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May 24, 2009 Crystal Braun - Vesuvius, the world needs to hear what you have in mind for Bloodshed next week! Vesuvius - Crystal, the CWA is in need of more than that. You see, this company is on its last legs. Look, even a Shmelky brother ahs lost his faith in this place! I think people like Rose Lemieux and this idiot announcer's daughter being a tag team are a sign of all that is wrong now in the CWA. Where's Eli Ryder? If this are going so well, where has he gone? That's the problem. No one answers questions and everything continues to go down the crapper. How do the EVC dominate so well and bring in so much money and then get wasted like this? There is so much to answer for. Crystal Braun - This is why you're a hero for staying with this sinking company. That is what makes you greater than the so-called stars who just don't know how to be stars. What is your plan for next week? Vesuvius - The CWA needs an Anarchy Match. It needs to be reminded why AW dominated the landscape while the name CWA faded from memory. Now, recently I read a rather large blog from Jim Cornette and I once respected this man. I really did. His statement, however, that hardcore wrestling has helped to destroy the sport is laughable. Jim, I know you're too busy figuring out how you're the smartest man in wrestling history to bother watching some legend like me, but you're off old man. You're way off. Hardcore wrestling is what people like to see. Pushing the wrestlers to the limit makes wrestling fantastic. I like keeping people guessing. That's why I keep changing up the divas I have around me. Outside of the lovely Crystal here, I believe that changing things up is important. Crystal Braun - Which builds nicely to the match you have planned. Vesuvius - Jim stated online that careers are shortened by hardcore matches. I guess that's true if you're a bad wrestler. I can't help but wonder how the Hardys are still around. Mick Foley, the stuntman, is still around. Hey, he's not the man he once was, but he is around. I would be more worried about dead wrestlers than about hardcore wrestling, Cornette. I guess your soapbox is a little too high for you to see the truth, so next Sunday we give these fans the truth. Anarchy will be in full force. Crystal Braun - Meaning? Vesuvius - *turns to Ricky Simms* Your little girl is all grown up. Rose Lemieux is the baby doll of the CWA, a poor man's Kosmic Kitty since even that girl knows this place is a dump. Next week, I invite them and all divas to what I am calling Hardcore Hell. The Anarchy match will be a diva battle with no rules, pins count anywhere and it will be a gauntlet style match. I don't just want this to be a rough match. I want the women to prove they can battle like this. I challenge any divas in that locker room to even try to prove they can be as good as any member of Anarchy Inc. I plan to have Athena back for this one, my friends. I plan to throw Scavenger's precious sister in this, too. I plan to prove why, once again, Anarchy rules are the best rules. Crystal Braun - That's simply genius. Vesuvius - *nods* They are lucky to have me around. Now, I have a tailgate party to get back to. "Mein Teil" by Rammstein plays again as
Vesuvius makes his exit from the ring and Crystal applauds him. We
then cut to Hoshi roaming the halls of the arena psyching herself up
for her big match. Hoshi suddenly confronts one of her opponents in
the halls when she sees Jack Spade shadow boxing.
Ricky Simms - This is an odd tag match between four wrestlers who have a lot of history with one another. Henry Lesher - I hadn't expected a pointless match so early. Eagle and Deep Freeze fall through the ropes to the floor while punching away at one another and that leaves Looney Tune and Scavenger as the legal men inside the ring. Looney Tune catches Scavenger with a vicious upper cut and then gives him a clothesline to the mat before standing on his chest. Looney then steps off of Scavenger, wraps a hand around his throat and stands him up, then picks him up and throws him into the corner where he then starts throwing body punches at Scavenger. On the floor, Eagle slams Freeze's head into the guard railing and then gives him a German suplex to the floor. Eagle then stands over Freeze and shouts down at him before kicking him in the head. Eagle then goes to his corner and pulls himself onto the apron. Ricky Simms - Eagle looks great out there tonight. Henry Lesher - Beating down Deep Freeze is a lot like beating up a Shmelky. Freeze is just uglier. Looney Tune whips Scavenger off the ropes and then gives him a dropkick to the mat. Tune then goes to the corner and leaps to the top rope. He poses there and then leaps off, landing a swanton bomb onto Scavenger before he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Scavenger. Looney Tune then stands Scavenger up, whips him off the ropes and misses with a clothesline when Scav ducks it. Scav then gives Looney a series of forearm smashes to the jaw which back him into the ropes. Looney answers with a thumb to the eye on Scavenger and then headlocks him before going for a bulldog. Scavenger instead pushes Looney Tune away and then rolls to his corner where he tags in Eagle while Looney manages to tag in Freeze. Freeze and Eagle converge in the middle of the ring and trade punches while the fans cheer. Ricky Simms - Eagle, Freeze and