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August 2, 2009 Edition Ray Dees - Adam, just the man I wanted to talk to. Adam Eagle - Raymond Dees, my uncle told me you'd be around. Ray Dees - So this Originals match next week.... what does a retired guy have to do for an invite? Adam Eagle - ..... *looks at Rose* Rose Lemieux - Ray, that's so.... awesome of an offer and.... well, Adam is announcing his team tonight. It's kind of set so.... sorry Ray. Maybe next time. Ray Dees - *looking down at the ground* Yeah I mean... sure. That makes sense I guess. I could referee it. Adam Eagle - ..... Well.... *again looks at Rose* Rose Lemieux - See, that's part of the announcement. There are two Originals matches and both will have special guest referees. Ray Dees - Well.... I guess I should go then. I'm sure you have stuff to do. The whole new love thing and all. Going to lakes and camping by the shore and... He wanders off and Rose tilts her head, perplexed by what Ray just said. Adam Eagle - Rose, what is it? Rose Lemieux - The tent by the lakeshore, that wasn't in any promo. How does Ray know about that? Adam Eagle - Good question, babe. They enter the building and we hear "Burn It to
the Ground" by Nickelback and see images of Moose, Jack Spade, Tommy
Purr, Rose Lemieux, Gary Barber, Malk, Max Cameron, Greyson Blaze,
Hoshi Yakamoto and Wren SilverPhoenix before we head to ringside
where Henry Lesher and Ricky Simms are ready to call tonight's
action. Ricky Simms - Two very good wrestlers lead off tonight's show. Henry Lesher - That's a highly suspect statement, Rick. Max backs Greyson into the ropes where the referee asks for a clean break. Max takes a step back and then lands a cheap shot to the jaw on Greyson. He then gives Greyson a hip toss to the mat followed by placing him in a sleeperhold. The fans start a chant for Greyson as he reaches for the ropes and refuses to submit. Greyson elbows Max in the gut twice, loosening the hold and then manages to grab the middle rope to force the break. He then gives max a kick to the gut followed by a gutwrench suplex to the mat where he then goes for the early pin. 1...2... kick out by Max Cameron. Greyson then stands Max up, whips him off the ropes and lands a dropkick on him which sends him down to the mat. Greyson then goes for a springboard moonsault, but Max rolls out of the way and quickly gets to his feet. He then starts putting the boots to Greyson. Ricky Simms - There's some solid back and forth action in this one. Henry Lesher - It's like watching pigeons fighting over a washcloth. Ricky Simms - What? Max stands Greyson up and whips him through the ropes and out to the floor. Max then rolls himself out to the floor as well. He stands Greyson up and slams his head into the steel guard railing. He then picks Greyson up and slams him to the floor and then steps on his chest for a few seconds. He steps off, stands Greyson up and slams his head into the ring apron. He then goes for the Irish whip into the steel corner post, but Greyson plants his feet and instead whips Max shoulder first into the steel post. He then gives Max a knee to the gut followed by a tilt a whirl backbreaker. Greyson then stands Max up, rolls him into the ring and then does the same himself before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Max Cameron. Ricky Simms - Greyson nearly had him there. Henry Lesher - That's impressive, almost pinning Max Cameron. Greyson stands Max up and we see Wren SilverPhoenix making her way down the ramp, a scowl on her face. Greyson whips Max off the ropes, then gives him a clothesline to the mat. Greyson then misses with an elbow drop as Max rolls out of the way and then Max gets to his feet, places Greyson in a headlock and then gives him a bulldog to the mat. Max then spots Wren and he has words with her. Greyson gets to his feet behind Max while the crowd cheers. Greyson then rolls Max into a school boy roll up for the pin. 1...2...3! Greyson wins the match thanks to the distraction by Wren. Ricky Simms - Max allowed himself to be distracted there. Henry Lesher - Max is an idiot. He is a total and complete idiot. Max rolls himself out of the ring and then looks over at the announce table. He strolls over and stands face to face with Henry Lesher. Max Cameron - We still have an issue? Henry Lesher - Now, I would hate to have to sick BasketKase on you again. Max Cameron - I wrestle every week