for the pin. 1...2...3! Gary Barber gets the win over Malk this week. Ricky Simms - Barber scores the win and one has to wonder if he will end up in the complicated title shot at Terror in the Aisles. Henry Lesher - If they want the best wrestlers involved, he'll be in there for sure. Barber rolls himself out to the floor while the
fans boo and then he makes his way up the ramp towards the backstage
area with a smirk on his face. Ray Dees - Cassandra, tonight you and Sal were paid a visit by Rebella and JC. What's the end result of this melee? Cassandra O'Shea - I have decided this is the time, Ray. Next week, you get a mixed tag team match you've only dreamt of. Ray Dees - Are you really going to fight though? Cassandra O'Shea - I have been watching things around here, Ray. If a no telant like Rebella can win in her first match, I'll have no problems. Ray Dees - But this puts you on the EVC radar. Cassandra O'Shea - I don't care. Bring them on. Ray Dees - People like Vertigo and Lone Star haven't been since since challenging them. Cassandra O'Shea - Yeah, I heard about them and their lack of resolve. I just want to make Rebella bleed, Ray. Ray Dees - Sound strategy, I guess. Cassandra O-Shea - Damned straight. Next week,
she's going down. "My Own Enemy" by Thousand Foot Krutch plays as Greyson Blaze makes his way onto the stage where the crowd gives him a solid ovation. Blaze then makes his way down the ramp to the ring and slips under the bottom rope into the ring. Blaze then gets to his feet as his music fades and then we hear "Downfall" by Trust Company and Tommy Purr makes his way onto the stage with the TV title over his shoulder. Purr then makes his way down the ramp to the ring while the crowd cheers him on. He then pulls himself onto the ring apron while he tosses the title belt to the timekeeper. He then steps through the ropes into the ring and referee Mark Davis calls for the bell. Ricky Simms - Greyson Blaze is in the mix for gold again. This kid has a really bright future. Henry Lesher - Well, he was going to have one, but he's too rebellious. Tommy Purr and Greyson Blaze lock up in a test of strength. Tommy shows signs of the early advantage and Blaze then drops to one knee. Blaze fights his way back up and they are soon back to even, the crowd seemingly torn between the two combatants in this TV title match up. Blaze knees Tommy in the ribs and then whips him into the corner buckle. Tommy then comes out of the corner and ducks a clothesline from Blaze before giving him an inverted DDT to the mat and then he hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Blaze. Tommy then stands Greyson up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a backdrop to the mat. Tommy then gives Blaze an elbow smash to the throat and again goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Blaze. Ricky Simms - Close calls for Blaze, but he's still in this match. Henry Lesher - He doesn't belong in this match, Rick and everyone knows it. Tommy stands Greyson up, whips him off the ropes and then both men clothesline each other to the mat. The referee starts counting them both down as fans are torn on which one of the two they are cheering for in this one. On the four count, Greyson manages to grab the bottom rope and he starts pulling himself up. On the six count, Tommy manages to do the same and then they start trading rights and lefts from there. Tommy backs Greyson to the ropes, gives him an Irish whip and then gives him a shoulder block that sends him down to the mat. Tommy then goes to the corner buckle and makes his way to the top rope. He leaps off and lands a flying cross body press on Greyson before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Greyson Blaze. Ricky Simms - Greyson is showing his usual fighting spirit this week. Henry Lesher - Well, he doesn't have anything else to show. Tommy stands Greyson up, whips him off the ropes and Greyson ducks a clothesline and then gives Tommy a swinging neckbreaker to the mat. Greyson then stands Tommy up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a dropkick in the corner and then follows that up with a monkey flip to the middle of the ring. Greyson then picks Tommy up and slams him to the mat and then gives him a leg drop across the chest before he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Tommy Purr. Greyson then stands Tommy up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a backdrop. Tommy manages to land on his feet out of the backdrop and then he gives Greyson a back cracker before he goes for the pin. 1...2... Greyson gets a foot on the bottom rope. Ricky Simms - Closer to the middle of the ring, Tommy would have got a three count there. Henry Lesher - Greyson is just delaying the inevitable. Tommy pulls Greyson to the middle of the ring and then he applies a sleeper hold on the challenger. Blaze refuses to submit when asked by the referee and he reaches out towards the ropes. Blaze battles to his feet while Tommy tries to cinch the hold in deeper. Blaze reaches back and manages to elbow Tommy in the ribs before he executes a snap mare to break free of the hold and then he picks Tommy up over his shoulder and gives him a running power slam to the mat. Greyson goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Tommy Purr. Ricky Simms - Nice turnaround by Greyson here. Henry Lesher - It's all for nothing, though. Tommy is ten times the man Blaze is. Greyson stands Tommy up, whips him off the ropes and Tommy ducks a clothesline before giving Greyson an elbow to the ribs and then a gutwrench suplex to the mat. Tommy then gives Greyson a knee drop to the forehead and then stands Blaze up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a roundhouse kick to the chest which sends Blaze back to the mat. He then stands Greyson up, knees him in the gut and then gives him a Tom-Bomb to the mat before going for the pin. 1...2...3! Tommy Purr has won and retained the TV title tonight! Ricky Simms - Impressive title retention by Tommy here tonight. Henry Lesher - Well, he is the best man for the title.
