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March 14, 2010 from Seattle, Washington |
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The crowd cheers as we see Marilyn Manson standing on the stage, the band here to open the biggest show that the CWA has put on in years. The crowd's cheer grows as "MobSCENE" starts to play.
"Ladies and Gentlemen" The crowd cheers as the band brings the song to a rousing close and the lights slowly dim. We then hear a clock ticking and the crowd quiets as they wait to see what is coming up now. We see an image on the big screen over the stage of the CWA logo. We then see a CWC logo next to it. We then hear "DT" by AC/DC and we see images of "Nightmare" JXD, "Snake" Ridge, Kirsta Lewis, Scavenger and Bullrush before we see the Uncensored logo on the screen. This holds for a moment and then we go to quick cuts of Cory Chevelle, Gaul, Troy Jacobs, and we see the word Untested on the screen. We then hold on that for a moment before that fades and then we see images of Rated R, Myst, Rose Lemieux, Wren SilverPhoenix, Max Cameron, AJ Cameron, Hoshi Yakamoto, Kira Yakamoto, Romeo Delight, Jack Spade, and The Moose before we see the word Veterans on the screen. This holds and then fades to black. We fade back to the arena where the CWA logo is again seen on the big screen while fireworks shoot off skyward and then balls of flame burst from each side of the stage. Those flames then travel along a line which leads up and then over the big screen. The word Outrage is lit up in flames there and that draws cheers from the crowd. Ricky Simms - Wow...
Henry Lesher - What a waste of money for a company that's broke. Kathy Smith - Now what? Missy - I am glad you made it tonight, very glad you accepted my challenge. Kathy Smith - I just want this over with. Missy - Not the first time you have said that to me. Tonight is going to be a big night for you. Kathy Smith - Like I said, I have been trying to just retire and focus on my relationship and being a good wife. Missy - Yeah, it is going to be a big night for you.
Missy is heard laughing to herself as she walks away and Kathy is
left shaking her head. Ricky Simms - I cannot help thinking Rose is in over her pretty little head here tonight. Henry Lesher - You're right. She is going to get mashed into the ground. This is the end of Rose Lemieux and I am glad for it. Kirsta parks her motorcycle at ringside and then makes her way up the ring steps onto the ring apron before stepping through the ropes into the ring. The referee calls for the bell and Rose extends her hand to shake with Kirsta. Kirsta shakes her head and steps back from Rose. Rose looks down at the mat and then moves in for a lock up. Instead, Kirsta knees Rose in the ribs and then grabs her by the hair and airplane spins her to the mat. Kirsta then knees Rose in the back of the neck and then puts her in a wristlock and tells her to submit. Rose refuses to manages to pull herself from the ring to break Kirsta's hold. Kirsta slips out of the ring after her and again grabs Rose by the hair. Kirsta rams Rose's forehead into the steel guard railing and then whips her head first into the steel corner post. The fans are actually booing her when they see Rose has been split open and is bleeding from the forehead. Kirsta stands over her and nods her head as this was her plan. Ricky Simms - Rose is against a woman who prides herself on winning matches like this one. Henry Lesher - Rose is in there against a wrestler. She is not a wrestler. This will be over fast. Kirsta pulls Rose to her feet by the hair and then slams her head into the steel ring steps. Rose then scampers under the ring. Kirsta dives and manages to grab one foot before she can get all the way under the ring. Kirsta then pulls Rose out only to find that Rose has a chair in her hands now. Rose drills Kirsta in the knee cap with the chair. Rose then smacks Kirsta over the head with the chair while she slowly gets to her feet. Rose then slams the chair across the back of Kirsta Lewis and then slides the chair under the bottom rope into the ring before slipping into the ring herself. Rose gets to her feet and has the chair in her hands. Kirsta gets her composure at ringside and a smirk crosses her face. Ricky Simms - If I didn't know better, I would say Kirsta enjoys this. Henry Lesher - Shelia Lavin drafted one sick girl in Kirsta, apparently. Kirsta pulls herself onto the ring apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. Rose swings the chair and Kirsta catches it and then the two fight for possession of the chair. We then see Kaleigh Simms emerge from the crowd at ringside and then she tosses a second chair into the ring to Rose. Rose lets go of the first chair, grabs the second and uses it to smack the first chair into the face of a surprised Kirsta. This sends Kirsta falling backward into the corner buckle. Rose goes for another chair shot, but Kirsta uses the chair she has to block it and then she rolls herself out of the ring to the floor. Kirsta spots Kaleigh and has words with her and then swings the chair, but Kaleigh ducks the shot. Kirsta then kicks Kaleigh in the ribs and grabs her by the hair and drags her over the guard railing to ringside. Ricky Simms - Why is she out here? Henry Lesher - Unlike her father, maybe she has a sense of loyalty? Rose slips out of the ring behind Kirsta and swings the chair at Kirsta. Kirsta knows Rose is behind her and blocks the chair shot with her own and then knees Rose in the gut before ramming her and Kaleigh into each other. Kirsta then gives Rose a bulldog to the floor and then whips Kaleigh head first into the steel ring steps. Kirsta again smiles as she raises her chair high above her head and then brings it down across the back of Rose and then across the back of Kaleigh. Kirsta then rolls Rose into the ring before slipping the chair in and then slips herself into the ring as well. She stands over Rose and the crowd again boos her, clearly pulling for the underdog in this one. Kirsta headlocks Rose and sets for a DDT onto the steel chair. Kaleigh reaches into the ring and pulls the feet out from under Kirsta before pulling her out to the floor. Kaleigh and Kirsta start trading punches there. Ricky Simms - This has become a handicap match. Henry Lesher - Oh, Rose has always been handicapped. Rose slips out of the ring and picks up an audio cable from the floor and then walks up behind Kirsta and whips her across the back with it. Kirsta falls to one knee and Rose hits her again. Rose then places it around the throat of Kirsta and starts choking her with it. Kaleigh takes some free shots at Kirsta, kicking her in the ribs before she then reaches under the ring apron and pulls out a table. Kaleigh sets up the table while Kirsta tries to fight against the choke by Rose. Once the table is set, Kirsta kicks her legs up and wraps them around the neck of Kaleigh and then she slams her head into the table. Kirsta then lands on her feet, then snap mares Rose through the table and breaks the choke as the cable falls to the floor. Kirsta then takes the audio cable and uses it to whip both Kaleigh and Rose. Kirsta then ties the cable to the ankle of Kaleigh Simms before tying the other end to the bottom rope of the ring. Kirsta then gives Kaleigh a knee lift to the head and then picks her up and gives her a power bomb to the floor. Ricky Simms - Kirsta is brutal, hard for me to watch my daughter go through this. Henry Lesher - You're a brave man, sitting there and watching your little girl get tooled like this. Kirsta stands Rose up and rolls her into the ring and then does the same herself. She then stands Rose up, whips her off the ropes and gives her a Hell's Bitch Kick that sends her down to the mat. Kirsta then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Kirsta wins and moves on to the second round of the tournament. Ricky Simms - Well, Rose put up quite the fight tonight, but Kirsta was just too much for her. Henry Lesher - Kirsta beat both girls, Rick. She's my favorite to win this thing now.
Kirsta exits the ring and hops on her Harley again, starting it
up and then driving up the ramp while medics arrive on the scene and
attend to Rose Lemieux who has apparently lost a lot of blood during
this match. We then head backstage. Max Cameron - Wow, how 2003 of you to meet me at the door like this. Shannon Skanes - I don't know how Wyatt got you in here, but I want you out. Max Cameron - Skanes, your company is not worth my time. I am not here to be a champ of anything, just to expose you and your company of being a complete fraud. Shannon Skanes - What? Max Cameron - UcW knows how to treat a star like me. Shannon Skanes - Really? I talked to Masters and he told me... Max Cameron - You can't listen to Masters. Shannon Skanes - Okay, well I talked to a couple of guys here and they told me... Max Cameron - You can't trust them either. Despite your best efforts, I'll win gold tonight. Shannon Skanes - That you don't care about. Max Cameron - I am a complex man, Skanes. Shannon Skanes - Mind boggling, too. Max Cameron - It's not my fault you cannot process true talent and genius like mine. Max moves on while Shannon struggles to find words that would continue this conversation. He then looks over his shoulder and the camera pans around to reveal Frank Merritt standing behind him. Shannon Skanes - You think he was a good draft pick? Frank Merritt - *shrugs* It's been years. I figure he's due to win something.
Shannon just turns and walks away from this scene. Ricky Simms - Are we boring Ryan tonight? Henry Lesher - Look what we sent him in the first round. Of course he's bored. Rated R slowly pushes himself from the ropes and into a lock up with Jacobs. Jacobs shoves rated R into the corner buckle and then lands a series of kicks to the ribs on him. Rated R then hip tosses Jacobs out over the top rope to the floor. He bows to the booing crowd and then yawns towards the camera. He then steps back to the center of the ring while Jacobs gets to his feet on the floor. Rated R paces in the middle of the ring while Jacobs lifts the ring apron and then pulls out a baseball bat. He smiles while Rated R signals for a timeout inside the ring. Jacobs slips under the bottom rope and Ryan greets him with a series of kicks to the back. Jacobs swings the bat and strikes Rated R in the back of the leg and knocks him down to the mat. Jacobs then quickly gets to his feet and starts swinging the bat at Rated R. Rated R rolls around the ring avoiding the bat and eventually rolls himself out to the floor where he again signals for a timeout. Ricky Simms - There are no timeouts in wrestling. Henry Lesher - Yes they are. Anytime you wrestle Max you can take a timeout. Heck, you can daydream the entire time and still win. Troy Jacobs slips out of the ring in pursuit of Rated R. Rated R runs around the ring to escape a baseball bat wielding Jacobs. Rated R then grabs the ring steps, turns and lifts them before catching Jacobs in the knee. He does this while ducking a bat swing. Jacobs doubles over and Rated R then drops the steps before giving Jacobs a bulldog onto them. Rated R is again smiling, looks over at the camera and again yawns. He then stands a now bloodied Jacobs up and rolls him into the ring before rolling himself in and goes for the pin. 1...2... Jacobs gets a foot on the bottom rope. Rated R shakes his head and tells the referee to ring the bell. Steve Hawkins holds up two fingers while shaking his head. Ricky Simms - Ryan thought he had Jacobs there. Henry Lesher - He did. Hawkins counts as well as he holds his liquor. Ricky Simms - Dear Lord, Doc, he's a recovering alcoholic. Henry Lesher - That's what I mean. He isn't good at anything. Rated R stands Troy Jacobs up, whips him off the ropes and misses with a clothesline when Jacobs ducks it and Jacobs then starts landing rights and lefts to the face on Rated R. Jacobs then gives Rated R a headbutt before giving him a clothesline to the mat. The crowd cheers as Jacobs then lands a leg drop to the throat on Ryan and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Rated R. Jacobs then pulls Rated R over to the ropes, places his neck over the bottom rope and chokes him with it while the fans cheer. The referee asks for a submission, thanks to the no DQ stipulation of this match. Rated R refuses to give up as much as he can while being choked. Rated R then thumbs Jacobs in the eye which allows him to wriggle free and again head out of the ring. Ricky Simms - Ryan is having more trouble with Jacobs than he expected tonight. Henry Lesher - All he has to remember is he gets to face Kirsta in the next round. That's all that matter, his awesomeness against her overall better than Maxness. Troy Jacobs slips out of the ring once again in pursuit of Rated R. Jacobs picks up a chair from ringside and then grabs Rated R by the shoulder. He turns Ryan around and takes a handful of salt to the eyes. Jacobs screams in pain and Rated R grabs the chair from him and then clubs him over the head with it repeatedly while the fans boo. Rated R then runs Jacobs head first into the steel corner post before rolling him into the ring and then he does the same himself. Rated R then stands the blinded Jacobs up and then gives him The Restricted back down o the mat. He goes for the pin with a grin on his face. 1...2...3! Rated R wins and moves on to round two. Ricky Simms - Rated R wins with a little help from underhanded tactics. Henry Lesher - How is it underhanded when there are no rules? He could have run him over with a Hummer.
