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March 8, 2009 from Edmonton, AB Myst is seen entering the building when she is headed off by a man in a suit. Myst - Excuse me? Man - Pardon me, I am here on behalf of Shannon Skanes. He wanted me to serve you with this. The man hands her a large stack of paper. Myst - What's this? Man - It's his detailed plan to buy back the CWA from you. Myst - He doesn't have the money for that. Man - Any further questions may be directed to him. I am simply the messenger, ma'am. Myst - Don't call me ma'am. He walks off without another word said and Myst
starts reading a mountain of information. We then hear "Opticon" by
Orgy as the show opens with images of JC Michaels, Eternity, Moose,
Rated R, Tommy Purr, Max Cameron, Myst, Hoshi Yakamoto, Malk and Sal
Clemenzo before we head to ringside where Henry Lesher and Ricky
Simms are ready to call tonight's action. "Mother" by Danzig plays as Night Dweller and Candy make their way onto the stage. The crowd greets them with a mixed reaction as they make their way down the ramp towards the ring. They pause at ringside and Night Dweller then makes his way up the ring steps onto the apron before he steps through the ropes into the ring. He then motions for the microphone which Kathy Smith tosses to him. Night Dweller - The albino idiots don't get it. The chair wielding one legged over the hill doesn't get it. I am the right man to wrestle in Scavenger's place. This week, I expose his ignorance to the world. The two little Gillbergs will get beaten tonight and I won't lift a finger. My partner will do it herself. Once that is complete, Scav, once your little sister has beaten down both of the Shmelky Brothers, you'll see just how horrible they are. He tosses the microphone back to Kathy and then we hear "Tiny Rubberband" by Butthole Surfers and the Shmelky Brothers are led onto the stage by Zack McCracken and Felicity. The crowd cheers them as they make their way down the ramp towards the ring. Shengee trips over a ringside mat and does a face plant as they reach the floor. Felicity helps him up and then he acts nonchalant about this as he makes his way up the ring steps onto the apron, Ingee crawling under the bottom rope into the ring where Candy awaits them. Ricky Simms - This is odd, to say the least. Henry Lesher - This proves how much the CWA sucks. Ricky Simms - Why are you wearing a BLPW T-shirt? Henry Lesher - Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, so shall BLPW be born again. Ricky Simms - Oh, God, it's going to be a long night... Referee Casey Braun calls for the bell as Ingee opts to start the match while Shengee paces on the apron. Candy locks up with Ingee and ten shoves him to the mat. Ingee protests to the referee that she shoved him too hard and Shengee falls off the apron to the floor. Ingee gets to his feet and then cowers in the ropes as Candy kicks him in the ribs. Candy then whips Ingee off the ropes and clotheslines him to the mat. Candy then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Ingee. Candy then stands Ingee up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him an arm drag to the middle of the ring where she applies a sleeper hold while Night Dweller applauds from the apron. Ricky Simms - I can't remember the last time the Shmelky Brothers got offence in a match. Henry Lesher - And yet they offend me on every level. Ingee fights to get to his feet and Shengee charges into the ring. The referee catches Shengee and actually picks him up over her shoulder as she carries him back to his corner. Zack McCracken rolls into the ring behind Candy with a show in hand. He strikes the back of Candy's head with his loafer and rolls back out of the ring where Night Dweller greets him with a big boot to the head while Ingee is on top of Candy for the pin. 1...2...3! The Shmelky Brothers get the win! Ricky Simms - Well, you don't see that every day. Henry Lesher - Well, this is all wrong. Night Dweller rolls himself into the ring and then he gets to his feet before he gives Ingee a leg drop across the throat. He then catches a charging Shengee and gives him a sit down power bomb to the mat. He then rolls himself out to the floor where he grabs the microphone from Kathy Smith. Night Dweller - Scav, you see those idiots inside the ring there? That's who you want wrestling for you? "My Girlfriend's Girlfriend" by Type O Negative plays as Scavenger makes his way onto the stage, the crowd cheering him. He has crutches keeping him steady as he speaks into a microphone he brought with him. Scavenger - Night Dweller, you will never get to wrestle in my place. Next week, when the Shmelky Brothers get their next test, you'll have to watch as they succeed. You're nothing to me. You're a failure. I don't care who you think you are or what you think you can do. Night Dweller - It's funny to hear that from a man who hasn't been healthy for months and has to retire, but hey, it's your funeral. I am just the one setting your casket on fire and dancing on your grave. Scavenger - We'll see about that. Wyatt Gibson - Your match is next. Rated R - Pardon me? I am the main event. Wyatt Gibson - But JC wants you and Tommy out there next. Rated R - You can tell JC I have no respect for the man after the sentiments he had towards the company I have worked for going on five years now. Wyatt Gibson - But you're always trying to destroy the company. Rated R - Hey, it's one thing for me to do it and another thing for someone else to do it. If JC wants me inside that ring before the main event, he had better have the balls to tell me himself. Wyatt Gibson - He won't like that answer. Rated R - Tell him that if he doesn't like it, I don't care. That ought to please his holiness. Wyatt Gibson - You know, you already have a lot of enemies in this company. Rated R - No, I don't. I buried one and almost killed the other. Try to keep up Wyatt. You're slow tonight, even by your standards. Wyatt Gibson turns and shakes his head as he
leaves the room, mumbling something about JC beating the hell out of
