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Terror in the Aisles 2011 Shannon Skanes - The dream began nearly thirty years ago. I opened this company to people from the outside, people who promised to do their best to make this company the place everyone wanted to be, the company everyone envied. That was the oath that was sworn to me and now here we are, eight years from that date and this company costs me more than it is worth. He pauses and tosses the towel from around his neck into the row of lockers before him where it hits and then falls to the floor. Shannon Skanes - I fought my heart out against Ryan Yorke at Battle of the Warriors 2011 and no one cares! I retired the greatest of those who have come through that door and no one bats an eye. I battle every damned show to make you people look good and to get the CWA back to the top! I have worked so damned hard for so damned long and this is what I get in return. Terror In the Aisles becomes a joke and I have another huge match with a legend in this company and no one really cares. He slowly stands and scratches his forehead while letting out a long sigh. Shannon Skanes - I am not going to just roll over and die! I am going to do what I do best. Tonight, Moose, you're the last. This is where I reach the end of the line. Following tonight, I'll be a manager to Pyro and Max Cameron. I will also be wrestling on the Originals side of things. I have a few people on that roster I have to pick a fight with over things that have been said and done which they may not even realize I am aware of. I was the hero and now I am the villain to you people. Tonight, Moose gets to face the villain and we will see if he is man enough to defeat the demon. My vote.... Moose is going to regret coming out tonight.
He punches a locker and heads out while we then go to the opening
of the show. "Haifisch" by Rammstein plays as we see images of Max
Cameron, Pyro, Slim Pickens, Michelle McAllister, Myst, Jack Spade,
The Moose and Shannon Skanes are all seen before we head to ringside
where Ricky Simms and Henry Lesher are ready to call tonight's
action. Ricky Simms - This is the first quarter-final match in a tournament to decide the new Women's champion of this league. Henry Lesher - Oh Lord, why is this happening? Heidi backs off and heads into the ring. She then stands in the middle of the ring and bows to the fans while an enraged Lydia gets to her feet on the ramp. She then heads down the ramp and has some words for the referee about what happened and demands that Heidi be disqualified while fans at ringside boo her. Lydia tells the fans to shut up and then pulls herself onto the ring apron before stepping through the ropes into the ring. The referee calls for the bell and Lydia continues arguing what happened minutes ago. Kate Simms stands her ground and then Heidi Hawkins kicks Lydia in the back, turns her around and then gives her a springboard bulldog to the mat. Heidi then stands Lydia up, whips her off the ropes and backdrops her to the mat while the fans cheer. "Come With Me" by Puff Daddy then plays and Tony Parizi appears on stage with Sal Clemenzo and Adin Vick on either side of him. The three men make their way down the ramp and Parizi has a microphone in hand. Tony Parizi - This is the end of your attempt to be a sex goddess in this company, Lydia. Daddy isn't watching this anymore. This has gone on long enough and tonight is a very big night for me. Adin Vick slips under the bottom rope into the ring and grabs Lydia by the hair while Sal pulls himself onto the ring apron and stares down Heidi Hawkins. Adin pulls Lydia out of the ring to the floor where she is made to stand before her father. Tony Parizi - It's over. You're going into the family business. Your future is within the waste management career path. This is not up for debate. Parizi grabs Lydia by the hair and pulls her up the ramp while the referee talks this over with Heidi inside the ring. Ricky Simms - I did not expect that.
