October 31, 2010


We take you live backstage to the dressing room of Slim Pickens and Adam Smith who have teamed up for this tag match for the very first time.

Slim Pickens - I brought some damn candy for Halloween Adam, hell I don’t even know if these people celebrate Halloween!

Adam reaches in the bag and pulls out a butter-finger.

Adam Smith - You better never lay a finger on my butter-finger Pickens!

Both men laugh as they continue getting dressed in there wrestling attire made special for tonight’s match. Wyatt Gibson then peeks in through the door.

Wyatt Gibson - You guys are up first tonight.

They high five one another and head out while we hear "Nightmare" by Avenged Sevenfold and see images of Rated R, Slim Pickens, Lydia Parizi, Noah Skanes, and Shannon Skanes before we head to ringside where Henry Lesher and Ricky Simms are set to call tonight's action.

The lights in the arena dim down as the music Ghostbusters starts to play. A cloud of smoke erupts from either side of the stage and when it clears enough for the fans to see, two men stand side by side on the stage.

Jen Hawkins - Ladies and gentlemen, hailing from the United States in their first tag team match, please welcome the team of Trick or Treat!

Henry Lesher - I vote neither and what's this crap about them wanting us to use different names? Why would I be Halfway In?

Ricky Simms - You're not halfway anything.

Dressed from top to bottom in black, black boots, black tights, black trunks, black muscle shirt with the word TRICK in orange on Slims shirt, and TREAT in orange on Adams shirt, stands the duo with hands on their hips as the crowd goes wild with excitement. They turn and give each other a high five before walking down the ramp and climbing into the ring.

Jen Hawkins - And their opponents for this match, hailing from parts unknown, is the world renowned Ever Hard Brothers, Peter B and Long Dong!

Henry Lesher - Who and what?

Ricky Simms - Yeah, I can't help you there.

Both men turn their back sides towards the fans and give them a little shake before running down the ramp and diving under the bottom rope into the ring! With the Ever Hard Brothers standing in the middle of the ring, Trick and Treat walks up to them and extends their hands, when the brothers start to shake hands with them, Trick and Treat jerks them forward and sends both of the brothers to the mat with a shoulder block. Treat stands Long Dong up and whips him through the ropes and out to the floor while Treat stays inside the ring, putting the boots to Peter B.

Ricky Simms - Well, odd way to start a Halloween night. I am NOT Willy Makeit, but I am joined by Halfway In.

Henry Lesher - These names are written on toilet paper. Slim wrote this down for us. It's the only paper Slim knows how to use.

Treat stands Peter up, whips him off the ropes and clotheslines him to the mat while Trick takes his place in their corner. Trick reaches out and accepts a tag from Treat. Treat then picks Peter up over his shoulder and gives him a running power slam to the mat before he then turns to Trick who is on the top rope. He actually climbs the ropes and then gives Trick a superplex onto the fallen Peter B and Trick then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! It's a quick win for Trick and Treat over a tag team that might want to reconsider being members of the CWA.

Ricky Simms - Halfway In loves that.

Henry Lesher - Stop calling me that.

Trick and Treat head out of the ring to the floor and then start making their way up the ramp towards the back. On the stage, we find cardboard cutouts of First Degree and Lucy Johnson awaiting the victors. On the big screen, we see Lethal Attraction with smiles on their faces.

Lucy Johnson - We are so happy to see that you two have found each other, we had to give you a gift from us. Now we know you'll never defeat us in a real match, so we give you these so you can feel good about yourselves. If you even consider taking this new team you've formed and challenging us for our belts, rethink your career strategy. No one can defeat us.

First Degree - Not now, not ever.

Their images fade from the big screen. Adam and Slim then trash the cardboard cutouts of the tag team champions while the fans cheer. They then wave to their fans, high five one another and head backstage.

Ricky Simms - I guess they didn't like their gift.

Henry Lesher - Those idiots probably figure that was the real champs.

Jordan Gibson heads off Women's champ Lydia Parizi as she heads for the ring.

Lydia Parizi - Do you still work here?

Jordan Gibson - Funny girl you are. Tonight you defend your title in a match I made.

