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There is snow on the
screen for a moment. We then see a close up of Rated R standing in
the middle of an empty ring. He is grinning ear to ear which we know
is bad news for someone.
Rated R - A great man
once said he hated happy people. He hated happy people, because
their smile, their happiness, meant someone, somewhere was
miserable. My smile, my happiness, is due to the fact that I am
winning. As we close in on the birthday of the man who founded this
company, let us reflect on how he has failed and continues to fail.
Let us reflect on how pathetic it is that a company he founded in
1984 is floundering and is run by his wife. Tonight I get the show
back on track merely by being Rated R. By being who and what I am, I
bring this show to another level. I am a champion. I am a winner. I
am your worst nightmare and my smile will make all of you miserable
soon enough.
He steps back and appears
deep in thought for a moment before he continues.
Rated R - People wonder
how "real" that moment was last week. How real was it when Shannon
Skanes rounded a corner, saw me standing there and he tried to drill
me into the floor? It was real, fans. The fact that makes that man
sick and keeps him awake at night is that his company needs me. His
wife is a smarter man than he is and she knows it. That's why I hold
the hammer right now. That's why I am standing inside this ring and
security isn't trying to push me out. That's why this edition of
Overdrive will be the best you have seen in over a year. This isn't
a show about Moose, JC Michaels or the failure of Max Cameron. This
is a show about me, your true champion and the man who will dominate
the ring again. 2009 is a year that will be truly Rated R.
The scene turns to snow
for a moment again before we view tonight's opening credits.
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We then see a splash on
the screen.

Myst is seen in her office when there is a knock at the door and
Wyatt Gibson looks in.
Myst - Any word on Ryan?
Wyatt Gibson - I don't
know how he got into the feed like that. It's like "They Live" or
something.
Myst - I am not happy. I
don't like someone else having control over my show and having their
own graphics displayed on screen. Ryan has an insider helping him.
Wyatt Gibson - Plenty of
people in the locker room wanted him back.
Myst - My husband wasn't
one of them.
Wyatt Gibson - It makes
me question Shannon's popularity.
Myst - *sighs* I want to
believe otherwise. I really do. I guess tonight I am going to have
to make a choice.
Wyatt Gibson - Seriously?
Myst - I know Ryan all
too well. He has big plans for tonight.
Wyatt Gibson - Well,
there were rumors...
Myst - Finish that
sentence and you're applying for welfare with your sister.
Wyatt Gibson - Backing
away....
Wyatt steps out of the
office and Myst curses, tossing papers all over her floor. She runs
her fingers through her hair and shakes her head.
Myst - I fired Jordan, so
who cleans up this mess?

Diva Battle Royale
When the camera returns
to the arena, the camera takes note of the roaring crowd … whistling
and hollering. We see signs such as “Welcome Back Rated-R.” to
“Tommy Purr Paid Off ESW” to “Myst, Be My Valentine!” as the camera
surveys the crowd. The camera finally cuts to the ring, where a bevy
of beauties wait in the ring … nearly every Diva on the CWA roster,
with the exception of Myst, Ashley Skanes, and Xandra … are crowding
the ring. Kathy Smith, Ariel, Puckbunny Rose, Leather & Lace, Candy,
Chastity, Bombshell, Hoshi & Kira Yakamoto, Tanja Michaels, Precious
& Ebony Fairchild, Oopsie Daisy, Rebella DeCesare, Neriah Sweet,
Cassandra O’ Shea, Mrs. Robinson, Destiny Hutton, Lydia & Cordelia
Parizi, Sabrina Davidson, Sarah Darling, Leda Sophia Watanabe,
Crystal Braun, Kelly Buchanan, Missy, Kosmic Kitty, Ophelia, & Sammy
Jo Johnson. The Divas are confused as to why they have been summoned
to the ring … but suddenly, the confusion wanes as “A Place For My
Head” by Linkin Park kicks up over the P.A. system. The crowd gives
a mixed reaction, as do a multiple amount of the Divas, as the
sultry Myst walks out from backstage with a bright smile on her
face.
Dr. Henry Lesher: Why is she smiling? I’m creeped out … just a
little bit.
Ricky Simms: I agree with you … the thought of Myst smiling while
addressing the Divas is a rather eerie image.
The music cuts out and Myst raises her microphone to her mouth.
Myst: Now, I know that some of you might be a little disappointed in
me for my abrupt release of Jordan Gibson … however, allow me to
assure you that I have found a suitable replacement … one that I
have no doubt about, in my mind, that will make me think twice
before dissolving that pathetic Divas Title.
The crowd boos and a number of the Divas glare and shout
obscenities. Myst continues on.
Myst: I do have to say that I am not at liberty to reveal the Divas
GM at this moment in time … but your GM was the one to summon you
down here this evening. Not me. Ladies … your GM feels that a solid
number one contender should be named for Veronica DiAtella’s Divas
Championship … we cannot have “Battle of the Warriors” without
seeing every major title in contention, can we? Therefore, tonight,
in that very ring, The Divas General Manager has mandated an
Over-the-Top-Rope Battle Royal to determine the challenger for the
Divas Title at BOTW …
The camera notices people like Cassandra and Neriah looking worried
and throwing their hands up in the air.
Myst: … However, there is a catch. The new Divas GM is aware of our
cost-cutting policies. He’s also aware of the over-saturation of the
Division … so, with that being said, the first three Divas
eliminated will be the latest members to join “The Future Endeavors
Club.”
The crowd boos as now, all of the Divas look worried and look around
at their competition.
Myst: Any and every Diva is up for release. No Diva and no title is
safe … if Bombshell were to be eliminated, her title would be
vacated and she would be released. HOWEVER … if someone like Ariel
is eliminated in the first three eliminations, that means that only
two Divas would be released … seeing as how Ariel is wrestling
without a contract. With that being said, the Divas GM has also
mandated a special stipulation for both Ariel and Rose … in the
event that EITHER Diva, working without a contract, wins the Battle
Royal this evening, she will win a contract with the Division.
The camera focuses on Rose, whose expression brightens and she
smiles brightly … Ariel snickers and sneers.
Myst: … Oh, and one more thing, ladies. The Battle Royal? It starts
… now.
Suddenly, the bell rings and Myst disappears backstage as all of the
Divas just look towards one another … Kathy snaps to attention and
suddenly she rushes across the ring and spears down Sammy Jo
Johnson, and suddenly the ring breaks out into chaos as the crowd
goes wild!
Dr. Henry Lesher: Note to self, I will seek out the new Divas GM and
kick her right into the ovaries.
Ricky Simms: Look at the bright side, Doc … three people are going
to get fired!
Dr. Henry Lesher: Oooh … you know what, maybe this match isn’t such
a bad idea after all. Someone eliminate Hoshi!
Mary Sanderson and Casey Braun stand on the outside of the ring
watching for eliminations as the Divas claw it out. The match starts
off as your usual clusterfuck bout in classic WWE fashion, with
everyone pairing up. Suddenly, we see Rebella DeCesare slide out of
the ring and to the arena floor. The referees ask her what she’s
doing, but she ignores them and decides, instead to sit beside Ricky
Simms at ringside, putting on a headset.
Ricky Simms: Rebella … what uh … brings you down to our neck of the
woods?
Rebella DeCesare: It was just a bit too stuffy in the ring for my
tastes. Besides, why waste my energy on half of a roster that
DOESN’T deserve it?
Dr. Henry Lesher: That’s very true … it’s no wonder why you’re the
First Lady of EVC.
Rebella DeCesare: Oh, Dr. Lesher, you charmer.
