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August 29, 2010
Kelly Buchanan - It was hardly your fault. Vesuvius - We had no provisions. That was my fault. Kelly Buchanan - I don't see the CWA giving them their jobs back. Vesuvius - Do I look like I care whether they get their jobs back or not? Kelly Buchanan - Point taken. Kelly heads around to the back of the Hummer, opens it up and Ray Dees, Henry Lesher, Neriah Sweet, and Missy are dumped out of the Hummer onto the pavement. Kelly helps Missy up. They all appear to be starving or dying of thirst and there is no way to tell how long they have been on the road. Kelly Buchanan - So, V-Man.... Before she can get further, the Hummer takes off and Vesuvius has left the group to fend for themselves. Henry Lesher - He's kind of a jerk. Ray Dees - Are we hired back yet?
Kelly Buchanan - We are so screwed. Lydia Parizi - What's this? Kaleigh Simms - This girl has been humiliated enough for tonight. Her night is over. Lydia Parizi - Because you say so? She's an adult. Kaleigh Simms - I made a promise and I intend to keep it. Lydia nods, turns away and then Kelly Buchanan charges out onto the stage and starts brawling with Kaleigh Simms. They fight while Reggie Belmont makes her way onto the stage and then she starts putting the boots to the out cold Tricia Smith. Referee Mary Sanderson tries to restore order and then the other women who were to be involved in this match charge out into the fray. The battle is on and then the lights go out. Ricky Simms - What happened? The lights flicker and a loud rumble is heard inside the building. When the lights finally come back up, we see all of the women involved in this challenge have been knocked cold and Xandra is standing there with a chair in hand and Fixxxer standing behind her. Ricky Simms - Fixxxer and Xandra? Henry Lesher - You're as perceptive as ever, Rick. Ricky Simms - Where the hell did you come from? Henry Lesher - I never left. Ricky Simms - You're as honest as ever, Doc.
The crowd boos as Xandra and Fixxxer stand arm in arm on stage
and admire their handiwork. Neriah Sweet - Nice seeing you again. Shannon Skanes - I heard some trash got dumped in the parking lot earlier. I guess I had better get that mess cleaned up. Neriah Sweet - Hey, that's a terrible thing to say. Shannon Skanes - Okay, I'll be blunt then. You come back at half the pay you got when you left. That goes for every one of you idiots that followed Vesuvius into his underground dead end. If any of you get out of line, you're gone. Neriah Sweet - Well, can't we talk this over? Shannon Skanes - If we do, then you lose more money that way. Now, I have a match to get ready for, so get out of my way.
Neriah does as he tells her and sheepishly steps aside. Shannon
heads for a locker room shaking his head. It's going to be a long
night for the CWA owner. Ricky Simms - Well, I agree with Rose that Tricia should not be out here so soon after what happened. Henry Lesher - Who cares? Knock them all out cold and give Jack Spade some time to talk. Rose steps up onto the ring apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring, which allows the referee to call for the bell and start the match. Rose locks up with Kira and Bishop then dropkicks both ladies in the side, sending them both down to the mat. Bishop then headlocks Rose, bulldogs her to the mat and goes for the quick pin. 1...2... kick out by Rose. Bishop stands Rose up only to take a spinning heel kick to the chest from Kira that sends Bishop falling back into the ropes. There, Tricia Smith kicks Bishop in the back. Seeing this, Jack drops off the apron and heads around the ring to deal with Tricia. Inside the ring, Kira picks Rose up and slams her to the mat before she then starts trading forearm smashes to the side of the head with Bishop. Bishop knees Kira in the gut while Jack is seen pulling Tricia down from the apron. He then whips her over the guard railing and into the crowd while his actions are booed. Inside the ring, Bishop sees this and tells Jack to go back to their corner. Jack protests and Kira tries a roll up for the sneak pin. 1...2... kick out by Bishop. Ricky Simms - Jack's out here trying to help Bishop and still almost cost her the match. Henry Lesher - I don't know what she is upset about. Jack is just doing his job there. Kira stands Bishop up, whips her off the ropes and both ladies clothesline one another to mat while Jack is seen returning to his corner. Rose Lemieux gets to her feet and starts putting the boots to Kira. She then stands Bishop up and snap mares her down onto the fallen Kira before she applies a sleeper hold on Bishop Spade. Hoshi can be heard cheering her sister on from the corner while Tricia is seen heading back over the railing and now she makes her way towards Jack Spade. Bishop refuses to submit to the sleeper and starts getting to her feet. She elbows Rose in the ribs and then whips her off the ropes before giving her a spear to the mat where she goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Rose. Tricia argues with Jack from the floor. Jack tires of the argument, drops off the ring apron and stands face to face with Tricia. Tricia slaps Jack across the face and he picks her up and delivers a power bomb on her. Hoshi decides she has seen enough so she drops off the apron, charges around the ring and stands face to face with Jack Spade while the fans cheer. Ricky Simms - It seems that the action on the floor has trumped the action inside the ring. Henry Lesher - Well, Hoshi always ends up on the floor anyway. She just isn't usually upright. Bishop stands Rose up, whips her into a neutral corner and then goes for a shoulder block there only to have Rose side step it. Rose then takes a spear from Kira instead. Kira then goes to the ropes and quickly climbs to the top. She lands a 450 splash onto the fallen Rose and goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Kira wins the triple threat fight, but there is still a lot of arguing going on outside the ring. Kira slips out onto the floor while Bishop does the same. Kira stands next to her sister while Bishop tries to talk Jack down. Jack does back off, and tells Hoshi that this isn't over. They start up the ramp towards the back. Kira and Hoshi then stand together and look out to the cheering crowd and wave. This is short lived as First Degree and Lucy Johnson emerge onto the stage while "Sober" by Tool plays. First Degree has a microphone in hand. First Degree - Kira, Hoshi, you may savor this victory tonight. You may enjoy those tag belts tonight. Enjoy them because soon.... they will belong to Lethal Attraction. You had better watch your backs ladies. You've been put on notice. Once we're done, all the belts will belong to the two of us. The CWA is powerless to stop us.
