November 29th, 2009 Edition

Jordan Gibson is seen sitting in her new office when there is a knock at the door. Chelsea Anderson peeks in.

Jordan Gibson - What's up?

Chelsea Anderson - I was just thinking about the event last week.

Jordan Gibson - Which one?

Chelsea Anderson - The diva one and I want to be a part of the next one.

Jordan Gibson - Yes, Neriah Sweet wants in as well. We will accommodate her, but the thing is your father doesn't want you to get inside that ring. He was very explicit in that when you came here.

Chelsea Anderson - But I am my own person.

Jordan Gibson - I get that. The thing is, Battle of the Warriors 2010 is rapidly approaching and Shannon Skanes wants it to be a big one, a real attention getter. He wants to reunite the Sensational Seven for one night.

Chelsea Anderson - So.... I am not getting my chance because Greg Anderson, my father, will be making some appearance in January?

Jordan Gibson - Yes, that's it.

Chelsea Anderson - I like hosting my own show, but I came here to have a career.

Jordan Gibson - Then talk to Shannon. This is out of my hands.

Chelsea storms out and then we hear "Evolution" by Korn and see images of Tommy Purr, Pikachu, Greyson Blaze, Malk, Scavenger, Moose, Steve Hawkins, Spyder Gainey and Hoshi Yakamoto before we head to ringside where Henry Lesher has Frank Merritt and Hoshi Yakamoto sitting in with him this week.

"Fall To Pieces" by Velvet Revolver plays as Spyder Gainey makes his way onto the stage. The crowd gives him a warm response and he stands there and soaks in their cheers for a few moments. He then makes his way down the ramp and high fives members of the crowd while pointing at his shirt which reads "Still Uncensored" on the back with an image of Spyder on the front, both set in his signature green color. He pulls himself onto the ring apron and steps through the ropes into the ring. He has a microphone in hand.

Spyder Gainey - Guess what the cat dragged in? I am back, I am set for a fight and I'm ready to battle anyone that the CWA throws at me.

He then stands and looks towards the stage for a few moments before he shakes his head.

Spyder Gainey - Okay, I guess this is what I can expect? This company won't answer my challenge? I'll tell you people what I'll do. I'll sit at ringside here and scout the competition. I can then make my choice of who to challenge to a match next week, in my CWA re-debut.

Frank Merritt - He has a 420 Flock feel to him.

Henry Lesher - I shudder at that very name.

Spyder tosses the microphone out of the ring and then drops and rolls himself out to the floor. He then steps over the guard railing before he takes his seat in am empty chair at ringside. He shakes hands with a couple of fans there and signs at autograph for one female fan as well, writing legibly on her cleavage.

Frank Merritt - Yeah, he's Flock material.

Henry Lesher - Again, I shudder.

Hoshi Yakamoto - At least he's not making arrogant claims and stomping around like the EVC did.

Henry Lesher - I told you that the show will only be watchable if you wear that muzzle.

Hoshi Yakamoto - I can't breathe if I wear that.

Henry Lesher - I am aware of the benefits it has. Wear it.

Wyatt Gibson is seen storming into Shannon Skanes' office.

Shannon Skanes - Wow, this is professional.

Wyatt Gibson - Spyder Gainey can name his opponent next week?

Shannon Skanes - I don't see why not.

Wyatt Gibson - You never cleared this with me. I thought I was the GM.

Shannon Skanes - Right and I own the company. You see how that works?

Wyatt Gibson - This isn't fair.

Shannon Skanes - King of Philadelphia is coming. It's open for anyone to win a million dollars. For all we know, someone from ESW could win it.

Wyatt Gibson - That company is dead.

Tommy Purr - *as he enters the office* Yeah, you're completely clueless.

Steve Hawkins vs. The Moose

"Cowboy" by Kid Rock plays as Steve Hawkins comes out to the cheers of the crowd. He stands on stage for a few moments, nodding his head to the music before he makes his way down the ramp to ringside. He then stops at ringside and looks over at Spyder. They have a few words with one another before Steve pulls himself onto the ring apron and then climbs through the ropes into the ring. He then tests the ropes while his music fades and then we hear "Where Eagles Dare" by The Misfits and The Moose comes out to a very loud cheer from the crowd. He quickly makes his way down the ramp to ringside and then pulls himself onto the ring apron, steps through the ropes and the referee calls for the bell to start the match.

Hoshi Yakamoto - This should be fun to watch. I respect both of these guys.

Henry Lesher - Hoshi, please wear the muzzle.

