January 23, 2011


Neriah Sweet is seen backstage pacing when Wyatt Gibson emerges from his office. He rolls his eyes when he sees her there.

Wyatt Gibson - What do you want?

Neriah Sweet - Well, some of the Originals have been talking and we're a little concerned about the four pay per view events a year move. I mean, we get so little screen time now and...

Wyatt Gibson - Look, we just got rid of drama and I don't need more of it.

Neriah Sweet - I just want to see where we stand.

Wyatt Gibson - The CWA is going to put on a unique show, Neriah. We are going to be different from everything else that's out there. That's all I am going to tell you for now.

He exits the scene and we go to the opening credits where we see images from Battle of the Warriors 2001, Jack Spade throwing down the CWA Title belt, the various attempts to interfere in the Shannon Skanes versus Rated R match and a last shot of Lethal Attraction exiting the building while "Coming Undone" by Korn plays. We then fade to Slim Pickens standing next to a million dollars, the CWA Rocky Mountain champ grinning ear to ear. We then fade to black before going to ringside where Ricky Simms and Henry Lesher are ready to call tonight's action.

Emma McIntyre vs. Shannon Skanes

"Beautiful Monster" by Ne Yo plays and the crowd cheers as new Vivid-Gore champion Emma McIntyre makes her way onto the stage, title belt over her shoulder. The crowd cheers as she makes her way down the ramp to ringside, hands off her title belt to the timekeeper and then makes her way up the ring steps onto the ring apron. She steps through the ropes into the ring and then she paces inside the ring while her music fades. We then hear "Deep" by Nine Inch Nails and everyone looks towards the stage for Shannon Skanes. Moments pass and Emma looks impatient as she awaits the arrival of the CWA owner. Instead, Max Cameron steps onto the stage with a microphone in hand.

Max Cameron - Okay, cut the music! Now, I am a CWA legend and Emma here, she is trying to get to that level. Though our esteemed boss agreed to fight you tonight, Emma, he now has other plans. He trusts that you will understand.

Ricky Simms - He's backing out of a fight?

Henry Lesher - The man is a God right now after that match with Ryan. Why face a woman who is not on his level tonight?

Emma ducks and heads out of the ring and charges up the ramp. It doesn't look like she understands as she chases Max into the backstage area and kicks him in the back, sending him to his knees. She headlocks him and appears ready to bulldog him to the floor when security rushes in and pulls her away from Max Cameron. It's then that Shannon Skanes steps into the picture.

Shannon Skanes - See, this is the problem with you Emma. You need to be tamed. We'll work on that next week when you square off with Max here one on one.

Emma McIntyre - I was going to be facing you this week, you coward!

Shannon Skanes - I have changed my plans. I rid the CWA of three people last week, so now I run the damned show.  Take her away.

Security drags her off and Shannon turns his attention to Max.

Shannon Skanes - Now we can give our full attention to tonight's plan of action.

Max Cameron - Why am I the one who has to get attacked?

Shannon Skanes - Stop your whining. We have a job to do here.

Myst is seen entering the arena where she is quickly headed off by Slim Pickens.

Myst - Slim... what do you want?

Slim Pickens - Look, we can go back and firth and have a fight or we can just go get ourselves something to eat.

Myst - You're asking me out?

Slim Pickens - Hey, I am just saying there's a lot of Slim to go around and it would be a shame to have a fight with you, defeat you and then watch you leave the company again.

Myst - So you assume you will beat me.

Slim Pickens - I am a champion here, Myst. I am in line for the first shot at the new champ, Jack Spade.

Myst - I'm glad you know who you are. It doesn't mean anything to me.

Slim Pickens - 2011 is my year, Myst. Your year came and went a long time ago. Maybe now is the time to give it up, before your standing in this company is forever tarnished.

Myst - I have to get ready for our match, Slim. It's going to be a shame to knock you down off that high horse of yours.

She moves on and we head back to the ring.