him for this. "Lay Down" by Priestess plays as Leather makes her way onto the stage where the crowd gives her a mixed reaction. She is wearing blue jeans and a simple black T-shirt with the Anarchy logo scrawled in red across the front of it. She quickly marches her way down the ramp and then slides into the ring under the bottom rope before she jumps to her feet. Her music then fades and we hear "Run to the Hills" by Iron Maiden and Venom comes charging out onto the stage. The crowd cheers him as he makes his way down the ramp to ringside and then he jumps onto the ring apron before slipping through the ropes into the ring. He then tests the ropes while his music fades and then we hear "The Movie" by Aerosmith and Hoshi Yakamoto makes her way onto the stage where the crowd gives her a solid ovation. Ricky Simms - Hoshi is always a big hit with the fans. Henry Lesher - There's no place for women inside the ring. BLPW understood that. Hoshi makes her way down the aisle to ringside and then she pulls herself onto the apron before she steps through the ropes into the ring. Referee Mary Sanderson then calls for the bell. Hoshi and Leather both attack Venom with a series of knife edge chops to the chest on the masked man. Hoshi then whips Venom into the corner buckle and then gives him a dropkick in the corner. Leather then lands a dropkick in the corner on Venom as well. Leather then gives Venom a monkey flip to the mat and Hoshi lands a lionsault onto Venom before going for the pin. 1...2... Leather gives Hoshi a knee to the forehead which breaks up the count. Leather then whips Hoshi through the ropes and out to the floor. Leather then rolls herself out to the floor after Hoshi and then stands her up and takes a shoulder block from Hoshi which drives her into the ring apron. Hoshi then gives Leather a snap suplex on the floor while Venom gets to his feet inside the ring. Leather and Hoshi get up and takes a baseball slide to their chests from Venom. He then rolls Hoshi into the ring before rolling himself in and he quickly applies a full Nelson on Hoshi. Ricky Simms - Venom makes his first CWA appearance here against two divas. Henry Lesher - That's Max Cameron. The coward is hiding from Rated R now, but he isn't fooling anyone. Leather rolls herself into the ring behind Venom while Hoshi refuses to submit to the hold Venom has on her. Leather then applies a sleeper on Venom and he releases Hoshi and then he backs Leather into the corner buckle where the referee asks for a clean break. Leather releases Venom who then turns and lands a series of knee lifts on Leather before he gives her a snap mare to the middle of the ring and then he gives her a knee to the back before he applies a full Nelson on her. Hoshi gets to her feet slowly and then she gives venom a superkick to the mask before she clotheslines him to the mat and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Venom. Ricky Simms - Hoshi almost got the win there. Henry Lesher - Yeah, that's Max all right. He can't even beat Hoshi. Hoshi stands Venom up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a series of kicks to the gut before she headlocks him and then gives him a bulldog to the mat. Hoshi then goes for the pin. 1...2... another kick out by Venom. Hoshi then stands Venom up and takes a vicious kick to the jaw from Leather who then gives Venom a dropkick out of the ring to the floor. Leather then whips Hoshi to the opposite corner and then she charges right into a spear from Hoshi who then does a back bridge on top of Leather to hold her down for the pin. 1...2...3! Hoshi gets the win over Leather and Venom this week. Ricky Simms - Impressive win for Hoshi this week. Henry Lesher - Max loses to girls, too. I told you that was Max. BLPW wouldn't stand for this. Ricky Simms - Just stop. Hoshi makes her way up the ramp with her arms
raised in victory while Venom stands on the floor with his head
lowered and the crowd cheers the winner on. Rated R - Knocking would be nice. JC Michaels - You're not dressed for your match. Rated R - Not planning on wrestling in a suit, no. I'm the main event, so I have time. JC Michaels - Hey, you might have walked over the other people running this company. You're not running over me. Rated R - You don't run anything. You're a guest GM and I have seen a ton of them. JC Michaels - You get to that ring for the next match or there will be consequences. Rated R - You need new material, JC. JC Michaels - You're a jerk off. Rated R - Maybe, but it's better than being a weak man hiding behind stronger men. Tell Gary Barber I admire him for holding you up for so long. JC Michaels then storms out while Rated R is
left shaking his head. "Engine No. 9" by The Deftones plays as Hammer comes out onto the stage. He receives a loud ovation from the fans as he makes his way down the ramp to the ring. He then makes his way around the ring before he pulls himself onto the apron and then he steps through the ropes into the ring. His music fades and then we hear "Hollow Man" by The Hollow Men and Gary Barber makes his way onto the stage where he hears loud boos from the crowd. He pays them no mind as he makes his way down the ramp to the ring. He then pulls himself onto the apron where he has words with Hammer. Hammer then gives Gary Barber a vicious right hook which sends him back to the floor. Hammer then dives through the ropes onto Barber and the two start brawling while referee Mark Davis exits the ring and tries to get the match officially started. Ricky Simms - Hammer just doesn't like these guys. Henry Lesher - That's a bad move on his part. When the BLPW rises from the ashes and is anew, he will wish he was nicer to these people. Hammer stands up and kicks Gary in the ribs, then runs him head first into the steel guard railing. Hammer then stands Barber up and rolls him into the ring before doing the same himself which allows the referee to call for the bell. Hammer then chokes Gary Barber with both hands while the referee threatens to disqualify him for it. Hammer releases the choke, stands Barber up and whips him off the ropes and then gives him a dropkick to the mat. Hammer goes to the corner and makes his way to the top rope and