Steve locks up with The Moose. They wrestle against the ropes and then break before they start trading knife edge chops to the chest. Moose then ducks a chop, picks Steve up and gives him a side suplex to the mat. Moose then stands Steve up, whips him into the corner buckle and then goes for a running shoulder block only to take a raised knee to the side of the head from Hawkins. Hawkins then climbs to the second rope before leaping off and then gives Moose a double axe handle smash to the back of the neck. Hawkins then rolls Moose into an inside cradle pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Moose.

Hoshi Yakamoto - So close...

Frank Merritt - You think Moose loses that fast? He isn't you.

Henry Lesher - I love you, Frank.

Hawkins stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and both men clothesline one another to the mat. The referee starts counting them both down, but they are both up to their knees at the four count and start trading punches from there. Moose then elbows Steve in the throat before placing him in a headlock and then giving him a bulldog to the mat. Moose then stands Steve up and throws him out of the ring to the floor. Moose then rolls himself out and stands Steve up. They start trading punches in front of Spyder Gainey. Moose then rams Steve into the ring apron only to take a big boot to the chest from Hawkins which brings him down to the floor. Hawkins then stands Moose up, rolls him into the ring and then rolls himself in after giving Spyder a dirty look.

Hoshi Yakamoto - Hawkins apparently doesn't like being scouted.

Frank Merritt - Steve isn't important enough to be scouted. He's been worthless since Clinton was president.

Henry Lesher - You should be here every week, Frank.

Hawkins stands Moose up inside the ring, whips him off the ropes and backdrops him to the mat before giving him a leg drop to the throat and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Moose. Hawkins then stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and misses with a clothesline as Moose ducks it and then gives Hawkins a knee to the gut followed by a gutwrench suplex to the mat. Moose then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Hawkins. Moose then stands Hawkins up, whips him off the ropes and then dropkicks him to the mat. Moose follows that up by standing Hawkins up and whipping him into the corner before giving him a series of shoulder blocks. Hawkins answers this with a kick to the gut and then rakes Moose's eyes along the top rope. Hawkins then picks Moose up and slams him to the mat and then lands a knee drop to the head on Moose before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Moose.

Hoshi Yakamoto - Both of these guys are trying hard, just not able to finish it.

Henry Lesher - You should be used to that.

Frank Merritt - Score one for the Doc.

Hawkins stands Moose up, whips him into the corner and then lands a shoulder block on Moose before sitting him on the top rope. Hawkins then climbs the ropes and goes for a superplex only to take a knee to the gut from Moose. Moose then shoves Hawkins down to the mat where he gives him a flying knee drop to the chest. Moose then stands Steve up, picks him up and gives him a Moosedriver to the mat and then hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2...3! The Moose gets the win this week over Steve Hawkins.

Hoshi Yakamoto - Moose is the man tonight, getting the win over Hawkins!

Frank Merritt - My mother could beat Hawkins.

Henry Lesher - Score one for Frank.

Moose leaves the ring with his arms raised and we see Spyder watching him make his exit.

Vigilante is seen backstage with Neriah Sweet.

Neriah Sweet - Vig, we haven't seen you in some time now.

Vigilante - No, you haven't. You know why? It's run poorly. Look at tonight for an example. Moose is opening the night and the big match features someone dressed as a Pokemon character?

Neriah Sweet - The fans want to know who it is.

Vigilante - It's a bloody cartoon character. The CWA has its Gooker now.

Neriah Sweet - You could always come in and make a difference.

Vigilante - Look at that locker room. Anyone who could make a difference is gone. Leech, Eli Ryder, Wren SilverPhoenix... okay, maybe not Wren. You get my point.

Neriah Sweet - Then why are you here?

Vigilante - Sometimes it's fun to watch your former employer fail. It's a sad day when I agree with the former BLPW crowd, but they are on the money here. This company is heading down the crapper.

Neriah Sweet - Word has it that Scorched Earth's two events made the CWA a lot of money.

Vigilante - By appealing to porn addicts and hardcore wrestling fans hoping it will get better. The numbers will go down. Mark my words.

Vigilante makes his exit and Neriah scowls.

Tommy Purr, Greyson Blaze, Malk
Vs.
Pikachu, Gary Barber, Scavenger

"Downfall" by Trust Company plays as Tommy Purr comes out onto the stage with Malk. He heads down the ramp to ringside, grabs a microphone from Sammy Jo Johnson and then he rolls himself into the ring. He doesn't look happy as he stands there, Malk soon standing at his side.

Tommy Purr - It looks like our idiot GM and his security team have done it again. Greyson Blaze was not in the locker room. All we found was a damned blood trail and a note written on toilet paper with Pikachu written over and over on it. This is making a mockery of the CWA and it won't continue. Get that costume wearing idiot out here and we'll settle this.