Max Cameron vs. Rose Lemieux

"Bad Medicine" by Die Mannequin plays as Rose Lemieux makes her way onto the stage with Kaleigh Simms and Heidi Hawkins close behind her. The crowd cheers as Rose makes her way down the ramp, though she is clearly not in good shape. She winces as she walks down the ramp to ringside and both of her allies try to convince her not to wrestle here. She tells them to back off and then she pulls herself onto the ring apron before slowly stepping through the ropes into the ring. Rose's music fades and then Max Cameron comes out onto the stage, actually wearing a suit as he makes his way down the ramp to ringside while the crowd boos. Kaleigh Simms heads Max off and tries to convince him not to fight an injured woman tonight. Max just pushes her aside and then pulls himself onto the ring apron where Rose greets him with a series of forearm smashes to the head. Rose then clotheslines Max off the apron to the floor which draws loud cheers from the fans.

Ricky Simms - Rose had to get the upper hand here. She is really hurting.

Henry Lesher - She has the nerve to continue this farce of a career? That tells me she deserves every beating she takes, even if it's one from Max Cameron of all people.

Max Cameron stands up on the floor and glares at Rose inside the ring. He then pulls himself onto the ring apron again while berating the referee about keeping some control here. He threatens Mary Sanderson's job and then steps through the ropes into the ring. The bell sounds to start the match and then Max moves in and ducks a right hook from Rose before kneeing her in the ribs and bringing her down to the mat. He starts putting the boots to her and the crowd erupts with boos. Emma McIntyre then is seen charging down the ramp to ringside where she grabs a chair from the ring announcer, Jen Hawkins. Emma then slips into the ring and jumps to her feet, swinging the chair and hitting Max across the back of the head while Kaleigh pulls Rose out of the ring and the referee calls for the bell.

Ricky Simms - Emma is still a little hot from her match being called off.

Henry Lesher - Max is taking another beating from a woman. He must be having Maxine flashbacks.

The crowd cheers as Emma kicks Max in the head and sends him out to the floor. As she heads out to the floor after him, however, more security team members stream down the ramp to ringside and try to pull the Vivid Gore champ away from Max Cameron.

Emma McIntyre - You won't fight me tonight, but you'll fight a woman with bruised ribs? Come on, coward. You and your boss, handicap match for all I care!

Emma is pulled away from Max and up the ramp while she continues to struggle and max finds he is bleeding from the back of the head. He points at Emma and tells her she just made a huge mistake.

Ricky Simms - Emma would not let Max beat down an injured woman tonight.

Henry Lesher - This is going to get worse for Emma. She needs to learn her place in this company.

Max Cameron actually makes his way to the broadcast booth and pulls off Ricky Simms' headset.

Max Cameron - I am only going to fight that crazy bitch next week to assure I get the next title match with Jack Spade. I am a hall of fame talent. I don't need to waste my time on someone like Emma.

He throws the headset back to Ricky and then he starts to make his exit while the fans boo him even louder.

Michelle McAllister is seen in her locker room, punching a locker door. There is a picture of Jack Spade taped to the door. Ray Dees unwisely enters the picture.

Ray Dees - Wr.... Michelle, tonight you face Jack Spade.

Michelle McAllister - No, tonight he faces me.

Ray Dees - What do you mean by that?

Michelle McAllister - It means he gets to face me. The honor rests with him. Jack was handed that belt in a very obvious hijacking job and I am going to expose him for the fraud that he is.

Ray Dees - Well, you can't take away his previous achievements in the company.

Michelle McAllister - I think I just did, Ray! All of the things he accomplished in the past mean nothing now. He took the shortcut. I don't care that he did throw down the title belt. He took the shortcut and the fans, the idiots, all support him. Tonight, their hero takes the fall and I expose him as a total fraud, no matter what he did before tonight.

Ray Dees - He did pin Lucy fairly to win the title, though.

Michelle McAllister - Are you kidding me? That woman's head was not in the match. I may not have liked her much, but this situation is plain wrong. Jack's worst nightmare is realized tonight when a woman is once again the cause of his downfall.

Michelle resumes punching the locker, now with even more enthusiasm than she had before. Ray wisely backs off without saying anything further.

