June 7th, 2009

Paulie La Cerva is seen backstage with Missy, Paulie grinning from ear to ear.

Missy - Paulie, I understand you have a major announcement to make.

Paulie La Cerva - I certainly do. You see, next week we play what I like to call Parizi Roulette.

We pull back and see a roulette wheel hanging on the wall, match types in place of the numbers. Paulie then motions in Lydia and Cordelia Parizi.

Paulie La Cerva - You see, I want the people who work for this company to control their destinies. Next week, all bets are off. Next week, the talent will tell us who really deserves what around here. These lovely ladies will reveal what is on the line at the end of tonight's show. The summer is really starting to heat up.

Cordelia and Lydia wave to the camera as we then see the opening credits, "Opticon" by Orgy playing as we see images of Sal Clemenzo, Moose, Jack Spade, JC Michaels, Aran Dishon, Max Cameron, and Tommy Purr before we head to ringside where Henry Lesher and Ricky Simms are all set to call tonight's action.




"Walk With Me In Hell" by Lamb of God plays as Shane Denton makes his way onto the stage. He stands there for a moment and then makes his way down the ramp while he gets a mixed reaction from the crowd. Denton stops at ringside for a moment before he pulls himself onto the apron and then he steps through the ropes into the ring. His music then fades and we hear "Voices" by Rev Theory as new Old School champion Malk makes his way onto the stage where the crowd greets him with a loud chorus of cheers. He stands on the stage with the title belt raised above his head and then he runs down the ramp to ringside. He then hands the title belt off to the timekeeper and then he rolls himself under the bottom rope into the ring.

Ricky Simms - Malk in his first appearance as a title holder in the CWA.

Henry Lesher - This just proves that you don't need talent to hold a belt in this company.

The referee calls for the bell as Pyro and Malk lock up in a test of strength. Malk gains the early advantage and Pyro answers by kicking Malk in the chest and then gives him a headbutt before breaking the lock up and then he gives Malk a series of forearm smashes to the jaw. Malk then responds with a series of punches to the jaw on Pyro, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a backdrop to the mat. Malk then lands a leg drop to the throat on Pyro and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Pyro. Malk then stands Pyro up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a running knee lift to the chest. Malk then gives Pyro a double under hook suplex to the mat. He goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Pyro.

Ricky Simms - Close call for Pyro.

Henry Lesher - Usually, they have a female referee for diva matches, don't they?

Malk stands Pyro up, whips him off the ropes and Pyro ducks a clothesline and then gives Malk a back suplex to the mat. Pyro then stands Malk up, whips him into the corner and then gives him a bulldog to the mat from there before Pyro goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Malk. Pyro then stands Malk up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a dropkick to the mat. Pyro then goes to the corner buckle and climbs to the second rope. He leaps off and lands a double axe handle smash on Malk who rolls himself out of the ring to the floor.

Ricky Simms - Malk is heading for higher ground.

Henry Lesher - Malk is being exposed as a false champion by a manly woman.

Pyro heads out of the ring after Malk. Malk slams Pyro's head into the ring steps and then gives him a rake to the eyes. Malk then picks Pyro up and slams him to the floor before he then rolls himself back into the ring. Pyro gets to his feet while the referee counts towards a count out. Pyro then pulls himself onto the apron where Malk greets him with a clothesline right back to the floor. Malk then takes a step back while the referee has words with Malk over his tactics. Pyro gets to his feet and then pulls himself onto the apron and then he steps through the ropes into the ring. Malk makes a move towards Pyro and Pyro greets him with an upper cut to the chin and then a spear to the mat. Pyro then sits Malk up and applies a sleeperhold. The referee checks for a submission, but Malk refuses to give up. The fans start a chant for Malk.

Ricky Simms - Pyro would earn huge points with a win here tonight.

Henry Lesher - No, that diva would simply expose this company as more of a joke than it already is.