Scavenger were the first of the CWA Originals to try their luck in another company when they ventured into RCW. Henry Lesher - Yeah, refresh my memory. How many world title runs did they have combined when compared to my run with BasketKase? I forget. They couldn't even beat Jordan DeLonge! Freeze eye gouges Eagle and then knees him in the gut before he whips Eagle into a neutral corner and then gives him a running knee lift followed by a gutwrench backbreaker and then he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Eagle. Freeze then stands Eagle up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a backdrop to the mat. Freeze then goes to the ropes and climbs to the second rope. He then leaps off and misses with a flying knee drop when Eagle rolls out of the way and he then rolls to his corner where he tags in Scavenger. Scavenger enters the ring and clotheslines Freeze to the mat. He then picks Freeze up and slams him to the mat before he goes to the ropes. We see Looney Tune leaving his corner as Scavenger climbs to the top rope. Scavenger perches himself on top, ready to go for his finish, when Looney Tune clubs him across the back with a chair. The referee is forced to call for the bell. Ricky Simms - No surprise as Looney Tune loses his temper here and has cost his team the match. Henry Lesher - Well, being related to Scavenger makes him a natural loser. Looney Tune rolls himself into the ring, the chair still in hand. He takes a kick to the face from Tough Eagle, but Eagle is taken down by Deep Freeze who trips the feet out from under Eagle. Freeze then takes the chair from Looney Tune and smile as he wields it over Eagle. He is set to smash it over the head of Eagle when someone tackles him from behind. Freeze scrambles out to the floor and the unknown man then stands looking at Tiny Tune. He picks Tiny up and gives him a power slam to the mat and then points at Freeze. Ricky Simms - Wow, I have not seen this guy in twenty years. That's Romeo Delight! Henry Lesher - I thought that was a drink at Mardi Gras. Ricky Simms - I had no idea he signed a contract with the CWA. Henry Lesher - Hey, bring on more losers from the past. Even TNA knows there is a limit on that. Romeo motions to Freeze and Looney Tune as they retreat up the ramp, not willing to accept the challenge of Romeo Delight tonight.
Ricky Simms - Big tag match here. Henry Lesher - It is? This is a big deal now? Next we'll have Pyro out here. Rebella trades punches with Cassie. Cassie then gives Rebella a knee to the gut and then gives her a swinging neckbreaker to the mat before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Rebella. Cassie then stands Rebella up and whips her through the ropes and out to the floor. Cassie takes a few steps back and then dives through the ropes onto the floor. Cassie then stands Rebella up, whips her shoulder first into the steel ring steps and then rolls her into the ring before she rolls herself into the ring. She goes for the pin. 1...2... Rebella gets a foot on the bottom rope. Ricky Simms - Cassie is trying to put a quick end to this one. Henry Lesher - I admire that attempt. Just end it. Cassie stands Rebella up, whips her off the ropes and she ducks a clothesline and then she gives Cassie an elbow to the gut followed by a snap suplex to the mat. She then stands Cassie up, whips her off the ropes and then gives her a spinning heel kick to the chest which brings Cassie to the mat and allows Rebella to tag in JC. JC steps into the ring and starts putting the boots to Cassie while the crowd boos. He then stands Cassie up, whips her off the ropes and misses with a clothesline as she ducks it and then does a shoulder roll to her corner where she tags in Sal. Sal charges into the ring and starts trading punches with JC. JC then ducks a punch and gives Sal an atomic drop and then follows that up by picking him up and giving him a power slam to the mat. JC then chokes the downed champ while the referee counts towards a possible DQ. The crowd then starts a chant for Sal. Ricky Simms - JC is in control here. Henry Lesher - JC is the only star in this match. JC releases the choke, stands Sal up and whips him off the ropes and then gives him a backdrop to the mat. JC then goes to the ropes and makes his way to the top rope. Sal gets to his feet and then takes a bionic elbow between the eyes from the descending JC who then tags in Rebella. Rebella climbs to the top rope and then leaps into the arms of JC who gives her a power slam onto Sal where Rebella goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Sal Clemenzo. Rebella then stands Sal up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a dropkick which staggers Sal. He staggers backwards and Cassie makes the blind tag to get into the match. Cassie charges into the ring and Rebella grabs her by the shoulders and whips her straight into a big boot to the face from JC Michaels. Rebella then jumps to the top rope in the corner, leaps off and lands the flying sunset flip into a pin on Cassie. 1...2...3! Rebella pins Cassie! Ricky Simms - Cassie wasn't able to recover after JC caught her in the face with his boot. Henry Lesher - That's the end of that little feud then. Ricky Simms - I doubt that. Inside the ring, Sal checks on Cassie and then he has words with JC who is leaving with his arms raised in victory. The crowd boos and throws garbage at the retreating EVC members.