Myst vs. Slim Pickens

"Showstopper" by Toby Max plays as Slim Pickens comes out with his Rocky Mountain Title belt raised high and the crowd gives him a solid ovation. He tells the camera Max Cameron is going to get a lesson in respect before he makes his way down the ramp to ringside.

Henry Lesher - The old man's forgotten who he's facing tonight.

Ricky Simms - I believe Slim is talking about Max fighting Rose a few moments ago here.

Henry Lesher - Pray for Rose to get a brain and not risk further injury. Max was just doing his job.

Slim hands off his title belt to the timekeeper and then pulls himself onto the ring apron before he steps through the ropes into the ring. Slim then leans back against the ropes while his music fades and then we hear "Ich Tu Dir Weh" by Rammstein and the crowd cheers as Myst comes out onto the stage. She waves to her fans before she makes her way down the ramp to ringside and then she does a lap of the ring to high five her fans. She hugs one boy at ringside and then makes her way up the ring steps onto the ring apron. She then jumps over the top rope into the ring and Slim offers to shake hands with her while the referee calls for the bell to start the match. Myst looks to the fans who seem to distrust the handshake. Myst slaps Slim's hand instead of shaking it. He shrugs and moves in for a lock up. Myst instead headbutts Slim and then gives him a series of knife edge chops which back him into the ropes. Myst then whips Slim off the ropes and goes for a dropkick, but Slim grabs the ropes and she kicks air instead before crashing to the mat. Slim then grabs her feet and quickly applies a Boston Crab on Myst. The referee checks for a submission while Myst reaches out for the ropes.

Ricky Simms - Slim and Myst are both working fast in this one.

Henry Lesher - Myst doesn't want to touch Slim any more than necessary. The sooner this is over, the sooner she can shower the smell off.

Myst lunges and manages to grab the bottom rope which forces the break. Slim releases her and she slips out to the floor. Slim heads out after Myst and takes an eye gouge from Myst who then whips Slim shoulder first into the steel ring steps. She then rolls him back into the ring before rolling herself in and there she goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Slim. Myst stands Slim up, whips him off the ropes and backdrops him to the mat. Myst then gives him a knee drop to the forehead before again going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Slim. Myst stands Slim up, whips him into the corner buckle and then goes for a running knee lift. Slim grabs Myst's knee and then pulls her feet out from under her. He then pulls her to the middle of the ring and tries to place her in a figure four. She kicks him away before he can apply it and then she kips up to her feet. Slim misses a right hook as she ducks it and then she gives Slim a knee to the gut before giving him a swinging neckbreaker to the mat where she tries again for a count. 1...2... kick out again on the two count by Slim.

Ricky Simms - Myst looks good tonight, no apparent ring rust.

Henry Lesher - Yeah, but she is fighting Slim. The only fights he usually wins are with bags of Doritos.

Myst stands Slim up and takes a jawbreaker from the Rocky Mountain champ. Slim then gives Myst a snap suplex to the mat. He follows that up by standing her up and whipping her off the ropes before giving her a clothesline to the mat. Slim then lands a leg drop to the chest on Myst before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Myst. Slim then picks Myst up, whips her into the corner buckle and then gives her a series of shoulder blocks while the fans are split on who they are cheering for. Slim picks Myst up and power slams her to the mat and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Myst. Slim then stands Myst up, whips her into the corner buckle and then misses a shoulder block when he charges in a moment after she has moved out of the way. Myst then knees Slim in the gut before giving him a bulldog to the mat and then she rolls him over for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Slim Pickens.

Ricky Simms - Good back and forth action between these two who are no stranger to one another.

Henry Lesher - Strangers or not, this match has gone on too long for Myst to get the smell off by now. She might need a pressure washing instead of a shower at this point.

Myst pulls Slim to his feet, whips him off the ropes and he ducks a clothesline before pulling Myst to the mat in a school boy roll up. 1...2... kick out by Myst. Slim then stands her up, whips her off the ropes and shoulder blocks her down to the mat. Slim then stands Myst up, whips her through the ropes to the floor and then he drops and rolls out after her. Slim stands Myst up and takes an eye gouge from Myst. Myst then gives Slim an atomic drop before ramming his head into the ring apron. Myst then slams Slim into the guard railing before rolling him into the ring. Myst then looks to the fans and says she is set to end this when the referee calls for the bell.