"Sober" by Tool then plays them off while the fans boo them and
the Yakamoto Sisters just look on while shaking their heads. Ricky Simms - Two huge debuts here in this one! Henry Lesher - No, this is not huge in any way. Now, the legends battle royal later, that has potential to be huge. Twenty of the all time greats inside that ring and some of them are actually good wrestlers. Amazing. Austin and JGH lock up in the middle of the ring. JGH and Austin grapple into the ropes where the referee asks for a clean break. JGH backs off and Austin nods at JGH. They then start trading knife edge chops to the chest and back up to the center of the ring. JGH ducks a knife edge chop and places Austin in a headlock. He goes for the quick DDT, but Austin runs JGH back into the corner with a shoulder block. He then gives JGH a slingshot suplex to the middle of the ring. Austin then stands JGH up, whips him off the ropes and clotheslines him back down to the mat. Austin then goes to the ropes and climbs to the second rope. He goes for a flying cross body on JGH only to have JGH side step that. JGH then puts the boots to Austin before he then stands Austin up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him an arm drag back to the middle of the ring. He applies an arm bar on Austin as the fans show signs of siding more with him than Houston. Ricky Simms - JGH is the bigger man in this match and he is trying to wear Austin down, keep him off his feet. Henry Lesher - I am trying to care, but I don't. Even after two months away from this, I can't pretend to care about these guys. Austin gets to his feet and lands a right hook to the jaw on JGH, then kicks him in the gut before he then gives him a head butt followed by a swinging neckbreaker to the mat where he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by JGH. Austin then stands JGH up, whips him into the corner buckle and then goes for a backdrop from there only to take a knee lift to the face from JGH who then gives Austin a spinebuster to the mat followed by a pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Austin. JGH then stands Austin up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a knee to the gut followed by a double under hook suplex to the mat. JGH then goes to the ropes himself and climbs to the top. He goes for a flying elbow smash from there, but Austin Houston rolls out of the way in time. Austin then does a kip up to his feet which draws cheers form the fans. Austin then kicks JGH in the ribs before he then goes for an STF. JGH quickly grabs the bottom rope to force the break and then pulls himself out to the floor for a break. Ricky Simms - Both men are showing us a lot here tonight. Henry Lesher - I guess so. I mean, I still find pocket lint more interesting and it's free for folks out there to look at. People are actually paying to watch this match? Austin gets to his feet inside the ring and then lands a suicide dive through the ropes that sends JGH down to the floor and sends him into the guard railing as well. Austin gets to his feet, then pulls JGH up and rolls him into the ring. He rolls himself in and goes for the pin. 1...2... JGH kicks out and Austin gives the referee a dirty look. He shakes his head as he pulls JGH to the middle of the ring and then appears to be going for a figure four leglock. JGH kicks him away before he can even get the hold applied and then JGH gets to his feet. He starts trading punches with Austin as the sportsmanship breaks down in this one. Austin then knees JGH in the gut, places him in a headlock and JGH gives Austin an atomic drop followed by a facebuster to the mat. He then rolls Austin over for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Austin Houston. Ricky Simms - These guys are both showing that they're tough tonight. Henry Lesher - I'm showing that I don't care. JGH picks Houston up and slams him to the mat and then gives him a knee drop to the forehead. He then stands Austin up, whips him off the ropes and Austin ducks a clothesline before giving JGH a reverse neckbreaker to the mat. Austin then jumps to the top rope and sets for a move from there. JGH gets to his feet and Austin goes for a missile dropkick. JGH grabs the feet of Austin in flight and drops back, sending Austin face first to the mat and apparently knocking him out. JGH rolls Austin over for the pin. 1...2...3! JGH gets the win over Austin Houston this week. He rolls himself out of the ring and his arms are raised by the referee. Ricky Simms - JGH used Austin's own momentum against him there, smart move by a veteran wrestler. They might be new here, but these guys know what they're doing and I'd love to see a rematch between these guys.