Lydia Parizi - You're still riding your brother's coattails?

Jordan Gibson -  For the Women's Title, tonight's match will be decided in a battle royal I concocted.

Lydia Parizi - Meaning what?

Jordan Gibson - It's Halloween. Let's give the censors fits. Every time a woman gets thrown over the ropes, she has to take off an article of clothing. The winner is the last woman standing inside the ring. A woman can re-enter the ring until she's completely stripped or she can choose to walk away at any time she chooses.

Lydia Parizi - That is not a measure of skill.

Jordan Gibson - Skill? A Parizi girl has the title and wants to preach about skill?

Jordan walks away shaking her head while Lydia is given precious little time to get prepared for this match.

"Hit That" by The Offspring plays as Kathy Smith, Corina, Sierra Lazarus, Heidi Hawkins, Lauren Strong and Neriah Sweet make their way down the ramp to the ring. The crowd gives them a strong ovation. The ladies all step into the ring wearing matching black T-shirts with a red CWA logo on them and red pants. They all talk inside the ring and Sierra starts trading punches with Lauren as we hear "Woke Up This Morning" by Leonard Cohen and Lydia Parizi steps out onto the stage with her newly won title held high. She slowly makes her way down the ramp and tells the camera that this is not fair and she is not ready for this. Inside the ring, the ladies are all fighting now and clothing has started being torn off as they are not waiting or following the rules in this one.

Ricky Simms - This one has broken down fast.

Henry Lesher - I want to die.

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Kathy Smith is smiling as she holds Lydia up over her head. but Lydia slips off and manages to whip Kathy over the top rope. Kathy has been eliminated from the match as she refuses to remove her bra at ringside. Lydia stands victorious, blood running down her cheek. Lydia is also still fully clothed, never having gone over the top rope once.

Ricky Simms - This match could have gone differently if the other women had overlooked their own personal feuds and targeted the champion.

Henry Lesher - That seemed short, but I like that anyway.

Lydia rolls herself out of the ring and grabs her title belt from the timekeeper and then stands nose to nose with Kathy Smith. Lydia then backs away from Kathy and takes a vicious kick to the back of the head from Heidi Hawkins, who had been hiding under the ring. Lydia faceplants to the floor and Heidi grabs the title belt. The towel wrapped superstar then holds the belt high and the fans cheer.

Ricky Simms - Heidi wanted to get back into the ring even after losing all of her clothes, but she was blocked and she threw a chair into the ring in protest which struck Lydia in the forehead. I don't think this fight is done.

Henry Lesher - Just make it stop, please.

Noah Skanes is seen preparing to head to the ring. He gets to his feet where he then comes face to face with GM Wyatt Gibson.

Wyatt Gibson - In honor of the triple threat match for your title, I am adding a theme.

Noah Skanes - Oh, this sounds like fun.

Wyatt Gibson - Drop the sarcasm, Noah. I have a job to do, to entertain the fans.

Noah Skanes - You could just let us wrestle for it, you know.

Wyatt Gibson - The fans want more than that. Tonight you defend your belt inside a steel cage. Inside the cage, surrounding the ring, will be steel chairs, kendo sticks and trash cans. In a smart business decision for the CWA, they will all bear the logo for Saw 3D.

Noah Skanes - So they'll all suck as weapons then.

Wyatt Gibson - Just get out there and do your job.

Noah shakes his head, but he starts making his way to the ring for his title defense.

"All Hallows Eve" by Type O Negative plays as Orlock makes his way onto the stage and he hears a lot of boos from the crowd. The giant of a man stands on the stage and looks at the descending cage with a twisted grin on his face. He then makes his way down the ramp and tells the camera that tonight is his night and Noah won't be able to stop him. He pauses at ringside as the cage is set in place. His music fades and then we hear "Cowboy" by Kid Rock and the crowd cheers as Steve Hawkins emerges onto the stage. He is not smiling tonight and he quickly makes his way down the ramp where he starts brawling with Orlock at ringside. As they fight, we hear "Just Like You" by Three Days Grace and Noah Skanes emerges to the loudest cheers we have heard all night. He drops his title belt on the stage and runs down the ramp to ringside where he starts brawling with both Hawkins and Orlock while the fans just enjoy the violence.