Malk reaches for the ropes. Pyro fights to hold him still, but Malk lunges forward and he manages to grab the middle rope to force the break. Pyro releases the hold. Malk turns around and gives Pyro a knee to the ribs and then whips Pyro off the ropes before giving him a backdrop to the mat. Malk then stands Pyro up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a knee to the gut. Malk then gives Pyro a gutwrench suplex to the mat. Malk then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Pyro. Malk then stands Pyro up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a backdrop to the mat. Malk then stands over Pyro and then he heads to the ropes. He makes his way to the top as Pyro gets to his feet. Malk leaps off the top rope and Pyro catches him in mid air and rolls him into a school boy pin. 1...2...3! Pyro gets the win over Malk and rolls himself out to the floor while the crowd boos.

Ricky Simms - This seems to be a pro-Malk crowd and they don't like this result.

Henry Lesher - I told you he was nothing. Man diva beat him.

Pyro picks up the Old School title belt and then places it over his shoulder, posing for the camera. Malk then exits the ring and stands face to face with Pyro. They have words and Malk grabs his title belt back. Malk looks the belt over and then drills Pyro in the forehead with it which draws cheers from the crowd. Malk then makes his way up the ramp with the belt over his shoulder and says that it is where it belongs.

Ricky Simms - I don't think these two are done with one another.

Henry Lesher - While they're fighting, Moose can just come in and grab his belt back then.

6Pac is seen in his dressing room, pacing while Neriah Sweet is prepared to interview him.

Neriah Sweet - 6Pac, I understand you have a message to send tonight.

6Pac Dudley - I put out a challenge to Moose earlier this week. I simply stated that he and I are the best men to be the next tag team champions in the CWA.

Neriah Sweet - Did you receive your answer?

6Pac Dudley - Would I be out here if I got my answer?

Neriah Sweet - Good point.

6Pac Dudley - Moose, I am willing to team with you and chase down the belts, take them from Tommy Purr and AJ Cameron while Malk enjoys his time in the spotlight. I will say this, however. I will not wait forever and I'll take a negative answer as an insult. We've been in the same company for years. I deserve a response, Moose. You owe me that much.

Neriah Sweet - Or what?

6Pac Dudley - Or I make him see the err of his ways. The mean streets of Hamilton raised a warrior in me. Now, the entire CWA is my neighborhood and I intend to rule it. Moose has a chance to stand at my side.

6Pac exits the shot and we head to a commercial break.

Commercial Break

"Hell's Bells" by AC/DC plays as Max Cameron makes his way onto the stage where the crowd gives him a mixed reaction. Max quickly makes his way down the ramp to the ring and then he pulls himself onto the apron before he steps through the ropes into the ring. He then tests the ropes while his music fades and then we hear "Where Eagles Dare" by The Misfits. The Moose comes out to loud cheers from the crowd. He looks out to his fans and shakes his head for a moment before he makes his way down the ramp to the ring. He then pulls himself onto the apron before he steps through the ropes into the ring. The referee then calls for the bell.

Ricky Simms - Two CWA legends are fighting it out here.

Henry Lesher - Max gets to lose again. This is great!

Max locks up with Moose and the two push and shove into the ropes where the referee asks for a break. Max steps back and then kicks Moose in the ribs before giving him a snap suplex to the mat. Max then stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and goes for a shoulder block, but neither man moves. Moose then gives Max a knife edge chop to the chest. Max answers with one of his own. Max then gives Moose a knee lift to the ribs and then gives him a series of rights and lefts to the head. Moose answers with a kick to the ribs on Max and then gives him a vertical suplex to the mat. Moose then stands Max up, then whips him into the corner buckle and follows that up with a running shoulder block on Max. Moose then picks Max up, gives him a power slam to the mat and then goes for the pin. 1...2... Max rolls his shoulder out in time.

Ricky Simms - Close call there for Max Cameron.

Henry Lesher - Max will lose. It's a matter of moments here before it happens.

