November 8, 2009










The camera opens up backstage on Tommy Purr dressed to the nines in black slacks and a red satin dress shirt. Seated in a make-up chair in the back, the hair and make-up woman flits about him, making sure that his hair is perfectly intact. Tommy is preoccupied leafing through the latest issue of People Magazine when Noah Skanes enters the picture, dressed just as stylish with the Originals Title gleaming on his shoulder.

NOAH SKANES: Catching up on your literature, Tom?

Tommy shakes his head.

TOMMY PURR: To be honest, Noah ... it baffles me why everyone is rushing to see Levi Johnston's ... um ... Johnston. I mean, seriously, it's not as if his Playgirl shoot is going to outsell me and Greyson's shoot ... which means he doesn't stand a shot against my stand-alone issue.

NOAH SKANES: And to think, people are wasting their time making movies about losers like that Ghandi fella.

Noah is obvioulsy being sarcastic, but Tommy doesn't catch that part.

TOMMY PURR: I know ... right!?

Noah shakes his head.

NOAH SKANES: Look, I wanted to discuss something that's rather important ...

TOMMY PURR: You can be a part of the next shoot, Noah. Promise.

NOAH SKANES: No. I ... um ... no. That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about the tension between Malk and Greyson.

Tommy lowers his magazine and nods with understanding, his jovial mood disappearing.

TOMMY PURR: I'm aware. All we can do is watch the fire and put it out before it gets out of control. There's no way I'm allowing some hostility to disband the hottest stable in the history of the CWA-

Noah nods but from the right side of the camera's view enters The Young & The Reckless. Tommy rolls his eyes as Splint Chesthair and Fist Rockbone laugh amongst themselves and smirk at Tommy and Noah.

SPLINT CHESTHAIR: Did I hear correctly, Fist? Did Tommy just say that his band of wannabes is really the HOTTEST stable in the CWA?

FIST ROCKBONE: That sounds like what he said, Splint.

Noah lifts his nose into the air and sniffs loudly.

NOAH SKANES: Tommy ... what's that smell?

Tommy sniffs the air himself.

TOMMY PURR: I don't know ... it smells like a horrid combination of Nair and a desperate need for attention ... it must be The Young & The Reckless.

FIST ROCKBONE: You know, rumor has it that myself and Splint are frontrunners for the vacant Tag Team Championship.

NOAH SKANES: That's funny, because don't we already have Tag Team Champions?

SPLINT CHESTHAIR: Yeah, but with Vigilante gone, that makes the belts vacant ... that's something you should know about very well, huh, Tommy Boy?

Tommy smirks at the snide comment.

TOMMY PURR: I'll let that one slide for now.

NOAH SKANES: Is there a reason why you guys are ruining our TV time?

FIST ROCKBONE: We just couldn't help but overhear you two talking about being part of the hottest team in the CWA's history.

SPLINT CHESTHAIR: And that's our claim to fame.

TOMMY PURR: Thank you for airing your grievance, please leave now.

SPLINT CHESTHAIR: There's just one more thing ... we'd like to issue you a little challenge.

NOAH SKANES: From what I understand, you'd be the expert on things that are little.

TOMMY PURR: As well as all things premature.

Fist glares at Tommy as Tommy rises from his seat ... the two teams look ready to brawl as Fist practically spits in Tommy's face, trying to restrain his anger.

FIST ROCKBONE: Just who in the hell do you think you are, anyway?

Before Tommy answers, someone coughs loudly. The camera pulls back as everyone turns to catch a look at Daniel McCoy standing behind Splint. McCoy stares down Tommy and then glares at Noah.

DANIEL McCOY: Please, don't ask such a loaded question ... we ain't got all night to listen to Tommy talk about himself.

TOMMY PURR: Don't you have a cousin to fuck ... or a sheep ... ?

DANIEL McCOY: That's cute Tommy ... but Ah' heard these guys are wantin' to challenge you and Noah. But ... Ah' just wanted to personally say that if anyone is gonna' be challengin' Noah to a fight anytime soon, it's gonna' be me.

