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August 16, 2009 Myst - What the hell are you doing? Ray Dees - They have guest hosts, so we can have them too. Tony Parizi - Okay, you're a fricking moron. They don't kidnap their hosts. Ray Dees - I found her at the airport. I was a little down with my relationship with Rose. Myst - What relationship? Ray Dees - That's what had me down. Anyway, she just looked so pretty and I didn't see the harm. Tony pulls the sack away from Ray and opens the top of it to find none other than Samantha Fox hiding inside. She jumps to her feet and slaps Ray so hard he falls over. Samantha Fox - Call the police! I want to press charges immediately against this creep! Myst - *stepping in between Ray and Samantha* Okay, let's go somewhere and talk. Samantha Fox - Talk? I don't bloody think so! Tony Parizi - Ray, you're fired. Ray Dees - For what? Tony Parizi - You know what? I'll get Louie and Vinny to explain it to you. Tony snaps his fingers and two large Italian men without necks step into the picture and drag Ray out, kicking and screaming as he makes what we assume to be him final exit. We then hear "Burn It To the Ground" by
Nickelback as we see images of Tommy Purr, Jack Spade, JC Michaels,
Gary Barber, Wren SilverPhoenix, Max Cameron and Kaleigh Simms
before we head to ringside where Ricky Simms and Henry Lesher are
ready to call the action. Ricky Simms - We start tonight with the first of two CWA Originals matches. Henry Lesher - I find this turn of events disinteresting. Kindred takes a series of rights and lefts to the chest from Twist. Twist then whips Kindred into a corner buckle and then charges into raised knees to the chest from Kindred who follows that up with a clothesline to the mat on Twist. Kindred then lands a knee drop to the chest on Twist before going for the early pin. 1...2... kick out by Twist. Kindred then stands Twist up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a wicked chop to the chest which sends Twist down to the mat. Kindred then picks Twist up over his shoulder and runs him towards the corner. Twist slips off the shoulder of Kindred and runs him head first into the corner before giving him a reverse neckbreaker and then he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Kindred. Ricky Simms - This Twist kid is showing a lot of talent tonight. Henry Lesher - He's doing some great business for the concessions stand. Twist stands Kindred up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a dropkick to the chest before he then goes to the ropes and makes his way to the top. He leaps off and lands a moonsault onto Kindred before he again goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Kindred. Twist stands Kindred up, whips him off the ropes and Kindred ducks a clothesline and then gives Twist a gutwrench backbreaker to the mat. Kindred then stands Twisted up, whips him off the ropes and ducks his head for a backdrop. Instead, Twist kicks Kindred in the face and then he gives him a side Russian leg sweep to the mat. Twist follows that up by standing Kindred up, then gives Kindred a series of forearm smashes which drive him into the corner. He then tries to whip Kindred into the opposite corner, but Kindred reverses it and sends Twist into the corner. Ricky Simms - The action goes back and forth in this solid match. Henry Lesher - Solid by who's standards, Rick? Kindred goes for a shoulder block on Twist but
Twist manages to side step it and then he rolls Kindred into a small
package for the pin. 1...2...3! Twist scores the upset win in his
first match. He jumps to his feet and pumps his fists in the air,
unaware that Orlock has slid into the ring behind him. Orlock
quickly gets to his feet and then gives Twist a clothesline face
first to the mat. Orlock then puts the boots to Twist while the
crowd boos. Orlock picks Twist up while Kindred gets to his feet.