then goes for a flying elbow smash, but Barber rolls out of the way and Hammer hits the mat instead. Barber then quickly gets to his feet and applies an abdominal stretch on Hammer. The referee checks for a submission, but Hammer refuses. Ricky Simms - A standard part of Barber's arsenal is wearing his opponent down. Henry Lesher - Well, that's why he is a smart wrestler and everyone else sucks. Hammer starts showing signs of powering out of the hold, so Gary releases him and then gives him an inverted DDT to the mat and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Hammer. Gary Barber then stands Hammer up, whips him into the corner buckle and then goes for a shoulder block only to take a kick to the face from Hammer instead. Hammer then climbs to the second rope and then leaps off, delivering a double axe handle smash to the back on Barber. Hammer then gives Gary Barber a tilt a whirl backbreaker and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Barber. Hammer then stands Barber up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a backdrop to the mat. Hammer then lands a leg drop across the throat on Barber and again goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Gary Barber. Ricky Simms - Barber is resilient and Hammer is showing what he can do in the ring tonight. Henry Lesher - Well, there is no doubting Hammer's toughness, but he's no Gary Barber. Hammer stands Barber up, whips him into the corner buckle and goes for a clothesline, but both men clothesline each other to the mat. Referee Mark Davis then starts counting them both down while the fans start a chant for Hammer. On the four count, Hammer gets to his hands and knees. Barber then tries rolling him into a school boy for the quick pin. 1...2... kick out by Hammer and then Barber rolls himself out to the floor. Hammer follows him out and the two start brawling there. Hammer slams Barber's head into the railing and then Barber gives Hammer a knee to the gut. Hammer then slams Barber's face into the steel ring steps and then he gives Barber a bulldog to the floor before he rolls him back into the ring and then does the same himself where he goes for the pin. 1...2... Barber gets a foot on the bottom rope in time. Ricky Simms - I really thought Hammer had him there. Henry Lesher - You're clueless. Everyone here is clueless. Hammer stands Gary Barber up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a shoulder block down to the mat. Hammer then picks Barber up and gives him a power slam to the mat. Hammer then goes to the ropes and makes his way to the second rope as he has already done once in this match. He then launches himself off the top and gives Barber a scissor kick to the back of the head which sends him down to the mat. Hammer then rolls him over for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Gary Barber. Hammer then stands him up, whips him off the ropes and Barber ducks a clothesline before he slides out of the ring and to the floor. Hammer turns and dives through the ropes onto Gary Barber. They start brawling on the floor, choking one another while the referee pleas with them to return to the ring. He then starts counting both men out while another chant for Hammer starts. Ricky Simms - This match is a real heated one. Henry Lesher - See what happens when you get to the real wrestlers? Hammer stands Gary Barber up and then gives him a clothesline over the railing into the crowd. Hammer then climbs onto the railing and quickly launches himself off of it and onto Gary in the middle of a group of fans and security team members. Hammer then stands Gary up and takes an eue gouge from Gary Barber as the referee reaches a ten count. Gary grabs a steel chair from a fan and slams it across the back of Hammer while security now tries to break this up. Ricky Simms - My God, these men have both snapped. It's a double count out, but they just want to hurt one another tonight. Henry Lesher - Then let them. This is great TV. Security is seen pulling the two men off of
each other as we head backstage. Venom - I am not in the mood. Wyatt Gibson - Your contract is... well, I can't seem to find one for anyone named Venom. Max, take off the mask. Venom - I'm not Max. Wyatt Gibson - You're certainly not the Midnight Rider. I mean, not that I can find one for him either. Venom - I'm not the Rider. Just leave me be. Wyatt Gibson - Look, right now is kind of a good time for the roster with the EVC in charge. They just look at themselves in the mirror a lot and worry about their own selfish gains. Myst is back in control at Outrage and she won't want someone inside the ring under an unknown identity. Venom - Oh, don't worry about me. Wyatt Gibson - Are you speaking with a voice synthesizer? Kane? Venom - I'm a little short to be Kane and that's none of your business. Wyatt Gibson - You sound like the killer in Scream. Look, drop the act. Venom - I'll drop it when I am ready. Wyatt Gibson - You're not ready? Venom - No, I'm not. Look, I am already choked that I lost tonight. Leave me be. Wyatt does as he's told and leaves the masked
men to his tasks without having found out who might be under the
mask. We have to doubt the killer from any of the Scream movies is
here, much less David Arquette himself. "Stem" by Crossbreed plays as Shadow leads Greyson Blaze onto the stage. Shadow then orders Greyson to lead him down the ramp to ringside. Greyson keeps his head down along the way, the shame written on his face. He shakes his head as he makes his way up the ring steps and then enters the ring while Shadow takes his place in their corner. Their music fades and then we hear "Me Against The World" by Simple Plan and Eli Ryder makes his way onto the stage. Eli gets a loud ovation from the crowd as he makes his way down the ramp to the ring and then looks into the ring at Greyson Blaze. He has a few words for him and points to Shadow. Ricky Simms - I think Eli sees that Greyson can be a great man on his own and wants him to stand up to his father. Henry Lesher - Hey, Greyson is the fool who wound up being owned by the EVC. That's his destiny. He walked right into it and youthful