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March 18th, 2009 from Calgary, AB "Coming Undone" by Korn plays as the opening credits for Overdrive run, images of Moose, Gary Barber, Tommy Purr, Eli Ryder, The Shmelky Brothers, Greyson Blaze, Shadow and Sal Clemenzo before we look backstage where Scavenger is seen limping into the arena. He is headed off by tonight's GM Gary Barber. Gary Barber - Well, if it isn't the one-legged wonder. Scavenger - If it isn't the last of the guest general managers. Gary Barber - Saw what you had to say this week, the whole thing about your midgets going for the tag titles. Scavenger - They aren't just going for them. They are going to win them. Gary Barber - I don't know if it's sadder that you say that or that you actually believe it. Scavenger - Hey, I feel the same about your latest shot at Moose. Gary Barber - I will claim that belt for the EVC tonight. Scavenger - I don't think so. I hear there are plans in motion to make sure you don't win the belt. Gary Barber - Tell the midgets to watch themselves out there. It would be a shame if they got hurt. Scavenger - Careful there, Gary. Your group loses power once tonight's show ends and you could be in a world of hurt. Scavenger
continues to make his way to his locker room while Gary Barber looks
on. Eli Ryder - Well, look who it is. Greyson Blaze - Look, about last week... Eli Ryder - Yeah, that was business. I get it. You're just the puppet on a string without a mind of your own. Greyson Blaze - Oh, I have a mind of my own. I didn't need the EVC to become the Aerial champ. Eli Ryder - Yeah, when are you going to defend that belt? Are you waiting for them to pick your opponent for Outrage? Greyson Blaze - I don't need anyone to pick my opponents. Eli Ryder - That's not how I see it. Moose faces Sal next week, providing he survives Gary Barber. JC Michaels is against Tommy Purr. Who are you facing? Greyson Blaze - I'll face you then. Eli Ryder - *smiles* Now, you don't want to go and call me out when you can't beat me in a straight up match. Greyson Blaze - I have something to prove to the fans. I obviously have something to prove to the guys backstage. I am no paper champion. Eli Ryder - We'll see about that.
Greyson shakes his head and leaves the
locker room while we head back to the ring. "King of the Stereo" by Saliva plays and the crowd cheers as Jack Spade makes his way onto the stage. He stands on stage for a few moments and takes in the crowd's energy. He then makes his way down the ramp towards the ring and then does a lap of the ring, giving fans at ringside high fives before he pulls himself onto the apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. His music then fades and we hear "Stronger" by Kanye West and Gerard Angelo makes his way onto the stage where he gets a warm reception as well. He then quickly makes his way down the ramp and slides under the bottom rope into the ring and then has a few words with Jack Spade about this match. Gerard's music fades and then we hear "Tiny Rubberband" by Butthole Surfers and Ingee and Shengee make their way onto the stage with Zack McCracken and Felicity. The crowd cheers them on wildly and Ingee is smiling as he walks down the ramp while Shengee keeps his head lowered. We then see Rose Lemieux rushing out to join them and she tries to lock arms with Shengee only to have him pull away. Ricky Simms - Okay, that's odd. Henry Lesher - Stupid Canadian broad. Ingee and Shengee stop at ringside and Shengee reluctantly looks up towards the ring while Ingee seems excited to have the chance to wrestle tonight. Ingee then pulls himself onto