October 18, 2009

Scavenger is seen pacing in the locker room. He is approached by Ray Dees.

Ray Dees - Scavenger, tonight there is more on the line than a mere match with Malk.

Scavenger - I know that, Raymond.

Ray Dees - Aren't you bothered by what might happen?

Scavenger - I am bothered by everything that might happen.

Ray Dees - So, what will you do if you fail to secure the win?

Scavenger - These fans tonight will not see what they want. They will not see me fail. I have my pride, my chair and my faith that women are inferior to men in every way.

Ray Dees - That's sexist of you. I can't believe I am saying that, of all people.

Scavenger - No, I am just stating the truth. That's all there is to it.

Ray Dees - I am staying out of this, totally.

Ray slowly backs away from Scavenger. Scav just shrugs and whistles to himself as he picks up his beloved chair and gets ready to head to the ring.

Bombshell, Kira Yakamoto & Magnus Divine
vs.
Young and the Reckless & Daniel McCoy

"Piece of Me" by Britney Spears plays as Bombshell walks onto the stage, flanked by Magnus Divine and Kira Yakamoto. The crowd cheers them on as they make their way down the ramp towards the ring. It's Bombshell who rolls herself under the bottom rope into the ring and then tests the ropes while her music fades. We then hear "When A Man Loves A Woman" by Michael Bolton as Fist Rockbone and Splint Chesthair are led onto the ramp by Gerda and are followed closely by Daniel McCoy. The fans boo them all loudly while the Young and the Reckless shake their heads and tell the camera they are too much for anyone to deal with.

Ricky Simms - These guys aren't endearing themselves to anyone.

Henry Lesher - I think they're pretty handsome.

Ricky Simms - I rest my case.

Splint pulls himself onto the ring apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring which allows the referee to call for the bell. Bombshell slaps Splint across the face. He laughs it off and then gives her a vicious boot to the chest followed by a clothesline to the mat. He then picks her up and slams her to the mat and then boot chokes her, using the top rope for added leverage. Splint stands Bombshell up, whips her off the ropes and then dropkicks her down to the mat. He then tags in Fist Rockbone. The two of them then give her a double gutwrench suplex to the mat. Fist goes for the pin as Splint leaves the ring. 1...2... kick out by Bombshell. Fist stands Bombshell up, whips her into a neutral corner and goes for a shoulder block, but she steps out of the way and then rolls Fist into a school boy pin attempt. 1...2... McCoy kicks Bombshell in the head to break up the count.

Ricky Simms - This is the longest these two have lasted in a match so far in their career.

Henry Lesher - Hey, they needed to transition from acting to wrestling. It takes time.

Bombshell pulls Fist to her corner and tags in Magnus Divine. He steps into the ring and starts putting the boots to Fist. Magnus stands Fist up, whips him off the ropes and then backdrops him to the mat. Magnus then goes to the ropes, makes his way to the second rope and then gives Fist a double axe handle smash to the back while Vesuvius and Samson are then seen charging down the ramp towards the ring. The fans boo as Vesuvius and Samson slip into the ring and attack Magnus. This leads to a brawl and the referee calls for the bell.

Ricky Simms - This was clearly a trap.

Henry Lesher - Those idiots fell right into it.

Vesuvius picks Kira up and tosses her over the top rope to the floor. Samson picks up Magnus and slams him to the mat where McCoy then puts the boots to him. Vesuvius then motions for them to stand Magnus up while Vesuvius pulls brass knuckles from the front pocket on his blue jeans. As they ready for the knockout blow, Noah Skanes and Tommy Purr slip into the ring and both of them are carrying chairs. The crowd cheers as Anarchy drops Magnus and takes off from the ring. Noah checks on Magnus while Tommy shouts at the retreating Vesuvius.

Ricky Simms - I guess this one isn't over.

Henry Lesher - Tommy needs to get a better class of ally or he'll never be a champion again.
 
