July 26, 2009

" So Hot " by Kid Rock plays as Jack comes out to a loud chorus of boos, He grins all the way down to the ring and wearing CWA World Championship proud around his waist. He gets in the ring and poses as crowd continues to boo and throw objects in his direction. Jack grabs the microphone from the time keeper.

Ricky Simms - I can't believe how happy he is about his current direction.

Henry Lesher - Why wouldn't he be? He is the World Champion now.

Jack Spade - What's up Washington?

The crowd boos even louder as Jack can't even get their name right.

Jack Spade - Okay give me one second, I will get this right! What is up.... You know what, I really don't care where I am because it's just a dump anyways.

Ricky Simms - What happened to the Jack who use to care?

Henry Lesher - That Jack finally realizes that he sucked, so new Jack took over, and look what it has now because of it.

Ricky Simms - Yeah he had to screw Pyro to get it.

Henry Lesher - As If Pyro really had a chance anyways.

Jack Spade - So I thought I would start a fan appreciation celebration, There has been a lack of anything to appreciate the ones who pays my bills. So tonight I am working with the Grant a Wish foundation. One lucky dying gimp gets to come to the ring with the champ and take a few photos. Then at least he has something of a memory before he kicks the bucket.

Henry Lesher - See Jack is still a nice guy.

Ricky Simms - Yeah right!

A woman wheels down a young teenage boy to the ring in a wheel chair. The stand by ring crew assist the boy in the ring and give him a pair of crutches to stand on.

Jack Spade - Before we get to the photos, I want to ask my friend here some questions. So what is your name?

Boy on Crutches - Billy.

Jack Spade - How generic! So what was your wish?

Billy - To be in the ring with the CWA World Champion.

Jack Spade - Aw, how sweet! I am glad to grant your wish so who is your favorite wrestler?

Billy - Tommy Purr.

The crowd cheers as Jack bites his lip showing obvious signs of frustrations as he let's it slide.

Jack Spade - Let's just get this photo done and over with, On the count of three. Take the snap shots.

Jack stands close to Billy as he poses with a thumbs up while draping one arm over Billy.

Jack Spade - Okay ready ..1 ...2 ....3!

At the very instant right in the middle of the flashes Jack kicks out one of the crutches from under Billy as we watch him flop to the floor like a dead fish.

Jack Spade - I am not here to amuse you freaks anymore. Someone get this piece of crap out of my ring!

Ricky Simms - What a jerk!!!

Henry Lesher - Well that is a memory to go out on.

"Downfall" By Trust Company plays as Tommy Purr starts rushing down to the ring as Jack bails out the other side. Tommy is yelling at the Jack to step in the ring and pick on someone his own size as Jack just laughs as makes his way up the ramp.

Jack Spade - Get in line Tommy and wait your turn, You will get yours in due time.

The crowd boos loudly as Jack bows before them and then heads backstage. We then finally see the opening credits as "Burn It To the Ground" by Nickelback plays and we see images of The Moose, Jack Spade, Max Cameron, Wren SilverPhoenix, Myst, Tommy Purr, Rose Lemieux, Gary Barber and Greyson Blaze before we take a look backstage.

Bombshell is backstage, getting her gear from her locker to prepare for her match tonight, when Kathy Smith steps into the frame.

Kathy Smith - Yvonne, can we talk?

Bombshell - You want to talk to me about what Jack just did there?

Kathy Smith - You saw that?

Bombshell - Maybe I won't bother coming out there tonight. The things he has said and done...

Kathy Smith - I wanted to let you know I understand.

Bombshell - I guess you would.

Kathy Smith - No one would blame you for not going out there, you know.

Bombshell - Yeah, I know. The thing is, despite what anyone around here might think about me, I have class. I'll go out there and do my best because that's what I do. The fans paid their money and they will get their money's worth from me tonight.

Kathy Smith - Well, I am here if you need anything.

Bombshell - I appreciate that.

They shake hands and Kathy then turns to leave.

Bombshell - Kathy?

Kathy Smith - Yes Yvonne.

Bombshell - Is this the reason you became a lesbian?

Kathy Smith - *nods* Men are really terrible creatures.

The Natural Blondes vs. Jeannie Crosby & ?