Henry Lesher - I would claim that I did, buit that would mean I
cared on some level and I really don't. Ricky Simms - The winner of this match gets a title shot against the winner of tonight's Elimination Chamber match. Henry Lesher - So Slim will lose twice tonight then. I get it. Slim battles back to his feet and gives Myst a knife edge chop with his free hand before giving her a scoop slam to the mat. Slim then knee drops Myst before hooking her leg for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Myst. Slim then stands Myst up, whips her off the ropes and backdrops her to the mat and then gives her another knee drop to the chest before he tries for the pin a second time. 1...2... Myst kicks out again. Slim then stands Myst up and whips her through the ropes and out to the floor. Slim drops and rolls himself out to the floor before he then pulls her to her feet. Myst then gives Slim a jawbreaker before she then gives him a spear to the floor. Myst then gets to her feet and rolls herself into the ring where she gets to her feet and the crowd cheers her on. Ricky Simms - Myst is not showing any ring rust tonight at all. Henry Lesher - She is against Slim Pickens. It's not like she is against Rated R or anything. Slim gets to his feet on the floor while the referee counts. He then pulls himself onto the ring apron and ducks a clothesline attempt by Myst before giving her a shoulder block through the ropes. Slim then enters the ring and starts landing rights and lefts to the jaw on Myst before he then gives her a knee to the gut and then a gutwrench suplex to the mat. Slim then goes to the ropes and makes his way to the second rope. Myst gets to her feet and Slim goes for a double axe handle on Myst. Instead, she dropkicks the falling Slim in the chest and he goes to the mat instead. Myst then stands over Slim and shakes her head. She tells Slim he will never be in her league and then she puts the boots to him. Slim uses the ropes to start pulling himself to his feet while Myst continues her barrage against him. Ricky Simms - Slim is tough, but Myst knows that from meeting him before. Henry Lesher - It's sad she has had to touch that man as much as she has. I hope they pay her well for this. Myst whips Slim off the ropes and both wrestlers clothesline one another to the mat. The referee starts counting them both down as the fans are torn on who to cheer for. Slim starts to pull himself to his feet and then Myst tries to tackles him. He dodges that and kicks her in the ribs before giving her a scoop into a power slam to the mat. He hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Myst. Slim then stands Myst up, whips her off the ropes and she ducks a clothesline before giving Slim a knee to the gut and then she gives him a swinging neckbreaker to the mat and she goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out and Slim reverses it with a foot on the bottom rope. 1...2... he takes his foot off the rope. 3! The referee missed Slim's foot on the rope and he wins the match. Ricky Simms - Slim did what he had to in order to end this match quick considering the hell he is likely to go through tonight. Henry Lesher - And yet no one will care. That is the sad truth.
Slim slips out of the ring to the floor and then starts to make
his way up the ramp towards the back while many in the crowd cheer
him on. Some Myst supporters are less enthused and a chant for the
vanquished Myst is heard from them. Shannon Skanes - I don't have time for you. Jack Spade - You will make time for me, boss. After I retain my title tonight, you will meet me inside the ring next week. Shannon Skanes - I am done after tonight. You heard my speech to start the show tonight. Jack Spade - You will meet me inside that ring, Shannon. I will make damned sure of that. Shannon Skanes - It is not going to happen. Just worry about your title match and getting a belt you might actually raise and show some damned pride in yourself for a change. Jack Spade - I am going to enjoy watching Moose beat the hell out of you. Shannon Skanes - Not tonight, Spade. This is my night. I go out on my terms. Shannon pushes himself past Spade and heads towards the ring while Jack sighs and shakes his head.
Jack Spade - Okay, but you brought this on yourself. Ricky Simms - This is insane. We expected a cage match, but with the chamber up there, it wasn't workable. Now, we have Max coming to ringside? The deck is becoming stacked here. Henry Lesher - Quit your whining, Rick. Max and Shannon stop at ringside and talk while Moose tells the referee he wants Shannon inside the ring. Shannon then slowly climbs the ring steps onto the apron and motions for Moose to back off. The crowd boos the owner as he steps through the ropes into the ring and the referee calls for the bell. Moose moves in for a lock up with the owner, but Shannon backs up and leans through the ropes and shouts at the referee to keep Moose away from him. Moose again backs off, already shaking his head at Shannon's antics. Shannon then moves in and eye gouges Moose before placing him in a headlock. Moose then gives Shannon a side suplex to break the headlock and then Moose goes for a quick figure four on the boss, but Shannon kicks him away and escapes out to the floor where he talks with Max again. Ricky Simms - It is not a good sign for Shannon if he is regrouping already. Henry Lesher - Oh but he had the deck stacked, right? Shannon pulls himself back onto the apron and Moose moves in only to have Shannon cover himself and tell the referee to get him to back off. Shannon steps into the ring as Moose argues with the referee. Shannon lands a cheap shot with a thumb to the eye on Moose and then he gives him a series of forearm smashes to the jaw which back him across the ring into the ropes and then Shannon whips Moose off the ropes and then backdrops him to the mat. Referee Mark Davis then has a few words with Shannon about the thumb to the eye and Shannon denies he did it. Shannon then pulls Moose to his feet and Moose gives him a series of rights and lefts that back him into the corner buckle. Moose then climbs to the second rope and rains down punches to the head on Shannon while the fans count the shots. Max Cameron pulls himself onto the ring apron and calls out to Moose. Moose turns and dives at Max, giving him a bionic elbow between the eyes that sends Max back down to the floor as the crowd cheers. Moose then takes a spear to the mat from Shannon who smiles as he kneels next to Moose. Ricky Simms - Moose has to focus his attention on Shannon here, and not worry about Max. Henry Lesher - Moose has history with Max, too. Shannon then pulls Moose to his feet and gives him a slingshot suplex to the mat before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Moose. Shannon shakes his head and pulls Moose to his feet, whips him off the ropes and then dropkicks him down to the mat. Shannon then goes to the ropes and climbs to the top as another chant starts to Moose. Moose slowly gets to his feet and Shannon leaps for a flying cross body. Moose catches Shannon out of mid-air and gives him an overhead slam to the mat and then he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Shannon. Moose then stands Shannon up, whips him off the ropes and knees him in the gut before giving him a pump handle slam to the mat. Max Cameron jumps onto the apron again and Moose gives him a right hook to the jaw. Max maintains his balance and then throws salt into the eyes of Moose which causes the referee to call for the bell and the crowd boos loudly. Ricky Simms - This was a set up. This was a total set up. Henry Lesher - I am amazed Max could aim like that. I am surprised he didn't throw it into his own eyes instead.