in that ring and you mock me. You're as bad as these thankless fans. I do everything for everyone else and what does it get me? Henry Lesher - A bad haircut? Max picks Lesher up and slams him onto the table. He then climbs onto the table. Ricky Simms - Max, come on now. Just let it go. Max Cameron - Rick, I have listened to this man badmouth me for years! It ends now! Max places Lesher in a face up headlock and then gives him The Contradiction which sends him through the table and down to the floor. On the ramp, we see Wren smirking and nodding her head. Max stands amidst the wreckage of the table and looks towards Wren. Ricky Simms - We need medics out here. Doc has been messed up. Max heads off through the crowd as medics as
well as Paulie La Cerva race to the ring to attend to Lesher. Myst - I thought you were fired. Jordan Gibson - Hey, I am here for the CWA Originals' announcement. Myst - But that seems odd since there's nothing original about you. Jordan Gibson - Look, Myst, you fired my brother and I. I get it. I am not here to fight you. I am here because I have to save face. Myst - How do you intend to do that? Jordan Gibson - I've been training. I've been working on this whole wrestling thing. You'll see next week at Sunstroke. The CWA Originals will steal the show. Myst - Not likely, Jordan. It's more likely to be another case of the have nots showing just how far behind they are. That's usually the case fot the Originals. Jordan Gibson - I'll tell you what. If I win this big Sunstroke thing, then I'll take you on immediately thereafter. Myst - Now I know you're insane. Jordan Gibson - Then take the challenge. Step up to the plate. Myst - I have nothing to gain from that. Jordan Gibson - No, but you lose face if you don't answer the challenge. Think about it. Jordan moves on before Myst can think of
another snappy comeback. Ricky Simms - This is supposed to be a fun summer match between the ladies and Wren is turning into a falls count anywhere affair. The referee charges out of the ring and up the ramp where she tries to get in between Wren and Rose. Wren shoves the referee down and then continues choking Rose. The choke is only broken when Kira Yakamoto comes rushing out and clotheslines Wren to the stage. Kira then grabs the audio cable and starts whipping Wren across the back with it while the fans cheer. Rose slowly gets to her feet only to take a spinning heel kick to the chin from Kira which sends her back down to the stage. Kira then stands over both and then sees the Aerial title belt on the stage. She stands over Rose and verbally berates her. Wren slowly gets to her feet and then Kira turns to stand face to face with her. Wren points to the the title belt and then to her waist. Ricky Simms - It would appear both Wren and Kira want that Aerial title. Wren and Kira argue while Rose rolls away from them and starts to slowly pull herself up from the stage. Referee Casey Braun gets to her feet and Wren gives her a right hook to the jaw which sends her back down to the stage. Kira then slams the belt across the top of Wren's head. Kira then turns and finds herself face to face with Rose. She tries for a belt shot on Rose, but Rose ducks it and then Rose spears Kira down to the stage. She grabs her belt back and stands on wobbly legs while the crowd starts a chant for her. We then see Max Cameron coming out, a security guard wrapped around his ankle and being dragged. Max grabs Wren by the hair and Wren greets him with a low blow. Ricky Simms - This is total insanity here. Wren again stands face to face with Rose and the two argue among themselves. This is broken up as Kira gives Rose a German suplex to the steel stage. Wren applauds only to take a German suplex to the stage from Max Cameron. Max then grabs the Aerial title belt, slings it over his shoulder and then he runs off as best he can while security comes rushing out in pursuit of him once again. Ricky Simms - Max and Wren have created a lot of chaos already tonight and Max took the Aerial belt. He just took the damned belt and ran off with it! Rose gets to her feet and we then see that Ray Dees is there dressed as a security guard and he's helping her up, complete with groping her chest. Rose slaps him across the face and then takes a clothesline from Wren. Ray applauds and Wren gives Ray a low blow for his efforts. Ricky Simms - This has completely broken down,
