March 28, 2010

Gerard Angelo is seen entering the building where he is headed off by Shannon Skanes.

Gerard Angelo - Being greeted by the owner? This is a nice welcome back.

Shannon Skanes - I can't afford this. The CWA is starting to turn things around and financial projections look good, but this is all too much. You're better off in ESW.

Wyatt Gibson - *as he enters the picture* Shannon, I find you lack of faith disturbing. Gerry here has already signed a CWA contract, so you can't toss him out without paying a hefty release fee.

Shannon Skanes - Where the hell are you finding the money for this?

Wyatt Gibson - It turns out the tag team title idea is taking off. Between Garry here, Gaul, Dio and those two old geezers, interest is picking up.

Gerard Angelo - You forgot to mention my brother.

Wyatt Gibson - No I didn't.

Gerard Angelo - I never liked you.

Shannon Skanes - What sponsor did you find the tag titles?

Wyatt Gibson - It's going to be purely awesome. The world will be stunned.

Shannon leaves mumbling to himself and Gerard stands face to face with Wyatt.

Gerard Angelo  - I came here to wrestle, not for drama and BS.

Wyatt Gibson - Hey, we have got you covered. Now, get ready to win some gold.

Wyatt winks at Gerry before walking off and then we hear "Coming Undone" by Korn as we see images of Bullrush, Rated R, Wren SilverPhoenix, Trinity Holmes, Deuce Holmes, Kirsta Lewis, Ridge, JXD, Gaul, Gerard Angelo, Rose Lemieux, First Degree, Cory Chevelle, The Moose and Myst before we head to ringside where Henry Lesher and Ricky Simms are once again ready to call tonight's action.

"Billie Jean" by Michaels Jackson plays as Zed comes out with Heidi Hawkins on one arm and Missy on the other. The crowd whistles for the ladies, but Zed bows and blows kisses to the fans as if they are giving the catcalls to him. He then makes his way up the ring steps before holding the ropes open so that the ladies may enter the ring first. He already has a microphone in his hand.

Zed - Welcome to the Championship Wrestling Association's latest edition of Zed's show, the only thing worth watching on Assault! It has been one full month since I was last inside this ring and I stated the truth about a diva match that never happened. Now I stand here with the two most beautiful women in this company and I wonder what I am missing here.

"Frantic" by Metallica plays and Cory Chevelle comes out to a strong positive reaction from the crowd. he makes his way down the ramp to ringside and looks into the ring at a smirking Zed. He then pulls himself onto the apron before stepping through the ropes into the ring. He takes the microphone from Zed.

Cory Chevelle - Why the hell are you out here? I am stewing in the back because Dante is nowhere to be found and you are out here talking about image with these two women. How is that right? Tell you what, Zed, you turn and walk out of this ring right now and I let you live.

Zed - Pardon me, Mister Chevelle, but this is my ring and this is my time.

Cory Chevelle - No, this is my ring and I expect a match tonight. I came here to fight. If the old school guard around here is scared of the new guys, step aside. I won't be put off TV tonight by Dante not showing up.

Zed - Ladies, get Chevelle out of my ring.

Heidi and Missy both take a step back and start explaining that they are not with Zed when we hear "Snuff" by Slipknot and First Degree comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd. He quickly makes his way down the ramp and slips under the bottom rope into the ring before he gets to his feet and stands face to face with Chevelle.

First Degree - Turns out I don't have a fight tonight either as Max didn't show up either. Maybe the old guard is scared of the new guys. Let's not disappoint the fans who came here to see a match.

Cory Chevelle - You're on.

Chevelle and First Degree both look at Zed and his divas and all three of them quickly scramble out of the ring while referee Steve Hawkins makes his way to the ring.


The bell sounds as Chevelle and First Degree lock up and then Chevelle whips First Degree into the corner buckle before giving hm a knee to the gut and then a tilt a whirl backbreaker before going for the early pin. 1...2... kick out by First Degree.

Ricky Simms - Well, this was unexpected.

Henry Lesher - Max is a coward. Dante had stuff to do tonight, very important stuff. He was totally going to be here.

Chevelle stands First Degree up, whips him off the ropes and then both men clothesline one another to the mat. The referee starts counting them both down. Chevelle is quickly sitting up and First Degree is on his hands and knees. They both get to their feet at the same time and then start trading punches. First Degree then knees Chevelle in the ribs before giving him a series of forearm smashes which back him into the corner. First Degree then gives Chevelle a snap suplex to the middle of the ring. He then gets to his feet before landing an elbow smash to the throat on Chevelle and then he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Chevelle. First Degree then stands Chevelle up, whips him off the ropes and backdrops him to the mat. Chevelle then rolls himself out of the ring to the floor with First Degree close behind.

Ricky Simms - This match came about as a result of Dante and Max Cameron not being in attendance tonight.

Henry Lesher - I explained that already.

First Degree and Cory Chevelle battle on the floor. First Degree slams Chevelle's head into the steel ring steps. Chevelle then slams First Degree's head into the ring steps and then gives him a fireman's carry into a side slam to the floor. Chevelle then rolls himself into the ring to break up the referee's count before rolling himself back out to the floor. Chevelle then stands Degree up and takes an upper cut. First Degree follows that up with an attempted bulldog, but Chevelle shoves Degree off of him and First Degree crashes into the guard railing before landing in a heap. Chevelle then stands First Degree up and rolls him into the ring before rolling himself into the ring. He goes for the quick pin. 1...2... kick out by First Degree.

Ricky Simms - This is a rough match between two men looking to gain momentum the event after Outrage.

Henry Lesher - Even I liked Outrage. That has to be a sign of the apocalypse.

Chevelle stands First Degree up, whips him off the ropes and First Degree ducks a clothesline before he gives Chevelle a knee to the back and then a side Russian leg sweep to the mat. First Degree then stands Chevelle up, whips him off the ropes and then dropkicks him down to the mat. First Degree then goes to the corner buckle and makes his way to the top. He leaps off and misses a flying elbow smash when Chevelle rolls out of the way. Chevelle then stands First Degree up, whips him off the ropes and then shoulder blocks him down to the mat where Degree then rolls himself out to the floor. Chevelle follows close behind and they start trading punches again at ringside.