Orlock then holds Twist in a bearhug while Kindred comes off the
ropes and clotheslines Twist down to the mat. The crowd boos as
Orlock and Kindred stand over Twist while we then go backstage. Samantha Fox - This is bloody weird. Myst - I agree, but I want to avoid any police involvement here, Sam. I can call you Sam, right? Samantha Fox - I guess.... just so bloody weird. Myst - I can offer you double if you'd like. Samantha Fox - Double? Myst - It's the perfect fit really. We once had Adam West here and he had a good run. Samantha Fox - So I become Batman? Myst - See the big picture. I know you're big overseas, but over on this side of the Atlantic, you could use more exposure. It's just a few moments of your time and it does so much for both of us. Samantha Fox - This company is full of madmen! Myst - Maybe and maybe I am the maddest of them
all. Ricky Simms - I guess Vesuvius didn't count on Noah and Scavenger teaming with Magnus tonight. Henry Lesher - Why should he stay inside the ring to fight with these idiots? Scavenger stands tall in the middle of the ring while his partners then take their place in the corner. Vesuvius pulls himself onto the ring apron, a smirk on his face. He points to Magnus and asks if this is all he could come up with. Scavenger gives Vesuvius the finger. The mountain man then steps over the top rope into the ring and the referee calls for the bell to start the match. Vesuvius moves towards Scavenger and Scav gives him a head butt and then an eye gouge followed by a two legged spinebuster to the mat. Scavenger then rains down punches to the head on Vesuvius and then chokes him while the referee threatens to disqualify him. Ricky Simms - Scavenger is always happy to get his hands on Vesuvius. Henry Lesher - No matter how many times he loses, apparently. Scavenger stands Vesuvius up, whips him off the ropes and Vesuvius ducks a clothesline and then gives Scavenger an eye gouge followed by a clothesline to the mat and then Vesuvius takes a wild swing at Magnus Divine. Vesuvius then pulls Scavenger to his corner while Divine steps into the ring and is headed off by the referee. Arizona and Samson step into the ring without tagging and all three men put the boots to Scavenger. Vesuvius and Samson then exit the ring when the referee turns his attention back to the action. Arizona picks Scavenger up and power slams him to the mat and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Scavenger. Ricky Simms - Magnus took the bait there from Vesuvius. Henry Lesher - The kid is in over his head. They all are. Arizona stands Scavenger up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a big boot to the face which brings him down to the mat. Arizona then goes to the ropes and makes his way to the top. Scavenger gets to his feet and takes a bionic elbow between the eyes from the top rope. Scavenger teeters, but does not go down and he then rolls to his corner and tags in Magnus. Magnus charges into the ring and lands a series of kicks and punches to the head on Arizona. Magnus then whips Arizona off the ropes and gives him a backdrop to the mat. Magnus then knee drops Arizona to the forehead and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Arizona. Magnus then goes to his corner and tags in Noah Skanes which draws loud cheers from the fans. Noah stands Arizona up, whips him to the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Arizona ducks then, falls to his back and slides right out of the ring to the floor. He then starts to make his way up the ramp. Ricky Simms - Zona has had enough! Henry Lesher - Why risk your health this close to a title shot? Good call. Noah stands in the middle of the ring and calls Arizona back. Vesuvius and Samson drop off the apron and they start to make their way up the ramp while the referee reaches a ten count and then calls for the bell with the fans booing and chanting various insults at the team led by Vesuvius. Arizona tells the camera that he doesn't owe the fans anything and he will see Noah on his terms and when he's ready. Ricky Simms - Arizona, Samson and Vesuvius try to justify their cowardice tonight. Henry Lesher - They're brilliant. Why take the
risk? Adin Vick - Ray Dees has been terminated. Rose Lemieux - You mean they fired him? Adin Vick - Uh..... yeah, that's what I mean. Rose Lemieux - You certainly seem to be doing well for yourself. Adin Vick - Mister Parizi has been a good man to me. I was flipping burgers a month ago. Now I am here and I run errands for Mister Parizi. Rose Lemieux - That must be something else. Adin Vick - It is quite an improvement, ma'am. I don't know where I would be without him and now you have nothing to worry about from Ray Dees. Rose Lemieux - Well, I still have him stalking me outside of events. Adin Vick - No, ma'am, I don't believe that will be a problem either. It has been taken care of. The CWA doesn't need a black eye like that. Adin walks off and Rose looks concerned. Noah Skanes - Okay, Malk, I want you to know something here. Arizona just REALLY pissed me off. I came out here to get a measure of revenge for last night and then they pull this. I am kind of ready for a fight and I want to shake your hand and all that, but I don't know that I can. He starts to toss the microphone back out of the ring, but he stops himself and