impudence made him the servant he is. Eli pulls himself onto the apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring which allows referee Rob Rai to call for the bell and start the match officially. Eli then locks up with Greyson while Shadow calls out to Eli in a mocking manner from the apron. Greyson is backed into the ropes by Eli and the referee asks for a clean break. Eli takes a step back and then takes a series of knife edge chops from Greyson which back him up to the middle of the ring. Greyson then sets for and delivers a vertical suplex on Eli before he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Eli. Ricky Simms - Solid start to the match by Greyson here. Henry Lesher - Well, this is because of the EVC influence on the kid. He has a belt, you know. He has a lot to thank them for. Ricky Simms - He had the Aerial belt before he became EVC property! Henry Lesher - Whatever. Greyson stands Eli up, whips him into the corner and then runs in for a shoulder block. Eli leap frogs Greyson and then gives him a backslide into a pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Greyson. Eli then quickly gets to his feet and then he stands Greyson up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a dropkick back down to the mat while Shadow barks at Eli. Eli goes over to Shadow and has words with him while Greyson slowly gets to his feet. Greyson then charges at Eli, but Eli side steps it and then almost gives Shadow a shoulder block off of the apron. Greyson starts to explain himself to Shadow only to be rolled into a school boy pin attempt by Eli. 1...2... kick out by Greyson who then tags in Shadow. Shadow storms into the ring and gives Eli a series of forearm upper cuts to the jaw. He then gives Eli a facebuster to the mat and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Eli. Ricky Simms - This will be a tough match for Eli with the handicap showing up here. Henry Lesher - It will also be tough because he's not very good inside the ring. Shadow stands Eli up and whips him into his corner where he lands a series of shoulder blocks before he tags Greyson back into the ring. Greyson steps through the ropes into the ring reluctantly, arguing he just tagged out. Greyson shakes his head as he pulls Eli to the middle of the ring and then goes for a swinging neckbreaker. Eli blocks it and then gives Greyson the swinging neckbreaker to the mat instead and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Greyson Blaze. Eli then stands Greyson up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a clothesline to the mat and then he jumps to the corner buckle and then lands a flying knee drop to the forehead on Blaze before going for the pin. 1...2... Shadow breaks up the pin with a kick to the head on Eli. Ricky Simms - Eli had the match won there. Henry Lesher - No he didn't, or it would have been a three count. Greyson and Eli both slowly get to their feet, Eli shooting a glare at Shadow. Eli and Greyson then start trading punches. Greyson eye gouges Eli and then whips him into the corner buckle where he goes for a shoulder block only to find no one home as Eli side steps it. Eli tries to roll Greyson into a school boy, but Greyson rolls through it and then gives Eli a dropkick to the head before he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Eli. Greyson then stands Eli up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a backdrop from there only to have Eli land on his feet before giving Greyson a dropkick to the back. Eli then stands Greyson up, whips him off the ropes and Greyson ducks a clothesline only to take a knee to the back from Eli who then gives Greyson a bulldog to the mat. Eli then rolls him over for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Greyson. Ricky Simms - I thought that was it. Henry Lesher - You're as much of an idiot as these CWA fans. Eli then stands Greyson up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a dropkick to the mat. Eli stands Greyson up again, then whips him over the top rope and out to the floor. Greyson lands awkwardly on the floor and the referee immediately checks on what might be a knee injury to Greyson. Shadow pulls something from his trunks, steps into the ring behind Eli and then turns him around before laying him out with brass knuckles. The crowd boos as Shadows then exits the ring and Greyson slides into the ring and goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Greyson and Shadow get the win tonight over Eli Ryder thanks to brass knuckles. Ricky Simms - Didn't Greyson see that? Henry Lesher - A win is a win, Rick. Ricky Simms - Why did the referee count that? Did he think Eli knocked himself out? Henry Lesher - He didn't see what Shadow did. He can't do anything but count the pin. Stop your whining. Greyson's head is hung low again as he leaves
the ring and makes his way up the ramp. Shadow looks to the ring at
Eli and laughs, allowing himself a moment that his son doesn't take.
Shadow then makes his way up the ramp while Greyson is already
backstage. JC Michaels - Why do you have a job in this company? You can't even get a wrestler out there for his match. Rated R is in the next match. Get him out there. Wyatt Gibson - Last I saw, he was getting ready, but he insists he is the main event. JC Michaels - He is not the main event. My title match is the main event. I am going to become the CWA champion tonight and that will be the big moment on this show. Rated R needs to learn his place. Wyatt Gibson - I would insist, but he is known for trying to kill employers, so I shudder to think of what he would do to me. JC Michaels - He is not the main event. Tony Parizi appears in the doorway behind Wyatt with a contract in hand. Tony Parizi - Actually, he is in the main event tonight. This contract between him and Tommy clearly shows that he is in the main event tonight. You can't go against this contract, JC. JC Michaels - And if I do? Tony Parizi - You leave this company in a compromising position. Ryan has already shown he will imprison people to get his way and run them down with his car if he has to. Lawsuits are nothing to this guy and since a lot of my money is tied up in this place, I am not going to let you power trip your way over this one. JC Michaels - I run this show, pal. Tony Parizi - Wrong, my friend, you run this