Ricky Simms - Good battle between these two.

Henry Lesher - Somewhat, though it lacks a really solid wrestler like Rated R in it.

Chevelle whips First Degree shoulder first into the guard railing and then gives him a series of kicks to the chest. Chevelle then stands First Degree up and Degree pulls the feet out from under Chevelle before he then places him in a Boston Crab. The referee then reaches a ten count and calls for the bell. First Degree releases the hold when he hears the announcement and he tries to argue it with the referee to no avail.

Ricky Simms - I am going to be the first to say these guys need a rematch.

Henry Lesher - Meh, bring on Rated R or Moose.

Myst is seen entering the building and she has the title belt over her shoulder when she meets Moose face to face.

The Moose - Hey there champ.

Myst - I didn't know if you'd show up tonight.

The Moose - I wouldn't miss tonight for the world.

Myst - You have to be hurting after what happened at Outrage.

The Moose - Maybe I am. Maybe I'm not. I am not one to tip my hand. You must be feeling a lot of pressure now with that title over your shoulder. Everyone's gunning for you. That must be stressful.

Myst - Maybe it is. Maybe I am feeling the pressure. I don't tip my hand either. The difference between you and me is, I have this belt and you don't.

The Moose - I plan to fix that problem.

Myst - Good luck.

Moose walks on and we return to the ring.


"Bad Medicine" by Bon Jovi plays as Kaleigh Simms comes out onto the stage and she gets a decent pop from the crowd. She bows on stage and blows a kiss to her fans before she makes her way down the ramp to ringside. She then jumps onto the ring apron, grabs the top rope and jumps over the top rope into the ring where she then talks to the referee. Her music fades and we hear "Surfing with the Alien" by Joe Satriani and Hoshi Yakamoto comes out to a good pop from the crowd. She makes her way down the ramp to ringside and then steps up onto the ring apron. She steps through the ropes into the ring and the referee calls for the bell. Kaleigh and Hoshi lock up in a test of strength. Kaleigh looks to have the early advantage, so Hoshi kicks her in the ribs and then gives her a snap mare to the mat before applying a sleeper hold.

Ricky Simms - Kaleigh in her first CWA singles match against Hoshi here.

Henry Lesher - Yeah, this is an epic match of fail proportions.

Kaleigh refuses to submit to the sleeper hold and then rolls herself towards the ropes. She snags the bottom rope with her foot and forces the break. Hoshi releases Kaleigh, stands her up and whips her off the ropes before going for a dropkick that misses when Kaleigh side steps it. Kaleigh then lands a leg drop across the chest on Hoshi before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Hoshi. Kaleigh stands Hoshi up, whips her off the ropes and then gives her a backdrop to the mat before giving her a knee drop to the forehead. Kaleigh then goes to the ropes and quickly makes her way to the top. She poses there for the fans and leaps off, landing a flying elbow smash to the throat on Hoshi before hooking the leg for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Hoshi.

Ricky Simms - I thought Kaleigh had her there.

Henry Lesher - Oh sit down. You didn't get up when Kirsta was beating her half to death a couple of weeks ago.

Kaleigh stands Hoshi up, whips her off the ropes and misses a backdrop when Hoshi kicks Kaleigh in the side of the head and then gives her a bulldog to the mat. Hoshi then pulls Kaleigh to the middle of the ring and applies a crossface chicken wing. The referee checks for a submission, but Kaleigh refuses to give up. Hoshi then tries cinching the hold in deeper while Kaleigh struggles to get closer to the ropes. Kaleigh slowly pulls herself away from the middle of the ring. Hoshi struggles to maintain her hold, but Kaleigh's feet again save the day as she uses her right foot to snag the bottom rope. Kaleigh then pull herself out to the floor for a breather while Hoshi gets to her feet inside the ring.

Ricky Simms - Hoshi is trying to wear Kaleigh down here.

Henry Lesher - That's sad, Rick. Your offspring can't pin Hoshi. That must kill you inside.

Kaleigh paces at ringside and Hoshi then gives her a baseball slide that sends her falling backwards into the guard railing. Hoshi then headlocks Kaleigh, but Simms gives her a belly to back suplex to the floor. Simms then stands Hoshi up, rolls her into the ring and then rolls herself into the ring. Simms then pulls Hoshi to the middle of the ring and goes for a figure four leglock, the signature move her father once used inside the ring. As she turns it around, Hoshi kicks Kaleigh into the corner and then rolls her up with a school boy for the pin attempt. 1...2...3! Hoshi snags the win this week against Kaleigh Simms!

Ricky Simms - Game effort by Kaleigh there, though falling just short at the end there.

Henry Lesher - That's quite the damning statement, Rick.

Hoshi leaves the ring while Kaleigh kneels inside the ring and tries to fathom what just happened.

Cory Chevelle is backstage with Ray Dees, in the corridor just outside of the locker room.

Ray Dees - I understand you and First Degree will have a rematch at the next Assault.

Cory Chevelle - Look, guys have been ducking me, cheating me and screwing me over right, left and center. First Degree and I are going to settle this and I want this to be falls count anywhere.

Ray Dees - Just to settle it?

Cory Chevelle - To show the people in the back what I can do. I am going to get a shot at Myst soon enough. I am aiming for the top, Raymond.

Ray Dees - That's ambitious.

Cory Chevelle - Not to anyone who knows me and the CWA doesn't know me yet. It will know me soon enough though.

Chevelle heads off while we then return to the ring.

"Bad Medicine" by Die Mannequin plays as Trinity Holmes comes out onto the stage with Rose Lemieux. The two are actually reading a Vogue magazine and the crowd responds to this with confusion among the usual catcalls and marriage proposals. At ringside, Trinity and Rose look over one picture in particular and the outfit in the picture is the object of much discussion. Rose then hands the magazine to Trinity and they steps up onto the ring apron. Rose steps through the ropes into the ring and moions to ring announcer Jen Hawkins, this then throws a microphone to the Canadian Princess.

Rose Lemieux - I could have fought Trinity in the aisles tonight, but I don't have a beef with her. No, my real beef is with Wren SilverPhoenix. I cannot take my eyes off the ball. Wren, get out here now.

