May 29, 2011

The camera rolls backstage as Shannon Skanes is seen entering the arena. He rounds the same corner he always does to get to his office and a mystery man, wearing a Rated R hooded sweatshirt, decks him with a chair shot to the head. The man stands over Shannon for a moment, the camera filming him from the back. The man starts to chuckle and then we hear "Haifisch" by Rammstein and see images of Moose, Max Cameron, Pyro, Michael Anthony, Slim Pickens, Scavenger and Parker Davis before we head to ringside where Ricky Simms and Henry Lesher are set to call tonight's action.

Rated R? vs. Max Cameron

"Hell's Bells" by AC/DC starts to play and the crowd expects Max Cameron, but he doesn't come out onto the stage. The spotlight continues to shine as the crowd awaits his arrival, but it's quickly apparent that he is not present tonight. Instead, the man in the Rated R shirt comes out onto the stage, his head down while the crowd cheers him.  He makes his way down the ramp and slips under the bottom rope into the ring. He gets to his feet, takes down his hood and the crowd goes silent, the man inside the ring not turning out to by Ryan Yorke or any member of Unrestricted either. He pulls a microphone from the pocket of his sweatshirt.

Unrated - I see you people are surprised. See, I was all for sewing the seeds of mistrust within the minds of Max Cameron and Pyro. I was all for making Shannon Skanes doubt his allies. I was very much into the idea of creating chaos and that's what I have done. I have also shown you people that this company is vulnerable. I, Unrated, the man inspired by Ryan Yorke, have come here to show you how easy it is for a rookie to wreak havoc with this company and everything in it. Moose himself has been fighting to rid the company of people like Shannon and his unfortunate ilk.

The crowd starts to boo the man and he bows to them slightly before he continues.

Unrated - See, this is what you people come here to see. You don't want the powers that be to have their way. You don't want to see people happy inside this ring or playing nice. You want violence. You want chaos and tonight you have it. This night is the revenge for a man who cannot gain it himself, Rated R. Ryan, wherever you are, this is for you. You inspired me to become a CWA superstar and destroy it from the inside. I was hired on as Jeremy Todd, enhancement talent to the stars. I am not enhancement talent anymore. I am simply... Unrated.

He throws the microphone down and then "Break" from Three Days Grace plays while he makes his exit. He blows kisses to an angry crowd as he makes his way up the ramp.

Ricky Simms - I guess Max Cameron isn't here?

Henry Lesher - I guess not. It is a real shame, but that's the way it goes. I am glad Unrated has come here to save us from that horrible trio. I support everything he stands for and thank Ryan Yorke for inspiring such a man as this.

Backstage, we see Ray Dees with Pyro.

Ray Dees - Pyro, Max isn't here and Shannon has been injured. That leaves you as the lone member of...

Their interview is interrupted as another man in a Rated R sweatshirt storms in and clocks Pyro with a chair. He then chair shots Pyro while Ray Dees steps back and shakes his head.

Ricky Simms - What the hell is going on here?

Henry Lesher - This is all about taking out the trash, Rick. I am fully behind that man as well.

We head back to the ring and Unrated has come back to the bottom of the ramp with a smile on his face and he slips back into the ring to grab the microphone once again.

Unrated - Jeremy Todd wasn't the only enhancement talent hired on. No, they also brought in Anthony Lawrence.

"Home" by Three Days Grace plays as the second Rated R sweatshirt wearing man comes out onto the stage and then he makes his way down the ramp before he, too, slips into the ring and then he jumps to his feet where he takes the microphone from Jeremy Todd.

Anthony Lawrence - See, Jer and I are the sons of former CWA wrestlers who were enhancement talent, too. Randy Todd bled for this company throughout the 80s and 90s to no avail. My father Jay Lawrence did the same and was released with a grand total of two wins under his belt for all of his hard work. When we were hired as jobbers, as wrestlers to put over guys who weren't worthy of the honor, we knew we had to do something.