show tonight. Barber runs the show next week. From there, all bets
are off. Anything you miserable bastards do this month will haunt
you in the months to come. Stop being short-sighted and see the big
picture. Rated R against Tommy Purr is the main event. That's the
end of that. "Halls of Fear" by Nino Rota plays as Sal Clemenzo makes his way onto the stage where the crowd gives him and Cassandra O'Shea a loud ovation. Cassandra is carrying the briefcase they have had in their possession since Battle of the Warriors. The two of them make their way down the ramp to ringside and Cassandra takes her place at ringside before Sal rolls himself under the bottom rope into the ring. Sal then quickly gets to his feet. His music fades and we hear "Voices" by Rev Theory as Malk also comes out to a decent pop from the crowd. Malk stands on stage for a few moments and then makes his way down the ramp, telling the camera that tonight he becomes a champion. He stops at ringside and has a warning for Cassandra O'Shea before he steps up onto the apron. He then steps through the ropes into the ring and Sal starts exchanging punches with Malk while referee Francis Clarke calls for the bell and the match has officially started. Ricky Simms - The winner of this match is the CWA Old School champ. Henry Lesher - No one cares. Seriously, maybe if it was a BLPW Rules the World title or something. Malk and Sal brawl into the ropes and then Malk rakes the eyes of Sal along the top rope before giving him a side Russian leg sweep to the mat. Malk then stands Sal up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a backdrop to the mat before he gives sal an elbow drop across the throat and then he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Sal. Malk then stands Sal up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a fisherman's suplex from there and then goes for the pin. 1...2... again a kick out by Sal. Malk shakes his head as he stands Sal up, then whips him off the ropes and gives him a knee to the gut which doubles him over before Malk gives him a power bomb to the mat and again Malk goes for the pin. 1...2... Sal rolls a shoulder out. Ricky Simms - Malk is dominant so far in this one. Henry Lesher - Malk is going to get pistol whips for every move he gets in on Sal here. Ricky Simms - Sal has broken free of that part of his past. Henry Lesher - I hear every time you get out, they keep pulling you back in. Malk stands Sal up only to take a jawbreaker from Sal. Sal then pulls Malk to the middle of the ring and goes for a figure four, but as he turns the leg, Malk kicks him into the corner. Malk then gets to his feet only to take a roundhouse kick to the head from Sal which sends him to the mat. Sal then lands a springboard moonsault onto Malk and hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Malk. Sal stands Malk up, whips him into the corner buckle and then lands a series of kicks to the chest on Malk. Sal then gives Malk a gutwrench suplex to the middle of the ring and then he applies a Boston Crab on Malk. The referee asks whether or not Malk submits, but he refuses. Ricky Simms - Sal trying to wear Malk down here. Henry Lesher - Sal wins because Malk sucks. Just get it over with already. Malk continues to refuse to submit as he pulls himself up to his elbows and then he pulls himself towards the ropes. He lunges and grabs the bottom rope to force the break. Sal releases the hold and Malk slips out of the ring to the floor for a break. Sal drops and rolls himself out to the floor after Malk. He then tries to slam Malk's head into the ring steps only to have Malk block it, elbow Sal in the gut and then he slams Sal's head into the ring steps instead. Malk then gives Sal a German suplex to the floor before he stands him up and rolls him into the ring, then does the same himself. Malk then stands sal up, rams his head into the corner buckle and then gives him a slingshot suplex to the middle of the ring where he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Sal. Ricky Simms - Both men are showing they won't be defeated easily tonight. Henry Lesher - But, like almost every night, Malk will be defeated. Malk stands Sal up, whips him off the ropes and clotheslines him to the mat. Malk then picks Sal up over his shoulder and runs him face first into the corner buckle. Malk then gives Sal a power slam to the mat and again goes for the pin. 1...2... Sal rolls a shoulder out. Malk then stands Sal up, whips him into the corner buckle and then climbs to the second rope and rains down punches to the face of Sal while the fans count them off. They reach a count of ten before Malk jumps down. Sal then thumbs Malk in the eye before giving him a headbutt and then takes him down before placing him in a sharpshooter. Malk is within reach of the ropes and grabs them quickly to force the break. Sal then slaps Malk across the face. Ricky Simms - This is getting personal. Henry Lesher - Last guy who made it personal with Sal was last seen six feet under third base at Wrigley Field. Sal stands Malk up and takes a thumb to the eye from Malk. Malk then headbutts Sal before giving him an inverted atomic drop and then he applies a sharpshooter on Sal. Sal reaches for the ropes and finds that they are out of reach. He then slowly pulls himself up from the mat while refusing to submit when asked by the referee. Sal pulls himself up from the mat and then starts reaching back. Malk feels that he is losing his grip and he lets go of Sal, quickly turning and kicks him in the back of the head before he places him in a headlock and then gives him a bulldog to the mat before rolling him over for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Sal. Malk then stands Sal up, sets for a vertical suplex and Sal blocks it before giving Malk a cradle suplex to the mat into a pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Malk. Ricky Simms - He executed a Perfect Plex there. Henry Lesher - Malk would be wise just to stay down or he will be executed. Sal stands Malk up and then knees him in the gut before giving him a tilt a whirl slam to the mat. Sal then goes to the ropes and makes his way to the top. Malk gets to his feet and Sal leaps off the top. Malk catches Sal in mid-air and spins him to the mat with a power slam into a pin. 1...2... Sal reverses the pin and holds the ropes out of sight of the referee. 