"I'm Just a Girl" by No Doubt plays as Wren SilverPhoenix makes her way out onto the stage. The crowd boos her as she makes her way down the ramp. She slips under the bottom rope into the ring, the Rocky Mountain Title belt over her shoulder. She gets to her feet and climbs to the second rope in the corner and shows off her title belt to the crowd. They continue to boo her. She gives the fans the finger and drops off the second rope to stand face to face with Rose.

Wren SilverPhoenix - So I came to Assault and RAW broke out. You going to talk me to death?

Rose Lemieux - Two weeks, you and me inside this ring.

Wren SilverPhoenix - Why do I do that? I have a title. I am a main event talent. You're just Rose. No one cares about Rose. *to the crowd* Isn't that right? *loud boos* Never mind the fans. Most of them are inbred anyways. The closer the kin, the better the skin right folks?? *gives them the finger again*

Rose Lemieux - I guess I need your attention.

Trinity slips into the ring behind Wren. She kneels behind Wren.

Wren SilverPhoenix - What are you going to do, cry me into a coma?

Rose slaps Wren across the face which sends her falling backwards over Trinity. Trinity then lays into Wren with punches on the downed Rocky Mountain champ. Wren slips out of the ring and Trinity manages a slap to the back of the head as she does so. Wren looks choked and shouts at Rose that she's on, but demands it be a triple threat and points at Trinity.

Ricky Simms - It looks like Wren will fight both Rose and Trinity in two weeks at the next Assault.

Henry Lesher - Kirsta beat both Rose and your offspring. Wren is tougher than Kirsta. That match will be over fast.

Wren heads up the ramp with her title raised high above her head, the fans still booing her while Trinity and Rose high five one another inside the ring.

Ricky Simms - Looks like Trinity and Rose put their differences aside, for the pedicures they had hinted at and now they want to target Wren.

Henry Lesher - They're better off getting jobs on The Home Shopping Channel and selling lipstick than they will be facing Wren.

Sean Angelo is seen looking at himself in the mirror when brother Gerry steps into the picture.

Gerard Angelo - Bro, we're on next.

Sean Angelo - So, any bets on how long till I bag Kira?

Gerard Angelo - Go into it with that attitude and she'll bag you.

Sean Angelo - I mean, winning a tag match tonight will be fun, but this date thing really could put me on the map.

Gerard Angelo - Kira isn't a landmark.

Sean Angelo - Look, she is on the rebound and we know how girls on the rebound are.

Gerard Angelo - Carefully plan what you say next here, bro.

Sean Angelo - I am just saying that they can be more fun, more experimental.

Gerard Angelo - Like I said, we are on next. Get ready and let's go.

Sean Angelo - I was born ready.

Gerard Angelo - I am talking about wrestling.

Sean Angelo - So am I. What's your problem?

Gerard Angelo - Just be focused.

The two brothers leave the dressing room and head for the ring, shaking their heads for different reasons.


Wyatt Gibson stands on stage with new tag team belts over his shoulders. He has a microphone in hand of course.

Wyatt Gibson - This is a big one, boys and girls. George Lucas' own company has partnered with the CWA to bring in these babies. The Lucasfilm Tag Team Titles will be awarded on the next edition of Assault. This is based on the fact that we got three teams involved this week and there is the potential for more. Southern Comfort, we are looking in your direction here.

"Secret Separation" by The Fixx plays as Steve Blake and Joe Davidson make their way onto the stage and the crowd cheers them wildly. Mary Sanderson and Sabrina Davidson come out soon after, applauding the team they are managing tonight. The crowd's celebration of the past is interrupted as Gaul and Dio charge onto the stage and attack Blake and Joe from behind. Dio picks Joe up and slams him to the stage while Gaul spears Black to the stage as well. Dio stands Joe up and pulls him down the ramp to ringside while Sabrina follows close behind. Dio picks Joe up over his shoulder and runs him head first into the steel corner post. Sabrina tries to step in and takes a spinning heel kick to the head from Dio.

Ricky Simms - That was uncalled for.

Henry Lesher - Stay out of the ring if you can't handle it, Rick.

Gaul makes his way down the ramp to ringside, satisfied that he has done in Steve Blake for this match at least. The two then slip under the bottom rope into the ring as we hear "My Hero" by Foo Fighters and the Angelo Brothers step out onto the stage where the crowd actually cheers them. Gerard leads the way as they charge down the ramp to ringside and then both jump onto the ring apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring which causes the referee to call for the bell and officially start the match. Gerry starts trading punches with Dio while Sean and Gaul agree to step out into their corners. Gerry gives Dio a series of forearm smashes to the jaw and then whips him off the ropes before dropping his head for a backdrop. Instead, Dio gives Gerard a kick to the head and then gives him a facebuster to the mat. Dio then stands Gerard up, whips him into his corner and Gaul greets Gerry with a big boot to the face. Dio then tags Gaul in.

Ricky Simms - Dio and Gaul showing good teamwork here.

Henry Lesher - Notice that Gaul was smart enough to keep his woman out of harm's way. I am looking at the dead fossils who came out here for this one.

Gaul and Dio give Gerard Angelo a double vertical suplex to the mat. Gaul then goes for the pin. 1...2... Sean breaks it up with a kick to the head on Gaul. Gaul then stands Gerry up, whips him into a neutral corner and then goes for a shoulder block, but Gerry side steps that and then rolls Gaul up. 1...2... kick out by Gaul. Gerry then stands Gaul up, pulls him into his corner and tags in brother Sean. Sean steps through the ropes into the ring and he and Gerry give Gaul a double slingshot suplex to the mat. Sean goes for the pin while Gerry exist the ring. 1...2... kick out by Gaul. Sean stands Gaul up, whips him off the ropes and then both men clothesline each other to the mat. The referee starts counting them both down while the fans start a chant for the Angelo Brothers. Sean rolls towards his corner while Gaul then kicks up to his feet. Gaul starts putting the boots to Sean Angelo and then drags him away from his corner and tags in Dio.

Ricky Simms - The fans are cheering for the brothers, but these two virtual strangers seem to have real chemistry here.

Henry Lesher - Well, that shows how weak the tag divisions in companies are these days and why creating those Jar Jar Binks Titles is a bad move.