McCoy and Noah stand nose-to-nose. An uncomfortable silence begins to grow before Splint breaks it up.

SPLINT CHESTHAIR: I have an idea that will solve everything. What me and Fist wanted was to prove we were the hottest team in this company on the way to winning the Tag Team Titles. Since you have an issue with these double-baggers, Danny ... why don't we make it a three-on-three encounter? Tag Titles and Originals Title on the line ... Winners Take All.

Tommy raises an eyebrow.

TOMMY PURR: Trust me, I've had my fair share of orgies ... this will be a non-issue.

FIST ROCKBONE: Yeah, let's see if you're even capable of finding a teammate who would be willing to even be seen out in public with you two ... or someone dumb enough to square off against the best looking trio in this contest.

Tommy and Noah exchange a look and smile at each other before turning to their opponents.

NOAH SKANES: Well, if we're talking about the hottest trios around here, then I'm sure we have the perfect person in mind to help us knock you down from your branches on the Ugly Tree.

TOMMY PURR: The Glamour Girls of this company have Kathy Smith to thank for paving the way for them ... but when it comes to us Hotties, there's only one man considered the true original ...

TOMMY PURR & NOAH SKANES: Bruce Miller!

McCoy grits his teeth and The Young & The Reckless look toward one another as Tommy and Noah smile and look at one another again.

TOMMY PURR: Oh, Noah ... your dad is still the boss around here, right?

NOAH SKANES: Why ... yes he IS, Tommy ... did you have something in mind my friend?

TOMMY PURR: Well, I was thinking, since the next PPV is called "Scorched Earth," and since we're the CWA Hotties, and since these troglodites think they're better-looking than us ... why not turn up the heat ... and make this an Elimination Tuxedo Match.

NOAH SKANES: But, my God ... Tommy ... aren't you UNDEFEATED in Tuxedo Matches?

TOMMY PURR: You're sooooo right, Noah ... I almost forgot about that.

NOAH SKANES: I'm sure my dad would love that match, he digs public humiliation matches ... especially considering last month marks the one-year anniversary of McCoy trying to kill all of us during that award ceremony when he lit the building on fire.

Tommy and Noah grin at an obviously disgruntled and strained McCoy.

TOMMY PURR: Consider the challenge answered and accepted, boys ... at "Scorched Earth," you're going to get burned.

Tommy and Noah laugh and walk off as McCoy and The Young & The Reckless watch them with scowls on their faces. We then hear "Burn It To the Ground" by Nickelback as we see the opening credits roll, complete with images of Tommy Purr, Greyson Blaze, Malk, Rose Lemieux, Moose, 6Pac Dudley, Jack Spade, The Mask and Gary Barber before we head to ringside where Henry Lesher and Ricky Simms are ready to call the action.











Hoshi Yakamoto / Rose Lemieux vs. Gary Barber

"The Movie" by Aerosmith plays as Hoshi Yakamoto and Rose Lemieux make their way onto the stage, the crowd cheering them on. Hoshi keeps asking Rose if she is sure she wants to go through with this on her way down the ramp. Rose continually nods and seems almost annoyed with Hoshi for asking. Rose pulls her way onto the apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring, with Hoshi now trying to tell Rose she cannot start this match. Their music fades and then we hear "Dark Horse" by Converge and Gary Barber comes out to the boos of the crowd and he is shaking his head. He is followed closely by Rebella DeCesare and she is booed as loudly as the CWA champion. Barber then makes his way down the ramp to ringside, hands his belt off to his manager and then makes his way up the ring steps onto the apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. The referee then calls for the bell.

Ricky Simms - Apparently Barber had a few at the time this match was made last week.

Henry Lesher - A drunken Gary Barber is ten times the wrestler Rose is, about twenty times Hoshi.