Ricky Simms - Three eliminations in this match will decide a final winner tonight. Henry Lesher - Who the hell books this garbage? This is total garbage. Hoshi locks up with 6Pac. 6Pac backs Hoshi into the ropes and then kicks her in the ribs on the break before he gives her a hip toss to the middle of the ring. He then places her in a headlock. Hoshi gets to her feet and elbows 6Pac in the ribs to break free of the headlock and then whips him off the ropes before both wrestlers dropkick one another to the mat. The referee starts counting them both down, but they both kip up to their feet at the same moment and then they start trading knife edge chops to the chest. 6Pac then eye gouges Hoshi, whips her off the ropes and takes a lariat to the mat from Hoshi who then goes to a neutral corner and jumps to the top rope before going for a moonsault only to find no one home as 6Pac rolls out of the way. 6Pac then rolls to the corner and tags Jack Spade into the ring. Spade enters the ring and moves in to lock up with Hoshi. They then simply stand there and it appears awkward as they don't really want to fight one another. Ricky Simms - We saw Spade and Hoshi earlier tonight and now it just seems awkward. Henry Lesher - Why can't it be awkward between Tommy Purr and one of the EVC members? Spade breaks free of the lock up and tags in Moose. Moose gives Spade a confused look before he steps through the ropes into the ring. Moose then locks up with Hoshi and she breaks it up by giving Moose a standing dropkick which knocks him backwards into a neutral corner. Hoshi then gets to her feet where Moose then drops her back to the mat with a spear. Moose then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Hoshi. Moose stands Hoshi up, whips her off the ropes and then gives her a shoulder block to the mat. He then gives her an elbow drop to the throat before he again goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Hoshi. Moose again stands her up, whips her off the ropes and she ducks a clothesline before she gives Moose an enziguri to the back of the head. He faceplants to the mat and she tags in 6Pac. 6Pac climbs to the top rope and poses there before he leaps off and lands a leg drop to the back of the neck on Moose. He rolls Moose over for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Moose. Ricky Simms - 6Pac knows that Moose's neck is vulnerable. Henry Lesher - Everyone's neck is vulnerable. It's the neck, Rick. 6Pac stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and misses with a dropkick as Moose grabs the top rope. 6Pac then gets to his feet and takes a knee to the ribs from Moose. Moose then picks 6Pac up and gives him a slam to the mat followed by a knee drop to the forehead. Moose then stands 6Pac up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a backdrop to the mat. Moose then picks 6Pac up and gives him a Moosedriver to the mat and then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Moose has eliminated 6Pac from the match. Ricky Simms - Moose gets a measure of revenge considering the loss he suffered last week to 6Pac. Henry Lesher - Well, 6Pac has never has a winning streak longer than one match. 6Pac is rolls out of the ring by Moose and then gets attacked from behind by Jack Spade with a series of double axe handle smashes to the back. Jack then picks Moose up and dumps him over the top rope and out to the floor. Jack then climbs the ropes in the corner and reaches the top as Moose gets to his feet. Jack leaps off the top and lands a flying body press onto Moose which sends him crashing back to the floor. Jack then stands Moose up and rams his forehead into the steel ringsteps before rolling him into the ring and then doing the same himself. Spade then stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a dropkick which sends him back down to the mat. Spade then goes to the top rope where he poses for the fans. 6Pac then shouts something towards Spade and Spade turns and has words with 6Pac. Moose slowly gets to his feet and Spade finally turns to Moose. Spade goes for a flying body press and instead takes a dropkick from Moose which sends both men sprawling to the mat. Ricky Simms - That moment that 6Pac distracted Spade was enough. Henry Lesher - Spade allowed it to happen. That's his fault. Moose gets to his feet and then picks Spade up and gives him an over the knee backbreaker. Moose then picks Spade up and then gives him a Moosedriver to the mat before going for the pin. 1...2...3! Spade has been eliminated and some fans are booing that result, blaming it on 6Pac at ringside. 