Dio enters the ring and he places Sean Angelo in a headlock. Sean then backs Dio to the ropes, gives him an Irih Whip and then leap frogs him before giving him a monkey flip to the mat. Sean then rolls to his corner and tags in Gerry. Gerry charges into the ring and knees Dio in the side of the head before giving him a swinging neckbreaker to the mat. Gerry then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Dio. Gerry then stands Dio up and whips him through the ropes and out to the floor. There he is greeted by a bloodied, but recovered Joe Davidson who planst a boot to the throat on Dio, pinning him to the guard railing. Gaul jumps off of the ring apron and tries to make the save only to take a vicious spear to the mat from Steve Blake. Blake then chokes the downed Gaul.

Ricky Simms - The Yellow and Black Attack are back in this one!

Henry Lesher - Big deal, they're not even inside the ring.

Blake continues to choke Gaul on the floor while Davidson puts the boots to Dio. Davidson then stands Dio up and rolls him into the ring. Sean then places Dio in a Full Nelson and then gives Dio the Angel-Over before goin for the pin. 1...2...3! The Angelo Brothers have won the match!

Ricky Simms - Well, heavy assist to Joe Davidson there, but the Angelo boys are full value for the win.

Henry Lesher - It can't be both, Rick. Either they got help to win or they didn't. Dio and Gaul would kill these Angelo twirps one on one either way.

Gerry and Sean roll themselves out to the floor and then Steve Blake stands face to face with Gerry. Blake points to his waist and says he will bring the tag titles back where they belong. Gerry starts to say something back, but Sean gives Steve Blake an inverted atomic drop and then a clothesline to the floor. Gerry pulls Sean away from ringside and tells him it's important to pick his battles.

Ricky Simms - Sean is inexperienced. It's quite the transformation with Gerry as the veteran now.

Henry Lesher - He still sucks though. He can't escape that.

Rated R paces in his locker room. Wyatt Gibson walks in, short of breath.

Wyatt Gibson - You wanted to see me?

Rated R - I heard that my match with Wren is NOT the main event and I need to know why.

Wyatt Gibson - Well, Myst and Moose is naturally the...

Rated R - No it isn't. What happened at Outrage will be avenged. Clearly the match between myself and Wren is the number one contender's match.

Wyatt Gibson - Well, it's not really that simple. Myst and Moose are top notch and Myst has the title.

Rated R - You're forcing my hand then, Wyatt. Do I have to remind you what I am capable of in this company?

Wyatt Gibson - No, I have seen the bumper impressions on Myst's stomach.

Rated R - If I do not receive proper respect and proper billing, that will seem like child's play. You got that?

Wyatt Gibson - Yes sir.

Wyatt heads out quickly while Rated R simply shakes his head.


"Helter Skelter" by The Beatles plays as Ridge steps out onto the stage and the crowd gives him loud boos. He is flanked by JXD tonight and they talk on their way down the ramp to ringside. JXD then takes his place at ringside while Ridge then slips into the ring. He paces inside the ring while his music fades and we hear "I Get Off" by Halestorm as Kirsta Lewis comes out to a decent pop from the crowd. She is riding her Harley Davidson as she makes her way down the ramp. She then does a lap around the ring, almost running JXD down as she does so. He jumps the guard railing to avoid being run over. She then steps off of her bike and glares at JXD before telling the referee to get him out of here. The referee shrugs and says he hasn't done anything to get kicked out for.  Kirsta shakes her head, but she does still pull herself onto the ring apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring which allows the referee to call for the bell.

Ricky Simms - Huge match here for Uncensored fans.

Henry Lesher - All four of them. Any real hardcore fans will likely have already tuned out after watching Hoshi, The Angelos and a cowardly attack on Wren by a creampuff named Rose.

Kirsta moves in and starts trading punches and kicks with Ridge. Ridge then eye gouges Kirsta, grabs her by the hair and then airplane spins her before tossing her down to the mat. Ridge then boot chokes her, using the top rope for added leverage while the crowd boos. JXD applauds his new ally from ringside. Ridge then breaks the choke before the referee can get to a five count, stands Kirsta u and whips her off the ropes before missing with a clothesline when she ducks it. Kirsta then gives Ridge a knee to the gut and then gives him a DDT to the mat before she goes for the quick pin. 1...2... kick out by Ridge. Kirsta then stands Ridge up and whips him into the corner buckle. She charges in and gives him a shoulder block there. He answers with a back elbow to the jaw, shoves Kirsta down to the mat and then jumps to the second rope before he gives her a double axe handle to the back. Ridge then gives Kirsta a pump handle slam to the mat where he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Kirsta.

Ricky Simms - So far, these two are evenly matched.

Henry Lesher - I disagree. The Bloodied Hand has two guys and she is alone. She is also a woman. This gives Ridge the upper hand in this one.

Ridge stands Kirsta up, whips her off the ropes and then gives her a headbutt before he then gives her a hip toss over the top rope and out to the floor. The referee warns Ridge about these tactics. JXD then takes advantage of the distracted referee by giving Kirsta a kick to the gut and then he whips her shoulder first into the steel ring steps. JXD then steps away when the referee starts to pay attention again, Ridge rolling himself out to the floor now. Ridge stands Kirsta up and rams her head into the tag tank for her motorcycle. He then rolls her into the ring before doing the same himself and he quickly goes for the pin. 1...2... Kirsta rolls a shoulder out. Ridge shakes his head as he stands her up, whips her off the ropes and then gives Kirsta a dropkick that sends her back down to the mat. Ridge then goes to the corner buckle and makes his way to the top. Kirsta gets to her feet, turns and takes a flying elbow to the forehead from Ridge. Kirsta staggers and then does a faceplant to the mat. Ridge rolls her over for the pin. 1...2... Kirsta gets a foot on the bottom rope.

Ricky Simms - Kirsta certainly is a tough one.

Henry Lesher - Which means precious little to me.

Ridge stands Kirsta up and then places her throat over the top rope and starts choking her with it. The referee counts towards a possible disqualification. Ridge releases the choke. JXD then tries to jump onto the apron, but a hand grabs him from behind, turns him around and gives him a barbed wire wrapped baseball bat to the head. It's Megan Dela Vega, also known as Mystic.