Ricky Simms - Solid start to this title match to be sure.

Henry Lesher - One of these men belong in a title match and he's the only one the fans don't love. That is not a coincidence, Rick.

Orlock rams Steve and Noah's heads together and then he pulls open the door to the cage and throws Noah inside. The referee calls for the bell to officially start the match and then Orlock whips Noah shoulder first into the steel corner post before picking up a kendo stick and smashing Noah across the back with it. Noah falls to his knees as Orlock continues with the kendo stick. Orlock then turns to head back out the door, but Steve kicks the door right back into his face before he has a chance to escape. The crowd cheers as Steve steps inside the cage and the referee locks the door.

Ricky Simms - Orlock tried to pull a fast one there. Had he walked out of that cage, that would have made him champ. You win by pinfall, submission or by making it out of the cage first.

Henry Lesher - Orlock is supremely talented. Everyone knows that.

Steve rams Orlock's forehead into the mesh of the cage and then gives him a side Russian leg sweep to the floor. Steve then gets to his feet, stands Orlock up and whips him into the side of the cage. Orlock bounces off that as Steve then picks up a chair and starts slamming Orlock across the back with it. The fans count the chair shots right until ten when Steve drops the chair to the floor and then locks Orlock up and hits a DDT to the floor on him. He then rolls Orlock over for the pin. 1...2... Noah pulls Steve off of Orlock. Noah then stands Steve up and they start trading punches at ringside. Noah then goes for an Irish whip on Steve, but Steve plants his feet and gives Noah a short arm clothesline to the floor and then Steve leg drops Noah to the throat before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Noah. Steve then stands Noah up and rolls him into the ring before rolling himself into the ring.

Ricky Simms -  At least they are taking this into the ring.

Henry Lesher - But the only good wrestler is on the floor here.

Steve stands Noah up inside the ring, whips him off the ropes and ducks his head for a backdrop. Noah instead knee lifts Steve in the head and then gives him a snap suplex to the mat, stands him up and gives him a second snap suplex to the mat and then stands him up to go for a third. Steve blocks that and then gives Noah a snap suplex in response. Outside the ring, Orlock slowly gets to his feet and he heads for the door. Steve sees this and slips out of the ring to the floor, picks up a fresh chair and slams it over the back of Orlock. A camera close up shows how red and bruised Orlock's back is already before Steve then gives him a German suplex to the floor. Steve then stands over Orlock and puts the boots to him while Noah gets to his feet inside the ring.

Ricky Simms - Orlock was again blocked from leaving the cage by Steve Hawkins.

Henry Lesher - Hawkins is more trouble than he is worth.

Noah sees the action outside the ring, takes a few steps back and then lands a baseball slide kick to the side on Hawkins. Noah then picks Steve up and slams him to the floor. Noah then goes to Orlock, stands him up and runs him shoulder first into the steel corner post. He then gives him an inverted neckbreaker to the floor and heads for the door.

Henry Lesher - I guess it's time.

Ricky Simms - For what?

Lesher stands and signals someone at ringside. We then see Everest, Vesuvius, Crimson Noir and BasketKase flooding over the guard railing and taking out the referee. Noah protests inside the cage and we see Kindred emerging from beneath the ring, drawing cheers from the crowd. Kindred then turns Noah around and choke slams him to the floor, changing the cheers to boos quickly. A new referee, Wendel Carlson, rushes down the ramp as he quickly puts on his referee's shirt. Wendel opens the cage door and Everest rushes in with Vesuvius. They carry Orlock out of the cage and the bell sounds. The arena erupts into chaos as Orlock is announced as the new winner and the Originals Champion.

Ricky Simms - What the hell was that?

Henry Lesher - It's time for Anarchy to show the wrestling world why these baby boy champs like Noah are a thing of the past. Tonight marks a new beginning as Lord Orlock has become the CWA Originals Champion. Happy Halloween everyone.

Ricky Simms - This is wrong. There is no way this is going to stand.

We fade to black as Orlock comes to enough to grin slowly, the title belt handed to him by Vesuvius.