"If You Seek Amy" by Britney Spears plays as The Natural Blondes come out onto the stage where the crowd gives them a warm reception. Kaleigh and Rose talk to one another on their way down the ramp to ringside and then it's Kaleigh who rolls under the bottom rope into the ring while Rose takes her place on the apron in their corner. The crowd cheers the diva team on as Kaleigh waves to the fans. Their music then fades and the arena darkens. We then hear the opening strains of "Mein Teil" by Rammstein and the crowd boos as Vesuvius steps out onto the stage with his arm around Jeannie Crosby.

Ricky Simms - Okay, this is garbage.

Henry Lesher - Your little girl was stupid enough to sign the contract. This is what she gets.

Vesuvius and Jeannie make their way down the ramp to ringside where they then embrace before he helps her up the ring steps onto the apron and then he steps through the ropes into the ring before he then holds the ropes open for her to make an entrance as well. Jeannie then slaps Kaleigh across the face and says that's what you get for stealing her partner. Kaleigh answers with a knee to the gut on Jeannie as the referee calls for the bell. Kaleigh then clotheslines Jeannie to the mat and then takes a big boot to the face from Vesuvius which causes Ricky Simms to throw off his headset and get to his feet.

Henry Lesher - Don't have any delusions here, Rick.

Vesuvius looks over at Ricky and laughs. Ricky steps out from behind the announce table while Kaleigh drags herself to her corner and tags in Rose. Rose charges into the ring and starts drilling Jeannie in the side of the head with punches while Vesuvius has words with Ricky Simms. Rose then whips Jeannie into a neutral corner before giving her a handspring back elbow to the jaw. Rose then dropkicks Vesuvius in the back which sends him right through the ropes and out to the floor. This draws loud cheers from the crowd.

Henry Lesher - Rick, get back here and sit down. I can't do this play by play stuff. I just don't care enough.

Rose starts trading punches with Jeannie inside the ring while Vesuvius gets to his feet on the floor and stands face to face with Ricky. Vesuvius then shoves Ricky to the floor and starts putting the boots to him which draws Kaleigh from her corner. She rushes around and dropkicks Vesuvius in the chest. Vesuvius staggers, but he smiles. Inside the ring, Rose picks Jeannie up and slams her to the mat and then she heads to the ropes in the corner. She sees Vesuvius advancing on Kaleigh and then opts to leap from the top and dropkick him in the back again, this time sending him falling right over the announce table and to the floor.

Henry Lesher - I don't need a lap dance from you, V-Man. Send Tommy out.

Rose then helps Kaleigh to her feet before Rose then rolls herself into the ring. Jeannie greets her with a kick to the head, then stands Rose up, whips her off the ropes and misses with a spinning heel kick as Rose ducks it and then she gives her a spinebuster to the mat. Rose then goes to the ropes again and quickly climbs to the top. She then lands a frog splash on Jeannie and hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2...3! Rose and Kaleigh come up with the win tonight.

Henry Lesher - Well, that's over. Vesuvius, you know this girl is making you look bad.

Vesuvius picks up a chair and heads towards the ring. Ricky grabs him by the shoulder, so Vesuvius clocks him over the head with the chair and then he slides under the bottom rope into the ring. He readies to clock Rose, but Kaleigh grabs the chair. Vesuvius kicks Kaleigh in the chest and then clocks Rose with the chair as intended, hitting her across the skull and busting her open. We then see a fan jumping the railing and slipping under the bottom rope into the ring. He attacks Vesuvius and gives him a series of punches to the head before whipping him through the ropes and out to the floor. We then see Lauren rushing down the ramp towards the ring, a woman not seen at an event in months. Scavenger is close behind her.

Henry Lesher - Who the hell is this idiot?

Lauren gets between Vesuvius and the fan. Scavenger starts putting the boots to Vesuvius. Scavenger then picks Vesuvius up and drops him on the railing, catching his throat on the steel. Scavenger then turns his attention to the fan who attacked Vesuvius and picks him up over his shoulder and starts to carry him up the ramp. The fan fights his way down and then heads back to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope into the ring and then motioning to Sammy Jo Johnson for a microphone.

Fan - I will NOT allow Vesuvius to attack Rose and Kaleigh like this. Attacking Ricky Simms is bad enough. Vesuvius, at Sunstroke, I will fight you in a CWA Originals match. You bring your team and I'll bring mine. They will be under the Vesuvius banner and my team will be under the Adam Eagle banner!

Henry Lesher - Eagle?