Lauren is seen checking herself out in the mirror. She has a referee's shirt on and winks at her image in the mirror while we see Neriah Sweet entering the picture.

Neriah Sweet - Lauren, a moment please?

Lauren Strong - What would you like?

Neriah Sweet - Will you call this match fairly tonight?

Lauren Strong - Look, this is a simple match. My husband wins and I have a happy Jake. My husband loses, I have some happy fans. Of course this will be called fairly.

Neriah Sweet - What do you say to people who say that the CWA has become a depraved company?

Lauren Strong - I am glad to inform them that, based on overwhelming support of the fans and online polls, we will be holding a separate show for the ladies next month when Scorched Earth rolls around.

Neriah Sweet - I never heard anything about that.

Lauren Strong - The CWA has come to an agreement with Penthouse magazine and we will be seeing an all diva show next month in concert with Scorched Earth. It will have the same name, in fact, and will be shown before the main event with the men here. Jordan Gibson will run it. The Anarchy Diva title will be on the line. It will be amazing.

Neriah Sweet - How far is this company going here?

Lauren Strong - The economy has been bad and the CWA is doing what it can to get a greater market share. Let's see which show gets greater ratings, shall we?

Neriah Sweet - Scavenger won't like you being a part of that.

Lauren Strong - Not his business, Neriah.

Scavenger vs. Malk

"Voices" by Rev Theory plays as Malk makes his way onto the stage. Malk makes his way down the ramp while the fans cheer him on. He then makes his way up onto the ring apron before stepping through the ropes into the ring. He tests the ropes while we then hear "Straight" by Veruca Salt and Lauren Strong makes her way onto the stage clad in a referee's shirt and tight, black leather shorts. She blows a kiss to a cheering crowd as she skips down the ramp to ringside and then pulls herself onto the apron before stepping through the ropes into the ring. Malk bows to her while her music fades and then we hear "My Girlfriend's Girlfriend" by Type O Negative plays as Scavenger comes out to a mixed reaction and with Missy on his arm. He is telling the camera she is the other referee for tonight's match.

Ricky Simms - Why is Missy out here?

Henry Lesher - Apparently the idiot thinks she can be a second referee.

Missy protests at ringside while Scavenger tells her to stay put and call the match. He then pulls out a duffel bag from under the ring and pulls out a referee's shirt for Missy. She slips it over her head and it appears to be four sizes too big. Scavenger points to Missy and tells Lauren that is how a referee's shirt should fit. Scavenger then steps up onto the ring apron before he steps through the ropes into the ring. Lauren calls for the bell while Scavenger starts in on her about the announcement she made earlier tonight. Malk then attacks Scavenger with a chop block to the mat and then puts him in an ankle lock submission. Scavenger refuses to submit and quickly reaches the ropes to force the break. He rolls himself out of the ring and tells Missy to disqualify Malk for attacking him before he was ready.

Ricky Simms - Scavenger is desperate to win here.

Henry Lesher - I just want less woman flesh in my face. That would make me happy.

Scavenger pulls himself onto the apron and ducks a right hook from Malk before giving him a shoulder block through the ropes and then he snaps Malk's throat off the top rope, sending him down to the mat. Scavenger then steps through the ropes into the ring again and puts the boots to Malk. Scavenger then stands Malk up, whips him off the ropes and misses with a clothesline as Malk ducks it and then he rolls Scavenger into a back slide. 1...2... kick out by Scavenger and the crowd boos. Malk then stands Scavenger up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a knee to the gut followed by a swinging neckbreaker to the mat. Malk then stands Scavenger up, whips him into the corner buckle and then goes for a tackle only to take a knee to the face from Scavenger. Scavenger then goes to the ropes and climbs to the second rope before going for his signature clothesline from there. Malk ducks it and superkicks Scavenger in the jaw, then spears him to the mat before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Scavenger and the crowd again boos.

Ricky Simms - The fans have never wanted to see Scavenger lose this badly.