Henry Lesher - My God, you learned to talk a lot while I was
gone. We have to change that. Missy - Well, Tricia, things have not gone as planned tonight. Tricia Smith - I know right? First my partner's former partner attacks me. Second, I come out to stand at Rose's side dressed like crap and I get attacked then too? I am protesting tonight's matches and I told Lydia Parizi that we need a redo on that NC-17 match. Xandra then steps into the picture and shoves Tricia aside. Xandra - I don't see that happening little Tricia. See, I am here tonight for a once in a lifetime showing. I will be in that legends battle royal and what I did to that farce of a match is what had to happen. I did the fans a favor and I did you a favor. This company is a joke. Missy - But why bother with a farce of a match? Xandra - Fans want to watch wrestling and not be delayed by some horrible garbage match featuring half naked women. If they want that, they can subscribe to some porn channel and lube themselves up. Tricia Smith - Ewwww. Xandra - Yes, honey, that's what people said when you came out wearing just body paint. You're barely legal and you're barely above the legally retarded stage too. Just live off your sister's money and enjoy life as a vacuous idiot. That's all you're good for anyway. Missy - You believe you can win this battle royal? Xandra - We're about to find out, aren't we?
Xandra heads off to her destiny in what might be her final
showing inside a wrestling ring. Ricky Simms - I am in awe of the talent inside that ring right now. Henry Lesher - Leech wins this. Leech wins this easily. No one can stop Leech. New referee Wendel Carlson calls for the bell and the brawl is on. The crowd cheers as CWA wrestlers from as far back as 2003 battle with wrestlers all the way up until the current run of the company. Pyro is seen in the corner where Vigilante is strangling him. Max Cameron then attacks Vig from behind with a double axe handle smash to the back. Pyro and Max then toss Vigilante over the top rope, but Vig keeps a hold on the top rope and lands on the ring apron. Moose charges in to make the save and rams Pyro and Max's heads together. On the other side of the ring, Ash trades rights and lefts woth former 420 stable mate Dragon. Dragon eye gouges Ash and Ash eye gouges Dragon. Slim charges at them and they actually give Slim a double backdrop over the top rope and out to the floor. the first man eliminated from the match is the current CWA champ. Ricky Simms - Slim is out on a bad move there, attacking two Flock members. Henry Lesher - He charges in like an idiot and gets eliminated like an idiot. That will be his theme tonight. Ash and Dragon then grab a hold of 6Pac Dudley and whip him over the top rope and out to the floor. They turn to one another and agree to work together throughout this match. They then grab Halloween Jack and send him over the top rope to the floor, making it a total of three who are headed for the showers early. They then head over to Simon and he greets Dragon with an upper cut and then gives ash a jawbreaker. Across the ring, Max Cameron is brawling with Wren SilverPhoenix. Q them knees Max in the back before he gives Wren a clothesline to the mat. Q takes a thumb to the eye from Vigilante who tries to shove the bigger man over the top rope, but Q elbows Vig in the side of the head and then sends him into a collision with Moose. Q then ducks a charge from Pyro and backdrops him over the top rope and out to the floor. Razorblade then charges at Q and gives him a kick to the gut that sends Q through the ropes and out to the floor. Ricky Simms - Q is out of the ring, but he didn't go out over the top so it doesn't count. Henry Lesher - Q is one of my favorites in this one, too. At least the jobbers are going home early here. Well, Max is still in there though. Dragon and Ash are then seen talking over a teaming with Leech. Leech nods and seems interested and then he runs Ash over the top rope and out to the floor before he tries the same with Dragon. Dragon grabs the top rope and then kick Leech between the legs. Dragon shouts at Leech about not being a team player and ruining the 420 reunion tonight. Kosmic Kitty is seen being choked by Xandra. Xandra calls her weak and slaps her across the face. Simon then turns Xandra around and she slaps him across the face. Simon nods, then clotheslines Xandra over the top rope and out to the floor which draws cheers from the crowd. Simon then turns and takes a knee to the gut from Dante. Dante then picks Simon up only to take a dropkick to the back from Dizz that sends both Simon and Dante crashing into the corner buckle. Dizz then takes a kick to the back from Jack Spade. Dizz turns and looks spade in the eye and then they start trading punches. Max Cameron charges at them and tries to throw them out, but Spade steps out of the way and Simon hip tosses max over the top rope and out to the floor. Simon then kicks Spade in the gut and takes a right hook from Dizz. Ricky Simms - Well, Doc, you got your wish there. Henry Lesher - If Max doesn't win, I am happy. This is true. Q slides back into the ring, picks Moose up in near a corner buckle and takes a dropkick to the back from Vigilante. Moose crashes over the top rope, but manages to grab the middle rope, land on the apron and slip back into the ring. Moose then gets to his feet and both he and Vigilante take a dropkick to the chest from Razorblade. Razorblade then gets to his feet and then starts trading punches with Dante. Q grabs Simon by the shoulder and takes a vicious punch to the jaw from Simon who then picks Q up and slams him to the floor. Ricky Simms - We're down to the dirty dozen here as Q gets eliminated. Henry Lesher - Well, at least Simon is a real wrestler. I can live with that one. Simon then