Ricky Simms - Myst got counted out!

Henry Lesher - It's an end for Myst. Now she begins the painful clean up process.

Myst argues from the floor to no avail as referee Steve Miller repeats that he reached a ten count. Slim gets to his feet inside the ring and raises his arms, telling Myst that she has to face the fact she isn't in his league. Myst points at Slim and says that this isn't over before she starts making her way up the ramp. Slim bows towards her inside the ring and then tells her anytime, anyplace, he will accept a rematch.

Emma McIntyre is being walked out the back door by security team members in another CWA incident where this is required to keep situations under control. Emma turns towards the security team members when they reach the door to go outside.

Emma McIntyre - I did nothing to be sent away like this.

Security Team Member #1 - We're just doing as we were told. Your match is done.

Emma McIntyre - I never HAD a match!

Security Team Member #2 - You won by forfeit. I think it was nice of Mr. Skanes to give that to you.

Emma McIntyre - You do, really? I came here expecting to be respected and to prove myself tonight. This isn't over.

Security Team Member #1 - *as he opens the door* For tonight, it is.

Emma reluctantly steps out and storms off while the security team watch her go before turning and heading back inside. The cameraman actually follows Emma and she slows her walk down as she passes a black limousine. She looks inside, finding the back door is open. She smirks and we then return to the ring.

Michelle McAllister vs. Jack Spade

"Crying Like a Bitch" by Godsmack plays as Michelle McAllister comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd. She makes her way down the ramp, yelling at the camera that she is about to expose a fraud to the CWA when she beats the new champ. She reaches ringside and then pulls herself onto the ring apron before stepping through the ropes into the ring. She immediately steps over to referee Casey Braun and starts arguing with her about the fact she is calling this match. "Welcome To the World" by Kevin Rudolph then starts to play and Jack Spade quickly makes his way down the ramp. Michelle is still arguing with the referee and poking her chest with her finger, insinuating that Casey has implants. Spade stands at ringside and shakes his head at this scene.

Ricky Simms - The title is not on the line here, but pride is for both wrestlers.

Henry Lesher - Michelle needs to focus on her opponent and not the vacuous referee.

Jack steps up onto the ring apron and then climbs the ropes in the corner. He then leaps off and dropkicks Michelle to the back, sending her falling forward and onto the referee. When they both reach the mat, Michelle's face lands in Casey Braun's crotch, drawing laughs from the crowd. Michelle quickly gets to her feet and has a sour look on her face as she turns to Jack and has unkind words for him. She then turns to a red-faced Casey and tells her to freshen herself up a little. The bell finally sounds to start the match and Michelle starts arguing with Jack as she was with the referee moments ago.

Ricky Simms - She changed her name, but she's still as difficult as ever.

Henry Lesher - Why would that change, Rick?

Jack ends the arguing by spinning Michelle around and giving her a belly to back suplex to the mat. He then stands her up, then gives her a vertical suplex to the mat. He stands her up for a third time and then gives her a fisherman's suplex to the mat and then goes for the early pin. 1...2... Michelle kicks out. Spade then stands Michelle up, whips her off the ropes and gives her a roundhouse kick to the chest which sends her back to the mat. He then gives her a knee drop to the forehead before again going for the pin. 1...2... Michelle again kicks out. Jack then stands her up, but she thumbs him in the eye to shift the momentum. Michelle then rakes Jack's eyes along the top rope before placing his throat over the top rope and choking him with it. The referee counts towards a possible DQ and gets a dirty look from Michelle who does break the choke before the five count. Michelle then whips Jack to the ropes, then gives him a shoulder block that staggers him, but does not knock him down. She then gives him a dropkick to the right knee which sends him down in pain. Michelle then takes the right leg and rolls out of the ring before wrapping the leg around the steel corner post and asking Jack to make a wish before slamming it against the steel. The crowd starts a chant for Jack Spade while Michelle slams the leg against the steel post a second time.