chuckles before he speaks again. Noah Skanes - Oh and this will be our last fight against each other Malk. I am taking Tommy up on his offer. The Brat Pack has me as a member if they have room for me. I'm certain Wren will be thrilled to hear that. Noah then tosses the microphone out of the ring and then Malk slides under the bottom rope into the ring which allows the referee to call for the bell. Malk locks up with Noah and Noah backs him into the ropes. He then whips Malk off the ropes and gives him a shoulder block, but Malk doesn't go down. Malk then gives Noah an inverted atomic drop and then gives him a clothesline to the mat. Malk then lands a leg drop across the throat on Noah and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Noah. Malk then stands Noah up, whips him off the ropes and misses with a clothesline as Noah ducks it and then he gives Malk a series of knife edge chops which back him into the corner. Noah then gives Malk a series of shoulder block in the corner before he sits him on the top rope. Noah then climbs to the top himself and sets for a superplex, but Malk gives him a series of punches to the gut and then shoves him off the ropes to the mat. Malk then leaps off the ropes and lands a double axe handle smash to the back on Noah before then going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Noah. Ricky Simms - At least Malk isn't afraid of fighting Noah tonight. Henry Lesher - No one was afraid of fighting him. Arizona and Samson are waiting. Malk stands Noah up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a backdrop to the mat. Malk then picks Noah up and slams him to the mat and then he goes to the ropes in the corner, makes his way to the second rope and waits for Noah to stand before going for a clothesline from there. Noah ducks that and then superkicks Malk in the jaw before giving him a spear to the mat and then Noah goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Malk. Noah then stands Malk up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a running knee lift to the gut followed by a hip toss to the middle of the ring. Noah then applies an abdominal stretch on Malk and the referee checks for a submission, but Malk refuses to give up here. Ricky Simms - Quite the battle between two men who will be allies after the match is done. Henry Lesher - They're idiots. Back out of the match then. Why risk injury at the hands of a teammate? These two are the reason there are warning labels not to drink bleach. Noah maintains the hold while Malk tries to power his way out of it. Malk backs his way to the ropes and that forces the break. Noah then knees Malk in the gut, gives him a series of rights and lefts to the jaw and then whips him off the ropes before both wrestlers clothesline each other to the mat. We then see Arizona and Samson rolling under the bottom rope into the ring. Zona puts the boots to Noah as Samson puts the boots to Malk while the referee finally calls for the bell. Andie Hawkins then tries to put a stop to the attack only to be shoved to the mat by Samson. Arizona then kicks her in the head before he turns his attention back to Noah. We then see Steve Hawkins rushing to the ring with a chair in hand and the ring clears before he gets there. Steve goes straight to his sister to check on her and he shouts at both Samson and Arizona. Ricky Simms - Every time Arizona kicks someone, he makes a new friend. Henry Lesher - He's my friend. Ricky Simms - I bet he is. Noah and Malk slowly get to their feet, stand
nose to nose and then they shake hands. They then turn and call
Samson and Arizona back to the ring, but the attackers are already
on the stage and retreating fast. Neriah Sweet - Wren, do you have a moment? Wren SilverPhoenix - Okay, what the hell are you? Neriah Sweet - I'm just wanting a moment of your time to talk about the tag title match you have later tonight. Wren SilverPhoenix - Yeah, I am going to win that match. Neriah Sweet - Well, no one knows for sure what the EVC has planned tonight. Wren SilverPhoenix - They're fading, airhead. They are fading as Youthful Aggression rises once again. Neriah Sweet - The teaming of Greyson with Vigilante certainly is an odd one. Wren SilverPhoenix - I don't worry about Vigilante. He worries about me. Neriah Sweet - He does? Wren SilverPhoenix - He does. He's a bed wetter when he knows he has to face me. Neriah Sweet - Come on now... Wren SilverPhoenix - Doubt me? Neriah Sweet - That just seems farfetched. Wren takes the belt off her shoulder and slaps
Neriah over the head with it, sending her away screaming. Wren just