In the ring, Kathy Smith and Missy are trying to eliminate Sammy Jo
Johnson … Chastity rushes over to help, but suddenly Kosmic Kitty
tackles her with a Lou Thesz Press and begins wailing on the former
Divas Champion. Cassandra, Catherine, and Destiny work over Crystal
Braun in the corner, until Leather & Lace break it up by attacking
the Managers of the Year! Ebony delivers a series of Chops to the
inexperienced Neriah Sweet. Neriah is hurting big time, and Ebony
goes for a Hip Toss. Neriah somehow counters it and executes her own
Hip Toss over the top-rope. Ebony lands on her side on the apron and
pulls herself up using the ropes. Precious charges Neriah, but
Neriah ducks and Precious nails her own sister … sending Ebony to
the floor!
Ricky Simms: Ebony Fairchild is the first Diva eliminated! And … oh
no … Ebony is fired.
Rebella DeCesare: AWWW … poor Ebony … looks like she’ll have to
waste space somewhere else.
Dr. Henry Lesher: Hey! Stop reading my cue cards!
Precious apologizes profusely to her sister … and Ebony is mortified
to hear she’s been fired! Precious glares at Neriah and Neriah backs
up and turns to run, but runs into a Clothesline from Lydia Parizi …
Lydia and Cordelia beginning putting the boots to their fallen
interviewer. Ariel gets whipped into the corner by Kosmic Kitty.
Kosmic Kitty sets Ariel up for a Superplex, but Kelly Buchanan
rushes in and grabs Kitty, setting her on her shoulders for an
Electric Chair Drop, causing Kitty to hit the mat hard. Kitty rolls
over onto all fours, and suddenly, Hoshi rushes in, launching off of
Kitty’s back and hitting a beautiful Dropkick to Ariel’s stomach,
causing Ariel to flail off of the turnbuckle, down to the apron, and
down to the arena floor!
Rebella DeCesare: How ironic, the biggest piece of trash in the CWA
took out the trash.
Dr. Henry Lesher: If I liked women, Bella, we’d be married.
Ricky Simms: Ariel working without a contract will have to find some
other way to earn her spot on the roster.
Before Hoshi gets to her feet, Kelly nails her in the stomach with a
swift kick! Leda Sophia whips Rose, but Rose reverses the move, and
Rose hit’s a Backdrop on the return! Leda gets to her feet, and
Ophelia hit’s a Dropkick causing her to fall back onto the ropes.
Out of nowhere, Chastity and Sammy Jo hit a Double Clothesline on
Leda, sending her over the top and out of the match!
Ricky Simms: And Leda is the last Diva fired …
Rebella DeCesare: Finally, if we could only do something about that
last member of the Ryder offspring on this damn roster.
Dr. Henry Lesher: Okay … hey … you can insult Leda … you can insult
Eli … but when you talk about firing Tommy Purr, then I’m going to
have to tell you you’re being rude.
Leda is visibly upset as she is informed by Casey Braun that she has
been eliminated and has been fired. While Leda is escorted to the
back, Sammy Jo whips Destiny Hutton into the corner. Destiny
rebounds off of the ropes with a Inverted Headscissors, but Sammy
tosses Destiny’s legs over the ropes and Destiny lands on the apron.
Destiny grabs Sammy by the hair and pulls her over the ropes and to
the apron as well, the two begin trading punches on the apron, but
Puckbunny Rose rushes up and hits them both with a Shoulder Block
through the ropes, sending the two Divas down to the floor. Sammy Jo
is stunned that she’s been eliminated. Missy is up on the opposite
turnbuckle, laughing and pointing at Sammy, but suddenly, Rose
rushes up from behind and shoves Missy, sending her over the
turnbuckle and to the outside as well!
Ricky Simms: Puckbunny Rose showing that she wants her job back!
Dr. Henry Lesher: Why anyone would WANT to work here is a question
I’ve often asked myself.
Rebella DeCesare: Don’t worry, when The EVC takes over for an entire
month, you can be guaranteed that everyone is going to want to work
here.
Kathy Smith goes to defend Missy’s elimination by swinging at Rose.
Rose ducks the move and hit’s an Inverted DDT! Kira rushes over and
hit’s a Senton Splash off of the ropes. Suddenly, without warning,
the camera catches the sound of a loud “thud” and we see that
Leather & Lace have been eliminated simultaneously. Sarah Darling
jumps up and down in the ring, clapping, her large breasts bouncing
up and down as Leather & Lace argue with the refs about their
eliminations! Candy kicks Sarah in the gut and sets her up for a
Powerbomb, but Bombshell runs up and launches off of Sarah’s back,
hitting and Enzugiri to Candy’s head! Candy ends up turning around
and comes face-to-face with sister Kitty … Kitty lifts Candy up for
a Flapjack and Candy lands stomach-first on the ropes. Kitty and
Bombshell then lift Candy’s legs into the air and dump Candy to the
outside! Before the CWA Divas can celebrate, The Glamour Girls
attack them from behind! Cassandra and Catherine step in to attack
The Glamour Girls, pulling them off of Bombshell and Kitty.
Ricky Simms: This is all out chaos in the ring … each of these Divas
wants to walk away as the number one contender for the Divas Title.
Rebella DeCesare: Too bad none of them are talented enough to
actually go on and win it … and that says something if you can’t
defeat Veronica DiAtella.
Ophelia gets a Clothesline from Cassandra, and Catherine grabs
Ophelia’s legs, sending her over the top-rope with a Toss! The
Managers of the Year then join hands and hit a Double Clothesline on
Neriah Sweet and then another on Hoshi Yakamoto. In the corner,
Chastity whips Daisy. Chastity gets on all fours as Lydia Parizi
goes to execute the Poetry in Motion. The stronger Daisy catches
Lydia in mid-air and sends her over the top like a rag doll,
eliminating her. Daisy turns to talk trash to Lydia, and suddenly
Cordelia jumps up onto Daisy’s back. Daisy grabs Cordelia by the
hair and flips her forward and out onto the arena floor with her
sister! Daisy poses as the crowd cheers, but suddenly, Kira climbs
up onto Daisy’s shoulders in the Victory Roll position. Kira flings
forward over the ropes and eliminates Daisy, pulling her over the
ropes and to the arena floor with the Victory Roll as the crowd
explodes with cheers! Kira gains her footing on the apron and poses,
but suddenly we hear a headset drop …
Ricky Simms: What the hell is Rebella doing?
Dr. Henry Lesher: Being my hero?
Rebella has left her spot at the commentary table and grabs Kira’s
feet, pulling her to the arena floor and eliminating her! Kira looks
at Rebella and goes to attack her, but the referees pull her back,
informing her she’s been eliminated! Kira is like a caged animal as
she tries desperately to break free from the refs. Rebella laughs at
her and walks back to commentary.
Dr. Henry Lesher: That was, hands down, the best thing about this
match!
Ricky Simms: Why would you do something like that, Rebella?
Rebella DeCesare: Let’s be real, Ricky … it’s not like Kira was
going to win the Divas Title anyway … so why bother winning this
match? I did her a favor … just like I did her a favor when I gave
the right people the right idea to eliminate Eli Ryder.
Dr. Henry Lesher: Genius! Pure genius!
Rebella DeCesare: Behind every great man like J.C. is a great woman
like me … never forget that, boys.
Cassandra whips Sabrina into the corner and climbs the ropes,
punching downward onto Sabrina’s head! Sabrina grabs Cassandra’s
legs and shoves her towards the ropes and to the outside.