Adam Eagle - My Uncle Eugene has been in this business for decades and he told me about you, Vesuvius. I came here tonight to watch a CWA event, see what the fuss was about. Now I see what the fuss is about and I am going to be a part of it. Show up at Sunstroke, Vesuvius. I beg you. We can remind the world why the CWA Originals have been leaders in this industry for decades, since before I was even born.

Henry Lesher - Eagle? Sunstroke? Oh God, this is horrible. Who will they dig up for that match?

Ricky Simms gets back to his feet and slowly makes his way back to his broadcast position. He places his headset on and nods his head.

Ricky Simms - Adam there has a teammate for Sunstroke. He has me. I'll take a round out of Vesuvius myself for manhandling my little girl.

Henry Lesher - Og, goody, Adam Eagle, Scavenger and Ricky Simms. I smell a fantastic buy rate in the double digits for that.

Paulie La Cerva is seen backstage with girlfriend Drina Peretti. Ray Dees then enters the picture.

Ray Dees - Paulie, what's your reaction to the match made by Adam Eagle?

Paulie La Cerva - Well, we don't have matches featuring solely Originals wrestlers on our pay per views. This just doesn't happen and it's that way for a reason.

Ray Dees - Why not?

Paulie La Cerva - Lesher said it himself. They don't lend themselves to great buy rates. I mean, if Samson came in and was with Vesuvius, maybe, but that kid's tearing up the Originals roster. Why come here?

Ray Dees - Well, he did have a great feud with Noah Skanes and Noah does have the Originals' belt.

Paulie La Cerva - But Noah doesn't talk about that and nor should he. This is simply a matter of the two companies being better off left separate.

Ray Dees - In your opinion.

Paulie La Cerva - Look, the only way my opinion is trumped is if Myst disagrees. I don't see that happening.

Ray Dees - She's known for making up her own mind on such things.

Paulie La Cerva - Mark my words. The Originals match won't be happening at Sunstroke.

Ray Dees - You guarantee that, do you?

Paulie La Cerva - I might as well, sure.

He exits and we head back to the ring.

Tommy Purr, Noah Skanes & Greyson Blaze
vs.
Gary Barber, Jack Spade & Bombshell

"Downfall" by Trust Company plays as Tommy Purr leads Noah Skanes and Greyson Blaze onto the stage. The three of them get a solid ovation from the crowd. The three of them then run down the ramp to the ring and slip under the bottom rope into the ring. The crowd cheers as they then jump to their feet and each climbs to the second rope in separate corners of the ring. They then jumps down and Noah shakes hands with referee Mark Davis and they discuss what happened last week when he faced Gary Barber. Their music then fades and we hear "So Hot" by Kid Rock for a second time tonight as Jack Spade, Gary Barber and a reluctant Bombshell make their way out onto the stage where the crowd boos them.

Ricky Simms - This should be a classic.

Henry Lesher - It could be, but it depends on which tag team members are inside the ring. It's a toss up at best, Rick. You know if you add all six ages of these wrestlers together, they would still be younger than you.

Ricky Simms - Funny.

Henry Lesher - I am not sure why you're going to try and wrestle again. It's been tougher to win since we invented fire, you know.

Spade and Barber talk on their way down the ramp while Bombshell trails behind. Spade then looks over his shoulder and has a word for Bombshell. They then start arguing while Barber tries to play the peacemaker. Spade steps back and rolls his eyes as they then make their way around the ring to their corner. Barber and Spade then agree that Bombshell should start the match and then Spade rolls her under the bottom rope into the ring with Noah Skanes which allows the referee to call for the bell to start the action.

Ricky Simms - That was rude of Jack Spade.

Henry Lesher - Bombshell is the one member of their team without gold, so she has to prove herself first. I understand that completely. It's not like she isn't used to men handling her like that anyway.

Noah and Bombshell stand face to face. He takes a step back and looks over at Tommy Purr. Tommy shouts something to Noah and Noah backs away from Bombshell further. He tells her to tag out. Jack Spade says something to Noah and Noah motions him into the ring. Bombshell tags in Jack Spade. Spade charges into a drop toe hold from Noah who then tags in Tommy Purr. Tommy and Noah then gives Jack Spade a whip off the rope before giving him a double dropkick to the mat. They then climb to the top rope in opposite corners of the ring, dive off and each land a flying headbutt to the chest on Jack Spade. Noah then rolls himself out of the ring while Tommy goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Jack Spade.