Rated R exits the ring and starts making his way up the ramp
while telling the camera that's one match down and two to go. He
again has the smile on his face that the crowd loves to hate. Myst - The towel boy is here. Max Cameron - Nice, I wanted to make you an offer. Myst - No, don't want it. Max Cameron - I thought since we both would love to see Shannon fail... Myst - He doesn't need your help to fail, Max. Max Cameron - You haven't heard me out. Rated R - *as he enters the shot, wiping sweat from his forehead with a towel* If she is going to hear anyone out, it will be a winner Max. That rules you out. Max Cameron - I thought something smelled bad back here. Rated R - Sure you did. I can't wait to watch you fail again tonight. Max Cameron - Whatever, Myst, if you change your mind you know where to find me. Rated R - Under a rock or a bridge?
Max just makes his exit while Rated R turns his attention to Myst
and we return to the ring. Ricky Simms - Well, this should be an interesting match up. Henry Lesher - Yeah, the best wrestler in this one is the referee. It should be a real barn burner. Scavenger whips Max shoulder first into the steel ring steps and then picks him up before slamming him to the floor next to the cage. Scavenger then plants a knee to the side of the head on Max and pushes his face into the mesh while the fans cheer the violent side of Scavenger. Scavenger then stands Max up and rolls him into the ring before doing the same himself and then he places Max in a sleeper hold. Max manages to fight his way to his feet while refusing to submit to Scavenger's hold. Max then reaches out for the ropes. Scavenger struggles to hold Max away from the ropes. Max manages to lunge and grab the top rope to force the break. Scavenger then whips Max off the ropes and Max ducks a clothesline before giving Scavenger an inverted neckbreaker to the mat. Ricky Simms - This looks to be a solid cage match here. Henry Lesher - What happens when Vesuvius gets bored and pins both of them? Max stands Scavenger up, whips him into the corner buckle and then charges in for a raised knee, but Scavenger catches him and then hip tosses him over the top rope and out to the floor, his leg smacking against the side of the cage. Scavenger then climbs the ropes in the corner. Max gets to his feet as Scavenger goes for a flying cross body. Max catches him in mid air and then gives him a power slam to the floor. Max then lands a series of punches to the side of the head on Scavenger. Max then stands Scavenger up before grating his forehead along the side of the cage. Max then gives Scavenger a punch in the throat. Max smiles as he then runs Scavenger head first into the steel corner post and then rolls him into the ring before doing the same himself and then he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Scavenger. Max then sits Scavenger up and places him in a grapevine submission hold while we see that Scavenger's bleeding from the forehead. Ricky Simms - Some companies would stop this match for blood. Henry Lesher - Some companies and appealing to the pansies out there. I will admit the CWA doesn't do that. It just employs the pansies and has them fight each other in cage matches like this. Scavenger manages to snag the bottom rope with his foot which forces the break of the hold. Max then stands Scavenger up, whips him off the ropes and then locks in an abdominal stretch. The referee checks for a submission, but Scavenger refuses to give up here. Scavenger seems to be feeding on a chant from the fans as it gets louder. Scavenger then starts powering out of the hold. He gives Max a hip toss to break the hold and then places Max in a headlock before giving him a bulldog to the mat. Scavenger then rolls Max over for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Max. Scavenger then stands max up, whips him off the ropes and then backdrops him to the mat. Scavenger follows this up with a knee drop to the forehead and then goes for the pin again. 1...2... another kick out by Max. Ricky Simms - Scavenger is so close here, but Max refuses to stay down. Henry Lesher - Which shows how bad Scavenger actually is. Scavenger stands Max up, whips him off the ropes and Max ducks a clothesline and then slides right out of the ring to the floor. Scavenger then turns and dives through the ropes and onto Max. Scavenger then stands max up and takes an elbow to the ribs from max who then slams Scavenger's head into he side of the cage before running him shoulder first into the steel ring post. Max then gives Scavenger a side slam to the floor. Max then picks up the ring steps and brings them over to Scavenger. He hits Scavenger in the ribs with them and then drops the steps before putting Scavenger in a headlock. Max stands Scavenger up and goes for a vertical suplex on Scavenger. Scavenger blocks it and then he gives Max a vertical suplex to the floor. Scavenger then slowly gets to his feet and then starts trading punches with Max Cameron on the floor. Max eye gouges Scavenger and then rams his head into the ring apron before rolling him into the ring. Max rolls himself into the ring and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Scavenger. Max then stands Scavenger up, whips him into the corner buckle and then goes for a shoulder block there, but Scavenger side steps that and then gives Max a backslide into a pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Max. Scavenger then whips Max off the ropes and misses a dropkick when Max side steps it and then Max picks Scavenger up and power slams him to the mat and then he lands a springboard moonsault onto Scavenger before going for the pin. 1...2...3! Max gets the win and moves on to the second round. Ricky Simms - Max showed some surprising mobility there. Henry Lesher - I guess he can do wonders when he is against a wrestler who is actually less talented than he is. He's still dead in the second round.
Max leaves the cage and raises his arms in victory while the fans
give him a mixed reaction. Bruce Miller - I was told you needed this? Kathy Smith - It's not the one I wore at my wedding, Bruce. Don't worry. Bruce Miller - Well, no, I can't figure out why I am the one handing this to you or why you need it. Kathy Smith - Shannon doesn't agree with what I am doing tonight. I just want this to be over. Bruce Miller - There is an Originals rule, isn't there? Kathy Smith - Yeah, but I am in good with the owner. The rule doesn't apply to me. Bruce Miller - What exactly do you have in mind? Kathy Smith - This is all Missy, Bruce. I have nothing to do with this. Like I said, I just want it over. She told me to pick my partners. I did that and now we work to end this. Bruce Miller - Partners? I don't like the sound of this. Shawna Miller comes into the picture wearing a wedding dress of her own. Shawna Miller - This is uncomfortable. Bruce Miller - You're in this match? Shawna Miller - I thought you knew. Bruce lowers his head and walks off. Kathy Smith - I guess we're set. I wonder what the hell a Bride's pride match is anyway. Shawna Miller - *shrugs* This dress doesn't make my ass look big, does it?
Kathy Smith - Nah, you look good. Ricky Simms - This is a mismatch in some ways, but at least these two respect one another. Henry Lesher - Are you kidding? I give this one five seconds and she is down. Moose and Hoshi actually shake hands before locking up. Moose then backs Hoshi into the ropes and backs off clean. Hoshi then moves forward and raises a knee to the gut on Moose before giving him a series of forearm smashes to the jaw. Hoshi then whips Moose off the ropes and dropkicks him in the chest, bringing him down to the mat. Hoshi then goes to the ropes and quickly jumps to the top rope. She goes for a moonsault, but Moose rolls out of the way in time and she hits the mat instead. Moose then uses the ropes to get to his feet, kicks Hoshi in the ribs and then places her in an arm bar. He winds the arm while the referee checks for a submission, but Hoshi refuses to submit this early in the match. Moose then releases the arm, whips Hoshi into the corner buckle and then gives her a backdrop to the mat from there. Hoshi, however, manages to land on her feet and gives Moose a standing dropkick to the back which sends him through the ropes and out to the floor. Ricky Simms - Hoshi has the crowd behind her as the underdog tonight. Henry Lesher - How did that work out for Rose, Scavenger and Jacobs earlier tonight? Fan support means nothing. Hoshi dives through the ropes and lands a flying body press on Moose that sends him falling back against the cage. Hoshi then stands Moose up and takes a jawbreaker from Moose. Moose then gets to his feet and then runs Hoshi shoulder first into the steel corner post of the ring. Moose then rolls her back into the ring before he climbs onto the ring apron. Moose climbs through the ropes into the ring and then plants an elbow smash to the throat on Hoshi. Moose then stands her up, whips her off the ropes and gives her a big boot to the chest which sends her down to the mat. Moose then stands Hoshi up, whips her off the ropes and both wrestlers clothesline each other down to the mat, causing the referee to start counting them both down. Ricky Simms - The match has been pretty even so far. Henry Lesher - Moose is just letting her look good here. She'll be done soon. On the four count, Moose manages to get to one knee and then Hoshi kips up to her feet which stops the count. Hoshi then goes for a spinning heel kick, but Moose ducks that, pulls the feet out from under Hoshi and then quickly locks her in a Boston Crab. The referee checks for a submission, but Hoshi refuses to submit and reaches out for the ropes. Some members of the crowd start a chant for Hoshi. Hoshi reaches out for the ropes and Moose tries to hold her away from the ropes. Hoshi turns herself sideways and manages to snag the bottom rope as a result which forces the break. Hoshi then gets to her feet and starts trading knife edge chops with The Moose. The shots echo throughout the arena while the fans chant "wooo" with every strike. Ricky Simms - Hoshi is not backing down, despite the difference in size here. Henry Lesher - Well, he is also vastly more talented than she is. He is also better looking and that's just sad. Hoshi takes a chop from Moose who then gives Hoshi a double leg spinebuster to the mat where he then hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Hoshi. Moose stands Hoshi up, whips her into the corner buckle and then goes for a shoulder block, but she manages to side step that and then gives Moose a side Russian leg sweep to the mat where she goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Moose. Hoshi then stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and ducks her head for a backdrop. Moose kicks Hoshi in the ribs, then picks her up and gives her a Moosedriver to the mat where he goes for the pin. 1...2... Hoshi rolls a shoulder out. Ricky Simms - I thought that was it. Henry Lesher - I hoped. I still hold out hope. Moose stands Hoshi up, whips her off the ropes and then gives her a shoulder block that sends her to the mat and then goes for a knee drop, but Hoshi rolls out of the way and then rolls Moose into a school boy pinfall attempt. 1...2... kick out by Moose. Hoshi then gets to her feet and stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and misses a clothesline when Moose stops his forward momentum, gives Hoshi a knife edge chop to the chest and then picks her up and gives her another Moosedriver to the mat and then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! The Moose gets the win and moves on to the second round. Ricky Simms - Hoshi fought valiantly, but it wasn't enough in the end. Henry Lesher - Good, real wrestlers qualify for the second round.
Moose leaves the ring and high fives fans at ringside before he
then starts up the ramp towards the back. Ray Dees - JXD, you're here! This is huge news. JXD - Who the hell are you? Ray Dees - Ray Dees, backstage interviewer for the CWA. JXD - Never heard of you. Ray Dees - Hey, can't help noticing you're hanging around Kirsta's room here. Why is that? JXD - I'd love to fill you in, Ray, but I won't. Ray Dees - Well, I mean, is this an Uncensored thing? JXD - You're not big on listening, are you Ray? I am not telling you anything. Ray Dees - Kirsta has been a big hit in the CWA since she arrived. Do you see yourself in that same league? JXD - I'll make you an offer. I'll ignore you and you'll walk away. If you fail to do so, I will turn your lights out.