Rose steps out onto the apron and Hoshi starts the match with Barber. Barber suggests a test of strength and Hoshi dives and takes the feet out from under him before going for an ankle lock submission. Barber kicks Hoshi away from him and quickly gets to his feet before taking a series of forearm smashes to the jaw from Hoshi. Barber then ducks a left hook from Hoshi an then gives her a clothesline to the mat followed by an elbow smash to the throat and then he goes for the quick pin. 1...2... kick out by Hoshi. Barber then stands Hoshi up, whips her off the ropes and then backdrops her to the mat. Barber goes for a knee drop, but Hoshi rolls out of the way and then rolls herself out to the floor for a breather.

Ricky Simms - Hoshi is trying to fight this one without making a tag.

Henry Lesher - You know it's bad when Hoshi's partner is more useless than she is.

Hoshi pulls herself onto the ring apron and ducks a wild punch by Barber and then shoulder blocks him through the ropes before she then leaps onto the top rope and then lands a flying kick to the jaw on Barber. Hoshi then rolls Barber into a school boy pinfall attempt. 1...2... kick out by Barber. Hoshi stands Barber up, whips him off the ropes and misses a clothesline as he ducks it. Barber then gives Hoshi a kick to the gut and then whips her off the ropes and then gives her a spinebuster to the mat before he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Hoshi.

Ricky Simms - Hoshi is showing some fight here.

Henry Lesher - It won't help her.

Barber stands Hoshi up, whips her into the corner buckle and then lands a shoulder block on her before giving her a backdrop to the mat. Hoshi manages to land on her feet and then she gives Gary a series of kicks to the ribs. Hoshi then backs up to the ropes near her corner and Rose makes the blind tag on the shoulder to get into the match. Hoshi argues this point while Chicago Jones escorts her out of the ring and Rose steps in. Rose gives Barber a series of kicks to the side and then she headlocks him and goes for a springboard bulldog. Gary Barber instead spins Rose around and then gives her a tlt a whirl neckbreaker over his knee before he goes for the pin on a choking Rose. 1...2...3! Gary Barber rolls himself out to the floor and the referee checks on Rose inside the ring. She is gasping for air and the crowd is again hushed.

Ricky Simms - My God, how much more can this woman take?

Henry Lesher - How much more can I take, Rick? Hoshi was in this match.

EMT members again rush to the ring with a stretcher for the injured Rose while Barber grabs his belt and shakes his head at the carnage inside the ring. He then grabs the microphone and smirks towards the fans.

Gary Barber - Next week is Scorched Earth. The CWA, in its infinite wisdom, hasn't seen fit to give me someone to fight. I guess the World Title won't be defended next week. There isn't a man in that locker roo who can beat me straight up anyway, so I guess that works.

"Where Eagles Dare" by The Misfits plays as The Moose comes out onto the stage and he runs down the ramp to ringside. He starts brawling with Barber at ringside which draws cheers from the fans. Moose clotheslines Barber over the guard railing into the crowd and then climbs over the railing himself to pursue a retreating Barber into the middle of the cheering crowd.

Ricky Simms - I guess Moose has volunteered for a title shot next week.

Henry Lesher - Barber has himself a dance partner, as they would say.

Hoshi slips out of the ring and helps the EMTs with Rose being brought up the ramp when they are blindsided by Jack Spade who shoves Hoshi off the ramp and down to the floor, where she appears to twist her ankle and he dumps Rose off of the stretcher to the ramp. Jack then knee drops Rose to the side o the head before he makes his way up the ramp, the crowd throwing their garbage and drinks at him.

Ricky Simms - What the hell was that for?

Henry Lesher - Awesomeness.











The camera opens up backstage on the face of Precious Fairchild, who holds a microphone to her mouth.

PRECIOUS FAIRCHILD: Ladies and gentlemen, I am standing by with Bombshell and her fellow Glamour Girls comprising the stable beng referred to as The RACK Pack.