the apron and steps through the ropes into the ring while Gerard opts to start for his team, Jack Spade stepping out. Ingee and Gerard lock up and Gerard shoves Ingee into a neutral corner and then kicks him in the ribs ten times and then gives him a double under hook suplex to the mat from there. Gerard then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Gerard and Jack win it in record time. Ricky Simms - Well.... so much for that undefeated streak. Gerard gets to his feet and is shaking his head as he looks down on the fallen Ingee. Jack Spade enters the ring and doesn't look any happier than Gerard is with the outcome. We then hear "My Girlfriend's Girlfriend" by Type O Negative and Scavenger comes out onto the stage. He is standing without the need for crutches and has a microphone in his hand. Scavenger - Behold, I give you the healing power of Shmelk! You see, it's been four and a half months since Dragon injured my knee and, it's taken its share of kicks and chop blocks since, but it's getting stronger. Soon, I will be able to stand inside that ring again. My doctors say it's a miracle and I may be able to wrestle again soon. Praise be to the power of Shmelk! Gerard drops and rolls himself out to ringside and grabs the microphone from ring announcer Kathy Smith. Gerard Angelo - Dude, if your knee is getting better, that's the doctors doing that. These guys haven't done anything. Honestly, Jack and I are trying to figure out why you signed for them to fight us. Scavenger - Two former champs make a good test for my boys. Next week, they get a new test. Gerard Angelo - Scav, you're out of your mind. These two cannot wrestle. Scavenger - No, that's where you are wrong. Next week, the Shmelky Brothers will face Venom! Henry Lesher - Max Cameron? Gerard Angelo - Dude, you can't expect them to beat Max Cameron. Scavenger - You're right. That isn't a fair fight. Maybe they need to face Venom and.... his partner Venom 2! Jack Spade exits the ring and grabs the microphone from Gerard. Jack Spade - Wait a second, Scav. You're saying these two mongrel idiots will face two Spider Man villains at once? Scavenger - No, they are two masked wrestlers. Venom has a partner and the winner of their match with the Shmelkys next week at Outrage will get tag title shots. Henry Lesher - Max is going to tag with himself? Jack Spade - You're insane. Scavenger - Insane like a wolf. Jack Spade - You mean fox. Scavenger - Oh I mean what I mean, Spade!
Scavenger tosses the microphone to the
stage and poses for the fans as his music starts again. Gerard and
Jack Spade head up the ramp to try and talk Scavenger out of this
plan. Inside the ring, Shengee is attending to a still out cold
Ingee. Crystal Braun - Vesuvius, what does Anarchy have planned for Outrage? Vesuvius - You see, last week was a bad week for us. Night Dweller and Candy lost to those idiot Shmelkys and it means we have to do something big this week. Crystal Braun - Pray tell what the plan is. Vesuvius - It's simple. Chastity has been off camera for awhile here and I think she should be inside the ring. The same could be said for her new boy toy Fixxxer. Crystal Braun - Oh really? Vesuvius - Hey, I don't say anything that isn't the truth. Next week, Chastity brings her women to the ring and Fixxxer and they can face Night Dweller and the Anarchy Angels. Crystal Braun - But would they have the courage to actually show up? Our group ran them out of town. Vesuvius - If they don't show up, I will make all of their lives very difficult as I am a man of means. Crystal Braun - You are a wonderful man, a greater hero than the CWA deserves.