JXD turns his back to Ray and the cowardly interviewer does back
off. Ricky Simms - It would appear Myst feels she is above her first round opponent tonight. Henry Lesher - It would appear that she's right. It's actually really obvious. The referee calls for the bell and Myst moves in and locks up with Romeo. He then shoves her into the corner buckle and then moves in for a shoulder block, but she knee lifts him to the face and then she gives him a headbutt before Romeo then gives her a belly to belly overhead suplex to the mat. Romeo then locks in a sleeper hold on Myst and the referee asks for a submission. Myst is unwilling to submit and then eye gouges Romeo to loosen the hold before she then snap mares him to the mat. Myst then applies a sleeper hold of her own and then the referee is asking Romeo if he gives up. He also refuses. Ricky Simms - Both wrestlers are showing their fight in this one. Henry Lesher - Romeo might have had a chance in this one twenty years ago. Now, this is just a joke. Romeo reaches out and grabs the middle rope to force the break and then he gets to his feet. Myst gives him an eye gouge and then rakes his eyes along the top rope. Romeo answers with an elbow to the ribs and then gives her a fall away slam to the mat before he goes for the pin. The referee reminds him this is submission only, so he quickly locks in an arm bar. Myst grabs the bottom rope to force the break and then she rolls herself out to the floor where she paces while Angelica is seen cheering her father on. Myst looks over at Angelica and takes a step towards her, but then thinks better of that and pulls herself onto the ring apron. Myst steps through the ropes into the ring and Romeo goes for an abdominal stretch on her. Myst grabs the top rope before he can lock it in, forcing the break. Myst then whips Romeo through the ropes and out to the floor. Ricky Simms - Myst is showing her violent side here. Henry Lesher - Rick... this is wrestling. If they don't have a violent side, they need a new job. Myst goes to the ropes in the corner. Angelica goes to her father's side and helps him up. Myst leaps off the top rope and gives both father and daughter a flying body press to the floor. Myst then stands Romeo up while telling Angelica to stay out of the way. Romeo then gives Myst a series of punches to the gut and then picks her up and slams her to the floor. He then rolls Myst into the ring before doing the same himself. Romeo then sits her up and places her in a nerve hold. The referee checks for a submission, but she refuses to submit. Romeo tries to lock the hold in as far as possible. Myst then manages to get her foot over the bottom rope which forces the break. Ricky Simms - Romeo might have won there if she had been farther from the ropes. Henry Lesher - No chance. Romeo couldn't win a raffle if no one else entered it. Myst rolls herself out to the floor and stands nose to nose with Angelica. Angelica pokes a finger into the chest of Myst and tells her to lay off. Myst answers with a spear to the floor on Angelica and then spots a diving Romeo. Romeo dives through the ropes and misses a flying body press and instead crashes into the guard railing. Myst the puts the boots to Romeo before standing him up and rolling him into the ring before doing the same herself. Myst then pulls Romeo to the middle of the ring and quickly locks in a Mystifier. The referee checks for a submission, but Romeo refuses to give up. Ricky Simms - It must be very painful, but Romeo refuses to quit here. Henry Lesher - It's too bad he isn't at least smart enough to do that. Myst holds on to Romeo while he tries to push himself up from the mat. Myst leans further back and Angelica is heard cheering her father on from outside the ring. Romeo tries to reach out, but sees that he is too far from the ropes and he is forced to tap out. The referee calls for the bell and Myst jumps to her feet, quickly raising her arms and telling the camera that this is how it was meant to be. Myst then drops and rolls herself out to the floor where she warns Angelica not to get in her way again. Ricky Simms - Myst wins and lets Angelica know she's on borrowed time here. Henry Lesher - I never liked her before, but I like her now. At least she isn't Hoshi.
Myst makes her way up the ramp and tells the camera that this is
the next CWA champ, pointing at herself of course. The fans seem to
approve of her at this point. Neriah Sweet - Ryan, you have a date with Kirsta in round two. Your thoughts? Rated R - It makes sense. She has been a thorn in my side since she got here. I get to show the world she is nothing compared to a true legend like me. Neriah Sweet - Your confidence is legendary, for certain. Rated R - I am better than anyone you set in that ring with me tonight. I make this company great. There is no CWA without me. Who are you building around? A has been like Moose or a never was like Max? Maybe you build around these stunt monkeys from Uncensored? Neriah Sweet - I wouldn't call them stunt monkeys. Rated R - You're right. That implies that they have talent. Neriah Sweet - Harsh words there, Ryan. Rated R - Oh, I should kiss up to them because they are new? I should bow to the Holmes clan and to the idiots who have been following their trials at tattoo parlors? Please, give me some credit. I have been selling out major arenas and I don't need to set myself on fire or bleed for hours to gain respect. I win on talent. I win on who I am, and not what I want to be. When the dust clears, I will be wearing the World Title. Neriah Sweet - No one concerns you in this tournament? Rated R - The only concern I have is that the title doesn't look like a joke with the sponsorship deal. I won't wear it if it doesn't look like a real championship belt.
Rated R walks off while Neriah looks on dumbfounded. Ricky Simms - Jack won't let Chevelle get into the ring. Henry Lesher - Smart move by Spade. I have always been a fn of his. Ricky Simms - No, you haven't. Jack Spade stands Chevelle up at ringside and then rams his head into the guard railing. Jack then rolls Chevelle into the ring before doing the same himself which allows the referee to ring the bell. Spade places Chevelle in a hammerlock and the referee checks for a submission, but Cory refuses to submit. Chevelle then reaches the rope and forces the break of the hold. Spade then kicks Chevelle in the ribs, whips him off the ropes and then goes for a shoulder block. Instead, Chevelle should blocks Spade down to the mat and then gives him a leg drop across the throat. Chevelle then goes for a sharpshooter, but Spade kicks him away and then crawls out to the floor to regroup. The crowd boos Spade as he oversells his pain. Ricky Simms - The fans are really letting Spade know what they think of him. Henry Lesher - Yeah, he'll cry himself to sleep over that one. Chevelle steps out onto the apron and has words with Spade. Chevelle then jumps down and starts trading punches with Spade while the fans cheer. Chevelle then eye gouges Spade and then picks him up before giving him a power slam to the floor. Chevelle then stands Spade up, rolls him into the ring and then does the same himself before he then pulls Spade to the middle of the ring and sets for a figure four leglock. Chevelle smirks as he applies the hold and Spade reaches desperately for the ropes. The crowd starts a chant for Cory as Spade pulls himself inches closer to the ropes. Spade reaches out while still refusing to tap out here. Chevelle tries to pull the hold in tighter. Spade inches closer and then manages to grab the bottom rope which forces the break. Chevelle does release the hold, but he only does so after a few more moments of torture for Jack Spade. Ricky Simms - Spade is tough, but Chevelle look to be on a mission tonight. Henry Lesher - His mission will fail. He just isn't main event material. Spade slowly gets to his feet only to be greeted with a series of forearm smashes to the jaw from Chevelle. Chevelle then whips Spade off the ropes and gives him a big boot to the chest which brings him back down to the mat. Chevelle then stands Spade up, takes an eye gouge from Spade and then it's Spade who lands a tilt a whirl slam on Chevelle. Spade then places Chevelle in a full Nelson before he is even up to his feet. Chevelle refuses to submit when asked by the referee. Spade shouts at Chevelle to just give it up. Chevelle gets to his feet while still in the hold and then he quickly backs into the corner, breaking Jack's hold on him. Chevelle then turns and mounts the second rope and then starts raining down punches to the head on Spade while the fans count. On the ten count, Cory jumps down and then gives Spade a snap mare to the middle of the ring where he applies a sleeper hold. Ricky Simms - Again, the only way to win in this match is by making your opponent submit. Henry Lesher - Spade doesn't give up. It isn't in his nature. Spade refuses to submit to Cory's hold when asked by the referee. Spade then gives Chevelle a series of elbows to the ribs which loosen the hold. Spade then snap mares Chevelle to break it and then stands him up, whips him off the ropes and then backdrops him to the mat. Spade then steps out onto the ring apron and then climbs to the top rope. Chevelle gets to his feet and Spade goes for a flying body press. Chevelle catches him in mid air and falls backward to the mat, applying a rear naked choke on Spade. Spade is seen tapping moments later and the referee calls for the bell, bringing cheers from the crowd. Ricky Simms - Chevelle locked that in from nowhere, catching Spade and turning him like that. Henry Lesher - Well, he got lucky. It won't happen again. Spade wins this fight nine times out of ten. Ricky Simms - This was number ten then.
Chevelle leaves the ring with a smile on his face and then makes
his way up the ramp while telling the camera that Myst is going to
be the next victim. Scavenger - Lauren, I need a shoulder massage. Lauren Strong - *entering the picture wearing a wedding dress* I'm busy getting ready, Jake. Scavenger - We're not Mormon. You're not allowed to marry two men. Lauren Strong - I explained this to you already. I have a match tonight. Scavenger - You're losing it. Lauren Strong - I explained this a half hour ago with sock puppets. Scavenger - Sock puppets scare me. Lauren Strong - You are going to just have to get someone else to give you a shoulder rub. Lauren walks out and we see Shengee Shmelky walk in with massage oil in his right hand. Scavenger - *without even turning to look at Shengee* No way, albino boy. Move along.
Shengee hands his head in shame and does as he is told. Ricky Simms - Wren is all set, but apparently AJ isn't. Henry Lesher - AJ is a giant tool, a son of an even larger tool. By tool, I am not talking about the size of their dingle dangles either. I mean they're useless. Ricky Simms - Glad you cleared that up, Doc. Wren moves in to lock up with AJ, but he ducks out instead and then he signals for a timeout again. When Wren throws her arms into the air in frustration, AJ kicks her in the ribs and then gives her a swinging neckbreaker to the mat. AJ then stands over her and tells the referee that that's it and to ring the bell. The referee checks on Wren and she quickly jumps to her feet. Wren then slaps AJ across the face and tells the referee that's all for AJ. AJ answers with a spear to the mat on Wren. AJ then lands a series of forearm smashes to the jaw on the downed Wren. Wren answers by grabbing AJ's arms and then kicking him away from her. Wren then rolls herself out to the floor with AJ close behind. AJ takes a knee to the gut from Wren who then gives AJ a headbutt followed by a clothesline to the floor. Wren then steps on the throat of AJ while the referee shouts at her to bring it back into the ring. She answers the referee with the finger and then stands AJ up and whips him shoulder first into the guard railing to the cheers of the crowd. Ricky Simms - These matches cannot result in count outs. Henry Lesher - Which means Wren is smarter than most. That is a statement more of the stupidity of most than the intelligence of Wren. Wren rolls AJ into the ring and then rolls herself in. She then places AJ's throat over the bottom rope and starts choking him with it while the referee threatens to disqualify her. Wren releases the choke just to argue with the referee and then moves in to start another choke. AJ reaches back and eye gouges Wren to break the choke and then he uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet. AJ then kicks Wren in the jaw, sending her down to the mat in a heap. The referee checks on Wren and immediately signals she is fit to continue. AJ argues that she is out, even as Wren starts to pull herself to her feet. AJ then gives her a knee lift to the face and then a kick to the chest that sends her to the mat where he delivers an elbow smash to the throat. Ricky Simms - Both wrestler has been looking for the quick victory here, but it isn't happening. Henry Lesher - Wren needs the quick victory. What happens when she meets a real wrestler in the next round? AJ stands Wren up, whips her into the corner buckle and then gives her a knee to the gut before delivering a double under hook suplex to the middle of the ring. AJ then stands Wren up, whips her off the ropes and both wrestlers clothesline one another to the mat. The fans actually start a chant for Wren SilverPhoenix. The referee checks on both wrestlers and nods his head that they can both continue. Wren and AJ both get to their hands and knees and then start trading punches, then eye gouges. Wren then slams AJ's face into the mat and then gives him an elbow to the back of the neck before he heads out to the floor. Wren follows him out with her hands grabbing for his bald head as if he had hair. Ricky Simms - Wren is very unstable and AJ is just being AJ here. Henry Lesher - Yeah, he'll be done soon and we can move on to a real match. Wren chases AJ down, turns him around and takes a knee to the gut and AJ then slams her forehead into the guard railing. AJ then picks her up and power slams her to the floor. He then rolls her into the ring before he jumps onto the ring apron. AJ then goes to the ropes and quickly makes his way to the top. The crowd cheers as Wren gets to her feet and AJ launches himself. Wren lands a dropkick on the flying AJ and both crumple to the mat in a heap. The crowd starts another chant for Wren. Wren does start getting to her feet first, but AJ trips the feet out from under her and then he starts landing kicks to the chest on Wren. AJ then uses the ropes to get to his feet and then grabs Wren by the hair. Wren gives AJ a jawbreaker that brings him back down to the mat. Ricky Simms - These two are really going for it here. Henry Lesher - Wren won't have enough energy to defeat either Gaul or Bullrush in the next round. Wren stands AJ up, whips him into the corner buckle and then goes for a shoulder block. AJ side steps that and then headlocks Wren and goes for a bulldog, but Wren shoves him away, kicks him in the back and then gives him a springboard DDT to the mat. Wren then jumps to her feet and then goes to the ropes in the corner. Wren lands a frog splash on AJ from there and then she goes back to the ropes. Wren jumps to the top and then lands another frog splash while the fans cheer. The referee checks on AJ and then motions for the bell to be rung. Ricky Simms - Referee Mark Davis felt that AJ could not continue and Wren moves on to the second round. Henry Lesher - Of course she does. One Cameron in the second round is bad enough. We didn't need two.