Cassandra’s body lands on the apron and she begins to pick herself
up. Catherine grabs Sabrina using a Body Scissors and a Sleeper Hold
and Sabrina grabs the top-rope to steady herself. Cassandra grabs
Sabrina and begins to pull her over, but Sabrina loses her footing
and she, along with Cassandra and Catherine falls to the outside! On
the other side of the ring, we see a frowning Sarah Darling being
told that she’s been eliminated by Rose.
Ricky Simms: We’re getting down to the wire here …
Dr. Henry Lesher: Thank God, I have to pee.
Rebella DeCesare: You can go … I’ll keep the cynicism up for you …
Dr. Henry Lesher: Well, as long as there’s someone here to call this
craptastic match for what it really is, I guess that’ll do.
We hear Lesher’s headset fall to the table as he leaves the announce
table to go to the bathroom.
Ricky Simms: Am I the only one who takes contests in this company
seriously?
Rebella DeCesare: Obviously. And that’s why you earn the small
bucks.
In the ring, Tanja Michaels and Hoshi Yakamoto are working over
Kosmic Kitty … Kelly Buchanan and Bombshell suddenly stare each
other down and the crowd goes wild!
Ricky Simms: Oh my …
Rebella DeCesare: This should be very interesting …
Bombshell raises her eyebrows and smirks and suddenly she and Kelly
are nose-to-nose and screaming at each other. Bombshell hauls off
and slaps Kelly. Kelly retaliates, and the girls are not clawing it
up, but literally punching each other in the face as the crowd
cheers.
Ricky Simms: These two former BFFs are coming to blows finally …
remember it was Bombshell that tried to help Kelly escape Vesuvius …
until we learned Vesuvius’ woman-beating ways were all a ruse!
Rebella DeCesare: If you ask me, Kelly deserved a good
woman-beating.
Crystal Braun and Neriah Sweet are suddenly eliminated with a Double
Clothesline from Kathy Smith to the arena floor.
Ricky Simms: Kathy Smith wants a shot at that Divas Title … to get
back into the wrestling game after be relegated to announcing
duties.
Rebella DeCesare: There isn’t enough money on earth to make people
sit through a Kathy Smith match.
Kosmic Kitty shoves Tanja Michaels away and begins wrestling with
Hoshi. Tanja climbs the turnbuckle and goes for a Crossbody onto
Chastity, but Chastity catches the tiny teenage Diva and dumps her
over the ropes like a sack of potatoes. Chastity turns and suddenly
comes face to face with Precious. As Kelly and Bombshell’s fist
fight begins dominating one side of the match, the crowd cheers as
the former rivals Precious and Chastity circle each other as well.
They lock-up, but Chastity instantly knees Precious in the gut.
Chastity sets Precious up for a Powerbomb, but Precious counters the
move into a Headscissors over the ropes! The two Divas land on the
apron and begin exchanging punches … but Chastity once again gains
the upper hand. Chastity sets Precious up for another Powerbomb on
the ring apron, but Kathy, hit’s a Clothesline while running along
the side of the ropes inside the ring, knocking Chastity back onto
the apron and down to the arena floor! The crowd cheers as Kathy
talks trash. Kathy runs off of the ropes and comes at Precious to
eliminate her as well, but Precious ducks and pulls down the rope,
sending Kathy out to the apron as well. Chastity is on her feet and
angrily pulls Kathy off of the apron, eliminating her. Kathy and
Chastity begin punching each other in the face as the referees try
to break them up. Precious watches on the apron, trying to catch her
breath … but suddenly, Rose hit’s a high roundhouse kick to
Precious’ head, causing her to fall to the floor as well!
Ricky Simms: Rose is playing for keeps in this match!
Rebella DeCesare: She’s Canadian, can she even spell “keeps”?
Rose turns to face the rest of her competition … and we see Hoshi
delivering chops to Kitty in the corner … while Kelly delivers kicks
to Bombshell in another.
Ricky Simms: This is going to be interesting. Rose is up against
four other Divas that have carved out their own legacies in the CWA.
Rebella DeCesare: Yeah, wonderful legacies … two of these Divas will
sleep with anything … one Diva does nothing but eat fattening snack
foods and fail at suicide … and another one has been known as the
resident jobber Diva. Swell.
Kelly gets whipped into the corner by Bombshell. Bombshell charges,
but Kelly gives Bombshell an elbow to the face. Kelly pushes herself
up onto the turnbuckle, but Bombshell runs up and hit’s a handstand
Headscissors out of the corner. Kelly moves Bombshell’s legs from
around her head and grabs on, pulling Bombshell up into a straddling
position on the turnbuckle! The Divas exchanged more punches, but
the crowd boos as 6Pac Dudley suddenly jumps through the audience
and onto the ring apron. 6Pac tries to help eliminate Bombshell, but
instead, both Bombshell and Kelly hit him in the face. 6Pac grabs
onto both of them as he falls and all three tumble to the apron, but
Bombshell is the only one who doesn’t tumble onto the floor! Kelly
and 6Pac stagger, trying to get up. Bombshell climbs back up onto
the turnbuckle and suddenly, she eliminates herself by vaulting off
with a Diving Crossbody onto both Kelly and 6Pac. All three end up
on the floor sprawled out.
Ricky Simms: The Aerial Champion is proving why she’s Aerial
Champion!
Rebella DeCesare: Okay, I still don’t like her … but that was damn
impressive. For her.
Ricky Simms: We’re down to three Divas … can Rose win this match and
earn her contract???
Kitty goes to the corner with Hoshi and she’s ready to set up for
the Boo Boo Kitty. However, Rose is there to make sure the move
doesn’t follow through … helping Hoshi send Kitty to the outside!
Kitty stomps on the arena floor, looking dejected and disappointed.
Ricky Simms: We’re down to the final two!
Rebella DeCesare: Wonderful. The person that wins this match is
going to definitely become our new Divas Champion.
Ricky Simms: Change of heart, Rebella?
Rebella DeCesare: Something like that …
Hoshi Yakamoto and Rose shakes hands and circle each other. Hoshi
gives Rose a knee to the gut before she charges and whips her off of
the ropes. Rose comes back with a Lou Thesz Press, but Hoshi catches
her and runs towards the turnbuckle! Rose gets smashed into the
turnbuckle. Hoshi then whips her into the opposite turnbuckle, but
Rose flips forward into the turnbuckle and swings her legs to the
outside and lands on the apron. Hoshi has been following her at a
fast speed in an attempt to squash her into the turnbuckle, and she
is unable to stop in time to keep from sailing into the turnbuckle
and over the ring post, eliminating herself! Rose has done it as she
gets in the ring, crying excitedly and jumping around as the crowd
cheers.
Ricky Simms: Rose has done it! Rose has won the Battle Royal AND her
contract! What the-
As Rose celebrates, Rebella sneaks into the ring and ambushes Rose
from behind, grabbing her by the hair and wrestling tights and
sending her out onto over the top-rope. Rose gets stuck, so Rebella
thoughtfully kicks the puck bunny in the stomach, causing Rose to
fall to the floor. The crowd boos heavily as Rebella smiles and bows
… Kathy Smith, at ringside hands her mic to Rebella who addresses
the live audience.
Rebella DeCesare: I told Ricky Simms that the person who won this
Battle Royal would go on to become Divas Champion … and you know
something? I was absolutely right.
The crowd chants “YOU’RE A WHORE!” through the arena as Rebella
smiles.
Rebella DeCesare: As part of The EVC Doctrine, every title will be
brought into our stable … and that includes the Divas Title. My
first act of business as The First Lady of Violence … is this … to
eliminate and eradicate all traces of The Yakamoto lineage. Veronica
DiAtella … you’ve been put on notice … your belt is mine.
“Shook Me All Night Long” by AC/DC begins to play as Rebella smiles
vindictively in the ring and Rose cries, upset that she was so close
at getting back her contract. Lesher returns to his commentating
position.