The camera pulls back to see Bombshell standing by with her own Anarchy Divas Title on her shoulder. RC Pride, her co-champion, stands beside her, her copy of the belt around her waist. Kira Yakamoto is standing on the opposite side of Bombshell as Bishop Spade stands beside RC.

PRECIOUS FAIRCHILD: Now, Bombshell, RC ... I have been told that you requested face time to answer the challenge that has been issued by The Material Girls for the Anarchy Divas Title at the Diva Edition of "Scorched Earth." RC, you were challenged by Ebony Fairchild to a ... Bimbo Brawl ... your thoughts?

RC PRIDE: I read in PWI that Ebony made some potshots regarding my military and physical training in the ring. She feels she is my anti-thesis, a girl from the ghetto who fought with her fists and with anything in her environment to survive. If she had any natural ability, she wouldn't have to resort to challenging me to a match involving weapons. Nonetheless, as co-champion, I accept ... and I can assure you, I will keep this belt firmly in place around the waist of myself and Bombshell.

PRECIOUS FAIRCHILD: Now, Bombshell ... Rebella DeCesare has been linked to the end of your relationship with Jack Spade ... ironically enough, so has your stablemate Kira ... what would you like to say to your prospective opponent?

BOMBSHELL: Rebella said in an interview with The Sun that she wanted to win the Anarchy Divas Title and make herself and Barber the new power duo of this company. Of course, I accept Rebella's challenge, just so I can prove why I am the Alpha Female and why I am the one holding a belt and she's not. But, since I'm more thoroughly trained and conditioned than Rebella in the ring, let's pick a match that suits her more properly and a match that she actually has a shot of winning ... a match that Hoshi Yakamoto was humiliated in when she made the tragic mistake of facing me in it. A Trashy Ho Match.

PRECIOUS FAIRCHILD: From what I've gathered, the rules have stipulated that if one of you loses the belt, you BOTH lose the belt. Are either one of you nervous at the prospect of one of you prevailing in your match but the other faltering?

RC PRIDE: Not in the slightest. We plan on showing The Material Girls why we four are the female equivalent of our male counterparts in The Brat Pack. We're smarter, sexier, and more powerful than Divas.

BOMBSHELL: And we're certainly tougher and classier than Knockouts. We're pin-up's, cover girls, bitches, vamps, and dames ... we're Glamour Girls ... and we're ready for our close-up.

PRECIOUS FAIRCHILD: And finally, I see that Bishop Spade has joined the fold. Bishop, how does it feel being part of a group of successful women in this company.

BISHOP SPADE: It's truly an honor to be taken under the wing of these experienced wrestlers. And, if all goes well, if I prove myself and my determination in that ring ... it'll get me that much closer to training under the great Tommy Purr ... and giving my brother the beating he deserves.

PRECIOUS FAIRCHILD: Thank you ladies for your time, and good luck to you on the road to "Scorched Earth."

6Pac Dudley vs. Malk vs. Greyson Blaze

"The Day I Died" by Six plays as Greyson Blaze makes his way onto the stage and receives loud cheers from the crowd. He smiles and waves to the crowd, but the lights go out. There are the sounds of a scuffle.

Ricky Simms - Now what?

The lights finally comes back up and we see no Greyson Blaze, his Hardcore Title belt laying on the stahe next to what appears to be the tail from a Pikachu costume.

Ricky Simms - Well, this is... odd. Apparently Greyson is his latest victim.

Henry Lesher - Pikachu is the most feared in the locker room? Might be time to just let the CWA die.

There are a few confused moments before we then hear "Southtown" by POD and 6Pac Dudley makes his way onto the stage. He picks up the Hardcore title and places it over his shoulder. The crowd gives him a mixed reaction for this as he then makes his way down the ramp towards the ring. He then passes his belt off to the timekeeper before he steps onto the ring apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. He tests the ropes while his music fades and then we hear "Voices" by Rev Theory and Malk steps out onto the stage where he gets a solid pop from the crowd.

Ricky Simms - It's my understanding Scavenger has backed out of this match to avoid his wife being involved further as a referee.