Tommy leaves the ring with a smile on his face. the title over
his shoulder and the crowd cheering him on. Vesuvius - Ladies. Cordelia Parizi - What do you want? Vesuvius - Oh, come on now. Don't be like that. We can be friends here. Lydia Parizi - That's news to me. Vesuvius - Now now, I want to make a big splash as I come out of retirement. Cordelia Parizi - Why would you do that? Vesuvius - I intend to lead the Anarchy Angels to greatness in this company. Cordelia Parizi - No one cares. Vesuvius - I will make people care. Lydia Parizi - Yeah, just like you were going to be the hero the CWA needed, right? Cordelia Parizi - Your heroic skills are severely wanting, mountain man. Vesuvius - I am a hero. Cordelia Parizi - No, you're a forgotten man. The two sisters
push past Vesuvius who just stands there speechless. "Me Against the World" by Simple Plan plays as Eli Ryder makes his way onto the stage. He receives a loud ovation from the crowd as he makes his way down the ramp towards the ring. He then makes his way up the ring steps onto the apron before he steps through the ropes into the ring. His music then quickly fades and we hear "Where Eagles Dares" by The Misfits and The Moose comes out to a loud ovation as well. He stands on the stage for a few moments with the CWA title over his shoulder and then he makes his way down the ramp to ringside. He hands the title belt to the timekeeper and then pulls himself onto the apron before he steps through the ropes into the ring. Referee Francis Clarke calls for the bell to start the match and Eli locks up with Moose. Ricky Simms - Non-title match here as Eli can send a message to the man who beat him for that title. Henry Lesher - The message will entail emo whining and him submitting to an arm bar. Eli breaks the lock up with Moose, gives him a series of forearms to the jaw and then gives him an inverted atomic drop before giving Moose a clothesline to the mat. Eli then stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a monkey flip to the mat. Eli then quickly jumps to the ropes and hit a knee drop from the second rope before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Moose. Eli then stands Moose up, whips him into the corner buckle and then charges in for a shoulder block before he places Moose on the top rope and then he climbs the ropes, setting for a superplex. Moose then lands a series of punches to the ribs on Eli before shoving him off the ropes and Moose himself then stands on the top rope. Moose leaps off and lands a knee drop to the forehead on Eli before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Eli. Ricky Simms - Close calls both ways early in this one. Henry Lesher - Well, at least these guys can both wrestle. God knows who they wrestle for or why, but the talent is there, I guess. Moose stands Eli up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a boot to the gut which doubles him over and Moose then picks Eli up and delivers a power bomb to the mat where he again goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Eli who reverses the pin with a small package on Moose. 1...2... Moose kicks out. Moose then gets to his feet while Eli rolls himself out to the floor. Moose quickly slides under the bottom rope to the floor and starts trading rights and lefts there with Eli. Eli ducks a right hook from Moose, spins him around and then gives him a German suplex to the floor. Eli then stands Moose up and tries to whip him into the corner post, but Moose stops his forward momentum and then whips Eli shoulder first into the corner post. Moose then gives Eli a German suplex to the floor. Moose gets to his feet and rolls himself into the ring. Ricky Simms - Very physical match up here between these two. Henry Lesher - Like I said, they have the talent. They just have no direction. They are without purpose. Eli pulls himself to his feet on the floor and then rolls himself into the ring where Moose greets him with a series of kicks to the ribs. Moose then stands Eli up, whips him off the ropes and tries a shoulder block, but Eli absorbs it and does not go down. Instead, Eli gives Moose a series of elbows to the jaw and then gives him a facebuster to the mat before rolling him over for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Moose. Eli then stands Moose up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a backdrop to the mat from there. Eli then goes to the ropes and makes his way to the top. Moose stands, turns and takes a missile dropkick off the top rope which brings Moose down to the mat and Eli again goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Moose. Ricky Simms - Eli was very close to a huge win there. Henry