Dr. Henry Lesher: So, what did I miss?
Ricky Simms: A travesty, Doc. A complete travesty.

Backstage in catering, multicolored streamers and balloons decorate
the entire place as various members of the roster weave in and out
of the room … the camera focuses on a large, white sheet cake that
reads “Happy Birthday Tommy” and it’s obvious that we have
interrupted Tommy Purr’s 27th birthday. The camera takes note of
Tommy Purr … who is talking to Malk. Malk hands Tommy a wrapped box
and states matter-of-factly.
Malk: I didn’t know what to get you since you have more money than
God … but I heard you liked stuffed animals.
Tommy Purr: Thanks Malk, you didn’t have to get me a gift.
Malk: Eh, no big deal. I have to get ready for my match, thanks for
inviting me.
Malk walks off and Tommy opens the gift happily … Tommy gives a
dumbfounded look and pulls out a dead Yorkshire Terrier that’s
obviously been prepared by a taxidermist. Suddenly, Myst enters the
picture, a smug look on her face.
Myst: I didn’t expect Malk to take me so literally when I told him
you liked stuffed animals … a Care Bear would’ve sufficed, but this
is funnier.
Myst morbidly pokes at the glazed eyes of the taxidermied dog as
Tommy responds to Myst in a bored fashion.
Tommy Purr: Ah, well, I didn’t expect YOU to show up … did someone
tell you there was free cake?
Myst smiles warmly and then folds her arms.
Myst: Actually, I came over to speak with you … privately.
Tommy Purr: … About?
Myst: You’ll have to find out … in private. Let’s just say … I have
a few birthday gifts for you that I don’t think you’ll want to
return.
Myst turns on her heels and walks away. Tommy seems leery and then
looks down at his stuffed Terrier.
Tommy Purr: I think I’ll name you Moscow.
Tommy then puts the dog under his arm and follows Myst off camera.

Sammy Jo Johnson vs. Kosmic Kitty
"Who Made Who" by AC/DC plays as Sammy Jo
Johnson makes her way onto the stage where the crowd gives her a
mixed response. The camera then looks to ringside where Kathy Smith
is in her new role as ring announcer and she is shaking her head.
Sammy Jo makes her way down the ramp with Ophelia and Chastity close
behind her. Johnson steps through the ropes into the ring and then
tests the ropes while her music fades. We then hear "Lala" by Ashlee
Simpson and await the arrival of Kosmic Kitty. Instead, Rated R
makes his way onto the stage shaking his head.
Rated R - You see, this is why the CWA is
floundering and being run over by a second rate stable. Samantha
Johnson against Kosmic Kitty? No, not tonight. If Samantha wants a
match, she is going to have to wait as I have talked it over with
Myst and agreed that this match is not to take place tonight.
Samantha Johnson shakes her head and grabs
the microphone from ring announcer Kathy Smith.
Sammy Jo Johnson - How the hell am I
supposed to believe that?
Rated R - Oh, I have the hammer tonight in
terms of control. When this night is out, you'll see why I have the
control and this roster is in for it. Everyone will see why Ryan
Yorke is still the best wrestler in this business. I am the smartest
and most talented which is a deadly combination. Samantha, your
night is done and Kosmic Kitty will be better served waiting for a
decent challenger.
Rated R walks off with a smirk on his face
while the Glamour Girls shake their heads inside the ring. Kathy is
seen smiling at ringside, though.

Bruce Miller is seen in his locker room looking concerned when
Vesuvius enters the picture.
Vesuvius - What's this I hear about our
match tonight?
Bruce Miller - Shannon is in jail.
Vesuvius - What?
Bruce Miller - Apparently Ryan created a
restraining order and Shannon was in violation of it by being in the
building tonight, so they took him away. It's bull, because Shannon
was never served the notice.
Vesuvius - Looks like he's exposed Shannon
as the paper hero he is.
Bruce Miller - I'll let him know you send
your love.
Vesuvius - Maybe Ryan is just what this company needs right now, a
major shake up.
Bruce Miller - The thing is, there are people around here who
aren't exactly a big fan of Ryan.
Vesuvius - I can't see anyone stepping
forward right now, though.
Bruce Miller - I certainly can.
Vesuvius - Who?
We return to the ring before he has a
chance to answer.

JC Michaels vs. Greyson Blaze
"My Own Enemy" by Thousand Foot Krutch
plays as Greyson Blaze makes his way onto the stage with Daniel
McCoy at his side. The crowd cheers as Blaze makes his way down the
ramp and then pulls himself onto the apron while McCoy takes his
spot at ringside. Blaze steps through the ropes into the ring and
then leans back against the corner while his music fades and then we
hear "Suicide Messiah" by Black Label Society plays and JC Michaels
makes his way onto the stage where the crowd greets him with loud
boos. Michaels is followed closely by Gary Barber down the ramp to
ringside and then JC rolls himself under the bottom rope into the
ring. JC gets to his feet and referee Mark Davis calls for the bell
as Blaze and JC start trading punches to the head. JC then thumbs
Blaze in the eye and whips him into the corner buckle and then gives
him an arm drag back to the middle of the ring.
Ricky Simms - Greyson Blaze has a chance to
build on the momentum he has been creating with this match against
JC Michaels.
Henry Lesher - Yeah, but JC will expose him as the flash in the pan
he is and be done with it.
JC Michaels applies a sleeper hold on Blaze
while McCoy tries to encourage Greyson from ringside. Greyson
reaches for the ropes while he refuses to submit to the hold by JC.
Greyson lunges and manages to grab the top rope which forces the
break and JC releases him. Greyson then turns and gives JC a series
of knife edge chops to the chest which drive him to the ropes.
Greyson then whips JC off the ropes and then gives him a backdrop to
the mat before giving him a knee drop to the forehead and then he
goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by JC. Greyson then stands JC
up, whips him off the ropes and misses with a clothesline when JC
ducks it and then he gives Greyson a tilt a whirl over the knee
backbreaker and then JC goes for the quick pin. 1...2... kick out by
Greyson. Ricky
Simms - Both men get the early two counts in this one.
Henry Lesher - JC is the better man.
Greyson is dead in the water.
JC stands Greyson up, whips him into the
corner buckle and then charges for a shoulder block, but Greyson
brings a foot up and kicks JC in the jaw and then he jumps to the
second rope and then levels JC with a double axe handle smash from
there before he goes for another pin. 1...2... kick out by JC.
Greyson then stands JC up, whips him off the ropes and misses with a
clothesline as JC ducks that and then he gives Greyson a knee to the
gut and a snap mare into another sleeper hold. Greyson responds with
a snap mare on JC to break the hold and places JC in a sleeper which
is broken when JC manages to grab the middle rope. JC then rolls
himself out to the floor with Gary Barber, both men shaking their
heads. Ricky
Simms - It appears Greyson is more game for this match than they
expected. Henry
Lesher - Like it matters.
JC has a few words with Barber and then he
pulls himself onto the apron. Greyson greets him with a series of
rights and lefts and then pulls him through the ropes into the ring.
Greyson applies a headlock on JC and then gives him a bulldog to the
mat before he rolls him over for another pin attempt. 1...2... kick
out by JC Michaels. Greyson then stands JC up, whips him off the
ropes and gives him a dropkick to the mat. Greyson then goes to the
corner buckle and makes his way to the top. Gary Barber then jumps
onto the apron and shouts at Greyson. Greyson leaps off and gives
Gary a dropkick to the chest that sends him to the floor. Greyson
lands on the mat where he takes a brutal punch to the face from JC
who turns him and then gives him a DDT to the mat before rolling him
over for the pin and he hooks the tights. 1...2...3! JC Michaels
gets the win tonight through nefarious means.