Henry Lesher - Welcome to my world. In a touch of irony, I want him to win tonight.

Malk stands Scavenger up, whips him off the ropes and then backdrops him to the mat. Malk then goes for a knee drop, but Scavenger rolls out of the way and then jumps to his feet. Scavenger then gives Malk a series of elbows to the jaw and then picks him up before giving him a power slam to the mat and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Malk. Scavenger then stands Malk up, whips him off the ropes and backdrops him to the mat. Malk manages to land on his feet, shoves Scavenger into the ropes and then rolls him into an inside cradle for the pin attempt. 1...2...3! Malk gets the win and the fans cheer him as he rolls out of the ring.

Ricky Simms - Scavenger lost and what happens now?

Henry Lesher - I leave.

"Straight" by Veruca Salt plays as Lauren starts to dance, but someone dressed as Pikachu jumps over the guard railing and attacks Malk with a chair shot to the head followed by another. He stands over Malk and poses before he heads back out through the crowd. This gives Scavenger the time to tackle his wife to the mat while Missy simply shakes her head and exits the ringside area.

Ricky Simms - What the hell is with Pikachu?

Henry Lesher - Hey, whatever saves me from seeing that woman remove her clothes is fine by me.

The crowd boos as Scavenger slips his wife over his shoulder at ringside and then runs her up the ramp, kicking and screaming the whole way.

We see Rose Lemieux sitting in her locker room, taking a few deep breaths. She is then approached by Crystal Braun.

Rose Lemieux - What do you want?

Crystal Braun - You have talent, Rose. Anarchy rewards talent.

Rose Lemieux - I am a Natural Blonde, not an emo Anarchy person.

Crystal Braun - Listen, you need protection. Ray Dees is back. You are in a hardcore match tonight against Greyson Blaze. Kaleigh Simms isn't here. Wrestlers who stand alone go the way of Max Cameron, you know.

Rose Lemieux - If that's the cost of integrity, I guess that's what it is.

Crystal Braun - Hey, you were in the Trick Or Treat match last week, so that means you're probably considering a run with the Originals. Just so you know, you might be getting in over your head there. You might want to stick to the regular roster.

Rose Lemieux - Are you threatening me?

Crystal Braun - Look, Health Care Crisis intends to issue a challenge to the Natural Blondes and we both know that wouldn't be good for you guys.

Rose Lemieux - If they challenge us, we accept.

Crystal Braun - Your arrogance will cost you, Rose.

Rose Lemieux - Have you looked in the mirror lately, Crystal?

Crystal storms off and we return to the ring.

Greyson Blaze vs. Rose Lemieux

"The Died I Died" by Six plays as Greyson Blaze is led onto the stage by RC Pride who still has her half belt that recognizes her as one half of the Anarchy Diva champion. Greyson has his newly won Hardcore belt over his shoulder. Greyson makes his way down the ramp and is shaking his head. He asks ring announcer Sammy Jo Johnson why the champion is being brought out before the challenger. Sammy shrugs and Greyson mutters to himself as he gives RC the Hardcore belt and then rolls under the bottom rope into the ring. His music fades and we hear "Bad Medicine" by Die Mannequin and Rose Lemieux makes her way onto the stage. She gets a solid pop from the crowd and she then makes her way down the ramp before jumping onto the apron and waving to the fans before stepping through the ropes into the ring. The referee calls for the bell and Greyson attacks Rose with a series of rights and lefts before giving her a clothesline over the top rope and out to the floor.

Ricky Simms - Greyson is certainly aggressive tonight.

Henry Lesher - Hardcore title, Rick, the answer is in the name of the title.