Max steps into the ring and starts laying into Moose. Shannon
gets to his feet and joins in on the beating against Moose. The
crowd starts another chant for Moose and then they cheer as Jack
Spade charges down the ramp with his title belt in his hands. He
slips into the ring and clocks Shannon with the belt before giving
Max a knee to the gut and then he clocks Max with the title. Shannon
and Max scramble out of the ring to the floor and head up the ramp
while Jack calls him back to the ring and even holds the ropes open
for the CWA owner and his ally. Ray Dees - There have been ominous warnings about what may happen with this company. What is your response to the rumors swirling about? Wyatt Gibson - Tonight we have seen wrestlers from the Originals roster and wrestlers from the Assault roster and we are making a change. Ray Dees - So much change.... that's rumored to be the reason we do not have Devon Chaney or Emma McIntyre here tonight. Wyatt Gibson - See, this is the wrestling world now. We get new people in and they don't stay. It's a sad truth that wrestlers are hired guns and go from company to company without any loyalty to their companies. The thing is, we do have a loyal core here and starting next week that core will be rewarded. Ray Dees - So the CWA is not closing. Wyatt Gibson - No, it is not closing. Next week we bring back Overdrive. Ray Dees - So a name change is the deal then. Wyatt Gibson - Overdrive will feature matches from both the Originals and Assault rosters, Raymond. The CWA will evolve and combine two shows into one. Ray Dees - Which helps us how? Wyatt Gibson - I love all of this doubt, Ray. I love how much confidence the general public has in our company and our product. Ray Dees - Well, this company does change a lot and the skepticism is understandable. Wyatt Gibson - I will enjoy seeing everyone proved wrong starting next week.
Wyatt head off and we return to the ring. Ricky Simms - Pyro certainly seems confident. Henry Lesher - Well, he knows the champ is distracted. He knows none of the rest of them are any good. The man has it made, unless he chokes. Ricky Simms - It is a shame about Emma McIntyre and Devon Chaney tonight. Henry Lesher - Two empty slots in that chamber says a lot about the state of the CWA, Rick. I have my resume all set for ESW. Pyro steps into the chamber and smiles at Michelle and Jack in their respective chambers. He then takes his place in his before the door is closed. His music fades and then we hear "Showstopper" by Toby Mac and Slim Pickens comes out to a loud ovation from the crowd after already having won the King of the PPV for Terror In the Aisles. Slim makes his way down the ramp to ringside and looks in at his three opponents. He laughs and tells the camera this is going to be victory number two tonight. He then steps into the chamber and makes his way to his section before the door is closed and then the referee can call for the bell to officially get the match started. The four competitors wait as the lights dim and then a spotlight appears above Pyro and then one appears above Michelle. Their doors open and they charge out and into a brawl with one another to the delight of the fans. Ricky Simms - Pyro and Michelle will battle it out for five minutes and then another chamber will open. This should be brutal. Henry Lesher - I certainly hope it's worth the wait. Pyro backs Michelle into the ropes with a series of forearm smashes. Michelle responds by ducking and backdropping Pyro over the top rope onto the steel grating which draws a loud cheer from the fans. Michelle the springboards over the top rope onto Pyro, but she lands on raised knees from a prepared Pyro who then uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet. Pyro then grabs Michelle by the hair and takes a shoulder block from her before she then gives him a standing dropkick back down onto the steel. Michelle gets to her feet and then plants a boot to the side of the head on the downed Pyro as the crowd cheers her again. She shouts at the fans to shut up and gives them the finger. Ricky Simms - Michelle isn't big on thanking fans for encouragement. Henry Lesher - Hey, she knows the fans don't help anyone win anything. Michelle steps off of Pyro, pulls him to his feet and takes a kick to the ribs before Pyro slams her face into the side of the chamber. Pyro then gives her a side Russian leg sweep which appears to hurt both of them as they lie on the steel for a few moments. Pyro then gets to his hands and knees first. Michelle sits up, blood running down her cheek from the chamber slam her face took. Michelle sees her own blood and jumps to her feet and superkicks Pyro in