watches her leave, shaking her head in disgust. Ricky Simms - I never thought I would see the day that Samantha Fox was actually out here. Henry Lesher - Better get Rick a drool bucket. Kaleigh paces inside the ring while her music fades and then we hear "Hell's Bells" by AC/DC and Max Cameron comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd. He shakes his head as he looks down into the ring. He has a microphone in hand, Max Cameron - I tried to appeal to you, Kaleigh. I told you that you should step out. This is your last chance. I respect your father and all he has done for this business. I don't want to ruin that. Kaleigh motions for a microphone and Sammy Jo is tossing hers into the ring for a second time tonight. Kaleigh Simms - Max, I heard you earlier this week. I pay attention. I am not leaving this ring. I came here for a match and with Sam here as the new manager of the Natural Blondes, I am full of confidence. Max Cameron - Kaleigh, I have been a World Champion. I have pinned the greats in this business. I could hurt you. I don't want to hurt you. I... Kaleigh Simms - Shut up Max. Just shut up and have the guts to wrestle me or go home. He tosses his microphone aside and she does the same. Max charges to the ring, slides in under the bottom rope and Kaleigh puts the boots to him while the referee calls for the bell to start the match. Kaleigh quickly pulls Max to the middle of the ring and applies a camel clutch on a stunned Max. He refuses to submit when asked by the referee and starts pushing himself up from the mat. Max then crawls to the ropes, grabs the bottom rope and that forces the break. Max then pulls himself out to the floor and quickly gets to his feet before signaling a timeout to the referee. Kaleigh then goes for a baseball slide into a dropkick on Max, but he grabs her feet and spins her around before airplane spinning her down to the floor. Max then turns to Ricky Simms and tells him to make her stop. Ricky Simms - Max, she has a mind of her own. Henry Lesher - That makes one between the three girls involved and her opponent. Max shakes his head as he grabs Kaleigh by the hair and then slams her head against the announce table. Max rolls himself into the ring to break up the count and then rolls himself back out. Max again grabs Kaleigh by the hair and pulls her to the guard railing and rams her face into it before he picks her up and slams her to the floor. He again turns to Ricky and tells him to get her out of the match. Ricky Simms - Listen you dumb son of a bitch, my daughter has a mind of her own. Henry Lesher - Max, you're a moron. You can't beat this girl? Max superkicks Lesher in the face from his position and then he stands Kaleigh up and rolls her into the ring before doing the same himself. Ricky Simms gets to his feet and removes his headset. He removes his blazer and unbuttons the collar on his shirt as Max stands Kaleigh up inside the ring and then applies a full Nelson on her. The referee checks for a submission, but she refuses to give up. Outside the ring, Rose tries to talk Ricky out of getting involved. Ricky picks Rose up by the shoulders, moves her out of the way and kisses her forehead before he then steps up onto the apron while the crowd cheers wildly. Kaleigh shows signs of battling out of the hold and Max releases it. He then picks kaleigh up and goes for a body slam on her, but she grabs him by the shoulders and rolls him into a small package. 1...2... kick out by Max. Max and Kaleigh get to their feet. Kaleigh points behind Max. Max turns and sees Ricky on the apron and takes a swing at him. Ricky ducks that and then shoves Max back to his daughter. She gives Max a German suplex to the mat and back bridges into a pin attempt. 1...2...3! Kaleigh Simms scores an incredible upset with a win over Max and Ricky motions to Sammy Jo. She is getting her arm tested with all the times she tosses her microphone to the performers tonight. Ricky steps through the ropes into the ring. Ricky Simms - Max, you stupid bastard. I have defended your sorry ass for years. I have sat next to Lesher for years as he tears you down and I have stood up for you as best I can. I do that everyone around here and I try to be as impartial as I can as a play by play guy in the CWA. You want to start kicking announcers in the face? Kick me, you son of a bitch. Kick me right now. Max crawls out of the ring, shaking his head and tells Ricky he isn't worth it. Ricky Simms - Max, I have been retired for years. Somehow, you have brought something out of me. A week ago, you had Lesher inside the ring helping you not win the Aerial title. Next week, whoever you face, you'll do so with ME as the special guest referee. If you so much as touch a hair on the head of Kaleigh again, I'll see you at Pyrophoric in September! The crowd erupts with that challenge and Max
just shakes his head further and tells Ricky to go to hell. He's
going to be busy that night. Max then heads up the ramp quickly
while Ricky checks on his daughter. Kaleigh says she's fine and we
head backstage. Myst - There isn't any big story that Max can't ruin. We get a bona fide star in Samantha Fox and he manages to overshadow that with this crap. Tony Parizi - I could get Guido and Vinny to... Myst - No, that's won't be necessary. Paulie La Cerva - Well, we can't have Max winning the tag titles then. He has to be taught a lesson. Myst - Maybe that match needs a special guest referee? Tony Parizi - Maybe it does, but I doubt it. Let's just save a little surprise just in case. I think that match will work out in our favor anyways. Myst - Yeah, I don't think the CWA is ready for the fallout of that match. Paulie La Cerva - That is for the best. Sammy Jo Johnson - Well, JC makes an attack there as there has been a change at the announce table. Henry Lesher was taken away for medical attention and Ricky has been escorted out of the building for the rest of the night as management try to maintain some control over things. Frank Merritt - Good thing I was backstage hanging out