before a match even took place. They're going to need a cage to
contain this battle next week at Sunstroke. I have a feeling a major
match will be announced before the night is out. Tommy Purr - Holy shit. Paulie La Cerva runs in, short of breath. Paulie La Cerva - Tommy.... I am glad you're okay. Look, you need to go home. Tommy Purr - Why? Paulie La Cerva - Jack attacked Moose, Max and Wren are ruining the show. I need you to be kept intact for next week's big match. Tommy Purr - I am not scared of Jack Spade. Paulie La Cerva - Just do as I fricking tell you. Tommy Purr - Look, I am not being run off tonight. You are not telling me to leave so Jack gets bragging rights on this one. Paulie La Cerva - You know what? Fine, you freaking lunatics want to run the asylum? Go ahead! See if I care! Jack Spade can peg you all off and I'll just cash my check guilt free. Stop being pig-headed Tommy. You crossed over from bravery into stupidity here. Tommy Purr - My call, Paulie, not yours. I am staying. Paulie La Cerva - It's your funeral. Moose is seen stirring on the floor, medics now
rushing in to look after Moose. The CWA may need extra medics on
hand tonight as they could be a very busy bunch. Ricky Simms - Gary was counting on Kira being out of it after that fight with Wren and Rose, but she was able to kick out. There are some wrestlers already having rough nights and Kira's just got a lot tougher. Gary Barber stands Kira up, whips her into the ropes and then gives her a shoulder block to the mat. Barber then picks Kira up and slams her to the mat and then gives her a knee drop to the forehead before going for the pin again. 1...2... Kira rolls a shoulder out. Barber shakes his head as he stands her up, whips her into the corner buckle and then goes for a shoulder block only to miss as she side steps it. Kira then gives Gary a side Russian leg sweep to the mat. Kira gets to her feet and boot chokes Barber while the fans appear to now be on her side. Ricky Simms - Nice comeback by Kira, but the real trick will be keeping Gary Barber down. Kira releases the boot choke and then she goes to the ropes and makes her way to the top. Barber gets to his feet and takes a missile dropkick to the chin from Kira. Kira then hooks the leg for the pin on the downed Barber. 1...2... kick out by Gary Barber. Kira then stands Gary up, whips him off the ropes and leap frogs him and then, when he comes off the ropes a second time, gives him a monkey flip to the mat which draws cheers from the fans. Kira then gets to her feet and again looks to the ropes. She makes her way to the top and then poses there before going for a shooting star press on Gary Barber. It misses as he rolls out of the way, causing her to crash to the mat. Ricky Simms - Kira went high risk one too many times and showed why they are called high risk moves. Gary gets to his feet and then stands Kira up, whips her off the ropes and then gives her a big boot to the chest which brings her back down to the mat. He then picks Kira up and power slams her to the mat and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Kira and the fans cheer loudly. Gary shakes his head as he stands her up and then whips her through the ropes and out to the floor. Barber drops and rolls himself out to the floor after her. Barber then stands Kira up only to take a jawbreaker from Kira. Kira then knees Gary in the gut and then slams his forehead into the steel ring steps before she rolls herself back into the ring. Ricky Simms - Kira is just trying to survive this match after the brutal fight she has prior. Gary rolls himself into the ring and Kira starts putting the boots to him. Kira then stands Gary up and takes an eye gouge from Barber. Gary then whips Kira into the corner and then lands a running knee lift to the chest on Kira before he gives her a backdrop to the mat. Barber then puts the boots to her, then drags her to the middle of the ring and locks in Ockham's Razor. Kira resists tapping and tries to reach out for the ropes. The crowd starts a chant for her while the referee continues to check for a submission. Gary leans back in the hold and shakes his head towards the chanting fans. Kira then taps out and the referee calls for the bell. Ricky Simms - You just sensed that too much was taken out of Kira before this match even started. Barber gets the win and Kira will want her shot at the people she was battling with before this fight even started.