Ricky Simms - I would give anything for JC
to win a match fairly.
Henry Lesher - It just shows he is smarter
than everyone he fights.
As JC's arm is raised, we see 6Pac Dudley
rolling himself into the ring with a hockey stick in hand. He slams
Greyson across the back with it while Daniel McCoy rolls himself
into the ring to come to Greyson's aid. He tackles JC to the mat and
then trips the feet out from under 6Pac. 6Pac then hits Daniel in
the head with the hockey stick, sending him out to the floor and
then he hits Greyson in the ribs with it repeatedly while JC rolls
himself out of the ring and starts to make his way up the ramp with
Gary Barber. Dudley then stands over Greyson and looks ready to
finish him off while Bombshell slips into the ring behind 6Pac. She
then taps him on the shoulder and delivers the Bitch Kick when he
turns around, sending him down to the mat. She then rolls herself
out to the floor while the fans cheer.
Ricky Simms - What a mess.
Henry Lesher - Bombshell always leaves a
mess behind in her dealings with men. It's part of the reason she
can't stick to just one. It sickens me.

Vigilante is seen backstage with Ray Dees.
Ray Dees - Vig, it was great to see you at
ringside with Max last week.
Vigilante - It's always great to see me
Ray! Ray Dees -
The fans are wondering when you'll be back.
Vigilante - Have you looked around here,
Ray? This place is crawling with parasites. It's crawling with the
kind of filth we used to keep on the outside. Why would I soil my
reputation by lowering myself to being a part of this garbage?
Ray Dees - Then why were you at ringside
watching it?
Vigilante - Max bought the tickets.
Ray Dees - We thought you hated Max.
Vigilante - I do.
Ray Dees - Then why sit with him?
Vigilante - He bought the tickets. Am I
getting ahead of you, Ray?
Ray Dees - You're wearing an EOS T-shirt.
Does that hint at a comeback of the greatest faction that the CWA
ever knew?
Vigilante - I believe you're forgetting GoBoomRay there, Dees. Those
guys were awesome. It was like Al Snow and Leif Cassidy rolled into
one. Ray Dees -
They were the same guy.
Vigilante - No, Boom had a mask and Ray's
face changed every week. He must have paid a fortune in plastic
surgery. Ray
Dees - No, I mean Snow and Cassidy.
Vigilante - They weren't in GoBoomRay. Try
to keep up, Dees. You're slipping in your old age.
Vigilante shakes his head and exits the
shot.

Myst is in the ring and she has a smile on her face as the CWA fans
are at a frenzy right now.
Myst - I'm out here right now to address a challenge that was
presented to me by a member of the EVC, Eternity.
The fans start booing the mention of Eternity.
Myst - Yeah I don't like him much either. But he has proposed that
there be a match at BOTW where he faces an opponent that I choose,
and if he wins....then the EVC will run the CWA for a month. And if
he loses, then the EVC will not play any games and interfere in
matches for a month. Well before I answer this challenge, I'd like
for Eternity to come out here now so I can answer his
challenge.....in person.
After a few moments, "The Imperial March" by Metallica blares over
the PA sytem as Eternity walks through the curtain followed by JC
Michaels. They head to the ring as the fans are booing them. Myst
has a smile on her face as both Eternity and JC step into the ring
and stand across from her.
Myst - Well JC, I didn't think you'd be out here but I'm sure you'll
like what I have to say as well.
JC - Well I invited myself....
Myst - Well that's fine. But anyway, to answer your
challenge......I'm always up for a good challenge, and as a result
of that....I accept your proposal for BOTW!!!
The fans have a mixed reaction as both Eternity and JC are jumping
up and down and excited over the chance to take over the CWA for a
month. Myst is smiling and nodding her head.
Eternity - That's great! I can't wait for BOTW now! And after I win,
then you're gonna see what it's like to have someone screw with your
career, and screw with your life every chance they get!
JC - Yeah and you're not gonna like it one bit....
Myst is still smiling though as the fans continue to boo the EVC.
Both JC and Eternity raise their hands as they are about to exit the
ring.
Myst - Wait guys.....don't you want to know who you'll be facing at
BOTW?
Eternity and JC both turn around and walk back towards Myst.
Eternity - It doesn't really matter....but sure, go ahead and tell
me.
Myst - You know it's actually pretty funny. Because when you made
your proposal, I received a phone call from someone about 20 minutes
after it aired. A phone call from someone begging and pleading with
me to be the man to step in the ring with you. And when I got the
call from this person, I have to admit I had my doubts. The Dynasty
had their doubts as well. But after some thinking about it....I
decided to give this man what he wants, and give him a CWA
contract.....and a match against you!
Eternity - That's all fine and good. So who is this guy that clearly
has a deathwish?
Myst laughs as she shakes her head.
Myst - I'll tell you what....I'll give you a hint and see if you can
figure it out on your own. The one thing you should know about this
man.....is that you've NEVER beaten him in the ring.
Eternity looks confused as he turns to JC and then back to Myst....
Eternity - Are you telling me you went out and found "The Cannibal"
Slater Shaw? No one has heard from that guy in years!
Myst - No....it's not Slater Shaw.
Eternity - Okay, well then it has to be Kaz Nakamaki. He's a former
BLPW World Champion....
Myst - Nope.....not Kaz either. But if he ever wants a deal here,
he's got it.
Eternity looks even more confused and then his eyes open wide. He
turns to JC and grabs him by the shirt!
Eternity - It's you! It's you, isn't it JC?!?!?!? We've had our
history and you waited til now to turn your back on me didn't you?
JC smacks Eternity's hands off his shirt and then backs up. He
straightens out his shirt and shakes his head.
JC - Why the hell would it be me? We're on the same team here. I
want to take over the CWA as much as you do, you dope!
Myst - No, I have to say....JC isn't lying....it's not him.
Eternity - Well then I have no clue who it could be. There's no one
else that it could be....
Suddenly standing next to Eternity, JC's eyes get very wide and he
has a concerned look on his face.
JC - Ummmm.....well, there is one other guy that you've never
beaten.......but there's no way in hell Myst could've gotten
him.....there's no way......
Myst - Oh really? Are you sure about that JC? Well let's find
out......
There is a pause as the fans are waiting with
anticipation......after a few more moments, suddenly the lights dim
and "Space Lord" by Monster Magnet starts blaring over the PA
system! Then a man walks through the curtain and the fans explode!
Ricky Simms - HOLY GOD, It's HAMMER!!!!!
Henry Lesher - You've got to be kidding me!?!?!?! Hammer is the guy
that will be facing Eternity at BOTW??
Ricky Simms - This is unbelievable!!!!
Hammer walks through the curtain wearing a pair of jeans and he has
a wooden baseball bat in hand. The fans are still going crazy as
both Eternity and JC look like they've seen a ghost in the ring.
Hammer goes into a sprint and slides into the ring. Eternity stomps
him a few times. Suddenly Hammer jams the bat into Eternity's gut
and he doubles over. Hammer quickly grabs him and drills him with a
thunderous Hammerbomb!!! Eternity is out of it in the ring as Hammer
then turns and walks towards JC who still looks stunned and hasn't
moved.
Ricky Simms - These guys are supposed to be best friends! What's
happened??
Henry Lesher - JC has burned a lot of bridges recently....maybe this
is another one of them.
Hammer gets right in JC's face and JC puts out his arms basically
telling Hammer to go ahead and hit him. Hammer pauses for a moment
as the fans are still going crazy. Meanwhile, coming down the ramp
is Shadow and Gary Barber. Gary pulls Eternity out of the ring.