Jeremy Todd - *now sharing the microphone with Anthony* That was when was watched Battle of the Warriors 2011 and we saw how the most loyal man to this company is treated on his way out the door. This was maybe a month after Lucy Johnson and First Degree were shown the door, well after they had already quit. I watched as you fans ate it all up, too. These people bleed for this company and get treated like that?

Anthony Lawrence - There was no damned way we were going to sit back and watch. Since our fathers still knew people in the audio department and within the production team, we knew we could get this elaborate scam over on everyone. No one knew it was us and why would they? We were out here laying down for everyone in dark matches. We got zero TV time.

Jeremy Todd - This is where our fathers told us we couldn't be. It is a long hard road out of jobber status, but now we stand here proud of what we have done to Unrestricted. We know our actions are justified and we will do whatever the hell we want to from here.

Anthony Lawrence - I guess this makes Moose your number one contender for the title by forfeit. That's quite the honor for the last man standing who is worth a damn to this company. Don't get us started on Slim or Spade.

Jeremy Todd - These guys have been at the top of this company without doing a damned thing for how long now?

Anthony Lawrence - So our next conquest might be Moose, might be Slim, might be...

"Where Eagles Dare" by The Misfits plays and the crowd cheers as The Moose comes out onto the stage and then storms down the ramp with a chair in hand to deal with the two rookies inside the ring. Todd and Lawrence drop and head out of the ring before disappearing into the crowd. Moose picks up the microphone they discarded inside the ring.

The Moose - Boys, you're not going to threaten me and get away with it. I am going to be the CWA champion and I might end the two of you along the way. If you have any guts at all, you'll face me in a handicap match at the next show. We'll see how hardcore the two of you are then.

He tosses the microphone back to the mat and poses for a cheering crowd.

Ricky Simms - Moose laid down a challenge. We'll have to see if they accept it.

Henry Lesher - Of course they will. Those kids will make quick work of Moose after what they did to Unrestricted. I like these guys a lot.

Ricky Simms - In a cryptic message that they broadcast this week, they threatened a woman who was shown in a shower, in a blurred image. I wonder if that threat is to be carried out tonight as well?

Henry Lesher - There might be an army of these Unrated people. Who knows which person might have been behind that threat?

Backstage we see Wyatt Gibson sitting in his office and shaking his head while going over paperwork he is doing in the absence of the boss. He is interrupted as Slim Pickens barges in.

Wyatt Gibson - Or don't knock, sure.

Slim Pickens - I am not going to lose tonight. I am not going to allow any of the peckerwoods you have running around here to stop me.

Wyatt Gibson - We aren't even able to prevent jobbers from attacking the boss, but sure, we can all work to protect you.

Slim Pickens - This company has been screwing me around for months now. I have watched Lucy get her time and now Spade's been champ forever and it's my turn. It is my time. Book it, son. Slim Pickens is the CWA.

Wyatt Gibson - Anyone who interferes is fired. Did you miss that part of the announcement or that writing in the contract?

Slim Pickens - That could lead to masked idiots ruining my night. I don't want any of that tonight. This is about wrestling and it's about Spade and I.

Wyatt Gibson - Why are you wasting my time?

Slim Pickens - If anyone ruins this for me, I take it out on you.

Wyatt Gibson - Super, that's awesome, off you go then.

Slim storms out and Wyatt starts slamming his head into his desk while we head to the ring where the cage is being set in place for tonight's main event.


"Showstopper" by Toby Mac plays as Slim Pickens makes his way onto the stage and he gets a loud ovation from the crowd. He stands on the stage for a few moments and then makes his way down the ramp before doing a full lap around the cage. He tests it and then looks inside the cage and sees the referee is Kate Simms and he shakes his head. He enters the cage and then makes his way up the ring steps onto the apron before stepping through the ropes into the ring. He has a few words with Kate about how he expects the match to be called while his music fades and then we hear "Diamond Eyes" by Shinedown and Jack Spade comes out onto the stage and looks around as if expecting to be attacked. He shakes his head and heads down the ramp before tossing his belt to the timekeeper and then he heads into the cage. The referee calls for the bell as Slim dives through the ropes and tackles Jack into the wall of the cage, which rests mere inches from the guard railing.