Vesuvius - This is true. "Stem" by Crossbreed plays as Shadow makes his way onto the stage. The crowd boos as he makes his way down the ramp towards the ring. He then circles the ring and steps up onto the apron before he steps through the ropes into the ring. He then tests the ropes while his music fades and then we hear "Halls of Fear" by Nino Rota and Sal Clemenzo makes his way onto the stage with Cassandra O'Shea. They get a warm ovation from the crowd as they make their way down the ramp towards the ring. Sal then pulls himself onto the apron where he has words with Shadow. Sal then steps into the ring and referee Mark Davis calls for the bell to get the action started. Ricky Simms - I am guessing this match will outlast our first of the night. Henry Lesher - Hey, I like short matches when it has lousy wrestlers in them. Sal and Shadow start trading punches in the center of the ring. Shadow then eye gouges Sal before backing him into the corner with a series of knife edge chops. Shadow then whips Sal into the opposite corner before giving him a clothesline to the mat. Shadow then puts the boots to Sal before book choking him, using the rope for added leverage. Shadow stops the choke before the referee can get to the five count and then he stands Sal up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a backdrop to the mat. Shadow then lands a leg drop across the throat on Sal and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Sal Clemenzo. Ricky Simms - Shadow is dominating this match early here. Henry Lesher - Well, the EVC members are just that good. That's what it is. Shadow stands Sal up, whips him off the ropes and then misses with a clothesline when Sal ducks it and then he gives Shadow a swinging neckbreaker to the mat before he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Shadow. Sal then stands Shadow up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a dropkick to the mat. Sal then goes to the ropes and climbs to the second rope and then he lands a flying dropkick to the chest on Shadow before he's all the way to his feet. Sal then rolls Shadow out of the ring before he rolls himself out as well. Sal then rams Shadow's head into the guard railing and then he gives Shadow a side Russian leg sweep to the floor. Sal then stands over Shadow while the fans cheer and then he jumps onto the railing and then lands a moonsault from there onto Shadow. Sal then stands Shadow up, rolls him into the ring and then does the same himself before he goes for the pin. 1...2... Shadow gets a foot on the bottom rope. Ricky Simms - I thought Sal had him there. Henry Lesher - Shadow is a tough guy and was almost the champ a few weeks back. Sal screwed him over. Guys like Shadow don't forget that. Sal stands Shadow up, whips him into a corner and then lands a hand spring back elbow to the chin on Shadow and then gives him a snap mare to the middle of the ring where he applies a full Nelson on Shadow. Shadow refuses to submit when asked by the referee and then he reaches for the ropes. Shadow pulls himself towards the ropes while Sal tries to hold him in the middle of the ring. Shadow continues to refuse to submit as we see Gary Barber making his way down the ramp, drawing boos from the crowd. Ricky Simms - What is he doing out here? Henry Lesher - He is tonight's GM and you will pay him respect. Shadow lunges to the ropes and manages to grab the bottom rope. The referee then forces the break, but Shadow gives Sal an arm drag through the ring to the floor. Gary Barber then picks up a chair at ringside and then clubs Sal with it before giving him a clothesline to the floor. Barber then stands Sal up and rolls him into the ring. Shadow dives to Sal and applies the Narcolepsy. The referee checks on Sal and immediately sees he is out cold and calls for the bell. Barber then slips under the bottom rope into the ring with a chair in hand. He has Shadow stand Sal up and then clobbers him with the chair again, sending him down to the mat. Shadow then places the chair around the neck of Sal Clemenzo and Barber starts to climb the ropes. Ricky Simms - Oh God, Barber is trying to kill Sal here. Henry Lesher - Hey, this is what Sal gets for interfering in EVC business. The crowd cheers as Moose charges down the ramp with a chair in his hand as well. He slides under the bottom rope into the ring and misses with a wild swing of the chair at Barber who bails over the top rope and out to the floor and then Moose misses a retreating Shadow as well. The chair clangs off the mat while Moose motions for the two of them to come back into the ring. Moose then looks down at Sal and mouths the words "Now we're even" while he stands over Sal. Ricky Simms - Moose appears to be protecting the challenger for the title the same as Sal made sure Moose got to Outrage. This, of course, is pending his match with Barber tonight. Henry Lesher - Oh, Barber is going off the rails now. Moose has overstepped his bounds tonight.
As Shadow and Barber retreat up the ramp,
we head backstage. Ricky Simms - More despicable actions from EVC members here. Henry Lesher - Eternity is just showing he is smarter than Eli. Eternity picks Eli up and gives him an Eternalizer onto the floor. He then kneels next to Eli and smiles. Eternity - See what happened there Eli? The sins of the father were just visited on the son. I don't see your Daddy here to protect you now. Security rushes in to get Eternity out of the room, but the damage is already done. Ricky Simms - That makes me sick.