Ricky Simms - Mystic is here?

Henry Lesher - She's the champ.

Ricky Simms - Not Myst, doc, Mystic.

Henry Lesher - Is her last name Iceman?

Megan whips JXD over the guard railing and into the crowd. Ridge spots her and charges at her, but Kirsta catches Ridge with Hell's Bitch Kick and sends him to the mat where she goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Kirsta Lewis gets the win over Ridge tonight.

Ricky Simms - The Bloodied Hand was wearing her down, but Megan comes out to even the odds.

Henry Lesher - With a barbed wire baseball bat of all things. The woman is a savage.

Ricky Simms - But Dante's cinder blocks are okay?

Henry Lesher - You're comparing apples and cinder blocks, Rick.

Kirsta exits the ring and heads up the ramp, grabbing at her throat while she catches her breath and Megan follows her, making sure nothing further happens to Miss Lewis.

Trinity Holmes is seen backstage looking through the same Vogue magazine she had earlier. It appears she is sitting on the couch in Shannon Skanes' office. Kaleigh Simms steps into the shot.

Kaleigh Simms - Okay, Shannon isn't here?

Trinity Holmes - Oh, he said he was going to get some food. I asked for a foot long.

Kaleigh Simms - Actually, I am glad you're here. Rose is my partner. She is my friend. I don't trust you.

Trinity Holmes - *sighing as she puts her magazine down and then stands face to face with Kaleigh* What's your point?

Kaleigh Simms - I am very protective of her.

Trinity Holmes - Bang up job you did getting your ass kicked by Kirsta at Outrage. Who won that match again?

Kaleigh Simms - Just don't make things worse. Rose has been a little... off. I want to see her get better,

Trinity Holmes - It's cute that you're protective of her like this. Does she know you're here?

Kaleigh Simms - Just tell Shannon I want to talk to him.

Kaleigh then exits the office.

Trinity Holmes - I don't get a hug good bye?

Trinity then returns to her magazine.


"My Girlfriend's Girlfriend" by Type O Negative plays as Scavenger makes his way onto the stage. The crowd gives him a loud ovation as he then makes his way down the ramp. JXD and Ridge are there, still recovering from what just happened with Kirsta and Mystic. Ridge gives Scavenger a knee to the gut and then JXD gives Scavenger a DDT to the ramp. The two of them then start putting the boots to Scavenger while we see Deuce Holmes rushing out and charging at Ridge and JXD. He knees Ridge in the gut and then thumbs JXD in the eye before giving him a DDT to the ramp. The crowd cheers and starts a chant for Deuce.

Ricky Simms - Well, the Uncensored crowd again getting to know each other here.

Henry Lesher - Well, The Bloodied Hand isn't having a good night so far. That much is obvious.

Deuce heads down the ramp to ringside and then slips under the bottom rope into the ring. He gets to his feet and tells the referee that this match is off. On the ramp, a bloodied Scavenger pushes up to his hands and knees and crawls towards the ring. Hawkins refuses to call off the match, despite Deuce trying to do what would appear to be the right thing here. Scavenger reaches ringside while security comes down the ramp to escort JXD and Ridge away before the have the chance to do any further damage here. Scavenger pulls himself onto the ring apron where Deuce tells him to just save it for later.

Ricky Simms - Deuce is trying to be the nice guy here. He sees the shape Scavenger is in.

Henry Lesher - Everyone knows Scavenger is not a good wrestler. He might as well just pin him.

Scavenger steps into the ring in defiance of Deuce's offer. The referee calls for the bell to make the match official. Deuce moves in and locks up with Scavenger. Deuce shoves Scavenger into the corner buckle. Scavenger answers with a shoulder block to the mat on Scavenger. Scavenger then lands a knee drop to the forehead on Deuce and then applies a side headlock on Holmes. Deuce then slowly gets to his feet as he fights the hold. He lands punches to the kidneys on Scavenger and then gives him an atomic drop. Deuce then whips Scavenger off the ropes and gives him a dropkick that sends him back down to the mat. Deuce then stands Scavenger up before giving him a fisherman's suplex to the mat. Deuce then stands Scavenger up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a lariat to the mat where he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Scavenger.

Ricky Simms - The match does go on despite The Bloodied Hand's involvement here.

Henry Lesher - Well, JXD and Ridge were humiliated by Mystic and then they see that idiot coming down the ramp? I would have attacked him, too.

Deuce stands Scavenger up, whips him off the ropes and Scavenger ducks a clothesline and then gives Deuce a series of knife edge chops which back him into the corner buckle. Scavenger then snap mares deuce to the middle of the ring and then applies a grapevine submission hold which draws cheers from the crowd. Scavenger struggles to hold Deuce there while he refuses to submit when asked by the referee. Deuce then leans forward, manages a shoulder roll to break the hold and then rolls himself out to the floor. Scavenger rolls out after Deuce and then gets a knee to the gut from Deuce who then gives Scavenger a sleeping neckbreaker to the floor. Deuce then stands Scavenger up and rolls him into the ring before doing the same himself. He then hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2...3! Deuce Holmes wins the match over Scavenger. He then runs from the ring and heads up the ramp, clearly looking for JXD and Ridge.

Ricky Simms - I don't think this is over by a long shot here.

Henry Lesher - It's over for Scavenger. His suck is proven yet again.

Bullrush is seen getting ready for his match tonight when Neriah Sweet walks into the picture.

Neriah Sweet - Bullrush, a moment?

Bullrush - What do you want?

Neriah Sweet - The Bloodied Hand are running amok, Mystic is here and the Uncensored crew seem to be turning the show into anarchy inside the ring.

Bullrush - Yeah, I do watch the show.

Neriah Sweet - Any opinions?

Bullrush - Look, when I won the Vivid-Gore Title, I saw this all start. JXD and Ridge are brutal and ruthless.

Neriah Sweet - And Mystic?

Bullrush - Well, glad to see how that went down. Kirsta always has a trick up her sleeve.

Neriah Sweet - Like she had you up her sleeve at Outrage.

Bullrush - Something like that. Look, I would love to chat about this, but I have a big match with Gaul and JXD. They're both going to be pissed based on what has gone down so far tonight.

Bullrush slings his title belt over his shoulder and heads off.