Ricky Simms - Well, she is as brutal as ever, too.

Henry Lesher - My God, it was a name change. That's it. She's still crazy and she's still violent.

Michelle rolls herself into the ring, still holding onto the right leg of the champ. Michelle then pulls him to the middle of the ring and applies an ankle lock submission hold on the injured right leg. She screams at Jack she doesn't want to injure him like she did to Rose. Jack refuses to submit when asked by the referee and he reaches out for the ropes. He pulls himself towards the ropes while Michelle continues telling him to give up before she has to break the leg. Jack then rolls onto his back and kicks her away with his left leg before he pulls himself out to the floor. He is in pain as he tries to walk on the floor, unable to put his full weight on his right leg. Michelle slips out of the ring and runs at him only to take a vicious punch to the side of the head. Michelle crumples in a heap on the floor, the crowd cheering while Jack uses the ropes to pull himself onto the apron and then through he ropes into the ring. Michelle slowly gets to her feet on the floor.

Ricky Simms - Jack's fist saved him there.

Henry Lesher - Well, she smells blood. Michelle is a shark and there is blood in the water. She is planning the finish the prey off here.

Michelle rolls herself under the bottom rope into the ring and then pulls herself to her feet. She dives at the right leg of Jack Spade, but he kicks her in the face with the left. Jack then stands Michelle up, gives her a series of forearm smashes to the jaw and then hip tosses her to the mat. He then applies a hammerlock on Michelle. She answers by kicking Jack's injured right knee. That allows her to break free of the hold and then she gives Jack a forearm upper cut that backs him to the ropes. She then wraps Jack's right knee around the middle rope and turns the leg while the referee threatens to disqualify her. She releases the hold before the five count again and smiles as she turns to face Jack. She gives him a kick to the chest and then another, backing him into the corner buckle. She then picks him up and gives him a kneebreaker before he falls to the mat in pain. She then pulls him to the middle of the ring and hooks the right leg for the pin. 1...2... Jack kicks out and the fans cheer.

Ricky Simms - Jack is showing why he's the champ.

Henry Lesher - Because women can beat him up?

Michelle starts to stand Jack up and he rolls her into a small package pin attempt. 1...2... 3! Jack ekes out a win this week over Michelle. Michelle jumps to her feet and starts arguing with the referee about the result of that match. While they argue, we hear "Deep" by Nine Inch Nails and Shannon Skanes walks onto the stage where the crowd boos him loudly.

Shannon Skanes - I agree with Michelle's protests. See, Jack was lucky there. Michelle, I need you to work with me on this. Next week, you face Slim Pickens. I taught Emma a lesson in respect tonight. You showed Jack the price to be paid for a lack of respect tonight, too. Next week, I want you to teach Slim Pickens a lesson. If you win, then we'll see what we can do to get you a shot at the title.

Jack Spade pulls himself out to the floor and grabs the microphone from Jen Hawkins.

Jack Spade - The only person I want in that ring right now is you, boss. You're not teaching me anything. I know all I need to know about you, about this company and about how this works. I won the match tonight. Michelle here can fight me a hundred times and I'll beat her a hundred times.

Shannon Skanes - I guess we'll see about that.

Shannon backs off while Michelle screams from the ring she is not working with Shannon Skanes. At ringside, Jack shakes his head as he has failed to get the owner into the ring the same as Emma did earlier.

As Shannon heads backstage, he is met by Missy.

Missy - Shannon, tonight you failed to show for your match with Emma and said you had bigger plans.

Shannon Skanes - I speak of a man named Moose. See, Moose, if you can hear me, you know that there is a score to be settled here. You came after me and I don't forget things like that. Now that I have retired Ryan Yorke and now that he's laid up in a hospital drinking through a feeding tube, I can turn my attention to people like you Moose. If you have any guts at all, come out and meet me inside that ring for a chance to prove what you're made of after the tag title match tonight.

Missy - Is Moose even here?