Hammer has a smile on his face as he hauls back to crack JC. Before
he can, Shadow grabs JC's legs and pulls him out of the ring as
well. Everyone in the EVC looks to be in shock as they're pointing
at Hammer and yelling various things. Hammer turns his attention to
Myst, and he shakes her hand.
Henry Lesher - I can't believe this.....Now the EVC has to deal with
Hammer too?
Ricky Simms - They're gonna get exactly what they deserve.
Hammer grabs the bat and exits the ring to the cheers of the fans.
Myst follows him out as well.

Greyson Blaze and Bombshell are seen backstage in the gorilla
position. Bombshell is holding the Aerial Title, which is dangled
loosely in one hand.
Greyson Blaze: Thanks for the assist out there … you didn’t have to
though.
Bombshell raises a hand to silence Greyson.
Bombshell: Think of it as me gaining some leverage against an old
flame.
Greyson Blaze: Trust me, there won’t be any aid needed at Battle of
the Warriors.
Bombshell: I’m aware … Tommy speaks very highly about you … and from
what I’ve seen, competing against you would help me bring some
credibility back to this title. However, one word of advice.
Greyson Blaze: What’s that?
Bombshell: Keep your eye on McCoy.
Greyson Blaze: What? I’m confused …
Bombshell shakes her head, disappointed.
Bombshell: McCoy has a history … a very notable one. Trust me when I
say, watch your back.
Greyson Blaze: Look … whatever happened between him and Tommy is
there business, it has nothing to do with me …
Bombshell: Until McCoy makes it about you. Just … please, heed my
warning …
Bombshell walks off as Greyson looks thoughtful. McCoy enters the
frame, looking after the retreating Bombshell.
Daniel McCoy: What was that all about?
Greyson Blaze: Oh … um … she was giving me some pointers about 6Pac.
Daniel McCoy scoffs.
Daniel McCoy: Did she also tell ya’ how she ruined the guy’s career
and drove him insane … 6Pac ain’t always been such a jerk. Watch out
for that girl, Greyson … Ah’ know she’s perdy and every-thang but …
Greyson Blaze: But what?
Daniel McCoy: She’s a man eater. She’s a temptress. Don’t let her
bewitch ya’, Junior. Most importantly, don’t believe every-thang
that she says …
McCoy now walks off as Greyson looks puzzled as to who to trust more
… his tag team partner … or the person holding the title he wants.

Hoshi Yakamoto vs. Tommy Purr
"Switch 625" by Def Leppard plays as Hoshi
Yakamoto makes her way onto the stage where the crowd gives her a
warm response. She is accompanied by Tanja Michaels as they make
their way down the ramp towards the ring and Hoshi then slides under
the bottom rope into the ring. She then jumps into the corner and
sits on the top rope while her music fades and then we hear "Crazy
Bitch" by Buckcherry and Tommy Purr comes out to an equally loud
ovation from the crowd. Purr makes his way down the ramp towards the
ring and then steps up onto the apron before he steps through the
ropes into the ring. Referee Casey Braun calls for the bell as Hoshi
reaches her hand out and Tommy shakes it. The two then lock up and
Tommy quickly backs Hoshi into the corner. Tommy then whips Hoshi to
the opposite corner and then gives her a double underhook suplex to
the middle of the ring and then he delivers a leg drop to the chest
on Hoshi and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Hoshi.
Ricky Simms - Hoshi is down early here.
Henry Lesher - There's a shocker. Get Rated
R back out here. He'll smack her around. Have I mentioned how happy
I am that he's back?
Tommy stands Hoshi up, whips her off the
ropes and then gives her a dropkick that sends her down to the mat.
Tommy then goes to the corner buckle and makes his way to the top
while Hoshi gets to her feet. Tommy leaps off the top rope and
misses with a flying cross body as Hoshi ducks out of the way. Hoshi
then gives Tommy an elbow smash to the chest before he has a chance
to stand and then she applies a headlock on Tommy. Tommy quickly
gets to his feet and backs Hoshi into the ropes, then whips her off
the ropes. Hoshi leap frogs Tommy and then gives him a spinning heel
kick to the back of the head and then she rolls him into a school
boy for the pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Tommy Purr. Hoshi then
stands Tommy up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a
dropkick that sends him back to the mat.
Ricky Simms - Hoshi is holding her own
here. Henry
Lesher - That will last a few moments, no longer.
Hoshi stands Tommy up, whips him into the
corner buckle and then does a hand stand into a head scissors and
then brings Tommy to the mat where she again goes for the pin.
1...2... kick out by Tommy. Hoshi then stands Tommy up, whips him
off the ropes and misses as Tommy ducks a clothesline and then gives
Hoshi a backslide into a pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Hoshi who
then rolls herself out to the floor where she talks things over with
Tanja Michaels. Hoshi then pulls herself onto the apron and steps
into the ring and locks up with Tommy. Hoshi then knees Tommy in the
gut, whips him off the ropes and gives him a backdrop, but Tommy
lands on his feet and then gives Hoshi a standing dropkick to the
back that sends her falling face first to the mat. Tommy then
applies an STF on Hoshi. She quickly manages to grab the bottom rope
which breaks the hold.
Ricky Simms - Quick thinking by Hoshi
there. Henry
Lesher - She is just delaying the inevitable.
Hoshi gets to her feet and ducks a wild
right from Tommy and then she gives him an atomic drop and then
trips his feet out from under him and she goes for the pin. 1...2...
reversal into a small package by Tommy. 1...2...3! Tommy wins the
match and we see Max Cameron applauding at ringside while standing
next to him is none other than CWA hall of famer Dizz.
Ricky Simms - Tommy gets the win and
apparently Max brought someone else here tonight.
Henry Lesher - Hey, Dizz can at least
wrestle. He could beat the holy hell out of most of the posers we
have around here. I just wonder when Max became the Raven of the CWA
with his band of misfits at ringside.
Tommy rolls himself out to the floor and
nods towards Dizz and Max as he makes his way to the ramp.

The scene takes us backstage where we see Myst walking through the
hallway. As she gets to her locker room, she sees a security guy
that was standing outside her door, laid out on the ground. He
checks on the guard who seems to be out cold.
Myst - What the hell is this?
Myst opens up the door of her locker room and sees that the lights
are out.
Myst - Who the hell is in here???
Myst turns the light on.....
Myst - Oh this is real great...
Inside her office we see hanging from a noose attached to the
ceiling is a life-size cut-out of Myst herself. On top of the
cut-out is a large black cowboy hat, with the initials "M.R." on the
hat. Myst looks furious as she tears down the noose and the
life-size cut-out. She stomps on the cowboy hat as Wyatt Gibson
walks into the scene as well.
Wyatt - Uhhh....what are you doing?
Myst - This Midnight Rider crap is making me crazy! Wyatt, I wanna
know who this guy is, and what the hell he's doing here. And if he's
a member of the EVC they're all gonna pay!
Wyatt - We're sure it's not Dusty Rhodes right??
Myst - Just get out of here....
Wyatt walks away as Myst sits down behind her desk.
Ricky Simms - The Midnight Rider strikes again......
Henry Lesher - This guys making enemies in a hurry.

The Bomb Shelter
“Piece of Me” by Britney Spears plays in
the arena as Bombshell is already in the ring, which has been set up
for her talk show segment, The Bomb Shelter. The crowd cheers and
whistles at the curvaceous Aerial Champion, dressed in a red,
sequined cocktail dress in black stilettos. The music fades as
Bombshell brings her microphone to her lips …
Bombshell: Last Tuesday … over at Empire State Wrestling … the
annual Soul Survivor Tournament took place. In that tournament, one
person walked away with the crown of Soul Survivor … and a shot at
any championship title belt in the ESW of their choosing. Let’s take
a look at the footage.