Henry Lesher - Eternity is just showing us
what he is capable of. Maybe he can rise to become the champion of
this company. The CWA would be better off with a champion like him. Ray Dees - Myst, once tonight is over, you control the show. What happens to Eli after this attack? Myst - Ray, this was brutal, savage and cowardly by Eternity. As a result, he gets a match of my choosing. Ray Dees - And Eli? Myst - The medics figure he's hurt, but he'll be fine. Eli gets what he asked for earlier in tonight's show. He gets to square off with Greyson Blaze for the Aerial title. Ray Dees - But Gary Barber just gave that title shot to McCoy. Myst - Then I just made it a triple threat match. Ray Dees - You sure he'll be up to it? Myst - Eli was world champ. He will be up to it. Ray Dees - That seems odd considering you fired him not that long ago. Myst - Raymond, I have re-evaluated his role in the company. Would you like for me to re-evaluate yours as well? Ray Dees
- No ma'am. "Suicide Messiah" by Black Label Society plays as JC Michaels comes out onto the stage where the crowd boos him louder than they have to anyone else we have seen tonight. JC is walked down the ramp by Rebella DeCesare and she locks arms with him at ringside and then smiles as he makes his way up the ring steps onto the apron before he steps through the ropes into the ring. JC's music then fades and we hear "I Hate Everything About You" by Three Days Grace and Rated R comes out onto the stage to a chorus of boos as well. He has an Edmonton Oilers' jersey on and is carrying an Edmonton Eskimos flag over his shoulder. Rated R - Hey Calgary, I love you too. You see, this is not the main event match tonight and I considered staying backstage until the world title match was over. It's just a match between one cardboard cutout and another, so no one cares. The thing is, I remembered that we're in Calgary and no one here matters either. I was in Edmonton last week and I thought they were terrible, ugly fans. Then I got here and I am sending an apology letter to the mutants in Edmonton for what I see here. I applaud your courage in showing your faces in public. Rated R then tosses the microphone down to the stage and quickly makes his way to ringside. JC slips out of the ring and starts brawling with Rated R on the floor and gives him a clothesline for his trouble. JC then takes the flag from Rated R and then starts choking him with it while referee Francis Clarke threatens to throw the match out before it has even started. Ricky Simms - Rated R knows how to make friends. Henry Lesher - I'm on his friends list on Facebook, you know. Ricky Simms - I heard you have Hoshi on your list, too. Henry Lesher - You will pay for your lies. JC releases the choke, then he stands Rated R up and slams his head into the ring steps before whipping him shoulder first into the steel corner post. JC then rolls Rated R into the ring before doing the same himself and the referee can officially start the match up. JC then stands Rated R up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a boot to the ribs that causes him to double over. JC then gives Rated R a gutwrench suplex to the mat before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Rated R and JC accuses the referee of a slow count. JC then stands Rated R up, whips him into the corner buckle and then goes for a shoulder block on Rated R, but he takes a knee to the chest from Rated R instead. Rated R then clotheslines JC to the mat and then he starts two handed choking him while he's down. Ricky Simms - I don't think this will be a very scientific match up of holds and fair play. Henry Lesher - That's a real surprise, Rick. Rated R breaks the choke before the referee can reach a five count. He then stands JC up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a clothesline to the mat. Rated R then picks JC up over his shoulder and runs him face first into the corner buckle. Rated R then gives JC a power slam to the mat and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by JC and Rated R takes his turn in accusing the referee of a slow count. Rated R then stands JC up and whips him through the ropes and out to the floor before he rolls out of the ring as well. Rated R then slams JC's forehead into the steel guard railing and then he gives him a snap suplex to the floor. Ricky Simms - This is quite the battle. Henry Lesher - Well, that's because these are real wrestlers. Rated R then rolls himself into the ring to break up the count before he rolls himself back out to the floor. Rated R then starts landing rights and lefts on JC. JC then gives Rated R a jawbreaker before he then gives Rated R a headbutt. JC