Ricky Simms - Tremendous teamwork there by Purr and Noah.

Henry Lesher - Well, I guess. Noah is just riding Tommy's coattails.

Tommy stands Jack up, whips him into a neutral corner and then hits him with a running knee lift. He then gives Spade a snap mare to the middle of the ring and then climbs to the second rope in the corner before he leaps off and gives Spade a double axe handle smash to the back. Tommy then pulls Jack to his corner and tags in Greyson. Greyson steps through the ropes into the ring and he and Tommy both kick Jack in the chest. Greyson then picks Jack up and power slams him to the mat where he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Jack Spade.

Ricky Simms - The champ is really getting a lot of punishment here. He needs to make a tag.

Henry Lesher - He'll be fine. That diva Greyson is in there with him now.

Greyson stands Jack up, whips him into a neutral corner and goes for a shoulder block, but misses it as Jack side steps it. He then picks Greyson up and gives him a shoulderbreaker and rolls to his corner where he tags in Gary Barber. Barber steps through the ropes into the ring and stands over Greyson. Greyson then trips the feet out from under Barber and then gives him a series of punches to the head before he stands Barber up and whips him off the ropes. Barber takes a lariat to the mat from Greyson, but then kips up to his feet quickly. He and Greyson starts trading punches while the fans cheer.

Ricky Simms - Great action here between these spirited competitors.

Henry Lesher - Barber is a better wrestler than Greyson though.

Barber eye gouges Greyson, then pulls him towards the ropes by the hair and then rakes his eyes along the top rope. Barber then whips Greyson off the ropes and gives him a backdrop right over the top rope and out to the floor. Gary Barber then goes to the corner buckle and climbs to the top rope. Greyson gets to his feet, sees Barber coming and ducks a double axe handle smash from Barber before giving him an elbow in the gut and then follows that up with a DDT to the floor which draws a loud cheer from the fans. Greyson then rolls Barber into the ring before doing the same himself and then goes for the pin. 1...2... Barber gets a foot on the bottom rope.

Ricky Simms - Great action and a very near fall there against Gary Barber.

Henry Lesher - But he kicked out and after a DDT. This guy is a future world champion you know.

Greyson pulls Barber to his corner and tags in Noah Skanes. Noah steps through the ropes into the ring and lands an elbow smash to the chest on Barber and then pulls him to the middle of the ring where he applies a sharpshooter. The referee checks for a submission, but Barber refuses to give up. Barber then pulls himself up from the mat a little. He pulls himself closer to the ropes and reaches out for the ropes. He manages to snag the bottom rope and forces the break. Noah releases the hold and Barber then rolls to his corner and tags in Bombshell. She steps through the ropes into the ring and then turns, gives Jack Spade the finger and falls to her back. Noah then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Bombshell takes the fall to cost her team the match!

Ricky Simms - Bombshell did that just to screw Jack Spade over!

Henry Lesher - Well, that's terrible. What a classless move by a classless woman.

The crowd cheers as she rolls out of the ring before Spade has a chance to put the boots to her and, he ends up face to face with Tommy instead. Spade and Tommy verbally spar with one another while Gary Barber meets Greyson Blaze on the floor and they start trading punches. Spade signals to Tommy that he wants a timeout and then thumbs him in the eye. Tommy answers with a kick below the belt on Jack and then gives him a clothesline to the mat even while struggling to see properly.

Ricky Simms - Well, this has broken down into chaos again.

Henry Lesher - Well, it has and violence is always good.

Security rushes down to try and split the fights up while Bombshell and Noah Skanes proceed arm in arm up the ramp and appear to be making dinner plans for after the show.

Myst is seen in her office looking over paperwork when there is a knock at her door and Paulie peeks in.

Paulie La Cerva - You have a minute?

Myst - A minute? I guess, why?

Paulie La Cerva - I heard rumors of an Originals match at Sunstroke.

Myst - Yeah, I think it's a good idea. Vesuvius has been bitching and whining for months, so let's give him a grand stage to blow it with.

Paulie La Cerva - I just don't see the draw there.

Myst - You're clueless. Samson wanted a chance to get onto the big stage and now he has it. My son is his kryptonite and yet he cannot resist a chance to face him.

Paulie la Cerva - Samson? But he's... it was said he would never...

Myst - Yeah and things change. That's how this business works.