Greyson rolls himself out to the floor and rams Rose's head into the guard railing. He then gives her a German suplex to the floor and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Rose. Greyson stands Rose up, whips her shoulder first into the steel guard railing and then reaches under the ring apron before pulling out a table. He starts setting up the table as Rose slowly gets to her feet. Greyson finishes setting up the table and then he turns to take a kick to the gut from Rose who then gives Greyson a clothesline onto the table. Rose then climbs onto the ring apron and then she lands a splash onto Greyson from there which sends him through the table and down to the floor where she hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Greyson.

Ricky Simms - Rose almost gained her second CWA title there.

Henry Lesher - She is in over her head.

Rose stands Greyson up and whips him shoulder first into the steel ring steps. She then stands Greyson up and rolls him into the ring. She then reaches under the ring and pulls out a kendo stick. Rose rolls herself into the ring and then she wraps the kendo stick around the throat of Greyson. The referee checks for a submission, but Greyson refuses to give up and instead snap mares Rose to the mat and then he grabs the kendo stick from her hands and starts drilling her in the ribs with it. Greyson then places the kendo stick on the top rope in the corner buckle so it is held up by the top rope. Greyson then picks Rose up and drops her onto the kendo stick. The stick is snapped in half by the impact and Rose falls to the mat clutching at her throat. The fans boo while Greyson stands over Rose and RC looks stunned at ringside.

Ricky Simms - Rose may have a crushed larynx here.

Henry Lesher - That was brilliant. Get more divas and kendo sticks out here.

Greyson pulls Rose to the middle of the ring and then gives her an elbow smash to the throat before he goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Greyson wins and retains his title, but doesn't get the ovation he normally does for such a match. As Greyson exits the ring and takes his belt back, Athena is seen rolling herself into the ring. She drops an Anarchy T-shirt onto Rose and then rolls herself back out of the ring before escaping through the crowd.

Ricky Simms - Anarchy is pushing themselves on Rose here.

Henry Lesher - They must need a jobber.

Shannon Skanes is seen sitting in his office when Wyatt Gibson steps in without knocking.

Shannon Skanes - Something up, Wyatt?

Wyatt Gibson - Early reports are Rose has been seriously hurt by Greyson tonight.

Shannon Skanes - The EMTs are on tonight, I see. So, what's the issue?

Wyatt Gibson - Kaleigh and Rose are supposed to fight Health Care Crisis next week.

Shannon Skanes - Then Kaleigh has another partner ready to go in the third member of The Natural Blondes.

Wyatt Gibson - Who?

Shannon Skanes - It sure as hell isn't Lacey Von Erich.

Wyatt Gibson - Samantha Fox?

Shannon Skanes - No, you'll see next Sunday.

Gary Barber vs. Jack Spade

"So Hot" by Kid Rock plays as Jack Spade comes out to loud boos from the crowd. He then makes his way down the ramp while he plays up the boos from the crowd. He reaches ringside and shakes his head before he grabs the microphone from ring announcer Sammy Jo Johnson.

Jack Spade - My lovely sister wishes she could be here tonight, but apparently she is still feeling the effects of the lesson I brought down upon her last week.

Jack hands the microphone back, a smile on his face as the crowd's boos get louder. Jack then steps up onto the apron before he steps through the ropes into the ring. Jack's music then fades before we hear "Dark Horse" by Converge and Gary Barber comes out to loud cheers from a crowd who apparently wants to see him punish Jack Spade. Barber makes his way down the ramp, manager Rebella DeCesare close behind him, with the CWA Title over his shoulder and pauses at ringside to look around at the crowd before handing his title belt over to the timekeeper. Gary then steps up onto the ring apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring where the referee can then call for the bell.

Ricky Simms - The fans have never been behind Barber like this.

Henry Lesher - Well, maybe they finally realize that he is the best around.

Jack locks up with Gary and then Jack knees Barber in the gut before whipping him should first into the corner buckle. Spade then gives Barber a belly to belly overhead suplex to the mat and then goes for the quick pin. 1...2... kick out by Gary Barber. Jack then stands Barber up, whips him off the ropes and then dropkicks him down to the mat before he jumps to the ropes in the corner. Jack leaps to the top rope and then goes for a split legged moonsault onto Barber. Barber brings his knees up and catches Jack in the chest instead. Barber then kips up to his feet and then starts landing punches to the head on Spade who rolls himself out of the ring and signals for a timeout.