Stills are shown of last week’s Soul Survivor, we see images of
Tommy Purr fighting Malk, Brian Karagias, Decan Kayne, and Steve
Hawkins in the tournament … the images are shown to sound effects of
moves being hit in the ring, the reaction of the crowd, and the ESW
commentators talking. Stills are then shown of all four men falling
to The Tommyknocker … and then of Tommy having his hand raised after
being named the Soul Survivor. The camera returns to the arena … and
the fans are cheering wildly as Bombshell smiles broadly.
Bombshell: In one evening, four men fell prey to his finisher … in
one evening, he became known as the Icon of the CWA by the ESW
Commentators … in one evening, he made history … there is only one
word to describe the person that is my guest tonight … that word is
… TOMMY!
“Crazy Bitch” by Buckcherry hit’s the P.A. and the crowd is on its
feet for Tommy Purr as he makes his way out to the arena with the
CWA Tag Team Title over his shoulder. Dressed in a sharp black suit
with a white collared shirt, Tommy takes a moment to take in the
audience’s ovation. Tommy then saunters down to the ring as the fans
cheer him on. Tommy enters the ring where Bombshell hands him his
own microphone. She gives him a big hug and we can hear her say how
proud she is of him. The music fades and the crowd’s reaction dies
down.
Bombshell: Tommy … it’s been a huge week for you. First off, how
does it feel, representing the CWA, walking into another company …
and winning such a historic event?
Tommy Purr: Honestly. It felt phenomenal. It felt exhilarating. It
was a moment that truly became one of the most memorable of my
career.
Bombshell: And what of the ESW locker room? What do you have to say
in regards to your opponents?
Tommy Purr: Unlike those in the ESW that talk bad about us here in
the CWA, I’m not going to blast them … there’s no need. They called
us Crappy Wrestling Association and other various names, but I went
in there … and I showed them that we’re not crap. We’re just that
damn good.
The crowd cheers wildly and begins chanting Tommy’s name.
Bombshell: With the annual Soul Survivor Tournament, the winner is
granted a title shot of his or her choosing for any title on the
roster. Everyone is dying to know … what title are you planning on
challenging for?
Tommy Purr is about to give his answer, when all of a sudden -
J.C. Michaels: Whoa, whoa, whoa … nobody cares …
J.C. Michaels appears on the stage, interrupting the interview, much
to the fans’ chagrin. J.C. makes his way toward the ring, his T.V.
Title strapped around his waist, a microphone in hand. He makes his
way up the stairs hastily and into the ring … as Tommy calmly looks
on. J.C. then positions himself just a foot away from Tommy.
J.C. Michaels: Are you forgetting … Tommy, where you are right now?
No one cares that you blew your way - no pun intended - to a
tournament victory over the likes of Malk and Steve Hawkins. No one
cares about your exploits in another company … in fact, I’d say it’s
safe to bet that many people would find you a little hypocritical
for your presence over in the ESW. I mean, you verbally bash The EVC
for fairly dominating over you and your pathetic friends here in the
CWA … and then you go over and dominate a sapless bunch of wrestlers
who couldn’t wrestle if their lives depended on it? C’mon, Tom-Tom …
it’s plain as day you want to be just like me, just like Barber …
it’s obvious you want to be part of The EVC.
Tommy Purr: Michaels … the difference between me and you is the
simple fact that I was INVITED into the ESW … they wanted me over
there, and more importantly, they wanted me to stay. YOU? No one
likes you, nor does anyone want you to stay … and it’s a pity that
we have to bare the cross for Myst making a mistake in judgment by
giving you a longer than necessary contract.
The crowd cheers as Tommy smirks and J.C. glares, his mouth
twitching angrily as he grinds his teeth.
Tommy Purr: Did I make you mad, J.C.? You really shouldn’t make that
face … it makes you look older.
J.C. Michaels: Do you know what truly disgusts me more than anything
else in this company?
Tommy Purr: Your body odor?
J.C. Michaels: Keep cracking your jokes, Tommy … but I’m serious.
What disgusts me the most is how these moronic people feed into your
B.S. … how they eat out of your hand and fawn all over you. You’re
seen as the CWA ‘Icon’ for winning a tournament? Where’s Gary
Barber’s respect for winning The King of Philadelphia? Where’s my
respect for being TV. Champion? You invade a promotion and are
granted a title shot … meanwhile, I had to bruise egos and bust
skulls for weeks before I was granted a shot at any gold. The ESW is
treating you like gold, and it annoys me that your rewarded and
praised for your hypocrisy.
Tommy Purr: Again, the differences between you and I are obvious and
apparent … I didn’t threaten to shut down the ESW like you
threatened to do with the CWA. You and your boys stormed in here
like you were Nazis searching for Anne Frank … I’m one man trying to
bolster his resume. You’re one man who is getting too big for his
britches.
J.C. Michaels: At the rate you’re going, Tommy … the ESW might as
well just close its doors right now.
Tommy Purr: What’s the supposed to mean?
J.C. Michaels: C’mon, Tom-Tom … everything you touch turns to shit.
Tommy understands what J.C. is getting at as J.C. grins and
continues on.
J.C. Michaels: Look at Daniel McCoy. You got with him two years ago
… the man was set to become a Main Eventer in the AW … and then his
career went down the toilet. Your marriage fell apart. Your
half-brother Eli Ryder was fired … your own twin sister Leda was
fired tonight as well. You are Tag Team Champions with Jack Spade …
but … whoops … where is Spade now? You trained Hoshi Yakamoto … and
now she’s too busy chasing tail to be taken seriously. Your
surrogate big brother Gerard Angelo? Yeah … his fake death might as
well have been real … because no one has cared about him or his
career for a good two years. And then, there’s your mentor … your
old buddy … Rated-R. The man was damn-well in retirement … and then
gets owned by Shannon Skanes backstage and doesn’t even throw a
punch. Pathetic. Your ‘Crap Shoot’ is contagious … poor Bombshell
can’t seem to keep a man or get T.V. time … God knows what will
become of Greyson Blaze now that he’s under your win. Your track
record speaks for itself Tommy … those who get involved with you,
are doomed …
J.C. is being booed out of the building at this point as he grins
wickedly at Tommy Purr. Tommy looks at him thoughtfully and smiles
weakly, pulling the microphone to his mouth.
Tommy Purr: Then I guess, it’s safe to assume, you’re next.
JC's grin fades as Tommy continues.
Tommy Purr: You’re right. I forgot where I was tonight. My challenge
for an ESW title can wait … right now, I’m staring at someone who
needs an ass kicking more desperately than Karagias, Sunn, or Kayne.
The crowd cheers wildly as the two men stare each other down.
Tommy Purr: I never thought I’d say this, Michaels. But I want you.
I want you bad.
J.C. gives a weirded out look as the crowd laughs.
Tommy Purr: I want you in this ring … no EVC, no Divine Intervention
… just you and me … this goes beyond your group, this goes beyond
the BLPW or CWA … this has now become about you and me … and you
have now made things even more personal. At Battle of the Warriors,
on the biggest stage the CWA has to offer, I hereby challenge you
for the Television Championship.
The crowd cheers loudly as J.C. smirks.
J.C. Michaels: You think you can take me on? You think you have what
it takes to do what your brother couldn’t?
Tommy Purr: I think the real question is, J.C. … do you have what it
takes to put on a good match … and step out of Barber’s shadow? Or
is your career going to go down faster than your promotion did … or
worse, is it going to go down faster than your whore of girlfriend?