Lesher - No one cares. Eli stands Moose up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a kick to the gut followed by a double under hook suplex to the mat. Eli then gives Moose a leg drop across the chest and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Moose. Eli then stands Moose up and whips him through the ropes and out to the floor. We then see Frank Merritt making his way down the ramp towards the ring while Eli rolls himself out to the floor. Eli sees Frank coming and heads him off. Frank tells Eli that he's not main event material anymore and then slaps him across the face. Eli answers by spearing Frank to the floor while the referee calls for the bell. Ricky Simms - Frank's ego is out of control. Henry Lesher - He's a main event guy now. People like Eli have to realize that and step aside. Moose gets to his feet and hears that his match has been thrown out and he heads off to where Eli and Frank are fighting. Moose gives Frank a knee to the head and then picks him up and gives him a Moosedriver to the floor. Moose then asks Eli if he's all right and Eli points to the title, says it's going to be his again soon. Ricky Simms - Eli has made it known that he intends on being in the main event at Terror in the Aisles as well. Henry Lesher - He's not man enough for that. He should just challenge Hoshi to a bra and panties match.
Moose places the title belt over his shoulder while Eli heads up the
ramp, shaking his head. Neriah Sweet - The fans want to know who will be in next week's main event match. Myst - Well, you see we will be naming one top contender for the CWA title every week. Next week, Eli Ryder will face Malk in a match to decide the next participant in the main event at Terror in the Aisles. Neriah Sweet - Right. Myst - I am completely confident in the abilities of these men to... Her voice trails off as Scavenger saunters into the picture. Myst - Can I help you? Scavenger - I think it's great that people like Eli and Malk get their shot, but tonight is triple threat and next week should be, too. Myst - You think so? And who, pray tell, should be in this match? Scavenger - I'll prove to the world I am back. Myst - Again? Scavenger - This time, I am fully recovered. Neriah Sweet - But going into a huge match like this? Scavenger - I am up to it. Myst - You know what? Fine, Malk and Eli can battle it out for the win and you can get beaten up a lot. That works for me. Scavenger - I will prove you wrong. Scavenger walks out while
Myst rolls her eyes and Neriah just looks nervous with the entire
exchange. "Stem" by Crossbreed plays as Shadow makes his way onto the stage and the crowd boos. He then starts to make his way down the ramp when he is attacked from behind by Rated R who gives him a kick to the back and then a bulldog to the ramp. Rated R then picks Shadow up and slams him to the ramp before he starts putting the boots to him. Rated R then drags Shadow by the feet down the ramp to ringside and then he picks up the ring steps. Referee Casey Braun gets in between Rated R and his intended target and warns him against using the ring steps. Rated R considers dropping her with the steps while Shadow slowly gets to his feet, bleeding from the forehead. Shadow shoves Casey into Rated R and then kicks her in the back which sends Rated R falling backwards to the floor and the steps fall free from his hands. Shadow then puts the boots to Rated R before he picks up the ring steps. Referee Steve Blake rushes down the ramp and manages to get in between Shadow and Rated R. Shadow then drills Steve Blake with the ring steps instead of Rated R. The referee falls in a heap next to Casey Braun and then Shadow stands Rated R up and slams his face into the steel ring corner post. Shadow then picks Rated R up and drops him on the steel guard railing, causing it to strike Rated R in the gut and knock the wind out of him while the fans cheer the violence. Ricky Simms - This is insane. Henry Lesher - This is what people will pay to see, Rick. Shadow picks up the ring steps and then hits Rated R in the head with them before dropping them to the floor. Shadow then pulls Rated R to the ring and rolls him under the bottom rope before he rolls himself in as well. "Piece of Me" by Britney Spears plays as Bombshell makes her way onto the stage and then she runs down the ramp to the ring and slips under the bottom rope into the ring. She kicks Shadow in the head as he is still focusing on Rated R and then she whips Shadow through the ropes and out to the floor. She then stands Rated R up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a dropkick to the mat. Bombshell then rolls herself out to the floor