"I'm Just a Girl" by No Doubt plays for the second time tonight as Wren SilverPhoenix comes out onto the stage with a Barbie head in her right hand. She has a sign hanging from it with Rose Lemieux written on it in red ink. She holds it up to the camera and says that the laughs end in two weeks when a dead princess is dragged around the ring. She then drops the head and kicks it off the stage and into the crowd before she heads down the ramp to ringside. She then steps up onto the ring apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. Her music finally fades and then the lights darken as "I Hate Everything About You" by Three Days Grace plays and Rated R makes his way onto the stage. The crowd boos him almost as loudly as they booed Wren. Rated R then makes his way down the ramp quickly to ringside and looks into the ring at Wren.

Ricky Simms - Well, this is a major match, potential number one contender match here.

Henry Lesher - Well, I am just glad we will finally see some good wrestling.

Rated R steps up onto the ring apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. Wren has some words for Rated R and Ryan takes a step towards her. Before they move in for a lock up, we hear "The Sound of Madness" by Shinedown and James and Kenneth Hill make their way onto the stage. The crowd boos Southern Comfort as they make their way down the ramp.

Ricky Simms - What the hell is this?

Henry Lesher - These idiots are late for the tag match.

Kenneth and James step up onto the ring apron and then step through the ropes into the ring. Rated R moves towards them and James catches him with a knee to the gut before they give him a double DDT to the mat. They then grab onto Wren and drag her out of the ring while the fans boo loudly. Wren is dragged, kicking and screaming, up the ramp towards the back while a loud "Bullshit" chant starts in the crowd. Rated R uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet where referee Vesuvius informs him that he won the match by disqualification. Rated R then drills Vesuvius with a right hook. Vesuvius then starts trading punches with Rated R. Vesuvius whips Rated R off the ropes and misses a clothesline when Rated R ducks it, then gives Vesuvius an inverted neckbreaker to the mat.

Ricky Simms - Well, this was unexpected.

Henry Lesher - When the referee is tougher than half the roster, you have a problem.

Rated R stands Vesuvius up, whips him into the corner buckle and then charges in for a shoulder block, but Vesuvius side steps that and then gives Rated R a knee to the ribs before giving him a bulldog to the mat. Vesuvius then applies a Boston Crab on Rated R, but Ryan quickly starts pulling himself up from the mat. Rated R reaches back to reverse the hold. Vesuvius releases Rated R, stands him up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a big boot to the chest that sends him down to the mat. He then goes for an elbow smash, but Rated R rolls out of the way and then he jumps to his feet. Rated R then puts the boots to Vesuvius who rolls himself out to the floor. Rated R dives through the ropes and gives Vesuvius a vicious looking clothesline to the floor.

Ricky Simms - This isn't a match, but it sure is acting like one.

Henry Lesher - Hey, a referee that can defend himself is unique to this company.

Rated R then stands Vesuvius up only to take a clothesline from Vesuvius that sends him down to the floor. Vesuvius then stands Rated R up only to take an upper cut to the throat from Ryan Yorke. Ryan then slams Vesuvius' head into the guard railing before picking him up and giving him a power slam to the floor. Rated R then stands over Vesuvius and puts the boots to him for a few moments before he starts to make his way towards the ramp. He shoves a cameraman down on the way as well.

Ricky Simms - Rated R is not a happy camper. He will want Wren inside that ring again.

Henry Lesher - Hell, get a cage in here and throw him and Vesuvius in a grudge match! The winner gets Xandra!

Rated R makes his way up the ramp while the crowd boos him. Vesuvius gets to his feet at ringside, spits blood on the floor and glares at the retreating Rated R and says that this is not over.

Shannon Skanes is seen entering his office where he finds Trinity waiting for him.

Trinity Holmes - Hey, handsome, Kaleigh was looking for you.

Shannon Skanes - Look, I don't have time for that. Referees are out of control in this company, attacking Rated R and enteriung a tag match. I don't know what the hell is wrong with this company.

Hector Braun - *as he steps into the room* I have an idea.

Shannon Skanes - *rolling his eyes* Oh, this is good timing.

Sal Clemenzo then walks into the room as well.

Sal Clemenzo - I have been waiting in the back for my thirty percent cut all night. Where is it?

Shannon Skanes - Oh, shoot me now.

Sal Clemenzo - I don't do that anymore, but I can make an exception if you insist.

Shannon Skanes - Okay, this is just insanity here. Sal, I have a check for you.

Shannon goes through papers on his desk and looks mildly panicked. Trinity then offers an envelope to Shannon.

Trinity Holmes - Is this what you're looking for?

Shannon Skanes - For God's sake, don't do that! *hands it to Sal* Now I can live awhile longer.

Sal Clemenzo - *looks at the total* This is it? You need more viewers.

Sal walks out with his head down.

Hector Braun - I can help with that. Remember what I did with GWO?

Shannon Skanes - Sold it to me?

Trinity Holmes - I would make a good secretary.

Shannon looks at Trinity while Hector does the same and we return to the ring.



"Fire It Up" by Thousand Foot Krutch plays as Gaul makes his way onto the stage, Christina at his side. The crowd boos them both as they make their way down the ramp to ringside. Gaul then steps up onto the ring apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. He tests the ropes while his music fades and then we hear "Bulls On Parade" by Rage Against the Machine and Bullrush comes out brawling with JXD. They trade punches and kicks with one another while the fans cheer and Gaul actually smiles inside the ring. The referee exits the ring, heads up the ramp and tries to convince Bullrush and JXD to take this into the ring. JXD gives Bullrush an eye gouge and then Bullrush answers with a knee lift to the chest on JXD before pulling him down the ramp by the hair to ringside.

Ricky Simms - I get the feeling that these guys just plain don't like one another.

Henry Lesher - Which is good news, Rick.