J.C. hauls off and slaps the taste out of Tommy’s mouth. The crowd
is shocked and in a frenzy as Tommy calmly turns his face back to
J.C. and smiles.
Tommy Purr: Please, sir … may I have some more?
J.C. goes to slap Tommy again, but Tommy blocks it and delivers his
own! The crowd explodes as the two begin brawling in the ring! The
two fall to the mat, rolling over one another and exchanging more
punches. Suddenly, Barber and Shadow appear, trying to pry Michaels
away … Frank Merritt and Jack Spade slide into the ring and are
trying to get Tommy off of Michaels as well. The crowd is going wild
as Tommy keeps punching Michaels who has a handful of Tommy’s collar
and is hitting him in the gut. Eternity runs down to the ring to
help break up the fight as well … and out follows Greyson Blaze, who
steps into the ring to help calm Tommy down. J.C. is out of the ring
and being pulled to the back as Rebella appears and tries to talk
him down. J.C. screams obscenities in Tommy’s direction, blood
trickling from a small cut on JC's forehead, as Tommy is held in
place by his friends. The crowd begins chanting Tommy’s name as
Tommy grins, blood making a small trail from Tommy’s nose.

Wyatt Gibson is seen mumbling to himself backstage as he makes his
way through a corridor and then comes face to face with Shelia
Lavin. She smirks.
Shelia Lavin - Oh, what is this?
Wyatt Gibson - I must be seeing a ghost.
We're not hiring.
Shelia Lavin - Funny you should mention that. I came here because
I heard there might be a job opening.
Wyatt Gibson - Oh, great, you mean you're
replacing my sister running the divas division?
Shelia Lavin - *frowns* No, I wouldn't
debase myself with such a pedestrian task. I heard there might be a
job open at the general manager position for this show.
Wyatt Gibson - My job?
Shelia Lavin - I hear there's been a lot of
chaos and unruly behavior of late around here. That's a shame and it
reflects on you, Wyatt. It doesn't reflect well.
Wyatt Gibson - I don't deserve to be fired.
Shelia Lavin - I am not the one you need to
convince. Where is Myst's office, anyway?
Wyatt Gibson - Go to hell.
Wyatt moves on and Shelia frowns.
Shelia Lavin - Such insolence, he's clearly
overcompensating for something.

The Moose vs. Eternity
"The Imperial March" be Metallica plays for
the second time tonight as a less happy Eternity than normal emerges
onto the stage with Shadow in tow. Shadow stays close to Eternity
with a chair in his right hand as they watch out for Hammer. They
reach ringside without incident and Eternity then pulls himself onto
the apron before he steps through the ropes into the ring. His music
then fades and we hear "Where Eagles Dare" by The Misfits and The
Moose makes his way onto the stage where the crowd gives him a warm
ovation, possibly the loudest of the night. He holds the CWA title
high above his head before he makes his way down the ramp towards
the ring. He then stops at ringside and hands the title belt to the
timekeeper before he pulls himself onto the ring apron and then
steps through the ropes into the ring. Referee Steve Blake then
calls for the bell and Moose and Eternity start trading rights and
lefts which causes the fans to cheer.
Ricky Simms - Moose has been chased by the
EVC members a lot and tonight he is taking the fight to them.
Henry Lesher - I just don't know how long
Moose can do this on his own, though.
Moose backs Eternity into the corner with a
forearm smash to the jaw and then whips him to the opposite corner
before he charges and lands a knee lift to the chest on Eternity.
Moose then gives Eternity a scoop slam to the middle of the ring and
then applies a full Nelson on Eternity as the fans start to chant
his name. We see Shadow pacing at ringside and he grabs the bottom
rope and considers pulling himself onto the apron, but the referee
warns him off about such a tactic. Eternity manages to snag the
bottom rope with his foot which causes the referee to force a break
of the hold. Moose releases Eternity and he bails out of the ring,
signaling for a timeout.
Ricky Simms - Moose in complete control, so
Eternity is looking for a break.
Henry Lesher - One on one, no one can deny
that Moose is tough.
Moose drops and rolls himself out to the
floor after Eternity. Moose grabs Eternity by the arm and Eternity
uses his free arm to thumb Moose in the eye and then gives him a
forearm smash to the jaw before slamming his face into the steel
guard railing. Eternity then whips Moose shoulder first into the
steel corner post. Eternity rolls Moose into the ring and then rolls
himself in before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Moose.
Eternity then stands Moose up, whips him into the corner buckle and
then gives him a series of knees to the gut before giving him a hip
toss to the mat. Eternity then picks Moose up and gives him a power
slam to the mat before he hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2... kick
out by Moose. Eternity shakes his head as he stands Moose up and
then he runs him shoulder first into the corner buckle before giving
him a German suplex to the mat. Eternity again tries for the pin.
1...2... kick out by Moose and the crowd cheers.
Ricky Simms - Eternity is having some
difficulty in pinning Moose here.
Henry Lesher - No one questions Moose in
the toughness department. He's just a loner and that doesn't bode
well for him against EVC members.
Eternity stands Moose up, whips him off the
ropes and Moose ducks a clothesline, picks Eternity up and gives him
a fireman's carry into a side slam to the mat. Moose then rains down
punches on the downed Eternity before he stands Eternity up, whips
him off the ropes and then gives him a backdrop to the mat. Moose
then gives Eternity a leg drop to the throat and then goes for the
pin. 1...2... kick out by Eternity.
Ricky Simms - Moose is also having problems
finishing the match here.
Henry Lesher - Oh, this match could go on
for awhile.
Moose stands Eternity up, whips him into the corner buckle and then
looks towards the ramp. Moose rolls himself out of the ring and
heads off Gary Barber with a belt shot to the jaw, sending Barber to
the floor. Shadow chases Moose and also takes a belt shot to the jaw
as the referee calls for the bell. Moose then rolls himself into the
ring and Eternity bails out rather than take a belt shot from the
champion. Moose stands inside the ring with the belt held high as
the fans chant his name again.
Ricky Simms - As I said, Moose is not a
victim tonight. He refuses to take a beating from the EVC.
Henry Lesher - What happens next week when
they get a chance for revenge?
Ricky Simms - We'll find out on the next
edition of Overdrive. Tune in for...
"I Hate Everything About You" by Three Days
Grace plays as Rated R makes his way onto the stage. He is
applauding in golf clap manner and rolls his eyes before he speaks
on the microphone.
Rated R - Gary Barber? JC Michaels? Shadow?
Eternity? All here in my little company? You see, this is where
Moose has his ending and all is right with the world. Tonight is my
night, though. Myst, I want my answer.
We then see Myst on the big screen hanging
above the stage.
Myst - My answer is..... yes. You get your job back and you're in
the ring next week.
Rated R - And Battle of the Warriors?
Myst pauses and sighs.
Myst - Rated R will fight Shannon Skanes
in... a buried alive match.
Rated R - That's fantastic. And who do I
warm up for that against next week? Maybe I get to beat up Hoshi or
Kira or a Goomba of some sort?
Myst - Next week, you square off against...
Sal Clemenzo.
The crowd cheers wildly as Rated R's jaw drops and Sal emerges onto
the stage and the two stars start brawling.
Ricky Simms - Oh my God! These two had a
bloody feud that raged for months and it just got rekindled! Sal and
Ryan are beating the hell out of each other!
Henry Lesher - There is a GOD! Next week is
going to be GREAT!
We fade to black on Sal and Rated R being
separated by security team members and Rated R and Sal threatening
each other as if they still hated one another. |