Barber rolls himself out to the floor, then tells the camera that
this is what will happen to Greyson Blaze next week. He then starts
up the ramp towards the backstage area. Scavenger - Okay, we're all set. Adam Eagle - They gave us a slot for now to do this? Scavenger - Yeah, we have time and this should be good. Adam Eagle - You think Vesuvius will try anything? Scavenger - Honestly, Adam, I am counting on it.
Adam then high fives Scavenger and they head out of the locker
room. Adam Eagle - So, next week is Suntroke. Next week you people get to see my first CWA match on the big stage! The crowd cheers and Scavenger eggs them on with the old Hulk Hogan hand cupping the ear. Adam Eagle - Now, this is how it will go down. Two teams square off in the CWA's old version of what became World War 3 in WCW. Two rings will be set up, side by side. Each team will fight it out with the other, the only ways to be eliminated being by pinfall or submission. There are no count outs and no over the top rope eliminations. This will be a battle to see which side is stronger and, that said, my team will be stronger. Scavenger - That's made clear by the fact I am on the team and I am bringing the chair with me. Adam Eagle - Let's talk about my team, shall we? First off, we have... "Mein Teil" by Rammstein echoes throughout the arena and Adam stops his speech, folding his arms across his chest. Vesuvius steps out onto the stage with a microphone in his hand as well. He smirks and shakes his head. Vesuvius - The fact that you think your team is remotely important is sad, Adam. These fans won't care about you after I stomp you into the ground. Your uncle is a has been. Your father never was. The fact is, your team is made inferior simply by the fact you lead it. You're the wrong man for the job and everyone out here knows that. Hell, your girlfriend knows that. Adam Eagle - Is that so? Vesuvius - Boy, don't interrupt the mountain man when he's talking. Don't do that. Now, let's get to who is on my time. Let's get to who the real monsters of this match will be and who will win this match next Sunday. First up, there are the automatics. "Du Hast" by Rammstein plays as Orlock, Kindred and Gravity make their way out onto the stage. All three towering seven foot tall wrestlers stand behind Vesuvius, all of them wearing Anarchy Inc. T-shirts. Vesuvius - Orlock, Kindred and Gravity are the three members of Anarchy Inc. on the CWA Originals' broadcasts. These men alone could decimate whatever you're putting together. The thing is, it doesn't stop there. "Bonecracker" by Shocore plays as Blair Drake and Steve Hawkins make their way onto the stage as well. Vesuvius - Drake and Hawkins are a deadly team, Adam. Again, they could probably win this thing alone because they have been teammates for fifteen years. These guys are clutch and never lose big matches. Now, if it stopped with the six of us, that would be fine. The thing is, it doesn't stop there. The lights go out and we hear "Wicked" by Econoline Crush and, when the lights come back up, we see Samson inside the ring face to face with Scavenger. He grabs the microphone from Adam Eagle. Samson - I am going to finally get my chance to take everyone down on the big stage. I am finally going to expose this man here as a complete fraud. As the rightful CWA Originals champion, I am the best man to win this fight and I figured I would align myself with the right side on this one. "Just Like You" by Three Days Grace plays and Noah Skanes steps out onto the stage which draws loud cheers from the crowd. He steps right through the giants on the stage as if they weren't there, the CWA Originals title over his shoulder as he makes his way down the ramp. He then steps up the ring steps and then steps through the ropes into the ring where he then stands nose to nose with Samson. Noah Skanes - Brother, you're on the wrong side. You see yourself as this great legend, but who has the title? I have the title and I beat you for it. I'll stand side by side with Scavenger and Adam Eagle this week and once again, I'll expose you as nothing more than a blowhard. I am relatively certain that the fact you blow hard is the reason you