then picks Rated R up and slams him to the floor before he rolls himself into the ring to break up the count and then rolls himself back out. JC puts the boots to Rated R and screams at him that he's nothing. JC then picks Rated R up and gives him a sidewalk slam to the floor. JC then stands Rated R up and rolls him into the ring before rolling himself in where he goes for the pin. 1...2... Rated R gets a foot on the bottom rope. JC then places Rated R's throat over the bottom rope and starts choking him with it. Ricky Simms - Neither of these men care for the rules. Henry Lesher - Or each other and that's a great combination. Referee Francis Clarke counts the five count and calls for the bell, the ring announcer Kathy Smith stating that Rated R has won the match by disqualification. JC refuses to release the choke even after being warned by the referee. Tommy Purr is then seen rushing down the ramp towards the ring and he slips into the ring behind JC. He puts the boots to JC, but Shadow and Eternity enter the ring moments later and attack Tommy Purr. Their beat down on Tommy is short lived as Malk slips into the ring behind them and he starts battling the EVC members. The brawl receives cheers from the crowd. Ricky Simms - This is sheer chaos! Henry Lesher - This is great! JC Michaels gets to his feet and he starts trading punches with JC Michaels and Rated R rolls himself out to the floor and grabs a chair before he slips into the ring and clocks JC across the back with it. Gary Barber is then seen slipping into the ring while referees and security team members rush down to break this melee up. Rated R clocks a couple of security team members with the chair before Gary Barber kicks the chair back into his face. Rated R tumbles out of the ring and the crowd cheers. Ricky Simms - I don't see this ending anytime soon here. Henry Lesher - Nothing can stop the EVC! "Motherfucker of the Year" by Motley Crue starts to play and Shannon Skanes emerges onto the stage with a microphone in hand. No one inside the ring stops fighting. Shannon Skanes - Enjoy your little battles people. Next week, I am back. Next week, I am in charge. Next week, this bullshit comes to an end. I have heard every word you assholes have said while I was... away.
Henry Lesher - Buried, Shannon, you were
buried. Wyatt Gibson - I had started wondering if I was going to be back in my office. Tony Parizi - Well, it's bee a long month. Lydia Parizi - And now we can help you. Wyatt Gibson - Help me? Cordelia Parizi - We're your new assistants! Wyatt Gibson - Oh... goody.... Tony Parizi - My girls just want to get into the family business and I think this is a good start. Wyatt Gibson - I thought your family business was waste management. Tony Parizi - Hey, a man can diversify his portfolio. Wyatt Gibson - This is true.
Tony Parizi - Now, do a good job and help
my girls with things here. Remember, Myst does not accept failure. Gary Barber is still inside the ring as security has almost finished clearing out the combatants from the previous battle. Security backs away from Barber as "Where Eagles Dare" by The Misfits starts to play and The Moose comes out onto the stage where the crowd greets him with a loud ovation, probably the loudest of the night. Moose makes his way to ringside and hands off his title belt to the timekeeper before he makes his way up the ring steps onto the apron. He looks at the security team and referees who are still trying to get JC Michaels and Tommy Purr away from the ring. He shakes his head before he steps through the ropes into the ring and referee Steve Blake calls for the bell. Barber has a few words for the referee. Ricky Simms - I wonder if Steve Blake will hold a grudge with the EVC here? Henry Lesher - Not if he values his life. Moose moves in and locks up in a test of strength with Gary Barber. The fans start a Moose chant as Moose shows signs of winning the test against Barber. Barber then kicks Moose in the gut and then gives him a series of forearm upper cuts which drive him into the corner. Gary Barber then gives Moose an arm drag to the middle of the ring where he then gives Moose a bulldog to the mat. Barber then goes for a camel clutch on Moose, but Moose rolls himself onto his back and punches Barber in the face and then Moose tosses Barber out through the ropes to the floor. Moose then quickly gets to his feet while Barber does the same on the floor, not looking impressed. Ricky Simms - Moose is in the position of control here, but Gary Barber is a dangerous man. Henry Lesher - Barber is a champion, Rick. Moose was lucky to keep the belt at Warriors, but his luck will run out tonight. Mark my words. Barber