Ricky Simms - There are no timeouts Jack.

Henry Lesher - He can't hear you Rick.

Jack paces at ringside and then pulls himself onto the ring apron where he takes a thumb to the eye from Barber who then rakes Spade's eyes along the top rope before giving him a clothesline that sends him back down to the floor. Barber then rolls himself under the bottom rope and out to the floor. Barber then puts the boots to Jack. Barber stands Jack up and takes a jawbreaker from Spade before Spade then slams Barber's head into the ring apron and then rolls him into the ring before doing the same himself. Jack then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Barber. Jack then stands Barber up, whips him off the ropes and then backdrops him to the mat. Jack then stands Barber up, whips him into the corner and then goes for a shoulder block, but instead takes a vicious clothesline to the mat where Barber then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Jack Spade.

Ricky Simms - The fans are really on Spade here and are on their feet every time Barber hits him.

Henry Lesher - Like I said, maybe they are finally getting smarter.

Barber stands Spade up, whips him off the ropes and then misses with a clothesline as Spade ducks it and then he gives Barber a side Russian leg sweep. We then see Bombshell making her way down the ramp to ringside. Spade spots her and tells her to get out. Bombshell argues with Spade. Gary Barber then gets to his feet behind Spade and then gives him an inverted DDT into a pin attempt, complete with Barber's feet on the ropes. 1...2...3! Gary Barber wins the match.

Ricky Simms - I have never heard the fans cheer someone who cheated like this.

Henry Lesher - The referee didn't see it, so it didn't happen.

Bombshell laughs as she makes her way back up the ramp and tells the camera that she is going to haunt Jack for what happened to Bishop last week. The crowd cheers as Barber exits the ring and Jack Spade slowly comes to inside the ring. Barber places the CWA Title over his shoulder and starts to make his way up the ramp.

Shannon Skanes is seen on the phone in his office.

Shannon Skanes - Marc Bell, please, tell him it's Shannon Skanes. He was expecting my call.

There is a knock at the door and Jordan Gibson peeks in.

Jordan Gibson - Got a minute?

Shannon Skanes - *covering the phone* Okay, but I am on the phone.

Jordan comes in and sits down quietly.

Shannon Skanes - Yes, hello Mr. Bell, I wanted to talk to you about our business venture. *pause* Right, the pay per view event on your network in Canada here and in the US on a network you guys own. *pause* What's that? No, this isn't going to be hardcore. It just won't be kid friendly and we want to see how far we can push the envelope and maintain or raise buy rates. Sure, we can discuss that next week. *pause* Okay, talk to you then.

Shannon hangs up the phone and smiles at Jordan.

Jordan Gibson - So, Penthouse, we are working with them?

Shannon Skanes - Well, we are working with them on a corporate level here. If this works, you'll be seeing a steady increase in your workload.

Jordan Gibson - If it doesn't, do I get fired?

Shannon Skanes - You worry too much. I'm in charge now.

Jordan Gibson - I have heard that before, you know.

Tommy Purr vs. The Moose vs. The Mask

"Coffin Fodder" by Cradle of Filth plays as The Mask makes his way onto the stage. He makes his way down the ramp from the stage, the crowd booing him as he walks. He stops at ringside and looks around briefly before he pulls himself onto the ring apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. He tests the ropes while his music fades and then we hear "Where Eagles Dare" by The Misfits and The Moose steps out onto the stage to one of the loudest ovations of the night. He starts to make his way down the ramp and then stops at the foot of the apron where he then looks into the ring at The Mask. He then makes his way up the ring steps onto the apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. His music then fades as he paces inside the ring and then we hear "Downfall" by Trust Company and Tommy Purr comes out onto the stage to an ovation of his own. He then runs down the ramp and slips under the bottom rope into the ring which allows the referee to call for the bell. The three men start trading rights and lefts to the head.