takes a knee to the gut from Spade who tosses Simon to the ropes, but he fails to go over. Spade moves in, gets caught in a headscissors by Simon and then Dante shoves Spade over the top before he then tries to do the same to Simon. Simon and Dante start striking punches on one another. Vigilante then moves in on both of them only to be caught by Dante and Simon and they give Vigilante a double whip over the top rope and out to the floor. Dante and Simon then eye gouge one another. Dragon takes advantage of this by clotheslining Dante over the top rope and out to the floor. Dragon then tries the same with Simon, but Simon kicks Dragon in the gut and then rakes his eyes along the top rope. Ricky Simms - We are watching people fall left and right in this exciting match up. Henry Lesher - My pick, Leech, is still in there and that's all that matters. As if having heard Lesher say his name, Leech spots Kosmic Kitty in the corner and trying to avoid any of the major action. He smiles at her and takes steps towards her. He pulls a cat's collar from his trunks and dangles it before Kosmic Kitty and she starts to cry. He taunts her with the collar and tells her that there's a special place in hell for cats. He then kicks her in the gut only to have Razorblade give him a double axe handle to the back and he then whips Leech over the top rope and out to the floor. The crowd cheers and Razor asks Kitty if she's okay. Henry Lesher - That was stupid! Stupid move by Razor! Leech will make him pay! Ricky Simms - How? This match is a one off for Leech. Wren SilverPhoenix sees weakness in Kitty and goes after her, but she takes a clothesline to the side of the neck from Sal Clemenzo which sends her out to the floor. Kitty then thanks Sal only to watch as Sal is tossed from the ring by Dizz. Sal and Wren get to their feet on the floor and start trading rights and lefts while security tries to split them up. Sal slams Wren's face into the steel ring steps and Wren answers with a kick to the gut on Sal and then slams his head into the ring apron. Inside the ring, Dizz moves in and locks up with Kosmic Kitty. Dragon then whips Simon into Dizz and Kitty and then Dragon tells Kitty it's time to go before tossing her over the top rope and out to the floor, causing dragon to draw more boos from the crowd. Ricky Simms - Dragon won't win any popularity contests, but that's not why he's out here tonight. Henry Lesher - Well, with Leech out, I hardly care anymore. This match is stupid. Moose attacks Dragon from behind with a kick to the back and then an inverted neckbreaker to the mat. Moose then gets to his feet and ducks a clothesline attempt by Simon before Moose then whips Simon off the ropes and backdrops him onto the fallen Dragon. Moose then starts trading punches with Razorblade. Razor eye gouges Moose and whips him towards the ropes. Moose grabs the ropes and he and razor start trading punches again. Simon and Dragon slowly get to their feet and then they start trading punches as well. Simon eye gouges Dragon and then whips him over the top rope and out to the floor which draws the loudest cheers of the night from the fans. Dragon gets to his feet on the floor and kicks the guard railing trying to protests his elimination. Ricky Simms - The fans are happy to see Dragon sent packing there. Henry Lesher - Hey, he outlasted some greats there. Inside the ring, Dizz pairs off with Simon while Razor continues to battle with Moose. Dizz gives Simon a forearm smash and then gives him a spin into an atomic drop before he then whips Simon shoulder first into the corner buckle. Dizz then turns and superkicks Moose in the side of the head, a move which catches both Moose and the fans off guard. Dizz then sends a stunned Moose over the top rope and out to the floor. Dizz tells the camera there are no teammates tonight before he takes a clothesline over the top rope and out to the floor form Razorblade. Simon gets to his feet in the corner and sees that it is down to him and Razor. Ricky Simms - It comes down to Simon, a former GWO champion, and razorblade, a man who also won the GWO title belt on what was a very successful run. Both men also had lengthy feuds with Rated R. Henry Lesher - Hey, I like both of these guys, so I am fine with this. Razor moves in and locks up with Simon. Simon then knees Razor in the gut and runs him towards the ropes as he goes for the quick finish. Razor grabs the top rope and falls over the top, but he grabs onto Simon and pulls him out as well. They both land on the ring apron where they start trading punches. Razor ducks a punch from Simon and then gives him a knee to the gut before he picks him up and power slams him to the floor. The referee calls for the bell as Simon hits the floor and Razor sits over him. The referee raises the hand of Razorblade to the delight of the crowd. Razorblade gets to his feet, short of breath while raising a finger towards the crowd. Ricky Simms - Razorblade is the last legend standing tonight. Henry Lesher - Well, he owes that to Leech mentoring him and making him everything he is. As Razor makes his way up the ramp, we see Rated R step out onto the stage clad in a suit. Rated R is applauding and then motions to Razor that it was luck. Rated R then produces a microphone from inside his suit jacket pocket. Rated R - Razor, congratulations, I mean that. The thing is, you're still a failure. I am the one man you were never able to eliminate. None of those twenty men have the ability to eliminate me. No, seriously, enjoy your win over the old people and little girls. You deserve it. I'll be busy actually being relevant in the now, my friend. Rated R drops the microphone and heads off while Razorblade shakes his head. Ricky Simms - Maybe razor can come out and visit during Ryan's match later.