pulls himself onto the apron and takes a right hook from Moose who then misses with another right as Barber ducks it, then gives Moose a shoulder block through the ropes. Barber then places Moose's throat over the top rope before he drops off the apron to the floor, which slingshots the throat of Moose off the rope and sends him falling to the mat. Barber then climbs onto the ring apron and then he goes to the corner buckle and makes his way to the top. Moose gets to his feet and takes a flying body press to the mat from Barber who then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Moose. Gary Barber then stands Moose up, whips him into the corner buckle and then climbs to the second rope and starts raining down punches to the forehead on Moose. After only a few punches, Moose pulls Barber out of the corner and gives him an inverted atomic drop followed by a headbutt and then sets for and delivers a slingshot suplex to the mat on Gary Barber before he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Gary Barber. Ricky Simms - Moose is in control at this point. Henry Lesher - Barber is going to make his comeback and win. Moose stands Gary Barber up, sets for a suplex and Barber blocks it. Barber then sets for and delivers a vertical suplex to the mat on Moose, then stands him up and delivers a second vertical suplex. Barber then goes for a cross face chicken wing on Moose and manages to lock it in. The referee checks for a submission, but the champ refuses to give up. The fans again start chanting the champ's name. Barber struggles to hold Moose still as Moose pulls himself up from the mat slowly. Moose the lunges and manages to grab the bottom rope which forces the break. Barber then stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a dropkick to the mat. Barber then gives Moose an elbow smash to the throat and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Moose. Ricky Simms - Barber thinks he can beat Moose with an elbow smash? Henry Lesher - He's an EVC member. He is superior to all CWA talent. Watch a BLPW show and you'll see what I mean. It was vastly superior to the crap we have around here. Gary Barber stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a backdrop to the mat and then he lands a leg drop across the throat on the champ. Barber then kneels next to Moose and rains down punches to the forehead on Moose while the referee threatens to disqualify Gary Barber here. Gary Barber lets up, then stands Moose up and whips him over the top rope and out to the floor. Barber then drops and rolls himself out to the floor. Barber eye gouges Moose and then slams his head into the ring apron. Moose answers with an eye gouge of his own and then whips Moose shoulder first into the steel ring steps. Gary Barber then gives Moose a pump handle slam to the floor. Barber then stands Moose up, rolls him into the ring and then rolls himself in before going for the pin. 1...2... Moose rolls a shoulder out in time. Ricky Simms - Barber was that close. Henry Lesher - Barber is going to be champ, Rick. Barber applies the Ockham's Razor on The Moose and the crowd chants Moose's name again as he tries to reach for the ropes. Barber shouts at the referee to ring the bell, saying no man can break free of this hold. Barber then takes a shot to the back of the head with a briefcase from Sal Clemenzo. The referee calls for the bell as Clemenzo drags Gary Barber out of the ring and then gives him a DDT to the floor. Sal stands over Barber and tells him that he is fighting Moose next week and no EVC member will ruin that. Ricky Simms - Sal is really taking aim at Gary Barber now. Henry Lesher - Yeah, the match might be between Moose and Sal, but whoever wins gets to be targeted big time by the EVC. It might be a match where the winner paid more dearly than the loser. Ricky Simms - I can't argue with that line of thought. Sal rolls himself into the ring with the briefcase in hand. He asks Moose if he's okay and Moose answers by grabbing the briefcase from Sal, kicking him in the gut and then he drills Sal across the forehead with the briefcase. He tells Sal he doesn't need anyone to fight his battles for him and he'll learn that next week. Henry Lesher - That's a terrible way for Moose to thank Sal for saving his title. Ricky Simms - Moose could have broken free of the hold. Henry Lesher - You're a liar, Rick. Sal rolls himself out of the ring to the floor and grabs the CWA title belt off the timekeeper's table. He holds it up and looks back towards Moose inside the ring, then to Gary Barber at ringside. We fade to black as Sal actually puts the title belt over his shoulder, apparently trying it on for size. |