Bullrush slams JXD's forehead into the steel ring steps and then he pulls himself onto the ring apron where Gaul catches him with a clothesline that sends him back to the floor. Gaul then takes a few steps back before landing a baseball slide to the chest on JXD. Gaul, now on the floor, stands JXD up and goes for the whip into the guard railing only to have JXD reverse it and then he sends Gaul head first into the guard railing. JXD then takes a spinning heel kick to the chest from Bullrush who then turns to Gaul and gives him a series of rights and lefts to the side of the head. Bullrush then picks Gaul up and goes to run him into the steel corner post, but Gaul slips off and shoves Bullrush shoulder first into the steel corner post instead. Gaul then gives Bullrush a German suplex to the floor. Gaul gets to his feet where he takes a spear back to the floor from JXD. JXD then stands Gaul up and rolls him into the ring before doing the same himself and referee Mark Davis finally can call for the bell.

Ricky Simms - Despite their three best efforts, we have a match on our hands now.

Henry Lesher - At least this is entertaining.

JXD stands Gaul up and rakes his eyes along the top and backs him into a corner where he gives him a series of knee lifts to the ribs. JXD then hip tosses Gaul to the middle of the ring. JXD then applies an abdominal stretch, but Bullrush slips into the ring behind JXD. Bullrush then headlocks JXD and gives him an inverted DDT to the mat and then goes for the quick pin. 1...2... JXD kicks out. Bullrush then stands JXD up and slams his and Gaul's heads together. He then tosses JXD through the ropes and out to the floor. Bullrush then turns his attention to Gaul and takes a double legged spinebuster to the mat.  Gaul then gives Bullrush a series of elbows to the forehead while he is down. Bullrush responds by kicking Gaul off of him and out to the floor. JXD meets Gaul there with a leg drop to the chest. JXD then slips into the ring and takes an elbow to the back of the neck from a waiting Bullrush. Bullrush then pulls JXD to the middle of the ring and applies a Boston Crab.

Ricky Simms - This is an intense match. These guys will all bend the rules when they feel the need to.

Henry Lesher - Thankfully, they always feel the need to.

JXD refuses to submit to Bullrush's hold as we see Gaul slipping back into the ring. Gaul then gets to his feet, headlocks Bullrush and bulldogs him down to the mat before rolling him over for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Bullrush. Gaul stands Bullrush up, whips him off the ropes and dropkicks him down to the mat while JXD gets to his feet. JXD then pulls the referee into the corner, keeping the attention off Bullrush and Gaul. With the referee distracted, "JXD" rolled from under the ring and slid under the bottom rope and delivered a low blow to Gaul. "JXD" rolled from the ring and targeted Christina, grabbing her by the hair and throwing her into the ring where JXD was waiting. The Nightmare grabbed her legs and trapped her in the Indian Deathlock, gesturing to Bullrush to hold Gaul in place to watch as he grabbed hold of Christina's wrists and pulled her upright... He held the grip, placing the foot slowly on the back of the head, then stomped downwards. Nightmare then grabs Christina by the hair and whips her back out to the floor.

Ricky Simms - Well, that was uncalled for.

Henry Lesher - Well, this is what happens when real wrestlers get a chance to prove they are real wrestlers and women who shouldn't be at ringside get what they deserve.

Bullrush then stands Gaul up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a hip toss back to the middle of the ring. JXD then headlocks Bullrush, which apparently ends any working together that they had been doing. Bullrush picks JXD up for a side slam, but Gaul sweeps the feet out from under Bullrush and JXD lands on top of him. 1...2... Gaul kicks JXD off of Bullrush. Gaul then rolls JXD into a school boy pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by JXD. Gaul stands JXD up, whips him off the ropes and misses a clothesline when JXD ducks it and then Bullrush sweeps the feet out from under Gaul as JXD then lands a springboard moonsault onto Gaul and goes for the pin. 1...2... Bullrush shoves JXD off of Gaul and right out to the floor. Bullrush then stands Gaul up, whips him off the ropes and ducks his head for a backdrop. Instead, Gaul scissor kicks Bullrush to the back of the neck while JXD jumps up onto the apron. Gaul stands Bullrush up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a dropkick that sends him down to the mat. JXD steps back into the ring and lands a knee drop on Gaul before he can get to his feet.

Ricky Simms - It is really hard to pick who might win this one.

Henry Lesher - At least all three of them know what they're doing in there.

JXD stands Gaul up, whips him into the corner buckle, then goes to do the same to Bullrush. Bullrush reverses it and sends JXD into a collision in the corner with Gaul. Bullrush then gives JXD a German suplex from there while Gaul jumps to the second rope. Gaul leaps off as Bullrush gets to his feet and gives Bullrush a cross body and causes him to fall backwards to the mat, tripping over JXD. Gaul hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2...3! Gaul wins this triple threat match.

Ricky Simms - Somehow, Gaul sneaks out a win here tonight.

Henry Lesher - I like that guy.

Gaul rolls out of the ring and checks on Christina who says she is okay, though she appears to be in a lot of pain at ringside. Gaul then wraps an arm around her waist as he leads her up the ramp. JXD leaves the ring and chases after Gaul. Gaul sees JXD coming, turns and they start brawling again. Security comes out while Christina makes a hasty retreat and the feud here is not over. Team members, under Chief Eagle's leadership, struggle to separate these two combatants while we look backstage.

Shannon Skanes is seen leaving his office where he is headed off by Kathy Smith.

Shannon Skanes - Hi baby.

Kathy Smith - Trinity still in there?

Shannon Skanes - No, she left, why?

Kathy Smith - *scowls* I don't trust her.

Shannon Skanes - Never said I did either, sweetie.

Kathy Smith - Just be careful. You're pretty casual about leaving contracts around and that kind of thing. Put that stuff away. I think you need a secretary.

Shannon Skanes - Trinity offered to...

Kathy Smith - Someone else, Shannon. Find someone else.

Shannon Skanes - Hector Braun had some interesting revenue generating ideas.

Kathy Smith - There's another one you don't need in here. Keep him out unless you want to face another power play for your company. Everyone in the CWA has had enough of those.

Their conversation is interrupted as security drags Gaul by them and JXD soon follows with a chair in hand, attacking members of the security team trying to keep them apart. Chief Eagle rushes in as he tries to help, then turns to Shannon.

Chief Eagle - We need more security with these guys going off like this all the time. I don't have the manpower to deal with it.

Shannon lowers his head and walks off with his wife in tow as Eagle jumps back into the fray.

Chief Eagle - Thousand free chips at my casino to the first of you pricks to stop this crap.