Paulie La Cerva - I guess my mind has been changed on the subject then.

Myst - Like I had to clear it with you?

Paulie La Cerva - That's not what I meant.

Myst - Better not be what you meant. Sunstroke will be the biggest pay per view of the year. I don't care who we have to book or what has to happen.

Paulie la Cerva - Maybe you're right.

Myst - Yes, I am right. The sooner you realize that, the easier your life in the CWA will be.

Lethal Lottery
Max Cameron & Wren SilverPhoenix
vs.
Pyro & Hoshi Yakamoto
vs.
Malk and The Moose

"Where Eagles Dare" by The Misfits plays as The Moose and Malk make their way onto the stage. They then make their way down the ramp to a solid pop from the crowd. Moose stops at ringside and talks with Malk about who will start the match. It's Malk who rolls himself under the bottom rope into the ring as Moose then takes his place in their respective corner. Their music the fades before we hear "Refuse/Resist" by Sepultura and Pyro steps out onto the stage with Hoshi Yakamoto. Their team also gets a solid pop from the crowd. They also make their way down the ramp before Hoshi steps up onto the ring apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. Pyro takes his place in their corner and looks back towards the stage while Hoshi and Malk talk inside the ring. The arena then darkens a bit and then we hear "Youth of the Nation" by POD and Wren SilverPhoenix and Max Cameron come out wearing their classic Youthful Aggression T-shirts. There is a mixed reaction from the crowd to this revelation.

Ricky Simms - I wonder if this is a one night thing or if they're really putting YA back together.

Henry Lesher - I'll bet you that I don't care.

Wren and Max then rush down the ramp and slide under the bottom rope into the ring and Wren attacks Hoshi while Max tackles Malk. The referee then struggles to regain control and he throws Wren right out of the ring before he calls for the bell to officially start the match. Max lays into Malk with a series of punches and kicks to the downed star, but Hoshi then kicks Max in the back, spins him around and knees him in the gut before giving him a bulldog to the mat and then he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Max Cameron. Hoshi then stands Max up, whips him off the ropes and then misses with a clothesline as Max ducks it and then he gives Hoshi a knee to the gut before he gives her a bulldog to the mat and then he goes for the pin. 1...2... Max takes a kick to the back of the head from Malk. Malk then picks Max up and slams him on top of the fallen Hoshi. Malk stands Max up and whips him through the ropes to the floor which draws cheers from the fans. Malk then headlocks Hoshi and then gives her a snap suplex to the mat before he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Hoshi.

Ricky Simms - Lots of action early in this one.

Henry Lesher - It's a shame there aren't any wrestlers in this match who could actually be the world champion. Tommy would destroy them all.

Malk then stands Hoshi up, whips her into the corner and goes for a shoulder block, but Hoshi greets him with a knee to the face, She then climbs to the second rope and delivers a dropkick to the chest on Malk which sends him to the mat where she goes for the pin. 1...2... Max reaches into the ring and pulls Hoshi out to the floor. Max then slams Hoshi's head into the steel ring steps before he rolls himself into the ring. Max then pulls Malk to his corner and tags in Wren. The two of them then stand Malk up and then give him a double brainbuster on the mat before Wren goes for the pin. 1...2... Pyro breaks it up with a kick to the back on Wren.

Ricky Simms - Keep in mind that the first team which scores a pin then faces each other to decide who gets to be in the main event for Sunstroke.

Henry Lesher - That doesn't say much for the main event at Sunstroke.

Wren stands Malk up, whips him off the ropes and he ducks a clothesline before he then gives her a kick to the gut and then picks her up for a power bomb to the mat where he goes for the pin. 1...2... Max pulls Malk off of Wren as Hoshi rolls herself into the ring. Malk rolls to his corner and tags in Moose while Hoshi tags in Pyro. Moose catches Pyro off guard with a running spear to the mat. Moose then picks him up, intent to go for the Moosedriver but Wren sweeps the feet out from under him and Pyro lands on top of the fallen Moose which becomes a pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Moose. Wren then kicks Pyro in the back, stands him up and whips him off the ropes before they clothesline one another to the mat.

Ricky Simms - It is really hard to say who has momentum here.

Henry Lesher - The concessions stand by the looks of the crowd.