tonight, I guess. The referee runs out of the ring and tries to get JC to release Greyson. JC does so, then grabs the injured leg and slams the knee down to the steel ramp. JC then pulls Greyson to ringside by his feet. JC stands Greyson up and rolls him into the ring and then foes the same himself which finally allows the referee to call for the bell. JC starts by placing Greyson in a sharpshooter in the center of the ring. The referee checks for a submission, but Greyson refuses to give up. Greyson reaches out for the ropes while JC yells at him to quit and make it easy on himself. Greyson continues refusing to submit while slowly inching his way over towards the ropes. JC releases the hold, rolls Greyson over and kicks him in the gut before he then applies a figure four leglock on Greyson. Again, the referee is asking Greyson whether or not he quits, and he is still refusing. Sammy Jo Johnson - Greyson is in the tag main event tonight. JC appears to be trying to wear Greyson down for that and I can't fault his logic. Frank Merritt - That's because EVC logic is infallible. JC pulls himself over towards the ropes and, when the referee is asking Greyson whether or not he submits, JC grabs the bottom rope for added leverage. JC releases the rope when the referee looks his way while Greyson continues his refusal to give up. JC again grabs the bottom rope while the referee is turned the other way. This time, Mary Sanderson catches him and she then kicks JC's hands while threatening to disqualify him. JC does releases the hold and quickly gets to his feet. He then takes a run at Greyson and kicks him in the side of the head. He pulls Greyson to the middle of the ring and then applies an ankle lock on the injured leg of Greyson Blaze while a chant starts for Blaze. Sammy Jo Johnson - JC smells blood here and he's not going to stop targeting that knee and ankle. Frank Merritt - That's the brilliance of the EVC and why I aligned myself with them. Greyson manages to roll himself onto his back and kicks JC away with his free leg before he then crawls out of the ring to the floor. JC drops and rolls himself out to the floor and tells Greyson he can't escape that easy. He stands Greyson up and takes a jawbreaker from Greyson who then clotheslines JC to the floor. Greyson then rolls himself into the ring while chants for him grow louder. Greyson uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet and then JC rolls himself into the ring. Greyson greets JC with a series of punches to the head, stands JC up and whips him off the ropes before giving him a backdrop to the mat. He then goes for a springboard moonsault, but his one leg buckles and he instead crumples to the mat while JC gets to his feet. Sammy Jo Johnson - Greyson is in trouble. Frank Merritt - Just give up, kid. You have never beaten the EVC before and you're not going to start now. Sammy Jo Johnson - Yes he has. Frank Merritt - Why are you still talking? JC pulls Greyson to the corner buckle and then JC drops and rolls himself out of the ring. He pulls Greyson's legs around the steel corner post and then applies a modified figure four leglock on Greyson. He refuses to release Greyson when asked by the referee which forces her to call for the bell, disqualifying JC Michaels. Even after the bell, JC refuses to let go of Greyson. Sammy Jo Johnson - This is way over the line by JC. Frank Merritt - This kid needs to learn that messing with the EVC only leads to pain. "Calgone" by Incubus plays and the crowd explodes as Vigilante rushes out onto the stage and then rushes down the ramp to ringside. He then lands a leg drop across the throat on JC, causing his head to hit the ground. Vigilante then chokes JC Michaels while security officials make their way down the ramp to try and break this melee up. Vigilante takes a few shots at security guards and then grabs a chair from a fan at ringside. he swings wildly and drills JC in the forehead with the chair while we now see Gary Barber rushing down the ramp. He is also carrying a chair. He swings at Vigilante, but the two chairs clang together instead. Vigilante then dives at Barber and spears him to the floor while the crowd is now chanting for Vigilante. Sammy Jo Johnson - Vigilante is back! Frank Merritt - This proves you can always go back if you want to, even if you shouldn't. Barber rolls himself into the ring and then we see Jack Spade entering from the crowd. He rolls himself into the ring and starts putting the boots to Gary Barber. Sammy Jo Johnson - Spade is getting the jump on Barber before their match tonight. Frank Merritt - That's the only hope he has. Vigilante decks a few more security guards before he rolls himself into the ring behind Spade. Vigilante gets to his feet and drills Spade in the back of the head with the chair and then he tosses the chair out of the ring before he goes after Gary Barber again. He picks Barber up and gives him the Catch 22 and then jumps to his feet. He knees Jack Spade in the gut, picks him up and gives him a Catch 22 to the mat as well. Vigilante then climbs to the top rope and poses for the fans before he drops over the top rope and lands on his feet on the floor, going over to check on Greyson Blaze and his injured leg. Sammy Jo Johnson - We'll find out soon enough if Vig made the save too late here.