get ahead in this business anyway. The crowd cheers as Samson and Noah look ready to fight. Vesuvius leads his Anarchy teammates down the ramp and they all surround the ring. Noah then stands with Adam and Scavenger and the two of them stand together, apparently not afraid of seven to three odds tonight. We then see Ricky Simms getting up from his broadcast position, removing his headset and then he slides under the bottom rope into the ring to bring the numbers to seven to four. The crowd cheers this move while Samson laughs. Samson - You are teaming with fossils? You think that Ricky Simms can help you, like he's the Flair of the CWA or something? That is rich. I am going to enjoy this. Samson tosses the microphone down to the mat and then we hear "Phenomenon" by LL Cool J and the crowd cheers as Jon Shocker leads Arizona and Tough Eagle onto the stage, evening the numbers at seven a side. They rush down the ramp to ringside and then all slip under the bottom rope into the ring. Eagle grabs the discarded microphone as he does so and then stands face to face with Samson. Tough Eagle - I may be a fossil, son, but I am a man with courage. My niece gets kicked around by that piece of crap there and you think I won't be in this? Vesuvius, I am going to take your head off. Samson, allow me to introduce you to Arizona once again. Tough Eagle hands the microphone to Arizona. Arizona - Hey there, partner. I seem to remember we were the tag champs a few months back and you abandoned me against Chemical Imbalance. They won the titles while you laughed out back. Ever since then, you've avoided me. Next Sunday, you get to face the music Samson. You must have brought on the apocalypse, my friend, because fans never cheer me. You hear them right now? They want me to kick your yellow ass all the way to next Sunday. Samson drops and rolls himself out to the floor. He shakes his head as he retreats with the rest of his team. Vesuvius - Next Sunday, the superior team will win. Arizona - You're right, V-Man. We will.
The crowd cheers the team inside the ring and a chant for Ricky
Simms starts while Jon Shocker and Noah Skanes boost him onto their
shoulders. Paulie La Cerva - It's a shame the Originals only get that match though. I mean, outside of this diva match which I don't really favor. Myst - The fans will love the droolworthy diva match, Paulie. Paulie La Cerva - But that World War 3 style match. That would main event most places. Myst - No, next week's main event is Tommy Purr, Moose and Jack Spade. Paulie La Cerva - So, do we punish Jack for his attack on Moose? Myst - No one saw it, Paulie. Besides, Moose is a real warrior. He'll show up next week. Paulie La Cerva - I just think that... Myst - I know what you think and it's been noted. Now, I need a moment to go over some contracts for next week. This Aerial Title match should be fun. Paulie La Cerva - What do you have in mind? Myst - Max Cameron, Wren SilverPhoenix, Rose Lemieux, Kira Yakamoto and Malk in a TLC match. Paulie La Cerva - For a high flying title? Myst - Hey, someone is gonna fly off those ladders. It makes sense to me. Paulie La Cerva - I see your point. Myst - Like I said, I need to go over some things. Paulie La Cerva - Fine, I'm gone.
He makes his exit and we return to the ring. Ricky Simms - Well, with my moment passed and Henry Lesher back from his medical attention, we can resume the normal programming. Henry Lesher - So I would like to make this announcement. Next week, when Max gets his shot at the Aerial title, I will be the special guest referee. I may not be a wrestler, but you don't get away with something like that on me. Malk locks up with Hoshi. Hoshi quickly kicks Malk in the gut and then gives him a series of forearm smashes to the jaw. Malk then gives Hoshi a German suplex to the mat. Malk stands Hoshi up, places her in a headlock and then gives her a snap suplex to the mat. Malk goes for the early pin. 1...2... kick out by Hoshi. Malk then stands Hoshi up, whips her off the ropes and then gives her a backdrop to the mat. Malk then goes to the corner buckle and climbs to the second rope. Hoshi gets to her feet as Malk goes for a double axe handle