1...2...3! Sal wins the match and is the first CWA Old School Champ! Ricky Simms - Shortcut is taken there by Sal and the referee flat out missed it. Henry Lesher - Malk fails again! Ricky Simms - Malk will be a champion in this company. He has too much talent not to. Henry Lesher - I thought they dissolved the Diva Title. Sal rolls himself out to the floor and grabs the new Old School title belt off the timekeeper's table. He then starts to make his way up the ramp towards the back and arrives on stage to come face to face with Moose who has the World title belt over his shoulder. Ricky Simms - A preview of things to come here, champion versus champion? Henry Lesher - Hey, I would pay to watch that one. Keep in mind both of these guys have experience in BLPW and that makes them elite. Ricky Simms - Oh for the love of... JC Michaels - Wow, so the CWA has its own Job Squad. 6Pac Dudley - We saw your promos this week. JC Michaels - Good for you. I have a title to win. Gerard Angelo - We have had our difference with one another, but we believe in the vision of the CWA. JC Michaels - Good, keep drinking the Kool-Aid. Jack Spade - Your perch is precarious JC. You ego will be the cause of your downfall. JC Michaels - How's Divine Intervention doing anyway? Jack Spade - It's easy to be smug when you hold all the cards. We'll see how smug you are come Outrage and beyond. The CWA isn't a cakewalk. JC Michaels - No, it's a collection of people not worthy of my time. I come here for a paycheck and to prove that we were always right. The CWA is the home of the unwanted and talentless. Gerard Angelo - I would turn your lights out if... JC Michaels - No, you wouldn't. Everyone knows we are too good to fall to the likes of any of you. Why don't you three play paper, rock, scissors on who gets to sleep with Bombshell next. JC then turns away from them and into a slap across the face from Bombshell. Bombshell - Show some respect, dick. JC then motions to security and they rush in to drag her away and they hold 6Pac, Gerard and Jack back. 6Pac Dudley - Big man there, boss. JC Michaels - Piss off. I have a title to win. "The Imperial March" by Metallica plays as Eternity makes his way onto the stage for his second title shot in as many weeks. He receives a loud chorus of boos the same as he did last week for his first title shot. He again pays the crowd no mind as he makes his way down the ramp towards the ring. He then pulls himself onto the apron before stepping through the ropes into the ring. He leans against the ropes in the corner buckle as "Suicide Messiah" by Black Label Society plays and JC Michaels comes out to even louder boos from the crowd. He stands on stage and shakes his head as they start a "CWA CWA CWA" chant. He then slowly makes his way down the ramp towards the ring and then gets into it with a fan at ringside. Ricky Simms - JC is making a lot of friends here tonight. Henry Lesher - Hey, this isn't a place to make friends. It's a wrestling ring. JC has security remove the fan from ringside and tells them he's been kicked out, then grabs a Moose sign that the fan had been carrying and tears it up while the fan is dragged out. JC then pulls himself onto the apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring where he shakes hands with Eternity and then they discuss some strategy while JC's music fades and then we hear "Where Eagles Dare" by The Misfits and The Moose comes out to a loud ovation from the crowd. He has the CWA title over his shoulder as he makes his way down the ramp towards the ring. He then hands the title off to the timekeeper and then shakes his head before he steps up onto the apron. He then steps through the ropes into the ring and stands in the corner while Eternity and JC nod their heads. Ricky Simms - Let the set up begin. JC slants the title match in his favor. Henry Lesher - Hey, Moose showed up. He could have told them to screw off and just lost by forfeit which would have meant he gets to keep the title. Ricky Simms - Moose isn't that kind of champion. Henry Lesher - In a few minutes here, Moose won't be any kind of champion. "My Way" by Limp Bizkit starts to play and the crowd cheers as Noah Skanes makes his way onto the stage wearing a referee's shirt. He then makes his way down the ramp quickly and slips under the bottom rope into the ring where he calls for the bell. JC and Eternity both then have words with Noah Skanes and Noah ignores them. Moose takes advantage of the distraction by throwing Eternity over the top rope to the floor and then he starts landing punches and kicks on JC Michaels. Moose then gives JC a hip toss to the mat and then gives him a kick to the back while Eternity climbs onto the apron. Moose then gives Eternity a right to the jaw which sends him back to the floor. Moose then ducks a wild right from JC and then whips him over the top rope and out to the floor as well which draws loud cheers from the crowd who are chanting his name. Ricky Simms - Moose with the early advantage in this one. Henry Lesher - How can Noah be the referee in a match like this? Clearly, he would be against the EVC after the way they have talked about this company. This is unfair to the superior athletes in this match up. JC and Eternity talk for a moment and then Eternity heads around to the opposite side of the ring. They both then jumps onto the apron and Moose clotheslines JC off the apron while Eternity charges into the ring. Eternity gives Moose a series of rights and lefts to the side of the head, then places him in a headlock and gives him a bulldog to the mat. Eternity then rolls Moose over for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Moose. Eternity then stands Moose up while JC slips