"Where Eagles Dare" by The Misfits plays as The Moose comes out to a huge pop from the crowd. He stands on stage for a few moments and looks around the arena before he then makes his way down the ramp to ringside. He then pulls himself onto the ring apron and steps through the ropes into the ring. He paces inside the ring as his music stops and then we hear "B********" by Rammstein and Myst comes out with the title belt over her shoulder and she also gets a good pop from the crowd. She then makes her way down the ramp to ringside and then hands off her title belt to the timekeeper before she then steps up onto the ring apron before she steps through the ropes into the ring. The referee calls for the bell as they then lock up in the middle of the ring.

Ricky Simms - A match that could headline any pay per view we would have as Moose and Myst square off.

Henry Lesher - Well, I agree that these two can wrestle. I can't say I care which one wins, though.

Moose backs Myst into the corner buckle and the referee asks for the break. Moose then knees Myst in the gut before she then eye gouges Moose. Myst then rakes Moose's eye along the top rope before she then gives him an inverted neckbreaker and then she goes for the quick pin. 1...2... kick out by Moose. Myst then stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and goes for a clothesline only to take a shoulder block to the mat from Moose instead. Moose then lands an elbow smash to the chest on Myst before he goes for the early pin as well. 1...2... kick out by Myst.

Ricky Simms - Both wrestlers going for early pins. Are they after fluke pins or do they not respect each other?

Henry Lesher - And you have the nerve to call me paranoid?

Moose stands Myst up, whips her into the corner buckle and then gives her a series of kicks to the gut before he then snap mares her to the middle of the ring and applies an arm bar on the champ. Myst refuses to submit when asked by the referee and reaches out for the ropes. Moose releases the arm bar before she can reach the ropes, whips her off the ropes and misses a clothesline as she ducks that and then gives him a drop toe hold to the mat where she goes for the Mystifier. Moose scrambles out of the ring before she can apply it and he shakes his head while wagging a finger at her.

Ricky Simms - Moose knew what she was up to and got out of there before it could be applied.

Henry Lesher - I never said Moose wasn't smart. Okay, maybe when he was feuding with Leech, but Leech was awesome.

Moose paces on the floor while the referee counts. Myst steps back and Moose then pulls himself onto the ring apron. Moose steps back into the ring and Myst goes for a spinning heel kick which Moose ducks. Moose then lands a series of forearm smashes to the side of the head on Myst and backs her across the ring and then into the ropes. Moose then gives her an Irish whip before giving her a knee lift to the gut which sends her flying through the air. Moose then picks Myst up and slams her to the mat. He then gives her a leg drop to the throat before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Myst. Moose then stands Myst up and whips her through the ropes and out to the floor. He then goes to the corner buckle and climbs to the top. Myst gets to her feet as Moose leaps off the top rope. His flying cross body is countered as she ducks it and then uses his momentum against him with a headlock into a devastating DDT to the floor.

Ricky Simms - She caught him and turned that into disaster for Moose.

Henry Lesher - Hey, she has the belt for a real reason this time and not just for who she is married to.

Myst stands Moose up, rolls him into the ring and then she goes for the pin once she has rolled herself in as well. 1...2... Moose gets a foot on the bottom rope. Myst then stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a dropkick to the mat. She then rolls him over and places him in the Mystifier. The referee is about to ask Moose if he submits when Moose grabs the bottom rope with his free arm to force the break. Myst slaps the mat and chastises herself for trying that move so close to the ropes. She then stands Moose up only to take a jawbreaker from Moose. Moose then pulls the feet out from under Myst and then places her in a sleeper hold. The referee checks for a submission, but Myst manages to snag the bottom rope with her foot to get the immediate break before she heads out to the floor.

Ricky Simms - Now she needs a breather.

Henry Lesher - See, this is why the CWA is starting to win me over. It only took almost eight years, of course.

Myst paces on the floor and then pulls herself onto the ring apron. Moose moves in and trades punches with her there. Myst answers by placing Moose's throat over the tope rope and then she drops off the apron, which slingshots Moose's throat on the top rope and sends him falling backwards to the mat in the ring. Myst slips back into the ring, turns Moose over and again goes for the Mystifier. Before she has it locked in, Moose rolls himself over and breaks free of her hold. He gets to his feet while gasping for air and then turns and gives Myst a knee to the gut followed by a swinging neckbreaker to the mat where he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Myst. Moose says a few things to the referee about the speed of her count. Casey Braun responds with a shrug. Moose then stands Myst up, whips her into the corner buckle and goes for a running shoulder tackle only to find no one home as Myst side steps that and sends him shoulder first into the corner buckle instead. Myst then knees Moose in the gut. She pulls him out of the corner and then takes a series of punches to the kidney from Moose who then gives her a bulldog to the mat before he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Myst who again scrambles out of the ring to the floor.

Ricky Simms - I think Myst was going for the big finish there and Moose managed to stop her and almost pin her instead.

Henry Lesher - Well, she has to realize how dangerous Moose can be.

Myst turns her back to the camera and appears to be up to something. Nearby fans cheer and some boo as she then rolls herself into the ring. Moose stands Myst up and she then hits him in the throat with something that she tosses from the ring. The referee doesn't see it and Myst follows that up with the Myst-Adventure before she goes for the pin on Moose. 1...2...3! Myst wins the match and the fans boo the result.

Ricky Simms - Myst apparently saw she wasn't going to pin Moose in the fashion she wanted to or as fast as she wanted to, so she resorted to that attack there.

Henry Lesher - Hey, you do what you have to.

Myst rolls herself out of the ring and picks up the weapon off of the floor. We see that it was a set of brass knuckles. She looks at the downed Moose inside the ring and then slips back into the ring. She paces while the referee checks on Moose. She then shoves Casey aside and tries to help Moose up. Moose then shoves Myst away, once he sees that it's her. Myst almost drills him with the brass knuckles again, sees them on her hand and then abruptly drops, rolls out of the ring, grabs her belt and heads up the ramp.

Ricky Simms - Myst is fighting herself to close out tonight's show.

Henry Lesher - She won, so why is she fighting with herself?

Moose gets to his feet inside the ring and glares at the retreating Myst, saying there will be a rematch soon while we fade to black.