smash. Instead, Hoshi gives Malk a kick to the face and sends him down to the mat. Ricky Simms - Great move there by Hoshi. Henry Lesher - It's going to be odd seeing you inside the ring next week since TV wasn't invented before your last match. You know Vesuvius is gonna toss you around, right? Ricky Simms - Yeah, I doubt that Doc. I have a few tricks up my sleeve. Hoshi goes to the ropes in the corner and quickly jumps to the top and then she lands a flying leg drop across the chest of Malk before she goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Malk. Hoshi then rolls Malk over and applies a camel clutch on him. The referee checks for a submission, but Malk refuses to give up. Malk slowly pulls himself up from the mat and reaches out for the ropes while Hoshi tries to maintain her hold on him. He lunges and manages to snag the bottom rope which forces the break. Hoshi releases the hold and Malk gets to his feet only to take a roundhouse kick to the chest from Hoshi which knocks him through the ropes and out to the floor. Ricky Simms - Hoshi is doing well tonight. Henry Lesher - Against Malk, the wanna be Max. Hoshi climbs the ropes in the corner buckle and waits for Malk to stand before she gives him a flying dropkick to the chest which sends him down to the floor. We then see Kira Yakamoto staggering down the ramp towards the ring. Hoshi stands Malk up and rolls him into the ring before doing the same herself. She goes for the pin on Malk. 1...2... he rolls a shoulder out. Hoshi stands Malk up, whips him off the ropes and he ducks a clothesline and then gives Hoshi a clothesline to the mat. He then spots Kira at ringside and then drops and rolls himself out to the floor to confront her. Ricky Simms - With everything Kira has been through, you would think she would stay away from the ring right now. Henry Lesher - No one will ever accuse her of being bright. Inside the ring, Hoshi gets to her feet while Kira argues with Malk. Kira claims she is scouting him for next week. Inside the ring, Hoshi takes a few steps back and then she launches herself over the top rope, landing a flying body press onto Malk on the floor. On the way down, Hoshi turns the move into a DDT which brings Malk crashing to the floor. Hoshi then stands Malk up and rolls him into the ring before doing the same herself. She then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Hoshi wins the match over Malk this week. Ricky Simms - Malk won't be happy about how this turned out and it really draws him into the huge TLC match next week. There is no way to tell who might win that match. Henry Lesher - Well, it won't be Max. I can tell you that.
Hoshi exits the ring to a solid ovation from the crowd once again
and then she high fives Kira before the two of them head up the ramp
towards the stage. Neriah Sweet - Jordan, you wanted to announce your team for next week's Originals diva match? Jordan Gibson - Indeed, I do. You see, next week we will settle the debate over blondes versus brunettes. Neriah Sweet - What are the stipulations? Jordan Gibson - It's the first ever peel to win match. There will be two teams of four divas. One diva from each team will be legal inside the ring. I will leave the stipulation to the imaginations of the fans out there, but the winning team will be the last one with their clothing on. How clothing is lost and how far this goes will be revealed next Sunday. Neriah Sweet - But this company could get a major fine against it by the FCC. Jordan Gibson - Which will be offset by the amount of money generated by this match. Neriah Sweet - Can you reveal the participants? Jordan Gibson - I can do that, yes. The blonde team will be comprised of myself, Kathy Smith, Athena and Kaleigh Simms. The brunette team will consist of Ariel Johnson, Jen Hawkins, Lydia Parizi and Lauren Strong. Neriah Sweet - That's an odd mix. Jordan Gibson - That's the idea really. Keep people guessing in terms of whether or not these divas can even team up and work as functional teams. Neriah Sweet - Anything else we need to know? Jordan Gibson - Mary Sanderson will referee on the inside of the ring. Missy will referee on the outside. Neriah Sweet - Best of luck.