the jaw, sending him back to the steel where she hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Pyro. Michelle then stands Pyro up and whips him through the ropes and back into the ring. She climbs the ropes while the fans cheer. Pyro gets to his feet and takes a flying clothesline back to the mat from Michelle who again goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Pyro. Michelle slaps the mat and argues the speed of the count with Frank Merritt. Ricky Simms - Former partners arguing here as Michelle questions Frank's refereeing skills. Henry Lesher - That's not a good idea. Michelle pulls Pyro back to his feet and then whips him into a corner buckle. She then charges in and shoulder blocks him there which again draws loud cheers from the crowd. Michelle then hip tosses Pyro to the mat and then she climbs the ropes in the corner behind him. Pyro turns and sees Michelle coming for a flying body press and he steps out of the way. Michelle crashes to the mat and then Pyro applies a quick sleeper hold on her. The referee checks for a submission and gets a middle finger as the answer. Pyro struggles to maintain the hold as the spotlight comes on again and Jack Spade has been released from his confines and into the melee inside the ring. Spade enters the ring and kicks Pyro in the side of the head. Spade then places Michelle in a reverse headlock and gives her a DDT to the mat and then rolls her over for the pin. 1...2.... Pyro breaks it up with a kick to the head on Spade and then he stands Spade up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a clothesline to the mat. Pyro then grabs Michelle by the hair and she responds with an arm to the crotch that sends Pyro down to his knees. Michelle then gives Pyro a headbutt before she gets to her feet and then she finds herself face to face with Jack Spade. They then start trading rights and lefts to the delight of a crowd that is very into this match. Ricky Simms - This all works to Slim's advantage as these three beat the hell out of each other before he gets in there. Henry Lesher - Yeah, but he is a talentless hack, so that makes it a saw off. Jack gives Michelle a forearm smash to the jaw and then gives her a tilt a whirl backbreaker before he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Michelle. Jack then stands Michelle up, whips her off the ropes and gives her a hip toss over the top rope and out onto the steel. Jack then takes a spinning heel kick from Pyro that sends Jack to the mat where Pyro goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Jack. Pyro then pulls Jack to his feet and then whips him into a corner buckle. Pyro hits him with a running knee lift to the chest and then gives him a double underhook suplex to the middle of the ring. Pyro smiles and says this match is his. He lands a knee drop to the forehead on Spade and goes for the pin as Michelle slips back into the ring. 1...2... Michelle pulls Pyro off of Jack and into a school boy roll up. 1...2... kick out by Pyro. Michelle then gets to her feet before Pyro and, when he gets to his feet, she gives him a punch to the gut before giving him a scissor kick to the back of the neck. Michelle then rolls Pyro over for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Pyro. Ricky Simms - Everyone wants this title tonight, to become the one CWA champion. Henry Lesher - Well of course they do. Michelle stands Pyro up and takes a jawbreaker from him. She staggers back and into a school boy roll up by Spade. 1...2... kick out by Michelle. Spade then gets to his feet and starts trading punches with Pyro, then ducks one, turns him around and gives him an atomic drop followed by an inverted neckbreaker to the mat. Spade then takes a clothesline from Michelle to the mat before she then hits a springboard moonsault onto Pyro andf then she hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2...3! Michelle has eliminated Pyro from the match. Ricky Simms - Michelle went for the one who had been in the match longer with that move and it paid off. Henry Lesher - And Pyro screwed it up. Okay, where is Rated R? Michelle gets to her feet and stands face to face with Jack Spade again. They move in and lock up while Pyro is headed out the chamber door. Spade backs Michelle to the ropes and then the referee asks for a clean break, thought the match has no rules. Jack backs off and Michelle kicks him in the gut and then gives him a series of knife edge chops which back him across the ring. She then gives Jack a monkey flip to the mat as the spotlight comes on again and Slim Pickens enters the fray and charges at Michelle McAllister, bowling her over with a shoulder tackle to the mat