Frank Merritt - Yeah, Vig is infamous for going off too soon. It
would be odd if he went off too late tonight. Rose Lemieux - Well, it has been an odd night. Samantha Fox - That it has. It was nice being out there with you girls tonight. Maybe we can do this again sometime. Kaleigh Simms - Sounds good. I am sorry about the way Max was out there. Samantha Fox - I've seen worse. Rose Lemieux - I can imagine. Samantha Fox - No you can't and be grateful you can't. Well, all the best. Samantha leaves and then Adam West steps into the room, a nervous smile on his face and a blonde wig on his head. Adam West - Hey, I found out today I was born blonde. Imagine that. Rose Lemieux - No Adam, just no. Adam West - I could have been a blonde. What does Fabio have that I don't? Kaleigh Simms - Hair extensions? Rose kisses Adam on the cheek and shoos him out the door. Rose Lemieux - You're a dear, but the girls need to get changed now. Have a good night. Adam West - Changing alone? You do know there are villains afoot, don't you? Kaleigh Simms - We'll take our chances. Adam pouts, pulls off the blonde wig and then heads off after Samantha Fox. Adam West - Samantha, I have a
great opening act for you. Burt Ward and I do this killer Elvis
impression and then these tigers on bikes come out and... Sammy Jo Johnson - This is a meeting between two of the hottest wrestlers in the CWA right now. Frank Merritt - Well, outside of EVC members maybe. Tommy backs Wren into the corner where the referee asks for a clean break. Tommy backs off and takes a thumb to the eye from Wren who then rakes his eyes along the top rope before giving him a punch in the throat. Wren then gives Tommy a side Russian leg sweep to the mat and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Tommy. Wren then stands Tommy up and whips him through the ropes and out to the floor. He gets to his feet and takes a springboard flying cross body from Wren which sends him back down to the floor while bringing the fans to their feet. Wren then stands Tommy up and slams his face into the guard railing before she then rolls him into the ring and goes the same herself before going for another pin attempt. 1...2... Tommy gets a foot on the bottom rope. Sammy Jo Johnson - So close. Frank Merritt - Well, it's a battle to see which one is the weaker of the two here. Wren stands Tommy up, whips him off the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Tommy leap frogs her and then he comes off the ropes and lands a sunset flip on her into a roll up for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Wren. Tommy then jumps to his feet and starts landing rights and lefts to the head on Wren. Tommy then whips her into the corner buckle, then picks her up into a fireman's carry into a side slam to the mat before he goes for the pin. 1...2... Wren again kicks out. Tommy then stands Wren up and whips her through the ropes and out to the floor. Tommy then waits for Wren to stand before he gives her a baseball slide dropkick to the chest which sends her falling backward into the guard railing. Tommy then picks Wren up and slams her to the floor before he then stands her up, rolls her back into the ring and does the same himself. Sammy Jo Johnson - Tommy is in full control of this match now. Frank Merritt - Yeah, but the fans are tired of this match. They're chanting for some chick named Tammy. Sammy Jo Johnson - They are chanting for Tommy. Frank Merritt - Stupid fans, there isn't anyone on the roster named Tammy. Tommy stands Wren up inside the ring and then gives her a vertical suplex to the mat. Tommy then stands her up, whips her off the ropes and then gives her a spinning power slam to the mat before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Wren. Tommy then stands Wren up, whips her into the corner buckle and then goes for a shoulder block, but she steps out of the way and then gives Tommy a bulldog to the mat before rolling him over for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Tommy Purr. She then stands him up and whips him off the ropes. They shoulder block one another and neither of them go down. They then start trading knife edge chops. Wren eye gouges Tommy. Tommy eye gouges Wren. The trade punches and we see JC Michaels coming down to the ring again. He slips under the bottom rope into the ring and he then proceeds to mace Wren in the eyes while the referee calls for the bell. Tommy grabs JC by the shoulder and takes mace in the eyes as well. JC then drops and rolls himself out of the ring before escaping through the crowd. Sammy Jo Johnson - First, JC hobbles Greyson and now he blinds Wren? Frank Merritt - He came here to play the game and it looks like the EVC is winning.