Shannon Skanes - There are a lot of legends who lurk around here, Missy. I am going to prove I am better than any of them, the same as it's always been. I used to own people like Dante, Vigilante, Q and Sal Clemenzo. I am going to start with Moose tonight and prove to the world that last week was just the start of something special.

Missy - But if he isn't here...

Shannon Skanes - That would make the man a coward.

Missy - How would he be a coward if he didn't know you were going to call him out?

Shannon Skanes - You are so narrow minded, Missy. It must be tough to live in your world.

He pats her on the head and moves along while we return to the ring for the main event.

Samson & Delilah vs. Slim Pickens & Kelli vs. Southern Comfort

"Everybody Knows" by Leonard Cohen plays as Samson and Delilah make their way onto the stage, arm in arm and smiling at each other. They pose on stage for a booing crowd, apparently oblivious to how unpopular they are. They then make their way down the ramp and stop at ringside where they see a young fan with a Southern Comfort sign which states that Samson sucks. Samson grabs the sign, tears it to pieces and then throws it back into the face of the young fan. Samson then shakes his head as he steps up onto the ring apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring while his partner takes her place in their corner. Their music then fades and we hear "Showstopper" by Toby Mac for a second time tonight and Slim Pickens comes out to loud cheers from the crowd, arm in arm with Kelli as the second couple in the match. Slim gets a kiss on the cheek from Kelli as they make their way down the ramp and then Slim slips under the bottom rope into the ring. He jumps to his feet and stands nose to nose with Samson while his team's music fades. "The Sound of Madness" by Shinedown plays as Kenneth and James Hill emerge onto the stage and they are arm in arm as well. They hear a few laughs from a mostly supportive crowd. They stop locking arms on stage and then they run down the ramp. Kenneth slides under the bottom rope into the ring while James stops at ringside and smiles at each of the two female opponents in this match. The referee calls for the bell as Kenneth, Slim and Samson all start to brawl.

Ricky Simms - The first team to secure a pin here gets the win.

Henry Lesher - Hey, it's all about belts no one cares for.

Kenneth whips Slim head first through the ropes and out to the floor. He then grabs Samson by his long blond hair and slams his face into the one corner buckle which no tag team is using as their base of operation. Kenneth then gives Samson a side suplex to the mat. He gets to his feet and starts putting the boots to Samson while Slim slips back into the ring. Slim gets to his feet and then starts trading punches with Kenneth which allows Samson to crawl away from them and tag in his partner Delilah. Delilah climbs the ropes in the corner buckle and then leaps. She manages a missile dropkick to the back on Kenneth Hill which sends him falling out of the ring to the floor. Slim Pickens takes advantage of her position then to kick her in the ribs before grabbing her by the hair and pulling her to his corner where he tags in Kelli.

Ricky Simms - Good tag work shown by two of three teams early on here.

Henry Lesher - Why does that surprise you in a tag team match?

Kelli steps into the ring and accepts the hand off from Slim, placing Delilah in a side headlock while Kenneth Hill slips back into the ring. He goes to his corner and tags in James, the two of them talking while they make the switch. James nods a few times before he goes over to Kelly and Delilah. He headbutts Kelly and she releases Delilah. He then grabs both women by the hair and pulls them to his corner. He places both of their throats over the top rope and chokes them. This brings Samson and Slim Pickens into the ring where they are greeted by Kenneth Hill and the three men fight while the referee tries to restore order. James releases the choke on Delilah and then gives her a clothesline to the mat before he picks Kelli up and slams her onto the downed Delilah. He then stands on the chest of Kelli while the referee orders Slim, Samson and Kenneth back out of the ring. The referee then tells James to get off of Kelli. James steps off, stands Kelli up and then whips her off the ropes before giving her a big boot to the chest that brings her down to the mat. He then tags Kenneth back in.

Ricky Simms - This looks bad for the other teams. Southern Comfort is in complete control.

Henry Lesher - Of course they are. They have a tremendous amount of experience as a tag team.