and reaches under the ring and pulls out a kendo stick. She then rolls herself into the ring and then starts giving Rated R shots with the kendo stick. On the floor, Shadow grabs a steel chair at ringside, folds it and then rolls himself into the ring. He drills Bombshell across the back with the chair and then drills her over the head with it. Shadow then turns his attention to Rated R, but Rated R gives Shadow a low blow and then grabs the chair from Shadow and then hits him in the forehead with it. Ricky Simms - This isn't even a match yet. Henry Lesher - It's pure bloody violence and I love it. Rated R places the chair over the head of Shadow and then he goes to the ropes. He poses on the second rope only to take a low blow from Bombshell who then gives Rated R a series of punches to the face and then she snap mares him to the mat. Referee Mark Davis runs down the ramp and slides into the ring and calls for the bell to officially start this match. Bombshell rolls herself out to the floor and reaches under the ring, pulling out a table. The referee rolls himself out of the ring and tries to stop Bombshell. She continues to set up the table despite Mark Davis' prtests. Inside the ring, Shadow picks up the chair on the mat and he hits Rated R over the head with it before he then reaches through the ropes and drills Mark Davis in the back of the head with it. He then tosses the chair aside and dives through the ropes, falling onto Bombshell and taking her down to the floor. Shadow then gets to his feet, picks Bombshell up and power bombs her through the table to the floor while the nearby fans cheer. Ricky Simms - Three referees have been knocked out so far in this one. Henry Lesher - That's how it should be. Make the match mean something. Shadow rolls Bombshell into the ring and then rolls himself into the ring where he takes a thumb to the eye from Rated R. Rated R spits blood on the mat as he stands Shadow up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a vicious clothesline to the mat. Rated R then picks Bombshell up over his shoulder and then runs her head first into the corner buckle before he gives her a running power slam to the mat. Rated R then hooks the leg before remembering there is no one here to count the pin. Rated R gets to his feet and takes a chair shot from Shadow, catching him right in the head with it. Ricky Simms - These three will all be in the hospital before the night is over. Henry Lesher - Good, that means they actually put forward the effort to win. Shadow picks Rated R up and dumps him over the top rope and out to the floor. He then turns and takes a shot to the jaw from Bombshell who has donned a pair of brass knuckles. She then gives Shadow a DDT to the mat before she rolls herself out to the floor and then pulls a second table out from under the ring. She slips this one into the ring instead of setting it up on the floor. She then rolls herself into the ring where Rated R is now waiting for her and he gives her a knee to the head. He then pulls the brass knuckles off her hand and turns and drills Shadow between the eyes with them. Rated R then starts to set up the table. Ricky Simms - This is just pure carnage. Henry Lesher - Good, this can go on all night as far as I am concerned. Rated R grabs Bombshell by the hair and it appears she is going through her second table of the night. Shadow manages to get to his feet behind Rated R and gives him a chop block and then slams his head into the table before Shadow then picks up the kendo stick Bombshell had used earlier. He cracks it across the skull of Rated R, breaking it in half as Bombshell then lands the Bitch Kick on Rated R. She then does the same to Shadow as referee Steve Blake drags himself into the ring. Bombshell goes for the pin on Rated R. 1...2...3! Bombshell gets the win this week and moves into the Terror in the Aisles main event. Ricky Simms - Finally, a referee ends the madness. Henry Lesher - That madness was the most entertaining part of the show, Rick. Bombshell rolls herself out to the floor, grabbing at her back while pulling blood-soaked hair out of her eyes. She spits blood on the floor as she raises her arms and tells the camera that she is the next champion in the CWA. Ricky Simms - Bombshell is getting a title shot. Who gets the next spot in that huge main event? Henry Lesher - Hey, she is getting there because Shadow and Rated R forced her to elevate her game. Give credit where credit is due, Rick. Ricky Simms - That's it for this week. Tune in next week for another edition of Overdrive! We fade to black on the bloodied and victorious Bombshell on stage, her arms still raised and a smile on her face. |