 The referee starts counting all three wrestlers down, but Wren kips up to her feet. She is then tripped by Moose and he rolls her into a school boy pinfall attempt. 1...2... kick out by Wren. Moose then stands Wren up, whips her off the ropes and she ducks a clothesline from Moose before she then gives Moose a series of rights and lefts. Wren then gives Moose a knee to the gut and goes for a vertical suplex on him, but he blocks it and then gives Wren a vertical suplex to the mat instead. Moose then rolls to his corner and tags in Malk. Malk climbs to the top rope and then misses a flying elbow when Wren rolls out of the way and she tags in Max. Pyro greets Max with a thumb to the eye and then whips him off before giving him a facebuster to the mat. Malk then gives Pyro a clothesline to the mat and then Malk lands a leg drop to the throat on Pyro before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Pyro.

Ricky Simms - The near falls continue in this one.

Henry Lesher - Well, only for so long. They can't all fail forever.

Malk stands Pyro up, whips him off the ropes and whips him into a head on collision with Max. Malk then gives Pyro an inverted backbreaker before rolling to his corner and tagging in Moose. Moose enters the ring, kicks Max in the chest and sends him through the ropes to the floor and then picks Pyro up over his shoulders and gives him a Moosedriver to the mat before going for the pin. 1...2...3! Moose and Malk win and will now square off to decide the number one contender.

Ricky Simms - Moose scores a pin there and impressively, too.

Henry Lesher - He pinned Pyro, not an actual wrestler.

Moose gets to his feet and takes a spear to the mat from Wren who then puts the boots to Moose while the referee tries to get her out of the ring. He then grabs her by the hair and shoves her through the ropes and out to the floor. She gets to her feet and is face to face with Max. She and Max argue over what just happened and who is at fault while Malk tries to pin Moose inside the ring. 1...2... kick out by Moose.

Ricky Simms - Wren attacked Moose and Malk thought he might gain an advantage there.

Henry Lesher - That's the first smart thing Malk has ever done.

Malk stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and Moose ducks a clothesline before giving Malk a backslide into a pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Malk. Moose then stands Malk up and the two start trading punches. On the floor, we see Max and Wren continuing to argue. Hoshi is simply standing at ringside shaking her head watching what's happening inside the ring. She gives Pyro a dirty look as he staggers past. Malk ducks a punch from Moose and then gives him a German suplex to the mat. He then stands Moose up and gives him a second German suplex to the mat. He stands Moose up a third time and this time Moose gives Malk a series of elbows to the side of the head which break his hold. Moose then gives Malk a snap suplex to the mat.

Ricky Simms - We have back and forth action inside the ring while Pyro is the only one who has vacated ringside.

Henry Lesher - He's probably retiring again. There is actually a mathematical formula about retirement in the CWA, called the Pyromax Principle which states that one or the other is more likely to retire based on their proximity to one another. I can show you the formula if you'd like.

Ricky Simms - No, that's fine thanks.

Moose stands Malk up and whips him into the corner buckle. Outside the ring, Wren picks up a chair and swings it at Max. He ducks it and continues trying to reason with Wren about a YA reunion of a more permanent nature. Moose charges into the corner buckle and Malk ducks and backdrops him right over the top rope and out to the floor. Malk drops and rolls himself out to the floor. Malk stands Moose up as Wren swings the chair again. It catches Moose across the head and the referee calls for the bell.

Ricky Simms - Wren just cost Malk the match.

Henry Lesher - Malk would have done it himself anyway.

Malk charges at Wren and the two start brawling while Max backs off. The crowd cheers the announcement that Moose has won the match by DQ as Moose slowly gets to his feet. He shakes his head when he realizes what has just happened and he rolls himself into the ring to appeal to the referee.

Ricky Simms - Moose doesn't want to become a number one contender by DQ.

Henry Lesher - Just take the win, Moose.

Malk clotheslines Wren over the guard railing into the crowd and then he climbs over it. Max then grabs Malk by the hair, turns him around and punches him in the face. Security rushes down to get between everyone while Hoshi looks on and is seen shaking her head. Hoshi then starts to make her way up the ramp while keeping her head down. Moose exits the ring and he starts making his way up the ramp as well.

Ricky Simms - Tune in next week, fans and see where the heck this goes.

Henry Lesher - That's right. The CWA is circling the drain. Don't miss a moment as it sinks faster than Lindsay Lohan's career!

We fade to black on a shot of Wren, Max and Malk brawling in the crowd with security team members trying to separate them.