"My Girlfriend' Girlfriend" by Type O Negative plays and Scavenger makes his way onto the stage, shaking his head. His wife is at his side as they make their way to ringside. The chair is under Lauren's arm and Scavenger takes it from her before sliding under the bottom rope into the ring. He grabs the microphone from Tommy.

Scavenger - I am going to say this to your face, Tommy. I don't know what the hell has been going on for two months now, but I have nothing to do with it. The chair has nothing to do with it. I am here wrestling under protest. I am not Pikachu. Wow, even I think that sounds odd.

"Dark Horse" by Converge plays as Gary Barber steps out onto the stage, Rebella at his side, and makes his way down the ramp. The crowd boos him and he steps up onto the apron before stepping through the ropes into the ring. He then tales the microphone from Scavenger.

Gary Barber - I'll say this once. I am the CWA champion. I have nothing to gain from any of this. I am NOT behind this. It would destroy any legacy I have built.

"Pokemon!
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon!
Ooh, you're my best friend

In a world we must defend
Pokemon!
Our hearts so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon
Gotta catch 'em all!"

Pikachu dances out onto the stage and waves to the booing crowd while the men inside the ring are dumbfounded. Spyder is seen at ringside with his head in his hands, apparently suddenly not wanting to be seen here. Pikachu bounces down the ramp to ringside and we hear "Pika-Pika-Pikachu!" from a portable stereo set up at ringside. Pikachu then does a handstand before he then jumps to his feet. Pikachu then jumps onto the apron and takes his place in the corner.

Hoshi Yakamoto - Wow...

Henry Lesher - Viewers, we have enjoyed being on the air. This is clearly our last broadcast.

Frank Merritt - I am so stoned, I'm seeing Pokemon out here. That was some good shit.

The referee calls for the bell while the other four combatants are inside the ring. Malk shakes his head and he exits the ring, taking his place in their corner. Scavenger and Gary look at one another and shrug. They then both drop and roll themselves out to the floor before they start making their way up the ramp to the back. Neither man is apparently willing to be a part of this anymore. Tommy stands ready inside the ring and motions Pikachu in. Pikachu does step through the ropes into the ring and then does a series of jumping jacks.

Hoshi Yakamoto - This can't be happening.

Frank Merritt - I need to announce shows straight. You won't believe the shit I am seeing here.

Pikachu ducks a clothesline from Tommy, who is done with the jokes. Pikachu then picks Tommy up and slams him to the mat. Pikachu then stands Tommy up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a dropkick to the mat. Pikachu does more jumping jacks and Tommy kips up to his feet. Tommy then superkicks Pikachu in the head and sends him flying through the ropes and out to the floor. Tommy then drops and rolls himself out of the ring and stands Pikachu up. Pikachu greets Tommy with a low blow and then he slams Tommy's head into the ring steps while the referee calls for the bell, signaling a DQ for the low blow. Malk charges around the ring at Pikachu. Pikachu picks up the ring steps and Malk does a back step to avoid them. Pikachu then rolls himself into the ring and gets to his feet quickly. He reaches into his costume as Malk slips into the ring. Malk takes a punch to the throat with brass knuckles from Pikachu.

Frank Merritt - Holy shit! We need Squirtle out here to put a stop to this.

Henry Lesher - Ricky picked a great week to take off.

Pikachu grabs the microphone which had been kicked into one corner of the ring. He stands in the middle of the ring while Tommy slowly stands outside the ring.

Pikachu - Well, it has been fun. I have enjoyed messing with The Brat Pack. I guess it's time to let Tommy know what he's dealing with.

Pikachu then proceeds to remove the head piece and it's none other than Greyson Blaze. He tosses the head piece out of the ring at Tommy and then he rolls out of the ring before he starts making his way up the ramp towards the backstage area. Tommy slips into the ring and picks up the once again discarded microphone.

Tommy Purr - Alright... Greyson, you are an ungrateful bastard. I made you what you are and this is how... you repay me. I certainly hope you're.... ready to work for me... You see, I am the new owner of ESW and... there will be a draft... *takes a deep breath and composes himself* Next week, Greyson, you fight Steve Hawkins. Steve is ESW through and through. If he beats you next week, then your contract becomes the property of ESW.

Greyson is seen shaking his head while the fans cheer. Malk stands next to Tommy and Tommy is motioning Greyson back to the ring.

Hoshi Yakamoto - If Tommy owns ESW, what will happen to the CWA?

Henry Lesher - It can't get any worse.

Frank Merritt - I never knew Pikachu could remove his head. That's fucked up.

We fade to black as Tommy continues to challenge a reluctant Greyson. Greyson tells the camera that Tommy has no idea what he is up against.