Henry Lesher - If he does, Shannon loses everything to Ryan. Ray Dees - Well, I am back in the CWA and I get an interview with.... this guy. JGH - The name's JGH. Ray Dees - GHJ! JGH - No, JGH. Ray Dees - Yeah, whatever, look we all know your win tonight apparently sets you up to face the winner of the First Degree, Jakob Kore, Joey K match later tonight. What leads you to believe you can beat any of them? JGH - You know, maybe if you were a little more condescending I would understand your question. That aside, I know I can handle myself in the ring against anyone in this company. A Vivid-Gore shot would just be another step for me. Ray Dees - Most of the new guys are one step away from leaving. Look at that Masterson guy, debuts a week before I leave for two months and he's gone before I get back. JGH - I know I have a lot to prove, Ray. I also know I am man enough to live up to the hype. I'll buy you a ringside ticket so you can see what I do in two weeks. It doesn't matter who I face.
JGH walks off while Rya shrugs and doesn't look to be impressed. Ricky Simms - This match has been ages in the making, but Ryan somehow diluted it and added stipulations to it that are ridiculous. He will be a partner in this company if Hector or Tony lose and if Ryan loses to them, Shannon doesn't get his match. Henry Lesher - Hey, don't be mad at Rated R for being smarter than the boss. This is a win for Rated R either way. Ryan steps through the ropes into the ring which allows Casey Braun to call for the bell. Her father pleads with her to count Ryan out and she can't figure out what she's supposed to count him out for. Hector tells her she was always his second favorite daughter behind Crystal and Casey loses her temper, slapping her father and causing him to drop like a rock onto his back. Rated R goes for the pin. Casey rolls her eyes, but she counts it anyway. 1...2...3! Hector is out, so Ryan now has a stake in the CWA as a company. Ricky Simms - What the hell was that? Henry Lesher - That was Hector showing how smart he can be. Rated R gets to his feet while Hector quickly scrambles out of the ring and then out through the crowd. Tony Parizi then steps up onto the ring apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. He stands face to face with Rated R and threatens him, poking him in the chest with his index finger while doing so. The man in charge of waste management says something about Ryan swimming with the fishes before he then drops Ryan with a vicious left hook to the jaw and then he starts putting the boots to him with his dress shoes, which appear to have metal tips on them. Tony then chokes the downed Ryan while the referee threatens to disqualify the Mafia boss. Ricky Simms - Tony has really gone to town here, but he is on the line with the rules here. Henry Lesher - He needs to beware he screws Shannon over if he wins. Of course, that might be Ryan's plan. The man is a genius. Tony releases the choke and shakes his head. He then pulls Ryan to his feet and then shoves him into the corner buckle. Tony then slaps Rated R across the face before giving him a drop toe hold to the mat and there he goes for a camel clutch on the former champ. Rated R quickly gets to his hands and knees and reaches back, grabbing the feet of Tony Parizi and pulling him down while Shannon paces at ringside. Rated R pulls Tony down and then gets to his feet. He places Parizi into a figure four leglock, but the Mob boss is smart enough to quickly grab the bottom rope which forces the break. Rated R then gets to his feet while Parizi heads out to the floor where he then talks to Shannon Skanes. Ricky Simms - If Rated R fails to beat Parizi, then Shannon will never get a match with Ryan. If Ryan pins Parizi, Shannon and Rated R are full partners. Parizi pulls himself onto the ring apron and then we hear "Hell's Bells" by AC/DC and Max Cameron comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd. He makes his way down the ramp while Rated R and Shannon watch him do so. Parizi steps into the ring and charges at Ryan, but takes a vicious boot to the chin instead from Rated R. Rated R then goes for the pin. 1...2... Max pulls Rated R out of the ring to the floor and then he slides into the ring, gets to his feet and leg drops the fallen Tony Parizi. Referee Casey Braun is forced to call for the bell. Max then motions to ring announcer Jen Hawkins, who throws Max a microphone. Max Cameron - A year ago, Shannon, I retired you. Now, you come out here like Ric Flair and piss all over that? The least I could do before I left your company for good was make certain you and Ryan never square off again and you get to retire for good this time. Let your son fight your battles for you.... again. The fans boo as Tony Parizi is announced the winner by disqualification. Max bows inside the ring while some in the crowd start tossing garbage at him. Shannon then slips into the ring with a steel chair in hand. Max ducks and rolls out of the ring to the floor before escaping up the ramp with a grin on his face. Ricky Simms - Well, Ryan has a share of the company, but he isn't a full fifty-fifty partner with Shannon. Shannon does not get his match and Ryan doesn't look too upset about it. Henry Lesher - Hey, Max did Ryan a favor there. He denied Shannon any closure or even a match while Ryan gained so much out of this.