Jordan makes her exit and we return to the ring. Jack Spade - You had better just be out here to watch Yvonne get destroyed, kid. Jack turns and pulls himself onto the apron before stepping through the ropes into the ring. He then tosses his belt to the timekeeper's table before posing for the booing fans. The referee calls for the bell and Spade and Bombshell start arguing in the middle of the ring. Ricky Simms - There is a lot of tension inside the ring and at ringside as well. Henry Lesher - Spade is a real champion, though. He'll win and destroy anyone who tries to interfere. Noah Skanes - I'm not here to interfere, Doc. I am out here to make certain he doesn't get a chance to do any more damage than he has already done tonight with his attack on Moose. Henry Lesher - No one saw it. Noah Skanes - That's common with criminal acts, but seeing as Moose told me Jack did it... Henry Lesher - He's lost his mind then. Bombshell slaps Jack across the face. Jack responds by shoving Bombshell down and then he grabs her by the hair, pulls her to her feet and then gives her a headbutt to the mat. He then boot chokes her, using the ropes for leverage while he looks over at Noah and smiles. Jack then steps off of Bombshell, stands her up, whips her off the ropes and then backdrops her right over the top rope and out to the floor. Jack then rolls himself out after her. Jack stands Bombshell up, then whips her shoulder first into the steel ring steps. Jack raises his arms in victory and the crowd boos loudly. Jack then stands Bombshell up and she lands a series of rights and lefts to the side of the head on Jack. She then knees him in the gut and rams his head into the ring apron before she then rolls herself into the ring. Ricky Simms - Bombshell is fighting back here and trying to get control of this match. Henry Lesher - She can try, I guess. Spade pulls himself onto the apron, but Bombshell places his throat over the top rope before she drops down, which slingshots Jack's throat off the top rope and sends him sprawling back to the floor. Bombshell then goes to the corner buckle and climbs her way to the top. She leaps off as Jack gets to his feet. She goes for a flying cross body, but Jack catches her, adjusts her position and then power bombs her to the floor. Jack then stands over the nearly motionless Bombshell, again with a smile on his face. He then stands her up, rolls her into the ring and then does the same himself before going for the pin. 1...2... Bombshell gets a foot on the bottom rope. He pulls her to the middle of the ring and again tries for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Bombshell. Ricky Simms - A lot of spirit in Yvonne tonight. Henry Lesher - You would think she was tired of her old boyfriends beating the hell out of her, but here we are again. Noah Skanes - She doesn't back down. Henry Lesher - No, she sleeps with them first. Jack stands Bombshell up, whips her into the corner buckle and then he charges in and lands a series of shoulder blocks on Bombshell. He then rakes her eyes along the top rope before he picks her up for a scoop slam to the mat and then he lands an elbow smash to the throat on her. He then looks over at Noah and motions him into the ring. Noah just shakes his head and Jack then stands Bombshell up. Bombshell gives Jack an upper cut and then rolls him into a small package for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Jack. Noah Skanes - Champ needs to pay attention to his match. Henry Lesher - Maybe if you weren't out here being distracting, he could. Ricky Simms - Noah isn't doing anything. Henry Lesher - That's distracting. Bombshell stands Jack up, whips him off the ropes and Jack ducks a clothesline. He then gives Bombshell a series of forearm smashes to the jaw, whips her into the corner buckle and then gives her a snap suplex towards the center of the ring from there. Jack then waits in the corner. Bombshell gets to her feet and takes the Lady Luck kick from Jack Spade who then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Jack wins the match. Ricky Simms - That kick knocked her right out. Henry Lesher - About time he used that move on someone. Jack stands Bombshell up and whips her into the corner. He then starts landing shoulder blocks on her as Noah slowly stands from the announce table and removes the headset. He makes his way to the side of the ring, pulls himself onto the apron and Jack gets right in his face. Behind Jack, Tommy Purr slips into the ring. Tommy then jumps to his feet and gives Jack an inverted backbreaker before Tommy then starts putting the boots to Jack Spade. Noah drops off the apron, now being the one who is smiling. Bombshell drops and rolls herself out to the floor and Noah then wraps an arm around her and starts to help her to the back. Tommy stands over Jack and tells the crowd he is the next champ, which draws loud cheers from the fans. Ricky Simms - Tommy Purr and Moose will challenge Jack for his title next week! Who will win that colossal battle? Henry Lesher - I will because it's the first match featuring three actual wrestlers we have had in ages. We fade to black on Tommy Purr holding the CWA title belt inside the ring, his foot on the throat of the champ. |