6Pac bows to the fans and then starts to make his way up the ramp towards the back while Spade rolls himself out of the ring and Hoshi enters the ring in his place. The crowd starts a loud chant for the underdog Hoshi. Ricky Simms - It comes down to Moose and Hoshi. Henry Lesher - Yeah, we have a titanic struggle between the Globetrotters and the Generals here. Hoshi and Moose lock up. Hoshi breaks it with a somersault dropkick that sends Moose down to the mat. Hoshi then lands a springboard moonsault onto the back of the face down Moose. She then rolls him over for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Moose. Hoshi stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and leap frogs him before she then goes for a monkey flip. Moose shoves her away. Hoshi does a backwards roll and then lands a standing dropkick on Moose which sends him backwards through the ropes to the floor. Hoshi then waits for Moose to stand and she goes for a springboard body press, but Moose catches her in mid-air and gives her a slam to the floor. Moose then stands Hoshi up and rolls her into the ring before doing the same himself. Ricky Simms - Hoshi went to the well one too many times there. Henry Lesher - You know she's the Generals right? Moose stands Hoshi up, whips her off the ropes and she goes for a dropkick. Moose catches her feet in mid air and then gives her an airplace spin before dropping her to the mat. Moose then gives her a leg drop across the throat and then he looks to the crowd and seems ready to end this. Jack Spade then reaches into the ring and pulls on Hoshi's feet to pull her out of harm's way. Moose spots this and he charges to the ropes and kicks Jack in the face, then picks Hoshi up and gives her a Moosedriver to the mat before he goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Moose pins Hoshi and wins the match. He then rolls himself out to the floor and grabs the Old School title from the timekeeper before he has a few words with Jack Spade. He has his back turns when 6Pac comes rushing back out and clubs Moose across the back with a chair and then misses with a swing of the chair at Spade who then kicks 6Pac in the gut. Spade then gives 6Pac a DDT to the floor which draws cheers from the crowd. Ricky Simms - Spade and 6Pac both wreaked some havoc there at the end. Henry Lesher - This is why Moose needs an ally in the CWA. He's a sitting duck and jobbers like these idiots can take advantage of that. Jack Spade helps Hoshi out of the ring and they step over Moose and 6Pac on their way up the ramp while the crowd cheers the two of them on.
Paulie La Cerva - Cut the damned music! Max, I will cut to the chase. Joe centerfold no showed tonight. That douchebag gets a match in the CWA and he no shows. I know why he no showed, too. He no showed because he was fighting you. You're a heat killer, as they say in this business. You're not worthy of the title shot next week. Tell me what you have to say about that. Max just looks at the mat and seems ready to say something, but he remains silent instead. Paulie La Cerva - You need a fire lit under your ass? I need someone to take that idiot Clemenzo down a notch. Did you see what JC and Rebella did to him and his woman earlier? Sal is weak! Sal can be taken down! Get some balls and get your head into the game or you'll be out of a damned job! I am not Wyatt Gibson! I won't have this kind of crap happening on my watch! Max continues to look down at the mat. He glances over at Dizz, but Dizz just appears to be disgusted by Max and his behavior right now. He actually takes the microphone from Paulie. Dizz - I came here to help you, Max. I came here to help you find that warrior that you once were. I came here to make you into the champ and what has happened? You're lost, you've been out of it and you're losing it. Why are you losing it? Is this all because of AJ? One kid makes you turn into this? My God, be a man Max! Show something to prove you are the number one contender and not this shiftless wonder! Max looks Dizz in the eye, but says nothing. Dizz - This is it? This is all you are now? This is all you have to offer? Dizz then clotheslines Max to the mat and then starts pounding him in the forehead with the microphone while Paulie and Drina applaud from a safe distance. Dizz then stands Max up, whips him off the ropes and catches him between the eyes with the microphone. Dizz then climbs to the top rope in the corner and then gives Max a punch between the eyes with the microphone from there. Ricky Simms - Max has been busted wide open here. Henry Lesher - Dizz has made me a fan tonight. I love his work! Dizz then picks Max up and drops him face first onto the corner buckle. Dizz then puts the boots to Max before leaving him in a pool of his own blood, dropping the microphone next to the motionless Max while medics rush into the ring with a stretcher. The crowd boos Dizz as he leaves the ring and tells the crowd that they don't understand what he did because they are not legends. Ricky Simms - Dizz is unusually mean tonight. Henry Lesher - I know I would be bloodthirsty if I had to hang around Max for longer than a week. Ricky Simms - We need to take a break while they clean up the ring.