Medics rush down to the ring to attend to both Wren and Tommy
while we look backstage. Myst - So we're good then? Tony Parizi - Yeah, Ray is taken care of and Samantha enjoyed herself. I never thought a kidnapping would be a good idea. Myst - Should we hire Ray back? Tony Parizi - *scratching his head* That depends how deep he is. I'll talk to Louie, but I doubt it will be pretty. Myst - Okay, I don't want to know. Nice move bringing Adin on board. Tony Parizi - Hey, he's big and he's a little slow. That's a perfect mix for me. Myst - Explains the interest in wrestling. Tony Parizi - So, the main event.... it looks like a total mess. That fricking JC has screwed the whole thing up, attacking Greyson Blaze like he did in their match and now he's virtually blinded Wren. What are we going to do? Myst - *sighs* Decisions, decisions Tony. Does Paulie have any ideas? Tony Parizi - He came to me and I came to you. Myst - Well, it's next right? Come on, we'll get this shit straightened out yet. Myst leads Tony back
into the building and we return to the ring. Sammy Jo Johnson - This looks like a battlefield. Frank Merritt - It is and the casualties are all EVC inflicted. This will be a very easy match for Hammer, who may not even need a tag team partner to win the titles now.
Vigilante rolls himself under the bottom rope into the ring while
Greyson gingerly makes his way up the ring steps onto the apron.
Vigilante and Max Cameron have words inside the ring, renewing old
acquaintances which draws cheers from the fans. They then both turn
towards the stage as Vigilante's music fades and "Blood in My Eyes"
by Disturbed, Limp Bizkit and Godsmack blares over the loudspeaker
as the fans are on their feet. Hammer comes walking through the
curtain by himself and has a big smile on his face. Bright agrees to step out of the ring onto the apron which allows the referee to call for the bell. Both Max and Vigilante start drilling Hammer in the head with punches and then whip him off the ropes before giving him a double dropkick to the mat in the style of the Rock and Roll Express. They then jump to their feet and Max lands a leg drop across the chest on Hammer while Vigilante lands one across the throat on Hammer and then goes for the pin. 1...2... Max pulls Vigilante off of Hammer and then gives him a series of punches to the head. Vigilante quickly gets to his feet and then knees max in the gut before whipping him through the ropes and out to the floor. Sammy Jo Johnson - Vigilante is impervious to pain in this one, a huge match featuring the debut of Bright and return of Vigilante. This is pay per view material. Frank Merritt - No argument there. Vigilante stands Hammer up and takes a series of forearm smashes to the jaw from Hammer who then tags in Matthew Bright. Bright and Hammer then pick Vigilante up and give him a double gutbuster before Bright goes for the quick pin. 1...2... kick out by Vigilante. Bright stands Vigilante up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a big boot to the chest before he headlocks Vigilante and then gives him a DDT to the mat. He signals that will be it as Max slips into the ring behind him, trips him face first to the mat and then applies an STF on Bright. Bright refuses to submit when asked by the referee while we hear Wren cheering Max on from the corner. Sammy Jo Johnson - It is going to be tough sledding for either of these teams to knock off the returning Power Trip tonight. They're so accomplished in this business. Frank Merritt - And that was in a superior company over this one. Vigilante gets to his feet slowly while Max tries to get Matthew Bright to submit. Bright refuses and then Vigilante kicks Max in the back of the head, pulls him off of Bright and then picks him up and power slams him to the mat. Vigilante then chokes the downed Max while Bright slowly gets to his feet. Bright goes for a running punt on Vigilante, but Vigilante blocks it with his forearm, quickly gets to his feet and then starts trading punches with Matthew Bright as the crowd cheers the action. Max rolls to his corner and reaches for the tag, then pulls his arm back as he remembers the state of Wren's vision. Wren argues that she can see, but she argues that to a fan at ringside instead of to Max, referring to the fan as Dizz who is not even in attendance tonight. Sammy Jo Johnson - Wren can't enter this match