Moose stands Max up, whips him off the ropes and misses with a clothesline as Max ducks it and then Max comes off the ropes and he tries for the clothesline, but both men clothesline each other down and the referee starts counting them both down. As the count starts, we see 6Pac Dudley making his way down the ramp to ringside. The fans boo him and he pays them no mind. Max gets to his hands and knees and then starts trading punches with Moose which stops the count. Max then gets to his feet, places Moose in a headlock and Moose breaks that by giving Max a side slam to the mat while 6Pac applauds from the floor.

Ricky Simms - Why is 6Pac out here?

Henry Lesher - The EVC didn't find him important enough to face, so he has to cling to another match to be seen, in an effort to look important.

Moose then stands Max up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a backdrop to the mat. Moose then takes notice of 6Pac and tells him to back off. Moose then stands Max up, whips him off the ropes and then misses with a clothesline as Max ducks it and then Max gives Moose a series of elbow smashes to the jaw. Max then tosses Moose over the top rope and out to the floor. Max then climbs the ropes in the corner and 6Pac stands between max and his target. Max then opts to leap off and lands a flying dropkick to the chest on Dudley, sending him crashing to the floor while Moose uses the guard railing to get to his feet.

Ricky Simms - Max has engaged 6Pac and took his eyes off of Moose to do it.

Henry Lesher - Must be a natural move, picking on 6Pac when you can't defeat Moose. This is the second week in a row we have seen it happen.

Max gets to his feet and takes a knee to the gut from Moose. Moose then slams Max's head into the ring apron before he rolls himself into the ring. Max then rolls himself into the ring where Moose puts the boots to him. Moose then picks Max up and gives him a Moosedriver to the mat. He then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Moose wins the match, in part due to the distraction provided by 6Pac.

Ricky Simms - Max paid the price there for allowing 6Pac to become a factor.

Henry Lesher - 6Pac is not a factor. Max is an idiot.

Moose exits the ring and stands face to face with 6Pac who then demands an answer. Moose just turns away and makes his way up the ramp without giving 6Pac any indication of which way he is leaning.

Commercial Break

Aran Dishon

"King of the Stereo" by Saliva plays as Jack Spade makes his way onto the apron. He receives a loud ovation from the crowd and he quickly makes his way down the ramp before he slides under the bottom rope into the ring. He then jumps to his feet and tests the ropes while his music fades and then we hear "For the Love of the Game" by Pillar and Aran Dishon comes out onto the stage where he also receives an ovation from the crowd. Aran then makes his way down the ramp to the ring and makes his way up the ring steps onto the apron. He then steps through the ropes into the ring where the referee then calls for the bell.

Ricky Simms - This match is for the number one contender status which Aran won last week, in his first ever CWA event. That is moving through the ranks quickly.

Henry Lesher - Once Malk won a title, the floodgates to mediocrity opened.

Aran moves in to lock up with Jack, but eye gouges Jack instead and then whips him off the ropes and gives Jack a spinning heel kick to the mat. Aran then lands a springboard moonsault onto Jack and goes for the quick pin. 1...2... kick out by Jack Spade. Aran then stands Jack up, whips him into the corner and then goes for a shoulder block, but Jack greets him with a knee to the face and then he climbs to the second rope and then lands a clothesline on Aran from there. Jack then rains down punches to the side of the head on Aran, who tries to cover up and block the blows. Jack then stands Aran up, whips him off the ropes and then dropkicks him back down to the mat. Jack then lands a knee drop to the forehead on Aran and hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Aran.

Ricky Simms - Jack is trying to force his way back into the title picture tonight.

Henry Lesher - That's further proof of how bad things really are. Jack is in the main event again.

Jack stands Aran up, whips him off the ropes and Aran ducks a clothesline and then leaps to the ropes and lands a springboard headscissors on Jack which takes him down to the mat where Aran then applies an STF on Spade. The referee checks for a submission, but Jack refuses to give up and the fans start a chant for him. Jack reaches out towards the ropes while Aran struggles to hold him more towards the middle of the ring. Jack then lunges out and manages to snag the bottom rope which causes the break of the hold. Jack then uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet. Aran charges at Jack, but Jack gives Aran a backdrop over the top rope and out to the floor. Jack then steps out onto the apron and then lands an elbow to the back on Aran before he can get to his feet.