Ricky Simms - This is an odd situation as the EVC are outnumbered. Henry Lesher - Yeah, but Malk and AJ are only a half a wrestler each. It balances out. Tommy pulls himself onto the apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring which allows the referee to call for the bell and start the match. Tommy starts trading punches with Hammer as Malk takes his spot in the corner. Tommy then eye gouges Hammer, whips him into a neutral corner and goes for a shoulder block only to miss as Hammer side steps it. Hammer then whips Tommy shoulder first into the corner and then gives him a pump handle slam to the mat. Hammer then gives Tommy a knee drop to the chest and then hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2... Tommy rolls a shoulder out. Hammer then stands Tommy up and pulls him to his corner where he tags in Gary Barber. Barber and Hammer then give Tommy a double vertical suplex to the mat before Hammer exits the ring. Ricky Simms - The EVC is taking over this one early. Henry Lesher - If Tommy is getting handled like this, this match will be over fast. Barber stands Tommy up, whips him off the ropes and ducks his head for a backdrop. Tommy kicks Barber in the face and then gives him a Rock Bottom to the mat where he goes for the quick pin. 1...2... Barber rolls a shoulder out and the fans groan. Tommy then rolls to his corner and tags in Malk. Malk steps through the ropes into the ring and then he gives Barber a series of rights and lefts to the jaw. Malk then picks Barber up and gives him an inverted atomic drop. Malk then whips Barber into a neutral corner and then gives him an arm drag to the middle of the ring. Malk applies an arm bar and the referee checks for the unlikely submission. Barber does refuse to submit and then gives Malk a knife edge chop to break the hold before giving him a fireman's carry into a side slam. Barber then boot chokes Malk while using the top rope for added leverage. Ricky Simms - Barber is battling back now. Henry Lesher - Well, Malk only has the talent of a seven year old, so it was only a matter of time. Barber breaks the choke before the referee can reach a five count and then stands Malk up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a clothesline to the mat. Gary Barber then picks Malk up over his shoulder and then runs him face first into the corner buckle and then slams him to the mat. Barber then goes to the corner buckle and climbs to the top rope. Barber then leaps off the top rope and misses with a flying elbow smash when Malk rolls out of the way and then tags in Tommy Purr. Purr charges into the ring and gives Barber a series of elbows to the chin. Purr then picks Barber up and slams him over the top rope and out to the floor. AJ Cameron then makes his way around the ring to Barber and starts to taunt him. Hammer then drops off the apron to the floor and starts to have words with AJ. Ricky Simms - This is disintegrating fast. Henry Lesher - Get that Cameron idiot away from the ring. Gary Barber gives AJ a superkick to the chin and then Tommy Purr lands a baseball slide to the chest on Gary Barber. Hammer then starts trading punches with Tommy on the floor and they battle back and forth. Hammer then slams Tommy's head into the guard railing before he then gives Tommy a DDT to the floor. Hammer then gets to his feet and takes a vicious clothesline from Slim T while Papers starts attacking the other men involved in this match as the referee calls for the pin, declaring this a no contest. Ricky Simms - The CCK comes out to screw up the match! Henry Lesher - Hey, they're just doing what they have to do. "Come With Me" by Puff Daddy plays as Paulie la Cerva comes out onto the stage, shaking his head at what he sees unfolding here. A security team then rushes down to ringside to break this melee up. Paulie la Cerva - This is not the way it's supposed to go. The CCK no showed tonight against the Natural Blondes and now they attack the tag champs as well as their opponents? What would Frank Merritt say had he been here to call the match? Now, there has to be something done about this. I think there is a simple answer. Hammer and Gary Barber get a shot at the tag titles next week at Bloodshed. It will, however, be a two falls match and the first fall decides the TV title. How does that sound? The crowd cheers that announcement. Paulie la Cerva - I can't stop there, though. CCK, you get a match as well. You tag up to face Jack Spade and Hoshi Yakamoto in a tag match. Maybe if you guys could beat Hoshi once I would consider giving you two title shots. The crowd also cheers that statement. Paulie la Cerva - Don't love me yet. I am not done here. Malk, you have fought well and fought well for awhile. Moose is needing to finish things with 6Pac and I think throwing you into that match keeps things interesting. Triple threat match for the Old School title it is. There is more cheering from the crowd. Paulie la Cerva - You people love me as long as I don't talk about what a giant douche Sal is, huh? Okay, speaking of the douche and his cowardly lion of an opponent, I will give Max a huge test next week. If he wants to beat Sal and become the champ, he has to make him say "I quit" in a match which will either prove Max is a man or will prove that the man who put Frank out of the ring is dead and gone. Now, for tonight, you idiots are done. I just hope you show this passion next week at Bloodshed. I am tired of Vesuvius looking like a damned prophet in this company. "Come With Me" by Puff Daddy plays again as Paulie makes his exit and we fade to black on the melee at ringside with security team members struggling to hold everyone apart. |