Ricky Simms - These guys are wasting no time in getting started, Jack not happy about the number of run ins and attacks we have seen in this company lately, especially with finishes that are not clean or in doubt.

Henry Lesher - Hey, this is a competitive business and no one wants to lose. How many people have left this company because they lost a match with a simple move? I am amazed at how immature some of them get about it. Max may be a talentless piece of trash, but he accepts losing with grace.

Ricky Simms - That was almost a compliment.

Slim stands Jack up and Jack knees Slim in the gut before ramming his head into the steel mesh of the cage and then gives him a side Russian leg sweep to the floor. Jack then stands Slim up and rolls him into the ring before doing the same himself and then he goes for the quick pin. 1...2... kick out by Slim Pickens. Jack then stands Slim up, whips him into a corner buckle and then gives him a knee lift to the chest before giving him a tilt a whirl backbreaker to the mat. Jack then rains down punches to the head on Slim while the crowd is torn on who they are pulling for in this title match. Jack then stands Slim up and whips him off the ropes before giving him a dropkick to the mat. Jack then goes to the ropes and quickly climbs to the top. He poses there and then goes for a flying knee drop on Slim, but the challenger rolls out of the way and Jack hits the mat instead. Slim then uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet and then turns and kicks Jack in the head before rolling him into a school boy for the pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Jack Spade. Slim gives the referee a dirty look, then stands Jack up and brings him to the ropes where he chokes him with his throat over the top rope.

Ricky Simms - Slim is intense tonight, determined to become the champion.

Henry Lesher - Well, he knows this might be his very last chance. I mean, how many chances has the guy had already?

Jack struggles to catch his breath and then hits Slim with a series of elbows to the ribs that weaken the choke hold and then Jack kicks Slim's knee, causing his right leg to buckle from under him and then Jack turns and kicks Slim in the chest which sends him to the mat. Jack then pulls Slim to the center of the ring and applies a figure four leglock on the challenger. The referee checks for a submission, but Slim refuses to give up despite the severe pain the hold is causing to his knee. There are some in the crowd starting a chant for Slim. He then tries to roll the hold over which would reverse the pressure, but Jack manages to keep the hold intact. Slim then pulls himself closer to the ropes and reaches out, though they are too far away. Slim again reaches down and finds the energy to pull himself closer still to the ropes. Jack struggles to pull him back towards the middle of the ring even as Slim makes a third attempt to pull himself to the ropes. Slim reaches out a third time and manages to grab the bottom rope which forces the break of the hold. Slim then rolls himself out of the ring to try and recuperate. Inside the ring, Jack admonishes himself for releasing the hold in a match without rules.

Ricky Simms - That was a mental lapse for Spade there since there are no rules.

Henry Lesher - Maybe he's been too close to Slim and is losing IQ points from that proximity to the moron.

Jack slips out of the ring while Slim hobbles around and tries to get his right knee working. Jack then approaches Slim from behind and chop blocks the knee from under the challenger. Jack then applies the figure four leglock on the floor which draws loud cheers from the crowd. Slim screams out in pain while the referee leaves the ring and she asks Slim if he is willing to give up. Slim refuses to submit to the hold which has to be causing excruciating pain. Slim reaches out and grabs the steel mesh of the cage and then starts pulling himself up. As he becomes more upright, the hold becomes painful to both men and Jack is forced to again break the hold. Jack gets to his feet and goes for another low block on Slim, but Slim kicks him in the head with his good leg. Slim then picks Jack up and slams him to the floor before he then goes to the ring steps and picks them up. The crowd cheers as Slim goes towards Jack with the steps raised high over his head. Jack answers with a leg out to trip Slim down to the floor, again targeting the right leg.

Ricky Simms - Jack is fighting a wounded animal in this one and he smells blood.