Ricky Simms - Jack is in control here.

Henry Lesher - Well, he might as well go for the quick road to the title. It looks like everyone else is on summer holidays. No Frank, no Tommy, no Sal or even a single EVC member. Last one out, turn out the lights.

Jack rolls Aran into the ring and then rolls himself into the ring. Jack then stands Aran up, whips him off the ropes and Aran leap frogs into a sunset flip on Jack which he turns into a pin. 1...2... kick out by Jack who then rolls Aran into a small package. 1...2... Aran grabs the bottom rope. 3! Jack wins the match, the referee not seeing the rope hold by Aran Dishon.

Ricky Simms - Jack is the new number one contender!

Henry Lesher - The referees are apparently on holidays as well.

As jack rolls himself out to the floor, we see Paulie la Cerva with the Parizi Sisters on the big screen over the stage. Paulie is applauding.

Paulie la Cerva - Bravo, Jack! Nice to see you win and become one of the men who will be in the title match at Backdraft next month. See, it would be a shame to take Aran out of that match after he won last week, so you're in there with him and Sal Clemenzo. The thing is, we clearly need a shake up. I'll let the Parizi girls explain.

Cordelia Parizi - Lydia and I have gone over this roulette wheel, spun it and we have some matches for everyone next week. Let's discuss this. Any wrestler can enter any of these matches. Even current title holders can. You can enter every match if you want, but let's have original promos for each title people.

Lydia Parizi - Oh and we're going to have a drinking contest held the night before the event in a Houston night club. The winner gets a free month at the Betty Ford clinic or a trip to Fiji, whichever they choose to take. That should be fun.

Cordelia Parizi - That's even open to managers, too.

Lydia Parizi - Also, for the ladies, there will be a Stripper Pole Match held at a local night club. Earlier in the day, the day of the event, any diva can climb a stripper pole for the chance to retrieve the rights to be seen as the CWA's first ever alpha female. The thing is, if you fall off the pole, you have to lose an article of clothing.

Cordelia Parizi - That's open to all women, not just wrestlers, too.

Lydia Parizi - Now, on the normal matches for Overdrive, we will decide the fourth participant in the main event match for the World Title when anyone who decides to enter will square off in a glass chamber match.

Cordelia Parizi - That should be fun.

Lydia Parizi - If you want a Tag Title shot, you and your partner can make a challenge known in a tag turmoil match.

Cordelia Parizi - Your partner can be pinned and you're still in the match. Last team left standing wins.

Lydia Parizi - If you want an Old School Title match at Backdraft, you have to win a steel cage match next week.

Cordelia Parizi - The first to escape wins. No pin falls.

Lydia Parizi - If you're into the TV title, you had better be ready to gamble. There will be four briefcases held in four corners of the ring. If you score a pinfall win, you can open one briefcase. If you get the title shot case, you're the number one contender. Otherwise, you actually will be forced to return to the match and try to win again. Once the shot has been revealed, of course, the match is over.

Cordelia Parizi - So, someone might get four wins next Sunday before they get the title shot!

Lydia Parizi - The Aerial Title needs to live up to its name. We want to see Tarzan get a shot! That in mind, there will be ropes hanging above the ring. The title shot will be a contract held between the ropes. The winner will have to have climbed a rope and swung over to grab their contract!

Cordelia Parizi - This way everyone wins! This will be fun!

Lydia Parizi - But the champions need something to do. We don't want our champions to get rusty, so Sal, Malk, Gary, Kira, Tommy and AJ will be in a tables match. The winner will be the last person left who has not gone through a table.

Cordelia Parizi - We're killing trees next week for your enjoyment!

Paulie La Cerva - *as he walks back into the shot* Next week will be fun. Next week, you will decide who gets their shots and next week... the ratings will be huge.

The show then ends there, simply fading to black.