Wren exits the ring and then starts to make her way up the ramp
towards the backstage area. Ophelia - Look what the cat dragged in. Chastity - I heard you were going to be in this Missy match. I just don't know why. Ophelia - Word has it that there may be tag titles coming into the CWA at Terror in the Aisles and that could mean a return for the Glamour Girls. Chastity - *smirks* We're the original Glamour Girls. Ophelia - Yeah, just watch me tonight. It's time to get back to what we do best. Chastity - But the Originals rule... Ophelia - Let me work on that. There are always ways around things, you know.
Ophelia winks at Chastity and then heads off to meet with her
partners for her match while we return to the ring for the final
match of the first round. Ricky Simms - Well, these guys are not waiting until they get to the ring to fight it out. Vesuvius, of course, is just standing inside the ring and watching this. He isn't even trying to get them to the ring. Henry Lesher - I agree with that approach. Let them fight it out. This has the potential to be a show stealer, Rick. Gaul gets to his feet and then grabs Bullrush by the neck, then pulls him down towards ringside. Bullrush then kicks Gaul in the back, then gives him an atomic drop followed by an inverted neckbreaker. Bullrush then gets to his feet over Gaul and then motions for Vesuvius to award him the match. Vesuvius points out that the match hasn't started yet. Bullrush picks Gaul up over his shoulder and then brings him to the guard railing before dumping him at ringside. Bullrush then steps over the railing himself before putting the boots to Gaul. Bullrush then stands Gaul up and rolls him into the ring before doing the same himself. The referee can finally call for the bell to officially start the match. Bullrush immediately boot chokes Gaul while using the top rope for added leverage. Ricky Simms - Bullrush and Gaul are both showing how tough they are tonight. Henry Lesher - Hey, this is their chance to win one of the biggest prizes in wrestling. Ricky Simms - Some would say the CWA World Title is the biggest prize. Henry Lesher - It was until they slapped that McDonalds logo on it. Gaul manages to grab the bottom rope and pulls himself out to the floor to escape the choke. Bullrush then charges out after him and gives him a series of double axe handle smashes to the back. Gaul answers with a heel kick to the chest on Bullrush which staggers him and then Gaul gives Bullrush a clothesline to the floor. Gaul then lands a knee drop to the forehead on Bullrush and then places him in a sharpshooter at ringside. Vesuvius exits the ring and tells Gaul to take it into the ring instead of fighting at ringside. Gaul ignores Vesuvius and leans back in the hold while Bullrush tries to push up and reach back to reverse it. Ricky Simms - Gaul is in control now, trying to wear Bullrush down. Henry Lesher - This is a great way to end the first round. I have to admit that. Bullrush manages to grab the ankles of Gaul and starts to reverse the hold. Gaul releases it instead, so Bullrush goes for an ankle lock submission only to get kicked away by Gaul. Gaul then slips under the bottom rope into the ring as Bullrush catches his breath before following Gaul in. Gaul greets Bullrush with a series of kicks to the ribs, then stands him up, whips him off the ropes and then dropkicks him down to the mat. Gaul then jumps to his feet and then gives Bullrush a leg drop across the throat. Gaul then stands Bullrush up, whips him into the corner buckle and then goes for a shoulder tackle, but Bullrush moves out of the way in time and then gives Gaul a gutwrench suplex to the mat. Bullrush then stands Gaul up, whips him to he opposite corner and then lands a running knee lift to the chest on Gaul. He then mounts the ropes in the corner and starts raining down punches to the head on Gaul. Gaul then wraps his arms around the waist of Bullrush, pulls him out of the corner and spins him around before giving him an electric chair to the mat. Gaul then gets to his feet and stands over Bullrush while the referee says Bullrush is still okay to continue. Ricky Simms - Clearly a nice move, but it won't knock a man like Bullrush out. Henry Lesher - Well, these guys are actually both good, so it will take a great effort to get a win here. Gaul stands Bullrush up, whips him off the ropes and then goes for a shoulder block. Bullrush and Gaul instead collide and then they start trading punches to the face. Bullrush then eye gouges Gaul and gives him a whip into the corner buckle. Bullrush then whips Gaul to the opposite corner buckle and then charges for a shoulder block. Gaul side steps that and then gives Bullrush and knee to the back followed by a bulldog to the mat. Gaul then applies a camel clutch on the downed Bullrush. Gaul leans back in the hold while Vesuvius checks and declares that Bullrush is able to continue. We then see JXD slipping into the ring behind Gaul. JXD gets to his feet and we see he is wearing brass knuckles. He drills Gaul in the back of the head and then slips out of the ring while Vesuvius checks on Gaul. JXD stands at ringside while the referee calls for the bell and the fans boo the result. JXD grabs the microphone from Jen Hawkins. JXD - Bullrush has a date with me tonight and I don't want him to have any excuses when I beat him. Nothing personal, Gaul. This is just business. JXD exits through the crowd while Bullrush gets to his feet and shakes his head. He then leaves the ring and tells the camera he is more determined than ever to defeat JXD tonight. Ricky Simms - JXD ends the match on a sour note there, bad way to debut before the crowd.
Henry Lesher - Hey, he's right. He wants Bullrush at his best
when they square off for the Vivid-Gore belt. It seems to be really
personal between those two. Shannon Skanes - No rest for the wicked, I guess. Come on in. Trinity Holmes - Well, this is what it feels like to go back in time. Shannon Skanes - I could say the same thing. Trinity Holmes - I read there was a job opening or two here. Shannon Skanes - Well, for the right price there is. Trinity Holmes - Deuce and I are not after the money really. Shannon Skanes - Deuce and you? Trinity Holmes - Look, you have the owner of Uncensored on your roster here, so we figured, with all fo the Uncensored gang being here and all... Shannon Skanes - Scavenger got the company? Really? Trinity Holmes - *scowls* We may need to talk that one over. I have a few things to talk with you about actually. Shannon Skanes - But there has been no contract signing. We would need that first. Trinity Holmes - Deuce is taking care of that with Wyatt as we speak actually. I need to talk with you.
Trinity gets up and closes the door, shutting the camera out on
what is said next between the two. Wyatt Gibson - There are rules to be followed in this company. It is in my opinion that a match with women tearing each other's clothes off is not right for the CWA anymore. The boos grow louder. Wyatt Gibson - There is also the whole Originals rule. Three may appear at any one time and two of them have to be a tag team. This match has six Originals and they are all divas. This is way over the limit and I simply will not stand for it. Missy and Kathy will have to figure this out some other way. We now hear "You suck" chants from the crowd as well as members of the audience telling Wyatt to shut up and get off the stage. Wyatt Gibson - Look, this is just a bathroom break match anyway. No one sitting at home paying money to watch wrestling care what Kathy and Missy have going on. I can assure you of that. This will not be the same as the CWA that was in 2009. It's 2010 and this show is about wrestling, not the same lame crap we saw before. "Gold Dust Woman" by Hole plays as Kathy Smith comes out onto the stage, wearing her wedding dress. She grabs the microphone from Wyatt. Kathy Smith - Okay, I think the crowd is going overboard here, but who the hell are you Gibson? I agree that this match doesn't need to happen, but telling the fans what they want to see? You might as well change your name to Vince. I also noticed how you used the word diva as if it's a bad word. Myst, Wren and Kirsta all won their first round matches tonight. Why don't you bad mouth them? Wyatt Gibson - This isn't up for a vote. The Originals rule is in place and you're going to have to figure out some other way to work out your differences. Now get your bleach blond self off my stage. Kathy Smith - Pardon me? Wyatt Gibson - I said... Kathy gives Wyatt a low blow and then gives him a clothesline to the stage. She then leans down close to him, microphone still in hand. Kathy Smith - You might want to show me some respect there, Wyatt, or you could be unemployed real soon.
Kathy exits to the cheers of the crowd while Wyatt rolls around
on the stage in obvious pain. Ophelia - Did you see that? Rose Lemieux - I'm in a match next here so no. Ophelia - Wyatt had the nerve to call off my match tonight. Rose Lemieux - Shit, so there's no time. Rose rushes past Ophelia as she heads towards the ring. Ophelia shakes her head. Ophelia - That girl is going to burn herself out. Chastity then walks in with a smile on her face. Chastity - So, how did your plan work out? Ophelia - Shut up. There will be a chance and we'll get back onto the active roster.