Kenneth pulls Kelli to her feet while James pulls Delilah up as well. They then run the two women into one another. Delilah and Kelli answers this by locking arms, turning each other around and then kicking the Hill Brothers in the gut. The rare display of teamwork between opponents draws cheers from the crowd, but Delilah then headbutts Kelli before whipping her through the ropes and out to the floor. That draws boos from the crowd. Delilah then rushes to her corner and tags in Samson. Samson smiles as he enters the ring and he tells the fans this is what a true champion looks like. He turns to Slim and tells him that this is where he fails in his mission. Kenneth Hill gets to his feet and takes an eye gouge from Samson. Samson then whips Kenneth off the ropes and then gives him an inziguri that sends him down to the mat. Samson then goes for the pin. 1...2... James Hill breaks up the count with a kick to the head on Samson. Samson protests to the referee that the match should be over, but to no avail.

Ricky Simms - Samson knows they were close there.

Henry Lesher - They? His girlfriend is only good for getting beaten up. Samson is a god, Rick.

Samson then stands Kenneth up, whips him off the ropes and then clotheslines him to the mat. Kelli slips into the ring behind Samson and then chop blocks him down before she does a shoulder roll to her corner and she tags in Slim. Slim charges into the ring and backdrops Samson the the mat, then backdrops Kenneth and then turns right into a spear from the interfering James that sends him to the mat. Delilah then scales the ropes in her corner and she lands a falling headbutt to the chest on Slim Pickens. Kelli enters the ring and she tackles Delilah down, sending her out to the floor where Kelli quickly joins her and the catfight is on outside the ring. Inside the ring, Kenneth tags in James Hill. James Hill climbs the ropes while Kenneth stands Slim up and then they deliver the Southern Pride onto Slim Pickens before James goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Southern Comfort have won the tag titles as Samson arrives a moment late to break the pin up. Samson starts hitting James across the back, but Kenneth pulls him off and now it's a two on one in favor of the new tag champs.

Ricky Simms - This is chaos!

Henry Lesher - I don't think so, Rick.

As the tag champs control things, someone jumps the railing at ringside and slips into the ring. The plain-clothed man attacks Kenneth Hill with what appears to be a loaded glove before he then turns his attention to James Hill. He drops James with a shot from the glove as well. He then helps Samson out of the ring. Delilah and Kelli finally stop the catfight when they realize the match is over. Kelli slips into the ring to check on Slim while Delilah heads around the ring to where the gloved enforcer is helping Samson to the ramp. The gloved man berates Delilah while the fans boo the new champs having been knocked out.

Ricky Simms - Who the hell is the guy with the glove?

Henry Lesher - Maybe it's Ronnie Garvin. No one cares.

As this takes place inside the ring and the titles are brought into the ring to champs who are just getting to their hands and knees, we see Shannon Skanes on the big screen over the entrance.

Shannon Skanes - Okay, everyone clear the ring! If Moose has any guts at all, he'll show his face. If he has any guts at all, he will accept this challenge and I will be the main event for two shows in a row. If Moose is...

"Where Eagles Dare" by The Misfits plays and the crowd explodes as they anticipate the return of Moose to a CWA ring. A man emerges onto the stage wearing Moose's trunks and a jacket with a hood pulled up over his head. We see a goatee, and the crowd starts a chant for Moose while the new tag champs finally place the belts over their shoulders and look baffled. The mystery man on stage then removes the hood from his head and we see it's Max Cameron dressed to look like Moose.

Shannon Skanes - Man, was that awesome or what? That's right. The CWA hall of fame is populated by overrated cowards. Moose, you are wise to stay away from this company. Tell Q, Sal Clemenzo, Dizz and the rest of the gang to stay away too.

Shannon's image fades from the big screen over the entrance and Max stands with a smile on his face as the crowd boos. The big screen then shows a limousine on fire in the parking lot. Max turns and sees this and he runs.

Ricky Simms - I guess max rented that limo?

Henry Lesher - That was probably his life savings, too.

Ricky Simms - Emma McIntyre sets a limo on fire! Southern Comfort are the new tag champs, but Samson apparently has an ace up his sleeve? What is going to happen next week on Assault? You have to tune in and find out!

We fade to black as the tag champs hold their belts high and Kenneth Hill tells the camera they want Samson again next week, no matter what it takes.