Inside the ring, Shannon shouts to a retreating and smiling Rated
R that this isn't over. He throws the chair from the ring towards
Rated R, but the distance is too much for the steel chair to travel. Jessica Sweet - Razor, how does it feel to win such a big match tonight? Razorblade - I would feel great about it and perfectly fine to leave it, but Ryan had to come out and do his usual thing. I then watch him apparently end his feud with Shannon without a punch thrown? It's wrong. Jessica Sweet - But there isn't really anything you can do about it. Razorblade - Not at this point, no. Maybe I need to discuss how a contract should work with the boss and see what we can do to remedy that problem. Jessica - Well, either way, congratulations on the win. Razorblade - Well, thanks I guess for... He stops as Leech steps in. Leech - Yeah, enjoy the win tonight Razor. Just be glad this was a one time thing for me. If it wasn't and if I saw you again after what happened in there tonight.... it wouldn't be pretty. Razorblade - It was just a match. Leech - Hey, say whatever you want so you can sleep tonight. I really don't give a damn. Maybe I'll see you again soon, buddy.
Leech punches Razor's shoulder and grins before exiting the shot. Ricky Simms - Does Joey leave the ring to enter the fight or let them hurt each other, increasing his chances of winning? Henry Lesher - His chances right now are zero, so he should stay put in the ring. Joey K then steps out onto the ring apron, drops to the floor and heads up the ramp to the stage where his opponents are. He kicks First Degree in the ribs and then whips him into Jakob Kore. Kore stumbles back and almost falls off the stage, regains his balance and then spears Joey K to the stage instead. Jakob then gets to his feet only to be dropkicked off the stage and into a dumpster by First Degree. Degree then grabs Joey by the neck, stands him up and then gives him a head butt followed by a choke slam to the stage. Degree then grabs Joey by the feet and drags him down to ringside and then stands him up before rolling him into the ring. Degree then rolls himself into the ring and then places Joey's throat over the bottom rope before choking him with it. Ricky Simms - The referee would like to do something here, but the match hasn't technically started yet. Henry Lesher - Let First Degree beat these guys up. It's not like they don't deserve it. Jakob Kore staggers his way towards the ring with a steel bar in his right hand. The referee spots this and tells him to drop it. Kore says he found it in the dumpster and it's fair game. Referee Steve Miller argues that it isn't and continues arguing with Kore while First Degree plants a foot on the back of Joey's neck and really chokes him badly with the bottom rope, a sadistic grin crossing his face. Kore finally does drop the steel bar and then climbs onto the ring apron where he eye gouges First Degree and then drops off the apron, causing Degree's neck to slingshot off the top rope and sending him down to the mat gasping for breath while the fans cheer. Kore then rolls himself under the bottom rope into the ring and goes for the roll up on Joey K while the bell finally sounds to start the match. 1...2... kick out by Joey. Kore then tries to pin First Degree. 1...2... Degree rolls a shoulder out and Kore shakes his head. Kore then stands degree up and runs him into the turnbuckle before giving him a dropkick to the back. Kore then goes for a backslide into a pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by First Degree. Ricky Simms - Jakob Kore is in control here, but that's not easy to maintain in a triple threat match. Henry Lesher - It's not easy to maintain when your fans are all Shmelkys, too. Kore stands Degree up and whips him through the ropes and out to the floor. Joey K then gets to his feet behind Jakob and turns him around before kneeing him in the gut and then giving him a snap suplex to the mat. Joey then stands Jakob up, whips him off the ropes and dropkicks him back down to the mat. Joey then goes to the ropes in the corner, makes his way to the second rope and waits for Jakob to get to his feet. Before he can execute a move, however, First Degree grabs his feet from outside the ring and pulls Joey down, his face hitting the mat while he does the splits around the corner post. Degree then rolls himself into the ring where he starts brawling with Jakob. The two eye gouge one another and then start trading knife edge chops to the chest. Ricky Simms - It is anyone's game right now as the control goes back and forth between all three men here. Henry Lesher - But First Degree is the only legitimate wrestler in this. I hope JGH is watching closely because his fate will be the same when they fight in two weeks. First Degree kicks Jakob in the