into the ring. JC has a few words with Eternity regarding his attempt to win the match on his own. Ricky Simms - I don't know what happens to the EVC if Eternity wins this match. JC has his mind set on winning it. Henry Lesher - Well, they all should, Rick. JC and Eternity stands Moose up and whip him off the ropes and then gives him a double dropkick to the mat. JC then goes to one corner and makes his way to the second rope while Eternity climbs to the opposite corner's second rope as well. The both leap off and land double axe handle smashes across the back of the champion and then JC goes for the pin. 1...2... Eternity pulls JC off of Moose. The two of them start to argue over the agreement for this match tonight. Ricky Simms - This could unravel here. Henry Lesher - There is no way they blow this chance to get the belt into EVC hands tonight. Eternity and JC stands Moose up. They whip him into the corner buckle. JC then whips Eternity into the corner, Eternity delivering a vicious shoulder block on the champ and then picking him up in a bear hug that he keeps while JC climbs to the top rope in the corner. JC then gives Moose the Doomsday Device to the mat and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Moose and JC starts to argue the speed of the count with the referee. Eternity, meanwhile, stands Moose up and whips him through the ropes and out to the floor. Eternity then drops and rolls himself out to the floor where he grabs Moose in a headlock and goes for a bulldog to the floor. Moose instead shoves Eternity into the steel corner post shoulder first and then slams his head into the ring apron before he rolls him back into the ring, then does the same himself. Moose then takes a kick to the head from JC Michaels who then rolls Moose up for a pin. 1...2... kick out by Moose. JC then stands Moose up and then gives him a brainbuster to the mat before he again goes for the pin. 1...2... Moose rolls a shoulder out. Ricky Simms - JC was that close to being the champ. Henry Lesher - He is worthy of being champ. Everyone knows that. JC shakes his head and has words with the referee about the speed of the count. JC then pulls Moose to his feet and then whips him off the ropes before giving him a clothesline to the mat. Eternity is now to his feet and he picks Moose up and gives him a shoulderbreaker before he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Moose while JC seems ready to strike Eternity here. Eternity gets to his feet and turns to see JC there and they argue about who rightfully should get to pin Moose. Moose pulls himself out to the floor while they are distracted. JC then drops and rolls himself out to the floor after Moose. JC stands Moose up and takes a jawbreaker from Moose who then slams his head into the ring apron. Moose rolls himself into the ring where Eternity then starts punching and kicking away at him. Moose answers that with a knee to the gut on Eternity and then rakes his eyes along the top rope. Ricky Simms - Moose is showing the world why he is the champ. Henry Lesher - Yeah, but he'll be a former champ in moments here. Moose then gives Eternity a belly to belly overhead suplex to the mat. JC rolls himself into the ring and then he spears Moose to the mat. JC then stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and misses with a clothesline as Moose ducks it. Moose then gives JC a knee to the ribs before he gives him a double under hook suplex to the mat. He then ducks a clothesline from a now upright Eternity before picking him up and delivering the Moosedriver and then he goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Moose retains the title and quickly rolls himself out of the ring to retrieve his title belt from the timekeeper while the fans cheer. Ricky Simms - A Moosedriver from nowhere and Moose keeps the title! Henry Lesher - That's just proof that sometimes it's better to be lucky than good. Next week, Gary Barber shows why he is the man to become the CWA champ and why BLPW is vastly superior to anything this company has ever produced. All hail... Ricky Simms - Give it a rest, Doc. As Moose makes his way up the ramp towards the back, Gary Barber steps out onto the stage. Moose and Barber stand nose to nose while JC Michaels makes his way up the ramp behind Moose. As Michaels gets closer to Moose, we see Sal Clemenzo stepping out onto the stage as well. He heads off JC and they have words with one another. Ricky Simms - JC said Moose and Sal were protected by this company this week. I don't see anyone protecting them now. This could explode here. Henry Lesher - In what would be one of the most unusual tag teams in history. JC backs down and signals to Gary that these two aren't worth it. He tells Sal that this isn't over and he and Barber head to the back while Moose and Sal glare at one another. Sal points at the title belt and says he is going to make sure Moose defends it against him in two weeks. Ricky Simms - Outrage is two weeks away and Sal wants the title. Henry
Lesher - Why is he making sure he faces Moose? He must be scared of
the EVC. Scavenger - I have a great match booked for you guys next week. Ingee Shmelky - Yeah, I'm not sure about that... Scavenger - No, no, it's all signed. Shengee Shmelky - We gonna keep winning yo! Scavenger - That's the spirit. Since you two proved you're better than Anarchy, next week I found you two special opponents to continue your winning ways against. Shengee Shmelky - Who do we get to run over next week yo? Scavenger - Gerard Angelo and 6Pac Dudley. I ran into them backstage here and they seem a little pissed about something the EVC said or did or something. They said they needed something to hit and I volunteered you two! Ingee Shmelky - Is the room spinning for anyone else? Scavenger - I have faith in you two. How can you lose? Ingee Shmelky - They'll show up? Scavenger pats them on the back and chuckles as he walks off, then turns back for a moment. Scavenger - Oh and to make it interesting, I have a surprise partner for you two next week, a new friend of mine who should put the two of you over the top. Shengee Shmelky - That be dope yo!