Chastity - Sure we will... Ricky Simms - Rose and Wren are renewing their rivalry here. Henry Lesher - And people are renewing their desire to go buy popcorn. No one cares about Rose. Rose stands Wren up, whips her off the ropes and then backdrops her to the mat. Rose then lands a leg drop to the chest on Wren before choking her on the mat. The referee threatens to disqualify Rose, so Rose releases the choke, stands Wren up and whips her off the ropes before giving her a dropkick to the mat. Rose then goes to the ropes and hits a springboard moonsault onto Wren and then she goes for the pin. 1...2... Wren kicks out. Rose quickly stands Wren up, whips her into the corner buckle and then goes for a handspring back elbow. Wren catches Rose with a knee to the back and then climbs to the second rope before headlocking Rose and giving her a bulldog to the mat from there. Wren then gets to her feet and stands over Rose nodding her head. She kicks Rose in the head and then puts her throat over the bottom rope and starts choking her with it. Ricky Simms - Rose really gave it her all earlier tonight against Kirsta Lewis and now she is facing a woman just as vicious as Kirsta. Henry Lesher - Factor in the point that Rose has zero talent and she's really screwed. Wren gives Rose elbows to the back and then stands her up, whips her off the ropes and shoulder blocks her down to the mat. Wren then kicks Rose in the forehead repeatedly while the referee tries to get her to back off. The fans boo Wren's tactics here and a chant starts up for Rose. As Rose sits up, we see her forehead has started bleeding again as it was against Kirsta Lewis. Wren stands Rose up, whips her off the ropes and then gives her a spinebuster to the mat. Wren goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Rose. Wren then rolls Rose out of the ring to the floor before she makes her exit as well. Wren stands Rose up and slams her head into the guard railing and then gives her a drop toe hold to the floor. Wren then stands Rose up and rolls her into the ring before she jumps onto the ring apron and then Wren jumps to the top rope. Rose gets to her feet and Wren goes for a flying headscissors off the top. Rose instead catches Wren's feet and gives her an airplane spin right to the mat. The momentum of that also causes Wren to skid right out to the floor. Ricky Simms - Rose is as tough as they get. Henry Lesher - She got eliminated in the first round and now Wren is going to take her out. Rose steps out of the ring onto the apron and then leaps off, landing a scissor kick to the back of the neck on Wren. Rose then stands Wren up and gives her a series of rights and lefts to the jaw. Wren answers with an eye gouge and then an inverted atomic drop. Wren then gives Rose a vertical suplex to the floor. Wren slowly gets to her feet and then slips under the bottom rope into the ring. Rose gets to her feet at ringside and pulls herself onto the ring apron where Wren then slingshots her throat off the top rope, sending her back to the floor. Wren then turns to the crowd and gives them the finger while they boo her. Ricky Simms - This has turned into a hardcore match, though this is one of the few that actually has rules. Henry Lesher - This is how wrestling should always be, bloody and violent. Rose gets to her feet on the floor and shakes her head. She then puts a hand to her forehead and finds she is bleeding. She pushes a cameraman aside and then picks up the ring bell from the timekeeper. Rose slips into the ring with it in hand and Wren quickly rolls out of the ring to the floor. Referee Steve Hawkins warns Rose to drop the bell. Rose has a tear stream down her cheek and then she drills Steve Hawkins between the eyes with the ring bell. She stands over Steve and drops the bell. Wren slips into the ring and her eyes lock with Rose's. Rose tells Wren she can't beat her, she just can't and then Rose rolls herself out to the floor. Ricky Simms - Rose snapped. Henry Lesher - That's the strongest shot Hawkins has taken since he stopped drinking years ago. Rose starts to make her way up the ramp as Kira Yakamoto makes her way down the ramp towards the ring. She asks Rose what happened and Rose shoves Kira aside. Tears stream down the cheeks of Rose Lemieux. Kira stops at ringside as she sees that the referee has been knocked out. She pulls herself onto the ring apron before stepping into the ring. Wren slips into the ring behind her and then tackles Kira to the mat and places her in a camel clutch. Kira quickly scrambles to her feet, breaking free of the hold and then she turns and gives Wren a series of knife edge chops to the chest. Kira then whips Wren off the ropes and then gives her a backdrop to the mat. Kira then gives Wren a springboard leg drop to the chest. She hooks the leg for the pin before remembering that he referee is out cold. Kira slips over to Steve Hawkins and tries to get him back into the match. Ricky Simms - Kira thinks she has a chance if she can revive the referee. Henry Lesher - Kira wouldn't have a chance if she revived Buddy Rogers. Wren uses the ropes to pull herself to her feet while Kira shakes Hawkins. Kira then gets to her feet and takes a vicious short arm clothesline from Wren. Wren then gives Kira a knee drop to the forehead. Wren then stands Kira up, whips her into the corner buckle and then charges in for a shoulder block. Kira side steps that and then rolls Wren into a school boy pinfall attempt. The crowd chants a count, but Hawkins is still not with it to the point where he can count the pin. Kira gives up, stands Wren up, whips her off the ropes and then gives her a knee to the gut followed by a swinging neckbreaker to the mat. Again, Kira goes for the pin. Steve Hawkins is still unable to count the pin. Kira then stands Wren up, whips her off the ropes and both wrestlers clothesline one another to the mat. Referee Steve Hawkins finally gets to his feet, though he looks shaky. Ricky Simms - Kira could have had the pin there, but Hawkins is still feeling the effects of what Rose did. Henry Lesher - Well, at least he got hit in the head. No major organs were damaged. Wren and Kira both get to their hands and knees and start trading punches. Kira ducks a punch from Wren, turns her around and then gives her a German suplex to the mat, then stands her up and gives her a second German suplex. Kira then holds Wren's shoulders down on the mat for the pin and Hawkins is able to count it. 1...2... kick out by Wren. Kira then stands Wren up, whips her off the ropes and misses with a clothesline when Kira side steps that and then places Wren in a hammerlock. Wren ducks out of that and then gives Kira a side slam to the mat. Wren then quickly gets to her feet and then leg drops Kira across the throat. Wren then stands Kira up and whips her into the corner buckle before going for a shoulder block. Kira greets Wren with a kick to the face and then climbs to the second rope before giving Wren a flying headscissors to the mat from there before she goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Wren. Kira then stands Wren up and whips her out to the floor. Ricky Simms - Some great action in this one. Henry Lesher - I hate to agree, so I'll say nothing. Kira climbs the ropes in the corner buckle and then leaps off the top rope. Wren catches Kira out of the air and gives her a belly to belly overhead suplex to the floor. Wren then gets to her feet on the floor as she starts to smile. She stands Kira up and takes a jawbreaker from Kira. Kira then rolls Wren into the ring and does the same herself before she then goes for a small package pin attempt. 1...2... Wren reverses it and grabs the bottom rope while doing so. 1...2...3! Wren eliminates Kira Yakamoto. Wren gets to her feet and tells the camera that the belt is nearly hers. Max Cameron slips into the ring behind her, jumps to his feet and then attacks Wren with a clothesline to the back. Ricky Simms - Kira has been eliminated, but Max is in there now and attacked Wren with a blindside there. Henry Lesher - It's the only hope a talentless hack like Max has. Max picks Wren up over his shoulder and runs her face first into the corner buckle. Max then gives her a power slam to the mat and goes for the quick pin. 1...2... kick out by Wren. Max then stands Wren up, whips her off the ropes and then gives her a clothesline to the mat followed by a knee drop to the forehead. Max then stands Wren up, whips her into the corner buckle and then gives her a knee to the gut followed by a double under hook suplex to the middle of the ring. Max then stands Wren up, then gives her a tilt a whirl backbreaker before he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Wren. Max stands Wren up, whips her into the corner buckle and then he gives her a clothesline in the corner followed by an arm drag to the middle of the ring where he applies a sleeper hold. Ricky Simms - Max is trying to take Wren out and become the first Rocky Mountain champion. Henry Lesher - Max is a giant tool. Wren refuses to submit when asked by the referee. Wren reaches out for the ropes. Max tries to hold her still. Wren then reaches back and eye gouges Max before managing to grab the middle rope and force the break. Max reluctantly releases Wren and then gives her a series of kicks to the chest. Max then picks Wren up and gives her a shoulderbreaker before he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Wren. Max then stands Wren up, whips her off the ropes and Wren ducks a clothesline and then gives Max an inverted DDT to the mat out of nowhere before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Max Cameron. Wren then stands Max up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a monkey flip back to the middle of the ring. She then pulls Max to the middle of the ring and applies a Boston Crab on him. He refuses to submit when asked by the referee. Ricky Simms - Wren really wants to make Max tap out here. Henry Lesher - Well, there is gold on the line. Max pulls himself up from the mat and crawls towards the ropes. He reaches out and grabs the bottom rope to force the break. Wren releases the hold and then plants a foot on the back of Max's neck. Wren then stands Max up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a knee to the gut that sends him flying through the air before he lands on his backside in the middle of the ring. Wren then picks Max up and scoop slams him to the mat. She then stands him up, whips him into the corner buckle and then charges in for a shoulder block. Max side steps that and then gives Wren a knee lift to the chest followed by a side Russian leg sweep to the mat. Max then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Wren. Wren then rolls herself out to the floor with Max close behind her. Max grabs Wren by the hair and takes a knee to the chest from Wren who then slams Max's head into the ring steps and then she gives him a bulldog to the floor. Wren then stands max up, rolls him into the ring and does the same herself. She goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Max. Max then kicks Wren off of him, quickly gets to his feet and then lands a series of punches and kicks to the chest. Ricky Simms - Tremendous back and forth action in this match. Henry Lesher - Well, Max is too stupid to know he's out of his league here. Max stands Wren up, whips her off the ropes and goes for a dropkick which she sidesteps. Wren then headlocks Max and gives him a DDT to the mat and rolls him over for the pin. 1...2...3! Wren is the winner and the first Rocky Mountain Champion! Wren jumps to her feet and is overjoyed with becoming the champ. Three young ladies wearing Coors Light jackets step into the ring with the belt in their hands. Ricky Simms - Wren wins the title and the Maxim Coors Light golf caddies are here to give her the belt. Henry Lesher - Oh, good, more idiots with IQs smaller than their bra size.
Wren grabs the title from the three young women and then
clotheslines them all to the mat. She puts the boots to them before
standing over them with her newly won belt while the crowd boos her.
If she can hear them, she certainly isn't letting anyone know. Bullrush - I had that match won. Who the hell are you to interfere? JXD - Look, JD, I am not letting you have an excuse when I beat you for the Vivid-Gore Title tonight! Bullrush - You're not beating me. JXD - Oh I am. The CWA will see in my first match here, that I am a star. I won't let you have an excuse. Bullrush - This is your last warning, JXD. Stay out of my matches. Stay out of my ring. If you show up during my second round match, you're a dead man. JXD - *shaking his head* I'm not scared of you, JD. Save your threats for a man who fears you. I'll enjoy winning that title later tonight at your expense. Bullrush - I intend to break you in half. Like I said, stay out of my business.
Bullrush exits the room with security following him out. We then
head to the first second round match. Ricky Simms - The rule book is out the window again tonight as round two starts. Henry Lesher - Now that the real wrestlers have got their spots in the second round, we can get to some really good matches. It's about time. Kirsta whips Rated R off the ropes and gives him a backdrop over the top rope and out to the floor. Kirsta then goes to the ropes in the corner and leaps onto Rated R, giving him a missile dropkick to the chest which sends him crashing back to the floor. Kirsta then stands Rated R up, then whips him shoulder first into the steel corner post. Kirsta then grabs a chair from a fan at ringside and she swings it at Rated R. He ducks the chair and it clangs off of the ring post and almost bounces back enough to hit Kirsta in the face. Rated R then knees Kirsta in the ribs and then slams the chair into her face before he spears her into the guard railing. Rated R then stands her up and rolls her into the ring before he then pulls a table out from under the ring. He slips it into the ring and slips himself in and then starts setting up the table. Ricky Simms - I don't think this will be a very technical match up. Henry Lesher - Who cares? Go watch 90210 if you want a happy time. Kirsta gets to her feet and takes a knife edge chop to the throat from Rated R. He then sets her for a power bomb, but instead she picks him up and gives him a slam onto the table. She then goes to the nearest corner and jumps to the top rope. She leaps off for a flying elbow smash, but Rated R rolls off of the table and Kirsta goes right through it. Rated R then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Kirsta Lewis and Rated R slaps the mat. He has words for the referee and then stands Kirsta up before whipping her through the ropes and out to the floor again. Rated R then picks up one of the legs from the broken table before he slips out of the ring to the floor. He rears back with it as if to strike Kirsta and instead she catches him with a low blow and then she pulls the feet out from under Rated R. Ricky Simms - Well, Kirsta knows how to even the odds here. Henry Lesher - She has made a career out of matches like this one. Kirsta grabs the table leg from Rated R and then jabs him in the ribs with it. Kirsta then stands Rated R up and rolls him into the ring before she reaches under the ring and pull out a trash can. She tosses it into the ring, then she pulls out a second trash can and tosses it into the ring as well. She then takes a trash can lid, keeps it in her hand as she rolls herself back into the ring. Kirsta then smacks Rated R over the head with the lid, does the same a second time and then gives him a snap suplex onto one of the trash cans inside the ring before she goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Rated R. Now, it's Kirsta who is arguing the count with the referee. Ricky Simms - Kirsta figured that was it. Henry Lesher - Well, she isn't going to finish Ryan off that easily. Kirsta pulls Rated R to his feet only to take a knee to the gut from him before he then gives her a power bomb through the other trash can inside the ring. He then goes for the pin. 1...2... Kirsta rolls a shoulder out. Rated R then stands Kirsta up, whips her over the top rope and out to the floor and then he takes a few steps back before leaping through the ropes and landing a suicide dive onto Kirsta Lewis. Rated R then gets to his feet and stands over Kirsta, short of breath and bleeding from the forehead after the trash can lid shots to the head. Rated R then reaches under the ring and pulls out a second table. He starts to set it up at ringside while nearby fans cheer. He finishes the set up as Kirsta gets up to one knee. Rated R then pulls her to her feet only to take a wicked right hook from Kirsta and then she gives Rated R a Rock Bottom through the table. Kirsta and Ryan then both lie amidst the table wreckage for a few moments before she starts to get up. She then stands Rated R up and rolls him into the ring before she slips in and then goes for the pin. 1...2... Rated R gets a foot on the bottom rope. Ricky Simms - If that had been in the middle of the ring, Kirsta would be in the finals tonight. Henry Lesher - Well, she had better get the job done fast or Ryan is going to win this. Kirsta stands Rated R up, whips him into the corner buckle and then she runs into the corner and gives him a knee lift to the gut. Rated R then rakes Kirsta's eyes along the top rope. Rated R then picks Kirsta up and drops her on the top rope, causing her neck to snap back before she hits the mat and crumples in a heap. Rated R then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Kirsta. Rated R then stands Kirsta up, whips her off the ropes and then they both shoulder block one another. They start trading punches and then Rated R ducks one, picks Kirsta up and gives her a piledriver to the mat before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Kirsta. Rated R shakes his head as he then slips out of the ring. He reaches under the ring and pulls out a crow bar. Ricky Simms - That's a serious weapon Ryan has there. Henry Lesher - He's a serious competitor, Rick. Rated R slips under the bottom rope into the ring and then gets to his feet. Kirsta gets up and ducks a swing with the crow bar from Rated R before she spears him to the mat. She then goes to the top rope and goes for a 450 splash onto Rated R. He brings up the crow bar and strikes her in the ribs wit it before she falls to the mat. He then chokes her with it while her shoulders are down on the mat. 1...2...3! Rated R wins the match and moves on to the Dragon's Lair match! The crowd boos as he slides out of the ring with the crow bar raised above his head. Ricky Simms - I can't call it cheating since that's the nature of this bracket, but I would love to see these two fight where there are rules and see if he still emerges as the winner. Henry Lesher - He has her number and you damned well know that, Rick.