ribs and then gives him a bulldog to the mat before rolling him over for the pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Jakob Kore. Degree then stands Kore up, whips him into the corner and goes for a spear there, but Joey trips Degree down to the mat and then starts raining down punches to the back of the neck on First Degree. Joey then gets to his feet and starts trading punches with Jakob Kore while the fans cheer the action. Joey gives Jakob a series of knee lifts to the gut and then gives him a tilt a whirl suplex to the mat before Joey goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Jakob Kore. Joey then stands Jakob up, whips him into the corner buckle and then lands a running knee lift to the chest on Jakob followed by a snap mare to the middle of the ring. First Degree then trips the feet out from under Joey and then gives him a monkey flip right out through the ropes to the floor. Degree then uses the ropes to get to his feet while Jakob struggles to do the same. First Degree rakes the eyes of Jakob Kore along the top rope and then gives him a side Russian leg sweep to the mat. He then stands Jakob up, then sets for and delivers an even flow DDT to the mat before going for the pin. 1...2... Joey K breaks it up as he dives into the ring, giving Degree a double axe handle smash to the back. Ricky Simms - First Degree might have had it won there. Henry Lesher - He did until the new idiot stepped in. Joey K stands Degree up, whips him off the ropes and then backdrops him to the mat. Joey then lands a knee drop to the forehead on Degree before he then stands Degree up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a German suplex from there into a pin attempt. 1...2... Degree rolls a shoulder out. Jakob gets to his feet slowly and seems groggy from the DDT only to take a chin kick from First Degree that sends him through the ropes and out to the floor. Inside the ring, First Degree then starts trading shots with Joey K. He eye gouges Joey, then hip tosses him to the mat before he then picks Joey up over his shoulder and tries to run him head first into the corner. Joey manages to squirm off of Degree's shoulders and sends him into the corner before rolling him up with a school boy pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by First Degree while Jakob struggles to pull himself into the ring. Degree then greets him with a knee to the gut, picks him up and slams him to the mat. He then knees Joey in the gut only to have Joey whip him off the ropes and goes for a back drop. First Degree counters by picking Joey up and delivering the Overdriver and then hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2...3! First Degree gets a win this week. Ricky Simms - Great match, but First Degree gets the win. That sets up a battle between himself and JGH in two weeks at Assault for the vacant Vivid-Gore title belt. Henry Lesher - Just give Degree the title then. He's miles ahead of that guy. Degree rolls himself out of the ring to the floor and starts making his way up the ramp only to be attacked by Jakob Kore, who refuses to admit the match is over and he has again lost. He knees Degree in the ribs and then gives him a bulldog onto the ramp. He heads down to ringside to retrieve the piece of steel he had originally brought to this match. As he heads up the ramp towards First Degree again, security heads Jakob off and he tries to fight his way through them while Degree retreats to the stage and beyond. Ricky Simms - I doubt Jakob is going to let this one go. He felt this was his chance tonight.
Henry Lesher - He has to realize he just isn't good enough. Move
on. Neriah Sweet - Shannon, you have to be upset with how tonight has turned out. Shannon Skanes - Ryan says it's over. Ryan is already talking about how he is going to run the show Restricted and it appears he'll have the votes with the board for that to go through. I am livid, Neriah. This won't go unpunished. Neriah Sweet - But how do you punish a man who is on some level, now your partner? Shannon Skanes - Rated R symbolizes everything that is wrong with wrestling. He is going to pay for this. Neriah Sweet - And Max Cameron? Shannon Skanes - Max is a chump. Max is not going to be back with this company. Max sealed his fate tonight. He got eliminated from the battle royal and should have known when to leave. Hell, everyone else knew when to leave and it's quite the list of exits. Neriah Sweet - So his contract has been terminated? Shannon Skanes - Put mildly, yes. I have enough on my plate with one man bent on ruining everything I am and everything I stand for. I had to cut ties with the other. Besides, one of them draws buys and puts butts in seats while the other couldn't draw flies. We have finally seen the last of Max Cameron in a CWA ring.