and the jury is out on Greyson as well. Frank Merritt - It is a handicap match against the handicapped. It's like shooting fish in a barrel for us, Sammy. Max slowly gets to his feet and Wr5en slaps the back of his head for the tag. She rushes into the ring whole the referee forces Max to exit the ring. Wren rams Vigilante and Bright's heads together and then she gives Bright an inverted atomic drop before doing the same to Vigilante and then she goes to the ropes and starts to climb to the top. She loses her footing and falls to the mat where Bright then gives her a German suplex to the mat. Sammy Jo Johnson - It is hard to climb the ropes when you cannot see them. Frank Merritt - Tell me about it. I used to wrestle stoned. Half the time I thought they were laughing at me. Bright stands Wren up, whips her off the ropes and gives her a clothesline to the mat before he then knees her in the forehead. Vigilante then gives Bright a clothesline to the mat and comes off the ropes. While he is coming off the ropes, Greyson tags the back of Vigilante and steps through the ropes into the ring. Vigilante argues he wasn't trying to tag and continues fighting with the referee while Steve Blake makes him exit the ring or face a DQ here. Greyson limps over to Bright and then gives him a snap suplex to the mat. Greyson winces in pain, but refuses to succumb to it, stands Bright up and then takes a chop block to the back of the knee from an interfering Hammer who then eye gouges Wren before he rolls himself back out of the ring. Sammy Jo Johnson - Okay, that's terrible. Frank Merritt - No, it is smart. Don't hate the EVC for being smarter than everyone else. Hammer is attacked on the floor by Vigilante and Max who gives Hammer a double clothesline to the floor. They then start trading punches with each other while, inside the ring, Bright slams Greyson and Wren's heads together. Bright then gives Greyson a kneebreaker and then eye gouges Wren while the referee decides he has seen enough and calls for the bell. Sammy Jo Johnson - Now what? Frank Merritt - The Power Trip just won the titles by superior decision. Steve Blake saw they cannot continue and gave the belts to Hammer and Bright! The crowd boos as it is announced that the referee has thrown the match out, ruling it a no contest. Moments later, we hear "A Place For My Head" by Linkin Park and then Myst makes her way onto the stage with a microphone in hand and a frown on her face. Myst - Okay, that's enough of the schoolyard tactics. I know we desperately need tag team champions, but this has been no way to crown them tonight. I could restart the match, but that gives the titles to the Power Trip. Maybe Hammer and Bright can be the champs. Maybe that is their destiny. We will find out next week when these three teams square off again. The catch is this, though. If any member of the EVC so much as touches any of the other wrestlers involved in this match, The Power Trip forfeits their title shots and Vigilante will team with Greyson to fight Max Cameron and Wren SilverPhoenix to decide the new champs. There is another provision I am putting in as well. To ensure that everything is fair and square, there will be two referees in this match. Inside the ring will be CWA Hall of Famer Ricky Simms. Outside the ring, manning the door, will be Henry Lesher. Oh right, the door, I should mention that. The tag titles will be decided next week... inside a steel cage. The first team to escape the cage to the floor wins. There are no pin falls or submissions, only escape. The thing is, BOTH members of the team have to escape. This means that when you leave the cage alone, your partner is alone and you cannot help them in any way. Next week, we will have tag team champions in the CWA. The best team will win. "A Place For My Head" plays again as Myst leaves the stage. Sammy Jo Johnson - This battle will be finished next week! Frank Merritt - I must say that is a good call, having an unbiased guy like Lesher at the door. Sammy Jo Johnson - He'll probably be wearing an EVC shirt. Anyway, fans, tune in next week for what will be more mayhem and bloody fun. We fade to black as Matthew Bright poses in the corner of the ring, arguing with Max Cameron who is still on the floor outside the ring. Vigilante is putting the boots to Hammer. Greyson and Wren are as close to out of it as two wrestlers can get. |