Rated R starts to make his way up the ramp and Kirsta slips out
of the ring soon after. She charges up the ramp after him and
tackles him to the ground while the crowd cheers. Security team
members come out to split them up while Rated R tries to get away
from this so he can get ready for the main event. Kaleigh Simms - I saw what happened out there... Rose Lemieux - I don't want to talk about it. Kaleigh Simms - I just mean that I guess I understand what you did. Rose Lemieux - I have to face facts. I can't beat Wren. I am not going to be a main event attraction in the CWA. My dreams died tonight. Kaleigh Simms - It doesn't have to be this bad, Rose. Rose Lemieux - Kirsta beat me. Hell, she beat both of us tonight. Wren then beat me. I wasn't going to beat her. Kaleigh Simms - You're having an off night. Rose Lemieux - No, I am shaming the Canadian Gold team. Kaleigh Simms - There is no shame in any of this, Rose. You need to come back from the brink. Rose Lemieux - No, I am over the brink. At the next Assault, I'll prove it to the world. Kaleigh Simms - What are you talking about? Rose Lemieux - Trinity Holmes has arrived in the CWA. I intend to welcome her.
The stitches are completed, so Rose leaves. She refuses the towel
to wipe the blood from her forehead while Kaleigh watches her,
clearly concerned for her tag team partner and friend's mental
state. Ricky Simms - Two old school CWA veterans inside the ring in this one. Henry Lesher - The difference is that only one of them is any good. Moose and Max lock in a test of strength. The crowd has already started a chant for Moose as he shows early dominance in the test of strength against Max Cameron. Max shows signs of a comeback moments later before he gives up and kicks Moose in the gut and then gives him a series of forearm smashes to the jaw. Max then whips Moose off the ropes and then tosses him over the top rope and out to the floor. Max then takes a few steps back before giving Moose a baseball slide that sends him falling into the side of the cage. Max then stands Moose up and rams his head into the steel mesh before giving him a belly to belly overhead suplex to the floor. Ricky Simms - Nice moves by Max as he tries to get what would be seen as a minor upset here. Henry Lesher - Look, I don't care what UcW says. This man is not main event material. Moose is a real wrestler. Max gets to his feet and then he rolls himself into the ring. Moose gets to his feet on the floor and looks out to the crowd who are still chanting for him. Max then dives through the ropes for a flying cross body. Moose catches him in mid air and spins him to the floor with a power slam. Moose then gets to his feet and puts the boots to Max while the fans cheer him on. Moose then stands Max up and rolls him into the ring before he pulls himself onto the apron. Moose then goes to the ropes in the corner and makes his way to the top. Max gets to his feet and takes a flying elbow smash to the forehead. Moose then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Max. Moose then stands Max up, whips him into the corner buckle and then he gives him a running spear to the mat where he again goes for the pin. 1...2... roll out by Max. Ricky Simms - Moose is doing his best to dispatch Max here, but Max is stubborn. Henry Lesher - He's stubborn, stupid and arrogant. At least he has a future in politics. Moose stands Max up, whips him off the ropes and Max leap frogs Moose before giving him a hip toss to the mat. Max then places Moose in a reverse headlocks and then picks Moose up and gives him a gourdbuster to the mat. Max then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Moose. Max slaps the mat and says this shoulder be over. He then stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a knee to the gut followed by a gutwrench power slam to the mat where he again goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out again by The Moose. Max shakes his head as he stands Moose up and then whips him through the ropes and out to the floor before Max climbs the ropes in the corner. Moose gets to his feet and takes a clothesline from a falling Max which sends him back to the floor. Ricky Simms - Max is taking over at this point, aiming for the upset. Henry Lesher - He's not getting the upset. Max is a failure. Max stands Moose up and runs him shoulder first into the steel corner post. Max then misses a clothesline when Moose ducks it and instead Max wraps his shoulder around the post. Moose then slams Max's face into the steel mesh of the cage and then rakes his forehead along it which draws cheers from the crowd. Moose then gives Max a punch to the throat and then gives him a German suplex to the floor. Moose then stands Max up and rolls him into the ring before he rolls himself in as well. Moose then stands Max up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a fireman's carry into a side slam. Max is bleeding from the forehead after the mesh scraping him up at ringside. Moose then picks Max up and delivers a Moosedriver on him before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Max Cameron. Moose then stands Max up, whips him into the corner buckle and then he sits Max on top of the ropes. He then sets for a superplex. Max fights back with an eye gouge and then a headbutt. Moose answers with a punch to the stomach on Max, then headlocks him and drags him off the top rope. He gives Max an F-5 off the top rope to the mat before landing on him and then going for the pin. 1...2...3! Moose wins the match and qualifies for the Dragon's lair main event. Ricky Simms - That was insane action there. What a move for the win by Moose! Henry Lesher - Max is out and I am happy. Half the main event is set with Rated R and Moose. I could not be happier. Moose exits the ring and heads out of the cage where he high fives fans at ringside and then we see Rated R on the big screen over the stage. Rated R - Enjoy your little win over Max, Moose. You know you cannot defeat me. Your night will still end in tears. I am going to be the champion in the CWA as destiny intended it.
The big screen then shows snow for a moment before reverting to
Moose's graphic. Moose shakes his head and then starts to make his
way up the ramp while the referee attends to the bloodied and almost
unconscious Max Cameron, the cage being raised now. Neriah Sweet - I am excited to be here with one of the new talents in the CWA, though she has been here before. Trinity Holmes - I have been here before and I have dominated before. Neriah Sweet - Is there any natural allegiance between members of Uncensored? Trinity Holmes - Are you kidding me? JXD walks past the two of them and Trinity makes sure to smack him on the back of the head. JXD looks over at her, but says nothing and continues walking. Trinity Holmes - See? No allegiance at all. Neriah Sweet - Your reaction to fighting Rose Lemieux next week in your debut? Trinity Holmes - I saw how she lost twice tonight. She can lose her mind all she wants. I know insanity. I have faced Scavenger. She's no big deal to me. Neriah Sweet - Your pick for the title tonight? Trinity Holmes - I don't care. I just want them to keep the belt in good condition for me when I win it.
Trinity winks at te camera and moves on while we return to the
ring to continue round two. Ricky Simms - Cory has the early advantage in this one. Henry Lesher - Again, these are two real wrestlers. Cory is a little more real than Myst's implants, but that a minor quibble I have with her right now. Myst manages to grab the middle rope to force the break and then she gives Chevelle a right hook to the jaw followed by a knee lift to the chest. She goes for a superkick, but Cory grabs her foot and pulls her down to the mat instead. Cory then places Myst in an ankle lock submission hold and the crowd cheers when she manages to grab the bottom rope right away and force the break. Myst then escapes to the floor to regroup while Cory motions her back into the ring to no avail. Myst does make her way up the ring steps while telling the referee to keep Cory back. She then steps through the ropes into the ring and again she and Cory circle one another. Myst dives to shoot a leg out from under Chevelle. She catches the leg, but he gives her a double axe handle smash to the back for her efforts. He then picks her up and gives her a choke slam to the mat. He then tries to apply a sharpshooter, but Myst kicks him away from her and into the corner buckle. Ricky Simms - Cory is like a rabid animal in that ring right now. he can smell the finals. Henry Lesher - He should be able to. He is the better wrestler in this one. Myst kips up to her feet and then does a back bridge to duck a clothesline from a charging Chevelle. Myst is quickly back on her feet and places Chevelle in a Full Nelson. He quickly powers out of that and then turns and headbutts Myst before whipping her over the top rope and out to the floor where she crashes into the guard railing. Cory then drops and rolls himself out to the floor. He gives Myst a series of punches to the stomach and then hip tosses her over the guard railing and into the crowd. Myst lands on people in the front row while Chevelle smiles and says this is almost over now. Chevelle pulls Myst over the guard railing by the hair. He then headbutts her down to the floor before he stands her up and rams her head into the ring apron. He slips her into the ring a moment before doing the same himself. He then places her in a crossface chicken wing. The referee checks for a submission, but Myst refuses to give up here. Ricky Simms - Myst is in a bad way here. She needs to figure Chevelle out of her night is ending early. Henry Lesher - Oh it is going to be over. Myst manages to snag the bottom rope with her foot to force the break of the hold and then she sneaks out to the floor. Cory then follows her out and Myst catches him with a spinning heel kick to the side of the head. Myst then rolls herself back into the ring, Chevelle gets to his feet on the floor and then pulls himself onto the ring apron. Myst rakes his eyes along the top rope and then Chevelle answers with a clothesline that sends her to the mat while he is still on the apron. Chevelle then steps through the ropes into the ring and then he boot chokes Myst while a chant for Myst starts in the crowd. Chevelle then releases the boot choke before standing her up and then he whips her off the ropes. Myst ducks through the legs of Chevelle as he tries a clothesline and then Myst jumps to her feet and lands a standing dropkick to the chest of a surprised Cory Chevelle. Ricky Simms - Myst knows she cannot match strength with Chevelle, so she has to wrestle smart. Henry Lesher - She has to use her head and wrestle over her head. That's a tall order, Rick. Myst gets to her feet quickly and lands a series of knife edge chops to the throat on Chevelle before she whips him into the corner buckle. She then charges in for a shoulder block, but he side steps it. Myst stops her forward momentum before hitting the corner and then she kicks Chevelle in the gut before she takes a kick to the gut as well. Chevelle then gives her a big boot to the chest which sends her down to the mat. Chevelle then climbs the ropes in the corner and leaps off. He goes for a double axe handle smash, but Myst catches him with a superkick to the jaw which sends him down to the mat. Myst then locks in the Mystifier. The crowd cheers while Chevelle refuses to submit when asked by the referee. He reaches for the ropes while Myst tries to lean back in the hold and increase the pain. Chevelle manages to grab the bottom rope which forces the break. Ricky Simms - This won't be an easy task for Myst. Henry Lesher - She is against the unpinnable object here. Chevelle gets to his feet slowly and Myst headlocks him before going for a bulldog. Chevelle instead tosses her away from him and down to the mat. He then sets Myst for and delivers a jackhammer on her. He looks out to the crowd and seems ready to end this one. He sets for an abdominal stretch, but Myst squirms out of it and trips Chevelle to the mat in the center of the ring where she again applies the Mystifier. Chevelle still refuses to submit when asked by the referee. The lights then go out and the crowd boos. Ricky Simms - What the hell? Henry Lesher - ESW has put the CWA out of business! Get the manly men in here! Ricky Simms - Oh stop that. When the lights come back up, Myst still has Chevelle in the Mystifier, but he is out cold. The referee sees this and calls for the bell. This puts Myst into the main event against Rated R and The Moose. She leaves the ring and seems a little rattled, despite her victory. The ring apron then raises and Dante slips a cinder block out which has Cory Chevelle's name on it. Dante then slides into the ring and motions to Jen Hawkins. She throws the microphone to him. He stands over Chevelle. Dante - Let's look back. This man here came into the CWA when Tommy was running the show and immediately became a main event star. I was there, but not there at the same time. Cory didn't pay his dues. Cory got his shot. Now, in 2010, I am making you pay your dues Chevelle. You want to be main event? Prove it. Let's see what you've got and maybe you can get back to main event status. I am not betting on it, though. Take it from a CWA hall of famer. You're just another brick in the cinder block wall.