before he then turns his attention to Spade and goes into the mount and starts raining down punches to the head on the defending champion. Ricky Simms - Slim looks fresh here as he takes over. Henry Lesher - The man's to stupid to know he can't win. Slim stands Jack up, whips him off the ropes and dropkicks him down to the mat. Michelle gets to her feet and grabs Slim by the hair and whips him through the ropes and onto the steel flooring next to the ring, attached to the chamber. Michelle then steps out onto the steel and then grabs Slim by the hand and whips him head first into the side of the chamber. Michelle then goes for a German suplex on Slim, but he grabs the wall of the chamber and she's unable to hit him with the move. Jack heads out of the ring and quickly gets to his feet behind Michelle. He grabs her by the hair and rams her head into Slim's and then he goes for a DDT onto the steel, but she raises up and backdrops Jack to the steel instead. Michelle then goes for a knee drop, but Jack rolls out of the way and Michelle's knee strikes the steel instead. Slim then pulls Michelle away from Jack and places her in a single leg crab and the referee checks for a submission. Michelle is unwilling to give up when asked and she reaches out for the side of the chamber to pull herself up. Jack slowly gets to his feet and then he opts to hit a leg drop to the back of Michelle before shoving Slim away from her and face first into the side of the chamber. Spade then goes for the pin on Michelle. 1...2...3! Michelle has been eliminated from the match and Frank Merritt signals that Michelle has been hurt. Jack slips into the ring as EMT team members rush into the chamber. Ricky Simms - Michelle's chest was compressed there when she took the leg drop to the back. She could be badly hurt here. Henry Lesher - Hey, that's the nature of a match like this. Slim gets to his feet and he's been busted open, blood streaming down his face as he heads towards the ring. He slips through the ropes into the ring and takes an eye gouge from Spade who then rakes his eyes along the top rope. Spade then gives Slim a side suplex to the mat and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Slim. Despite her state, Michelle shoves the EMT team members away and tries to get back into the ring, calling Spade a coward. Jack turns and has a few words for Michelle and this leads to Slim rolling him up for the pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Jack Spade. Slim pulls Spade to his feet and whips him at the still upset Michelle and the two collide. Michelle falls back to the steel and Frank shouts at the EMTs to get her out of there. Ricky Simms - They had better do as Frank says. We are in a chamber here. Henry Lesher - Well, Frank is the best wrestler in there and he's the ref. I fail to see how that's fair. The four EMTs are reduced to dragging Michelle out of the chamber while Slim and Jack Spade get to their feet. Slim and Spade start trading punches. Spade then knees Slim in the ribs before giving him a gutwrench suplex to the mat. Spade hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Slim. Spade stands Slim up, whips him into a corner buckle and then charges in for a shoulder tackle. Slim side steps that and sends Jack into the corner instead. Slim then sets Jack on the top rope and then climbs the ropes himself. He sets for a superplex as the crowd goes wild. The bloodied Slim then tries to hit the move, but Spade blocks it. Spade then shoves Slim down to the mat and then he hits a 450 splash onto the downed Slim Pickens before going for the pin. 1...2...3! Jack spade retains the title tonight and is the lone CWA champion. Ricky Simms - Spade gets the win and that target on him just got bigger. Henry Lesher - Well, he is showing us once again the sad state of affairs in the CWA. Spade heads out of the ring to the floor where he is face to face with Michelle and she tells him that this isn't over. She tells Spade that the title will be hers even while the EMT team tries to drag her away. Spade simply holds the title belt high over his head and asks her to come and get it. Inside the ring, Frank Merritt shakes his head and tells the camera it's almost time for a comeback. Ricky Simms - Tune in next week for Overdrive and see how this all evolves! Henry Lesher - Bring back Rated R! Let's get Leech! Where the hell is Q? Ricky Simms - Stop it. We fade to black on a split shot of Slim Pickens getting to his feet in the ring, blood running down his face and chest, Michel;le being dragged away and Jack Spade holding the CWA Title out to the cheering fans. |
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