Ricky Simms - This match is for the Superior Title.

Henry Lesher - At least they belong in this one.

Moose clotheslines Mask to the mat and then ducks a right hook from Tommy and then gives Tommy a knee to the ribs followed by a tilt a whirl backbreaker and then Moose picks Tommy up and slams him to the mat. Moose then turns his attention back to The Mask. Mask eye gouges Moose and then whips him through the ropes and out to the floor. Mask then picks Tommy up and slams him to the mat. Mask then places Tommy's throat over the bottom rope and chokes him with it. The crowd starts a chant for Moose, though there are cheers for Tommy sprinkled in with that.

Ricky Simms - The first man to score a superior win at any point in this match is the winner.

Henry Lesher - The referee has to decide that someone cannot continue. That would really decrease ring time for Hoshi, if that was the case for every match.

Mask pulls Tommy up  from the mat and then whips him off the ropes before giving him a dropkick to the mat as Moose rolls himself back into the ring. Moose jumps to his feet and then kicks Mask in the head before picking Tommy up over his shoulder and running him into the corner where Tommy actually wriggles down and then shoves Moose face first into the turnbuckle. Tommy then gives Moose a bulldog to the middle of the ring. Tommy then stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and then both men clothesline each other to the mat while Mask slowly gets to his feet. Mask then gives Moose a leg drop to the throat. Mask then stands Tommy up, whips him off the ropes and then backdrops him onto Moose.

Ricky Simms - Mask is in control here, one week since dropping his World Title.

Henry Lesher - The Mask is the greatest one week champion ever, in my opinion.

Mask stands Tommy up, whips him into the corner buckle and then goes for a shoulder block. Tommy side steps it and then gives Mask a pump handle slam to the mat. Tommy then places Mask's throat over the bottom rope and chokes him with it which draws cheers from the crowd. Moose then uses the ropes on the opposite side of the ring to get to his feet. Moose then runs at Tommy and gives him a double axe handle smash to the back of the neck and then picks Tommy up and power slams him to the mat. Moose then stands Tommy up, whips him off the ropes and then knees him in the gut before giving him a swinging neckbreaker to the mat. Mask gets to his feet then and gives Moose a knee to the gut followed by a clothesline to the mat. Mask then has the feet tripped out from under him by Tommy Purr.

Ricky Simms - Lots of back an forth action in this one.

Henry Lesher - It's nice to see real wrestlers.

Tommy gets to his feet and takes a clothesline to the mat from The Moose. Moose then knee drops Tommy to the forehead and then picks Tommy up and slams him to the mat. Moose then stands The Mask up, whips him into the corner and then misses with a clothesline as The Mask steps out of the way. The Mask then picks Moose up and slams him to the mat. The Mask then takes a clothesline from a man dressed as Pikachu. The referee calls for the bell and the crowd boos as the costumed man escapes the ring before Moose and Tommy Purr have a chance to react.

Ricky Simms - Pikachu? Seriously? What the hell do they do now?

Henry Lesher - I am at a loss here. Who the hell is in that costume?

Moose and Tommy exchange words inside the ring and appear ready to start fighting again when "Motherfucker of the Year" plays and Bruce Miller comes out onto the stage with Wyatt Gibson, Cory Chevelle accompanying the two of them.

Bruce Miller - What the hell is going on here? We were going to name a Superior champion. In two weeks, the three of you will meet in a glass chamber match to decide the Superior Title then. I don't see some idiot in a Pokémon outfit ruining that.

Wyatt Gibson - Next week, we have plenty to keep everyone busy, so be ready to get tested big time on our Halloween show.

The crowd cheers as, inside the ring, the three combatants start brawling again. Security rushes sout to separate everyone while we fade to black.