Dante tosses the microphone back out to Jen Hawkins while the
crowd boos and we look backstage. Shannon Skanes - Dante wasn't booked for tonight. How did he get into the building? Jordan Gibson - He's on the roster. He was allowed in. You never told us not to allow him into the building. Shannon Skanes - He screwed up a major match tonight. On the next Assault, book him against Chevelle. We'll give him what he wants since it's what Chevelle will want too. Jordan Gibson - Looks old school for the final match of the night tonight. Shannon Skanes - It is like taking a time machine to 2004, yeah. Bullrush can break that up if he takes Wren down. Oh, I hope he takes Wren down. I am so sick of her mouth. Jordan Gibson - Really? We just signed her to a five year contract. Shannon Skanes - *slamming his head on his desk* What money are you and Wyatt using to sign all of these people? Jordan Gibson - *shrugs* We are speculating on a bright future. Shannon Skanes - Awesome you are using my money to speculate with. I don't need to afford my bills, I guess. Jordan Gibson - Well, I should probably go on that note then. There are other contracts up and... this isn't the time for discussing that.
Shannon slams his head into the desk again as Jordan sneaks out. Ricky Simms - This match will determine the final participant in the main event tonight. Henry Lesher - Wren already has a title. She doesn't belong in another title match. Wren whips Bullrush off the ropes and gives him a backdrop to the mat. She then goes for a knee drop, but he rolls out of the way and her knee hits the mat instead. Bullrush then quickly gets to his feet and lands a series of forearm smashes to the jaw on Wren, backing her into the corner. He then gives her a snap mare to the middle of the ring and then places her in a grapevine submission hold. Wren is checked on by the referee who determines that she can continue. Bullrush maintains his hold as he tries to wear down Wren and advance to the main event. Ricky Simms - Bullrush has Wren and isn't about to let her go. Henry Lesher - And Wren doesn't have to submit here. The referee just has to decide she has had enough and ring the bell. Wren manages to snag the bottom rope to force the break of the hold. She then gets to her feet and then takes a clothesline over the top rope from Bullrush. Wren lands in a heap at ringside and then gets to her feet where she takes a kick to the head through the ropes from Bullrush. Wren backs off and uses the guard railing to steady her balance. She then pulls herself onto the ring apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. Bullrush greets her with a series of forearm smashes to the back and then whips her into the corner buckle before he goes for a running shoulder block. Wren moves out of the way and sends Bullrush shoulder first into the corner post. She then gives him a backslide to the mat, forgetting that a pinfall cannot win this match. She lets go of Bullrush and gets to her feet before putting the boots to him. This sends Bullrush out of the ring to regroup, but Wren quickly dives through the ropes and lands on top of Bullrush, taking him down to the floor. Ricky Simms - Back and forth action now as it's Wren's turn to dominate. Henry Lesher - Wren is on fire tonight. She must just be happy to be out of the mask and horrifying children with her hideous face once again. Wren stands Bullrush up and takes a jawbreaker from Bullrush. We then see Gaul emerging through the crowd at ringside. He has brass knuckles on his fist. He steps over the guard railing while Bullrush boot chokes Wren. Gaul turns Bullrush around and gives him a shot between the eyes with the brass knuckles. Gaul then has a chair thrown to him by his manager Christina and then clocks Bullrush over the head with it three times, denting the chair. Gaul then spits on the downed Bullrush before he heads back out through a hostile crowd. Wren gets to her feet and rolls Bullrush into the ring before doing the same herself. Wren then starts putting the boots to Bullrush and the referee calls for the bell. Ricky Simms - Gaul could not handle being eliminated thanks to JXD, so he didn't let Bullrush get beyond the second round. JXD screwed Bullrush and Gaul both out of their chance to be CWA champ. Henry Lesher - Hey, since he wasn't in the running, it's a great way t get noticed.
Wren jumps around the ring as if she won the Super Bowl, her
title again in her hands. She rolls herself out to the floor and
heads up the ramp while the crowd erupts into "Bullshit" chants and
they throw paper cups and garbage at Wren. She is oblivious to it of
course. Ray Dees - Dante, tonight you made an unscheduled appearance when you cost Cory Chevelle a spot in tonight's main event. Dante - I explained this already, Ray. I don't need to repeat it to you. Ray Dees - It just seems like an odd target considering the history you have with Moose, Myst and Rated R. Why not go after one of them? Dante - They paid their dues, Ray. They... Dante is cut off as he is blindsided by a charging Cory Chevelle. Chevelle spears Dante right through the door and into the parking lot. Security team members rush in as Chevelle puts the boots to the downed Dante. Cory Chevelle - You want a piece of me, Dante? You really want to get my attention? You've got it. Chevelle shoves security team members while he tries to get at Dante for more kicks at the downed hall of famer. Chevelle paces for a few moments as more security members arrive. He finally throws his arms in the air and storms back into the building. Cory Chevelle - *to Ray* Dante is a dead man. No one costs me my shot at being champ and lives to tell about it. The next episode of Assault will live up to its name.
He heads off and we return to the ring. Ricky Simms - This is hardly fair. Bullrush is out. Henry Lesher - Scavenger couldn't pin a corpse, Rick. Scavenger moves in on Bullrush and gives him a knee drop to the forehead before he lazily goes for the pin. 1...2... Bullrush kicks out and rolls Scavenger into a school boy. 1...2...3! Scavenger is eliminated immediately. He rolls out of the ring and slaps the apron and has words with referee Vesuvius. Vesuvius just laughs and waves good-bye to Scavenger. Henry Lesher - See? A corpse pinned him. Wren SilverPhoenix then rushes down the ramp and she slips back into the ring, mere moments after beating Bullrush to move on to the finals. Wren does a few jumping jacks and then she stands Bullrush up, whips him off the ropes and then goes for a backdrop. Bullrush gives Wren a swinging neckbreaker to the mat and then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Wren is out early, too! Ricky Simms - Holy crap! Where is JD finding the strength for this after Gaul's brass knuckles shot? Henry Lesher- Well he pinned a wimp and a gimp. Let's see what's coming out next. I am betting on a simp. Max Cameron charges down the ramp and slips under the bottom rope into the ring. Henry Lesher - There's the simp now. Max and Bullrush start trading punches. We then see on the stage that Kirsta and JXD have come out, already fighting with one another. Kirsta rams JXD's head into the stage's backdrop and then JXD answers with a clothesline to the stage on Kirsta. Inside the ring, Max and Bullrush give each other knife edge chops. Max then whips Bullrush over the top rope and out to the floor. Max then jumps to the top rope and leaps off, landing a double axe handle smash to the back on Bullrush. He then gives him a pump handle slam to the floor where he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Bullrush. On the stage, JXD stands Kirsta up and tosses her off of the stage and to the floor ten feet below. JXD waits for Kirsta to stand and leaps off for a flying cross body. Instead, he takes a speaker to the face from Kirsta as he falls. Kirsta goes for the pin as referee Mark Davis rushes to get into position to count the pinfall. 1...2... kick out by JXD. Max stands Bullrush up at ringside and takes a kick to the gut from Bullrush. He then whips Max shoulder first into the guard railing and then he grabs a chair at ringside. he folds it up, slaps the floor with it and then goes for a chair shot on max. Instead, Max kicks the chair back into the face of Bullrush in a well executed Van Daminator. Max then grabs the chair from Bullrush and he slams the chair over the head of Bullrush, causing him to slump at ringside. Max then goes to the rope and climbs to the top. He poses there and leaps off, going for a Van Terminator at ringside. Bullrush instead uses the chair on the knees of the diving Max. Ricky Simms - That has to hurt. Henry Lesher - Violence is everywhere. This is great. Kirsta wraps an audio cable around the throat of JXD and then starts choking him with it. JXD answers with a snap mare to break the choke and then he grabs a camera from the nearby cameraman and runs at Kirsta. She ducks the camera shot and JXD smashes it against the side of the ramp. Kirsta then gives JXD a German suplex to the floor where she again tries for the pin. 1...2... JXD rolls a shoulder out. At ringside, Bullrush stands over Max and then places the chair to his throat. He is clearly getting his third of fourth wind now and isn't showing any ill effects from Gaul's attack earlier. Bullrush then drops the chair and pulls max from the railing before placing him in a figure four leglock. Max screams out in pain, but he doesn't submit when asked by referee Vesuvius. Ricky Simms - JD is smart to target the knees here after hitting Max with the chair. Henry Lesher - Well, God knows Max is too stupid to give up. He's as smart as a sack of hammers. I don't mean nice hammers either. I am talking those dollar store ones that fly off the handle when you try to hang a bloody picture with them. Ricky Simms - I get it. Next to the stage, Kirsta stands JXD up and then she goes for a drop toe. JXD instead headlocks Kirsta and then gives her a bulldog to the floor. JXD then goes into the audio equipment and pulls out another cable. He ties Kirsta's ankles together with it and then drags her towards the backstage area while the fans cheer the violence. He strings Kirsta up by the ankles, running the other end of the cable through an overhead steel brace strong enough to hold her weight. JXD then ties it off, suspending her in the air. He starts putting the boots to her while referee Mark Davis is powerless to stop this onslaught. Ricky Simms - JXD is disturbingly as peace with his violent side. Henry Lesher - It's home to him. He lives to bleed and to bleed others. Scavenger rushes into the shot and helps untie Kirsta from her precarious position. The crowd cheers on seeing him and JXD greets him with a headbutt and then takes a shot to the head with the Uncensored belt that Scavenger has been carrying around. JXD goes down while the referee orders Scavenger away from the action. Kirsta rolls herself over onto JXD for the pin. 1...2... kick out by JXD who is bleeding from the top of his head now. At ringside, Max has a hold on the ring apron and is trying to turn the figure four over. As he starts to turn it, Bullrush releases the hold and then gets to his feet. Bullrush then reaches under the ring and pulls out a table. He starts to set it up only to take a punch to the head from Max. Max then gives Bullrush a snap suplex through the table before he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Bullrush. Kirsta, meanwhile, has dragged JXD by the hair down towards the ring. They are in the aisle between fans when JXD gives Kirsta a knee to the back and then he gives her a DDT onto the steps leading down the aisle to the ring. He rolls her over for the pin. 1...2...3! JXD has eliminated Kirsta Lewis! Ricky Simms - She might be dead after hitting those steps face first. JXD didn't even hesitate to do it either. Henry Lesher - What kind of idiot hesitates there? JXD heads down the aisle towards ringside with fans patting him on the back. He steps over the guard railing and heads around the ring. Max has Bullrush in a sleeper hold there and doesn't see or hear JXD approaching behind him. JXD picks up a discarded chair and drills max across the back of the head with it. JXD then stands Bullrush up and readies himself to do the same, but Bullrush blocks it and then kicks JXD in the gut. He pulls the chair away from JXD and hits him over the top of the head with it. Max then rolls JXD up for the pin. 1...2... kick out by JXD. Max then gets to his feet only to take a chair shot to the head from Bullrush who then places the chair on the floor before giving Max a Pedigree onto the chair. He rolls Max over for the pin. 1...2...3! Max has been eliminated! Ricky Simms - It comes down to Bullrush and JXD here! Henry Lesher - This is what JXD wanted. Bullrush pulls JXD up by his hair. JXD then low blows Bullrush and then gives him a headbutt followed by a spinebuster to the floor. JXD hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Bullrush. JXD then stands Bullrush up and actually rolls him into the ring. JXD then pulls a table out from under the ring and slides it under the bottom rope into the ring. he then pulls out a second table and does the same with it before he rolls himself into the ring as well. JXD then puts the boots to Bullrush before he starts setting the first table up. He verifies that it is sturdy and then he sets the second table up before he sets it on top of the first. He makes certain both tables are positioned near the corner buckle on the right angle and then turns his attention back to Bullrush. He knees Bullrush in the ribs and then rakes his eyes along the top rope. He whips Bullrush into the corner closest to the tables and then gives him a series of shoulder blocks before he sits Bullrush on the top rope. He looks to the cheering crowd and signals that the end is coming. He sets for a superplex, but Bullrush blocks it and then he finds the energy to pick JXD up and give him a death valley driver through the table where he goes for the pin and both referees count. 1...2...3! Bullrush is the first ever Vivid-Gore title holder! Ricky Simms - What a win for Bullrush! Henry Lesher - I can't take anything away from him on this one. He is full value for this win tonight. Bullrush's arm is raised in victory and we then see Kirsta slipping into the ring behind him with his new title belt in her hands. He turns and sees her there, blood dripping down her cheek. She appears ready to hit him with the belt, but then lowers it and the two kiss one another which shocks the crowd into a stunned silence. Ricky Simms - But they hate each other. Henry Lesher - I guess gold makes her hot.