Ingee Shmelky - We're doomed. There is no escaping it. "Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry plays as Tommy Purr makes his way onto the stage. He receives a loud ovation from the crowd as he makes his way down the ramp towards the ring. He then pulls himself onto the ring apron before he steps through the ropes into the ring. His music then fades as "I Hate Everything About You" by Three Days Grace begins and Rated R makes his way onto the stage where the crowd greets him with boos, some of the loudest we have heard so far tonight. The fact he is wearing a Calgary Flames jersey and carrying a Calgary Stampeders flag probably aren't helping either. He has a microphone in hand. Rated R - Hey, Edmonton, I got a joke for you. Why won't the NHL award a pro hockey team to Red Deer? I won't wait for your answer. It's because then Edmonton would want one, too. Ladies and gentlemen, this is your main event! He drops the microphone and makes his way down the ramp while a "You suck" chant starts in the crowd. He leaves the flag sitting at ringside and removes the jersey before carefully placing it on the timekeeper's table. He then pulls himself onto the ring apron and steps through the ropes into the ring where referee Mark Davis then calls for the bell to get the match started. Ricky Simms - For those wondering, Steve Blake hasn't called a match tonight as a result of injuries he suffered last week on Overdrive. He has a mild concussion and will be out of action until he is cleared by CWA doctors to be inside the ring again. Henry Lesher - Referees qualify as people now? Next you'll update the status of those security drones who get thrown around every week. Purr locks up with Rated R. Rated R backs Tommy into the corner where the referee asks for a clean break. Rated R backs off and then gives Tommy a series of forearm upper cuts. Rated R then snap mares Tommy to the middle of the ring and then places him in a sleeper hold while telling the referee that he is ending this match early. Tommy refuses to submit when asked by the referee and he reaches out for the ropes. Rated R struggles to hold onto Tommy. Tommy then gives Rated R a series of elbows to the ribs which weakens the hold and then gives him a snap mare to the mat before he then applies a sleeper on Rated R. Rated R scrambles to reach the ropes, does so to force the break and then he ducks out of the ring quickly while calling for a timeout. Ricky Simms - I think Ryan actually believes his own hype. Henry Lesher - Look at his resume. The man is a true legend. He has every right to demand being the main event every week. Rated R paces on the floor while Tommy rolls himself out of the ring after Ryan. Rated R then thumbs Tommy in the eye and then denies to the referee that he did it. Rated R then slams Tommy's head into the steel guard railing and then gives him a side russian leg sweep to the floor. Rated R then stands Tommy up, rolls him into the ring and then does the same himself before he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Tommy. Rated R then stands Tommy up, whips him off the ropes and Tommy ducks a clothesline before giving Rated R a reverse neckbreaker to the mat and then he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Rated R. Tommy then stands Rated R up, rakes his eyes along the top rope into the corner and then gives him a series of kicks to the ribs. Tommy then picks Rated R up and slams him to the mat. Tommy then goes to the ropes and makes his way to the top. We then see Daniel McCoy appear in the crowd and then he steps over the guard railing to ringside. Ricky Simms - What the hell is McCoy doing out here? Henry Lesher - Getting a front row seat, from the looks of things. Who could blame him with these two on display? Tommy leaps off the top rope, not seeing McCoy and Tommy lands a flying cross body on Rated R that takes him back down to the mat where he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Rated R. Tommy then stands Rated R up, whips him off the ropes and both men clothesline each other to the mat. The referee starts counting them both down as we see Daniel McCoy pacing at ringside. On the five count, Rated R gets to his hands and knees and then starts landing punches on Tommy. Tommy answers with a headbutt and then he tries rolling Rated R into a school boy for the pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Rated R. Tommy then stands Rated R up, whips him into the corner buckle and then charges in for a back elbow to the jaw on Rated R. He then spots Daniel McCoy at ringside and starts arguing with him. Ricky Simms - McCoy distracting Tommy here. Henry Lesher - Hey, McCoy didn't do anything. I can't back Tommy on this one. McCoy pulls himself onto the apron and Tommy takes a wild swing at him. Rated R then climbs the ropes in the corner, leaps off and drops right onto the back of Tommy's neck while his head is over the top rope. Tommy's neck slingshots off the top rope and he falls to the mat where Rated R then goes for the pin while hooking the tights. 1...2...3! Rated R gets the win thanks to a distraction from Daniel McCoy. He then rolls himself out of the ring and heads up the ramp towards the back, the Stampeders flag in his hand once again while he waves it to the booing crowd. Ricky Simms - McCoy cost Tommy the match there. Henry Lesher - No, Tommy cost himself the match. McCoy was just jumping onto the apron to test the strength of the ring. Tommy doesn't understand that McCoy is just looking out for his safety. This would never happen in BLPW, not even once. Ricky Simms - Give me a break. Tommy Purr gets to his feet and motions for the microphone while Daniel McCoy is seen disappearing into the crowd while the crowd boos him. Tommy Purr - That's right, McCoy, run! That's what you're good at. Tell you what. I'll see you inside this ring next week. To keep things fair, since this place is run by idiots right now, we'll call on a guest referee we know can call a fair match. Why not Greyson Blaze? I mean, he needs a break from all the garbage he's been getting lately, so why not? Tommy then drops and rolls himself out of the ring to the floor. He makes his way to the timekeeper's table and picks up a clipboard with a pen attached to it and a piece of paper on it. Tommy Purr - JC Michaels, I hold in my hands a contract for your TV title at Outrage. Before you step down as the GM here, why not come out here and sign this? "Suicide Messiah" by Black Label Society plays as JC Michaels comes out for the second time tonight. He doesn't look happy as he makes his way down the ramp and he has a microphone in his hand as well. He makes his way to the timekeeper's table and gets nose to nose with Tommy. JC Michaels - You know, Purr, I'm not in the mood. Why don't you take your attitude and your pretty boy ways out of here before I turn your lights out? Tommy Purr - Oh, you're going to want to sign this tonight. You're not leaving until you have looked this over. JC snatches the clipboard from Tommy and looks the contract over. Tommy Purr - You see, I am adding a stipulation that should make us the main event. We can trump the entire show and you can get another shot at the world title if you come out of this looking good. JC Michaels - That's not in this contract. Tommy Purr - Well, you seem to have tunnel vision right now. No, there is no promise of a world title shot to either of us in there. That said, there is a stipulation that our match take place in a match will make me the true superstar in this company once again, the match that helped make me a legend in the first place, a barbed wire match! JC Michaels - *smiles* Oh, this is rich. I have cost you titles, friends and anything you have held dear. Now I get to take those pretty boy looks away and destroy whatever you have left of your pride? You're on, asshole. JC proceeds to sign the contract and then drops it on the timekeeper's table before he stands nose to nose with Tommy once again. JC Michaels - You just made the biggest mistake of your life, Tommy. When I am done with you, you'll make Mick Foley look like Johnny Depp. Tommy Purr - Try it, JC. The two stand nose to nose as the show then fades to black. |