Henry Lesher - Hey, whatever keeps that idiot out of the ring is fine with me.

Malk makes his way down the ramp to ringside and then slips under the bottom rope into the ring which allows the referee to call for the bell. 6Pac puts the boots to Malk and then places his throat over the middle rope and attempts to choke him with it as the referee threatens to disqualify him. 6Pac breaks the choke, stands Malk up and then whips him into the corner buckle before giving Malk a series of shoulder blocks there. 6Pac then hip tosses Malk to the middle of the ring and then places him in a headlock. Malk answers that with a side suplex to the mat. Malk then stands 6Pac up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a big boot to the chest which brings him back down to the mat.

Ricky Simms - If 6Pac can pin Malk in the match, he gets into the Hardcore Title match next week at Scorched Earth.

Henry Lesher - I am so excited about the idea that three people I don't care about could b fighting over a title belt.

Malk leg drops 6Pac across the throat and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by 6Pac. Malk then stands 6Pac up and whips him through the ropes and out to the floor. Malk then steps out onto the apron and then gives 6Pac a double axe handle smash to the back on the floor before he puts the boots to 6Pac. Malk then stands 6Pac up and whips him shoulder first into the steel corner post. Malk then rolls 6Pac into the ring before doing the same himself. Malk then stands 6Pac up, whips him off the ropes and misses with a clothesline as 6Pac side steps it and then gives Malk a swinging neckbreaker to the mat. 6Pac then stands Malk up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a dropkick to the mat. 6Pac then goes to the ropes and quickly makes his way to the top rope. He leaps off and misses with a moonsault when Malk rolls out of the way.

Ricky Simms - If 6Pac had hit that, the match would likely be over.

Henry Lesher - The match needs to be over.

Malk gets to his feet and then stands 6Pac up, whips him off the ropes and then both clothesline each other to the mat which means the referee starts counting them both down. Malk slowly pulls himself up as 6Pac does the same. They then start trading punches and kicks before 6Pac then thumbs Malk in the eye before kneeing him in the gut and then he gives Malk  snap suplex to the mat. 6Pac then stands Malk up, whips him into the corner and then goes for a shoulder block. Malk dodges the shoulder block, rolls 6Pac into a school boy pinfall attempt. 1...2... 6Pac kicks out and then rolls Malk into a school boy, holding the middle rope for added leverage. 1...2...3! 6Pac is the winner and will make the hardcore title match a triple threat next week at Scorched Earth!

Ricky Simms - 6Pac wins, thanks in part to the referee not picking up the hand on the ropes.

Henry Lesher - As long as it is over. That's the important thing.

6Pac rolls himself out to the floor and picks up the Hardcore belt. Malk slips out of the ring and he grabs the title belt from 6Pac. They then stand nose to nose and both say that next week, they will emerge as the champion. 6Pac then steps back and makes his way up the ramp with a smirk on his face. He tells the camera that he is the next champ, and that the title will look good over his shoulder.











Shannon Skanes is seen in his office looking over contracts when there is a knock at his door. Scavenger enters without being invited and has a smile on his face.

Shannon Skanes - What do you want?

Scavenger - I just wanted to thank you for getting Lauren out of this stupid thing she's doing, the whole stripping inside the ring thing. She isn't even here tonight.

Shannon Skanes - Well, she has to rest up for her match next week.

Scavenger - Pardon?

Shannon Skanes - The diva event is expected to garner big ratings. Lauren's match will be for a title she and Lydia Parizi have created, the Shameless Title.

Scavenger - I don't think so.

Shannon Skanes - Lydia, Lauren and Sharon Miller will square off in a triple threat match where the last woman wearing a stitch of clothing is the new champ.

Scavenger - Can't it be any other kind of match?

Shannon Skanes - Look, we have a deal with Penthouse to put on an event. It has to generate a buy rate that will allow us to be broadcast on their network again of leverage a better deal out of Playboy's network.

Scavenger - Then use anyone else, not her.