Kirsta places the belt over the shoulder of Bullrush as a smile
crosses her face and she stands with the first ever CWA Vivid-Gore
Hardcore Champion. He looks at the downed JXD and nods his head
towards him and tells the camera a rematch will be in order soon. He
then heads out of the ring arm in arm with Kirsta. Lauren Strong - Babe! Settle down! Scavenger - I am so sick of this crap! I had a chance to be a champion twice and failed twice! Lauren Strong - You tried. Scavenger - I got pinned by a man who had just taken a show with brass knuckles! Next week, I am taking this out on someone. I need to get my hands dirty. I need someone not scared to go against the rules, someone who will bleed with me. Lauren Strong - JXD? A Voice From Off Camera - Or me. Deuce Holmes steps into the shot. Scavenger - Oh good, we needed more of you people around here. Sure, I'll beat the hell out of you. Deuce Holmes - You'll try, Scav. No rules, you have got no chance. Scavenger - We'll see. As the owner of Uncens.... I can't even say it. Deuce Holmes - Well, you're on the hook now. You get all the assets and.... the debts that come with ownership. I hope it was worth your money. Deuce leaves laughing to himself while Lauren exchanges a worried glance with her husband.
Scavenger - Tonight can't get better, Ricky Simms - Wren isn't happy after the way that hardcore match just went down. Henry Lesher - That's a blessing in disguise, saves energy for this match up. Wren steps into the cage and slips into the ring where she starts arguing with Moose while her music fades and then we hear "B********" by Rammstein and Myst comes out to loud cheers. She makes her way down to the cage and then she starts to climb it from the outside, as if testing it in her own way. She then jumps down and steps inside of it and then she jumps onto the apron before stepping through the ropes into the ring. She then has words with Moose as well and her music fades. We then hear "I Hate Everything About You" by Three Days Grace and everyone inside the ring stops arguing to turn and watch Rated R step out onto the stage. The crowd boos him loudly. He makes his way down the ramp and looks into the cage the entire time. He then pauses to look towards the rafters where the belt hangs and points up at it before he steps into the cage and then pulls himself onto the cage while the door is locked behind him. Ricky Simms - Ryan is not a popular man with any of these people. Henry Lesher - Popularity doesn't mean anything. The bell sounds and Moose pairs off with Myst while Wren starts trading punches with Rated R. Rated R rakes the eyes of Wren along the top rope and Moose gives Myst a belly to back suplex to the mat. Moose then stands Myst up and whips her into Rated R before giving both wrestlers a clothesline to the mat. Moose then boot chokes Rated R only to take a double axe handle smash to the back from Wren. Wren then whips Moose over the top rope and out to the floor. Wren then drops and rolls himself out to the floor in pursuit of Moose. Wren gives Moose a knife edge chop to the chest. Moose answers with a shoulder block that sends Wren down to the floor. Inside the ring, Rated R and Myst stand face to face. Rated R says something which ticks Myst off as she slaps Rated R across the face. He then answers with a thumb to the eye on Myst and then gives her a fall away slam to the mat. Rated R then rolls himself out of the ring to the floor and heads to the ladder affixed to the wall of the lower cage. He starts to climb while the fans boo. Moose spots him and heads up after him. Ricky Simms - Ryan has his eyes on the prize, but Moose had to expect that from him. Henry Lesher - Rated R is my pick here. He's just the best of the rest here. Moose and Rated R reach the second cage and start brawling there. Myst rolls herself out to the floor and she stands nose to nose with Wren. Myst then gives Wren an inverted atomic drop followed by a clothesline to the floor before Myst heads up the ladder and into the second cage. Moose and Rated R are still trading punches there and Myst helps them out, ramming their head together. She then shoves Rated R and he falls right through the trap door which leads to cage one and Rated R crashes to the floor which draws huge cheers from the fans. Myst then stands Moose up and tries to do the same to him. Moose blocks that and then gives Myst a scoop slam onto the mesh floor of the second cage. Ricky Simms - I don't know if that second floor can support everyone's weight. Henry Lesher - If it can't, it will be a spectacular failure. Moose goes for a leg drop, but Myst rolls out of the way. In the first cage, Wren stands on the chest of Rated R and then jumps up and down on him while appearing to enjoy this turn of events. Wren then stands Rated R up and takes an elbow to the throat from Rated R who then rakes Wren's eyes along the side of the cage before he starts to make his way back up to the second cage. Rated R pauses at the broken trap door and pulls it off of its hinges with ease, carrying it into the top cage. He then drills Moose in the back of the head with it before he takes an inziguri to the back of the head from Myst, drawing cheers from the crowd while Wren finally makes her way up the ladder into the second cage. Wren then rushes at Myst and takes a drop toe hold to the mesh floor from Myst instead. Myst then applies a Mystifier on Wren. Rated R gets to his feet only to take a knife edge chop from Moose. Moose then gives Rated R a German suplex to the mesh. Ricky Simms - This is intense action from wrestlers who have been in at least three matches each. This is Wren's fifth for God's sake! Henry Lesher - It would have been Max's fifth if he didn't suck against Moose earlier. Moose stands Rated R up and whips him into the corner of the cage and then spears him against the mesh which causes it to bulge out. There is a buzz in the crowd as fans wonder how strong this cage is for this. Wren battles her way to the side of the cage and starts pulling herself up which allows her to get free of Myst's hold. Wren then knees Myst in the gut and gives her a hip toss onto the mesh floor of the cage. Wren then gives Myst a knee drop to the forehead before she heads to the ladder which leads to the top. Moose rams Wren's face into that ladder and then gives her a belly to belly overhead suplex to the mesh floor. Ricky Simms - Some high impact moves onto a surface that really isn't made for it there. Henry Lesher - I sense a huge break, some lawsuits and a lot of bleeding. I love that. Moose goes to the ladder which leads to the top of the cage and takes a trip to the mesh from Myst. Myst then takes a roundhouse kick to the head from Rated R which causes her to fall to the mesh floor. Rated R then starts to climb that second ladder which leads to the top of the cage and the crowd boos him loudly. Wren grabs the foot of Rated R and pulls her back down to the floor of the second cage. She then eye gouges Rated R before giving him a side suplex to the mesh floor. Wren then starts to make her way up the ladder only to be caught by Myst. Myst grabs Wren by the ankles, sets her on her shoulders and then gives her an electric chair onto the fallen Rated R. The mesh floor gives way and both Rated R and Wren fall through the gaping hole and down to the mat. A "Holy shit" chant starts immediately in the crowd. Ricky Simms - Get the EMTs out here! Henry Lesher - My God! That was AWESOME! Myst starts to make her way up the ladder to the top of the cage while Moose navigates his way around the hole in the floor before he starts to make his way to the top of the cage. On the mat far below, both Wren and Rated R stir as they have not given up on becoming the CWA champion tonight. Both are bloody and broken inside, but they will not concede defeat here. They roll themselves out to the floor and then Wren goes to the locked door of the cage and kicks the door repeatedly. Rated R sees this and he runs at the door and spears a shoulder right through it, bursting it open and allowing both Wren and Rated R onto the floor. Both Wren and Rated R starts to scale the cage from the outside while the fans cheer. On top of the second cage, Moose and Myst are exchanging punches. Myst then rams Moose's head into the ladder and he answers with an eye gouge on Myst. Wren and Rated R reach the top of the cage, but they start trading punches before they are actually all the way onto the top of it. Wren then grabs Rated R by the head, headlocks him and then dives backwards off of the cage. She pulls him down and gives him an incredible looking DDT through the announce table which causes extremely loud "Holy shit" chants to start. Ricky Simms - What do we say to that? Henry Lesher - I think the fans have it right here. Myst and Moose both pick a ladder and start to make their way towards the top. They reach the top at the same time and start punching back and forth. In the rubble of the table below, both a bloodied Rated R and a bloodied Wren SilverPhoenix stir and pull themselves towards the cage, as insane as that may sound. Myst headbutts Moose. Moose answers with a headbutt of his own and he reaches up for the title belt. Myst then clotheslines Moose off the ladder and he lands on top of the cage. He crashes through the roof, through the second floor hole and right to the mat far below while Myst reaches up and grabs the title belt. The bell sounds and Myst clings the title to her chest. Rated R sees this from below and he gives Wren a DDT to the floor in frustration. Ricky Simms - Myst is the champ! Moose might be dead! Rated R and Wren have to be walking dead! I think the World Title should be sponsored by the Red Cross with all the blood spilled in this one. My God, how do they top this? Henry Lesher - This is what wrestling is supposed to be, Rick. This is insanity, and it's violent and it shortens careers. I tip my hat to most of tonight's performers. Myst is still cradling the title next to her chest and is saying she finally did it while Moose gets to his feet inside the ring and leans against the ropes, holding his ribs while trying to catch his breath. Rated R is tearing up equipment at ringside and is not handling the loss very well while Wren lies face down on the floor, bleeding from her back, as well as her forehead. We fade to black on the new champion, Myst, with her title and her fans fully behind her. |