Henry Lesher - Jack is always at his best when he crosses the line, becoming a violent and merciless man bent on the destruction of anyone who faces him.

Jack then grabs the steel ring steps and he proceeds to slam them across the damaged knee of Slim Pickens. Jack then puts the steps down and he places Slim in a headlock, setting for a DDT. Slim instead raises up and gives Jack a vertical suplex to the floor. No sooner has Slim hit that move then he grabs at his knee and screams out in pain again. He is slow to get up, using the mesh to get to his feet and then he rolls himself into the ring while the referee continues to ask if he is okay to continue in this match. Jack gets to his feet on the floor and then slides under the bottom rope into the ring where he quickly gets to his feet. He tells Slim they can call the match here and that there's no shame in admitting you cannot continue. Slim answers this suggestion with a series of knife edge chops to the chest on Jack which back him into the ropes. Slim then whips Jack to the ropes and catches him coming off with a clothesline before he then gives the fallen champ an elbow smash to the throat and he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Jack Spade. Slim shakes his head in the referee's direction and then pulls Jack to his feet and then he goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Jack blocks that and then he gives Slim a snap suplex to the mat. He then places Slim in a single leg crab, again focusing on the injured knee.

Ricky Simms - Jack is wearing Slim down here. I know he's tough, but the human body can only handle so much punishment.

Henry Lesher - He's more ape than man, Rick. Slim's been thrown in more than one zoo cage in his lifetime. His local zoo made him get a status card stating he is human.

Slim reaches out and grabs the bottom rope. The referee tells Jack that Slim grabbed the rope and Jack answers by telling her to shut up. Slim pulls himself up with the ropes and Jack finds himself quickly put off balance. Jack releases the hold and Slim lands on his feet before giving Jack a headbutt and then giving him a belly to belly suplex to the mat where he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Spade and he quickly rolls himself out of the ring. Slim head out after him and Jack quickly gives him a headlock and goes for a DDT onto the steps, but Slim blocks that and then he gives Jack a sidewalk slam right onto the ring steps. Now it's Jack screaming in pain as his back slams into the steel. Slim then uses the ring apron to pull himself to his feet and then he rolls himself into the ring. The crowd is starting to turn more and more in Slim's favor as the match continues. Jack slowly gets to his feet while grabbing at his back. He then pulls himself onto the ring apron and shouts at the referee before stepping through the ropes into the ring. Slim greets him with a series of forearm smashes to the jaw and then he gives Jack a tilt a whirl suplex to the mat. Slim then goes to the ropes and tries to climb his way up, but his knee won't hold up and he falls to the mat. Jack slowly gets to his feet and then makes his way over to Slim. He signals to the crowd he is ready to end this and then pulls Slim to the middle of the ring before going for a figure four. As he turns around, placing the hold on Slim, Slim kicks Jack in the back and sends him into the corner buckle.

Ricky Simms - Slim just will not give up here.

Henry Lesher - Of course he won't. He's not that smart.

Slim gets to his hands and knees. Jack turns and kicks Slim in the ribs and then he picks Slim up and power slams him to the mat. Jack then goes to the corner buckle and again signals that he is ready to end this. Slim stirs as Jack reaches the top rope. Jack launches himself with a moonsault off the top and Slim catches him from mid air and turns it into a DDT to the mat and then he rolls Jack into a small package for the pin. 1...2...3! The crowd cheers as Slim Pickens is announced as the new CWA champion. Slim grabs at his knee rather than get to his feet. Jack Spade stirs a little inside the ring while the referee checks on both men. The cage is lifted and the belt is brought into the ring and handed to Slim Pickens. From one knee, Slim raises the belt high.

Ricky Simms - We have a new champion and he is Slim Pickens in a move that was way overdue!

Henry Lesher - Yep, now close the damned company down. The village idiot is the champ.

Jack gets to his feet slowly and approaches Slim and holds out his hand, but then shakes his head and walks away from him. The crowd has a mixed reaction for Jack as he heads up the ramp and Slim gets to his feet with the belt raised over his head.