Shannon walks into his office, slams the door shut and we return
to the ring for tonight's main event. Ricky Simms - Jakob wants to back the champ up and get some revenge on Lethal Attraction, but Slim wants to go it alone here. Henry Lesher - It might be the first time anyone has ever wanted to be seen with Slim, so he should take all the help he can get. Slim makes his way down the ramp with Jakob still close behind. Slim instructs Jakob to stand next to the guard railing and not to move. Jakob shouts at First Degree from his spot and Slim tells Jakob to shut up and then tells First Degree the same. He then hands his title belt off to the timekeeper before he pulls himself onto the ring apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. The referee calls for the bell and the two lock up. Slim shoves Lucy into the ropes and then backdrops her to the mat before giving her a leg drop to the throat and he goes for the quick pin. 1...2... kick out by Lucy. Slim then sits Lucy up and places her in a nerve hold. He has both sides of her neck grasped firmly and the referee checks for a submission, though she refuses to give up. Ricky Simms - Slim needs to stay on Lucy and keep her off her feet. He cannot let her get anything going. Henry Lesher - Yeah, if it comes down to talent, then he's screwed. Lucy refuses to submit to Slim's hold and then she reaches out and manages to grab the middle rope to force the break. She then elbows Slim in the ribs, then whips him off the ropes before giving him a dropkick to the mat. She then stands Slim up, whips him into the corner and then does a handspring into a headscissors that takes Slim down to the mat. Lucy then goes to the ropes and makes her way to the top. Slim gets to his feet and Lucy goes for a flying cross body. She hits and takes Slim down to the mat, but he reverses the pin and hooks the leg. 1...2... kick out by Lucy Johnson. Slim then stands Lucy up, whips her off the ropes and backdrops her to the mat. Slim then stands her up and takes a jawbreaker from the challenger before she pulls his feet out from under him and then she applies a sharpshooter on the champ. The referee checks for a submission, but Slim shows no signs of giving up. Ricky Simms - Lucy in in control thanks to the tempo increase for a few moments there. Henry Lesher - Well, she is the one with talent. That works against the one with no talent. Slim reaches out for the rope, but First Degree actually pulls the rope back away from Slim as the fans boo. Slim pulls himself closer to the ropes. He reaches out and manages to grab the bottom rope which forces the break. Lucy is reluctant to break the hold, but when she does, Slim heads out to the floor where he eye gouges First Degree and then picks him up before dropping him on the steel guard railing, catching him in the gut with the unforgiving steel. Jakob Kore makes his way around the ring to get involved, but Slim holds him back and tells him to mind his own business. Slim then pulls himself onto the ring apron where he is greeted with a dropkick that sends him falling to the floor where he crashes into Jakob Kore. Lucy then drops and rolls herself out to the floor as well. Ricky Simms - Slim went after the wrong person and Lucy is making him pay for it. Henry Lesher - Hey, that idiot Kore isn't helping anyone except Lucy in this mess. Of course, Slim's no talent made the mountain a tough one to climb, but now it's impossible. Lucy stands Slim up and slams his head into the ring apron. He answers with a knee to the gut on her and then picks her up and slams her to the floor. Slim then stands Lucy up, rolls her into the ring and then does the same himself before he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Lucy Johnson. Slim then stands Lucy up, whips her off the ropes and then he gives her a shoulder block down to the mat where he lands an elbow smash to the throat and he again goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Lucy Johnson. Slim then stands Lucy up, whips her off the ropes and then misses a clothesline as she ducks it. She then whips Slim into the corner and goes for a handspring back elbow, but he knees her in the back and then gives her a hair pull into the corner where he then boot chokes her. The referee counts towards a five count and Slim releases before the DQ can happen. He whips Lucy to the opposite corner and then he goes for a shoulder block. She greets him with a boot to the head and then whips him over the top rope and out to the floor. Jakob Kore heads over to Slim and tries to help him up. The referee tells Jakob he cannot be involved in this at all and tells him to leave. Jakob refuses to go. Ricky Simms - Here we go again with this Kore kid. Henry Lesher - Well, at least he's consistent. Mark Davis actually leaves the ring and tells Jakob to leave the area. Jakob says nothing will make him leave and then the referee calls for security to have him escorted away for the second time in minutes. Slim rolls himself into the ring where he is greeted with a big boot to the chest from Lucy and then First Degree slips into the ring, gets to his feet and then he gives Slim the Overdriver. The fans boo loudly as both Degree and Lucy put the boots to Slim Pickens. First Degree then drops and rolls himself out of the ring as Jakob Kore is finally being dragged away. The referee slips back into the ring and Slim moves slowly. He pulls himself to his feet with the use of the ropes while the fans start a chant for the champion. Slim then turns and is greeted with the Daydream's Over by Lucy Johnson. Lucy then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Lucy Johnson wins and is the new World Champion! The fans boo loudly and garbage again rains down from the crowd while Lucy rolls herself out of the ring and into First Degree's arms. Ricky Simms - That was a miscarriage of justice. That was just wrong. Henry Lesher - Hey, Jakob did them a favor. He actually cost Slim the title. Good job, Jakob. You're a great manager for the opposition. Bang up job there for Slim. The crowd boos as Lucy has a title belt over each shoulder. She bows to the fans and then embraces First Degree again. They make their way up the ramp to the stage arm in arm while Slim lies inside the ring. Ricky Simms - Well, what a night and next week, we will see Breakthrough for the first time in over a half a decade. What will happen then and how will the fallout from tonight's actions play out? Henry Lesher - I am very happy that we have a real champion here. Ricky Simms - That's not what you called her before she teamed with First Degree. Henry Lesher - I don't recall ever saying anything negative about her. Ricky Simms - Dear Lord, well, see you fans next week at Breakthrough!
We fade to black with Lucy and First Degree still celebrating
their night ruling the CWA. Only time will tell how loing this party
will last. |