Shannon Skanes - The contract has been signed and it is out of my hands.

Scavenger - This is not going to happen. Mark my words.

Scavenger then storms out of the office and Shannon looks over his paperwork.

Shannon Skanes - Well, that's something I didn't expect with ESW. That should be interesting. *smiles* Out of their ashes...











The Mask vs. Jack Spade

"So Hot" by Kid Rock plays as Jack Spade makes his way onto the stage and he gets the loudest boos of the night. He stands on the stage for a few moments and then makes his way down the ramp to the ring. He slides under the bottom rope into the ring and quickly gets to his feet before he jumps to the second rope in the corner and poses for a crowd who clearly hate him. He jumps down as his music fades and then we hear "Coffin Fodder" by Cradle of Filth and The Mask comes out with the Superior title over his shoulder. He actually gets cheered as the fans want to see him beat down Jack Spade.

Ricky Simms - Been a long time since the fans cheered for Dante, though they are really cheering against Jack Spade here.

Henry Lesher - Well, fans are idiots. Jack is simply trying to rid the company of talentless divas.

Mask reaches ringside and hands his title belt over to the timekeeper and then he pulls himself onto the ring apron before he steps through the ropes into the ring. The referee calls for the bell as Jack and Mask start brawling in the middle of the ring. They trade punches and kicks at one another and Mask then eye gouges Jack before running him head first into the corner buckle and then he gives Jack an arm drag to the middle of the ring where he applies a nerve hold on the shoulders of Jack Spade. The referee checks for a submission while the fans start a chant for Dante.

Ricky Simms - I can't recall the last time he got a chant from the crowd.

Henry Lesher - Might have been in GWO? At least they are cheering for someone with talent.

Spade refuses to submit when asked by the referee and he reaches out for the ropes. The Mask struggles to hold Jack away from the ropes. Spade then lunges and manages to grab the middle rope which forces the break. Mask stands Jack up, whips him off the ropes and then backdrops him to the mat. Mask then goes to the ropes in the corner and climbs to the top rope. He leaps off and gives Spade a scissor kick to the back of the head. Mask then rolls Spade over for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Spade. The Mask slaps the mat and argues the count with the referee to no avail.

Ricky Simms - Close call there, but the match continues.

Henry Lesher - Spade has really impressed me lately.

The Mask stands Jack Spade up, whips him off he ropes and then both men head butt one another and stagger backwards. Spade then gives The Mask a kick to the gut and then gives him a flapjack to the mat before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by The Mask. Jack then stands Mask up and whips him off the ropes before giving him a  backdrop to the mat. Jack then boot chokes The Mask as the referee threatens to disqualify him for that tactic. Jack releases the choke, stands The Mask up and then whips him into the corner buckle before giving him a running knee lift and then gives him a hip toss to the mat. Jack then kicks The Mask in the head before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by The Mask.

Ricky Simms - That was close.

Henry Lesher - Close doesn't mean anything.

Spade stands The Mask up, whips him into the corner again and then goes for another running knee lift. The Mask steps out of the way and then hip tosses Jack right out to the floor. The Mask drops and rolls himself out to the floor and starts trading punches with Jack there. He then rams Jack's head into the steel ring steps before he rolls himself back into the ring. Mask then waits for Jack, but Vesuvius emerges from the crowd with a chair in hand and clocks Jack across the head with it which leads to the referee calling for the bell. Vesuvius then escapes back through the crowd with The Mask quickly exiting the ring and following close behind.

Ricky Simms - Why the hell would Vesuvius be out here interfering like this?

Henry Lesher - Well, he has some agenda here. Maybe we'll find out next week.

Jack Spade is slow to get to his feet, bleeding from the forehead and not certain what just happened. We then see Vesuvius escaping through the door to the parking lot while The Mask gives up the chase.

Ricky Simms - Scorched Earth is next week. Tune in to see how all of this plays out!

We fade to black as Jack Spade picks up the Superior title belt from the timekeeper's table.